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  1. "And the meek shall ... on Torvalds And Cox Write EU Parliament On Patents · · Score: 0

    ... inherit the earth (but only that which
    covers their graves ...)"

    Business practice patents and (most) software patents are pure, unadulterated
    steaming hot male bovine scat.

    How can a program function designed to
    automatically calculate shipping costs
    (e.g. the NZ vs Canada issue) be a
    patentable business process?

    At the current rate of government inter-
    ference that forsakes small businesses
    in favor of the big multination corps,
    the only jobs left in good old USA will
    be robber baron corporate officers and
    the vast multitude of peon surf slaves
    that work for them.

  2. Business process patents == very_bad on Torvalds And Cox Write EU Parliament On Patents · · Score: 0

    Just imagine that business processes are not unlike other "life processes" : fork (patent pending) solid or semi-solid device made with two or more pointed spines designed for moving food items from a plate (TM) to the mouth. see also fork (patent pending) a software process that provides a conditional or unconditional branch (TM) operation within a set of computer instructions that comprise a program (C)

  3. And your not a MS troll? on Windows ATMs by 2005 · · Score: 0

    Microsoft's attempt at world domination
    through "extend and control" ...

    Borg Bill/Borg Ballmer> "...we have your money ..."

  4. Now we have the GSOD ... on Windows ATMs by 2005 · · Score: 0

    Microsoft has made some important security
    changes to their NT4 software for the banking
    industry ... they have replaced the traditional
    BSOD (Blue Screen 0f Death) with a Green one!

    (That's Service Pack 7$ ... )

  5. DDoC -- Distributed Denial of Cash on Windows ATMs by 2005 · · Score: 0

    Pretty bloody scary, considering that Bank of
    America's ATMs were shut down earlier this
    year due to the Slammer worm.

    Wonder if it's time to start keeping my money
    under my mattress ...

  6. How about a Tadpole? on G5 PowerBook "Challenge" · · Score: 0

    You know, that 13 pound lugable laptop
    that runs the 500 MHz UltraSPARC IIIe
    and Solaris 2.9?

    Oh, yeah, right, that one costs $12K

  7. What do you call a G5 laptop? on G5 PowerBook "Challenge" · · Score: 0

    Either a slimline space heater, or a lap warmer.

    I don't think that long battery life will be
    this model's best feature. I would expect to
    see twice as large a battery on the G5 than
    the G4 laptop. If it's going to be normally
    tethered, might just as well stick with the
    17" powerbook form factor ...

    Hell, I want one, and I want it now !!!

  8. Obligatory 2 emails ? on New Microsoft Worm Coming Soon? · · Score: 0

    I received two emails from Microsoft in rapid
    succession, as well. WTF, I stopped using these
    vulnerable MS apps years ago. And MS wants me
    to chain my computer to their network for
    hours on dialup so I can "now be secure".

    I wrote these clowns a "Dear John" letter,
    instead. Fuck 'em if they can't take the
    joke that is "Microsoft security" ...

  9. YAMSV (or Yet Another Microsoft Vulnerability) on New Microsoft Worm Coming Soon? · · Score: 0

    hey, you didn't really expect to get a
    perfect software product, did you?
    nobody's perfect, even borg bill ...

    so, quit your complaining and start D/Ling
    the very steamy freshest pile of promised
    security patches from Sweet Old Bill.

    just don't read the new and improved EULA
    quite too carefully ...

  10. Such bad grammer ... on New Microsoft Worm Coming Soon? · · Score: 0

    weren't you taught not to use double
    negatives in a sentence, like "Microsoft"
    and "security" ?

    Okay, okay, that might also be considered
    an oxymoron !

  11. It's in their nature ... on New Microsoft Worm Coming Soon? · · Score: 0

    the inscrutable Chinese still revere
    Lao Tzu, their greatest general. One
    of his tenets is for an army's force to
    flow like water, towards least resistance.
    What possible icon of Western Capitalism
    can provide less resistance to cyber attacks
    than Microsoft? Especially when Microsoft
    gives them "the keys to the city" in the
    form of their source code?

  12. The O'Reilly user manual ... on Power Plant Fueled By Nut Shells · · Score: 0

    has a grey squirrel in a wheel on the cover.

  13. Not Designed For Microsoft OSes ? on New BTX Form Factor Announced At IDF · · Score: 1

    I can see it now. My shiney new home multimedia
    computer gets an urgent request from Microsoft
    Update, and the damn thing gets locked into a
    typical WTF reboot sequence. And since I can't
    really ever turn the damn thing off to clear
    memory, I will be forced to disassemble it ...
    with a 12-gage ... 8^(

  14. may you find ... on Xbox Auto-Update Blocks Linux Usage · · Score: 1

    that your next automobile is made by
    Microsoft. (well, not really yours.)
    the EULA that came with the vehicle
    prohibits you from puting a bumper
    sticker on it, or an air freshener
    on the rear view mirror (and boy,
    do you need it ...

  15. Do More With Less (TM) on CIO Magazine On Offshore IT · · Score: 1

    i heard that microsoft is doing a lot
    of hiring now. borg bill will finally
    get the programming talent he (obviously)
    needs, and at rock bottom, fire sale prices.

  16. an American illegal alien? on CIO Magazine On Offshore IT · · Score: 1

    sorry, but for you're information, there
    is NO reciprocity between India and the
    good old US of A regarding "guest workers".
    i hate to burst your bubble, but an American
    CANNOT get the Indian equivalent of an H-1B
    visa, because they don't exist!

    (now, doesn't that "roast your beef" ?)

  17. and on the subject of farming ... on CIO Magazine On Offshore IT · · Score: 1

    i guess all of us out of work IT workers
    had better start learning about growing
    our own food, the old WW II "victory
    garden" way. hey, if i could go back
    in time, i would have gotten into HVAC
    or plumbing instead of computers. let
    the sorry ass bastards outsource those
    jobs !!!

  18. another urban legend crushed ... on CIO Magazine On Offshore IT · · Score: 1

    you mean it's not about the money?
    less money on IT drones means more
    for the company execs. the more
    we outsource, the bigger the bonuses.
    the IT companies that are doing the
    most outsourcing are seeing the biggest
    (short term) profit gains.

    what happens to these companies when
    they have no customers left?

    what happens when the exec positions
    get outsourced?

    perhaps we should also be outsourcing
    our wonderful "standup" politicians, too?

  19. Dept. of Redundancy Dept. on Microsoft-Antitrust.gov Opens for Public · · Score: 1

    is at least a government sponsered
    Microsoft bashing site ... (now if
    only John Ashcroft would take notice ... )

  20. My WinDoze Honeypot ... on Microsoft-Antitrust.gov Opens for Public · · Score: 1

    is what I expose to the internet.
    You don't really think there could
    be any other reason? (Although I
    refuse to use IE 5.x ... ;^)

  21. Re: The Mootrix has them on 14 Years Later, Cold Fusion Still Gets The Cold Shoulder · · Score: 1

    the dreams of using cold fusion has been
    replaced by an Iowan farmer that discovered
    a new source of unlimited energy -- he
    replaced his milk cows' feed with a mixture
    of beans, habaneros chilis, and onions.
    When he plugged the cows into the milking
    machines, he got methane ...

  22. Re: incoming ... remote house control on Hacking the Actiontec 56k Modem/Gateway · · Score: 1

    this product, with the hacks, brings some
    interesting house control ideas to mind.
    why have a "real" computer exposed to the
    outside world? add a DTMF encoder/decoder
    into the mix, stir in a bit of homebrew
    "power-over-ethernet", and voila! a whole
    new product is born ...

  23. What an oxymoron ... on Microsoft Introduces IM Licensing · · Score: 1

    for Microsoft to use the words "licensing" and
    "security", at all. Not to mention the term
    "open standards", which M$ tends to extend and
    control. Case in point, the extensions to the
    kerberos standard, which Microsoft protects
    with a NDA. I say screw M$ and screw MSN.
    The open software community should write their
    code to exclude MSN entirely.

    Hey, S.weet O.ld B.ill Gates, you will not see
    another dime of my money. I would rather suck
    the scat from the backside of a dead and rotting
    donkey than buy another M$ product. Between
    License v6, your EULA, and security (oh yes,
    security is now job one, right?), you have
    squeezed the last blood from my stones ...

  24. Borg Bill Strikes Again! on Microsoft vs. Burst.com · · Score: 1

    In this time of corporate malfeasance, it should
    come as no surprise that "S.weet O.ld B.ill" Gates
    is up to his old tricks. How can you expect any
    monopoly with $50 Billion in the bank not to
    expect to get their way? Money talks, and M$
    continues to play the part of a gambler playing
    "table stakes" poker, with a wheelbarrow full of
    cash guarded by his lawyers.

    That "Burst.com" managed to survive long enough
    to bring M$ to court is remarkable. Whether it
    will mean anything by the time the case goes
    through the courts (,which may take 5 - 10 years),
    is the real question. Sun is still doing battle
    with M$ over Java. Microsoft is obviously
    gambling that, with their money and lawyers,
    they can keep any lawsuit tied up in court
    for so long that any loss to M$ becomes a moot
    point: -- the technology and the marketplace
    will have changed the "order of battle" in their
    favor.

    A good case in point is the DoJ suit, which when
    taken with all the other M$ malfeasance, should
    have resulted in a "Ma Bell" sized breakup. The
    DoJ screwed up by focusing only on the most
    narrow of legal points. M$ used to stay above
    the "fray" of "greasing the political wheels",
    but that was before the DoJ action. The end
    result for M$ was little more than a slap on
    the wrist. (Kind of like the $750 Million fine
    to be imposed on WorldCom for $11 Bilion worth
    of corporate fraud.)

    Money talks, and the biggest money talks the
    loudest. Once in a while there is some form
    of justice for the little guys. Best of luck
    to Burst.com ...

  25. Cash and carry ... on Sites Shut Down to Protest Software Patents · · Score: 1

    Software patents in the USA has done great harm to the IT industry. Most every software program, user interface, and algorithym worth a tinker's damn is based (at least in part) on prior art. The short-term winners are the monopolistic companies, that have extended their reach with DCMA and RIAA. What possible reason to extend copyrights, beyond things like sweezing more cash from Mickey Mouse (how old is he?). The other big short-term winners are the politicians who have been bought and paid for by these same monopolists. Of course, one of the best examples of this is Sen. Hollings, of South Carolina. It is all the same tactic of "pump and dump" that brought us AOL-TW, Enron, WorldCom, etc. All the parties guilty of breaching the public trust are bailing out with their ill-gotten gains. I think it was Samuel Clemens who said "Congress has provided us with the best politicians that money can buy."