I hereby claim this First Post in the name of the greatest baseball player who ever lived, Mr. Barry Lamar Bonds, future all-time homerun champion! If you do not like Barry Bonds, then may whatever God you believe in have mercy on your damned soul!
I hereby claim this First Post in the name of the greatest baseball player who ever lived, Mr. Barry Lamar Bonds, future all-time homerun champion! If you do not like Barry Bonds, then may whatever God you believe in have mercy on your damned soul!
This is just more proof of the reducing costs of producing professional quality audio, and more evidence of price fixing and extortion of the major record labels.
An anonymous reader writes "Apparently Barry Bonds is being sued by the parents of two kids who killed a man. I remember reading about the killing incident a few weeks ago, but this is the first I've read about an actual lawsuit. The part that I found most interesting was that the San Francisco Giants will also be named in the lawsuit because Barry Bonds is under contract to their team."
I just realized this:
You, my friend, are a fucking moron. You have no chance of scoring with your little geek girl. She will reject you. You see, even geek girls do not like geeky guys. They want a well-rounded guy, not one who will sit on his ass all day posting on Slashdot and spending his nights raiding the Plane of Time in Evercrack. So you lose. You'll probably end up stalking her like the loser you are. Stop now why you still have a chance.
And remember: Barry Bonds loves you, and all the little children of the world.
PHOENIX (AP) -- Considering what he's been through lately, Barry Bonds decided it was time for the game to end. Hours after being released from the hospital, Bonds hit a two-run, bases-loaded single in the ninth inning to lead the San Francisco Giants to a 2-0 victory over the Arizona Diamondbacks on Monday. "Don't leave it up to me," he said. "I don't like to play overtime." Bonds, scratched from the lineup minutes before the first pitch Sunday because of exhaustion, was released from the hospital after staying overnight to have his vital signs monitored. He argued at the time about the hospitalization, but said it was the right thing to do. "I just had problems with my heart and chest," Bonds said. "I couldn't get around it. It was just safer for me to go there than to try to play." Sunday's game was the second Bonds missed in the series with the Diamondbacks for reasons related to the death of his father, Bobby Bonds, on Aug. 23. He left Saturday night's game in the eighth inning after homering off Randy Johnson earlier in the contest because his heartbeat rose to more than twice normal and he had trouble breathing. He said he felt fine throughout the game Monday, and didn't have his vital signs monitored. Bonds was hitless in three at-bats against Curt Schilling, but that wasn't the case against Mike Myers, Arizona's left-handed specialist. The slugger lined a 1-0 pitch just to the left of the mound and into the outfield, scoring two of the three runners Myers inherited from Oscar Villarreal (7-6), who walked Eric Young and allowed singles to J.T. Snow and Marquis Grissom without getting an out. Bonds is.400 (8-for-25) lifetime against Myers, with two doubles and a walkoff homer against him the last time they faced off -- July 24 in Pac Bell Park. "The last time was a homer," manager Felipe Alou said. "This time he was looking to hit a line drive, which he did." Sidney Ponson (3-3) worked eight solid innings for the victory that sent the Giants to 13-3 against the Diamondbacks, 3-1 in their last visit to Phoenix. Tim Worrell pitched a perfect ninth for his 32nd save in 38 opportunities. Ponson and Schilling dueled for eight innings in a classic matchup. Ponson allowed six hits and one walk, striking out three. "It's one of those things where I go out there and try to do what I can control -- throw strikes, get outs -- and today it worked out," Ponson said. Schilling gave up five hits, walked none and struck out 10 in eight innings -- his ninth game in double-digits this year and the 86th of his career. "He pitched as good as he can possibly pitch," Arizona manager Bob Brenly said, disgusted with another poor offensive showing. "If it sounds familiar, it's because I've said it about a million times in the last month -- he pitched well enough to win." He was lifted for pinch-hitter Mark Grace in the eighth, but Grace popped up for the second out. Ponson, who won his third straight in six starts since the Giants acquired him from Baltimore for right-hander Kurt Ainsworth on July 31, then walked Craig Counsell and gave up a hit to Alex Cintron before retiring Raul Mondesi on a popup to first in foul territory. Schilling reached deep to keep his shutout in the seventh. Grissom singled to lead off, and reached third on Schilling's two-base throwing error. Schilling tried to pick him off, but threw to first baseman Carlos Baerga's right -- behind Grissom, who was already at the bag. Before Junior Spivey got over from second to get the ball, Grissom was on his way to third. But Schilling, who struck out Bonds before the misplay, also struck out Rich Aurilia and Edgardo Alfonzo. "Right now, pitching, it's almost as if every run is the losing run out there," Schilling said. "But it is what it is. You deal with it, and you've got to make your pitches." Bonds hit a dribbler in front of home in the second inning and grounding out to first in the fourth. After the inning-ending groundout, he and Schilling exchanged words, calling to mind the July 12 game -- Schilling's first after returning from the disabled lis
PHOENIX (AP) -- Considering what he's been through lately, Barry Bonds decided it was time for the game to end.
Hours after being released from the hospital, Bonds hit a two-run, bases-loaded single in the ninth inning to lead the San Francisco Giants to a 2-0 victory over the Arizona Diamondbacks on Monday.
"Don't leave it up to me," he said. "I don't like to play overtime."
Bonds, scratched from the lineup minutes before the first pitch Sunday because of exhaustion, was released from the hospital after staying overnight to have his vital signs monitored.
He argued at the time about the hospitalization, but said it was the right thing to do.
"I just had problems with my heart and chest," Bonds said. "I couldn't get around it. It was just safer for me to go there than to try to play."
Sunday's game was the second Bonds missed in the series with the Diamondbacks for reasons related to the death of his father, Bobby Bonds, on Aug. 23. He left Saturday night's game in the eighth inning after homering off Randy Johnson earlier in the contest because his heartbeat rose to more than twice normal and he had trouble breathing.
He said he felt fine throughout the game Monday, and didn't have his vital signs monitored.
Bonds was hitless in three at-bats against Curt Schilling, but that wasn't the case against Mike Myers, Arizona's left-handed specialist.
The slugger lined a 1-0 pitch just to the left of the mound and into the outfield, scoring two of the three runners Myers inherited from Oscar Villarreal (7-6), who walked Eric Young and allowed singles to J.T. Snow and Marquis Grissom without getting an out.
Bonds is.400 (8-for-25) lifetime against Myers, with two doubles and a walkoff homer against him the last time they faced off -- July 24 in Pac Bell Park.
"The last time was a homer," manager Felipe Alou said. "This time he was looking to hit a line drive, which he did."
Sidney Ponson (3-3) worked eight solid innings for the victory that sent the Giants to 13-3 against the Diamondbacks, 3-1 in their last visit to Phoenix.
Tim Worrell pitched a perfect ninth for his 32nd save in 38 opportunities.
Ponson and Schilling dueled for eight innings in a classic matchup. Ponson allowed six hits and one walk, striking out three.
"It's one of those things where I go out there and try to do what I can control -- throw strikes, get outs -- and today it worked out," Ponson said.
Schilling gave up five hits, walked none and struck out 10 in eight innings -- his ninth game in double-digits this year and the 86th of his career.
"He pitched as good as he can possibly pitch," Arizona manager Bob Brenly said, disgusted with another poor offensive showing. "If it sounds familiar, it's because I've said it about a million times in the last month -- he pitched well enough to win."
He was lifted for pinch-hitter Mark Grace in the eighth, but Grace popped up for the second out. Ponson, who won his third straight in six starts since the Giants acquired him from Baltimore for right-hander Kurt Ainsworth on July 31, then walked Craig Counsell and gave up a hit to Alex Cintron before retiring Raul Mondesi on a popup to first in foul territory.
Schilling reached deep to keep his shutout in the seventh.
Grissom singled to lead off, and reached third on Schilling's two-base throwing error. Schilling tried to pick him off, but threw to first baseman Carlos Baerga's right -- behind Grissom, who was already at the bag.
Before Junior Spivey got over from second to get the ball, Grissom was on his way to third.
But Schilling, who struck out Bonds before the misplay, also struck out Rich Aurilia and Edgardo Alfonzo.
"Right now, pitching, it's almost as if every run is the losing run out there," Schilling said. "But it is what it is. You deal with it, and you've got to make your pitches."
Bonds hit a dribbler in front of home in the second inning and grounding out to first in the fourth. After the inning-ending groundout, he and Schilling exchanged words, calling to mind the July 12 game -- Schilling's first after returni
Barry Bonds had compiled many, many records over the course of his illustrious career. These include the single-season homerun record, single-season on-base percentage, and single-season slugging percentage. He is also well on his way to compiling yet another MVP season, of which he has already compiled a record 5. Clearly the Barry Bonds compiler is a top performer, I recommend it to all IT professionals.
Barry Bonds and video games
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Barry Bonds likes to play video games. I heard his favorite one is Halo for the X-Box. I bet he could kick Sammy Sosa's ass in it, too.
I heard Barry Bonds was attempting to obtain a patent for his amazing hitting technique. Supposedly Ted William's frozen head is claiming prior art, but I feel that Bonds will ultimately prevail, as possession is 9/10 of the law.
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I hereby claim this First Post in the name of the greatest baseball player who ever lived, Mr. Barry Lamar Bonds, future all-time homerun champion! If you do not like Barry Bonds, then may whatever God you believe in have mercy on your damned soul!
I hereby claim this First Post in the name of the greatest baseball player who ever lived, Mr. Barry Lamar Bonds, future all-time homerun champion! If you do not like Barry Bonds, then may whatever God you believe in have mercy on your damned soul!
Hootie hoo? Chief Orcutt, is that you???
This is just more proof of the reducing costs of producing professional quality audio, and more evidence of price fixing and extortion of the major record labels.
Yep, you heard me. Barry Bonds is GOD!!!!
First post, bitch. Barry Bonds is God!
If you bring your copy of Linux will they tell you what they think it's worth? :)
You left out the "anal sex" part, dumbass.
An anonymous reader writes "Apparently Barry Bonds is being sued by the parents of two kids who killed a man. I remember reading about the killing incident a few weeks ago, but this is the first I've read about an actual lawsuit. The part that I found most interesting was that the San Francisco Giants will also be named in the lawsuit because Barry Bonds is under contract to their team."
I just realized this: You, my friend, are a fucking moron. You have no chance of scoring with your little geek girl. She will reject you. You see, even geek girls do not like geeky guys. They want a well-rounded guy, not one who will sit on his ass all day posting on Slashdot and spending his nights raiding the Plane of Time in Evercrack. So you lose. You'll probably end up stalking her like the loser you are. Stop now why you still have a chance. And remember: Barry Bonds loves you, and all the little children of the world.
Elegy For *BSD
I am a *BSD user
and I try hard to be brave
That is a tall order
*BSD's foot is in the grave.
I tap at my toy keyboard
and whistle a happy tune
but keeping happy's so hard,
*BSD died so soon.
Each day I wake and softly sob
Nightfall finds me crying
Not only am I a zit faced slob
but *BSD is dying.
Damnit why won't they learn!!!!!
Don't get traumatized!
Vote for Barry Bonds, California Governor!!!
PHOENIX (AP) -- Considering what he's been through lately, Barry Bonds decided it was time for the game to end. Hours after being released from the hospital, Bonds hit a two-run, bases-loaded single in the ninth inning to lead the San Francisco Giants to a 2-0 victory over the Arizona Diamondbacks on Monday. "Don't leave it up to me," he said. "I don't like to play overtime." Bonds, scratched from the lineup minutes before the first pitch Sunday because of exhaustion, was released from the hospital after staying overnight to have his vital signs monitored. He argued at the time about the hospitalization, but said it was the right thing to do. "I just had problems with my heart and chest," Bonds said. "I couldn't get around it. It was just safer for me to go there than to try to play." Sunday's game was the second Bonds missed in the series with the Diamondbacks for reasons related to the death of his father, Bobby Bonds, on Aug. 23. He left Saturday night's game in the eighth inning after homering off Randy Johnson earlier in the contest because his heartbeat rose to more than twice normal and he had trouble breathing. He said he felt fine throughout the game Monday, and didn't have his vital signs monitored. Bonds was hitless in three at-bats against Curt Schilling, but that wasn't the case against Mike Myers, Arizona's left-handed specialist. The slugger lined a 1-0 pitch just to the left of the mound and into the outfield, scoring two of the three runners Myers inherited from Oscar Villarreal (7-6), who walked Eric Young and allowed singles to J.T. Snow and Marquis Grissom without getting an out. Bonds is .400 (8-for-25) lifetime against Myers, with two doubles and a walkoff homer against him the last time they faced off -- July 24 in Pac Bell Park. "The last time was a homer," manager Felipe Alou said. "This time he was looking to hit a line drive, which he did." Sidney Ponson (3-3) worked eight solid innings for the victory that sent the Giants to 13-3 against the Diamondbacks, 3-1 in their last visit to Phoenix. Tim Worrell pitched a perfect ninth for his 32nd save in 38 opportunities. Ponson and Schilling dueled for eight innings in a classic matchup. Ponson allowed six hits and one walk, striking out three. "It's one of those things where I go out there and try to do what I can control -- throw strikes, get outs -- and today it worked out," Ponson said. Schilling gave up five hits, walked none and struck out 10 in eight innings -- his ninth game in double-digits this year and the 86th of his career. "He pitched as good as he can possibly pitch," Arizona manager Bob Brenly said, disgusted with another poor offensive showing. "If it sounds familiar, it's because I've said it about a million times in the last month -- he pitched well enough to win." He was lifted for pinch-hitter Mark Grace in the eighth, but Grace popped up for the second out. Ponson, who won his third straight in six starts since the Giants acquired him from Baltimore for right-hander Kurt Ainsworth on July 31, then walked Craig Counsell and gave up a hit to Alex Cintron before retiring Raul Mondesi on a popup to first in foul territory. Schilling reached deep to keep his shutout in the seventh. Grissom singled to lead off, and reached third on Schilling's two-base throwing error. Schilling tried to pick him off, but threw to first baseman Carlos Baerga's right -- behind Grissom, who was already at the bag. Before Junior Spivey got over from second to get the ball, Grissom was on his way to third. But Schilling, who struck out Bonds before the misplay, also struck out Rich Aurilia and Edgardo Alfonzo. "Right now, pitching, it's almost as if every run is the losing run out there," Schilling said. "But it is what it is. You deal with it, and you've got to make your pitches." Bonds hit a dribbler in front of home in the second inning and grounding out to first in the fourth. After the inning-ending groundout, he and Schilling exchanged words, calling to mind the July 12 game -- Schilling's first after returning from the disabled lis
PHOENIX (AP) -- Considering what he's been through lately, Barry Bonds decided it was time for the game to end. Hours after being released from the hospital, Bonds hit a two-run, bases-loaded single in the ninth inning to lead the San Francisco Giants to a 2-0 victory over the Arizona Diamondbacks on Monday. "Don't leave it up to me," he said. "I don't like to play overtime." Bonds, scratched from the lineup minutes before the first pitch Sunday because of exhaustion, was released from the hospital after staying overnight to have his vital signs monitored. He argued at the time about the hospitalization, but said it was the right thing to do. "I just had problems with my heart and chest," Bonds said. "I couldn't get around it. It was just safer for me to go there than to try to play." Sunday's game was the second Bonds missed in the series with the Diamondbacks for reasons related to the death of his father, Bobby Bonds, on Aug. 23. He left Saturday night's game in the eighth inning after homering off Randy Johnson earlier in the contest because his heartbeat rose to more than twice normal and he had trouble breathing. He said he felt fine throughout the game Monday, and didn't have his vital signs monitored. Bonds was hitless in three at-bats against Curt Schilling, but that wasn't the case against Mike Myers, Arizona's left-handed specialist. The slugger lined a 1-0 pitch just to the left of the mound and into the outfield, scoring two of the three runners Myers inherited from Oscar Villarreal (7-6), who walked Eric Young and allowed singles to J.T. Snow and Marquis Grissom without getting an out. Bonds is .400 (8-for-25) lifetime against Myers, with two doubles and a walkoff homer against him the last time they faced off -- July 24 in Pac Bell Park.
"The last time was a homer," manager Felipe Alou said. "This time he was looking to hit a line drive, which he did."
Sidney Ponson (3-3) worked eight solid innings for the victory that sent the Giants to 13-3 against the Diamondbacks, 3-1 in their last visit to Phoenix.
Tim Worrell pitched a perfect ninth for his 32nd save in 38 opportunities.
Ponson and Schilling dueled for eight innings in a classic matchup. Ponson allowed six hits and one walk, striking out three.
"It's one of those things where I go out there and try to do what I can control -- throw strikes, get outs -- and today it worked out," Ponson said.
Schilling gave up five hits, walked none and struck out 10 in eight innings -- his ninth game in double-digits this year and the 86th of his career.
"He pitched as good as he can possibly pitch," Arizona manager Bob Brenly said, disgusted with another poor offensive showing. "If it sounds familiar, it's because I've said it about a million times in the last month -- he pitched well enough to win."
He was lifted for pinch-hitter Mark Grace in the eighth, but Grace popped up for the second out. Ponson, who won his third straight in six starts since the Giants acquired him from Baltimore for right-hander Kurt Ainsworth on July 31, then walked Craig Counsell and gave up a hit to Alex Cintron before retiring Raul Mondesi on a popup to first in foul territory.
Schilling reached deep to keep his shutout in the seventh.
Grissom singled to lead off, and reached third on Schilling's two-base throwing error. Schilling tried to pick him off, but threw to first baseman Carlos Baerga's right -- behind Grissom, who was already at the bag.
Before Junior Spivey got over from second to get the ball, Grissom was on his way to third.
But Schilling, who struck out Bonds before the misplay, also struck out Rich Aurilia and Edgardo Alfonzo.
"Right now, pitching, it's almost as if every run is the losing run out there," Schilling said. "But it is what it is. You deal with it, and you've got to make your pitches."
Bonds hit a dribbler in front of home in the second inning and grounding out to first in the fourth. After the inning-ending groundout, he and Schilling exchanged words, calling to mind the July 12 game -- Schilling's first after returni
Barry Bonds had compiled many, many records over the course of his illustrious career. These include the single-season homerun record, single-season on-base percentage, and single-season slugging percentage. He is also well on his way to compiling yet another MVP season, of which he has already compiled a record 5. Clearly the Barry Bonds compiler is a top performer, I recommend it to all IT professionals.
Barry Bonds likes to play video games. I heard his favorite one is Halo for the X-Box. I bet he could kick Sammy Sosa's ass in it, too.
I heard Barry Bonds was attempting to obtain a patent for his amazing hitting technique. Supposedly Ted William's frozen head is claiming prior art, but I feel that Bonds will ultimately prevail, as possession is 9/10 of the law.
Personally I think Barry would kick Jared's ass! What do you think?