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  1. Re:important medical discovery on Viruses Infected By Viruses · · Score: 1

    Skinner: Well, I was wrong; the lizards are a godsend.
    Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
    Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
    Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
    Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
    Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
    Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

  2. Re:No, *THESE* are slaves on Apple Sued For Turning Workers Into Slaves · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Your argument is valid only if we are talking about completely unskilled labor that requires no training. Otherwise, there is a fixed cost per worker, so it is cheaper for 1 worker to work 15 hours than 2 worker to each work 7.5 hours, assuming no loss of quality for fatigue.

  3. Re:No, *THESE* are slaves on Apple Sued For Turning Workers Into Slaves · · Score: 1

    You are missing the parent's point. IF there were not cheap labor, APPLE wouldn't be there. Should Apple be applauded? No. But you can't deny that the fact that cheap labor exists in Country X brings many, many more jobs to Country X and DOES improve the average standard of living of Country X.

    It's not a defense of Apple. It is only an observation of a benefit of globalization. It is indeed a win-win. Could it be more of a win for Country X and less of a win for Apple? Most likely. No one is saying otherwise.

  4. Re:Up Until... on Band Leaks Own Album, Blames Pirates · · Score: 1

    Possibly, but the fact that Nickelback has fans is strong evidence to the contrary.

  5. Re:That's not piracy, that's *Marketing* on Band Leaks Own Album, Blames Pirates · · Score: 1

    Ok, but if the manager doesn't hold the copyright and made the music available on p2p, wouldn't the record label have to sue the manager who released it to defend the copyright?

  6. Re:Will the first Robocar virus... on Robocars As the Best Way Geeks Can Save the Planet · · Score: 1

    The first robocar virus will decrease response time during turns and avoidance maneuvers. Additionally it will cut fuel efficiency by 63%. It will also make male passengers feel manly while carting their children to soccer practice.

    I'll let you guess what the name of the virus will be.

  7. what to do? on Apollo 14 Moonwalker Claims Aliens Exist · · Score: 5, Funny

    I am so conflicted. In order to believe this support for one of my favorite conspiracy theories, I have to accept that this guy is credible. In order to accept he is credible, I have to ignore one of my other favorite conspiracy theories about the moon landing. Maybe this situation is presented to me as a test to see whether my brain is harvestable.

  8. My defense is unstoppable on Researchers Face Jail Risk For Tor Snooping Study · · Score: 1, Troll

    Bush made me do it.

  9. GET 0UTT OF J41L FREEEE!!!! on Spam King Escapes From Federal Prison · · Score: 0, Troll
  10. drizzle name is trademark of jay-z on Slimmed Down MySQL Offshoot Drizzle is Built For the Web · · Score: 1
  11. Re:Why didn't they just kill the lawyer? on Batman Discussion · · Score: 1

    Need a villain for the next movie.

  12. Re:Good movie on Batman Discussion · · Score: 1

    > I was just waiting to see "Cubs" and "Bears" sticks on peoples cars.

    The producers knew that a lot of kids would be watching this movie, so they drew the line before the really scary stuff.

  13. when were statistics taken? on Internet Users Not Updating Browser · · Score: 1

    When were these statistics taken, and how soon after browser releases? For example, if they were taken 1 day after Firefox 3 came out, I bet a lot of people wouldn't be up to date with the latest version of their browser.

  14. Re:We're seeing no such thing. on FBI Fights Testing For False DNA Matches · · Score: 1

    1/113 billion chance a particular person has the same DNA profile as me. 6 million records. So I have a 6 million / 113 billion chance of matching someone else in the database.

    Forgive me, because I have just come home from the bars (insert joke about me coming home to /. instead of a lady), but wouldn't this only be true if every single profile were the same? You seem to be discounting the matching algorithm altogether and assuming matches are purely random. Or am I missing something?

  15. Re:Can't Wait For Virginia Heffernan's Edit Of ... on To Stet Or Not To Stet, That Is the Question · · Score: 5, Funny

    Most people use passwords. Some people use passphrases. Bruce Schneier uses an epic passpoem, detailing the life and works of seven mythical Norse heroes.

  16. Re:just ask on Real-World 3G Monthly Cost With Taxes and Fees? · · Score: 1

    The scenario here is PRIOR to the sale. In the summary, the author suggests that the salesperson couldn't tell him what the breakdown would be until they set up his account. Is the CSS available without setting up an account (as in, hypothetically if this were my plan, what would it cost me?)

  17. Re:My 2c as a former Sprint retail employee on Real-World 3G Monthly Cost With Taxes and Fees? · · Score: 5, Funny

    whenever I call T-mobile their reps seem to be 20-something flirty females. ... it seems like they'll do anything to get you to stay

    Holy shit do I have the wrong carrier

  18. Re:Are you sure he's a criminal? on The Inside Story On the San Francisco Network Hijacking · · Score: 1

    > Once they asked for access and/or recinded his 'permission' and he refused to
    > cooperate he became a criminal.

    Um, what law are you citing that requires him to give his superiors information that they request? Can he be fired? Sure. Can he be thrown in jail? Not for that.

    Further, he would have to continue doing acts that required the permission just rescinded in order for it possibly to be criminal.

  19. Re:Heh, heh, heh. on GPS Tracking Device Beats Radar Gun in Court · · Score: 1

    I went to college with a bunch of girls who had parents like you. They start off the first few weeks of freshman year as perfect little angels, but I could tell you some stories about what happens in the next few months, now that daddy isn't around to oppress the hell out of them and track their every movement.

  20. Re:nice feature set on MySQL Readies Release Candidate For 5.1 · · Score: 1

    No, I think I wasn't clear. It is not replication on the same disk. It means that there is byte for byte replication and the way the data is stored on master is the same way it is stored on slave. But master and slave could be thousands of miles from each other.

  21. Re:nice feature set on MySQL Readies Release Candidate For 5.1 · · Score: 1

    I reviewed the link but still can't tell. It sounds like it is logical replication, meaning that row A in the master looks like row A in the slave, although it may be stored in a completely different relative location on disk. Physical replication means the disk locations are the same, the partition tables are the same, etc. Oracle has both options; I was trying to determine if MySQL is chasing some of the replication features of the bigger guys.

    Anyway, thanks for the link.

  22. Re:nice feature set on MySQL Readies Release Candidate For 5.1 · · Score: 1

    Is row replication still logical replication or is physical replication now an option as well?

  23. Re:Declare him a terrorist on Disgruntled Engineer Hijacks San Francisco's Computer System · · Score: 1

    I find it disturbingly accurate that the redacted part ISN'T the torturing. Makes you wonder what #3 is!

  24. Re:Tried to fire him? on Disgruntled Engineer Hijacks San Francisco's Computer System · · Score: 1

    Why do I get the feeling that you got modded "insightful" for the Yoda side-comment more than the on-topic comment...

    Oh, slashdot. How I love you.

  25. Re:Interesting... on ACLU Files Lawsuit Challenging FISA · · Score: 1

    > Look at the state of the airliners: that they are still going bankrupt one after another
    > can not be just because the fuel cost is up

    Actually, that is exactly the reason. Fuel costs have tripled and the ticket price (revenue per passenger) has NOT tripled. Yes, there are fewer passengers, but only slightly fewer, and the cause behind this reduction is the increased ticket prices (as you know, as price increases demand decreases for products that are not fully inelastic). Costs increasing much faster than revenue means less profits. In many scenarios, an airline loses upwards of $60 per passenger on a flight.

    If you don't believe that fuel costs are the reason, then consider Southwest. They happened to hedge oil (by purchasing options, which all airlines do) at exactly the right time and they now at a huge competitive advantage until Q1 of 2010 because their oil is much cheaper than that purchased by all the other airlines. As such, the following chart is no coincidence:

    http://finance.google.com/finance?chdnp=0&chdd=0&chds=1&chdv=1&chvs=Linear&chdeh=0&chdet=1216065600000&chddm=52394&cmpto=NYSE:CAL;NYSE:AMR;NYSE:DAL;NYSE:LCC&q=NYSE:LUV&

    Every other airline is down 65% to 90% year-to-date, while Southwest is UP 11%. Their profit margins are wider than the other airlines, PLUS they have not had to participate in price hikes initiated by other airlines (although sometimes they do, because they can do so without hurting their proportional demand, and that only increases their profit margin).

    So, yes, it is fuel. Fuel fuel fuel fuel fuel.