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Viruses Infected By Viruses

SpaceAdmiral writes "Scientists have discovered a virus that can infect another virus. The fact that viruses can essentially get sick may change the debate over whether they are alive or not. Check out Nature for a slightly more technical article about the 'virophage.'"

341 comments

  1. cancer by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 2, Funny

    How long till these things are linked to stuff like cancer?

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    1. Re:cancer by smittyoneeach · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Only a few years ago.

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    2. Re:cancer by AceofSpades19 · · Score: 1

      Didn't you hear?, everything is linked to cancer or at least if you listen to the news thats what it seems like. "New Study: Breathing is linked to cancer!, researchers now say to breath less"

    3. Re:cancer by linuxbert · · Score: 4, Informative

      in fact Viruses have been linked to cancer. Human Pamplona Virus (HPV) is thought to be solely responsible for cases of cervical cancer. Hence the push to get them all vaccinated at a young age before they start having sex.

    4. Re:cancer by wizardforce · · Score: 3, Informative

      HTLV-1 causes changes in gene expression resulting in adult t-cell leukemia. This year my advisor had a paper on this very research detailing some of the changes which are involved: http://www.jbc.org/cgi/content/abstract/277/51/49459 basically the idea is that the virus in its attempt to replicate its self using cellular machinery alters the expression of specific genes, Tax, CREB and histones. better explained from my advisor: "HTLV-I Tax functions to short circuit the normal regulation of cell cycle progression by abrogating the need for mitogen stimulation and blocking checkpoint controls, resulting in unregulated initiation of S phase." in other words, the virus kicks out some of the cell regulatory controls that at least in part prevent it from becoming a cancer cell.

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    5. Re:cancer by SpottedKuh · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Didn't you hear?, everything is linked to cancer or at least if you listen to the news thats what it seems like.

      There was a very interesting editorial piece in my local newspaper today on pretty much this topic that deserves to be read by anyone working in health / safety / threat / etc. research.

      The short point is that when every preliminary study, or even hypothesis, is presented by the news media in the same fashion as something that has stood up to rigourous testing (e.g., smoking causes cancer), people begin to filter out everything.

      That being said, my short summary doesn't do the editorial piece justice.

    6. Re:cancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, no! Human Pamplona virus is the one that makes seemingly healthy, sane people go running with the bulls!

    7. Re:cancer by Mal-2 · · Score: 5, Informative

      Human Pamplona Virus (HPV) is thought to be solely responsible for cases of cervical cancer.

      I believe you meant papilloma (a virus that induces warts and similar growths), not Pamplona (a town where you can be an idiot and get yourself gored by a bull).

      Mal-2

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    8. Re:cancer by AceofSpades19 · · Score: 1

      That was a very interesting article, that article summed up all of my feelings on this topic

    9. Re:cancer by spoop · · Score: 2, Funny

      Human Pamplona Virus? Is that the one that chases you through the streets?

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    10. Re:cancer by LightPhoenix7 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      This bigger point being - while science may have come a long way, reporting of science in the media has not.

    11. Re:cancer by CryptoKiller · · Score: 1

      Very interesting article, thanks for posting.

    12. Re:cancer by cosmicaug · · Score: 1

      Human Pamplona Virus (HPV) is thought to be solely responsible for cases of cervical cancer.

      I believe you meant papilloma (a virus that induces warts and similar growths), not Pamplona (a town where you can be an idiot and get yourself gored by a bull).

      Mal-2

      I do hope that he doesn't mean Pamplona

      August Pamplona

    13. Re:cancer by db32 · · Score: 1

      Thats funny. I thought the huge push to get everyone vaccinated had to do with the company that produces the stuff having the local decision maker in that little Texas area in their pocket. He had the power to mandate that everyone pay them a couple hundred bucks per girlchild they were going to send to school. I mean why else would they try to make something mandatory to inject into your kids at a couple hundred dollars a shot when it had barely been tested yet. Good thing they get to use that panic "cancer" word to help push the legitimacy of that scam.

      In other news, everyone eventually dies.

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    14. Re:cancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the even bigger point is that few scientists complain about the media publicizing their research however much it gets distorted (in fact, they welcome any and all media coverage), since more publicity means more funding for them.

    15. Re:cancer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd rather take Pamplona.

    16. Re:cancer by LunaticTippy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Cervical cancer kills nearly 4000 US women a year. This could be reduced drastically by vaccination. Vaccination also provides other benefits, such as not becoming infected with genital warts.

      I think it is sad how obsessed with the illusion of safety we are becoming, but this one is pretty reasonable.

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    17. Re:cancer by sexconker · · Score: 1

      It will not reduce cancer rates.

      It will allow the strains of HPV that are not covered by this vaccine to rise up to the occasion.

      The vaccine in question is for SOME strains of HPV which MAY cause MOST cases of cervical cancer.

      Those same strains of HPV have been linked to colo-rectal cancers and other cancers in your nether regions.

      There is NO push to get this vaccine tested for men. What little research there is on this vaccine for men suggests that it would be equally effective, if not more effective (compared to use in women).

      The vaccine is MARKETING, not medicine. You can't market prostate cancer or colo-rectal cancers. You can market breast cancer, and now cervical cancer, etc.

    18. Re:cancer by db32 · · Score: 1

      Trust me when I say how slimey the pharma companies are. It is not surprising in the least that they pulled this stunt trying to force the mandatory vaccinaiation. I see these assholes delivering truckloads of trinkets, lunches, free coffee, etc to doctors on a daily basis. They set up their "conferences" in nice vacation spots and bring a bunch of docs out to schmooze because the laws changed on the flat out bribery that was going on previously. Then they sit and cry about how it would be horrible to stop them from holding IP rights to all of these drugs and jacking up the price and preventing people who need the meds from getting it because "they need to recoup their R&D!". Fucking bullshit. Almost 40% of their budgets go to marketing while around 20% is R&D. Nevermind that so much of their R&D is funded by the government in the first place.

      So no...fuck them...fuck their business model...and fuck their "science". They can and do lie like crazy to get their drugs into the bloodstream of everyone with a dollar to give them and to keep their drugs out of the bloodstreams of anyone with no dollars to spare. They hide side effects, and bring out the lawyer hordes to keep doctors and patients silent. The fact that they bought a local official to force their drug to be a mandatory vaccination for 12yr old school girls with minimal testing should show their true character. I'm sorry, but I am not going to protect my daughter from something that kills 4,000 people a year using something so that untested by a company that sheisty. To put things into perspective there are hundreds of thousands killed per year in alcohol related incidents and I can do a reasonably good job of protecting her from that through simple education and no health risk. The flu shot has had a long history of being tested and helping protect against a disease that kills tens of thousands and infects hundreds of thousands per year. She will get her flu shots.

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    19. Re:cancer by againjj · · Score: 1

      Here is the direct link. HPV types 16 and 18 together cause 70% of cervical cancers.

    20. Re:cancer by ceoyoyo · · Score: 2, Informative

      True, but those are viruses that infect humans. The point of this virus is that it infects another virus. Actually, when you read the article, it doesn't so much infect the mother virus as hijack the mama virus's hijacked replication machinery, which was originally co-opted from the host cell.

    21. Re:cancer by Renraku · · Score: 1

      ANYTHING that affects your DNA can potentially cause cancer.

      Be it DNA-altering viruses, cosmic rays, free oxygen radicals, heat, various subatomic particles, etc..

      It usually takes a cascade of events to trigger cancer, however, as the body has developed several defense mechanisms against the formation of cancer. For example, if the cell senses that something is wrong with the DNA, it may suicide or stop multiplying. By default, they also have a hard limit on how many times they can multiply. Cancer happens when the cell doesn't suicide or stop multiplying; usually caused by damage to the cell's mitochondria or DNA.

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    22. Re:cancer by Breez911 · · Score: 1

      All languages have a common factor of relationship, "Words"

      A simple definition of cystic cancer: fibrous lines joining cysts, lines and cysts, producing toxic waste!

      Then it may be seen, that at least one kind of cancer, may be represented by a road map. A road map being a diagram of civilization, relates cacer to civilization.

      Is cancer a human ailment, that has mutated, to affect the planet? Or! Is cancer some function, that has evolved from the planet to infect humans? There is obviously a relationship!

    23. Re:cancer by RoloDMonkey · · Score: 1

      No, no! Human Pamplona virus is the one that makes seemingly healthy, sane people go running with the bulls!

      So... it's mad cow disease? I thought that was caused by prions, not a virus.

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  2. We call it 3 stooges syndrome and by Joe+The+Dragon · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We call it 3 stooges syndrome and Mr. Burns has it.

    1. Re:We call it 3 stooges syndrome and by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We call it 3 stooges syndrome and Mr. Burns has it.

      Do you mean to tell me I'm invincible?

      No! In fact the slightest wind could.....

      Invincible!

  3. Re:reproduction by LiquidHAL · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm pretty sure they can reproduce, else there would be no risk of spreading them and they'd all die out soon after coming into being.

  4. Endlessly recusrive life definitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "The fact that viruses can essentially get sick may change the debate over whether they are alive or not."

    Ya ... to the debate over whether the viruses that make the viruses sick are alive or not.

    1. Re:Endlessly recusrive life definitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about engineering a virus to infect a virus to destroy the virus. But if a virus is not alive, then that means I can send it over the internet to your computer to infect/cure you. But if they are alive then that wont work and I'll need to send it by mail.

    2. Re:Endlessly recusrive life definitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      "The fact that viruses can essentially get sick may change the debate over whether they are alive or not."

      Ya ... to the debate over whether the viruses that make the viruses sick are alive or not.

      It's living viruses all the way down.

    3. Re:Endlessly recusrive life definitions by renegadesx · · Score: 1

      Next thing you know they will be studying to see if viruses have feelings and can feel suffeing. Then we will have bumper stickers saying "Save the viruses"

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    4. Re:Endlessly recusrive life definitions by Brian+Gordon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Well they probably don't make themselves sick. Is there a neverending chain of viruses making other viruses sick? I suppose a PO box could, in theory, break the chain..

    5. Re:Endlessly recusrive life definitions by Bonobo_Unknown · · Score: 1

      I wonder if there are any endangered viruses...

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    6. Re:Endlessly recusrive life definitions by RDW · · Score: 1

      Smallpox only exists in captivity and Polio is definitely on the endangered list! Both are a bit less cuddly than Giant Pandas, however.

    7. Re:Endlessly recusrive life definitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...and if they use sick WMD to do so.

    8. Re:Endlessly recusrive life definitions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      polio is making a reappearance thanks to the superstitions of religious people

    9. Re:Endlessly recusrive life definitions by Hognoxious · · Score: 0, Troll

      Concrete can get cancer, so I guess concrete must be alive.

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    10. Re:Endlessly recusrive life definitions by genner · · Score: 1

      Smallpox only exists in captivity and Polio is definitely on the endangered list! Both are a bit less cuddly than Giant Pandas, however.

      Not true. Look at this plush toy

      warehouse23.com

      So cuddley.

    11. Re:Endlessly recusrive life definitions by steelfood · · Score: 1

      Didn't you read the fine print? They don't ship to P.O. boxes.

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    12. Re:Endlessly recusrive life definitions by Frosty+Piss · · Score: 1

      Viruses are not "transient parasitic cells." Also, using another entity's mechanisms to help one's own metabolism along is not synonymous with "making it sick." The Telegraph needs better science writers.

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    13. Re:Endlessly recusrive life definitions by Kligat · · Score: 1

      It's a SpongeBob SquarePants reference to when he's trying to procrastinate writing his essay by asking a mailman about other mailmen delivering things to other mailmen. I am going to guess that all the viruses infecting us were just turned evil by virophages like the end result of humanity in a zombiepocalypse, but somewhere some brave polio virus is out there trying to make a difference, in a world where salmonella and E. coli reign...

    14. Re:Endlessly recusrive life definitions by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 1

      What about calling it supercritical life?

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  5. Re:reproduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That is meant in the sense of an entire species, not individuals.

  6. Software Viri too? by DigiShaman · · Score: 1, Interesting

    So are software viruses alive too? The only difference is that one replicates with code in binary, the other uses code in chain of molecules.

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    1. Re:Software Viri too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would be an intersting strategy for McAfee et al to write virii themselves, infecting other virii. Definitely also an interesting project for the Sonoma State University.

    2. Re:Software Viri too? by SpottedKuh · · Score: 5, Informative

      So are software viruses alive too?

      Obligatory link to an old paper: Eugene H. Spafford. Computer viruses as artificial life. Artificial Life, 1(3):249-265, 1994.

      The short answer is "no," but it makes for an interesting read if you have some whiskey to drink while you're reading it.

    3. Re:Software Viri too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Could this be a way for virophage computer viruses to rob other viruses "infection-share"?

    4. Re:Software Viri too? by Telvin_3d · · Score: 5, Funny

      The local phone book makes an interesting read if that's the excuse you need to relax with some good whikey

    5. Re:Software Viri too? by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I will accept nothing less than slashdot comments to read with my fine whisky.

    6. Re:Software Viri too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Shush! Now how are we going to get the kids to pay for a liberal arts education?

    7. Re:Software Viri too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you should start up whikeypedia.org, the wiki for misspelled alcohols.

    8. Re:Software Viri too? by Mex · · Score: 1

      Some might remember the idea of programming "good" software virii that would latch onto the "evil" ones and spread patches for malware all over the net...

    9. Re:Software Viri too? by paulgrant · · Score: 1

      monies.

    10. Re:Software Viri too? by tsalmark · · Score: 1

      Seconded

    11. Re:Software Viri too? by Maestro485 · · Score: 1

      Precisely. In fact, it's the story behind my sig.

    12. Re:Software Viri too? by ZDRuX · · Score: 1

      You've all spelled "Whisky" differently.. now put the glass down and step away from the keyboard!

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    13. Re:Software Viri too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Straight out of your bum; virus is certainly not a group noun. People saying "octopuses" are still pluralizing the word incorrectly. There is no reason except for repeated misuse to account for people saying "viruses".

    14. Re:Software Viri too? by ne0n · · Score: 3, Informative

      Whiskey is the crap left over when all the whisky is gone.

      No more Laphroaig? Powers'll do ya.

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    15. Re:Software Viri too? by zurmikopa · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, all I need to read is the bottle.

    16. Re:Software Viri too? by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      The real question is, how long will it take until someone writes a computer virus that infects another, common virus ?

      That could then, in turn, lead to botnet wars, where hackers write virophage viruses to try and take control over another's botnet.

      And then we'll get Botnet Wars on telly :-)

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    17. Re:Software Viri too? by mlush · · Score: 1

      I will accept nothing less than slashdot comments to read with my fine whisky.

      I'd have thought meths is a more appropriate drink when reading slashdot comments.

    18. Re:Software Viri too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will accept nothing less than slashdot comments to read with my fine whisky.

      Digg comments would be wasted on anything better than methylated spirit.

      Actually, you'd have to be on meths to want to read Digg in the first place ;)

    19. Re:Software Viri too? by Hognoxious · · Score: 1

      ... just like the people who write it!

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    20. Re:Software Viri too? by karbyn-aceous · · Score: 0

      I am not quite that picky. SlashDot comments or not, mediocre whiskey is good enough for me.

    21. Re:Software Viri too? by Holi · · Score: 1

      Actually it really depends where it was made.

      Whiskey (with the e). Is produced in Ireland and the U.S.
      Whisky (with out the e) is produced in Scotland, Canada, Japan, etc.

      And actually the term "Scotch Whisky" is protected by international law and is reserved for whiskies produced in Scotland and aged for a minimum of 3 years in oak casks.

      I love booze

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    22. Re:Software Viri too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hey I was going to skip right trough your post but since I had some whiskey in hand now I'll have to read. A toast to you SpottedKuh!

    23. Re:Software Viri too? by badkarmadayaccount · · Score: 1

      I, the official bookophile of /. (trust me, I have less of a life than you do), must say that I don't need a damn thing to read in order to get drunk. *ducks*

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    24. Re:Software Viri too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I like my Virii like I like my Penii.

      Short, hidden, ready to attach onto anything it can in order to propagate.

  7. That's not about computer viruses! by JucaBlues · · Score: 1

    Since previous /. story was about the university malware professor, for a second I thought this story was talking about computer viruses infecting computer viruses. Would that be possible too?

    1. Re:That's not about computer viruses! by Jimbob+The+Mighty · · Score: 1, Informative

      Since previous /. story was about the university malware professor, for a second I thought this story was talking about computer viruses infecting computer viruses. Would that be possible too?

      Sure, there are plenty of software virii that can infect machines running Microsoft Windows...

    2. Re:That's not about computer viruses! by codeonezero · · Score: 1

      Why not. A computer virus is just a program. So it could be infected by another program (virus).

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    3. Re:That's not about computer viruses! by Tom9729 · · Score: 1

      Since previous /. story was about the university malware professor, for a second I thought this story was talking about computer viruses infecting computer viruses. Would that be possible too?

      Almost anything is possible, but you probably already know that.

      I don't know how well this fits into "viruses infecting viruses", but the first thing that came into my mind was the Sony rootkit being exploited.

      I suppose that's a bit more like hackers infecting malware, but it's a start.

  8. All your biomass are belong to us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Obligatory.

  9. Symbiotic Virii? by blargfgarg · · Score: 1

    Any chance this new discovery will lead to the engineering of a symbiotic "virus", as in, an organism that lives within us and helps us out? If so our long-standing fight against microorganisms may turn into a friendship afterall. Fighting fire with fire, an anti-HIV would make a lot of people happy.

    1. Re:Symbiotic Virii? by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You should look into what shit is made out of.

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    2. Re:Symbiotic Virii? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah just what we need....a longer lifespan for the already too many people on this earth so we can rape and pilliage it for even longer!

    3. Re:Symbiotic Virii? by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      there are already symbiotic viruses, a lot of bacteriophages kill bacteria that can be nasty to humans(although of course the Cholera bacteria is pretty harmless UNTIL it becomes infected with its bacteriophage).

    4. Re:Symbiotic Virii? by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      Here comes the grey goo.

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    5. Re:Symbiotic Virii? by netsavior · · Score: 1

      Or better yet Fight cancer with rabies, then create vampire things that look fake because no matter how much we try, CG still looks like shit.

      Also take the pussy hollywood ending instead of allowing neville to realize that he is the only monster left.

  10. Re:reproduction by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 5, Informative

    The reason your school taught you that is because the definition of living usually taught in schools includes such characteristics as:

    1. Metabolic function
    2. Physical Growth
    3. Independent reproduction

    just to name a few. Viruses don't possess any metabolic function (they use the host cells hijacked machinery), they don't grow (once created, they are essentially static objects until they bump into a cell), and they have no means of independent reproduction (again, the hijacked cells reproduce the virus).

    On the other hand, many people simplify the definition of life to solely the ability to reproduce (independently or not), which makes viruses alive, but also makes prions alive, and makes it fairly easy for humans to "create life" in the form of self-reproducing machines.

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  11. Of Viruses and Fleas by Nymz · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Great fleas have little fleas upon their backs to bite 'em,
    And little fleas have lesser fleas, and so ad infinitum,
    And the great fleas themselves, in turn, have greater fleas to go on,
    While these again have greater still, and greater still, and so on.

    - Augustus de Morgan, A Budget of Paradoxes

    While I haven't heard of a virus hijacking another virus, I have heard of researchers hijacking viruses to do good things.

    1. Re:Of Viruses and Fleas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the great fleas themselves, in turn, have greater fleas to go on,

      While these again have greater still, and greater still, and so on.

      So, it isn't turtles all the way down?

    2. Re:Of Viruses and Fleas by sjs132 · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... that got me thinking of "I am Ledgend" ... I think that premise started with the idea of hacking a virus to do "good things." I'd rather the scientist don't practice God, or at least if they do, they better take a whole lotta precautions before it comes back and bites someone in the butt.

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    3. Re:Of Viruses and Fleas by Jorgandar · · Score: 1

      That article is interesting. I wonder if you could use a similar concept to battle viruses like HIV. Take HIV out of your body since it is good at evading the immune system, edit the payload with anti-HIV genes, and pump back in. The new viruses go infect target cells, but instead of inserting HIV genes, they insert genes to interfere with HIV. That concept is working by extracting cells outside the body and using HIV to deliver an anti-hiv gene.

      reference here: http://www.philly.com/philly/news/20080207_Study_says_genetic_trick_slows_AIDS_virus_growth.html

      But im wondering if inserting such a virus directly would achieve the same thing.

    4. Re:Of Viruses and Fleas by marqs · · Score: 1

      It's turtles all the way down

    5. Re:Of Viruses and Fleas by Rogerborg · · Score: 1

      I was just thinking that right now, some stoner lying on their friend's couch in Los Angeles is saying "Dude! This is my big break! I just need to write a disaster film script about these giant man eating viruses before some other mofo steals it. I'll just get a little baked first..."

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    6. Re:Of Viruses and Fleas by knightri · · Score: 0

      It is certain, and evident to our senses, that in the world some things are in motion. Now whatever is in motion is put in motion by another, for nothing can be in motion except it is in potentiality to that towards which it is in motion; whereas a thing moves inasmuch as it is in act. For motion is nothing else than the reduction of something from potentiality to actuality. But nothing can be reduced from potentiality to actuality, except by something in a state of actuality. Thus that which is actually hot, as fire, makes wood, which is potentially hot, to be actually hot, and thereby moves and changes it. Now it is not possible that the same thing should be at once in actuality and potentiality in the same respect, but only in different respects. For what is actually hot cannot simultaneously be potentially hot; but it is simultaneously potentially cold. It is therefore impossible that in the same respect and in the same way a thing should be both mover and moved, i.e. that it should move itself. Therefore, whatever is in motion must be put in motion by another. If that by which it is put in motion be itself put in motion, then this also must needs be put in motion by another, and that by another again. But this cannot go on to infinity, because then there would be no first mover, and, consequently, no other mover; seeing that subsequent movers move only inasmuch as they are put in motion by the first mover; as the staff moves only because it is put in motion by the hand. Therefore it is necessary to arrive at a first mover, put in motion by no other; and this everyone understands to be God. St. Thomas Aquinas

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    7. Re:Of Viruses and Fleas by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      As someone who has a genetic disease, I can't tell you how much I love that a cure for myself and those of my family who didn't win on the genetic dice roll is being held back due to popular opinion. There's really nothing better than spending every damn moment of my life in pain, knowing that if I have children I could be inflicting this on them too, and seeing someone blessed with an easy life giving a thumbs up to our suffering because he saw a scary movie. Here's a shock, the researchers actually do know more about this than either you or Wil Smith. Every time a large medical advance comes to the world it's greeted by the tired refrain of "playing God" by healthy people like yourself. And, oddly, you people also never seem to hesitate to take advantage of them the second you experience even a tiny fraction of the suffering that you'd prefer many of us have inflicted on them every waking moment of our lives.

    8. Re:Of Viruses and Fleas by FiloEleven · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You probably should have posted that under your username. You may be doomed to languish in obscurity in this thread as well as in the minds of the healthy majority.

      There is some merit for caution, certainly, but there are too many barriers in place for people such as (perhaps) yourself who would jump at the chance of receiving treatment, no matter how experimental. As long as the treatment has no chance of mutating and running rampant (a scenario that is much less likely than is generally portrayed), people should have the right to volunteer for experimental treatment. It should go without saying that there would need to be a waiver of liability in case such treatment turned out to be harmful to the individual.

      "Playing God" is one of those phrases that is always trotted out for emotional impact yet has no meaning whatsoever, except that whosoever spaketh the phrase should be smited with extreme prejudice.

    9. Re:Of Viruses and Fleas by street+struttin' · · Score: 1

      So... it's just fleas all the way down?

    10. Re:Of Viruses and Fleas by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      This is an expansion of a poem by Jonathan Swift, the Wikipedia article failed to mention this fact. (I checked because the first two lines sounded so familiar, I assumed there would be a link to Swift).

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      To have a right to do a thing is not at all the same as to be right in doing it
  12. Re:reproduction by evolvearth · · Score: 4, Interesting

    That's pretty much why viruses aren't considered alive, as they only propagate by hijacking living organisms' replication machinery. Eunuchs are individuals, that the definition of life applies to species, not individuals. Mules can occasionally reproduce, but is rare and it's due to the unequal distribution of chromosomes in meiosis. This isn't why they would be consider alive, they are the offspring of organisms that are alive. It's just an anomaly of nature. All viruses are parasites that depend on a host's replicating machinery by definition, therefore cannot be considered living.

  13. in school? by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Insightful

    you must be one of those students who are learning to write viruses...

  14. It has probably by Korbeau · · Score: 1
  15. not alive by rritterson · · Score: 4, Interesting

    No, they are not alive even if they can get sick. Viruses, even infected ones, cannot self-replicate as they require the use of a host and host machinery. If you can find me a self-templating virus, then we'd have an interesting discussion...

    viruses infecting viruses is still cool though.

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    1. Re:not alive by Telvin_3d · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Neither can thousands of other parasitic species. All the same no one debates the status of all sorts of fungus and ferns and others who tap directly into the circulatory system and other facilities of their host and cannot survive or replicate without them.

      If a true answer or classification as to whether viruses are alive or not comes about, I suspect it will be far more subtle and elegant.

    2. Re:not alive by impus · · Score: 1

      I suppose the Malaria parasite is not alive either.

    3. Re:not alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Does anybody knowledgeable actually consider this "debate" interesting or important? It's a matter of semantics, surely no more interesting than the question of whether Pluto is a planet, which also got way more press attention than it was worth.

    4. Re:not alive by fm6 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Those parasitic species know how to do cellular reproduction. They also know how to metabolize stuff. They interact with their environment, even if that environment is another species. Virus are just reproduction machines. If RNA is the software of biology, the individual living things are the computers, and a virus is just a floppy disk that can't do anything until you stick it into the computer.

      Actually, I think the whole issue is kind of meaningless. "Alive" is a concept we invented when it seemed pretty easy to tell living things from not-living things. Like all such concepts, it tends to break down as our knowledge of the world grows, and the old definitions become hard to apply. We just went through a similar issue with the word "planet".

    5. Re:not alive by corychristison · · Score: 1

      No, they are not alive even if they can get sick. Viruses, even infected ones, cannot self-replicate as they require the use of a host and host machinery.

      So we don't live off our host (earth)?

      We breathe the air around us, eat the plants/animals that surround us, make use of all the resources around us... I'd say the earth is, in a way, hosting us. Isn't it? ;-)

    6. Re:not alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      However, bacteria are universally regarded as alive, but there are some types of bacteria that cannot reproduce without other bacteria.

    7. Re:not alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      *I* can't self-replicate, and I'm alive.

    8. Re:not alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can we as humans replicate without some sort of host or mechanism. In order to reproduce we need an egg and fertilizer. Please explain further.

    9. Re:not alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, you could argue that men need access to a host (and her machinery) in order to replicate...

    10. Re:not alive by BobNET · · Score: 2, Funny

      *I* can't self-replicate, and I'm alive.

      But you're on Slashdot, and therefore have no life.

    11. Re:not alive by nospam007 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      > No, they are not alive even if they can get sick. Viruses, even infected ones, cannot
      > self-replicate as they require the use of a host and host machinery. ...

      So cuckoos aren't alive either, since they rely on somebody else's 'machinery'?

    12. Re:not alive by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, they are not alive even if they can get sick. Viruses, even infected ones, cannot self-replicate as they require the use of a host and host machinery. If you can find me a self-templating virus, then we'd have an interesting discussion...

      But most people would consider say a tape-worm to be "alive". Just because it lives off a host does not make it non-alive. For that matter, even humans depend on bacteria to help us digest our food. To go lion-king on ya, we are all one big circle of interdependent life.

      As far as the definition of life, I've been in fat debates on the subject, and here is the multi-factored ruler I eventually came up with:

              * Shaped by natural selection - 12 points (co-requisite A)
              * Ability to adapt to changes - 4 points (co-requisite B)
              * Reproduces - 8 points
              * Maintains self - 7 points
              * Consumes energy - 3 points
              * Complex - 2 points

      An item must score at least 15 points to qualify and have at least one of the first two properties (natural selection or adaptability). The various criteria may also get partial scores if they only partially qualify.

      The reason that at least one of the first two are needed is that life cannot be "static". If its static, its merely a machine. It must somehow change based on circumstances. A race of robots that simply makes exact copies of themselves forever is not "life" because the group does not adapt. However, if they re-engineer themselves based on circumstances, they then qualify.

      A tricky borderline case would be cloning Einstein's brain and emulating it electronically. Such brain(s) will stay the same brain forever. However, brains can learn and adapt. Thus, it qualifies at least partially on the 2nd.
                 

    13. Re:not alive by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I noticed most us slashdotters fail the first four criteria. Finally its scientifically proven that we have no life.
             

    14. Re:not alive by Toutatis · · Score: 1

      So cuckoos aren't alive either, since they rely on somebody else's 'machinery'?

      Cuckoos don't rely on somebody else's 'machnery' to self-replicate but to raise its offspring.

      When we send our children to school we too rely on sombody else's 'machinery'

    15. Re:not alive by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think the whole issue is kind of meaningless. "Alive" is a concept we invented when it seemed pretty easy to tell living things from not-living things. Like all such concepts, it tends to break down as our knowledge of the world grows, and the old definitions become hard to apply. We just went through a similar issue with the word "planet".

      Reminds me of high school biology class gazillion years ago. The teacher dude listed characteristics of lifeform, and asked if candle light is a lifeform - it breathes in oxygen, it consumes energy, it can die, it can reproduce (well, sorta, spread). Got us all young'uns thinking a bit, and made us realize the definition is pretty arbitrary.

      Anyway, good post.

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    16. Re:not alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are slashdotters alive,if they cannot replicate?

    17. Re:not alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Viruses, even infected ones, cannot self-replicate as they require the use of a host and host machinery"

      Humans, even bizarre ones, cannot self-replicate as they require the use of the earth, and the earth's ecosystem.

    18. Re:not alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Uh yeah. If you want to really generalize things, all higher organisms could be viewed as parasites since we are dependant on some fundamental biological process that other organisms do (nitrogen fixing bacteria). But thats not the point. The GP was refering to cellular machinery, not the complex relationships living organisms share. Viruses don't fit into the biological definition of life, so they aren't living. There isn't anything philosophical behind it. Parasites can still metabolize things on the cellular level and viruses can't. The article is definately not technical, but from what I can ascertain is that the newfound virus is not infecting another virus. It preys on already infected cells and hijacks the machinery the first virus has built in the cell. Interesting, but I would not call it making the virus sick. Now if it was attaching to capsids (protien coat of the virus), then it would be interesting.

    19. Re:not alive by jamesh · · Score: 1

      Finally its scientifically proven that we have no life.

      To have life, any of the following may qualify:
      . ringworm
      . head (or other) lice
      . intestinal worms
      . pimples
      . yeast infection

      I think most slashdotters are probably doing okay!

    20. Re:not alive by g0dsp33d · · Score: 1

      The best definition of life I've heard to date is still "we know it when we see it (usually)". Most the others don't include everything or include things that aren't really alive.

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    21. Re:not alive by Atari400 · · Score: 1

      Ability to adapt to changes

      So species that have become extinct were never alive?

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      IBM doesn't play chess with the Universe.
    22. Re:not alive by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      Bad analogy, in this case we'd secretly donate an egg to a stranger to let them get the birthmarks, raise our kids and pay for school.

    23. Re:not alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Like all such concepts, it tends to break down as our knowledge of the world grows, and the old definitions become hard to apply."

      I think this is the best description of the problem so far - and why I always hated discussions like this in biology class.

      It's not a question of science. It's a question of English. What it means is that some concepts are too complicated to boil down to one five-letter word. Fixing this isn't a question for biologists. It's a question for Merriam Webster.

      This sort of problem (trusting language more than logic) is what lead many philosophers to make long, beautiful, and ultimately pointless proofs because they trust semantics more than facts.

    24. Re:not alive by Wyck · · Score: 1

      I can't self replicate, but I'm pretty sure I'm alive.

      Hold on, I have an important call from my host machinery...er...wife.

    25. Re:not alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So according to you, mammal males are not alive? After all, they cannot self-replicate as they require the use of a female host and, ummm, the female host machinery.

      Find me a self-templating male, then we'd have an interesting discussion indeed

    26. Re:not alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they are not alive even if they can get sick. Viruses, even infected ones, cannot self-replicate as they require the use of a host and host machinery. If you can find me a self-templating virus, then we'd have an interesting discussion...

      viruses infecting viruses is still cool though.

      We can't self-replicate outside our host -- earth.

    27. Re:not alive by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Actually, Zorastrians believe that fire is alive. And many religions teach that everything is alive in some sense.

    28. Re:not alive by bigstrat2003 · · Score: 1

      a) Having an ability to do something doesn't mean you always successfully do so. I have the ability to bake a cake, but once in a while, my cakes come out terrible because I messed up. Similarly, sometimes I choose not to make a cake even though I want cake. In neither of those cases did I lack the ability to make a cake, though.

      b) Not all species become extinct due to not adapting.

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    29. Re:not alive by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't self-replicate and neither can most people if not all(maybe a hermaphrodite).
       

    30. Re:not alive by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      That response raises some questions, but my better sense told me not to ask them.

  16. here we go again by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 5, Insightful

    A lot of times in school, I was told viruses aren't alive because they can't reproduce. I always wondered if this would apply to eunichs or mule.

    For the debate over whether viruses are "alive" to make any sense, there has to be some literally essential difference between things that are alive and things that are not. The past 200 years or so of biology ought to have taught us that, contrary to what seemed evident to the ancients, there isn't any such essential difference. Organic matter is just a form of organization of inorganic manner. From the point of view of what the ancients knew, there was a huge gulf between everyday living beings and inert objects. From the point of view of what we know, there are many intermediate cases.

    So, instead of wasting time trying to decide whether viruses are "really" alive or not, you should just accept the fact that our knowledge today is advanced enough to show that the question--which we inherited from people who knew less than we do--is flawed.

    1. Re:here we go again by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      There is a joke in there somewhere about you aptly demonstrating your similarity to a rock.

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    2. Re:here we go again by moteyalpha · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It takes time for these things to filter down to the education system because of their momentum and lag. I noticed in the early days of PC development it was almost a joke to listen to college professors talk about computer design. I recently took courses in molecular genetics and though it was good for the basics, it incorporated ideas like central dogma ( DNA - RNA ) that are also not completely true. The idea that there are self-catalyzing molecules is sufficient to define a perpetual loop. On this /. topic, ( V vs V ) it does lead into something which I have wondered about for some time, which is the chemical system underpinning of genetic life, which must surely exist in the protein world.

    3. Re:here we go again by paulgrant · · Score: 1

      ...proteomics? functionalproteindesign/proteinengineering?
      genetic-algorithms? converging search through a noisy space?

    4. Re:here we go again by moteyalpha · · Score: 2, Informative

      I found an open source project called 'littleb' which can be researched at littleb.org that may provide a common framework to analyze and understand these aspects of systems. If a good functional model can be made then it is easier to see how changes and evolving situations might proceed. Not enough tools exist as yet to define the points of action between molecular systems. It is certainly approaching this point and I always enjoy new topics and - converging search through noisy space - sounds like fun. Secondary electron interaction in systems which were considered to only interact with valence electrons is an interesting new area also.

    5. Re:here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

      It would seem to me that there is some significant qualitative difference between humans and rocks. Extending that further, it seems there exists differences between bacteria and rocks.

      Essentially, the question is what is the largest subset of differences that can be used to distinguish between something that is alive and something that has never been alive.

      A question arising from the previous one is, what is it exactly that separates life from death. We can't even detect life - only the by-products of what we define as life. Thus we define death as the absence of those by-products of something that at one point had displayed those by-products.

      So I would disagree that the question is flawed. I think it might be oversimplified sometimes, but that at its core, it captures a very fundamental set of questions which essentially, arise from, "What does it mean to be human?" and "What is intelligence?"

    6. Re:here we go again by Estanislao+Mart�nez · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It would seem to me that there is some significant qualitative difference between humans and rocks. Extending that further, it seems there exists differences between bacteria and rocks.

      Yes, there are countless differences there. But let's assume the number of logically independent differences between a bacteria and a rock is N. This means that there are 2^N - 1 logically intermediate cases between bacteria and rocks. Now we're supposed to draw a line that says that some of those cases are definitely "life," and that some are not.

      What's worse is that the exercise of drawing that line adds nothing to our knowledge.

      Essentially, the question is what is the largest subset of differences that can be used to distinguish between something that is alive and something that has never been alive.

      The problem here is simple. Your list is either going to be arbitrary, or it's going to admit of intermediate cases. (And do note that, from the point of view of modern biology, the existence of intermediate cases between paradigm examples of "living" and "nonliving" things is, if not required, at least very convenient for the theory that all uncontroversial "living" things evolved from uncontroversial "nonliving" things.)

      A question arising from the previous one is, what is it exactly that separates life from death. We can't even detect life - only the by-products of what we define as life. Thus we define death as the absence of those by-products of something that at one point had displayed those by-products.

      Again. You identify N by-products. Then some dude discovers a thing that has N-1 of those byproducts, some other dude discovers one that has N/2, and a third one discovers a thing that has (N/2)+1 of them.

      So I would disagree that the question is flawed. I think it might be oversimplified sometimes, but that at its core, it captures a very fundamental set of questions which essentially, arise from, "What does it mean to be human?" and "What is intelligence?"

      But those are cosmological questions, not empirical ones. Please spare us from your attempt to force your cosmology on us by disguising it as biology. If you wanna talk about biology, let's stick to our understanding of empirical matters.

    7. Re:here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Each time you're looking for differences between 2 things, remember to ask yourself if the differences were already there when you found them, or if you actually created them.

      Remember that this is more a matter of convention than actual knowledge.

      The problem here is due to our flawed previous knowledge. We already "know" that humans are alive and stones are not. We aready "know" that bacteria are alive and stones are not. But there will always be this tiny slice where we cannot say for sure if life is present there.
      Is a molecule alive? Probably not. Although if you look at the simplest of cells, like a virus, it will definitely look like the only alive thing in it is the DNA, the rest being just an environment for it to multiply. Just like our house, town, country or planet is to us.
      Drawing the boundaries of life in our heads is so easy and will raise more questions than actual answers.

    8. Re:here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      You will be SO freaked out next time you meet an Earth elemental...

    9. Re:here we go again by albyrne5 · · Score: 1

      Hahahahaha, nice one.

    10. Re:here we go again by sorak · · Score: 2, Interesting

      A lot of times in school, I was told viruses aren't alive because they can't reproduce. I always wondered if this would apply to eunichs or mule.

      For the debate over whether viruses are "alive" to make any sense, there has to be some literally essential difference between things that are alive and things that are not. The past 200 years or so of biology ought to have taught us that, contrary to what seemed evident to the ancients, there isn't any such essential difference. Organic matter is just a form of organization of inorganic manner. From the point of view of what the ancients knew, there was a huge gulf between everyday living beings and inert objects. From the point of view of what we know, there are many intermediate cases.

      So, instead of wasting time trying to decide whether viruses are "really" alive or not, you should just accept the fact that our knowledge today is advanced enough to show that the question--which we inherited from people who knew less than we do--is flawed.

      I'm wondering if this, (as well as the question of whether Pluto is a planet), it is more about coming up with an objective and internally consistent definition of what the word means.

      So, no, there may not be a great difference between one classification and another, but the argument is more about coming up with a logical way of thinking about the two.

    11. Re:here we go again by x2A · · Score: 1

      I rock.

      But usually only when I think back to my childhood.

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      The revolution will not be televised... but it will have a page on Wikipedia
    12. Re:here we go again by x2A · · Score: 1

      "What's worse is that the exercise of drawing that line adds nothing to our knowledge"

      There is a difference between defining, inventing, and describing, yes. Producing a description of something you know, correct, gives you no extra knowledge. But passing a description along to something/someone that can understand it does, as is the purpose of a description. I am neither creating or defining life by describing something as being alive, I am not giving it life by giving it the description of life, I am not creating information, it is merely for the purpose of communication. How important is communication? Well you tell me, you're reading this. Is transference of information pointless? Can it be done without the pointless exercise of drawing lines as to what words mean? Yes? Mostly? Sometimes? Hardly? No? Where's the line on that answer?

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    13. Re:here we go again by x2A · · Score: 1

      "it will definitely look like the only alive thing in it is the DNA"

      DNA looks no more alive than a series of 1's and 0's on a floppy disk, and a virus "cell" as you call it is nothing more than the plastic case the floppy disk is contained in to protect it.

      "Drawing the boundaries of life in our heads is so easy and will raise more questions than actual answers"

      Only because you're stopping at asking questions and not answering them, even though the answers are all there. Is a molecule alive? No, but it can be a building block to life.

      Is our planet alive? So far, no. If we could split our planet in two, and say, start collecting asteroid materials, until each split is large enough to also be able to split in two, then we could say yes, our planet is alive, and we are the equivalent of the enzymes that exist in us that are responsible for our being able to reproduce. What's more likely is that our planets topping is alive, can grow, spread to other planets etc, as that's much easier than dividing the actual planet.

      So where's the unanswered questions?

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    14. Re:here we go again by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      So, instead of wasting time trying to decide whether viruses are "really" alive or not, you should just accept the fact that our knowledge today is advanced enough to show that the question--which we inherited from people who knew less than we do--is flawed.

      There was an interesting scifi story I read years ago with a modern guy going back to talk to the great philosophers and he explained the modern view on a great many of the questions these worthies had speculated on. His answers were so confounding, some declared him mad and others gave up on philosophy altogether. That's kind of the same reaction us moderns have coming from newtonian physics where everything is neat and logical and looking at QM where everything seems almost intentionally perverse and counter-intuitive.

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    15. Re:here we go again by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We will NEVER find out if a virus is alive or not because we are the ones that literally invent the definition of "alive." There is no such thing as "alive" in the Universe. We have to take a set of [whatever] and decide "this is alive" and then we'll just say that everything else isn't and we're fucking done with this already. The answer to the question "are viruses alive?" doesn't exist because there are no viruses. Let's just all decide right now if they are alive or not and WHY that is so and in the future it will be simple. We will decide if something is alive or not if they're above or below the definition of "virus." They are defining the gray area so we either accept it as gray, accept it as alive or accept it as not-alive. Our decision regarding this IS the answer to the question.

    16. Re:here we go again by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      Smart-ass undergrads also get simplified versions because it's irritating and time consuming to disclaim everything you say.

    17. Re:here we go again by moteyalpha · · Score: 1

      I did notice the difference when I took graduate level, however a great deal of the problem stems from the fact that funding for bleeding edge equipment is a secondary concern for many administrators. Failure to pay and overworking the professors does not help either. The graduate level molecular genetics I took was forced on a person who was also doing critical research and they crammed a full year course into a semester. It puts undue stress on students and teacher.

    18. Re:here we go again by paulgrant · · Score: 1

      check out genetic algorithms + neural networks; much fun (evolving a population of neural networks). there's a better approach to molecular design from classic organic chemistry. basically an algorithmic approach to selecting a series of chemical reactions to achieve end-goal molecule x. only time I would try proteomics is if I was trying to rip off a natural protein (or designer analogue). ah I'm not in the field btw, just a hobby(ies) ;) there is easier ways to harvest proteins btw re: plant biology/cuttings. lookup tomaco plant ;)

  17. Virus eating virus eating virus.... by HeadlessNotAHorseman · · Score: 5, Funny

    So a virus that attacks viruses eh? I wonder if there a virus that attacks the virus that attacks the viruses? And a virus that attacks the virus that attacks the virus that...er...well, you know what I mean. And what if the first virus evolves to attack the last virus....every time you get one of those mysterious unidentified itches it could just be a ring of viruses all chasing each other around in circles!

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    1. Re:Virus eating virus eating virus.... by Eighty7 · · Score: 1

      So like windows, norton & storm? They hate each other way more than they hate you.

    2. Re:Virus eating virus eating virus.... by supernova_hq · · Score: 1

      Like a computerized perpetual motion...er...infecting machine?

    3. Re:Virus eating virus eating virus.... by Maestro485 · · Score: 1

      while(virus != (total_virii - 1)){
      infect(virus);
      }

    4. Re:Virus eating virus eating virus.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds like the local meat-market err pub with all the chasing and itching :)

    5. Re:Virus eating virus eating virus.... by martin-boundary · · Score: 1

      This one is a VNV (VNV is Not a Virus).

    6. Re:Virus eating virus eating virus.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our new virus eating virus overlords!

    7. Re:Virus eating virus eating virus.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if the graph is not simple? I mean: What if there are viruses that eat themselves?

  18. Re:reproduction by gamanimatron · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I don't see why this should have any effect on the living vs. undead debate for virii. Anything complex and successful enough to fool a cell into absorbing and then reproducing it seems like a perfectly reasonable target for other, less host-adapted things to hijack. If something like this hadn't already existed, I'm quite sure it would have come along sooner or later.

    What would be really impressive is for someone to figure out how the adaptation occurred, and whether we should be afraid or not.

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  19. How does this makes a virus living? by Regeneratenl · · Score: 1, Informative

    according to the definition of life 'getting infected by a virus' doesn't make you a living organism...

    1. Re:How does this makes a virus living? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There is no universal definition of life; there are a variety of definitions proposed by different scientists. To define life in unequivocal terms is still a challenge for scientists."

    2. Re:How does this makes a virus living? by YttriumOxide · · Score: 1

      To define life in unequivocal terms is still a challenge for scientists."

      Not really - it's a challenge for linguists - scientists can happily continue to do research without needing to define it. (see "Pluto and its planethood")

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  20. important medical discovery by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    To me, the issue of how to define "life" is only a small side note to this discovery.

    Far more important are the consequences for medicine. Viruses can be attacked by other viruses. This is huge. Compared to bacteria, viruses have been very difficult to beat. Infectious bacteria can be combated by using anti-biotics, bacterio-phages and other means. Whereas viruses are significantly more hardy, and combating them directly is difficult. But this discovery opens the door to engineering virophages to attack viruses in our bodies that make us sick.

    1. Re:important medical discovery by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      Skinner: Well, I was wrong; the lizards are a godsend.
      Lisa: But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
      Skinner: No problem. We simply release wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
      Lisa: But aren't the snakes even worse?
      Skinner: Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
      Lisa: But then we're stuck with gorillas!
      Skinner: No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.

    2. Re:important medical discovery by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      They thought of this before. Engineering viruses is within our current technological grasp. However, because viruses can mutate so readily it is very dangerous to use them as weapons. They are researching it but going VERY slowly and meticulously to make sure they don't end up screwing over the whole world zombie apocalypse outbreak style.

  21. Infect a Virus with a Virus on Purpose? by ryanleary · · Score: 1

    Could this mean that there could some day be the potential for crafting a virus, with the intent of infecting another virus to potentially destroy it? Something like this would probably have the potential to do more harm than good, but maybe this is a new way to look at potential treatments?

    1. Re:Infect a Virus with a Virus on Purpose? by sleeponthemic · · Score: 1

      Could this mean that there could some day be the potential for crafting a virus, with the intent of infecting another virus to potentially destroy it? Something like this would probably have the potential to do more harm than good, but maybe this is a new way to look at potential treatments?

      Better to send in the nanobots - they will be much more predictable.

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    2. Re:Infect a Virus with a Virus on Purpose? by KGIII · · Score: 2

      I recall some reading about testing (I'm guessing a year or so ago) about the use of the virus in fighting cancer. I can't find the exact article in question but I did find this.

      Cancer-fighting virus shows promise in early clinical trial:
      http://www.physorg.com/news103082669.html

      The virus, called NV1020, is a type of herpes simplex virus modified so that it selectively replicates in virus cells, killing them in the process.

      This was in July of 2007 it would seem.

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      "So long and thanks for all the fish."
    3. Re:Infect a Virus with a Virus on Purpose? by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      One of my collaborators started up a company to commercialize a virus to kill brain tumor cells. The idea was that after you finish surgery you slop a bit of the virus in the cavity before you close and it takes care of any tumor cells you missed.

      Apparently the release of I Am Legend has cooled interest a bit.

    4. Re:Infect a Virus with a Virus on Purpose? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... as depicted on "I am legend" (yuck)

      In other news, Hollywood takes a potentially nice idea and makes a mess of trying to present it to the "great public" (again)

  22. this dichotomy is ludicrous by Carbon016 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    saying something is "alive" or "not alive" holds about as much weight as saying it's a "froodle doo". if the definition is standardized it should be easy to define: if not, what does it matter what we call it as long as we know what it does? attempting to apply terms that apply well to one group, from species to kingdom, to another group almost always ends in failure for this reason.

    shame on the virologist for perpetuating this craziness. the real cool part about this finding is its possible medical applications.

    1. Re:this dichotomy is ludicrous by arth1 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      saying something is "alive" or "not alive" holds about as much weight as saying it's a "froodle doo"

      The way I see it, life (and "awareness" too, for that matter) is a degree, not a binary. Higher life forms are more alive than bacteria, which in turn are more alive than viruses, which are more alive than iron oxide.
      Why try to make a definition that neatly divides things into alive and not? What philosophical interest does it have? Reinforcing religion, perhaps?

    2. Re:this dichotomy is ludicrous by lyml · · Score: 1

      Defining "higher lifeforms" would likely be much more complicated than defining life would be ;).

    3. Re:this dichotomy is ludicrous by Joe+Snipe · · Score: 1

      Funny I always thought that separating life into "higher" and "lower" orders was what reinforced religon. After all, we (humans) are special, more special than other life. We are in gods image and even got a visit by the son of god! I mean I never heard of a cat messiah, so we must be the best!

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    4. Re:this dichotomy is ludicrous by arth1 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Yeah, but judging some lifeforms as higher than a bacterium isn't that hard, and that was the comparison that was used in the post you replied to. Not higher as in higher, overall.

  23. Re:reproduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    makes it fairly easy for humans to "create life" in the form of self-reproducing machines.

    What's so easy about that? It's never been done! It would be a stupendous thing if it were.

  24. In the words of the philosopher Nelson.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha-Ha!

  25. summary = wrong by fatduck · · Score: 5, Informative

    Summary is totally misleading. The story isn't about viruses "getting sick" - it's about a certain type of satellite virus (not new) that can only infect a host that is already infected by another virus. Essentially the satellite virus is competing with the original virus for metabolites. The discovery here is that for the first time a satellite virus is competing for these resources to such an extent that it is actually destroying the original virus.

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    1. Re:summary = wrong by Kgosi+Makwati · · Score: 1

      Thanks for clearity!
      Can we use this information to do something ctrreative, like say introduce a virus (that we can hopefully control)in the body of an HIV infected person?
      This has a potential. I hope it'll be realised.

    2. Re:summary = wrong by Maestro485 · · Score: 1

      Apparently someone doesn't have a sense of humor...

    3. Re:summary = wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      you're still misleading, albeit slightly. One virus, called Sputnik, infects cells that contain another virus, called a mimivirus. Sputnik can only survive (ie replicate etc) in the presence of that mimivirus. The study shows that sputnik only appears in those regions where the mimivirus is being made. The presence of sputnik in those regions negatively affects the viability of the mimivirus. Therefore, the authors conclude, sputnik is a parasite of the mimivirus.

      That is the main thrust of the story.

      A vague notion like "competing for metabolites" does not say very much, nor is Sputnik - as you claim - a satellite virus. Sure, it has some similarities, but significantly, sat. viruses do not kill their associated viruses, in fact they often help them. also, satellite viruses encode for only one or two proteins, whereas sputnik encodes a lot more proteins....

    4. Re:summary = wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In fairness (or, "for a change"), if the summary is misleading, then so is the article:

      The debate about what counts as a living thing is fuelled today by the discovery of the first virus that is able to fall "ill" by being infected with another virus.

      Viruses are glorified scraps of genetic code that are exquisitely designed to pirate a host to reproduce: the common cold virus needs cells in the nose and respiratory tract to reproduce, before being spread with a sneeze.

      But the discovery of a giant virus that itself falls ill through infection by another virus seems to suggest they too are alive, highlighting how there is no watertight definition of what exactly scientists mean when they refer to something as "living".

      "There's no doubt, this is a living organism," the journal Nature is told by Prof Jean-Michel Claverie, director of the Mediterranean Institute of Microbiology in Marseilles, part of France's basic-research agency CNRS. "The fact that it can get sick makes it more alive."

      When the giant virus infects a host cell, an amoeba, they create a huge structure within the host, like a transient cell, that makes more viruses.

      Thus, he said, the virus has the same role in its life cycle as a sperm does in the human life cycle. And it is not a surprise that this transient parasitic cell is itself vulnerable to viruses.

      The extraordinary discovery that the giant virus suffers infections of its own is reported in Nature by Prof Bernard La Scola at the Université de la Méditerranée, Marseille, and colleagues.

      They used an electron microscope to look at cells infected with a new strain of mimivirus, the largest known virus, which was first recognised by Prof Claverie and colleagues five years ago.

      Prof La Scola and his colleagues were surprised to spot a smaller type of virus attached to the virus-making factory inside infected cells. The new virus - Sputnik - was unable to infect cells by itself but seemed to hijack the larger to achieve its infectious aims.

      The team suggests that Sputnik (after "travelling companion" in Russian) is a 'virophage', much like the bacteriophage viruses that infect and sicken bacteria.

      The giant virus was first isolated in amoebae from a cooling tower in Bradford. Since then, genetic studies of ocean waters have indicated that these giant viruses are very important, and may play a crucial role in regulating the population of plankton as well as influence the climate.

      A genetic study of ocean water has revealed an abundance of genetic sequences closely related to giant viruses, leading to a suspicion that they are a common parasite of plankton.

      By regulating the growth and death of plankton, giant viruses - and satellite viruses such as Sputnik - could be a major influence on ocean nutrient cycles and climate.

      "These viruses could be major players in global systems," Nature is told by Prof Curtis Suttle, an expert in marine viruses at the University of British Columbia in Vancouver.

    5. Re:summary = wrong by Taibhsear · · Score: 1

      Indeed. The cell is still what's being infected. The sputnik virus is not attaching to the viral coat of the first virus and injecting its genetic material inside. The sputnik virus is merely infecting the same cell once it is infected with the first virus. I would assume that the first virus changes some vital part of the surface of the host cell that allows the sputnik virus to attach and inject into the host. The sputnik virus could be utilizing the structures that the first virus' genes encoded for, possibly something the sputnik virus genome does not have genes to synthesize. There are many examples of co-infection of cells. Hepatitis D is one example that comes to mind with hepatitis B infection and a viroid infection (the only known viroid to infect humans).

    6. Re:summary = wrong by smenor · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you said something about that because every place I look I see this being called a "first" as if satellite viruses were a new thing.

  26. Viruses are alive by Mike610544 · · Score: 1

    A lot of people have an innate discomfort with the idea that we are merely more sophisticated versions of something so simple and mechanical. I've always though viruses should be considered life because most of the counter arguments I've read are really weak, but they persist because of that bias.

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  27. They don't 'get sick'... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    that's anthropomorphizing it. Better to say they can have their replication machinery disrupted by another replicator.

  28. there's no easy answer by QuantumG · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Is a mule alive? It can't reproduce. Maybe you object because the mule is *made* of cells, each of which can reproduce, but your body is full of cells that can't reproduce, are they alive? What's reproduction got to do with being alive anyway? If you take a cell that can reproduce and mutate the gene that produces a necessary protein for the reproductive process, is the cell now dead? It can still metabolize, make other proteins and interact with its environment. When it no longer can, that's when we say it is dead. As such "living" already has a good definition, even if it isn't too strict, and that is the opposite of dead or, more precisely, "inert". Viruses are not just a package of DNA, (or RNA), they're also a system of proteins for delivering that package from cell to cell. A virus most definitely isn't "inert" in the same sense that a "dead" thing is. So if something isn't dead, what is it? Undead? We typically reserve that word for horror writers, and just say "alive".

    I think the objectionable aspect of calling viruses "alive" comes from people thinking of viruses as "pure information", they're not. They're complex machines that can cause their own replication in their environment. Their environment just happens to be living cells, which are also complex machines that can cause their own replication in their environment.. To accept that a virus isn't alive because it needs its environment means you have to accept that a cell that requires a water environment isn't alive, or all multi-cellular organisms are not alive. Are mitochondria alive? Are the cells that require mitochondria alive? How about yeast? How about that mule?

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    1. Re:there's no easy answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unalive?

    2. Re:there's no easy answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is a mule alive? It can't reproduce

      What about if we turn it around? It's the result of reproduction. Maybe that should be the criterion, and not whether itself can reproduce.
      Then again, seeing alive or dead as something binary is the real problem, imho.

    3. Re:there's no easy answer by rritterson · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Parent is probably the most detailed response to my original post, so I'll address it, even though the chances (several hours after the article hit the front page) of someone reading or modding it are virtually nil.

      Comparing a virus to a mule is a false comparison. With objections to those who seek a single, simply, unified definition, the standards for a living mammal simply do not compare to those of a single celled organism, let alone a virus. The simple fact that a mule cannot reproduce does not negate the fact that it has virtually all of the reproductive machinery and virtually all of the capacity to reproduce, plus a few defects (and, in fact, some mules can reproduce). No virus is prevented from independent reproduction due to a simple defect or mutation.

      Saying that a virus 'lives' within a cell is a subtle argument that has merit. I find it lacking, though. To explain why requires an extension of my original argument: A virus, while able to harness the energy sources around it, does not have the enzymatic capacity to transmute energy sources into the ones it needs to survive and replicate. In addition, a virus is unable to respond to changing conditions around it, such as increased heat, a modified energy source, etc. Within the 'lifespan' (using the term loosely), a virus invades and replicates, period. Our cells can respond to various signaling components, change metabolism based on condition, and reproduce when asked. A virus simply cannot.

      Mitochondria are not alive, because they cannot survive outside the confines of the cell, let alone replicate. Is your heart alive? By the very same token, yeast are indeed alive. Mules are alive, though reproductively deficient. Following the same idea, and borrowing your definition, a robot that could create another copy of itself would be considered alive in the 'environment' of the factory where it was built.

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    4. Re:there's no easy answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      even though the chances (several hours after the article hit the front page) of someone reading or modding it are virtually nil.

      Thanks to the new comment limiting system, alas...

      I really wish someone would fork the pre-farkup code and start over at www.dotslash.org, or something.

    5. Re:there's no easy answer by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

      Is a mule alive? It can't reproduce.

      Hey, most slashdotters won't reproduce either. On the other hand, hanging around in your mother's basement isn't much of a life either...

    6. Re:there's no easy answer by ortholattice · · Score: 1

      [Viruses are] complex machines that can cause their own replication in their environment.

      Regarding the complexity of viruses and related parasitic entities, the potato spindle tuber viroid is a circular piece of RNA with only 359 bases (Subcellular Life Forms) i.e. it can be unambiguously described with 718 bits (at 2 bits per base). And in the lab, artificial "lifeforms" have been made with as few as 54 bases (same web page), i.e. 108 bits. These certainly help blur the boundary between life and non-life.

    7. Re:there's no easy answer by Roxton · · Score: 1

      I would encourage people who make semantic arguments to make that fact explicit in their use of language. "I would argue that the term 'life' should not apply to that" versus "I would argue that that's not alive." Only Objectivists really mean the latter, but, let's be honest, Objectivists should only be allowed to live until force-feeding makes their livers adequately tasty.

    8. Re:there's no easy answer by tpjunkie · · Score: 2, Informative

      Actually, mitochondria do replicate within the cell, contain their own genetic material and ribosomes and even contain the genes for a full set of their own tRNA molecules. They simply do not have enough genetic information to survive on their own, outside of a cell. I would argue that they are conditionally alive; they replicate on their own and can perform respiratory functions (albeit requiring the usage of host cell proteins) yet cannot "live" on their own apart from a cellular host.

    9. Re:there's no easy answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are infertile women not alive?

      C'mon, man, think out your premises just a tiny bit.

    10. Re:there's no easy answer by texascycle · · Score: 1

      Most non-detailed response ... Something does not have to be alive to f something else up.

    11. Re:there's no easy answer by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

      This can be easily summarized: mitochondria are obligatory symbiotes. The relationship with the host cell is symbiotic: the host cell would be unable to produce enough energy to function properly were it not for its mitochondria partners.

    12. Re:there's no easy answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your arguments could be used to say bacteria are not alive. Bacteria cannot adapt to a changing environment either. They mutate as they reproduce, and if lucky, one of the mutations would allow the colony to survive the different environment. However, that's not the adaptation you're talking about. And viruses do mutate over generations as well.

      Mitochrondria and chloroplast have long since been shown to be captured bacteria. No eukaryote have the capacity to generate energy on their own; they must rely on these structures, which have their own DNA and reproduce on their own within the cell, to provide energy for them. Oh, and by the way, mitochrondria do replicate independent of the cell. So are eukaryotic cells alive then, if they cannot generate energy for themselves without help from an external bacterial source?

      If a robot were capable of taking scrap metal and creating copies of itself, I'd consider it alive. If a robot were capable of invading other factories in order to retrieve more scrap metal, I'd certainly think of it as alive. If you've ever watched Stargate, the Replicators are such artifical creatures. I'd certainly consider them alive. They might be artificial, but that doesn't make them inert or dead.

    13. Re:there's no easy answer by MozeeToby · · Score: 1

      Following the same idea, and borrowing your definition, a robot that could create another copy of itself would be considered alive in the 'environment' of the factory where it was built.

      What about a robot that can break into a factory , reprogram all the machinery, eleminate/coerce the workforce and produce copies of itself? Oh, and the copies will be slightly different so that it's next to impossible to come up with effective counter measures.

      In any event, as many people have said, there is no one single definition of 'alive'. Most definitions fail in one way or another. Many of them are so vague that fire meets all the criteria. Others place unreasonable constraints on life simply so that it agrees with preconcieved notions.

    14. Re:there's no easy answer by DriedClexler · · Score: 1

      Mitochondria are not alive, because they cannot survive outside the confines of the cell, let alone replicate.

      Then humans are not alive, because they cannot survive outside of the confines of the environment that is ~sea level earth.

      Oh, wait, if we create an artificial container, and fill it an imitation of all the vital parts of the earth's environment and enough consumable biological material, then, of course, humans can survive outside the earth environment, but that's a STUPID argument because they'll just die once they run out of resources.

      Oh, but wait, mitochondira could survive outside the cell if you created an artificial environment with resources ...

      mitochondria:cell :: humans:earth

      debating the semantics of an arbitrary term : debating the number of angels that can fit on the head of a pin :: A:A

      (Oh well, good discussion going on here but I can't use my mod points, which expire tomorrow. Yikes!)

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    15. Re:there's no easy answer by againjj · · Score: 1

      To say that something is not alive simply because it can not live outside its environment is wrong. For example, what about various parasitic worms? They can not live outside the confines of the gut (or wherever they happen to live), and spread through eggs passed in feces (or whatever medium they happen to use). Are worms not alive? What about when people are removed from an airspace? Fish from water? Those weird bacteria from the super-hot magma heat vents? Mitochondria from a cell?

      For replication, another post already mentioned that mitochondria replicate.

      Many types of life are symbionts. They live only in a very specific environment, and die outside of it. Mitochondria (it is believed) used to be independent bacterial organisms that at one point became symbiotic with some other type of organism, providing a more efficient form or energy utilization. Before this happened, would you have considered them alive? Do you consider bacteria alive? Assuming yes to the former, when did the live symbiotic bacteria become non-living organelles?

      My real point here is that living/non-living is not as clear cut as you seem to believe, not that mitochondria are actually alive, since I believe them to be in a grey area.

    16. Re:there's no easy answer by syousef · · Score: 1

      Alive and not alive are classifications we impose. That's all. Nature works as it does regardless of them. Is a virus alive? The only correct answer is: It depends on how you define alive. Getting into these debates is nonsensical. It's the same sort of gibberish as "Is pluto a planet?". There's no natural answer.

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    17. Re:there's no easy answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In addition, a virus is unable to respond to changing conditions around it, such as increased heat, a modified energy source, etc.

      If a virus was found to respond to its environment in a very slight way - say, by being more likely to remain dormant within a host cell when the temperature is optimal for the operation of the host's immune system - would that change your position?

    18. Re:there's no easy answer by maraist · · Score: 1

      I would compare your perspective of 'alive' to that of Right wing perspective of 'marriage'. Pressing a specific definition for the sake of retaining the implications of that definition.

      Others have pointed out that we're having the same problem with the definition of a planet.. And I hope the officials focusing on refining it's term can sleep well at night. The particulars are almost meaningless anymore.

      The fact of the matter is that new information about our world requires that we re-asses how we classify things, how we label things. Often we categorize things some way for centuries, then find that it's actually counter-productive to continue the classification that way.

      If you believe in a permanent Soul, then maybe the categorization of alive v.s. inanimate is important. More importantly, if you believe the 'killing' of something has human importance (e.g. melting crystals v.s. boiling bacteria v.s. cooking a cat), then the categorization may have significance.

      For my part (for what it's worth), the first time I had to seriously consider 'life' was in a high school biology course.. And the teacher initiated the subject by having our class 'try' and define it. I don't think there were two people that were even close to each other. My personal attempt was that there exists a series of attributes (and I listed 8 or so) that are non-exclusive and non-manditory such that, the more there are, the more appropriate the word 'life' applies.

      These days, I am a big believer in the statistical distribution of facts and reality.. I believe (lazy hypothesis) that all possible combinations of atomic (and non-atomic) organizations of energy exist, or should exist. That there are no discontinuous realms of existence - finite/quantized as energy and the universe may seem to be. That for any insurmountable, impenetrable barrier of existence, there exists some combination/orientation/coupled-effective-existence that fills in the gap.. Thus from this (unsubstantiated) perspective, there should be a continuous transition from the simplest form of energy to the most complex... Thereby there should be little or no clear transition from alive to lifelessness. There should be a complete suite of probable particle/energy combinations that go from simple amorphic solids to highly regular crystals to highly organized protiens to highly complex cellular machinery and on up..

      My main reasoning is we have historically found continuously smaller, larger and gap-filled regions of knowledge.. There is no reason to believe that remaining gaps will not eventually be filled, especially as the rate of gap-filling only seems to increase. There are two possible conclusions, there is a grand quantized/gap-filled pattern and we're very far from seeing it clearly, so the rate of discovery is natural only for certain sections of this grand equation.. Or there really is a continuous distribution of energy, organization and existence - but our discovery of the gaps is accelerated/slowed based on unevenly distributed evidence.

      Sorry for 10,000 foot from-science discussion - it's been a long day. :)

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    19. Re:there's no easy answer by oblivionboy · · Score: 1

      I agree with the above poster who basically says you're out of date. Little logic exercises hardly prove your point. Alive is fast becoming an irrelevant concept at the level viruses and other phages.

  29. Re:reproduction by arotenbe · · Score: 4, Insightful

    What about computer viruses and worms? Some people argue that those are life, especially worms which are able to reproduce in their environment independently without a host.

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  30. Classical definiton of Living Organism by Tuqui · · Score: 1

    For the classical definition of Living Organism, the virus are not alive; but is that definition correct? Virus contains DNA and reproduce by theyself. Although Don't eat, don't grow. But is not just an death element.
    Even the prions are "quasi-quasi-living" proteins, no DNA, but make other cell reproduce copies of they.
    Well any good definition to Living Organism?.

    1. Re:Classical definiton of Living Organism by jasonmanley · · Score: 3, Funny

      Somewhere in the world a grammar nazi just had a stroke at their keyboard.

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    2. Re:Classical definiton of Living Organism by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

      It was right here. My head hurts and there's blood coming out of my ears.

      However, despite the almost incomprehensible grammar, his spelling is impeccable. Go figure.

  31. Hey nature! by marco.antonio.costa · · Score: 1

    No recursing!!

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    1. Re:Hey nature! by westcoast+philly · · Score: 1

      No recursing!! >No recursing!!

  32. viruses by alxkit · · Score: 0

    will this help in a fight against aids/hiv? c'mon people.

  33. Medical Aplications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The interesting thing is whether we can use this in medicine. Can we create `counter viruses' to slow down the spread of, say, AIDS?

  34. Full disclosure by marco.antonio.costa · · Score: 1
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  35. Oh, you mean the real thing by fireheadca · · Score: 1

    I read this as programmer ingenuity...(starts to open big books....)

  36. Re:reproduction by paulgrant · · Score: 1

    .... life feeds on life ;) nobody here is pushing immortality so at some point you're going to succumb -- so why would you be afraid?

  37. -_- by ndnspongebob · · Score: 1

    I hope it wasn't an STD!

  38. Re:reproduction by conlaw · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What about computer viruses and worms?

    TaDa! This just in from Science Daily:

    Alaa Abi-Haidar and Luis Rocha from the Department of Informatics, Indiana University, Bloomington, USA and the Instituto Gulbenkian de Ciencia, Portugal, will present a paper entitled Adaptive Spam Detection Inspired by the Immune System on Thursday 7 August. They will describe how in the same way as the vertebrate adaptive immune system learns to distinguish harmless from harmful substances, these principles can be applied to spam detection.

    http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2008/08/080806194601.htm

  39. Re:reproduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you implying that mules aren't a species?

  40. "Viruses Infected By Viruses" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    OH.. Oh.. ohhh.. ok. I read the headline and I said "Man! Again, another article about Windows Vista!"

    Kidding!

  41. Implications for HIV? by JackassJedi · · Score: 1

    Could this have any implications for HIV? Sickening the HIV viruses so they die off in a host's body?

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  42. There's the rub. by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

    I don't think life means what you think it means, but therin lies the rub. We do not even have a clear definition of 'life' that science can agree on. To me, if it's made of genetic material and proteins and has a survival strategy then it is alive.

    1. Re:There's the rub. by impus · · Score: 1

      What is interesting now is that we understand these grey-area things well enough ALMOST to be able to simulate them, or to build them from scratch.

      Are these simulations/clones as alive as what we copied them from?

      Strategy is a requirement too far for me. It implies purpose, will, consciousness and then you're in deep water. Some things just work and some just don't, or we wouldn't have so many extinctions.

    2. Re:There's the rub. by dreamchaser · · Score: 1

      Purpose: to perpetuate one's genetic material. The 'strategy' in this case is to infect another virus, or to infect other living cells. I wasn't implying any sentience; I meant strategy in the evolutionary sense.

  43. Re:reproduction by adamchou · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, I think there are a good number of slashdotters that won't be able to "reproduce"

  44. Re:reproduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can design a robot that takes a robot body from a bin, a robot head from another bin, and combine them to "reproduce".

  45. Re:reproduction by PresidentEnder · · Score: 5, Informative

    Yes. Mules cannot reproduce. The distinctions between species are based on the production of offspring which can reproduce to the nth generation.

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  46. Alive or not? by slimjim8094 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Our definition of 'alive' is flawed. Virii, plasmids, prions, etc. are not alive, but they aren't just arrangements of molecules either. They're in some sort of limbo.

    Add to that the fact that this doesn't seem to infect other viruses, just uses a specific MHCI protein as a binding site that happens to be produced by another virus. In which case it's not that interesting.

    This is more interesting in and of itself than it is to 'our belief of what life is' or something. We've known that 'life' is a pretty flaky definition for a while now.

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    1. Re:Alive or not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      From Article:

      Thus, he said, the virus has the same role in its life cycle as a sperm does in the human life cycle. And it is not a surprise that this transient parasitic cell is itself vulnerable to viruses.

      Maybe I'll hold off on the porn for a while, then.

  47. Re:reproduction by sxeraverx · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hell, fire's 'alive' by that definition. As long as it's got fuel, it metabolizes fuel, it physically grows as time goes on, and often, one flame will split into two when the fuel in the middle runs out. Yes, I know there's more to it than that, but I'm just pointing out that we've gotta be careful about how we define life, or else we run into a few problems we aren't anticipating.

  48. Re:reproduction by xeoron · · Score: 3, Informative

    Am I the only one that thinks that they replicate by way of using the the host tissue cells by tricking it to make duplicates?

  49. Wait, by deepershade · · Score: 1

    If they're alive and don't have warp capability, Picard is gonna be all over this one.

  50. Whiskey quality progression by Wilson_6500 · · Score: 1

    It's somewhat interesting to note that as we've moved from scientific paper to phonebook to slashdot, the quality of whiskey required to make the reading interesting has increased from unqualified whiskey, to good whiskey, to fine whiskey. My noticing this and then posting about it is itself proof that I have no whiskey of any quality on hand.

    1. Re:Whiskey quality progression by mgblst · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the internet.

  51. Re:reproduction by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 3, Informative

    Just to be clear, what I listed was only a subset of the definition. If you want a more formal definition, there is a decent one here: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Life#Definitions

    Fire for instance, fails on homeostasis (no regulation of state to maintain equilibrium), organization (no cell structure; while I don't think we should require cellular structure, you do need some organizational principle), and no adaptation.

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  52. Re:reproduction by ShadowRangerRIT · · Score: 1
    As other commenters have posted, computer worms could be considered a form of life under a purely reproductive definition. And I was not implying that mechanical devices capable of reproducing themselves are trivial, simply that it's a very low bar for "life". Compare the difficulty of:
    1. Building a machine that can assemble copies of itself
    2. Building a machine that can assemble new versions of itself that are more efficient at producing their own offspring, can independently acquire fuel, find ways to continue reproduction under adverse conditions, all without requiring human aid beyond initial manufacture
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  53. Previous article by Samah · · Score: 1

    Did anyone else immediately think of software viruses when reading the summary title? (Given the previous article's title)

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  54. offtopic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Informative

    If A = B why call it B?

    Because the statement that A = A is tautological, but the statement that A = B is not. The truth of the former conveys no information, but the truth of the latter does. To put it like Frege puts it, "The morning star is the morning star" is a trivial statement, but "The morning star is an evening star" is an astronomical discovery.

  55. Re:reproduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I see someone has never heard of cellular automata...

  56. Re:reproduction by BPPG · · Score: 1

    Did you say that out loud, and then quote yourself?

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  57. The viruses aren't sick by Centurix · · Score: 1

    They just called in sick then went down the beach for the day to infect some ice cream.

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  58. Re:reproduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, I think there are a good number of slashdotters that won't be able to "reproduce"

    Correct, which is why a lot of people will tell them "Get a life!".

  59. don't spit whiskey on the keyboard by someone1234 · · Score: 1

    It gets stuck.

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  60. Re:reproduction by thousandinone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All viruses are parasites that depend on a host's replicating machinery by definition, therefore cannot be considered living.

    Don't all 'higher' animals begin life essentially as a parasite within the mother? Now granted, its the same species in this scenario, but it's still something to think about.

    What about fungi? They are considered organisms and alive, yet they grow as a parasite in or on a living host or other form of organic matter, and cannot grow or reproduce without said host. That's not too far off from how a virus reproduces. True, fungal reproduction does begin within the cells of the fungus itself, but the line really isn't as clear as many would think.

    On that note, no life form truly reproduces autonomously; the chemicals that life is formed of are created/encoded from outside materials. Animals take in these outside materials by eating, plants draw them from the ground, fungi from the aforementioned host/organic matter.

    That said, It is true that when viruses replicate, the 'parent' virus does not take in material to reproduce (and rather, as mentioned, hijacks the host cells systems to do so). As important as that distinction may sound, I believe that when compared to how 'true' life forms reproduce, it seems mainly a question of semantics. It's a tough call, I guess all that can be said is that viruses certainly define the term 'gray area...'

  61. Re:reproduction by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 1

    Actually its quite easy - random variation on reproduction combined with limited resources so only the best survive. i.e. evolution.

    And any good software engineer knows about Genetic Algorithms (+ GP, EA) which use this to become better at solving a particular problem. So we have achieved that - the only frontier left is moving this into the physical world, which hasn't happened as there is no good reason to do so! (why build something that takes a long time to become useful when you can do a good enough job from the start).

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  62. Re:reproduction by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Any definition of life doesn't make everyone happy because life is subjective. Life exists on a scale where at one end we all agree its not alive, and on the other we all agree it is alive - however just drawing a line somewhere in between and saying from here on in its 'alive' is pointless.

    The same issue occurs when trying to define where one species stops and another starts in animals.

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  63. There is a difference by aepervius · · Score: 1

    Those parasite and fungus and whatnot, have their own cellular machinery with its own basal functionality, accepting energy, execrating toxins, dividing etc, so even if they need a SPECIFIC environment to reproduce (the host) the reproduction process/cellular division or cellular life process are still available ad-hoc... Virus OTOH lack everything. They are more or less only proteins encapsulating a RNA chains which really need to hijack a real cell to be able to do even the most basic operation. Virus have no "metabolism".

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  64. Re:reproduction by houghi · · Score: 4, Funny

    Tricking to reproduce? Humans have been done this for ages.

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  65. Re:reproduction by chthon · · Score: 1

    Fire is the manifestation of the energy released in the burning process. The better analogy would be that fuel can be alive, when it burns.

  66. Well I, for one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...welcome our new sub-microscopic overlords.

  67. We've known this all along by waylandbill · · Score: 1

    Viruses being infected by viruses is nothing new. It's been happening with every version of Windows.

  68. Re:reproduction by bytesex · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's the same thing with planets and Pluto; early in school you need simple classifications. Unfortunately, some people will never really outgrow this level and continue to need them throughout their lives.

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  69. Re:reproduction by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

    -1 watched too much Star Trek.
    (Bags mostly filled with water...)

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  70. Re:reproduction by jambox · · Score: 1

    All viruses are parasites that depend on a host's replicating machinery by definition, therefore cannot be considered living.

    Although it may not exist, it's easy enough to imagine a more complex life form which might depend on their host for reproduction in some way. Complexity is more the thing.

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  71. Re:reproduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >> makes it fairly easy for humans to "create life" in the form of self-reproducing machines.

    > What's so easy about that? It's never been done! It would be a stupendous thing if it were.

    Actually my sister's just done it, and from what I understand billions of other women have too. Happens every day. But yeah, if a /man/ created self-reproducing life, that would definitely make it into the history books. ;p

  72. Alive... not alive... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is exactly as the night and day. We seem to be very certain that some things are alive and some aren't, but there are things out there that we just don't know about if they are alive or not. Are real viruses alive? They look more like a very complex molecule...

    This is a problem only if you think that night and day actually exist. It's all in your mind folks...

  73. The virus didn't get infected... by st.isaac · · Score: 1

    To me, the mama virus infects the amoeba, and then sputnik infects amoeba's that have been compromised by the mama virus. It's more similar to secondary infections when somebody has HIV. There is a difference in that Sputnik infects things created because of the mama virus infection, but these are not the mama virus itself.

  74. Students! by elgatozorbas · · Score: 1

    Those damn students, can't they do _anything_ right? When learning to write viruses, the first thing they do is infect other viruses. Oh hell...

  75. Re:reproduction by anomaly256 · · Score: 1

    I've never heard of a computer worm that can reproduce without actually having their code executed. Unless you're counting smurf amplifying subnets and ping packets perhaps?

  76. Re:reproduction by Stooshie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ... I've never heard of a computer worm that can reproduce without actually having their code executed ...

    GGGP

    ... [viruses] are essentially static objects until they bump into a cell ...

    In other words until their code(DNA) is executed. Same definition applies.

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  77. Re:reproduction by digitig · · Score: 1

    The trouble is that there are different definitions of "life", and all of them are problematic. The one you learned at school ("Mrs Gren" -- "Movement, reproduction, sensitivity", etc) was ok for getting through your school exams but isn't good enough once you start dealing with marginal cases (heck, as you point out it's not even good enough to deal with mules), and there's no consensus over how to deal with the marginal cases. That's before we deal with sciences other than biology -- a physicists definition of life is more to do with self-organising structures. "Life" is too vague a term to be used in a precise technical context; you have to say precisely what properties you're talking about.

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  78. Re:reproduction by Stooshie · · Score: 1

    Oh no. Doesn't that mean that the future robot creationsists will, in fact, be correct?

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  79. Re:reproduction by anomaly256 · · Score: 1

    ...and GGGP would be what exactly ?

  80. Re:reproduction by Stooshie · · Score: 1

    ... The same issue occurs when trying to define where one species stops and another starts in animals ...

    er, ... no it doesn't. An animal is a member of a species if it can interbreed with other members of that species. See Google ad infinitum.

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  81. Re:reproduction by joeava · · Score: 1

    please cite the source of that argument...

  82. Re:reproduction by Stooshie · · Score: 1

    Humans and "higher" animals have all the DNA needed to replicate themselves. Viruses don't. Parasites may well hijack the host's energy resources but viruses hijack the hosts reproductive mechanisms.

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  83. Re:reproduction by arotenbe · · Score: 2, Informative

    Great-great-grandparent post.

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  84. Re:reproduction by Serious+Callers+Only · · Score: 2, Informative

    See Ring species - species boundaries are not as clear cut as your definition would have them, though that's a good rule of thumb.

    There are many arguments over how to define species - Morphological differences (which in practice is often the starting point), Biological differences, Shared ancestry etc.

  85. Re:reproduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, not quite. Two animals are members of the same species if they can interbreed and produce fertile offspring. Standard example, that's already be referenced several times in this thread, is the horse and the donkey. They can reproduce, but they produce a mule which is not fertile. Thus a horse and a donkey are not the same species.

  86. Ok, gimme my geek card by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1

    I guess I'm ready for one. Without even reading the summary, I assumed the topic must be about computer viruses, and immediately thought of "programs hacking programs" from the Matrix 2. God help me.

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  87. Re:reproduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In fact, TFA draws an analogy between vir and virus:

    Thus, he said, the virus has the same role in its life cycle as a sperm does in the human life cycle.

    Come to think of it, couldn't that be how sex evolved?

  88. Re:So.. by albyrne5 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Aw come, this was kinda funny ... in a Team America kind of way ... no?

  89. Re:reproduction by x2A · · Score: 1

    "I'm pretty sure they can reproduce"

    Viruses can be preproduced... just like a document can be preproduced by sticking it in a photocopier along with toner and paper. But there is a difference between being reproduced and reproducing.

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  90. Re:reproduction by x2A · · Score: 2, Funny

    the noise you make when a heavy concept lands on your toe, especially when your feet are cold.

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  91. Re:reproduction by x2A · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Not if they don't believe in evolution.

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  92. Re:reproduction by x2A · · Score: 1

    "But yeah, if a /man/ created self-reproducing life, that would definitely make it into the history books"

    Nope, that happens every day. I've just done it in fact, in your sister, and I believe billions of other men have too :-p

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  93. Re:reproduction by Stooshie · · Score: 1

    Ring species are only two species where the intermediate species have not disappeared. The two species at either end are two definite species.

    The definition of species still holds. If two neighbouring species can interbreed then they are the same species. If they can't breed with the next neighbour along then they are not the same species.

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  94. Re:reproduction by x2A · · Score: 1

    "That's not too far off from how a virus reproduces"

    Yes it is. A virus is like a bad analogy, it's just a piece of information represented in some form, like a car, or the blueprints for a car. If you have the correct machinery, and the a full detailed description, you can make a copy of that car, or if you have someone willing to listen, you can spread a bad analogy. But the car didn't reproduce, neither did the analogy. They were reproduced. Needing petrol to run on, or a mind to exist in, doesn't make it alive.

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  95. Re:reproduction by x2A · · Score: 1

    "it's easy enough to imagine a more complex life form which might depend on their host for reproduction in some way"

    Yep, through metabolism for example.

    "Complexity is more the thing"

    What's doing the copying is more the thing. Humans require feeding from a host (eg, eating other animals/plants, drinking alcohol) to reproduce (try f**king, carrying a child and giving birth without eating... this is slashdot, most of you will fail at the first step). Just because the process requires fueling, doesn't mean it's the fuel that carries out the process. Food doesn't make babies. People make babies out of food.

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  96. Re:reproduction by Ihlosi · · Score: 1

    A lot of times in school, I was told viruses aren't alive because they can't reproduce.

    Well, then you've been given the wrong argument on why viruses can't be considered alive. Viruses _do_ reproduce, in fact, their only purpose is to do that. They are missing other characteristics of life, namely a metabolism and, connected to that, homeostasis and reaction to (most) external stimuli. Viruses don't use energy to alter their internal or external environment to their benefit, and the only stimulus they react to is contact with a suitable host cell.

  97. Re:reproduction by Xeth · · Score: 1

    Incorrect. Mules are sometimes (rarely) fertile.

    Wikipedia: Fertile mules

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  98. Re:reproduction by genner · · Score: 1

    makes it fairly easy for humans to "create life" in the form of self-reproducing machines.

    What's so easy about that? It's never been done! It would be a stupendous thing if it were.

    Easy is a realtive term. It certainly seems more obtainable than creating a macheine with Metabolic function and Physical Growth

  99. Alive? by Nathrael · · Score: 1

    So, if they can get sick, would that really be a proof of them being "alive"? What exactly is "alive"? Just fulfilling certain jobs, being able to reproduce? Or rather having a brain and being able of achieving consciousness?

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  100. Re:reproduction by x2A · · Score: 2, Informative

    virii

    Viruses. Virii would imply the latin word, which described a liquid like substance. As we know, liquid has quantity, not quantities, therefore is not pluralised (eg, four pints of water, or four water pints. We see the quantity is pluralised, not the substance).

    Understanding what viruses actually are came a long time after latin became a dead language, and so the pluralisation occured in our modern languages, while the pluralisation in latin continues to make no sense.

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  101. Re:reproduction by genner · · Score: 1

    It's the same thing with planets and Pluto; early in school you need simple classifications. Unfortunately, some people will never really outgrow this level and continue to need them throughout their lives.

    How would you classify these people?

  102. My Car is Alive!!!! by wonkavader · · Score: 1

    You can stick another part in my car and change its behavior. Adding a square wheel will make it bounce up and down, for instance.

    That shows my car is alive!

    Wow. No wonder it drives all over the road and too fast, makes sudden stops, takes the wrong turns ... oh, wait, no, that's only when something alive is controlling it. That's right. Now I remember.

  103. Life! Don't talk to me about life. by Freeside1 · · Score: 1

    The more we learn, the more subjective the definition of life is (to me at least). It's like defining what is art, or if a physical activity is a sport or not. There may be some basic guidelines, but it's still a blurry boundary. It's just a label.

  104. Re:reproduction by thousandinone · · Score: 1

    But viruses DO have all they genetic material they need to replicate themselves. They merely use another organism for the actual mechanics of it. If they did not have sufficient genetic material, they would be unable to rewrite enough of the hosts dna to replicate themselves in the first place.

  105. Virions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    While very cool, and I encourage this topic... it isn't exactly groundbreaking. I learned in one of my Master's courses about Hepatitis D. It is a virion (so a virus that attacks viruses) and requires the presence of Heb B in order to propagate.

  106. Re:reproduction by thousandinone · · Score: 1

    As long as we're going for bad analogies, this is more akin to a car pulling into a different brands factory and modifying the equipment there to reproduce more of itself instead of the competing model. Show me a car that can do that?

    As said, it's a gray area, and there is no simple, definitive way to prove whether it is alive or not. Certainly, viruses are a bit too compicated to write off as simply a bunch of chemicals, but as to whether they're alive or not, noone can say. Anyone who truly believes that they can say either way definitely is certain to be overestimating his or her own knowledge.

  107. Re:reproduction by Vampo · · Score: 3, Funny

    which of course brings us to the conclusion that mules are sometimes (rarely) alive

  108. Once upon a time... by GargamelSpaceman · · Score: 1

    Once upon a time there was a Big Papa Virus, a Giant Mama Virus and a Wee Little Baby Virus. The Mama Virus did resent being called 'Giant' since she had been dieting for the past year.
    Their Little Doggie Virus named Sputnik sat under the breakfast table as the family of viruses began to eat their bowls of amoebae, it was chewing on the bones of a creeping nematode named goldilocks that it caught trying to burglerize the Virus family when they were out walking in the woods waiting for their amoebas to cool. Then the Doggie Virus farted, and the whole Virus family got sick, puking up their breakfast.

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  109. Not enough proof for being living by dontPanik · · Score: 1

    Just because a virus was infected by another virus doesn't make it living.
    That "mamavirus" always had the possibility that it would be infected, it always provided the environment for a smaller virus to leech off it. But by the logic presented, until it is infected by the smaller virus or there is an example of the smaller virus, it is not living. That doesn't make sense for the virus to be defined as not living before, and then living after it is infected. To say that the proof of something being living is that it CAN support a virus would be a valid point, and that point would support the arguement that viruses are living, but the arguement presented is wrong.

    Whether or not a virus is living is not for me to know, but this infomation alone, while cool, doesn't make viruses living.

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  110. The God is Dead theory [Re:not alive] by mysticgoat · · Score: 1

    This is the God is Dead theory as applied to biological taxonomy:

    1. There is but One True, Right, and Only God (OTROG).
    2. Therefore OTROG cannot self-replicate.
    3. Therefore God Is Dead.

    This is but one of the reasons that the neopagan movement keeps gaining adherents among the growing number of post-Christians despite its aversion to evangelism. In a polytheistic framework, it is simply much easier for a nimble mind to sustain the necessary suspension of disbelief that is the core of Faith.

    While this is a viable and interesting approach to the great questions of ontology, I don't see how it can be applied to virology. Fungi are generally considered to be living things, even though their spores are inert and can't grow or replicate until they are embedded in the (usually but not always) dead carcass of some other life form. It would be inconsistent to declare flu viruses as not alive while accepting mushrooms as being alive.

    Let's just see how many noses we can tweak this morning, eh, Pinky?

  111. Corewars! by ootykumar · · Score: 1

    This reminds me of corewars. Like a scanner spraying instructions all over the core in the hope that the other warrior will run its instructions. Of course, corewars has antagonistic strategies by design, but one could in theory write redcode that caused an opponent to execute one's code.

  112. Re:reproduction by Bastard+of+Subhumani · · Score: 1

    Only female ones are, so mules taken collectively as a species are not. Except they aren't a species, but anyway...

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  113. Re:reproduction by Bloke+down+the+pub · · Score: 1

    liquid has quantity, not quantities, therefore is not pluralised

    Barman! Two beers over here, please.

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  114. Re:reproduction by DarkKnightRadick · · Score: 2, Funny

    so sex is a viral meme?

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  115. Re:reproduction by Stooshie · · Score: 1

    My fault. I didn't really explain properly. They have the DNA that is the blueprint for themselves, but they do not have DNA that allows them to copy themselves. All they do is insert themselves into a cell nucleus and their DNA is inserted into the host's DNA strand and the host unwittingly replicates the virus as well.

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  116. Re:reproduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    -1 WTF?

  117. aaagh. Stop acting like you're off to play the grand piano and are fluent in latin. There is no such word as "virii".

    1. Re:virii by Xtifr · · Score: 1

      Sure there is: it's the plural of virius. :)

      I don't know why people feel the need to throw in an extra "i", but "viri", at least, is typical of geek humor. Linguistically, it's arguably better than "octopi", which has made it into the dictionary even though it's an etymological nightmare (should be "octopodes"). My mom, who is a language hacker (i.e. writer), not a computer geek, independently coined the term "viri"—along with a lot of other misapplied-but-humorous pluralizations—many years before it appeared in mainstream hacker culture. It may be sad to see people who don't know better, but that doesn't mean it's not funny, and that's why I think Tom Christiansen is an ass. :)

  118. Re:reproduction by justleavealonemmmkay · · Score: 1

    ...and that's before you even tackle the fact that the plural of a nominative -us word is -i, not -ii.

  119. Re:reproduction by poopdeville · · Score: 1

    Any definition of life doesn't make everyone happy because life is subjective.

    Life is not subjective. On the other hand, you are on the right track. When looking for the meaning of the word 'Life' (in the sense of being alive), we should follow Wittgenstein and note that use gives language meaning, and not the other way around.

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  120. bioengineering virophages by Xeonicus · · Score: 1

    I'm not a biology wiz by any means of the imagination. However, the first thing that came to mind was designing virophages to wipe out things like aids and other stubborn viruses. Basically, it would be the exact same concept as bacteriophage cocktails that are used a lot in other countries to cure infections. Granted, such things are very specific to a certain strain of a virus and I imagine there are lots of strains of something like AIDS. Still, it seems possible, even if currently out of reach, to engineer one of these guys to mutate and adapt to counter the different strains of a virus it might encounter. Just like these viruses mutate into seperate strains, your bioengineered virophage might do the same thing.

  121. Re:reproduction by arcsine · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've thought about this recently, too. It of course depends on how you define life. I think astrobiology is usually a good resource for definitions of this sort. If we found a virus on mars, would we say we discovered life? I think so. I like Carl Sagan's definition: "Living systems might then be defined as localized regions where there is a continuous increase in order." This is important to note, as the universe generally increases in entropy. At the center of all life we know is information. Information that replicates itself in some manner, as books are clearly not alive. So it would seem information (increase in order) and replication in some manner. So could a computer virus fit the definition? Conceivably.

  122. Re:reproduction by evolvearth · · Score: 2, Informative

    Don't all 'higher' animals begin life essentially as a parasite within the mother? Now granted, its the same species in this scenario, but it's still something to think about.

    A living individual animal only lasts for X amount of years. The level of importance is down to the gene, not really at the individual, but the individual will try to spread as much of its genes as it can to the next generation. This is a lot harder to do with females than with males, because females are typically stuck with the job of raising the kid, costing both resources and energy.

    The fetus under development is not a parasite, because the benefit of the host is to pass on its genes to yet another generation.

    What about fungi? They are considered organisms and alive, yet they grow as a parasite in or on a living host or other form of organic matter, and cannot grow or reproduce without said host. That's not too far off from how a virus reproduces. True, fungal reproduction does begin within the cells of the fungus itself, but the line really isn't as clear as many would think.

    We all need some kind of resources to survive, but we have replicating machinery that viruses do not. Fungi have this replicating machinery, and much of what is understood about the replication machinery in eukaryotes comes from the S. cerevisiae, a fungi. It doesn't matter if an organisms is living on a host to leech off of some of the host's resources such as nutrients. We all get our nutrients externally. Viruses can't even replicate without hijacking the machinery of another organism. That's really neat, but that doesn't quite make them alive.

    On that note, no life form truly reproduces autonomously; the chemicals that life is formed of are created/encoded from outside materials. Animals take in these outside materials by eating, plants draw them from the ground, fungi from the aforementioned host/organic matter.

    That said, It is true that when viruses replicate, the 'parent' virus does not take in material to reproduce (and rather, as mentioned, hijacks the host cells systems to do so). As important as that distinction may sound, I believe that when compared to how 'true' life forms reproduce, it seems mainly a question of semantics. It's a tough call, I guess all that can be said is that viruses certainly define the term 'gray area...'

    It's not really an issue of semantics if you consider how important it is for an organism to be able to replicate itself. It's one of the basic things of being alive, probably the most basic.

  123. Re:reproduction by hjrnunes · · Score: 1
    A symbiotic relationship between a virus and some other being? Yeah... Could be, I guess... If it worked for mitochondriae and chloroplasts, why not?

    Assuming so leads to the question of what was the female cell? If sperm evolved from a virus, what was the purpose of the egg? It surely wasn't there waiting for some virus to come and infect it...

  124. Re:reproduction by quanticle · · Score: 1

    No matter how long you humans have been using tricks to reproduce, we virii have been doing it for much longer.

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  125. Mod parent up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with his point completely (though I don't share his intensity). I used to work for a pharma as a scientist. The stress on "alleviation" over "cure" used to baffle me... and that's just one thing.

    1. Re:Mod parent up by db32 · · Score: 1

      Treatment for Cancer = Customer for life. The longer you can extend that the more money you get.

      Cure for Cancer = Loss of customer.

      Simple economics. Science isn't what is stopping cures from being discovered, it is the economic disaster that curing a cash cow disease would cause.

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  126. Re:reproduction by smellsofbikes · · Score: 1

    Interesting article in New Scientist about this last week, concerning Colorado River sucker fish. They had two species that couldn't/didn't interbreed, had lived like that for centuries. Someone introduced another species of suckerfish. Turns out it *can* breed with both existing species, and now they're finding suckerfish that have genetic material from all three species, so, for any reasonable definition, those suckerfish are interbred from two species that were not previously capable of breeding.

    So are the original two suckerfish distinct species, because they couldn't interbreed, or are they actually one, because now they can?

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  127. Recursive infection by DryHeat122 · · Score: 1

    So this raises the question: Can a virus be infected with a virus, which itself has been infected with a virus? If so then God where does it all end?

  128. Push is by Drug Manufacturer by bobobobo · · Score: 1

    I recently went to a doctor, and talked with her at length about the HPV virus and cervical cancer. The doctor kind of rolled her eyes and was annoyed at the whole thing, since very few cases of HPV lead to cervical cancer, and that it's all a big scare tactic by the drug manufacture to pimp their latest greatest vaccine. In short all the commercials and alarmist media coverage, just feed into their campaign to get girls vaccinated for a very small threat. In fact, it only vaccinates against a few strains and is causing some nasty side effects in some people.

    1. Re:Push is by Drug Manufacturer by DerangedAlchemist · · Score: 1

      'no concrete proof the shots caused any of those reactions' - from your link. I think you left out a rather important detail. Now, why was it so important not to get a vaccine that definitely prevents some cancers and all genital warts which cause them?

    2. Re:Push is by Drug Manufacturer by bobobobo · · Score: 1

      Well, the main point of my post, was to relay info that I got from a knowledgable doctor. Mainly that the chances of actually developing cervical cancer from the virus is way overblown, and that the drug manufacturer, sure has a lot to gain by scare-mongering and getting all females to get this vaccine.

  129. Re:reproduction by oneTheory · · Score: 1

    Life will find a way.

  130. Re:reproduction by ceoyoyo · · Score: 1

    But the three "i"s look WAY cooler.

  131. Re:reproduction by x2A · · Score: 1

    It's not a difficult concept. Viruses get copied in cells, like a document in a photocopier. The document isn't reproducing, it is being reproduced by the photocopier. In the same way, a virus doesn't reproduce, it gets reproduced by the copying mechanism within the host cell.\

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  132. Without a Clue by Daetrin · · Score: 1

    Holmes: I'm reminded of the curious case of the Manchurian Mambo...
    Watson: Holmes, could I have a word?
    Holmes: Yes, what is it?
    Watson: I believe that was the Manchurian Mamba.
    Holmes: Mambo, mamba. What's the difference?
    Watson: Well, very little, except that one is a deadly, poisonous snake, while the other is a rather festive Caribbean dance.
    Holmes: It was a night like any other, when suddenly a knock came at the door. I opened it, and there were these Manchurians, doing a rather festive Caribbean dance...

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  133. Re:reproduction by x2A · · Score: 1

    "this is more akin to a car pulling into a different brands factory and modifying the equipment there to reproduce more of itself instead of the competing model"

    No it's not, it's more akin to a car being seen in the driveway of a car factory, and the factory workers getting distracted by looking at that car whilst they're meant to be making another car, and so instead building parts for the car on the driveway instead of the car they're meant to be.

    "As said, it's a gray area, and there is no simple, definitive way to prove whether it is alive or not"

    No it's not, it's incredibly simple.

    "Certainly, viruses are a bit too compicated to write off as simply a bunch of chemicals"

    No they're not, they're so incredibly simple it's amazing. They can exist as only a handful of different types of molecules. Take a look at the HIV virus makeup. That's a TINY number of atoms in one of those compared to anything one would call alive. What's complicated is everything that exists in the host cell that facilitates the copying of the viruse. What's complicated about that?

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  134. Re:reproduction by x2A · · Score: 1

    That's because in that case, "a beer" is not purely a liquid, but a unit of a certain amount of this liquid beer contained in a bottle or glass etc, which you are asking for two of. It's shortened purely to save time getting the orders in :-)

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  135. Re:reproduction by x2A · · Score: 1

    Only to the unknowledgeable ;-)

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  136. Re:reproduction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So now explain what you mean by "preproduce" Is that when something is produced before it's produced?

  137. Re:reproduction by scott_karana · · Score: 1

    What about computer viruses and worms? Some people argue that those are life, especially worms which are able to reproduce in their environment independently without a host.

    Without a host? I've never seen viruses exist anywhere in nature except within the confines of a Computer.

  138. Re:reproduction by armareum · · Score: 1

    If sperm evolved from a virus.. I seriously hope you don't think this may have happened. It didn't.

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  139. Re:reproduction by armareum · · Score: 1

    They *are* a species, just a hybrid one. By virtue of which female mules are rarely fertile, and male mules always infertile.

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  140. Re:reproduction by x2A · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "So now explain what you mean by "preproduce""

    Awww, can your brain really not figure out what I obviously meant there? Feel sorry for ya dude.

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  141. Re:reproduction by wertarbyte · · Score: 1

    Considering this, even "fire" is alive by some definition: Given enough "food" and oxygen, it spreads and reproduces, consuming oxygen and exhaling carbon dioxide.

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  142. What makes something alive by superyooser · · Score: 1

    The past 200 years or so of biology ought to have taught us that, contrary to what seemed evident to the ancients, there isn't any such essential difference.

    On the contrary, biology has served to buttress what was evident to the ancients (as well as to contemporary folk). We moderns have dug down to the tiniest elements of living organisms and yet still fail to identify the material that separates the living from the non-living. The ancients are calling "checkmate."

    Organic matter is just a form of organization of inorganic manner.

    That was a sneaky sleight of hand. We were talking about living vs. non-living, and your argument shifted to an issue that no one disputes, pertaining to organic vs. inorganic material. Carbon, as we know, can be of a human or a rock. That's irrelevant.

    If the difference between living and living were only a matter of "form," pray tell, what is the difference in form or composition of a living animal and a dead animal? The answer is beyond the reach of biological science (materialism). The answer is: One retains the breath/spirit that was divinely given to it; the other doesn't.

    A strong (not a-gnostic) denial of this tenet is itself a matter of faith, since scientific investigation so far forces our eyes to the supernatural. We're down to the "bare metal," and the secret isn't visible to us. "200 years of biology," and all we've got is... TONS and TONS of evidence for an Intelligent Designer.

    Not to be too hokey or trite, but truly, the answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind, or spirit (Hebrew: ruach; Greek: pneuma; Latin: spiritus), the breath of God (Gen. 2:7).

    Getting back on subject... We were asking if these viruses are alive. Are sperm alive?

    What organism really is autonomous? The irony is that humans cannot survive without millions of organisms leeching off of us (bacteria). The host sometimes needs the parasites as much as the parasites need the host. And look at the broader ecosystem. Everything is interdependent.

    Moreover, is it really necessary that everything be categorized, as in nested folders? The new organizational paradigm is tagging. Science should learn from the Internet. :)

  143. Re:reproduction by Cassius+Corodes · · Score: 1

    I don't see how that logic works. If you have four species, like some birds which occupy different parts of the globe and can reproduce with only their neighbours but not with the ones on the other side of the world, then how do you decide which are the 'species' and which are the 'intermediate species that have not disappeared'?

    It seems your definition is just a waiting game for one of the two to die off so you can wipe the problem under the rug!

    Another interesting problem is defining species in bacteria which don't produce sexually - currently its done by major function of the bacteria (i.e. if the bacteria feeds on one type of food and in the next generation switches to another it becomes a new species).

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  144. If you can kill is, it is alive? by Aussie_John · · Score: 1

    We can kill viruses, is that a definition of them being alive - maybe. Should we stop wasting time discussing whether they are alive, and instead spend time researching how to better use viruses in medical research and curing diseases caused by them - definitely.

  145. Re:reproduction by anomaly256 · · Score: 1

    I see nothing in any of the parent posts that refers to a computer worm that can propagate without having it's payload executed or otherwise 'run' on a host pc

  146. Jesus. by w3bd4wg · · Score: 0

    Jesus.

    Now I am going to go to hell for having a cold.

  147. Microsoft Virus by nilbog · · Score: 1

    If we define life by things that can get infected and sick, then Windows XP is most certainly alive.

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  148. Fighting aids by nilbog · · Score: 1

    Who cares about whether or not it is alive. Can this virus be used to infect other viruses in a controlled manner? Can we program it to kill aids or other viral diseases?

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  149. Re:reproduction by PresidentEnder · · Score: 1

    To the nth generation of mules? No. Female mules almost always produce stallions or male donkeys, not other mules. Their offspring are usually infertile, too.

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