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Real-World 3G Monthly Cost With Taxes and Fees?

Kristl writes "I have called AT&T and walked into several AT&T stores to ask 'How much will an AT&T phone plan cost per month with taxes and fees and everything?'. No one can answer this question. They are evasive and become testy when I push them on it. Their answer is they can't tell me what the government is going to charge me as the fees can vary month to month, but I've been an AT&T customer for several years, and my taxes and fees have not varied more than a dollar in all of that time. So I question them: 'Can you just tell me what the taxes and fees will be for a 3G plan in California that has the basic calling plan, basic data plan, and the basic text plan?' I even do the math for them, that's $75. Okay AT&T, what are the taxes and fees on $75? Oh, they can't tell me that, as the taxes and fees can vary from month to month." There's more to this justified rant (below); real-world numbers in comments could help answer the questions that cell carriers seem content to sidestep as completely as possible. "Okay ATT, can you tell me what the taxes and fees were on $75 plan last month? No.

Okay AT&T, cn you tell me what my taxes and fees were last month on my current $40 plan ... that only requires reading my bill right? Oh good! They can read! Yes they can tell me what the taxes and fees were on my $40 account last month.

Okay AT&T, we have progress ... can you now pull up a plan that has a $40 calling plan, a $30 3G data plan, and a $5 text plan? The answer? No, they can't do that, that would be an invasion of privacy.

So I ask, can they go through the motions of setting my account up for the iphone plan I described above and then tell me what the taxes and fees amount to? Oh, of course not!

This doesn't seem like it should be so hard. What is the conspiracy that ATT refuses to tell me what the my bill would cost per month were I to switch to a new plan?"

483 comments

  1. simple solution by ArchieBunker · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Too expensive or looks shady? Don't fucking buy it. Take your money elsewhere.

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    1. Re:simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      and where is elsewhere? Seriously, when they're all doing it where is elsewhere???

    2. Re:simple solution by owlnation · · Score: 4, Insightful

      and where is elsewhere? Seriously, when they're all doing it where is elsewhere???

      There is no there, there.

    3. Re:simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly....

    4. Re:simple solution by Kohath · · Score: 4, Funny

      Don't fucking buy it. Take your money elsewhere.

      Can I do that with my income taxes too?

    5. Re:simple solution by Divebus · · Score: 4, Funny

      An invasion of privacy? Oh puleeeez. May you should ask the NSA who is tapped into your phone. They'll tell you everything about your "plan" with your own tax money.

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    6. Re:simple solution by chemisus · · Score: 1, Funny

      according to my calculations, its 42.

    7. Re:simple solution by Perf · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Actually, Yes.

      If you live in another country, you can pay their taxes. The first ~$90,000 of your out-of-country income is exempt from U.S. taxes.

      Two things to be careful of:
      1. In most cases, foreign taxes might be more than U.S. taxes.
      2. Might be difficult to get a job or establish residence.

      But your cell phone costs will probably be cheaper. e.g. Mainland China - about 2 minutes/US$0.01

    8. Re:simple solution by cduffy · · Score: 3, Informative

      Here in Austin, elsewhere is Cricket Wireless. In Dallas, I think it's MetroPCS. Sure, the national carriers screw everyone over... but the smaller ones tend to be a little more up-front with their customers.

    9. Re:simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      and where is elsewhere? Seriously, when they're all doing it where is elsewhere???

      Virgin Mobile. NO extra fees. At all. Why they say 10$, they mean 10$. Just add sales tax.

    10. Re:simple solution by internetcommie · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I've got relatives in Norway. Actually, most my relatives live in Norway, except those who live in the Netherlands.
      Norway is known for it's high tax rates. Most people pay 50% or more of their income in taxes. That is, they pay 50% or more of their taxable income in taxes. Since there appears to be no end of deductions one can take in Norway, most my relatives pay less taxes than me, despite having higher incomes.

      As if that wasn't enough, they can buy an iPhone with only a one year contract. Which can't be extended foreer and ever, like the contract I would be expected to sign if I bought an iPhone in the US. As if that wasn't enough, the Norwegian cell phone plan would be cheaper than the US one. Even if I had an iPhone purchased in Norway and used it in the US.
      Even if I kept using my old Sony Erickson phone, a Norwegian cell phone plan would be cheaper. Even if I used it in the US.

      Other countries probably have even better rates. AT&T needs competition. REAL competition.

    11. Re:simple solution by backdoc · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I haven't found "elsewhere". So, I tend to just say, "screw the whole lot", and simply choose not to patronize any of them. Until they get a clue, I'll just use my basic phone that doesn't do anything other than make a call. And, if they piss me off, I'll turn the whole damn thing off. Seriously, I did without a phone before and I can damn sure do it again.

    12. Re:simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ATT's customer service is the worst. They are extremely rude and disorganized. I switched to another provider about 5 years ago and would never go back to ATT, not even for an IPhone and I'm a big Apple fan.

    13. Re:simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > There is no there, there.

      So we should all get our iPhones in Oakland???

    14. Re:simple solution by QuantumRiff · · Score: 1

      I asked that same question at the local sprint store in my town, almost two years ago, their answer.. "In this area, your taxes will add 6.3% to your bill"

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    15. Re:simple solution by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No, you just shouldn't get iPhones.

    16. Re:simple solution by jaweekes · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I hate to say it, but I don't think competition would do it. I think regulation will be needed to fix the phone industry as a whole.

      It's taken regulation in Europe and other countries to achieve fair and honest telecommunications; it's just a petty that America is unwilling to regulate an industry with such a stranglehold on everyone.

      I remember back in the 90's the telecom companies managed to get billions from the government to upgrade their networks to speed up Internet access, but nothing happened with the money, and there has been no government checking if the money was spent on the Internet.

      This isn't a rant about what you said, but a rant at the government I guess. We shouldn't be lagging in Internet access for any reason right now.

    17. Re:simple solution by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      There is a major difference between income tax and the fees and taxes AT&T charges: the income tax is published, you can simply ask your government on the tax tables, and then you can calculate your own taxes. Whether it's an easy job or not will depend on where you live.

      At the very least you not only know beforehand what you are supposed to pay, you can even check on it afterwards that it is the correct amount.

    18. Re:simple solution by CrimsonScythe · · Score: 1

      Well, I really don't think you can call the Norwegian iPhone plans cheap. The prices are roughly:

      • 100 minutes/100 SMS/100 MB: $80 per month
      • 250 minutes/250 SMS/250 MB: $140 per month
      • 1000 minutes/1000 SMS/1000 MB: $220 per month
      • "Unlimited" MB, with virtually no phone discount: $100

      Overages cost 8-37 cents per minute over the included minutes, 14 cents per SMS, and $1 per MB. The 16GB iPhone costs, as ordered in the list above, $460, $320, $180, and $840.

      I'd say that's quite a bit more expensive than in the US.

      Oh, and if you wanted to use a Norwegian plan in the US, you'd have to shell out at least $2-3 per minute.

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    19. Re:simple solution by Evets · · Score: 1

      That's funny. I was with Sprint for a decade - by far the worst customer service experience that I've ever had with any product. At ATT they actually answer their phones, they are usually helpful, and - get this - the call centers are in the U.S.!!!

      Maybe different regions see different things, but I was floored at the difference when I switched to an iPhone and AT&T.

    20. Re:simple solution by dainichi · · Score: 0
      or rather, follow the old adage: "If you have to ask, you can't afford it."

      I will add to that: If you do ask and they still won't tell you, get the hell outta there.

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    21. Re:simple solution by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      What does this have to do with iPhones?

    22. Re:simple solution by NoSCO · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Here in the UK there's no competition for the iPhone (not that I want one anyway) but the rates and plans are actually pretty darn good.

      I'm more of a Nokia person myself, and my N95 on the 3UK network provides 1,100 minutes inclusive or 1,100 text messages or any mixture of the two providing the total of both is not more than 1,100 (extremely unlikely in my case!); A further 300 minutes for 3-to-3 calls (which is fine as all my relatives and most friends use 3); unlimited internet access (proper internet, not just WWW); 90 video minutes, they support Skype properly and all sorts of other stuff. Total outlay per month is $80 USD (converted).

      People complain about ripoff Britain but some things we actually seem to get a reasonable deal on.

    23. Re:simple solution by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 1

      So we should all get our iPhones in Oakland???

      The comment that I replied to had everything to do with iPhones...

    24. Re:simple solution by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      Sorry, on my browser, the threading is broken--there is no iPhone reference in the thread. Damn Slashcode.

    25. Re:simple solution by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Another big difference with the UK is that in the UK prices advertised are legally required to include everything (there are a few exceptions, most notably flights, but these are being closed). You never buy something, get to the checkout, and find that it doesn't include tax. The same is true with mobile phone contracts - whatever taxes there are have to be included in the advertised price.

      This often makes things look much cheaper when you compare US prices, but then you get to the checkout in the US and they add city sales tax, then state sales tax, then some random product-specific tax and you're only paying slightly less. I've never understood why Americans are so opposed to the idea of knowing how much they are going to pay before they buy something.

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    26. Re:simple solution by kitgerrits · · Score: 1

      AFAIK, AT&T is the only provider you can get with an iPhone.
      So, if you want to know what that shiny monster will cost you 'after buying it',
          you would just have to buy a plan and hope you can afford it when you pay the bill.

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    27. Re:simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have Cricket Wireless in Knoxville, TN as well. They are the "elsewhere" here as well.

    28. Re:simple solution by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      TFA is applicable equally to all cell phones, carriers, and service plans. It's got nothing to do specifically with the iPhone.

    29. Re:simple solution by cgenman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ways phone companies rip you off in the US:

      * The "guess your monthly usage" shell game. Guess high, and you're paying for services you don't use. Guess low, and you will be hit with a 100 dollar bill for overusage
      * Grossly overcharging for text / multimedia messages
      * Grossly overcharging for data on non-unlimited plans. I remember downloading a game once on an AT&T network... the game cost 5 dollars, and the data charge to transfer the game was 10.
      * Locked into contracts / locked phones
      * Disabling features of phones they don't like
      * Compared to worldwide rates, overcharging for basic minutes too.

    30. Re:simple solution by kitgerrits · · Score: 1

      OK, I never really had a cell phone when I lived in the US.
      Everyone had pagers back then.

      Here (Netherlands), we have regular plans (with exact numbers and prices, prepay plans (no auto-increment on cost) and regular prepay phones (YMMV).
      Unless you use that first option, you know exactly what you can expect to be billed at the end of the month:

      It can't be that hard to build and maintain a database of current plans, the current fees and current taxes.

      "If we were to bill you TODAY, your plan would cost $xx.yy, but we can't guarantee that will be your bill at the end of the month"

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    31. Re:simple solution by kitgerrits · · Score: 1

      Why would anyone need more than one iPhone?

      (why anyone would want one is another matter altogether)

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    32. Re:simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which norway were you in? If you want a 3g iphone with unlimited data it will cost you $100/month + $650 for the phone (8Gig version) (this does not include any minutes or texts though)

      As for tax rates, once you include VAT an other fees, the real tax rate is closer to 70%, and this is actually what peaople are paying, there aren't endless deductibles as you claim. The most significant is that intrest payments are deductible

    33. Re:simple solution by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      It can't be that hard to build and maintain a database of current plans, the current fees and current taxes.

      That's exactly what the story author is complaining about. I agree that if their billing systems can do it, their CSR system can figure out a way to provide that information (+/- $1 or so).

    34. Re:simple solution by dwater · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Indeed. Why the article has the Apple logo by it and is tagged 'Apple' just illustrates the ignorance of the audience, IMO. Flat rate plans can be had with many phones. It'd be a bit more of a challenge to find a phone that is *only* available with a flat rate though...having said that, can't you get them in France w/o flat rate?

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    35. Re:simple solution by dwater · · Score: 1

      > Why would anyone need more than one iPhone?

      Indeed. I can understand why people would want *less* than one iPhone, but wanting more than one is very odd. I guess someone might have a 2G and bought a 3G but can't flog the 2G off since no one wants it.

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    36. Re:simple solution by dwater · · Score: 1

      > Here in the UK there's no competition for the iPhone

      I don't understand this statement.

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    37. Re:simple solution by dwater · · Score: 1

      > and - get this - the call centers are in the U.S.!!!

      Is that a good thing? I mean, you say it like it's a good thing, but I don't suppose you have to pay long distance if they're not in the US.

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    38. Re:simple solution by augahyde · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Why would anyone need more than one iPhone?

      Husband and wife. More than one kid. Small penised businessman with something to prove.

    39. Re:simple solution by Lonewolf666 · · Score: 1

      Other countries probably have even better rates. AT&T needs competition. REAL competition.

      So does Apple. The iPhone may be pretty good, but as long as people want an iPhone and nothing else, they will end up paying inflated prices for the hardware. Either upfront or hidden in the monthly fees (the latter is how most "free" phones are actually paid for).

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    40. Re:simple solution by xaxa · · Score: 1

      > Here in the UK there's no competition for the iPhone

      I don't understand this statement.

      Only one network (O2) will sell the iPhone.

    41. Re:simple solution by dwater · · Score: 1

      O2 don't sell any other phones?

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    42. Re:simple solution by totally+bogus+dude · · Score: 1

      I think they meant, if you want an iPhone there's no competition between carriers: you can only get it through O2.

    43. Re:simple solution by jonbryce · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It means you get to speak to someone who's first language is English, rather than one of the various languages spoken in India.

    44. Re:simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nowhere. Don't use a cell phone.

    45. Re:simple solution by babyrat · · Score: 1

      but can't flog the 2G off since no one wants it.

      That might be a reason, however the original iPhones are still going for several hundred dollars on eBay.

    46. Re:simple solution by dwater · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Just because it's someone's first language, doesn't mean they can speak coherently.

      I am English(*) and when I went through US customs, the guard asked me, "Do you have a Green Card, or a Visa?", to which I answered, "Yes."

      He asked a few times, with both of us getting more and more confused. To me, all I cared was that I had something I needed to get through. What he wanted to know was which one I had, not if I had one.

      I also recall calling some service (I forget which) and presented with someone who spoke with a heavy Mexican accent.

      Furthermore, I *know* Indian people whose English is very good, and I recently met an Italian (shock) whose English was so good that I wouldn't have known he wasn't born and bred English (I saw him drive once and that gave him away(**)).

      I had to deal with an Indian person on a help line not so long ago, and I didn't have any trouble understanding him. He wasn't much help though - he just told me to go through all the baby steps as all the previous people I'd talked to - but I can't blame that on him.

      Heck, some US accents are extremely difficult for me to understand - not just because they've made up their own words so it's not English any more. Some US people had the same trouble with me, and my accent is about as English as they come - extremely neutral - I often found myself having to repeat myself.

      Of course, you probably meant US English, which covers just as many accents/etc as English itself; but US English != English.

      Perhaps US people just need to get out more and experience a wider variety of accents...

      (*) not that being English means I can speak coherently either. Some of the regional accents can be quite difficult for even me. I was going to say the northern accents (Jordie/Scouse/etc), but one of my neighbours in Somerset spoke fluent werzel and I couldn't understand a word of it.
      (**) joke

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    47. Re:simple solution by dwater · · Score: 1

      > That might be a reason, however the original iPhones are still going for several hundred dollars on eBay.

      Well, I wonder if anyone's buying them...perhaps to avoid the contracts?

      Is the 3G available yet? I wouldn't have thought the original would still be bought for several hundred if the 3G is cheaper.

      Having said that, I had heard that the 3G UI isn't as fluid as the 2G one (the UI is the only compelling reason to get one, IMO). I've no experience of that myself, of course. I've never even seen an iPhone - perhaps from a distance, but not close enough to tell. I've seen a few iPods Massives though.

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    48. Re:simple solution by Raenex · · Score: 1

      I've never understood why Americans are so opposed to the idea of knowing how much they are going to pay before they buy something.

      As an American, I've never run across this sentiment from the masses. I suppose the shop-keepers like it, and government likes people shopping.

    49. Re:simple solution by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Whenever I suggest that the US should introduce laws requiring the checkout price to be displayed, I am almost always greeted with some subset of the following arguments:
      • It's not the job of the government to do this kind of thing! (Typically from the same libertarian capitalists who expect an informed consumer base as an axiom for their economic ideas to work).
      • It's too difficult, because taxes vary from region to region! (And yet, people move around a lot more than shops, and so somehow it makes more sense to expect them to memorise the local tax rates everywhere they shop)
      • I like knowing how much the government is taking! (So why not have the tax as a line-item on the final receipt, rather than expecting you to calculate it in your head?)
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    50. Re:simple solution by UserChrisCanter4 · · Score: 1

      I own stock in Leap wireless (parent company of Cricket) and know someone on the board of the company. So when I say that someone who is considering an iPhone plan probably won't be happy with Cricket, I mean it.

      Cricket is - at its simplest level - the sub-prime mortgage of the wireless industry. It targets primarily those customers whose credit (or lack thereof) make activation with one of the "big four" impossible or cost-prohibitive. Cricket touts month-to-month (or for an extra fee, week-to-week) payment plans. The basic thrust of the plans, a flat rate for unlimited services X, Y, and Z, is appealing.

      Go to Cricket's website and look at one of their coverage maps. It's like looking at the "digital coverage" maps from back when the major carriers were switching from AMPS to TDMA/CDMA. Sections of major cities are explicitly marked with different colors for "excellent coverage" vs. "good coverage," and large portions of the maps are uncovered. If online and in-person complaints are to be believed, "good coverage" is not the most accurate use of the English language.

      If you leave the coverage area, Cricket's basic roaming rate (yes, roaming) is $0.31 / minute, but you can offset that through more expensive plans.

      Cricket's target market is the group whose credit/income makes the traditional carriers balk. Cricket's service is well-designed for that group of people, and as mobile phones become more and more a "necessity" in many people's eyes, I think the company will continue to grow. However, if you are not a part of this group, Cricket service is probably not your best choice. If you are interested in what an iPhone service plan costs, Cricket is probably far from your best choice.

    51. Re:simple solution by Larry+Lightbulb · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's for the benefit of the sellers, rather than the buyers - that way VeryBigCompany can advertise their item at $9.99 across the country, rather than having a series of state/city adverts with the actual price.

    52. Re:simple solution by Raenex · · Score: 1

      I think in general people don't like hidden fees (Americans or otherwise). However, I'm not surprised at the responses you get. First of all, you're a foreigner questioning an American system, so the natural reaction is to defend. Second, there are a lot of Libertarian types on places like Slashdot. I have a Libertarian bent myself, but I am in favor of some consumer protection laws.

    53. Re:simple solution by cduffy · · Score: 1

      I live in Austin, and hate traveling with a passion. Whether not my income level makes me part of the market they're intended to target, Cricket makes sense for me.

      That said -- yes, the iPhone has some compelling technical advantages over anything Cricket offers; those advantages, however, are significantly offset by the delta in price and customer service.

    54. Re:simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps US people just need to get out more and experience a wider variety of accents...

      As an American whose father was born in England and who watches a lot of movies and TV from the UK, I've got to say that it probably is a question of exposure. Few of my friends understand English people right away. I've had a bit more exposure, so I have an easier time with it.

      I've also noticed this with foreign languages. I can understand Spanish from Spain more easily than Spanish from Mexico. Then Spanish from, say, the Dominican Republic can be totally incomprehensible to me. Incidentally I have had the most exposure to Spanish Spanish, moderate exposure to Mexican Spanish, and almost none in the Dominican Republic.

    55. Re:simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a small penised businessman, you insensitive clod!

    56. Re:simple solution by UserChrisCanter4 · · Score: 1

      I'm glad that Cricket's service makes sense in your particular situation. My general experience with those who have used the service is that the price savings was illusory; it only ended up cheaper than comparable "big four" service if you fit a particular profile of user (your distaste for traveling would be a good example) AND could get decent service. The biggest complaint I seem to hear, both in-person and online, is poor network coverage and call quality. If it isn't a problem for you, though, I'm glad you found a service that worked out. Austin's coverage map is surprisingly good, and I might consider using Cricket if I lived there.

      None of the people I've spoken to had anything great to say about customer service, so I'm surprised you praised that; in fairness, I've never heard of any particularly praiseworthy customer service in the mobile world, so it's not surprising that they were equally unhappy with Cricket.

      So if it's generally not a better deal for many types of people, who uses it? Back to my original statement about their target demographic: those who can't use the other carriers.

    57. Re:simple solution by lazybeam · · Score: 1

      And in most countries the plan price includes taxes! So there is no "sales tax" to add. Here if I sign up to a "$75.00/month" plan all I'll pay is $75 and no more (unless I go over a limit) including fees and taxes.

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    58. Re:simple solution by JDevers · · Score: 1

      I am from the southern US and have known quite a few people from the UK and have had very little trouble understanding them not them understanding me. The only trouble I've ever had was a friend of mind from Cork, I was friend with him for about four years before I moved and to the last day he still said things that caught me completely off guard. I could get everything 99% of the time, but if he became angry or excited it just turned into Gaelic to me :) No one every complained about my accent either although I grew up completely in the South (Arkansas), but many people I know from here think I am from Ohio for some reason unless of course I get excited and then just a hint of drawl sneaks in ;)

    59. Re:simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never understood why Americans are so opposed to the idea of knowing how much they are going to pay before they buy something.

      Americans aren't. American big-business is.

    60. Re:simple solution by maraist · · Score: 1

      Because the central government doesn't collect sales taxes, only the local governments. And in many states, there are lots of businesses near state borders (NYC, DC, Philly, Las Vegas, Las Angeles, etc). As a local mayor (or governor), you want your local prices to 'seem' as low as possible so you can solicit money from adjoining towns/cities. The best way to do this is to have advertised prices 'seem' lower.

      A local shop knows that idiots round down the cents.. So $99.99 is "under a hundred". Likewise morons think $4.09.99 for gas is really $4.09 (because the sub-sub number is really really small on billboards). Psychologically given two vendors within eye-shot of each other, the one advertising $100 is going to lose business to the $99.99 billboard.. Technically it is cheaper, but if you happen to be down-road, it obviously won't even pay for the extra gas.. But the psychology is that 'other stuff might be cheaper too', and 'every little bit counts', 'A penny saved, is a penny earned' (truer when people actually 'made' pennys / hour)

      If you include taxes, the $9.99 becomes $10.48.95 at 5% (typical state sales tax). Which means the vendor needs to charge below $9.49 to avoid "sticker shock" of 1/100th of a penny. A 50 cent loss to the vendor. Since MOST goods advertised at $x.99 are really between $1 and $10, this is actually a very large percentage. $0.99 becomes $0.94 (5.05% loss in revenue). And that's only for 5% taxes.. 10% taxes (DC and other touristy places) would equate to heaftier losses.

      Again, this is the very real, provable and scientific proposal that idiots (defined as 99% of us) make buy-or-fly choices based on exceeding or avoiding nice round numbers.

      As condescending as I might sound, I personally succumb to the relative discount phenomena. If you go to a restaurant where they show $60 steak on the menu, the $20 pasta and $5 glass of water looks like a bargain. Course I only eat out twice / year.

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    61. Re:simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Prepaid is elsewhere. for example Pageplus is about 6 cents per minute (at the highest refill dollar amount) and 25 cents per month service fee. No other taxes or other BS.

    62. Re:simple solution by grahamd0 · · Score: 1

      I've never understood why Americans are so opposed to the idea of knowing how much they are going to pay before they buy something.

      We're not. We're just used to the way we do it now.

    63. Re:simple solution by Devistater · · Score: 1

      Yeah, a 20% or 30% VAT hidden in prices so you don't think about how insanely high a sales tax you are paying. And don't all the manufacturing companies pay VAT as well on thier supplies? You don't think that adds to the final price?
      I think I prefer my 9% added sales tax thanks.

      Example (prices from amazon.com and amazon.co.uk ):
      xbox 360 in usa with 20 gig hdd: $300 plus tax. Lets call it 10% tax (in some states its less or zero). So thats $330 out the door.

      xbox 360 in UK with 20 gig hdd 190 pounds with 17.5% VAT inside the price.

      Currency conversion ( http://www.xe.com/ucc/ ) for 190 pounds comes out to $378.45

      Yeah, I think I prefer saving the extra $40 thanks (note that thats more than the extra ~8% would account for).

      You can do the same calculation for almost any technology item that has a fairly fixed price, like consoles or console games, or for example almost anything from apple like ipods, or sometimes books will show multiple currencies, or just check something on amazon.com vs amazon.co.uk or amazon.de (except if its on a special sale). Europeans pay a lot more for items in general from what I've seen, especially technology items.

    64. Re:simple solution by ConfusedVorlon · · Score: 1

      one benefit of seperating the two is that it forces customers to stay aware of what/how they are being taxed.

      there is a difference between knowing that vat is 17.5% and seeing an extra line item appear on your bill every time.

      This whole thread is about how companies use bundling to hide charges. The US doesn't allow the government to hide the tax by bundling !

    65. Re:simple solution by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      I don't terribly mind not seeing taxes in the shopkeepers' windows. They're easy enough to figure out.

      Telecom taxes are a whole 'nother story. I kind of understand why ATT won't reveal them. Too complicated. What would make sense to me is eliminating all the special taxes for phone lines, or as least combining them into a calculable number.

      A dirty little secret is that municipalities love to tax phones and utilities in order to pad the city coffers. I'd bet they're opposed to transparency.

    66. Re:simple solution by Lost+Engineer · · Score: 1

      Wow you got useful information out of the Sprint store? Lucky.

    67. Re:simple solution by RivieraKid · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here in the UK, VAT registered companies do not pay VAT - at the end of the fiscal year, they get a rebate for all the VAT paid. It is only consumers that pay VAT.

      For what it's worth, yes we do pay more for goods in the UK, but that's only partially because of VAT. mainly it's because of market forces - we are stupid enough to pay the higher prices so thats what we get charged.

      Meh!

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    68. Re:simple solution by djdead · · Score: 1

      To help with the first point, I found out from a verizon CSR a couple of years back that when sign a contract with them, it's not for a $40/month plan, but a contract for a schedule of rates. the CSR told me that half way through a month, if you think you are going to go over (or have gone over) you can call and switch your plan to a higher level in the rate schedule without extending your contract or locking into the higher plan for more than the current month (though you have to call them again to lower it).

      of course, you can also go prepaid. with t-mobile it's $0.10/min (in $100 blocks) which don't expire for a year. that's comparable to the prime time per minute rate if you discount night&weekend and in-network options. it's not a perfect comparison, but since i don't use my cell all that much, this has saved me a bundle.

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    69. Re:simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and where is elsewhere? Seriously, when they're all doing it where is elsewhere???

      There is no there, there.

      Isn't here just there without the 't'?

    70. Re:simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, the same answer applies; just stop earning money.

    71. Re:simple solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, that is very far from the truth. I lived in Norway for 9 years and that place is so damn expensive it is incredible. Norwegians think they are paid more and even say things like "oh you must be so happy and lucky to work here in Norway since we pay so much more than in New York".

      Well, that's true if you work at McDonald's or are a bus driver (pay is about double in Norway). But the salaries are a joke at the professional level. As a senior developer you can easily make double what a Norwegian would consider a "high" salary.

      And the supermarkets are like what I would imagine were present in the Soviet Union. One time there was a big sign outside Centra in Majorstuen (an "affluent" area of Oslo) that said "We have toilet paper in stock!!!". And, you will pay about $30 for a small piece of low quality beef. I can get a 30 day dry aged 28oz Porterhouse for that at my local butcher here.

      Norway is fine and all that and generally nice people, but it's a tiny little country full of very naive people.

      And take a good look at the iPhone plans from NetCom. They are much worse then AT&T.

      If you want unlimited data, first you have to pay 3,290 kroner for the phone - about $840 (16GB). Then the monthly charge is about $100. But, that include ZERO TALK TIME MINUTES - you have to pay about 10 cents a minute for each and every minute. And, SMS's are about 15 cents each - again, with ZERO included.

      The other plan available is to buy the phone for $180, and includes 1000 talk minutes and 1GB of data for $220 a month. If you go over 1GB of data, you pay $1 per megabyte. Also, you can not rollover minutes. With AT&T, if you don't use all your minutes, they get rolled over and the next month you have more minutes to use. With the Norwegian plan, it's use it or loose it.

      So please, explain to me how this is better then AT&T? I'm no AT&T lover but I'm sick of people complaining about the plan. It's a pretty good deal compared to other iPhone plans around the country.

      And I will personally pay you $25,000 if you get a Norwegian cell phone plan and use it in the US. No way in hell it will be cheaper then any US plan. You will need the $25,000 to pay your phone bill when the international charges kick in.

    72. Re:simple solution by warpuck · · Score: 1

      A telephone/cellular provider license is a license to bait and switch? This seems to be a trait or business practice for all communication based businesses. Check out Dishnet and see if you can find terms and conditions, maximum through put per month.... You can find it but dont expect to be easy. Hint it is not on the Dishnet site.

    73. Re:simple solution by banzaidunn · · Score: 1

      It's unfortunate that taking my money elsewhere means I can't enjoy the iPhone. Unless of course I want to jailbreak and unlock one.

    74. Re:simple solution by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      Perhaps US people just need to get out more and experience a wider variety of accents...

      You know, I've been to a lot of places, and I've never had such difficulty communicating anywhere as I experienced in the UK. When, exactly, did you people forget how to speak English? While visiting, I experienced the most atrocious grammar (adjectives modifying verbs, etc.) and impenetrable pronunciation imaginable.

      Ordinarily, it wouldn't bother me in the slightest to have a bit of a language barrier in a foreign country. In fact, I've grown quite fond of "point and pray" meals--but in the UK, this is simply not an option because the food is so universally lousy. You're really taking your health and well-being into your own hands if you rely on "point and pray" in a place where what constitutes "edible food" is so misunderstood.

      Now that you've gotten me started, maybe you could settle a bit of curiosity. Is the world-famous British lack of dental health caused by poor oral hygiene, lack of available dental care, or years of eating British food?

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    75. Re:simple solution by dwater · · Score: 1

      > You know, I've been to a lot of places, and I've never had such
      > difficulty communicating anywhere as I experienced in the UK. When,
      > exactly, did you people forget how to speak English?

      Actually, I think there has always been a large proportion of the
      population that hasn't been able to speak English correctly.
      Same in the US (spelling not withstanding), I'm sure.

      Of course, who knows what 'correct' English is? 'English' is, by
      definition, the language spoken by the English. I would draw the line at 'French' though - if an Englishman speaks French, then that isn't 'English'. Of course, much of the English language is French anyway...

      Complicated...

      > While visiting, I experienced the most atrocious grammar (adjectives
      > modifying verbs, etc.) and impenetrable pronunciation imaginable.

      Yeah; and what I find most annoying is that I can't correct
      them like I might someone who has English as a second language,
      or on /..

      I hate that ;)

      > Ordinarily, it wouldn't bother me in the slightest to have a bit of a
      > language barrier in a foreign country. In fact, I've grown quite fond
      > of "point and pray" meals--but in the UK, this is simply not an option
      > because the food is so universally lousy.

      Well, that's just not true.

      I've been around too. I find that finding really good food in England
      is a bit of a hunt, or something you need to research, but it's there,
      without a doubt. I'd say it has always been there too. If you're used
      to 'everywhere' being at least reasonable, then it could be a bit of
      a shock to find it isn't like that in the UK, but everywhere is
      different. Finland is similar to England, I find - you have to know
      where to get good food, else you'll be disappointed. ...and another thing, over the past decade or so, I have been spoiled
      by the widely 'reasonable' food found in the SF bay area, and the widely
      excellent food in Beijing. Now, when I go to England, I find it really
      poor. For example, I go to an Indian, Thai, or Chinese restaurant and
      nothing is spicy or only vaguely recognisable as the dish I ordered.
      I used to be happy with the food in England. I could eat pretty much
      anywhere. Not any more.

      Think "Shallow Hal". I think I prefered it when all food tasted good.

      > You're really taking your health and well-being into your own hands if
      > you rely on "point and pray" in a place where what constitutes "edible
      > food" is so misunderstood.

      You're clearly exaggerating.

      > Now that you've gotten me started, maybe you could settle a bit of
      > curiosity. Is the world-famous British lack of dental health caused by
      > poor oral hygiene, lack of available dental care, or years of eating
      > British food?

      This 'world-famous' British dental thing was news to me when I got to the
      US. My teeth were 'just fine' thanks. That is, until I let an American
      dentist at them. Ever since then, they've been aweful. ...and it cost
      a fortune too.

      Actually, I thought it was Americans who had poor teeth. Wasn't it
      Washington who had wooden teeth? Yuck. There were a few Americans
      I knew who had quite poor teeth.

      No, I don't think there's any significant problem with dental health in
      the UK. Maybe several centuries back it was, but not any more.

      There *is*, on the other hand, a big problem with the dental portion of
      the national health service. From what I hear, it's next to impossible
      to find a dentist that accepts patients on the national health service.

      Maybe 'poor dental health' is something that will be increasingly common.

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  2. Biased much? by clang_jangle · · Score: 4, Insightful

    You know, I don't really like the iPhone either, but this is a bit much. TFS' complaint could be used for any phone, any carrier in the U.S. I'm not saying it isn't crooked, or that the policies are particularly just, just that this was a problem well before Steve ever even thought of the iPhone.
    Anyway, direct answer to the question of "how much total for basic calling, data, and text?" is pretty much always about $100 to $120 here in the U.S. For the iPhone, Treo, Blackberry, Voyager, whatever. In case you actually didn't know...

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    1. Re:Biased much? by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      Are you serious? $30 in taxes and fees on the $70 plan?

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    2. Re:Biased much? by n+dot+l · · Score: 5, Funny

      ...this was a problem well before Steve ever even thought of the iPhone.

      What? Did the universe even exist back then?

    3. Re:Biased much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree! I love sarcasm as much as the next asshole, but w

    4. Re:Biased much? by letsgolightning · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'll admit my example may be pretty rare (and to be completely honest, I'm not sure if this plan is still offered) but my phone plan, with data and text is only $30 a month, with about another $4 in fees and taxes.

      So for roughly $34 a month, I get:
      -500 'anytime' minutes
      -Unlimited text/pic/video
      -Unlimited data
      -Unlimited Sprint-to-Sprint calling
      -Free nights start at 7pm
      -Free nationwide roaming (i.e., no 'Local calling area')

      As I hinted earlier, this was not an advertised plan, and did involve some work on my part, but my 45-60 minutes of work seems worth it seeing as most pay double or triple for similar plans, even within sprint.

      Mt point is, while most advertised plans may be $100-$120, I see that much more like the sticker price on a new car, than say the price of a TV at walmart.

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    5. Re:Biased much? by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      The part where, extrapolating from my $40 plan, I would expect to pay under $80 total for a $70 plan plus taxes and fees. $80 is nowhere near "about $100".

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    6. Re:Biased much? by geekboybt · · Score: 4, Informative

      My Verizon plan was $79.99 + $10 txt + $5 insurance. That's $94.99. With taxes, which varied, it would come out to ~$98 or 99. So, while the original OP exaggerated a bit (especially for the iPhone, which would cost ~$10 month less), it's not difficult to spend that much per month. I switched to the iPhone, and saved $5 month + $5 insurance (=$10). All this conversation about "OMFG THE IPHONE IS SOOOO EXPENSIVE" is really just a way to get visitors to the site - it applies to every single 3G phone out there, and (as I've shown) even more in some cases.

    7. Re:Biased much? by Lunatrik · · Score: 1

      I disagree. I use a Centro (a fancy-appeal-to-the-masses Treo) and used a Treo 650 prior to it. I have never paid more than $60, including unlimited text messages, internet and no less than 450 minutes (I had 750 for a while, even). Where are you getting the 100-120 number? Maybe thats true for the iPhone, but not for everything else as you indicate.

    8. Re:Biased much? by alzoron · · Score: 1

      My 3G phone was free

    9. Re:Biased much? by maxume · · Score: 1

      Insurance doesn't in any way resemble a fee.

      Personally, I'm amazed that enough people who aren't planning on committing fraud actually sign up for and pay the insurance. Everyone I have ever heard of paying for it used it to get new phones on an accelerated schedule.

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    10. Re:Biased much? by wavedeform · · Score: 4, Funny

      $80 is nowhere near "about $100".

      Sure it is, it's about 80% of the way there.

    11. Re:Biased much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sprint sero = 49.99/mo including EVERYTHING (tethering too!) google is your friend

    12. Re:Biased much? by Ophbalance · · Score: 1

      I jumped onto the SERO bandwagon on the 10th of this month. Problem is, SERO as it was is no longer. That plan now runs $59 dollars before taxes. Still cheaper, but not as good a deal as it was before.

    13. Re:Biased much? by Hunter-Killer · · Score: 1

      SERO has been replaced with Everything Plus. The baseline package is now $60, instead of $30. For double the cost, you now get GPS, Music, and TV provided your phone supports it.
      Oh well, it was nice while it lasted.

    14. Re:Biased much? by dave1g · · Score: 1

      sero is nice :-) ... especially with a phone that can tether without sprint knowing, and I some how got 5pm nights as well a few months ago.

    15. Re:Biased much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no doubt that the responses you get from an AT&T store on the subject of iPhone plan costs are testy and evasive - I have never gotten anything much better on any subject in an AT&T store. I have a Samsung phone by the way. I agree that your bias is showing - it's quite a leap to conclude that 'iPhone bad' based on your questions to AT&T. How about 'AT&T bad'?

      In fact, that too would constitute a logical fallacy (though, in terms of customer service, I wouldn't disagree - I'm happy with the service I receive from AT&T - as long as I don't have to interact with anyone in their stores. I'm a former Cingular customer, and had much the same experience with them).

      On the other hand, I imagine given the volume of business and irate customers they've seen in the past week - they aren't too keen on debating someone who only wants to gather data at great length. They probably don't have, or aren't permitted to share that information -again, even if these are just clueless employees, that isn't really a reflection on the phone. The plan is kind of pricey - buy it or don't buy it.

    16. Re:Biased much? by cgenman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      BTW, avoid that $5 insurance fee like the plague. My ex was paying $5 insurance per month on a late-90's pre-Ericssen Sony phone. When it finally broke, the insurance said that they didn't cover phones that old. Of course, she had been paying them the entire time to cover the phone that old, but they re-assured us that such a thing was not possible. They then asked if she would like to cancel her coverage.

      See also this class action suit. These frequently come with a 100 dollar deductible and send back a refurb phone that is less expensive than that deductible. Similarly, they insure the current value of the phone, not the purchase value. As the value of the phone drops, your premium does not, and the likelyhood of a functional replacement drops to zero.

    17. Re:Biased much? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      Phone replacement is something most people would want... we're interested in TOTAL bills here, with all the hidden costs, so it's relevant.

      Of course insurance is an easy way to lock you in. Most plans I've seen make you re-up for a new 2 year contract if they fully replace your phone. They're gambling that your phone will last just long enough to be fully replaced instead of repaired.. and you'll be signed up again... and you'll pay them for this benefit!

    18. Re:Biased much? by howlingmadhowie · · Score: 1

      in europe i can get a umts phone with internet flatrate, free calls to landlines and others on my network and 100 free sms for about 60 EUR per month.

      just thought i'd share.

    19. Re:Biased much? by dwater · · Score: 1

      > about

      ?

      Perhaps, if you have an error margin of zero.

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    20. Re:Biased much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your bill - # ATT gave you = your taxes and fees. Now, I have T-mobile and they break out the taxes and fees. It's shady, only because I feel these fees are being used for nefarious purposes...i.e. I shouldn't pay someone to spy on me. However, you should contact your local NSA representative...err, I mean congressman, to discuss what your taxes and fees are used for. Chances are you are ignored or they "need" to get back to you. I have to give them SOME credit...they can't remember voting no on a light-rail project last year, but just voted yes on NOT giving a gas-tax break this summer. I think HIS name was Maria Exxon Cantwell. Could've been masquerading as a woman.

    21. Re:Biased much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IANAUOIA (I Am Not An Underwriter Or Insurance Agent), but you'd probably be better off insuring your cell phone through your homeowners or renters insurance. It would more likely cost $5 a year than $5 a month, and there should be little to no deductible on an item like that. Plus, the insurance company has more at stake in keeping you happy so they don't lose your main business of insuring your home and/or property. Even if a million Rhesus monkeys crap on your phone and use it to write on the walls, it's still covered. I am both an anonymous coward and a programmer at an insurance company.

    22. Re:Biased much? by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      Phone replacement is something most people would want... we're interested in TOTAL bills here, with all the hidden costs, so it's relevant.

      Only because most people are morons.

      It makes no sense to purchase insurance for an item which you can easily afford to replace. I dare say that almost anyone who can afford to pay for a cell phone subscription can also pay to replace that cell phone in the event that it's lost, stolen, or broken. That makes insurance a losing proposition, pretty much by definition.

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    23. Re:Biased much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Woosh woosh WOOSH!!!

    24. Re:Biased much? by mabhatter654 · · Score: 1

      I don't think a phone at $400+ is "easy to replace" for a good portion of people. What you are paying for is the fact that for $7 they will simply grab another if yours breaks and copy over all your info the same day if the same/similar model is available. My workplace has many phones and doesn't do insurance... took them 3 weeks waiting on repairs when I requested an upgrade to another used (broken) phone they had in the pool. Had it been broken rather than an upgrade that would have been totally unacceptable as it's used for on-call. For personal use being out a phone for 2 weeks is definitely worth the little bit of money up front, generally they throw in one free battery replacement too, if you manage to keep the phone for the whole contract.

    25. Re:Biased much? by NateTech · · Score: 1

      Everything's negotiable.

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    26. Re:Biased much? by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 1

      At $7/month, a $400 phone is about 5 years worth. If you average less than that, you'll pay less money. If you break your phone more frequently, how are you getting the insurance so cheap?

      As for waiting 2-3 weeks for a replacement, I guess I must not be familiar enough with these things. Why does it take weeks for a replacement to a broken phone when if you want a new one you can just walk into any cell phone store in the country and walk out with a new phone minutes later?

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  3. 3G??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I use wifi you insensitive clod!

  4. 75$ by megaditto · · Score: 0, Troll

    What's that in real money? I guess around 30 euros, what a deal!

    I know, I am sad as well.

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    1. Re:75$ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You misread it. The cost is $75. This is the number "$" of the unit "75". Unless you have a conversion factor between euros and 75s, you can't convert.

    2. Re:75$ by megaditto · · Score: 1

      I use RPN.
      For example do #dc -e "1 2 3 + - p"

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    3. Re:75$ by hedwards · · Score: 1

      Dollars are real money, they are the only currency that we use. Now, if you have some way of getting service with the AT&T network on US soil in Europe, I would love to hear about it.

      Until then the currency is the only real currency applicable to the situation.

  5. ever fill out a tax form? by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 4, Informative

    Figuring out the taxes on a phone line is rather complimakated, difficult enough that providers have made mistakes on it in the past and had to refund overcharges or eat the difference in undercharges. I'm not surprised that the salespeople don't know, and I'd bet nobody on phone support will know either. This is a brand new service, and once customers start receiving their typical monthly bills you'll be able to find out.

    1. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1
      They used the "that would be an invasion of privacy" cop-out on that one (finding out from an existing account's bill.)

      IMO, anybody who uses "that would be an invasion of privacy" as an excuse to hide something they don't want to reveal deserves a full legal investigation into what else they might be hiding.

    2. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by NMerriam · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Figuring out the taxes on a phone line is rather complimakated

      And yet they manage to send out hundreds of thousands of bills every month that calculate it down to the penny. Sure, they might make mistakes and have to offer refunds or disclaimers, but there's no excuse for them to not be able to tell you exactly what a $79.99 plan in a given ZIP code would have been billed after all taxes/fees were added last month.

      This is basic customer service, not some advanced alien technology beyond the reach of AT&T.

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    3. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You fail to grasp that all of those taxes are handled by business rules on the back end, and there are analysts/whatever-ists whose job it is every month to look at any changes the local/state/fed government has made to taxes and apply it. ALL of that logic is handled in the back end billing system. It's not a button a sales rep can push on their till.

      I work for a major US cell company, and I'd like to say, on behalf of all of my brothers and sisters in the industry, even the competing carriers: If we tell you we can't pull these figures out of our ass on demand, IT MEANS WE CAN'T. STFU AND GTFO ABOUT IT.

    4. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by hpa · · Score: 1

      Figuring out the taxes on a phone line is rather complimakated, difficult enough that providers have made mistakes on it in the past and had to refund overcharges or eat the difference in undercharges. I'm not surprised that the salespeople don't know, and I'd bet nobody on phone support will know either.

      They don't know, because corporate doesn't want them to know either how to do it, or for that matter, the result. They're supposed to make it as hard as possible to compare prices.

    5. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by hedwards · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So in other words, you would be fine with customer service reps randomly looking up your account records to answer this sort of question?

      I can not imagine a way in which that isn't an invasion of privacy, and I would not be doing business with AT&T any longer were they to allow that sort of behavior. It's bad enough that the NSA may or may not be listening in, do you really want some underpaid salesperson snooping as well?

    6. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by Chris+L.+Mason · · Score: 1

      Figuring out the taxes on a phone line is rather complimakated

      And yet they manage to send out hundreds of thousands of bills every month that calculate it down to the penny. Sure, they might make mistakes and have to offer refunds or disclaimers, but there's no excuse for them to not be able to tell you exactly what a $79.99 plan in a given ZIP code would have been billed after all taxes/fees were added last month.

      This is basic customer service, not some advanced alien technology beyond the reach of AT&T.

      Yes, and besides, it's not like they don't have some type of electronic device in front of them that would do all those calculations for them automatically.

    7. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by dreamchaser · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Then get the right software on your fucking computers that CAN PULL THE NUMBER OUT OF YOUR ASS ON DEMAND and stop making apologies for a crappy system. There is no reason you can't at least give a close estimate.

    8. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      You fail to grasp that all of those taxes are handled by business rules on the back end

      Don't blame poor customer service on your org chart. That's the kind of excuse offered by companies who deep down don't actually give a shit about their customers. If it was a priority, you'd find a way to make it work.

      But let me repeat myself, since you're so busy making excuses you didn't even read what I wrote -- I'm not asking that the salesperson be given access to the backend business systems to do realtime calculations. I'm asking that the business system calculate and publish every month what the actual cost of each current plan was for each ZIP code on the day of the calculation. Each region can pull up a page (or be provided with printouts along with all their other promotions) with the prices and disclaimers for the billing ZIP codes they service.

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    9. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by GroovinWithMrBloe · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm always amazed at the complexities of the tax system in the US (and many other countries).

      In NZ, The only Sales tax we have a 12.5% GST Tax (Goods and Services). That's it. Doesn't vary from postcode to postcode. And its included in the price tag of the product, so no needing to figure out the cash in hand price.

      There are some petrol excises/taxes, but they're transparent to the user (i.e. built into the price of the petrol) and not deductible.

      It's good to be a small country, with no hassles over which state collects the tax, etc...

      Australia really botched up adopting GST several years back. They looked at the NZ model, but decided to make exceptions, which are just outright painful. Tax cooked chicken but not raw? But don't tax cold cooked chicken? Yikes! GST Food Guide.

    10. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      complimakated? I think you need to be re-educamated on your spelling.

    11. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I'm also on the front line, so my "poor" customer service IS to be blamed on the damn org chart. Whether the company doesn't give a shit or not has nothing to do with people giving me a hard time because I'm not provided with the information they want.

      Trust me. I've had 30-minute arguments with customers over this. And then I've passed on the problem to corporate because this is a problem. And nothing's changed. How am I supposed to take responsibility for this?

    12. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1

      No, but usually there's ONE salesman in the store - or the city - who's going to have one, and they'll tell everyone else what they're paying.

    13. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by Solandri · · Score: 5, Informative

      The reason is a bit more insidious. Many of those surcharges and fees are imposed by the phone company. They just tack it on at the end with the taxes and government levies to make you think they're all imposed by the government and thus outside the phone company's control. Sprint's customer service may suck, but this is something they've started being truthful about. At the end of my bill, they break up the surcharges into "Sprint surcharges" and "government surcharges". On my latest bill, 75% of the surcharges were Sprint surcharges.

    14. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, they don't figure it out, the computer does!

      believe me I've had several go around with people on the phone that have no idea how/why fees are assessed or even what they're for! land line, cell phone, DSL, you name it and they cannot intelligently talk to me about the bill. It's some kind of 21st century black magic that the computer cooks up, and we all know that the computer is always right! if i had a dollar for every time I've been told that i wouldn't be on slashdot writing this!

    15. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      I'm speaking of the customer service at the corporate level, not the individual level, when I say the backend system is of no concern to the customer. Obviously a front line agent has no ability to hack into the system, but there's nothing impossibly complicated at a corporate level about them telling the business group to provide this information to agents. They just choose not to, and thus provide poor service that can only be overcome by individual agents doing far more than should be required of them.

      But your personal customer service has nothing to do with the org chart. You can provide excellent customer service while saying "no", because you can always give options other than "go fuck yourself" when turning down a request. Don't call corporate and complain, be very empathic and helpful when explaining you don't have that information -- provide them with the number, email and address of the local, state and national corporate offices so that the customer can contact them for more information. Offer to dial the phone for them. Provide no resistance and there's nothing for the customer to fight you about.

      You could also be proactive and go the extra mile in finding the information through unofficial channels -- you certainly have access to current bills, if only your own personal bill. A customer will be impressed if you explain that you don't have the exact information they want, but from your *own* bill you know that the local taxes for one plan were $$ and the fees were $$, so while that isn't an exact figure that would be the same for the customer's plan and ZIP, it at least gives them a sense of proportionally what to expect if they live in the same state as you. Maybe even call corporate, go onto speaker phone with the customer, and try to find someone in billing who can provide you with the info. Call them every time a customer asks you, even if you know corporate billing will turn you down and tell you never to call again. eventually the guys in corporate billing will start providing the information or get you fired for being too helpful to customers. I also suspect you can set up an account for them in the computer and then cancel it after seeing the first billing amount, but that takes time and may hurt your metrics.

      I sympathize if your company rewards you based on sales results or customers handled per hour rather than customer satisfaction, but that's a choice the company made to prioritize customers below other factors, and a choice you accepted when you took the position. It has nothing to do with the customer and everything to do with the company. If the customer is unhappy with that situation, quite frankly they have a right to be and you deserve to be made aware of it.

      And yes, I do work in customer service. I spend every day doing nothing but talking to people who have problems with something we sold them. We are evaluated almost exclusively by customer satisfaction surveys. Our customers love us. Our employees love working here. Not surprisingly, we make money hand over fist because even our unhappy customers would rather deal with us than someone else. Sure, we get the occasional jackass or crazy person, but they're pretty darn rare. Most of the people who seem rude or crazy to other companies are only acting that way because the companies are being rude and crazy back at them.

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    16. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by putaro · · Score: 1

      How am I supposed to take responsibility for this?

      Two ways.

      1) Keep passing it up the line
      2) When someone brings it up, don't blame the person asking. Accept that your company refuses to make the data available and let them know - but it's not the fault of the person asking and it's not because the calculation is too difficult to perform. Asking that customers STFU and GTFO when posing a perfectly reasonable question is not the right attitude.

    17. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 1

      So in other words, you would be fine with customer service reps randomly looking up your account records to answer this sort of question?

      Yes. Yes I would. It's not like my account records has naked pictures of myself embedded in them or anything. It is just a bunch of numbers signifying how much I pay them. Surely they should be able to know how much I pay them for their accounting records.

    18. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by GigaplexNZ · · Score: 1

      IT MEANS WE CAN'T. STFU AND GTFO ABOUT IT.

      A fine example of the type of person employed at the major US cell companies.

    19. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by kenh · · Score: 1

      Quite simply it is the wya they choose to work, they assumed no one would really question it (IMHO).

      To provide you with a firm quote for a given zip code, they'd have to either allow customer support/sales people access to the real billing engine, or maintain a seperate parallel system that shares the same calculation engine used for production billing. If they were to do that, all they can really answer is what the phone would cost if you were billed *today*, not what it will be in thirty days, when you get your first bill.

      At issue is the fact that the carriers pass-thru the taxes and fees our government imposes on them, even when the Gov't tries to force them not to (the carriers don't want to appear greedy when the Gov't raises taxes, they want the Gov't to appear greedy).

      I think it would be fair for the carriers to be able to provide sample tax rates for various plans, but with the caveat that an individual's taxes may be more or less, based on their circumstance, location, etc. In that case, what is the real value? Seems to me the original caller could calculate the taxes fairly well by taking his current bill, caling the carrier nad having them explain how each tax is calculated, set fees would remain the same, proportional fees increase as the cost of the service increases.

      Is it just me, or are many slashdot postings from a bunch of whiners? Why hound the poor salse person at the kiosk in the mall, if it is important to you, and they can't answer your question move on - you seem to be trying to trick them into an answer when they clearly have none to give.

      How Michael Moore of you...

      --
      Ken
    20. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by joocemann · · Score: 1

      Figuring out the taxes on a phone line is rather complimakated, difficult enough that providers have made mistakes on it in the past and had to refund overcharges or eat the difference in undercharges. I'm not surprised that the salespeople don't know, and I'd bet nobody on phone support will know either. This is a brand new service, and once customers start receiving their typical monthly bills you'll be able to find out.

      I don't see what would be so difficult as to offer a phone service at $xx/month and NOT bill you the customer for the fees+taxes we're talking about.

      Have you ever been to a store where there is tax, but the price on the item is what you pay and the seller comes up with the taxes? Maybe you even pay for it with a few extra dollars on the tag, but aren't all these confusing mumbo-jumbo $.06 things something the carrier should care about and not us?

      If the fees+taxes = 9 bucks. How about they take the original plan, add 10, and call it a day. So now the $70/month plan is $80/month and the bill is $80/month. Sounds too easy huh? Probably because it doesn't leave room for scandalous/deceptive sales activity.

    21. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by TheSHAD0W · · Score: 1

      Two reasons: First, the average dimwit cellphone buyer will look at two prices, one higher but including taxes and one lower, will say "buh, lower is better" and get the cheaper plan.

      The second reason is that if the taxes go up, the providers would wind up having to eat the difference. Hell, if most of the providers started covering the taxes, governments would really start jacking up the rates! Let the "evil" corporations complain, the politicians only care about the votes.

    22. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      I work for a major US cell company, and I'd like to say, on behalf of all of my brothers and sisters in the industry, even the competing carriers: If we tell you we can't pull these figures out of our ass on demand, IT MEANS WE CAN'T. STFU AND GTFO ABOUT IT.

      Blow me.

      I work for the state tax department. If you want to know what the applicable taxes are for, well ANYTHING in the state you can call us and, if you're patient, we'll tell you.

      The answer to a customer question is not "I can't tell you." It's "I don't know. But if you call department X, they can tell you what it is right now."

      The local, state and national governments do not change their tax codes on a whim. And even if they DO, there's essentially always a grace period or a big fat warning sign, so that companies who pay their taxes on time can continue to do so without having to hire a lawyer to full-time watch for random changes in the law.

    23. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by joocemann · · Score: 1

      I thought about that first reason when posting, but I'm always imagining a world of honesty and integrity, so I came up with what I came up with. I try to imagine the world in a better way, hoping it will become that way.

      While I do see some purpose behind the second reason, I think the full $1 extra I put on there covers the fluctuation, and I'm sure these big corporate cell companies can include 'state-induced increases' into contracts in some way or another.

      I know it wouldn't happen. I'm just talking about what a considerate and honest business might do to remove all the obfuscating factors from their product.

    24. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by NoStrings · · Score: 1

      This is a bit off-topic, but it seems like a good chance to rant a bit.

      That sounds more like the Canadian GST system. It gets a bit ridiculous sometimes. There's tax on 5 or fewer donuts or muffins (considered snack food), but not if you buy 6 or more (groceries). Likewise, there's tax on pre-made fruit beverages, unless they contain more than 10% real juice. The cooked chicken thing applies to us as well. Bottled water is taxed if its sold in a container that is smaller than 600ml, which is annoying because the default size seems to be 591ml (20oz).

      Then there's the whole headache of provincial sales tax, which varies from one province to the next (except in Alberta, where it doesn't exist), or in some cases is even combined with the GST.

      All in all, its a real PITA.

      If you're interested, here's more info: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goods_and_Services_Tax_(Canada)

    25. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by Bryan+K.+Feir · · Score: 1

      Here in Canada, for our GST, one of the rules is that restaurant food is taxed, but groceries aren't.

      The side effect of this is that if you buy one muffin/donut, you get taxed on it... but if you buy half a dozen or more at a time, you don't.

    26. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I haven't said is that I'm an outsourced rep in Canada. And I deal with such requests by e-mail. By non-customers (existing customers can at least reference their bill, so I have something to work with for them). But for new customers, I've no clue. I also can't refer to my own bill because the company I'm contracted to doesn't have service in Canada.

      I'd also like to point out to two other points in this subthread that the "STFU" response is not the first thing out of my mouth. I try to reasonably explain why I can't work out city, county, state, and federal tax off the top of my head. However, 99% of the time I get these (thankfully rare) requests, the person is NOT satisfied with that response and takes the tack several people have--and that's when it goes from customer service to making my life difficult, thus the slight hostility..

    27. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I ask them to do it, I am giving them my explicit permission to do so. And I seriously doubt that the underpaid salespeople don't have access to my data to begin with. But, what do I know.

    28. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by NMerriam · · Score: 1

      So when you're unable to provide them with the information they request, do you direct them to people who *could* provide that information (even if they're unwilling to)? If you're doing email support, do you reply and CC the billing department or sales department of their local store (along with providing a phone number), indicating to the customer that since those people are local they could provide the accurate local information you don't have access to (even though you should)?

      I guess I don't understand why you say "it goes from customer service to making my life difficult" -- the customer isn't making your life difficult, the company is. The customer is asking perfectly reasonable pre-sales questions, and *should* be dissatisfied with a useless response that gives them no information or specific place to go to obtain that information. If your company is unable to answer such simple questions as how much you're going to charge somebody if they buy your product, then it is failing at customer service, and the customer has every right to be upset or disappointed. You may be in a bad position if you're not given the tools to do your job properly, but don't blame the customer for recognizing you're not doing the job (of course if your job is just to process XX number of emails per hour, regardless of whether or not you've actually helped any customers, then you're doing your job just fine and it shouldn't bother you at all that the customer is confused about what your job is).

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      Recursive: Adj. See Recursive.
    29. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by sully_51 · · Score: 1

      In my experience, politicians care more about their corporate campaign contributors (telecommunications, anyone?) than they do about their constituents.

    30. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to work for a phone company, and yes, at least one certainly has the capability of reaching into those business rules and pulling out taxes/fees associated with a potential order. You have to go through the same motions as placing that order, but what the poster is asking for is certainly within the realm of possibility. The fact that he can't seem to get a straight answer out of them here suggests they are being lazy (perhaps by policy).

      Companies should not be allowed to tack on random fees and advertise a price that doesn't include them. But consider that in most places, you see that every day in the form of sales tax. I suppose the big difference is that sales tax is relatively fixed while phone company fees seem excessive and arbitrary.

    31. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by walt-sjc · · Score: 1

      They probably get them free, so I doubt it.

    32. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Figuring out the taxes on a phone line is rather complimakated

      And yet they manage to send out hundreds of thousands of bills every month that calculate it down to the penny. Sure, they might make mistakes and have to offer refunds or disclaimers, but there's no excuse for them to not be able to tell you exactly what a $79.99 plan in a given ZIP code would have been billed after all taxes/fees were added last month.

      This is basic customer service, not some advanced alien technology beyond the reach of AT&T.

      Figuring out the taxes on a phone line is rather complimakated

      And yet they manage to send out hundreds of thousands of bills every month that calculate it down to the penny. Sure, they might make mistakes and have to offer refunds or disclaimers, but there's no excuse for them to not be able to tell you exactly what a $79.99 plan in a given ZIP code would have been billed after all taxes/fees were added last month.

      This is basic customer service, not some advanced alien technology beyond the reach of AT&T.

      Can't you do the basic math too?

    33. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1

      I'm always imagining a world of honesty and integrity, so I came up with what I came up with.

      Welcome to germany!

      Well, not really ofcourse, but at least we have the tax thing nailed here.
      It's very simple: Whenever you offer anything (good or service) to a consumer then your advertised price must include all taxes.

      It's been that way for as long as I can remember (at least 30 years) and our economy doesn't seem to have died from it.
      In contrast the american system sounds really fucked up to me, what a constant rip-off!

      Furthermore grandparent seems to forget that taxes apply to everyone. So when *you* (as a company) are forced to swallow taxes and raise your price by $10 then your competitor will have to do the same. And if he doesn't then he *really* offers the better deal. No magic here.

    34. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by jefu · · Score: 1

      There is no reason you can't at least give a close estimate.

      Sure there is. They want to sell you something so it is very much in their interest to ensure that the deal looks good (with "not expensive" being a large component of "good").

      If the company is afraid of getting the numbers wrong, how can anyone be sure they're getting the numbers right when they send you a bill?

    35. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet the real reason is the people at the top don't want anybody to know, is so that they make more money.

      1) When they make genuine mistakes in _adding_[1] charges , nobody knows whether they are wrong or not and that means more $$$ to them
      2) If someone intentionally adds taxes that are obsolete[2], same thing.
      3) It makes it harder to compare prices fairly

      All you need to do is make sure there's a computer check so all the taxes and charges are never _negative_ (and if they are you just remove the minus sign), then you can hire as many incompetents as you want to add the charges up. If one day a tax is a rebate, if it still gets added and if people somehow find out the "error", you go "Oops, our poor overworked staff can't cope with the complex back end rules", and refund the money (minus the interest etc).

      Maybe there's an wiretap charge somewhere, so you pay to be illegally wiretapped, or is that retroactively legal already? ;)

      [1] How many surcharges and taxes vs discounts and rebates you get, if you get more types of discounts then ok I'm wrong about 1) making them more money.

      [2] It has been alleged in http://www.pbs.org/cringely/pulpit/2007/pulpit_20070810_002683.html that many phone companies continued to charge $1 a month to run Bellcore even after Bellcore was sold.

    36. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is a reason why they don't, not why they can't.

    37. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by JoeMerchant · · Score: 1

      If it is such an invasion of privacy, the system should lock them out from being able to do it at all.... If the salesperson has the ability to do it, I would hope they would have sufficient training to relay the anonymous information of merit and filter things like name and address.... Better still would be a system that reports mean, median, max, and min actual bills for a particular configuration with all identities stripped, but they're apparently not capable of getting the billing software to perform the minimum required functions yet, so this is asking a bit much (though, you know that upper level marketing has this info, probably in near real-time.)

    38. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come on, don't be ridiculous. Provided no-one was given the name of the random customer, there is realistically no breach of privacy. If you run a database query
      SELECT real_charge, taxes
      FROM customers
      WHERE plan_type='$70', zip_code='12345'
      you learn nothing of any use about a particular customer. The only difficulty lies in rendering that sort of information accessible to the customer service reps.

    39. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by grahamd0 · · Score: 1

      (though, you know that upper level marketing has this info, probably in near real-time.)

      I work in a marketing agency. I deal with the marketing departments of large corporations almost every day and I can assure that you greatly overestimate their capabilities.

    40. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by gknoy · · Score: 1

      Why hound the poor salse person at the kiosk in the mall, if it is important to you, and they can't answer your question move on - you seem to be trying to trick them into an answer when they clearly have none to give.

      The goal is not to harass salespeople. However, consumers deserve to know what they can actually expect to pay. There are only two reasons that a company would not tell us: they wish to mislead us, or they are too incompetent (as a corporate entity) to be able to tell us. It would be nearly trivial to have an automated process within the company which, each month, calculated the average amount of taxes for each set of plans within an area. Heck, even if it were within a dollar of being correct, that would be enough accuracy for most people.

      The tricking-of-salespeople is not to bait them personally, but to try to uncover the degree to which the Company is either incompetent or trying to hoodwink us. It may be that they DO know the numbers, and have a policy not to tell us unless we ask specifically. (Unlikely -- as another poster has said, many sales drones are kept ignorant. :))

      As a consumer, when I ask "what should I expect to pay out of pocket for this, taxes included?", the answers are:

      "I don't know" : in which case, I am disinclined to purchase.

      "The prices changes based on local taxes, but the average last month was $____ for this plan." : Great, I'm now an informed customer.

      The only thing better is of they proactively advertise it this way when they tell you. E.g., "New, $79.99 plan for {PHONE}!" on a sign, and then the sales drone says, "Hey, our ___ plan costs $79.99 per month, and with local taxes that will likely work out being $85.73." This way, I don't even have to ASK.

    41. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by musicmaker · · Score: 1

      You think you can get customer service in a country where companies like AT&T own the government. So you swallowed the bull-crap about a free country?

      --
      Everyone is living in a personal delusion, just some are more delusional than others.
    42. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by musicmaker · · Score: 1

      Wow - you win an award for this one.

      "I would not be doing business with AT&T any longer were they to allow that sort of behaviour"

      then you admit they let the government spy on your ass without a warrant, for free, and then paid off the government not to let the courts prosecute them.

      How are you going to stop doing business with your electric company? and your cable company? and your mortgage company that probably lied to thousands of people about their rate plans? All of these people regularly share information with the government, and with anyone who just calls up and pretends to be you.

      --
      Everyone is living in a personal delusion, just some are more delusional than others.
    43. Re:ever fill out a tax form? by NateTech · · Score: 1

      There's a benefit to this -- you don't end up with the dimwit customers.

      Ask Apple why their prices are higher than everyone else.

      Less dimwits means less support costs. Seriously. There's a break-even that can even be calculated, too.

      --
      +++OK ATH
  6. It depends on the state... by NJRoadfan · · Score: 2, Informative

    Every state has a different way of taxing communications service. Florida is the worst of them all from what I've read. Take your current cell phone bill and estimate off the taxes currently on it. Some of the taxes and fees will be a fixed amount per line, others will be based on a percentage of the total bill (sales tax typically).

    Also the way cell companies figure out how to tax you differs. Some (such as Sprint) base your taxes on the billing address, others (like Verizon Wireless) base your taxes on the area code your wireless number is located in.

    1. Re:It depends on the state... by maglor_83 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ah the joys of requiring advertised prices to include sales tax.

      And yes I do realise that that will never work in the US due to your infuriatingly complicated tax system.

    2. Re:It depends on the state... by vtolturbo · · Score: 1

      Ok, fair enough. The taxes differ from region to region. They even might differ from carrier to carrier, but we're talking about one carrier with an exclusive distribution deal for iPhone. One developer, given a month or so (conservative estimate) and an adequate set of documentation describing the taxing system, could easily produce a black box that takes a description of the plan and billing address as input and produces a tax detail as output. Don't they need to do this *before* releasing the product anyway, so *they* can calculate the tax details correctly when they start billing their customers??

    3. Re:It depends on the state... by NJRoadfan · · Score: 1

      The price advertised doesn't include taxes and fees, the small print covers that. Salespeople on the floor in a retail store have nothing to do with the billing department. The most they can do is change your plan when you upgrade or create accounts. The tax and fee list is generated when your monthly bill is calculated and mailed to you.

    4. Re:It depends on the state... by Darkk · · Score: 1

      I can vouch you on that statement. When I was living in Florida I was paying high taxes and figured it was the norm. When I moved to California the taxes dropped so much I had to double check the bill three times to be sure.

      So in Florida I was paying like $23 in taxes for a $40 plan while in California I'm paying like $7-$8 in taxes. Huge difference in my book.

    5. Re:It depends on the state... by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Salespeople on the floor in a retail store have nothing to do with the billing department

      The only way the billing department has anything whatsoever to do with customers is (gasp!) through those salespeople.

      In fact, some of us even manage to completely avoid the "billing" department, and pay our bill entirely through sales.

    6. Re:It depends on the state... by Evets · · Score: 5, Informative

      That's why they have a web page that tells you what your charges are for your area:

      http://www.wireless.att.com/cell-phone-service/additionalcharges/

      State
              CALIFORNIA
      Regulatory Cost Recovery Charge
              0.43
      Federal Universal Service Fund
              11.4%
      State Universal Service Fund
              $0.00
      Other AT&T Surcharges
              0.18%

      Believe it or not they actually tell you what the charges are for. This is 150 times better than what we had when I was younger. Training is an issue in any retail store, but before hitting the slashdot front page, maybe a bit of googling is in order.

    7. Re:It depends on the state... by vtolturbo · · Score: 1

      My point was that the company as a whole must have already worked out some system for managing tax details in the billing, so they could use that same system to give you a minimum monthly bill for the base services you are buying, simply adding a note stating this value is the minimum total cost of the plan and that it could increase depending on service usage. Such a system (if it's a software component) could be integrated into the sales application as easily as the billing application.

    8. Re:It depends on the state... by MaXMC · · Score: 1

      Maybe the Training should include this web page?

    9. Re:It depends on the state... by RodgerDodger · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Evets, I suggest you go back to that page and re-read the section above those charges. You know, the bit where they say there will be additional taxes that aren't quoted?

      See my previous comment.

      --
      "Software is too expensive to build cheaply"
    10. Re:It depends on the state... by Evets · · Score: 2, Funny

      Point taken. I have no trouble admitting when I'm wrong :)

      Time to take a look at my bill!

    11. Re:It depends on the state... by oravecz · · Score: 1

      Interesting stuff.. State OHIO Regulatory Cost Recovery Charge 1.25 Federal Universal Service Fund 11.4% State Universal Service Fund $0.00 Other AT&T Surcharges 0.00%

  7. I don't get the question by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 2, Informative

    What kind of taxes are we talking about here? I can't think of any other than VAT/sales tax and those are pretty straight-forward. Are there any other taxes for cell phones in the US which are directly charged to the consumer?

    1. Re:I don't get the question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not simple like the UK :)

      There's E911 tax and others like local gov screwing you tax.

    2. Re:I don't get the question by Khaed · · Score: 4, Informative

      On my (ATT but not iphone) bill, I pay:

      Federal Universal Service Charge
      Regulatory Cost Recovery Charge
      911 Training Fee
      State Sales Tax
      911 Service Fee

      The biggest one is state sales tax, followed by the FUSC, then 911 Service Fee. The Regulatory Cost and 911 Training are $0.25 -- the 911 bit is $0.05. I pay about $6 a month in fees, overall.

    3. Re:I don't get the question by cdrudge · · Score: 4, Informative

      I don't know about other carriers, but here's how my T-mobile plan breaks down:
      1000 Minute myFaves Family Plan
      59.99 - Monthly plan price
      1.32 - Federal Universal Service Fund
      0.84 - State Gross Receipts Tax
      4.20 - State Sales Tax
      0.27 - State Universal Service Fund

      Line 1
      5.99 - Internet
      5.00 - 400 Text Messages Plan .08 - State Gross Receipts Tax .06 - State Sales Tax .03 - Relay Service Device Fund .50 - State 911 .86 - Regulatory Programs Fee*

      Line 2
      5.99 - Internet
      0.45 - 2 text messages (no txt plan)
      0.01 - Federal Universal Service Fund
      0.01 - State Gross Receipts Tax
      0.09 - State Sales Tax
      0.03 - Relay Service Device Fund
      0.50 - State 911
      0.86 - Regulatory Programs Fee*

      87.08 - Total

      *Fee we (T-mobile) collect and retain to help cover our (T-mobile's) costs related to funding and complying with government mandates, programs and obligations.

    4. Re:I don't get the question by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Informative

      My phone bill last month included the following:

      Taxes:
      Virginia 911 tax: 0.75
      Virginia sales tax: 1.70

      Surcharges (the phone company is permitted by the government to assess these charges due to specific regulations and requirements that the government places upon them):
      Federal Universal Service Fund: 0.77
      Virginia Gross Receipts: 0.16
      Virginia Special Revenue: 0.03

      Other charges:
      Administrative Charge: 0.75
      Regulatory Charge: 0.20

      That's on a normally $35 bill.

    5. Re:I don't get the question by dingo8baby · · Score: 1

      TRAINING FEE? seriously? wow.

    6. Re:I don't get the question by mabinogi · · Score: 1

      bloody hell.

      As an employee of an essential mail provider (ie. billing outsourcer) in Australia, I can see that we're doing business in entirely the wrong country.
      We'd get four times as many impressions through per document if telcos were like that here ;)

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    7. Re:I don't get the question by AppahMan · · Score: 1

      indeed! I have tmobile as well, i live in oregon and love it because there is no sales tax, and my bill is static (sans overages for my wifes minutes) fees and taxes run about 4-6 bucks for my 59.99 plan myfaves 1000 minutes... and I agree tmobiles phone support is 20 something flirty girls.

    8. Re:I don't get the question by Macman408 · · Score: 1

      My AT&T wireless plan has about $6 of fees and taxes on the $80 main line, and $3 on the $30 iPhone (pre-3G) line ($20 for the iPhone, $10 for the extra line). There's also $4.30 tacked on for the $60 laptop data card. I do get a substantial discount through my employer, however, so I pay a decent amount less than the sum of those numbers.

      My AT&T landline is even worse: the ad said phone service was as low as $9 or $10/month (roughly). Well, in my area, it turns out it's $12.55. Not too bad. But then I get my first bill, and there's a $5.09 "Federal Access Charge", a few other surcharges totaling $0.72, and taxes totaling $1.56. So my "$12.55" phone line actually costs $20.01/month. I'm not at all disappointed to be canceling my AT&T service in under a month. Oh, and then they raised the price a couple months ago: it's now $22.16. Did I mention that I (apparently) don't actually get any free calling on that line, either? I still have to pay per call (not much, admittedly, but given how often I use the phone, my total cost probably comes to about $15 per call. ;-)) The only reason I have it is to use for rare long calls - local, toll-free, or incoming; any of which would cost minutes on my cell phone - so I don't burn through too many cell minutes. It was also useful (for sharing 56k modem access with my roommate.... yay.) when AT&T screwed up my DSL for days at a time.

      I'd switch to cable, but Charter's even worse. I have the choice of which orifice I get #^*&*ed through, but it's coming to me no matter what direction I turn.

    9. Re:I don't get the question by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Wow. Here's my (old) bill from the UK, as it's written:

      Monthly cost: £20.00 (and it was advertised as £20/month)
      Credits: £0.00
      Charges: £1.72
      Total: £21.72
      Your balance well be taken by direct debit on or after 20/02/2008. All amounts shown include VAT. For a breakdown of the VAT see overleaf.

      The charges are explained on the next page (I used more minutes than were included in my plan, and "voted" by text which wasn't included in the free texts), and the rest of the pages are a breakdown of the calls, their duration and destination (e.g. "05/07/2008, London, 02012341234, 00:23:08, £0.00").

      On the back of the bill, the tax is explained:
      VAT at standard rate (17.5%): 18.49 + 3.23 = 21.72.

      A business using the phone for work would claim the £3.23 back from the government (or, they would have told the phone provider not to charge it in the first place and provided them with proof that they're a business). Where the premium rate chat line says £1/minute, that includes all taxes. So does the "10p per text" advertised if I used more than the number included on the plan, or the "Calls to USA: 14p/minute" (number is made up).

    10. Re:I don't get the question by ModernGeek · · Score: 1

      If you saw the turnover rates for dispatchers at 911 centers because of how stressful and poorly paying job it is, you would know why there is a training fee in there. I think it takes about six months to train a 911 dispatcher, and about six more months to a year for them to get good at it. They generally make about $10 / hr. where the median wage is about $15 / hr.

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    11. Re:I don't get the question by NateTech · · Score: 1

      Sounds about right for government -- underpay the staff for the horrible job that no one wants to do, and then when they all leave, start a training program and charge the taxpayer for it.

      Guess what... they're working on doing this to the Air Traffic Controllers right now, too. The safety of your flight and life depends on it, and they want to pay these guys and gals a LOT less than they are today...

      Do the math. How many people dead is lowering ATC salaries worth? 'Cause that's what the FAA is calculating right now... how many deaths will the country tolerate... versus how much to pay ATC people.

      I'm not an ATC person, just a pilot watching it happen.

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    12. Re:I don't get the question by NateTech · · Score: 1

      Those "universal service funds" are great. Haven't seen truly "universal" service anywhere yet, and yet they've been collected for years and years.

      Wonder who's making all the interest on 'em?

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  8. wow by rastoboy29 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    ..yet another way they fuck you.  They SET the "taxes" and "fees", either through the locally bribed PUC or just arbitrarily on their own.

    Like the "franchise fee".  That's my favorite.  I don't give a fuck what you have to pay for your fucking franchise--please stop pretending like you don't have any choice in the matter.  But on the other hand, in a lot of places, they actually rig it up so that they are _required by law_ to charge for things like that, for money that they actually keep.

  9. Ask on a cell phone forum by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    The taxes will probably be comparable to sales tax--a few bucks on a $40 plan, e.g. With a more expensive (e.g. data) plan it will of course be more, but if you're willing to shell out $60 or whatever for a data plan you should also be prepared to shell out $8 or whatever in taxes.

    To get an approximation just google "XYZ plan taxes fees forum" and see what people say. For example:

    http://forums.macrumors.com/showpost.php?s=bace4f039998a970fb0736cb9659d8b2&p=4412192&postcount=11

    Peace out.

    1. Re:Ask on a cell phone forum by Repossessed · · Score: 1

      I pay more in taxes than fees (landline), just saying.

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  10. AT&T isn't going to be responsible if it chang by kahoku · · Score: 1

    Its doubtful the peons at the store have access to any set of formulas or a calculator that will tell you the taxes etc. The reason is simple: AT&T isn't interested in being responsible if some regulation changes and suddenly your bill goes up. If they said anything, even with a giant disclaimer, most people would run back in to the store kicking and screaming about their .30 overcharge, even if it was correct and not under AT&T's control.

  11. Yeah, that's about right. by gnutoo · · Score: 0, Funny

    Wiretaping and DPI are expensive.

  12. US weirdness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    In most of Europe, sellers of consumer products are required to state the actual final price that the consumer is paying. And that includes monthly cell phone tariffs.

    1. Re:US weirdness by MrZaius · · Score: 1

      This problem is nearly universal in the US, partially due to our distaste for implementing further regressive taxation by switching to a VAT.

      That said, it is actually fairly difficult for the vendor to accurately state the final price of anything, especially a telecommunications contract (special local tariffs to handle the 911 services, et al), on signage or anything permanently posted, as it varies from city to city and county to county. Lord forbid you be in Kansas City, MO, which spans three counties and shares zip codes/postage codes with at least 12 other cities.

      No excuse for the rep refusing to look it up, but we make it difficult enough for ourselves that clear signs et al aren't really possible.

    2. Re:US weirdness by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      At least in The Netherlands, it has always been like that for phone bills. What is published is what you pay. Better yet: at the moment this also accounts (by law) for air tickets, figure that! Advertised fee is what you actually have to pay, not 30-40% extra in taxes and surcharges!

    3. Re:US weirdness by jd · · Score: 1

      Hell, it's hard enough to get a final price for a hamburger in the US. Prices are invariably given minus sales tax, where sales tax (and what sales tax applies to) varying from State to State. Maybe it's some sort of Uncertainty Principle: The more certainty you have regarding quantity of hassle you'll get in trying to buy something, the less certainty you have regarding the cost.

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    4. Re:US weirdness by magnamous · · Score: 1

      Is that because the price is posted including a VAT tax (meaning that you can't tell how much of the cost is the product or service and how much is the tax)? Or are the taxes stated separately?

    5. Re:US weirdness by AaronLawrence · · Score: 1

      True, but the US doesn't have a free market like Europe. It's tough living in an oligarchy. One day we can hope that the US people will be free to enjoy the fruits of capitalism.

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    6. Re:US weirdness by iampiti · · Score: 1

      Can't tell you about other places but in Spain VAT it's basically 16% for everything save for some "first necessity" products for which is 7%.
      So we do know the amount of taxes we are paying.
      Moreover, everywhere you state the price of a good you're required to say whether taxes are included in the price listed (They usually are).

    7. Re:US weirdness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here in Japan. They've finally gotten around to making it mandatory to list prices for all products (at any store or online service) inclusive of all taxes including sales tax, so you don't end up with a higher bill in the end. If it says 2,000 yen, it's 2,000 yen, not 2,000 yen + 5% sales tax + 1.5% whatever tax etc.

    8. Re:US weirdness by Hektor_Troy · · Score: 1

      That's because we're all a bunch of pinko commie liberals!

      Imagine the horror that would flow through the US if everyone could just look at their cellphone plan and know that they'll be paying a minimum of say US$1,063 for the 8 GB iPhone3G including a 6 month subscription which has the following stipulations:

      Monthly subscription fee for the first six months: US$ 127.54
      Monthly subscription fee after the first six months: US$ 84.95
      Call charge for calling cellphones with the same provider: US$ 0.00/minute
      Call charge for calling any landline phone: US$ 0.00/minute
      Outgoing charge for every attempted call, successfull or not: US$0.00
      300 calling minutes per month to any other cellphone included
      Call charge after this: US$ 0.21/minute - calculated per second
      300 MB data traffic per month (3G/Edge)
      Data charge after this: US$ 0.27/MB
      Cost per SMS sent: US$ 0.00

      All prices includes sales tax and stolen from the Danish provider Telia

      I mean - the horror of being able to know what you'll be paying. That's only for commies and anti capitalist, anti free market liberals!

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    9. Re:US weirdness by dysfunct · · Score: 1

      In Austria (and Germany afaik) it's basically the same as in the sibling post. If it says it costs EUR x, then that's what you'll have to pay and nothing more, never mind whether it's a cell phone contract or a cheese burger. If there's any surcharges or the quote is without taxes (which is rare) it has to be mentioned explicitly. The only exception are business-oriented product where prices are given without taxes because businesses often don't have to pay those. Many places even don't list applicable taxes apart from VAT and just include them in the final price.

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    10. Re:US weirdness by the_other_chewey · · Score: 1
      Speaking for Germany, Austria and France here (I don't know about the situation in other EU countries):

      Is that because the price is posted including a VAT tax (meaning that you can't tell how much of the cost is the product or service and how much is the tax)?

      Yes. It includes all other fees as well. Prices have to be stated as the final number you will actually have to pay.

      Or are the taxes stated separately?

      Also yes. The amount of VAT is always stated at the end of a bill or receipt. As percentage and as amount. By law as well.
      There's no reason it should be one OR the other, is there?

    11. Re:US weirdness by xaxa · · Score: 1

      You can't tell (and you can't avoid it anyway!), but most people know the standard VAT rate (17.5% in the UK). Where someone might be interested in the cost without tax (e.g. businesses and schools don't pay it) two figures are given. On a normal receipt the amount of VAT paid is given at the end.

      Some things are taxed at other rates, like essential food and children's clothes (0%) and some kinds of fuel (5%).

      Some things have extra, non-VAT taxes (e.g. petrol, alcohol) and they're always included in the price.

      It does make it very easy to compare prices in a shop. For example, I think crisps (potato chips) are taxed at 17.5% (as they're not essential food), but cakes are taxed at 0% (essential food!). The sticker price will be directly comparable, with no surprises at the checkout.

    12. Re:US weirdness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know it's nearly a week late (I've been overseas for over a month), but shit, given the choice between having no idea what something is really going to cost, and having no idea what proportion of the price is tax (which isnt really true because it's nearly constant across the board in sane countries), I'd opt for knowing how much it's going to cost me any day. does it really matter how much of what you pay is tax? and is knowing so important that you're happy not knowing the true total cost until it's rung up at the till? seems like the same retarded logic that keeps amerika using their bs imperial measurements system

  13. Eliminate Component Based Pricing by omegashenron · · Score: 4, Insightful

    When traveling to California last year, that was one thing that I really didn't like - how prices are quoted exclusive of tax.

    In Australia, the price quoted has to be the price that is paid by the consumer - the airline industry recently got into trouble for not doing this i.e advertising cheap fares exclusive of the fuel levy, tax and other surcharges.

    In addition to this, the amount of tax that was charge very often ends up on the receipt so businesses can use it to calculate their GST credits etc

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    1. Re:Eliminate Component Based Pricing by larkost · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is done all across the US, and the main reason is that the taxes you are going to pay depend on where you buy the product. And not just depending on what state (but that is the biggest difference), but also depending on the particular city. So any advertising would have to take that into account making national campains would be unworkable.

      So rather than that everything is adversised without taxes.

    2. Re:Eliminate Component Based Pricing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish more people understood what you just said. Especially those that knee-jerk "OMFG Europe is SOOO MUCH BETTER because we do it differently."

    3. Re:Eliminate Component Based Pricing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      This is done all across the US, and the main reason is that the taxes you are going to pay depend on where you buy the product. And not just depending on what state (but that is the biggest difference), but also depending on the particular city.

      You have municipal sales taxes?

      So any advertising would have to take that into account making national campains would be unworkable.

      Boo @#$%^&* hoo. That's a cost of doing business.

    4. Re:Eliminate Component Based Pricing by LeRandy · · Score: 1
      Except, we're not talking about a national advertising campaign here. We're talking about a specific sale where the ZIP code is known.

      Thing I don't understand in the US is why the prices on the shelf-tickets (or their electronic equivalents) aren't required to include all applicable taxes.
      I can see why it would be difficult to include those on an advertising billboard, because as you rightly say, taxes change from city to city. However, the billing system or Point-of-Sale computer CAN calculate the price inclusive of local taxes. There is, therefore, no excuse for the shelf ticket or final offer price not to be shown inclusive of all relevant taxes and fees. It inspires consumer confidence, as a shopper can add up the contents of the basket in his head, and work out the total price he will pay, without having to uplift it to account for taxes.

    5. Re:Eliminate Component Based Pricing by jfruhlinger · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've been told that this is actually a deliberate aspect of the U.S.'s generally tax-suspicious culture. In essence, you are supposed to know just how much you pay in taxes on purchases, so that you get worked up about it and resist increases and push for decreases. If the tax were invisible, it would be less ofa political issue.

    6. Re:Eliminate Component Based Pricing by LeRandy · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Which is one of the reasons why it is law in Europe [to show inclusive prices]. Retailers don't get a choice.

      There is nothing to stop retailers from giving the detailed breakdown on the bill or receipt, or even showing both prices on the shelf ticket, but the inclusive price must be shown.

      That way, retailers get to say "but that much is tax", and companies can use the receipts to claim their taxes back (companies are not liable to sales tax), but the average consumer doesn't get any surprises at the check-out.

      In the case of a contract for service, I would be very reluctant to pay for something that wasn't spelled out at contract negotiation. As it is, the service provider is legally obliged to collect the tax on behalf of the government, but I would still say it forms part of the contractually agreed payment sum, and thus you should be entitled to, at the very least, the formula by which they are calculated, and their current rates (particularly levies which are kept by the provider and not passed on to the govt.)

    7. Re:Eliminate Component Based Pricing by srjh · · Score: 1

      Australia is in Europe now?

    8. Re:Eliminate Component Based Pricing by gronofer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Except, we're not talking about a national advertising campaign here. We're talking about a specific sale where the ZIP code is known.

      Thing I don't understand in the US is why the prices on the shelf-tickets (or their electronic equivalents) aren't required to include all applicable taxes. I can see why it would be difficult to include those on an advertising billboard, because as you rightly say, taxes change from city to city. However, the billing system or Point-of-Sale computer CAN calculate the price inclusive of local taxes. There is, therefore, no excuse for the shelf ticket or final offer price not to be shown inclusive of all relevant taxes and fees. It inspires consumer confidence, as a shopper can add up the contents of the basket in his head, and work out the total price he will pay, without having to uplift it to account for taxes.

      You are saying that you can't even see the final price before accepting the final authorisation to bill your credit card/whatever? I wouldn't be happy with that.

    9. Re:Eliminate Component Based Pricing by wvmarle · · Score: 1

      When it comes to advertising prices, the rest of the world is doing it better indeed. I have never, ever seen prices advertised ex. taxes (except air fares) anywhere in Europe, in and out of the EU, nor in Asia. And if it were excluding surcharge, this was always published, e.g. "10% service charge and 5% government taxes apply" for a hotel bill.

      So sorry AC, it's the USA that is to blame here, really.

    10. Re:Eliminate Component Based Pricing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly.
      Australia rocks in this regard. 10% flat goods and services tax for almost all items on the market.

      Having said that you obviously have extra tax on stuff like alcohol and tobacco, etc. But even then you always pay what is on the label.

      I don't understand why the US doesn't do this. Surely if I want to buy something that is $2, it should be $2, not $2 plus 16 cents in tax and 2 cents in surcharge...

      Bah. It's bollocks.

    11. Re:Eliminate Component Based Pricing by LeRandy · · Score: 1

      That's what the OP was saying.

    12. Re:Eliminate Component Based Pricing by KC1P · · Score: 1

      I absolutely agree that that's annoying. But just to state the not-quite-obvious, it may be legally *required* to be this way. At least in New York, state law requires that sales tax be itemized separately (there are special cases, like gasoline or vending machines) because apparently they have a bug up their ass about making sure the customer always *knows* when they're paying state sales tax (and doesn't get the impression that there simply is no sales tax). I suppose this all makes it easier for the state to notice vendors who don't seem to be collecting sales tax (like every junk yard I've ever been to).

      What really irritates me with phone plans is when they add surcharges that *aren't* taxes. I don't even see how that's legal. It's like those frickin' Ticketmaster "convenience" fees -- if it's not a tax, and there's no way to get out of paying it no matter what you do, then it's part of the *price*. But they quote some totally made-up price because they know we're a bunch of sheep and will blindly pay $100+ a year extra in miscellaneous fees with generic names.

    13. Re:Eliminate Component Based Pricing by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

      When it comes to advertising prices, the rest of the world is doing it better indeed.

      But there's a tradeoff: we can't do a EU-wide marketing campaigns which include prices due to different VAT rates. Not that we ever could with all the different languages, currencies and local media (most target one state or language region, only few all of Europe).

    14. Re:Eliminate Component Based Pricing by musicmaker · · Score: 1

      You think Americans are that smart? Most of them don't seem to care that most of their taxes for the last few years have been paying for the Armed Services to imprison and kill Iraqis, fly around whoever the government picks up to foreign countries to be tortured, and yet not to pay for veteran's health care, the very people that sacrificed their good health to defend our freedom. Yet the man who wants to continue pissing away America's vast wealth is considered a close contender for the presidency.

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    15. Re:Eliminate Component Based Pricing by NateTech · · Score: 1

      But it's not true.

      A normal transaction is finished when the clerk announces your total price (always higher than just the item's purchase price, due to taxes), and asks for your payment.

      That price always includes all of the taxes. If you decide at that point the taxes are too high, you simply decline and walk away.

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    16. Re:Eliminate Component Based Pricing by LeRandy · · Score: 1
      Except, in the case of a contract for phone service, which is what the OP is talking about, you are legally bound to the contract by that point. I'm sure there's some weasel-words in AT&T's standard terms that says something along the lines of "I agree to pay the specified monthly rate, along with any associated levies and taxes".

      He is essentially saying that he could not get AT&T to give him the price INCLUSIVE of ALL taxes and fees, on a fixed-rate monthly plan, before his bill turned up in the mail. At the point that the bill arrives, he will have already used the service, and likely be contractually bound to pay the fees for 18-24 months.

      As an aside, I still think the checkout is too late of a stage for the inclusive prices to be shown to you -- if there's a huge queue of people behind you, you have essentially reached the point of no-return when the operator asks you for payment. Technically you could walk away, but in reality that would be socially unacceptable in many cases. And heaven forbid you say "actually I don't want these two items after all", given the ease of accessing a supervisor to deduct the items from the bill (at least in my experience, you can add 5 minutes to your checkout time for that alone). It's worth noting also that people from other states/cities may well not be able to predict the final price -- although the sales taxes are a matter of public record, it's impossible to know all the applicable taxes for everywhere, so it hurts tourists and migrant workers particularly.

      The problem is, things get worse if there are differentials in the sales tax rates, say for luxury and essential items. Most consumers would not be able to look in their trolley and say which items are liable to a higher rate of taxes, which means they can't predict their checkout price, and certainly could not predict "if I remove this item, will I have enough money to buy the rest?" From personal experience, I have had to survive for periods when I've got £8 to last a week (for groceries and essentials), and therefore I have gone round the shop, totting up the prices of everything I need so I can work out whether I can afford it or not. I don't have to ask a checkout assistant to run up the total so I can find out the actual price to pay. Although if I lived in the US I probably would, just to spite the supermarkets.

    17. Re:Eliminate Component Based Pricing by NateTech · · Score: 1

      Tell them you won't sign any contract until they give you a full price. If they won't do it, turn them in to your state Attorney General.

      Who gives a shit about "social acceptability"? You're the customer. You don't pay, they don't win.

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    18. Re:Eliminate Component Based Pricing by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      In Australia, the price quoted has to be the price that is paid by the consumer

      In most of the world with high sales tax (sorry, VAT/GST), the pretax price is just not even close to the final price paid. It would just be nonsensical to quote a pre-tax price.

      For instance, let's say you were going to visit Denmark where the VAT is 25%. Why would you quote a price of 75 Euros when the final price is going to be 100 Euros? It's just not even close.

      In the US, it's a legitimate question of whether to display pretax or post-tax pricing. For instance, where I live sales tax is 2%. A $75 item will cost $76.50 when rung up. Annoying? Perhaps, but it at least the price tag makes some approximation of what the final price will be.

      Personally, I'd prefer the price posted to be the price paid, but I still like that the tax is itemized on the receipt. In the US, we hate taxes, so it's important to remind people when they are being taxed.

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  14. Who cares? by HairyCanary · · Score: 2

    Really? If you can afford $75/month, you can afford it with taxes. I can see their point for not wanting to give out numbers on this, because of the variables involved. Plus, if they try to quote you a "with taxes cost" then you might try to hold them to that figure. Better to just sidestep it and let you figure out the taxes yourself, like you would have to with any other purpose that is taxed.

    FWIW, I paid $62.96 last month on my iPhone $60/month plan, and $63.42 the month before that. So extrapolate from there, and for a $75/month plan budget $80 and you'll be close enough.

    1. Re:Who cares? by King_TJ · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I strongly disagree! When you're talking about a month after month fee that you'll likely be paying for as long as 24 months straight, even an extra $10 quickly becomes an extra $240 you're paying in that time period. Unless you're independently wealthy or something, that's not just some "small change" worthy of just ignoring! That's about what I paid, total, for my original iPhone I bought off Apple's refurbished store.

      And the issue I have with AT&T is, I suspect their "taxes" also include a lot of dubious charges. Being a govt. regulated company, it seems it's easier for them to get approval for more funding through a new or increased tax than by actually getting FTC approval for a rate increase.

      I know I initially did the $79.99 per month plan, thinking like my old US Cellular plan that was priced about the same, I'd wind up paying around $85 after taxes. But somehow, AT&T wound up billing me more like $97 each month.

    2. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you live in a cheap area, as my $70 iPhone plan costs around $85/month in San Francisco. So yeah, the first time I saw that bill I was shocked.

    3. Re:Who cares? by NMerriam · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Better to just sidestep it and let you figure out the taxes yourself, like you would have to with any other purpose that is taxed.

      I don't know about you, but I don't buy anything else on which the tax is unknown by the seller, even though the seller is the one collecting it. When i buy something, they ring it up, the machine calculates the tax, and they tell me how much it is before I pay. The problem is that they're essentially telling you to sign a two year contract committing yourself to paying whatever bill they send you, but won't tell you what the bill will be.

      It would be very easy for ATT to push out a list to their stores every month in which they say what each price plan worked out to with taxes for each state or zip code in the past billing cycle, with a disclaimer that of course if taxes and fees change the amount will be different in the future.

      They just don't want to because they don't give a shit about customers or customer service, not because it's a difficult task or some mysteriously unknowable figure.

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    4. Re:Who cares? by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

      I signed up with Verizon
      price was 39.99. What do I
      pay now? 64.23.
      And that changes every freakin month.

    5. Re:Who cares? by maxume · · Score: 1

      If $10 a month and $120 a year are going to make or break your finances, you can't afford a $40 cell phone plan let alone a $75 dollar plan. You can probably manage to pay for it, but you can't afford it.

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    6. Re:Who cares? by straponego · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So you're saying that if you can afford $n, you can afford (1.1 * $n), no matter what n is; this means that you can afford infinity dollars.

      The other possibility is that, you know, some people have budgets; a dollar added to one item is a dollar they have to take from somewhere else, and therefore it is possible for something to be more expensive than it's worth.

      Sorry to come off all persnickety. It's just that if I could get my gf to pay a little more attention to numbers like this, I swear I'd have infinity dollars by now...

    7. Re:Who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heres the plan I got (ATT):

      #49.99 - phone plan
      $4.63 - Other Charges
      $4.81 - government feex and taxes
      $59.43 - total

      Heres what I get:
      1000 Minutes Daytime
      Unlimited Night
      Early Evenings (starts at like 6 or 7pm I think)
      No Long distance charges
      Free national coverage
      Unlimited inbound text messages

      I've had this plan for nearly 8 years. What I want to know is why has phone service gotten progressively more expensive over the years? Isn't this shit supposed to get less expensive?

    8. Re:Who cares? by toddestan · · Score: 1

      That's not the issue. The issue is advertising something as $75 per month when it fact it is $75+X per month and they won't even tell you the value of X. It's deceptive and anti-competitive.

      But hey, if you don't mind people tacking on an extra 5-20% onto your monthly bills, I'm sure there are lots of places willing to do business with you.

    9. Re:Who cares? by HairyCanary · · Score: 1

      You extrapolated beyond what I said. Yes, I did say you can afford 1.1 * $n. I did not, however, say you could apply that indefinitely. Stay grounded in reality, please, no need to go all hypothetical ;-).

    10. Re:Who cares? by HairyCanary · · Score: 1

      Also, I should point out I said to budget $80 for the $75/month plan. I have a budget, and this is exactly what I do. If you have to have your budget figured down to the minimum dollars and cents for everything, you're doing it wrong. Budget in round numbers, and as conservatively as possible, because it always costs more than you think it will.

    11. Re:Who cares? by HairyCanary · · Score: 1

      I think perhaps AT&T has a legitimate point in that it changes every month. Perhaps you can challenge that as not a valid practice, but it fits reality like it or not. My bill this month is $0.01 more than last month, which as I mentioned in my original post was different from the month before.

    12. Re:Who cares? by gmor · · Score: 1

      The problem is that they're essentially telling you to sign a two year contract committing yourself to paying whatever bill they send you, but won't tell you what the bill will be.

      It's actually a bit more complicated than that, as I found when I shopped last fall for a major carrier:

      • Verizon seemed to have the best agreement; it allowed me to cancel (within 60 days of notice) without early termination fees for any billing change that would cause a material adverse effect on me--including any tax they were not required to pass to the consumer but did anyway. I cancelled mostly due to their locked-down phones, their anti-consumer attitude, and their anti-openness lobbying; but when they chose to pass to me an increased state tax it was a last straw and get-out-of-ETF-free card.
      • As I recall, Sprint's agreement was similar to Verizon's, but specifically allowed them to increase text message fees without limit, and you would have no recourse. When I see their material adverse effect clause now, it seems that they've removed that exception to be equivalent to Verizon standards (but you must cancel within 30 days of when higher rates take effect).
      • When AT&T raises any fees, you may cancel without ETF (within 30 days of first affected bill), except for a change in how much tax they wish to pass to you (in which case you have no recourse).
      • T-Mobile's terms are the worst: they say you can cancel without ETF (within 30 days of notice) only if the advertised monthly charge changes, but they can change any "fees" arbitrarily!

      I ended up going with T-Mobile's prepaid FlexPay account, which is the same price as the normal one but without the 2-year unbounded risk and without subsidized phones.

    13. Re:Who cares? by straponego · · Score: 1

      Okay, if I'd read that at first, I'd have completely agreed-- with the caveat that you probably need to add 30% to any telco bill.

      And, to be honest, I could tell you probably knew better. I just see so many first approximations taken literally, these days, that I'm very leery of them. For example... something I've heard from from many sources, which could be confused for what you said... I've been told many times that we need conserve nothing, because today's garbage is tomorrow's energy. That's right, to hell with thermodynamics. It's true-- in a naive, first-glance sense, just like what you said. But I think it's destructive overall.

      Anyway. Best regards...

    14. Re:Who cares? by RodgerDodger · · Score: 1

      Get a better consumer regulation agency. Everywhere else, companies are required to advertise what you actually pay; the companies themselves then ensure that stupid variable-by-the-month taxes aren't passed.

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    15. Re:Who cares? by Wellington+Grey · · Score: 1

      if I could get my gf to pay a little more attention to numbers like this, I swear I'd have infinity dollars by now...

      Let me give you some advice right now: it's easier to switch girlfriends than to get one who doesn't care about budgets to care about them.

      Just a thought,

      -Grey

    16. Re:Who cares? by Mr.+Jerry · · Score: 1

      Really? If you can afford $75/month, you can afford it with taxes.

      I don't really agree with that logic.. If you can afford 75, can you afford 80.. then if you can afford 80, can you afford 85? 90... 95? etc.. to infinity

    17. Re:Who cares? by maxume · · Score: 1

      It's the issue being talked about in the first paragraph of the post I replied to.

      I use a carrier that doesn't require a contract and builds the fees into their monthly and per minute charges, so guess what, I do mind people tacking on an extra 5-20% onto monthly bills, and I don't do business with them where I can avoid it.

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    18. Re:Who cares? by NMerriam · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think perhaps AT&T has a legitimate point in that it changes every month. Perhaps you can challenge that as not a valid practice, but it fits reality like it or not.

      Nobody is claiming AT&T should have psychic powers or warranty their customers against future changes outside their control. But expecting AT&T to provide *past* and *current* information for the sake of the customer making a more informed decision is perfectly reasonable. If they can't tell you what the taxes were on a given price plan last month, its because they don't care about informing the customer, not because it's a difficult piece of information for the company to provide. If your bill changes by $.01 every month, I'd guess that's just a rounding difference -- hardly something beyond their ability to explain in advance or include in the price information (or even eliminate if it bothers a lot of customers).

      For all the similarities between phone companies and cable monopolies, my local cable company was able to tell me in seconds what my monthly bills would be including taxes and surcharges when I asked them about it while signing up. Of course they said it will be *around* this amount, not an exact to-the-penny guaranteed bill, but they broke down how much of the extra was for each tax or fee and then I had a sense of what might go up in the future.

      Phone companies disclaim nearly everything they advertise about coverage, service availability and quality, the idea that they can't figure out how to disclaim future tax changes or accounting changes from any information they provide is absurd.

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    19. Re:Who cares? by oldhack · · Score: 1

      Really? If you can afford $75/month, you can afford it with taxes. I can see their point for not wanting to give out numbers on this, because of the variables involved. Plus, if they try to quote you a "with taxes cost" then you might try to hold them to that figure. Better to just sidestep it and let you figure out the taxes yourself, like you would have to with any other purpose that is taxed.

      What this guy's saying is: "just bend over, you can apply the vaseline yourself."

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    20. Re:Who cares? by Rich0 · · Score: 1

      You extrapolated beyond what I said. Yes, I did say you can afford 1.1 * $n. I did not, however, say you could apply that indefinitely.

      Nope, but mathematicians for hundreds of years have.

      Given:

      1. Customer can afford $n.
      2. If customer can afford $n then he can afford $n+1.

      Then customer can afford anything. The same principle would apply with multiplication - it just takes less time to get to infinity (whatever that means). :)

      It has to extend indefinitely - or not at all. You say that if somebody can afford $10 he can afford $11, but that if he can afford $11 he can't necessarily afford $12.10. So, if he can afford $80, can he or can't he afford $88, or does that depend on whether you happened to run the calculation on $80/1.1?

    21. Re:Who cares? by rantingkitten · · Score: 1

      You make a fair point, but really, if a few dollars here and there is going to break the bank, maybe your shiny pretty iPhone wasn't the wisest financial move in the first place.

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    22. Re:Who cares? by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

      Really? If you can afford $75/month, you can afford it with taxes.

      Who said anything about what I can afford? I could afford $75 or even a lot more than that, but I choose a plan that is only $40/mo pretax because that is what I want to spend. What I can afford has nothing to do with it.

      I can see their point for not wanting to give out numbers on this, because of the variables involved. Plus, if they try to quote you a "with taxes cost" then you might try to hold them to that figure.

      Yet somehow they manage to generate a bill each month that has my balance computed to the penny.

      Why can't my wireless carrier say, "As of 7/1/2008, this plan would cost you $xx.xx inclusive of all taxes and surcharges. That number is subject to change with changes in telecommunication regulations."?

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  15. AT&T's customer service is awful anyway by sokoban · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I went in the other day to get an iPhone and change my plan that I've had for several years and they were surly as hell.

    The guy who was waiting on me kept just walking away for a couple minutes at a time and wouldn't answer anything straight.

    He wouldn't say when they were getting another shipment other than to say they could put me on a waiting list if I paid in full today and then it would be one to two weeks.

    He never really looked me in the eyes and kept mumbling when I would talk to him.

    Most questions were answered with "I don't know" and then when it came down to it, I had to dial 611 to change over my service because I was an old customer.

    I still want to get an iPhone because it really is the perfect device for me and my mac based household, but I wish I had an Apple Store near me where I could have at least gotten decent customer service.

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    1. Re:AT&T's customer service is awful anyway by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      The ATT stores don't give a crap. If you have an Apple store close by, you should hit them up. I've had nothing but great experiences with them.

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    2. Re:AT&T's customer service is awful anyway by no-body · · Score: 1

      Only AT&T?

      A-N-Y customer service nowadays has degraded - they got outsourced to another country and they get most likely paid by the number of calls processed.

      One method is to start yelling and screaming i. e. getting loud and sound frustrated - with people in India, where many call centers are located, they are not able to handle "loudness" well and chances are high that your call gets advanced to a better trained rep. Another method is to state that there is a communication problem or there is no progress in this issue and request to talk to a manager.

      Quest is another hit!
      If one uses their web email customer interface and types in a message with all the other "credentials" names, street addresses and what else have you (can't check right now - all tabs bring "Sorry, page not available") then send it off only to get all your message sent back in an email and asked to call or chat with them - and yes - they are an ISP as well!!!

      And - call centers are changing a lot - getting a few cents more from another Co. - canceling and changing over right away. All contributes to more effort on customer side to get needed information.

    3. Re:AT&T's customer service is awful anyway by maxume · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've had nothing but great customer service from American Express (and I have barely needed it over quite a few years), and the people that I have dealt with for ETrade (go with Ameritrade for a discount broker, they have more consistent pricing, or just go with Vanguard or Fidelity) have clearly been in India much of the time, but they have been competent and I didn't have any trouble understanding them. The people I have dealt with for both Geico and Ameriprise were helpful and competent.

      A lot of it sucks, but there are companies that are somewhat better.

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    4. Re:AT&T's customer service is awful anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      still want to get an iPhone because...

      Doesn't matter why. You swallow their sh*t and are still their customer.

      NEXT!

      .

    5. Re:AT&T's customer service is awful anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I still want to get an iPhone because it really is the perfect device for me

      Why? I paid $50 extra on my plan 3 years ago for a cell phone that's given me absolutely no problems. It can text, take pictures, and surf(though I'm fine with only checking emails and whatnot when home). I don't understand this urge some people have in getting an iPhone(or any new shiny plastic toy) to the extreme that they'd camp outside stores to pay 5x the price. What would you get out of it?

    6. Re:AT&T's customer service is awful anyway by NateTech · · Score: 1

      Calling Qwest an ISP is like calling McDonalds a restaurant.

      Both are correct, but it loses something somewhere along the way.

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    7. Re:AT&T's customer service is awful anyway by NateTech · · Score: 1

      When you're in customer service, your competition is everyone else who's ever provided service to that person.

      That's one of the built in laws of human nature about how people compare service offerings.

      I don't care if the products aren't related -- the human mind doesn't care. If you got a great person at Cisco yesterday and a prick at McDonald's today -- you remember Cisco is good and take McDonalds down a notch in your head.

      And the next time you get service from a company, you rate them and put them above, below, or in-between those two in your mental list.

      (Actually you only remember the really good and the really bad, over the long haul, and anything that bucks the trend from that service provider -- either good or bad -- raises your attention.

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  16. I hate AT&T by 31415926535897 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This doesn't have to do with cell phones, but it does have to do with AT&T. About 2 or 3 years ago I got a landline phone plan with them that was unlimited local and long distance for $40 per month. It was more expensive than a place like Vonage, but I really wanted the physical land line. I got my first bill and it was $52, and there were no setup fees in there. They had managed to pack in $12, or 30%, of taxes, fees, surcharges, cost recovery (what the hell, isn't that the point of charging the first price to begin with), 911 fees, etc. So I immediately switched to VOIP. I have to say that these phone companies suck, and I cannot believe that they can't give you an all-in number.

    1. Re:I hate AT&T by v1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      assuming they don't mark up any of the charges on the bill (kinda shows if you mark up the tax) they have to put "profit" in there somewhere. The recovery cost looks like their margin in disguise.

      As for why they don't roll it all into one number, the govt requires them to spell out most of the things that go into the bill, so they have nowhere to hide the profit at. So there it is.

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    2. Re:I hate AT&T by Marc_Hawke · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Qwest did this to me:

      I was paying between 75-80 dollars a month on my phone bill. (DSL is included in that.) I talked with the Qwest guy and they looked at my long-distance spending. It was a 'per minute' thing and ranged from 17-22 dollars. He said that I could get an unlimited plan for $15, and have a fixed rate.

      So we talked about it, he had to sign me up for a 'packager' to get that plan, but he said the total would come to $75.

      I talked to the salesman, while holding the bill said, I'm paying $75 a month now, can you assure me that's what this new one is? He ran the numbers again. "YUP."

      So, he had to call the guy at the computer to set it all up. Before they finalized it, the guy at the computer totalled everything up and once again said "$75".

      So, when I got my next bill and it was 85$ I was a little confused, but figured it was transfer fees. (I attempted to read it several times, but couldn't) Next month's bill came and it was $92.

      So, I called, and the technician ran the phone and said that my features come to $75...PLUS fee's and taxes, and so I should expect the bill to be between $80 and $90 a month.

      I had been lied to by both of the salesman (surprise!!) in concert. So I asked about going back to what I had before, and of course, that was impossible, because those features weren't offered anymore.

      Now I'm stuck with a bill that's about $5/month more than it was before, and just waiting for an oppurtunity to get service some other way (lovely monopolies these.)

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    3. Re:I hate AT&T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so there it is folks. hard core facts from an employee.

      or some such.

    4. Re:I hate AT&T by Cramer · · Score: 1

      Cost recovery fees are simply ways to get around regulated pricing. They cannot (easily) change the charge per line, but they can easily add "cost recovery fees" to your bill.

      And don't fall for the "Universal Service" BS, either. Phone companies collect that money and keep it. It doesn't go anywhere but their own pockets. I'm pretty sure they collect more in fees than they spend providing universal service. (not that anyone can ever know.)

    5. Re:I hate AT&T by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      So I immediately switched to VOIP. I have to say that these phone companies suck, and I cannot believe that they can't give you an all-in number.

      A few years back I changed my business line to Speakeasy VOIP. It was actually more expensive than dealing with PacBell/SBC/AT&T, but I was glad to pay the difference just to NEVER DEAL WITH THEIR PHONE COMPANY BULLSHIT AGAIN. Not that I'm bitter or anything.

    6. Re:I hate AT&T by Scudsucker · · Score: 1

      Why not threaten to sue their asses into the ground, or at least file complaints with your state AG and local regulatory bodies?

    7. Re:I hate AT&T by CyprusBlue113 · · Score: 1

      Generally its not the RBOCs that clean up on the USF slush fund, but the small to medium independents.

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    8. Re:I hate AT&T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm trying to figure out how you got an AT&T landline so cheap!
      I have the cheapest plan I could get (pay-per-play "long distance") which was advertised at $24/month. I pay a full $20 in addition to that every month for taxes and surcharges.

      My dad just switched to Vonage and I think I'll be doing the same very soon.

    9. Re:I hate AT&T by Phroggy · · Score: 1

      Definitely file a complaint with the local PUC.

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  17. My 2c as a former Sprint retail employee by aztektum · · Score: 5, Informative

    The answer is: They honestly have no idea. They're trained to say what corporate tells them.

    Training typically focuses on trying to sell you on gizmo features and plan upgrades. They simply ARE NOT given that sort of info and, in my experience, the people that work these jobs are not the type to go the extra mile to figure it out or in some cases don't want to say the wrong thing and have an angry customer come back and throw the phone at them (seen it happen over the most marginal shit.)

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    1. Re:My 2c as a former Sprint retail employee by strabes · · Score: 5, Interesting

      That is definitely true for T-Mobile as well. The main difference is that whenever I call T-mobile their reps seem to be 20-something flirty females. I've asked questions about how much plans cost and when our contract expires, etc, and it seems like they'll do anything to get you to stay. One time I called to ask when my family's contract expires, and the girl immediately started telling me about how we just became eligible for free phones and such. I was sort of surprised so I asked her how long we had been eligible and she hesitated for a moment and then said "uuhh like a week." She definitely made that up.

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    2. Re:My 2c as a former Sprint retail employee by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You don't think that T-Mobile is kicking customer retention into high gear because people are leaving for ATT+iPhone, maybe? That's what it sounds like to me. Like how you can get your APR lowered on a credit card by hinting that you're considering to cancel your card...

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    3. Re:My 2c as a former Sprint retail employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      that's why I go to car toy's. or another 3rd party retailer, they actually tell you this kind of stuff.

    4. Re:My 2c as a former Sprint retail employee by mattwarden · · Score: 5, Funny

      whenever I call T-mobile their reps seem to be 20-something flirty females. ... it seems like they'll do anything to get you to stay

      Holy shit do I have the wrong carrier

    5. Re:My 2c as a former Sprint retail employee by strabes · · Score: 1

      Yeah I think that's exactly what they're doing. When I asked when our contract expired the girl asked me why we were thinking of canceling, and I said our family was thinking about getting iPhones and switching to AT&T. Apparently she had a whole response prepared for the iPhone thing, because she began telling me about how T-mobile has cool phones with features comparable to the iPhone, and then went into the thing about how we just had become eligible for free phones, etc.

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    6. Re:My 2c as a former Sprint retail employee by antibryce · · Score: 1, Redundant

      The main difference is that whenever I call T-mobile their reps seem to be 20-something flirty females.

      man forget the iphone, I'm switching to t-mobile!

    7. Re:My 2c as a former Sprint retail employee by kesuki · · Score: 2, Informative

      sales reps can always make you eligible for new phones, the catch? your contract gets extended from the END of your existing contract. if laws get changed to the point where companies can't do that, then of course sales reps won't be able to make you eligible for new phones.

      it is a little counter intuitive though, if they didn't give you a new free phone all the time, wouldn't they make more money off you if you stayed with them without getting a new phone? although, if you're upgrading to a phone that has more features (read more stuff to bill for) it does make sense, since even if you get basic, you'll pay more than you were with phone without the fancy features.

    8. Re:My 2c as a former Sprint retail employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work in retail sales for phones right now and while I cant pull up a magic sheet and tell you exactly what taxes and fees are I can certainly give them a damn close guess. Simply telling you "cant do that" is not helpful in anyway. Ontop of that Ive found that 99% of people are okay if you tell them "this isnt exact, but this is my best guess". They understand and if its off by one or two dollars thats okay, it still is an attempt to answer their question instead of just saying "Thats impossible"

    9. Re:My 2c as a former Sprint retail employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have T-Mobile and always flirt back with the customer reps. In fact, late at night when I'm horny instead of calling a sex line, I just call T-Mobile and give them my cell phone number. Saves so much money.

    10. Re:My 2c as a former Sprint retail employee by RodgerDodger · · Score: 1

      I don't know about phone companies, but I have seen this with banking & insurance companies - the front desk staff don't get trained in all the loopholes. This allows the company to reserve good deals for valued customers (or to throw as bait at customers who are leaving), while allowing the front desk staff to be totally sincere as they try to find you "the best deal".

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    11. Re:My 2c as a former Sprint retail employee by kchrist · · Score: 1

      That's interesting. I bought an iPhone a few days ago and I was just commenting to someone the other day that when I called T-Mobile last week to ask if I needed to do anything before porting my number over to AT&T, the rep was extremely helpful and didn't make the slightest move toward "retention". He answered my question, asked if there was anything else I needed, and that was it. I was all prepared to fend off the sharks and was a little shocked when I didn't find any.

    12. Re:My 2c as a former Sprint retail employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The provider's customer support line should be able to calculate that using the subscriber's address. Also, let's not forget that a lot of the additional fees are "FCC allowed", not "FCC mandated", and are simply a way to raise the cost of having the account without making the customer realize that what they're paying is really for their service and not a tax of some sort.
       
      I have personally had this problem with Globalcom, a Chicago area CLEC. I signed a 3 year contract for a PRI line at one of my facilities, and it was guaranteed that the loop charge would be $300 per month for the duration of the contract. Suddenly, about a year and a half into the contract, my bill jumped up by about $40 per month, with the cause being fees listed as FCC charges. I compared notes with some friends of mine who run CLECs elsewhere, and it turns out that they were interconnect recovery fees that were *allowed* but not *mandated* by the FCC. This means that Globalcom used the guise of FCC fees to raise my bill in violation of the contract.

    13. Re:My 2c as a former Sprint retail employee by Longstaff · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Not at all. I've been a T-Mobile customer for well over 5 years. They've always had great customer service and retention. A (long) while back I wanted to upgrade from my old v60 to the T610. AT&T was giving away the T610 (T616 actually, same phone though) for free with a new contract. T-Mobile was selling it for $50 to new customers and $100 for existing customers (that's after the new contract discount). I called them out on it, told them how ridiculous that was and that I wanted the T610 for free from them, just like AT&T was offering, or I would simply walk over to AT&T and get it there. Instantly, the rep said "I can't do that - it's in the system at a set price....but I CAN give you the next 3 months of service free, which works out to be a little more than the cost of the phone..."

      They're in it to make money just like everybody else and they'll do what they can to get it. The thing I like about them is the fact that they seem to understand that keeping their customers is cheaper than getting new ones - so they actually TRY to treat their customer well.

      They have an entire division dedicated to working with phones that they "don't support" (like the China-Mobile firmware Motorola e680i I had for a while). I've had support techs refuse to get off the line until my Linux laptop was GPRS tethering properly off that same "unsupported" phone. Add all that up and it becomes a little bit clear why I've stayed with them for so long.

    14. Re:My 2c as a former Sprint retail employee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And with a helpful attitude like that, you'll never last long in retail. Seriously, my old boss offered hired someone with an attitude like yours. He was shopping, and the kid working the racks was quite helpful. End result, that kid is no longer working retail for his summer jobs.

      WTF are you doing working retail with a genuine work ethic? Are you horribly disfigured? Retarded?

    15. Re:My 2c as a former Sprint retail employee by NateTech · · Score: 1

      And thus, proof positive that if you hire good people, and treat them like morons -- your business suffers, because they end up looking like morons to your customers (or potential customers).

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    16. Re:My 2c as a former Sprint retail employee by NateTech · · Score: 1

      He saw your FICO score on his screen. Heh.

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  18. iPhone 3G hack is out! by alias420 · · Score: 3, Informative

    While this is a little off topic it does still deal with an AT&T 3G phone. iPhone Dev Team's PwnageTool 2.0 has been released to the public.

    1. Re:iPhone 3G hack is out! by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      And you still cannot purchase an iPhone without a 2 year contract for ATT.

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    2. Re:iPhone 3G hack is out! by geekboybt · · Score: 1

      And you can still use it for one month and cancel after that, paying the ETF. If you want the phone, you'll pay that much, since that (sans the one month of usage) is what the phone is actually worth, right?

  19. US Wireless Taxes by sjbe · · Score: 5, Informative

    Are there any other taxes for cell phones in the US which are directly charged to the consumer?

    Yes there are various excise taxes levied on cell phone bills. The federal government as well as state and local government each levy their own taxes on wireless communications. This is a slightly outdated listing of taxes by state. For the most part it is a "because we can" sort of tax courtesy of our elected officials.

    1. Re:US Wireless Taxes by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      I know that I have to pay sales tax every month on my ATT wireless bill.

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  20. AT&T $20/month unlimited prepaid 3G data by jorel314 · · Score: 1, Informative

    My current mobile solution:
    - Get the cheapest prepaid AT&T Phone
    - Add $20/month unlimited data plan to prepaid phone
    - Get unlocked Nokia N95-3
    - Put prepaid phone's SIM card in N95
    - Get fring or truphone for N95 to make calls
    - Use email, IM, or twitter instead of SMS

    http://www.mobile-weblog.com/50226711/att_offers_unlimited_prepaid_data.php

    1. Re:AT&T $20/month unlimited prepaid 3G data by jorel314 · · Score: 0

      Why was my comment marked off topic? It states an unlimited 3g data plan that is guaranteed to be $20 a month. Isn't that an answer to "Real-World 3G Monthly Cost With Taxes and Fees? "

  21. Real-World 3G Monthly Cost With Taxes and Fees? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've worked for carriers before and there are two reasons for this issue:
    1) taxes vary by your municipality not just zip code and are very complex. Also, the ordering systems and the billing systems are separate so the ordering system may not have the tax information. It may be that they only know when it actually gets to a bill (and then the first and second month will differ significantly) That said they should be able to estimate fees on a bill which is a solution we built for a company.
    2) Several of the government fees aren't actually government fees they are cost recovery fees which the telco's set themselves and add on saying they are to recovery fees for paperwork / compliance due to government regulations (which is really just a cost of doing business). They don't always like to talk about this (but do generally note the fact in fine print on your bill.)
    3) Due to the complications above some representatives are simply uncomfortable with taxes and fees and so avoid the question.

    Of course you could build a system that hooks into the tax system to answer this exact question so its not the greatest excuse, but typically not high on the level of importance versus the cost of implementation.

  22. Here's my t-mobile blackberry plan by sprintkayak · · Score: 2, Informative

    Different provider, different phone, different priced plan.  But, I figured this will turn into a general discussion of taxes on mobile service.
    I have a $30/month voice, $20/month data, and $5/month text plan.  I'm billed in Garden Grove, CA.

    Monthly Recurring Charges
        Item     Amount
        FP BB BIS MC from 7/17/08 to 8/16/08     19.99
        FP Nat'l Roaming from 7/17/08 to 8/16/08     -
        FlexPay 300 MC from 7/17/08 to 8/16/08     29.99
        Msg Bundle 400 MC from 7/17/08 to 8/16/08     4.99
        Monthly Recurring Charges     54.97

    Taxes, Fees and Surcharges
        Item     Amount
        Government Fees and Taxes
        Federal Universal Service Fund     0.77
        State Sales Tax     3.88
        City Utility Users Tax     3.23
        Local Sales Tax     1.49
        State 911     0.20
        County 911     0.50
        Regulatory Programs Fee*     0.86
        Taxes, Fees and Surcharges     10.93
        Total Charges     65.90

  23. My mileage DOES vary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I recently switched to AT&T. In the store, prior to executing the contract, I was provided a printed sheet of paper with my plan, estimated local taxes, fees, and my 15% monthly discount. My bill hasn't varied from that estimate by more than a dollar. Certainly, the OP just isn't talking to the right people or found a bad CSR.

  24. The shit sandwich question by jrothwell97 · · Score: 4, Informative

    I recall reading a comment here, not long ago, stating that dealing with mobile providers in the US was like 'choosing between shit sandwiches'. This, unfortunately, seems to reiterate that this is the case.

    Over here in the UK, things are a lot better. If you don't like customer service, you change network. Simple as. I switched from Tesco Mobile (poor customer service on O2's otherwise excellent network) to 3 earlier this year, and the process was quite painless. Am I right in saying that having mobiles on contract is more common in the USA which is what makes dealing with providers such a nightmare?

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    1. Re:The shit sandwich question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I right in saying that having mobiles on contract is more common in the USA which is what makes dealing with providers such a nightmare?

      You are correct, sir. There are far fewer opportunities to purchase current phones outright, and it always looks like a bad deal to do so anyway because of the subsidized contract price.

    2. Re:The shit sandwich question by greatgreygreengreasy · · Score: 1
      The 48 states and D.C. together have an area of 3,119,884.69 square miles (8,080,464.25 km^2).

      Its population density was 94.484 inhabitants/sq mi (36.48/km^2)

      United Kingdom 243,820 km^2, with 246ppl/km^2

      That's a big difference, and I doubt the UK companies could operate in the US, outside of major metropolitan areas, the way they do business there.

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    3. Re:The shit sandwich question by JerkBoB · · Score: 4, Informative

      Am I right in saying that having mobiles on contract is more common in the USA which is what makes dealing with providers such a nightmare?

      Yes. On this side of the puddle, phones are heavily subsidized... To the point that some phones are "free" with a 2-year contract.

      GSM is relatively new here (as in, it's not what we started with, unlike many other parts of the world), as well, and this makes things more complicated. If I have a Verizon Wireless (which, until the merger of AT&T and Cingular was the largest carrier) phone, I can't take it to any other provider, because VZW uses CDMA. T-Mobile and AT&T are GSM, but GSM coverage isn't nearly as widespread here. Once you're out in the sticks, if you've got a GSM phone, you're lucky to get service.

      We're in the stone-age here.

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    4. Re:The shit sandwich question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not rare in the UK either. Take a very good look at those mobile contracts.

    5. Re:The shit sandwich question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What has area got to do with switching from one network to another when customer service is bad?

    6. Re:The shit sandwich question by maxume · · Score: 1

      Population density over large areas isn't particularly relevant (No one cares all that much if their phone works in west Texas, except probably west Texans). Customers per infrastructure dollar is a lot more interesting, and it explains why areas with high population densities have much better service. In that context, the highly urbanized United States provides plenty of high customer density areas that should stimulate competition; clearly, our regulation is not customer oriented.

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    7. Re:The shit sandwich question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I really hate that explanation, because the phone companies always use it to explain their poor coverage.

      Look. If I'm out in the middle of nowhere, fine, I don't get a great signal or any at all. I can understand that.

      If I'm in a metropolitan area, using the excuse "the U.S. is a big place, it would be too expensive to cover it all" is bullshit. And yet this is what happens. There is crappy coverage in urban areas, which just can't be explained by anything other than that the phone companies are too cheap to anything but the bare minimum required to claim "we have coverage here".

    8. Re:The shit sandwich question by maxume · · Score: 1

      The CDMA GSM split has nothing to do with GSM being 'new' here. CDMA worked better as a retrofit, so Sprint, Verizon and Alltel were able to build bigger networks for less money than AT&T, Cingular and T-Mobile (And T-Mobile promptly gave up, exacerbating the situation).

      The spin-your-partner-round-and-round is that TDMA (which sits under the original GSM) is going away and GSM is headed towards a CDMA carrier.

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    9. Re:The shit sandwich question by mosherkl · · Score: 2, Interesting

      CDMA equipment is by and far more expensive than GSM (like almost 10x's more expensive....thanks Qualcomm). In fact, carriers such as US Cellular deployed TDMA (pre-GSM) after analog, and then switched to CDMA. CDMA is a more robust technology than GSM, which is why it give the appearance of better coverage in the sticks. It's also the reason GSM carriers have migrated to UMTS (which is simply wideband CDMA, or W-CDMA). And I think if you compare native coverage, you'll see that AT&T has coverage quite comparable to Alltel and VZW, and I highly doubt they've spent more money on building out their network compared to VZW.

    10. Re:The shit sandwich question by caladine · · Score: 3, Informative

      Mod parent up. CDMA is considerably better technology than GSM, for other reasons that just the TDMA carrier that GSM uses. CDMA is also considerably newer, so there's no stone age involved.
      GSM is an evolutionary dead end. What the European companies had to do was to swallow their pride and adopt an evolution of the CDMA model. They call this UMTS, but it's really just Wideband CDMA. They took CDMA, quadrupled the band size (to 5 MHz from 1.2288 MHz) and reversed a bunch of the bit definitions in the air interface (power control being the best example here) to avoid CDMA patents. The only part of GSM that was carried over was SIMs, which was a good choice. The lack of a SIM like device is my only gripe with CDMA.

    11. Re:The shit sandwich question by KidHash · · Score: 1

      Phones are heavily subsidised here as well, but in a much better way - almost every phone is free on an 18 month contract, and most are free on a 12 month contract. I got my N95 8GB, a phone certainly comparable to the iPhone, for free with a $80 equivalent contract, and that includes all taxes and whatever else.

    12. Re:The shit sandwich question by RzUpAnmsCwrds · · Score: 1

      GSM is relatively new here

      Uh, you mean like 1997? GSM is newer here than it is in Europe, but it's hardly "new".

      T-Mobile and AT&T are GSM, but GSM coverage isn't nearly as widespread here. Once you're out in the sticks, if you've got a GSM phone, you're lucky to get service.

      This used to be the case, but it isn't anymore. There are lots of minor regional GSM carriers (e.g. Union Wireless in Wyoming), and you can roam for free, so GSM coverage isn't a whole lot different from CDMA2000 coverage.

      We're in the stone-age here.

      I'll have to remember that the next time I'm playing with my 3G iPhone.

    13. Re:The shit sandwich question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (which, until the merger of AT&T and Cingular was the largest carrier)

      FYI... Verizon's merger with Alltel put it back on top as the largest carrier with "80 million wireless subscribers and cover approximately 290 million people making it the largest network in the country by area covered and number of subscribers." Source

    14. Re:The shit sandwich question by Ullteppe · · Score: 1

      The only party who "CDMA is a better technology for", is the carriers. CDMA allows them to squeeze in more voice channels than does GSM. For the end-customer, it doesn't matter. Better coverage? No way, there are sparsely populated countries in Europe with significantly better coverage than exists in the US. Of course, GSM actually meant that Europe had a digital cell phone network while US was still using the really stone-age AMPS.

    15. Re:The shit sandwich question by jimicus · · Score: 1

      It's not rare in the UK either. Take a very good look at those mobile contracts.

      I did.

      That's how I got out of an 18 month contract after only 4 months and got to keep the phone.

      I think it came as a bit of a surprise to my billing provider when I effectively pointed out that the contract worked both ways.

    16. Re:The shit sandwich question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I recall reading a comment here, not long ago, stating that dealing with mobile providers in the US was like 'choosing between shit sandwiches'.

      Being an election year, I'm inclined to opine that EVERYTHING here in the US is like choosing between shit sandwiches.

    17. Re:The shit sandwich question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's nothing that technologically bad about CDMA, it's just not the world standard.

      Also, the US's 'sticks' are about 100x bigger than Europe's 'sticks', so it's a lot harder to cover.

    18. Re:The shit sandwich question by maxume · · Score: 1

      I got the impression at some point that CDMA has better range, so the companies could reuse the leases for analog towers for CDMA, whereas they needed to acquire more leases for GSM...

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    19. Re:The shit sandwich question by Mana+Mana · · Score: 1

      Am I right in saying that having mobiles on contract is more common in the USA which is what makes dealing with providers such a nightmare?

      Yes. On this side of the puddle, phones are heavily subsidized... To the point ...

      Please stop with that myth.

      • My t-mobile 1 year contract expired in Aug 2006
      • I am contract free, but
      • If I change my plan more than once (do more than one "conversion" as they call it), I will be oput back on contract, AND I might NOT even be told about it. To wit, you are not warned beforehand. I found out by being paranoid and asking, posing this hypothetical and that hypothetical, etc.
      • IOW, it's summer and I am using less than 50 of my 1,000 anytime minutes and paying ~$56.00. If I change my plan now, but change it/raise it in the fall I will be *back on contract*. WTF! "Why would you try that, I would just leave you? 'Those are the rules, sir, now that YOU have asked.'"

      Furthermore did you know, that if spammers are hassling your line, stock texting spamming, etc., or your ex gf is hassling you, or some arse is hassling you you have to take it for changing your number is a conversion and will lock you into contract, extend your contract? Or, if you change your address that is another conversion and you could placed into a contract! On and on. It is a game that cell companies.

      So it is not about the "subsidized phone!" I did not want one, nor was one going to be offered to me if I hit one of these hidden, *untold* land mines. I even asked, "wait a minute, you telling me that if I had not asked that with 2 conversions you would have locked me into contract BUT you would not have OFFERED me a new cellphone? 'That is correct, sir.'

    20. Re:The shit sandwich question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Really? you only get CDMA service out in the sticks?? Down here in Mississippi, we only get GSM. if you have a CDMA phone, forget having service anywhere close to where I live. (we have a repeater to pull the signal into our house, but still. only AT&T and similar work.)

    21. Re:The shit sandwich question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's more like the "Corporate Greed-age"

  25. iPhone PwnageTool 2.0 is out!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    PwnageTool 2.0 for the iPhone has been released!!!

  26. just ask by Nivla · · Score: 5, Informative

    I work for AT&T. Maybe you are just asking the wrong questions. Every time I activate a new customer I give them a print out of exactly how their first months bill and normal monthly bills will break down. This print out is avalible through any AT&T vendor and is called a CSS (Customer Service Summary) This print out breaks down everything on you bill including rate plan, data, messaging, extra services ( insurance, roadside assistants ...) taxes and fees broken down by which entity is charging which fees and taxes. Any good sales person will present you with this at the time of the sale. If you not getting one maybe you should consider going to a different AT&T store. Just like everyone else that franchises their business you are going to have good agents and bad agents.

    1. Re:just ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It sounds like what he wants is to know *before* he signs up for a plan, not after activation.

    2. Re:just ask by vk2 · · Score: 1

      As someone already stated in one of the above threads, the retail POS system, the order management system and the billing systems are totally independent. Unless the retail POS connects all the dots (your order from OMS and the billing details once the phone is activated) it will not be able to figure out the exact cost including the tax and additional charges.

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    3. Re:just ask by NoobixCube · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure how much of this story is absolute fact and how much is embellished, or even if it's a legitimate story or just an attack on a popular target for some cheap views; no offense to the poster, it's more my (healty/unhealthy?) skepticism of anything I read on the internet. When I was working in retail (I won't say where, since I may have signed something forbidding that...) I was instructed to stonewall a little on things like when something was coming to the store, what the upcoming sales were, or how long we'd be stocking something (even if the answer was definite to the date it would be pulled from the shelf), among others. Some of this story sounds like a standard stuffed-shirt, painted-smile retail facade (that, I know quite well), while some of it sounds like being evasive for the sake of evasion.

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    4. Re:just ask by nategoose · · Score: 1

      Based on my past experiences dealing with large corporations you should expect to be fired soon, as you seem to be competent and helpful to customers. I don't know if it's because customers will start asking for you by name or some other crazy something, but that seems to be how large companies work.

    5. Re:just ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but can you get one BEFORE your stuck with a 2 year contract?

    6. Re:just ask by mattwarden · · Score: 1

      The scenario here is PRIOR to the sale. In the summary, the author suggests that the salesperson couldn't tell him what the breakdown would be until they set up his account. Is the CSS available without setting up an account (as in, hypothetically if this were my plan, what would it cost me?)

    7. Re:just ask by Nivla · · Score: 3, Interesting

      OK If he wants to know before he signs up with us I can usually estimate a bill with all the features within about 2 dollars. If that's not good enough I can break out my own bill and show him what exactly I am taxed on my current personal rate plan. I have done this for my customers on numerous occasions. I don't want my customers to have ANY surprises when they get their bills. Surprises result in returns which result in chargebacks which means I lose my commissions. It is in my best interest to make sure that my customers FULLY understand everything they are charged for BEFORE they leave my store. Remember folks if you sign up for ANY cell service you have 30 days to change your mind on it. AT least that is how it is here in Florida. I have had customers decide to cancel their service after I went over what the bills would actually look like. I don't mind that at all. I would rather them cancel the service right then and there than have a chargeback for a disconnect in a few months.

    8. Re:just ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The key here is every time you activate a new customer. The author of TFS wanted to get this information before committing to a contracted plan, and that does not seem too unreasonable to me.

    9. Re:just ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You say "at the time of sale". Is that before or after they sign up?

      You should be able to find out the price of something before you buy it.

    10. Re:just ask by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work for AT&T.

      How do you sleep at night?

  27. And these are the simpler, 4th-edition rules! by oboreruhito · · Score: 5, Funny

    Probably because it's too complicated to figure just off the top of their heads, or because they haven't determined your alignment and class.

    According to the 4th ed. FC&C Salesmaster's Manual, the taxes on a $40 calling plan is 2d10+2 percent for all classes and alignments of customer.

    However, the rules get tricky when adding the data and text plans. If you add those and the customer is any Lawful alignment, or your class is Apple Cultist, the monthly fees and taxes are a d20+30 per month.

    If you're Neutral, sales should charge 2d10+2 percent of the total purchase in fees, plus a flat setup fee of 3d20, and whatever the local tax rate is (see Table 13-4.7, "Telecommunication Tax Rates of Municipalities, Provinces, Kingdoms, Shires and Deities").

    If your alignment is Chaotic, or you have the Late Bills or Frequent Support Caller flaws, or your class is Go Phoner, your fees are (3d20)d20+(d20)d6, plus (2d20)d20 percent taxes, plus 2d6 in franchise fees, plus 3d20+d6 setup.

    If you're identified as Chaotic Hard-to-Please alignment, the Salesmaster may simply escalate fees and taxes and make up complex usage rules (2Gb bandwidth cap except on Fridays and the alternating days of the third week of every fourth month, when it's 256k, for example) until the customer gives up.

    However, if sales can't determine your alignment or class - if you're a new customer, for example, or your billing and prior plan history isn't available -Âthey will probably refuse to answer your questions. If a customer immediately submits, they get Apple Cultist treatment. If a customer questions the refusal but eventually submits, they get Chaotic treatment.

    If a customer is an insistent questioner, the Salesmaster considers the player in combat and gives the player d6-2 rounds to flee before calling security (see U.S. Government's "Monster and Enforcement Officer Bestiary," table 2.1-1, "Rented Muscle").

    1. Re:And these are the simpler, 4th-edition rules! by dubl-u · · Score: 1

      It's a shame we can't mod the occasional post higher than 5, as this one is at least a 9.

    2. Re:And these are the simpler, 4th-edition rules! by Tsujiku · · Score: 1

      I wish I had mod points for you...

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  28. Here's The Taxes On My Oregon iPhone 3G Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This isn't California, but it's kind of close(I hope). This is for a month($70) + 3 days prorated($7) + activation fee ($36). I have no idea if the taxes are taken against the activation fee too, or just the service plans.

    Regulatory Cost Recovery Charge      0.34
    Relay Service Device Fund Surcharge  0.05
    Federal Universal Service Charge     3.46
    STATE 911 FEE                        0.75

    The 911 fee appears to be fixed, the recovery charge and universal service fee are proportional taxes, I do not know about the relay surcharge. In any case, it looks like taxes come to about 6%. Keep in mind that we don't have a sales tax in Oregon, so you would need to add that too.

    1. Re:Here's The Taxes On My Oregon iPhone 3G Bill by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

      Oregon doesn't have sales tax, right? That's something we have to pay living in other states. I pay 5% every month. And when I bought my subsidized iPhone, I still had to pay sales tax on the FULL price, not what I was paying. Shit sux.

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    2. Re:Here's The Taxes On My Oregon iPhone 3G Bill by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BTW, you have to pay taxes on the unsubsidized price of any phone in all of California, though not in every state. Things may have changed.

      Kinda sucked explaining why it costs 30$ for a free phone in taxes.

  29. We need two things. by Ihmhi · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We need two things here, which would be very nice.

    1) A website that shows the calculations for cell phone taxes, state by state and carrier by carrier. Scans of bills (names redacted, of course) could supply the info efficiently, as can just calling the damn company if they are competant.

    2) Viewing our current bill like we can view banks. I'm sure as soon as I make a text, the charge is added to my next bill. So why can't I see that bill online?

    1. Re:We need two things. by geekboybt · · Score: 1

      With most providers, you can see usage information and associated fees, usually delayed by a few hours. Fees and taxes aren't included, but they're once-monthly, and calculated based on your final total - and that's not what you asked for.

    2. Re:We need two things. by Ihmhi · · Score: 1

      based on your final total

      Current Bill Subtotal:. $196.54
      Tax 1: 5% of subtotal ($9.83)
      Tax 2: 1.5% of subtotal ($2.95)
      Estimated Total Bill: $209.32

      Emphasis on "Estimated".

  30. Hows about not using ATT? by Drakin020 · · Score: 1

    You shouldn't be forced to buy a product from any 1 provider.

    Take your money elsewhere to someone who can properly answer your questions.

    It's these kinds of things that need to be avoided. "I'm not a satisfied customer, but I'm going to have to buy the product either way."

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  31. Even Worse by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Even worse is that most of these contracts stipulate that you're going to pay them for the next two to three years, but don't lock in the price. You can get a $100/mo cell phone or satellite TV plan today and three months from now they could double the price and you'd be obligated to either pay it or pay an early termination fee.

    1. Re:Even Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Actually if the changes they make are "materially adverse" to you, then you can get out of the contract without an ETF.

      Check out more here.

    2. Re:Even Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doubling the price in a *consumer* contract is more than likely grounds to void the contract. Tell them you want out or they can talk to your attorney. Usually the threat is enough.

    3. Re:Even Worse by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 1

      Sure, the doubling is kind of an extreme example, but if you're two years into a three year contract with Dish Network, paying $140/mo for a top-level package and they bump the price to $150/mo, are you going to cancel? Are you going to threaten legal action?

      These sorts of clauses encourage the companies to bump their prices because its highly unlikely that a customer is going to try and get out of a contract over an additional $10/mo.

    4. Re:Even Worse by Lord+Byron+II · · Score: 2, Insightful

      True, but try calling them up and saying that. The customer service agent will be unsympathetic. You'll spend hours on the phone arguing this until you finally get bumped to a high enough customer service tier. Meanwhile, if you don't pay, they'll report you to the credit bureaus and trash your credit score. Unless the increase in cost is huge, it will almost always be easier just to pay it.

    5. Re:Even Worse by SirSmiley · · Score: 1

      Actually in canada if you change the price of a bill during a contract it is reason for breaking the contract and getting out without any cancellation fees....numerous people would call up expressvu in december or november and get satellite run into their house then as bell always ups their prices in January they would call and cancel the service for free and be left with the dish setup for grey/black market satellite boxes

    6. Re:Even Worse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That kind of clause is invalid over here (the EU) and should be everywhere else. At the very least, you should be able to ask them to continue the service at the price agreed upon when signing the contract with the services agreed upon when signing the contract, or you are allowed to terminate the contract - without paying any fees.
      What would AT&T say if you sent them a letter stating that unless they refuse, your plan would include free unlimited international voice, text and data, at the same price?

  32. Sorry by Javit · · Score: 1

    No idea how to calculate the taxes. It's no big mystery what's going on here though, right? The carrier wants to be able to arbitrarily increase your monthly payment at their discretion. Don't buy in to the excuses, the situation is completely unreasonable and these disreputable businesses need to be called to account for it. The proper response to a sales rep's refusal to disclose the actual cost of a service is a loud, slightly peevish, "well maybe I'll take my business to someone who can."

    If you just need the basics, get a prepaid phone with T-Mobile or Virgin. These work fine and the business relationship is honest. If you need data however, I don't know what to tell you. You might just need to bend over until the carriers leave us with no option but government regulation.

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  33. Chronic problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Back in 1993 a I had the police called on me because I couldn't get an answer to the question about the 'total' cost of a program.

    I asked about the total cost of setting up an account with X phone and got an answer, but when we got near the end of the transaction, there was an additional charge and I stopped. I thought the total cost was what you said before. Well, yes, plus this fee. Ok, that's is that the total cost? Yes.
    As you might guess, we went through three iterations of this before I accused the clerk of fraud through the advertsing, in-store material and statements about the 'total' cost. None of it was true and none of it was 'total.' ... but don't worry, the consolidation in telecom companies since that time has been great for customers. Things are so much better now.

  34. thailand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i got a usb 3g dongle. it's 375 dollars to buy.
    then i got a monthly fee of 30 us$ for a "all you can eat" plan.

    the dongle syncs up to 2Mbits down, 384 kbits up.
    (CDMA EV-DO)

    and yes, if u don't know what a VPN is, now is the
    time to learn.

    joker said, that some spectacles with a usb-port and VPN to the home would be quit the samba.

  35. This Is Exactly Why I Have Prepaid by strelitsa · · Score: 1

    Either provide me with a flat rate, "this amount is what your service is going to cost to the penny" number before we make a deal or lose me as a customer. Its your call. I don't particularly need a cell phone that doubles as an MP3 player because I already have an MP3 player that meets all of my needs.

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  36. I want wiretapping broken out by Animats · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The portion of the "regulatory compliance fee" that's chargeable to CALEA (i.e. wiretapping) should be broken out and listed as such.

  37. Fees, fees, fees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Here's a sample from my ~$50 plan (Verizon).

    Taxes & Surcharges $8.46

    Made up of:
    Verizon Wireless Surcharges and Other Charges & Credits $3.93
    - Fed Universal Service Charge 1.13
    - Regulatory Charge 0.07
    - Administrative Charge 0.85
    - Muni Telecomm Lic. Surchg 1.88

    Taxes, Governmental Surcharges & Fees $4.53
    - State 911 Surcharge 0.08
    - Emergency Svc (Pcc) Charge 0.07
    - State Universal Srvc Charge 0.27
    - Local E911 Surcharge 0.61
    - State Sales Tax 2.48
    - Cnty Sales Tax 0.83
    - City Sales Tax 0.19

    My favorite fee is indicated. It translates as we charge you an arbitrary fee because we can.

  38. What iPhone? by shmlco · · Score: 1

    What iPhone? The OP mentioned AT&T and 3G. And mentioned data and text plans. But she (Kristl) didn't mention the iPhone.

    As you say, those could be for ANY smartphone sold by AT&T. Or anyone else, for that matter.

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    1. Re:What iPhone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So, are you always this self-righteous, or only when you're mistaken?
      FTFS: "So I ask, can they go through the motions of setting my account up for the iphone plan "
      DUH!

  39. I have verizon 3G mobile broadband by Rakeris · · Score: 1

    It's the same as far as I am aware, and my bill has been $60.07 every month for the last two years. Taxes have always been the same.

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  40. Re:WTF???!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What would have been the point of a post saying (55-40)/40 = 37.5% * 75 + 75 = $103.13? Most people here can do simple math. At least by ranting, you can get on the front page of Slashdot.

  41. That was easy by bwalling · · Score: 3, Informative

    http://www.wireless.att.com/cell-phone-service/additionalcharges/ I went on the AT&T website and found it in less than three minutes. Certainly not worth a diatribe on the front page of Slashdot.

    1. Re:That was easy by oboreruhito · · Score: 1

      Wow! Even an AT&T customer service rep could have remembered that site existed and pointed any customer who asked about charges to it, instead of saying that they didn't know what the charges could possibly be and that there was no way of ever finding out.

    2. Re:That was easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      at first i thought "oh wow this is exactly what the guy asked for," but then i looked at the results it spat out. For my state, it included "Other AT&T Surcharges: 2.50% - 8.069%."

      So it's not even the government charges that they're saying are variable, it's their own damn surcharges!

      i've said it before and i will say it again, cell phone stores are the used car lots of the 21st century.

    3. Re:That was easy by RodgerDodger · · Score: 4, Informative

      Well, I'm not American, so I don't know many zip codes. So I just plugged in the only one I do know: 90210

      Here's the lovely summary at the top:

      The amounts shown below are based on the highest fee/surcharge rates assessed in your state; your actual fees/surcharges may be less. In addition to the AT&T charges described below, you will be billed for mandatory taxes and fees imposed by federal, state, and local governments on wireless subscribers.

      So, this represents the most AT&T will charge you - would be nicer if it was exact, but an upper cap sounds good. But what's the next sentence? There will be other taxes & fees not listed?

      Given that I entered a zip code, the federal, state, and local governments in question are all known. But the page doesn't list these fees. In other words, just like the OP's complaint - AT&T doesn't tell you what your costs will be upfront.

      Sorry, but both you and AT&T fail.

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    4. Re:That was easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but that's just AT&T's additional charges. It doesn't include local, state and federal taxes and fees.

    5. Re:That was easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For Zip code 11201

      Other AT&T Surcharges 2.50% - 8.069%

      Somewhere between 2.5% and 8.069%.

       

    6. Re:That was easy by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      The web site you linked to underscores the problem cited by the OP: "The amounts shown below are based on the highest fee/surcharge rates assessed in your state; your actual fees/surcharges may be less. In addition to the AT&T charges described below, you will be billed for mandatory taxes and fees imposed by federal, state, and local governments on wireless subscribers."

      Besides, even if that web site were perfectly accurate (which it is not), then why aren't the customer service drones pulling that site up and giving the customer a straight answer rather than being all sketchy about it?

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    7. Re:That was easy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "In addition to the AT&T charges described below, you will be billed for mandatory taxes and fees imposed by federal, state, and local governments on wireless subscribers."

    8. Re:That was easy by hab136 · · Score: 1

      Given that I entered a zip code, the federal, state, and local governments in question are all known.

      They could easily calculate the state and federal taxes, but ZIP codes sometimes cover more than one city (possibly also county?), which can set their own rates. City and county are required to determine your local taxes.

  42. Sprint and T-Mobile by Falstius · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I recently switched from Sprint to Mobile, each with a 2-phone family plan with the least number of minutes (500 and 700). The total cost is about the same for each, but the fees are funny.
    With Sprint: $59.99 monthly, $3.88 Sprint surcharges (these should ALWAYS be in the advertised price but somehow never are), $4.41 Government taxes & fees (start of Jun 2008). The total varies about 20 cents every month. Total fees 8.29.

    With T-Mobile: $55.99 monthly, $4.67 taxes and fees on the account, $4.15 taxes and fees on the first line, $4.12 taxes and fees on the second. Total fees $12.89 (end of Jun 2008).

    The total cost of each? 68.28 for sprint, 68.93 for T-mobile (w/200 more minutes we never use). Why does Sprint only assess fees on one line and T-mobile both lines? (Okay, technically, 30 cents of the Sprint fees are on the second line).

    Anyway, there's some data. The funniest TV ad I ever saw was for DSL advertised at $19.99 a month in big bold writting and in tiny blurry letters at the bottom of the screen it says "There is an additional $2.00 cost recovery fee." Where is a class action lawsuit when you need one?

  43. We need the equivalent of a "Schumer Box" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The "Schumer Box" reduced the "keep customer in the dark" shenanigans in the credit card industry. Maybe a similar type of disclosure would work for the cell phone industry as well, provided tax regulations are changed to be collected at the federal level. The patchwork of state tax laws doesn't help make the amount you are liable for each monh very predictable.

    The other way to get around this is to use a prepaid plan wher you by X number of minutes and that's what you receive.

  44. Cost is unknown? by partowel · · Score: 0

    1. No one knows the cost per month. Utter garbage.

    Apple knows exactly how much it costs.

    But since its Apple [ closed source ], your SOOL.

    In other words, all the fanboys out there

    will pay 1000.00 a month for ANYTHING from apple.

    Apple KNOWS these fanboys will pay any price.

    2. If you think Apple is cheap, or affordable,

    or friendly to consumers [ battery is soldered

    into the case, NOT interchangable ], your dead

    wrong. Apple only cares about apple. They

    couldn't care less about your opinion.

    3. If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

    Its apple. Welcome to world of Misdirection.

    Bait and switch. Hey look. A SHINY apple gizmo.

    Please don't look at the price. heh heh.

    4. Companies that hide the price for "service",

    usually its very expensive. WHY would they

    hide the costs IF they were cheap or reasonable?

    5. Apple loves to take your money. Apple

    would love to take ALL your money, if they could.

    Then again, so would every other damn

    corporation out there.

    One last word :

    CAVEAT EMPTOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    1. Re:Cost is unknown? by stewbacca · · Score: 1

      You know, AT&T sells voice and data plans that work with phones NOT made by Apple. Those plans cost the same too, regardless of your silly little rant.

    2. Re:Cost is unknown? by rob1980 · · Score: 1

      Apple knows exactly how much it costs. But since its Apple [ closed source ], your SOOL. In other words, all the fanboys out there will pay 1000.00 a month for ANYTHING from apple.

      And what precisely would Apple's love for money have to do with an AT&T sales rep's inability to tell somebody how much the taxes and surcharges on an AT&T phone plan?

      Oh wait, I'll answer that for you. The answer is nothing, and you didn't let that stop you from posting a bunch of useless irrelevant bullshit did you? No, you sure didn't.

      Have you been drinking tonight?

  45. Real-World 3G Monthly Cost With Taxes and Fees? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "but I've been an AT&T customer for several years, and my taxes and fees have not varied more than a dollar in all of that time"

    Er, then do the math yourself. That wasn't difficult, no was it? Sigh ....

    pabugeater

  46. Payment options: by ZarathustraDK · · Score: 4, Funny

    Do you wish to pay your monthly AT&T subscription in:

    - American dollars

    - Zimbabwean dollars

    - Loaves of bread

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    1. Re:Payment options: by Doctor_Jest · · Score: 1

      It's a shame they don't accept little bits of string.

      I know, I saw the sign. ;)

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    2. Re:Payment options: by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Do you wish to pay your monthly AT&T subscription in:

      - American dollars

      - Zimbabwean dollars

      - Loaves of bread

      If they do the price conversion the same way that most US companies convert between US$ and £Sterling, then I'd recommend Zimbabwean dollars.

  47. My 70 Dollar ATT plan by fishyfool · · Score: 4, Informative

    Is 93 dollars and change after taxes and fees.

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    1. Re:My 70 Dollar ATT plan by Free+the+Cowards · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Damn, that is expensive. So the answer to my original question would, apparently, be "just about, yes".

      Which is, of course, why I asked it. I don't know why it takes five replies and several assholes before I could get to that point. (Not that you're one of those assholes, just a bunch of these other guys.)

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    2. Re:My 70 Dollar ATT plan by Xanius · · Score: 2, Informative

      With sprint I have two $30.00 plans and $7 per line for insurance, so $74 plus taxes and fees for me is usually like $84-$85.

    3. Re:My 70 Dollar ATT plan by Kristoph · · Score: 1

      My family plan with messaging and unlimited data runs $170 per month (for 2 phones, for my wife and I).

    4. Re:My 70 Dollar ATT plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How can that be? My $29.95 AT&T plan is ~$32.80 after taxes and fees, about 10%. Yours would be like 33% taxes+fees.

    5. Re:My 70 Dollar ATT plan by dwater · · Score: 1

      > for my wife and I

      I think that should be, "my wife and *me*".

      Oh shit. I'm a grammar nazi. Crap.

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    6. Re:My 70 Dollar ATT plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Even better, an incorrect grammar nazi. The GP was correct.

    7. Re:My 70 Dollar ATT plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Enlight me of one thing...

      What fees???

      They are already doing the service or do you need to pay the "security" service, plus the "fuel" tax, plus...

      you get the idea... ;)

    8. Re:My 70 Dollar ATT plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's "for me," not "for I." Similarly, it's "for my wife and me."

    9. Re:My 70 Dollar ATT plan by illumin8 · · Score: 1

      Is 93 dollars and change after taxes and fees.

      I call BS. You may have a "higher" monthly bill if you always pay late and get hit with a $5 late fee on every single bill, but it still wouldn't be that much.

      I have an original iPhone, on the basic plan ($39.99 for 450 anytime minutes, rollover, and $20.00 for iPhone 2G data plan + 200 text messages). My total is $59.99, and with taxes and fees I pay about $65 a month.

      If I messed up and paid late, it would be over $70, but at $65 a month, I can live with it.

      No, I won't be upgrading to iPhone 3G. Sure, GPS is nice, and faster data is nice, but my iPhone still works great, wifi is everywhere nowadays, and 3G battery life sucks. As it is, I only need to charge my iPhone every other night. Battery life is still great after 1 year of heavy use.

      I'll upgrade next year, maybe, when my contract runs out and I have some more negotiating power with AT&T.

      Tip: If you want a really expensive, shiny, new smartphone, wait until you are no longer on a contract, then tell them you're going to switch carriers. You'd be surprised how much they will bend over trying to keep your business. Without a contract, you have all the power in the world to get special deals. Tell them you are ready to cancel your service, and they usually transfer you to a special "customer retention" department that has more power to negotiate a deal with you. You'll probably find that new $199 iPhone might just cost you a lot less than $199.

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    10. Re:My 70 Dollar ATT plan by ikioi · · Score: 1

      "I" is the subjective case. This is the objective case. It should be "for my wife and me."

  48. I feel your pain by Myrcutio · · Score: 4, Informative

    I actually went through those same steps with AT&T's dsl/cell/homephone plans. I asked a very simple question: how much would my monthly bill be assuming there are no surcharges? Here's a brief rundown of my conversation.

    Happy Customer:So, i have these 3 plans, home phone for $9.95, cell service for $34.95, and internet service for $49.95 (numbers could be off), assuming i don't go over on minutes or anything extra like that, how much would that be with taxes and surcharges?

    AT&T rep:about $20 a month, on average.

    Happy Customer: Can you be more specific?

    AT&T rep: I'm sorry sir, there simply isn't a way to calculate that in our system.

    Happy Customer: Ok, well can you tell me what taxes are included and what percentage they are?

    AT&T rep: It's all calculated with a formula in our system.

    Happy Customer: Ok, can i have the formula?

    AT&T rep: It's in our program, i can't access it. Honestly sir your only the second person in five years that has asked for that. I would only be able to tell you what taxes were on a previous bill.

    Happy Customer: So let me get this straight, your saying that i would have to sign up for a contract with AT&T and sign a blank check for the first month before you would tell me how much it would be?

    AT&T rep: Yes sir, is there anything else i can help you with today?

    Happy Customer: Sure, get me the number for Verizon wireless and Time warner.

    Oh, and just so you know? it took about 4 days of emailing and phone calls just to get them to admit it. Whenever the question came up i would get transfered to a different sales rep to repeat my question. Clever huh?

  49. here's something I didn't know: by DragonTHC · · Score: 2, Interesting

    there's been a lot of talk on /. lately about broadband and mobile broadband capacity. The taxes that we pay are directly linked to that.

    telecommunications and broadband operators get federal monies from the universal service fund to expand infrastructure to the entire nation. I mean that's the purpose for the universal service fund. Why haven't telecom/mobile and broadband operators expanded their capacities and/or service areas? They are required to pay into the fund. They pass the costs directly on to us. Then they get that money back to build out their infrastructure.

    Why aren't they doing it? Where is that money ending up?

    11/20/2007 http://hraunfoss.fcc.gov/edocs_public/attachmatch/FCC-07J-4A1.pdf

    section I article 2. "We are also mindful that it is consumers who must pay universal service contributions.
    Despite our strong interest in providing adequate funding for broadband deployment, we also want to
    avoid significantly increasing the burden on those consumers."

    section I article 4. "The Joint Board recognizes that while mobility and broadband
    capabilities have both received some funding from universal service dollars, the funding has been entirely
    within the formal context of providing basic voice telecommunications services by eligible
    telecommunications carriers (ETCs)."

    This was from a recommendation document where the universal service fund commissioners issued a recommendation that they setup an additional fund for broadband and one for mobile service. Where is that money ending up? AT&T, Sprint, and T-mobile are all rolling out 3g services. Where is the broadband service capacity increases?

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    1. Re:here's something I didn't know: by urcreepyneighbor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Where is the broadband service capacity increases?

      Why increase capacity when you can kill off the top 1% of users every month?

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    2. Re:here's something I didn't know: by DragonTHC · · Score: 1

      yeah, I know their tactics. But they're getting paid by us to increase capacity and they're just sticking to those bullshit tricks.

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  50. Your issues are local by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bought my iPhone 1.0 about 6 months ago, I had the same questions and the AT&T rep at my local AT&T store calculated it all out for me, including taxes. I have to ask, where you polite, or just a dick to them because you expected them not to tell you.

  51. AT&T doesn't want you to understand their rate by pem · · Score: 1
    See, e.g., one of their robots.txt files.

    They do their best to keep google from being able to inform you...

  52. AT&T sucks, T-Mobile prepaid rules for me by mkcmkc · · Score: 1

    Before I tell my ATT horror story, I'll cut to the chase: for people like me that just want basic voice service for a few thousand minutes per year or less, T-Mobile prepaid seems to have the best deal around right now. If you buy $100 at a time, you get 1000 minutes that don't expire for a year. You get voicemail/etc. There are probably text messages, but I don't know how much that costs you--Internet access likewise, because I don't use these. You can probably get a deal on a cheap phone as well--I got one for $5 and one for $25. And best of all, there are no hidden fees--it's all wrapped into that .10/min charge.

    Now, on to ATT. I've been annoyed with them over a period of time as they tried to hoodwink me on their DSL plans, and they lied to my wife about the cost of caller ID, etc., but the last straw was what happened when we recently moved. Up to that point, all of our various ATT services arrived on one bill, which I faithfully paid on time every month. When we moved, we called in advance to have everything moved to our new address. Inexplicably, they stopped billing us for our cellphone service, although I did not immediately realize this, as I was still getting and paying one bill each month.

    Then, one day, they cut our cell service off. I called to ask, and they explained that we had not been paying our bill. I pointed out that I'd been paying my ATT bill each and every month, as always. They told me that they'd split my bill in two, and were sending my cell bill to an email address or something, which of course I wasn't paying attention to, since I'd always paid the paper bill, which covered my entire service. At this point, they refused to turn on my phone service again.

    Needless to say, I was furious. So, I got on my knees and coughed up a credit card number to enable service just long enough switch carriers. We do T-Mobile prepaid for cell service, and I switched my landline, long distance, and Internet to a local outfit. It's *way* cheaper and better in every way.

    So, to ATT I say, "Thanks for pushing me to find a better and cheaper alternative, but beyond that fuck you--I will never do business with you again as long as I live."

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  53. Reduce your cell-phone taxes -- switch zip codes by Wrath0fb0b · · Score: 4, Interesting

    (1) Switch to e-billing
    (2) Change your billing address to anywhere in Portland, OR 97202
    (2b) You might need to switch your area-code to 503 -- some carriers will let it slide though
    (3) Get charged the lowest cell-phone taxes in the country

    I saved about $4/month switching from Taxachussets to Oregon. My parents saved $7 because our town (yes, the town) levies a $2/month tax on cell phones on top of the country and state taxes. Plus, as an added bonus, you can reward a low-tax jurisdiction with more revenue while depriving a high-tax one.

    http://www.forbes.com/2005/06/06/cz_sw_0606cellphone.html

  54. Depends entirely on your zip code by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Having worked for the ATT Wireless before cingular, I know exactly why:

    The reason they can't tell you is because the taxes are determined entirely by the ZIP+4 code of where your phone 'usage area' is.

    eg, if you have a NYC Manhattan number but live in downtown Los Angelas you are going to be taxed like you live NYC Manhattan.

    Plus you have BS fees like the Regularatory Programs Fee (aka we charge it because we can), whine enough and you might be able to get someone to remove it, I was there when it was rolled out so yes it is possible to remove, though it's done by matching a credit 'feature' to it.

    Plus there is also the legal standpoint of we can't tell you exactly how much it will charge because you'll call in next month and say "Anonymous Coward told me it was going to cost exactly XX.XX! I want to speak to a supervisor!"

    So largely to avoid problems like the above I would take the existing taxes (there is a tax chart by state/city/suburb) rerate the taxes to a percent based on how much % the taxes would be per dollar (California and NY state taxes are as much as 40%,) and then add up all the monthly charges and multiply by the % I got earlier and then add 2$ to be safe and go "Look it will cost somewhere near XX.XX if you don't incur any usage based charges like long distance, roaming, text message overage or data charges"

    Why is it so hard?

    Not all the taxes are percentages, some are 'fees' which are a fixed amount, and some are a hybrid of the two where it's a minimum of X plus Y%, and there are some crazy BS city taxes where you are only charged if you have a certain home usage area, even if you don't live there.

    Ultimately it's all calculated by the billing system and impossible to do by hand unless they reside in a state and city that doesn't charge the telecom utility taxes. Good luck.

  55. Additional Points by spymagician · · Score: 1

    There's a few issues that I didn't see commented on yet, so consider this food for thought. Regarding Customer Service reps not being able to give estimates on bills: It has less to do with poor Customer Management Systems(CMS) than it has to do with legal paranoia. Consider it a form a plausible deniability; If you never make a claim about how much the bill will be, no client can claim you misrepresented the charges. That's really the core reason phone reps are expressly told NOT to give estimates and do not have such functionality built into their CMS systems. It's merely a way to avoid potential legal entanglements. Now, underneath it all, there are many "clever" ways to go about creative accounting, and the most troubling aspect of that is that our federal and state governments are as responsible as the businesses that engage in such practices. For example: FCC Line Subscriber Fee. EVERY telco charges this fee as it is mandated by the FCC. What isn't so commonly known is that the telcos are allowed to charge a certain percentage ABOVE what the FCC actually demands. (I haven't been able to find details on what that percentage is or how it is calculated unfortunately.) It may seem like a small fee, usually less than a couple dollars, but when you look at how many LINES (not customers, but LINES) a giant like AT&T has, the monthly revenue generated by just this one fee is staggering. As for the monthly fluctuation of your bill, we can thank both the telcos and our government for that as well. The laws and fees and surcharges change as frequently as daily in some cases. Ultimately, I agree that it is absurd that you can't expect the exact same bill each month (assuming you remain within your plan'spackage.) I absolutely never use even half my included airtime, and never use any features that generate charges, yet every month my bill varies by a few cents. Not a big deal, admittedly, but it does cause one to wonder: Why are these fees and taxes fluctuating constantly? The answer is that it is designed to perform this way.

  56. lol @ twitter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    The effect of forgetting to switch accounts when shilling your own posts can be described only as halfway between creepy and amusing.

  57. Employees by Haxx · · Score: 1

        Lets not pretend that At&t employees working at $13 an hour are conspiring to keep information from you.

  58. Taxes/fees? Hell! What about minutes? by linuxwrangler · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You got all the way to asking about taxes and fees?!? I haven't been able to get a straight answer to (ever changing) minutes.

    What is the minimum billed increment? 6 seconds like some of our business lines? 18/6 like others we have? 60-seconds?

    When does billed time start? When the call connects? when you press send? When the phone starts ringing? And when does it end? Several companies made a subtle change and switched from connect-start to airtime-start (though still only charging if you connect) thus grabbing lots of extra minutes (but avoiding raising published rates).

    What calls are free and what cost extra? 611? 911? 511? 311? 411?

    When someone leaves a voicemail, does that count as usage? What about fetching voicemail? From a landline?

    Calls on hold with call-waiting? Both legs of 3-way?

    Many years ago a TV show grabbed a rocket-scientist and a brain-surgeon, gave each a phone bill and asked them to explain all the charges. Neither came close.

    It's high time the government set standard definitions (i.e. minutes start when the call connects and end when either party terminates the call. Billing increments shall be 0.1 minutes. Or whatever.) Let the companies set their own rates but conform to standard definitions and bill formats.

    Of course some recent attempts to make phone bills understandable were shot down because then the terrorists win or some such crap.

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    1. Re:Taxes/fees? Hell! What about minutes? by paulbiz · · Score: 1

      Many years ago a TV show grabbed a rocket-scientist and a brain-surgeon, gave each a phone bill and asked them to explain all the charges. Neither came close.

      In their defense, if you took someone from the AT&T billing department and asked them to build a rocket or perform brain surgery they would probably not get very far.

  59. Actually by goldcd · · Score: 1

    Situation in the UK is this: You have two options Pay as you Go (PAYG) or contract. Contract gets you any phone supported by the operator on a 12-24 month contract. Phones include all the high end models and price for the handset varies from free to not very much - they get their money in the huge monthly fees and heavily pushed extras like itemized billing, insurance etc. To complicate this, as the available subsidy on a long contract is often more than the price of a medium handset, they'll offer freebies (laptops, PS3 etc). PAYG gets you a phone, on a network and you pay as you make calls (you charge up your phone with credits upfront). Phones you get tend to be low end, locked to the network and with no real discount on the handset. To muddy the waters all operators have various schemes to try to get you to use the phone more (charge up once a month with at least £x and you get y free etc). Only other major difference is that in the UK (and actually pretty much every non-US country) you don't pay for incoming calls.

  60. AT&T loves surcharges by amyhughes · · Score: 1

    I had AT&T long distance on my home line for perhaps 15 years because I was too lazy to comparison shop. It got to the point, however, where the miscellaneous fees were ridiculous. And they were charging me 10 cents per minute on a plan that also had a regular monthly charge ($10 or something) at a time when others were charging 5 cents. I think with the fees, charges, assessments, taxes and kickbacks, my long distance bill was about $25 even if I didn't make any calls.

    I called to ask if they had a lower-priced plan for someone who didn't use long distance much and was told I had the cheapest plan. So I canceled long distance altogether and started using prepaid calling cards that were less than four cents per minute with no other fees. Ironically, they were AT&T cards.

    After I canceled they tried selling me cheaper plans. So, they were lying when they said they didn't have cheaper plans.

    I won't get an iPhone as long as it comes with AT&T. I now use a non-AT&T cell phone for all calls.

  61. Arg... by jrwr00 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I work for a ATT Call center as a rep, and ill tell you why, most of the reps just dont care, when someone asks me i just do a 2% tax and tell them thats the best i can do really, we really have no idea what the costs could be,

    ATT CLM (Cancel Dept)

  62. iPhone?? I thought this is about fees and taxes. by wvmarle · · Score: 1

    What does this have to do with the iPhone, really? Is 3G in the USA really limited to the iPhone? I may hope not so for you guys!

    Luckily in my place there is no such thing as unpublished taxes and fees on your mobile phone account. And for unlimited data (actually I have a plan that automatically steps up depending on data use - use no data, pay very little) I pay about USD 50 per month. Not too bad, and prices will come down in time.

    Actually to get back on topic: how can one even check whether the bill is correct, if the fees and taxes are unpublished? How can you tell whether you have been overcharged?

    What about registering a plan, and then when the bill comes in, refusing to pay until the phone company gives you a written account on how the fees and taxes are calculated, simply so you can check whether the amount charged is correct? It may be a bitch to do, but I actually doubt they can sue you for it. Or is the USA's system so messed up that one even has to pay bills that one can not verify of being legit?

  63. AT&T by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Most of the iPhone users I know feel the same way -- the iPhone is fantastic, AT&T is so horrible that they can hardly stand it. One of the biggest complaints is that the bill is entirely too complicated, flat rate plans result in unpredictable bills that can vary widely from month to month, and the billing practices are so complex that AT&T customer service can explain neither the policy nor an actual bill, to any reasonable degree of accuracy.

    1. Re:AT&T by ardin,mcallister · · Score: 5, Interesting

      .. You know, that seems strange, since the purpose of a FLAT RATE plan is to know what your bill is going to be from month to month.

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    2. Re:AT&T by dwater · · Score: 2, Interesting

      mod this up....it's completely ludicrous that a flat rate plan reduced predictability.

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    3. Re:AT&T by Maxwell · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have had a 'flat rate' unlocked, unmolested iPhone for nearly a year now. My bill is exactly the same every month.

      There are, in fact, only TWO line items on the iPhone bill:

      1) The voice portion (for me that is 39.99. Every month. Always. Just like I signed up for!)

      2) The second part is for data. (for me that is $20. Every month. Just like I agreed to.)

      Then they add taxes, and total it up.

      I am completely at a loss as to how AT&T could make this any simpler? You really think having both a voice plan and a data plan on there is 'entirely too complicated'?

    4. Re:AT&T by CottonThePirate · · Score: 1

      I've had an iphone for a year and my bill has never been different. The AT&T store here even went to great effort to print out an example bill before I signed showing all the charges. My experience has shown that the AT&T clerk can do whatever they want on their fancy store computer, but many are lazy or don't know how. I suggest going to a different AT&T store.

  64. I Had No Problem by TheGatesofBill · · Score: 1

    I walked into AT&T to get a 3G plan, but was interested in pricing first. The nice woman behind the counter printed out a color sheet with the plan we discussed all broken down with all the taxes and fees and discounts shown in neat little boxes.

  65. New Paradigm? by TroyM · · Score: 1

    It seems that the ultimate in business today is to hide the actual cost of a product from the consumer until after they've committed to but it. That greatly increases what they can charge. One example is concert tickets. If Livenation advertises a concert ticket for $25, what do you end up pay? It's anybody's guess after all the "fees" they tack on - "parking fees", "facility charges", "convenience fees", etc. If you can find a Livenation event where they advertise the price as $25 and you can actually buy that ticket for less than $40 I'd be shocked. Airlines are now getting into the game buy selling tickets, then adding hidden fees for checking bags. I'm sure there will be lots more extra charges after you've committed to buying the ticket.

    1. Re:New Paradigm? by Rob+Kaper · · Score: 1

      For airliners I think it's actually fair, given the large amount of people who fly without checked-in luggage. I can't decide whether they need or just want to make more money, but this way they won't be making it off my business or weekend trips.

      I have never seen a parking fee tacked onto a concert ticket price and I would actually debate that as I'm more likely to arrive/leave by public transportation or a taxi. The other charges are a bit odd and I don't think you can do that in Europe, although we do have a hefty service charge. Those can be fair as well because the ticket agent usually isn't the even organisation.

  66. Look to Norway by arth1 · · Score: 4, Informative

    The main difference that can make a cell phone much cheaper in Norway than here in the US, is that you don't pay for incoming calls. There's no "air time". You only pay for outgoing calls, just like with a land line phone.

    Another big difference is that in Norway, you have close to 100% geographical coverage, and that's a country that's sparser populated than almost all US states, with lots of mountains and only a couple of percent arable land.

    And, as you hinted at, it's common to buy phones and plans separately, with no long term bindings where you get a "free" phone designed to lock you to just one provider.

    In all three cases, this is due to legislation. Funny thing is, the cell phone companies there still make money. There's more than 100% market penetration for cell phones in Scandinavia. "Everyone" has at least one cell phone, and some have several. So my guess is that what they make the money by selling more, not by squeezing more.

    1. Re:Look to Norway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Another big difference is that in Norway, you have close to 100% geographical coverage, and that's a country that's sparser populated than almost all US states, with lots of mountains and only a couple of percent arable land.

      ...but almost 100% arable babes if you go for the leggy, busty, slender look.

    2. Re:Look to Norway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you SOOOOO much for the extremely valuable lesson on the english language... It has contributed greatly to the conversation. Do you drive away potential girlfriends too telling them that they are incorrectly using makeup and don't match accessories the right way?

      In other words, STFU.

    3. Re:Look to Norway by dwater · · Score: 1

      >There's no "air time".

      Aren't most countries like this? I wonder if there's a list of countries that do it the stupid way somewhere.

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    4. Re:Look to Norway by jonbryce · · Score: 1

      United States of America
      Canada

      That's it as far as I'm aware.

    5. Re:Look to Norway by TheLink · · Score: 1

      I think Singapore and China too - mobile phone users pay to make and receive calls.

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    6. Re:Look to Norway by lptport1 · · Score: 1

      I had a phone plan in China where I didn't have to pay for incoming calls. There was a company (I cannot recall the correct pinyin or the hanzi) that setup city based mobile phones (i.e., only work in that specific city, with a city as opposed to mobile number), and that was one of the benefits they offered. The larger mobile companies decided to start offering similar plans.

      If it weren't for a Chinese friend helping me, it is unlikely I would have had such a plan.

    7. Re:Look to Norway by sudog · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. Fido has unlimited incoming plans in Canada for a flat-rate. And that includes unlimited evening and weekend calls, unlimited incoming text messages, and per-second billing.

      Works for me.

    8. Re:Look to Norway by arth1 · · Score: 1

      Incorrect. Fido has unlimited incoming plans in Canada for a flat-rate.

      From what I can see from their price plan, Fido's "unlimited" incoming is limited to local calls. If I call you in Canada from here in the US, you pay 1.25 cents per second to receive my call.

    9. Re:Look to Norway by taylortbb · · Score: 1

      I'm on one of those plans (or well, the Rogers equivalent, it's one company) and you're misinterpreting that (not that I found it any easier at first). It just means that if you're in another region that would be long-distance to call you have to pay the long distance fees. That way you can't get a Toronto phone number in Vancouver and have all your Toronto friends phone it, bypassing long-distance charges for both of you. If you're in the same region as your phone number it's free, regardless of where the person calling you is.

      In other words, an incoming long-distance call is a call where you're phone is outside the area code of your phone number.

    10. Re:Look to Norway by sudog · · Score: 1

      Still incorrect. My brother calls me all the time from the U.S. *INCOMING CALLS ARE FREE.* Honestly. :)

      If you're talking about whether incoming calls are free while I'm roaming, that's not so. But then I'm roaming..

  67. Uhm... cry more n00bs? by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 1

    It's like a gallon of gasoline. Every time you go to the pump it has probably changed. So, hey, let's rant at people who have no control over it, no idea how it works, and probably pay it themselves.

    Fucking ranting nerds.

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    1. Re:Uhm... cry more n00bs? by argent · · Score: 1

      Oh yeh, look at the way speculation has driven up the price of a barrel of dark fiber. And I really hate having to drive around from one AT&T office to another to get the best price... you know, cellphone service was $3.87 a gallon at one AT&T office, and then one exit down the tollway the same gallon from another AT&T office cost $4.19! And besides "Een analogie is als oploskoffie" always applies!

  68. What you get for 50% by KingSkippus · · Score: 4, Informative

    ...they pay 50% or more of their taxable income in taxes.

    Because I know people are probably going to choke on a figure like that, people need to be aware that because the taxes are so high in a place like Norway, they have a lot more government-provided services, stuff that we have to pay out the wazoo for in the U.S. Heath care is an obvious one. Obviously, I suppose it's ultimately up to individuals whether or not they want government paying for stuff for them. My personal opinion is that here in America, unfortunately, companies and our government are so corrupt that it couldn't possibly work.

    But the point is that even if your taxes are 50% in Norway but only 35% here, it's entirely possible that your disposable income—and by extension, your standard of living—could actually be better.

    Incidentally, the richest people here in America don't actually pay 35%. The dirty little secret that rich people don't want you to know because you'd probably vote it out of existence is that the tax rate on the wealthy is closer to 15%, which is much lower than you or I likely pay. (What's your marginal income tax rate?) The reason is because wealthy people don't earn most of their money through income—you know, salary and wages. Income earned by the really wealthy comes from capital gains (i.e. stocks, bonds, and other investment devices), which is only taxed at 15%.

    1. Re:What you get for 50% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't have to pay your income tax at all. It's not required by law and not enforceable. Look it up.
      Don't expect the IRS to follow the law, though.

    2. Re:What you get for 50% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      After reading what you have written, I'll present a contrarian view so that my fellow readers have a well balanced perspective:

      I submit to you that the wealthy in the US pay a stunning amount of the nation's tax burden.

      - The top 1% of tax payers pay roughly 30% of all taxes.

      - The top 5% of tax payers pay over 50% of all taxes.

      - The top 10% of tax payers pay over 65% of all taxes.

      - Tax payers below the median income level earn roughly 15% of the income, but pay around 5% of the taxes.

    3. Re:What you get for 50% by joshv · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I am a little less concerned with your idiotic view of US tax law, and a little more concerned with what will and will not put me in prison. Don't pay US taxes the IRS says you owe, and your ass will end up in prison. I'd say that makes those laws pretty damned enforceable.

    4. Re:What you get for 50% by RodgerDodger · · Score: 1

      Never understood that distinction. In Australia, income is income, and is taxed accordingly, capital gains included. There are some breaks, such as any capital gain that takes more than a year to accumulate gets a 50% reduction (meaning it's about 22% at the top end), but it's not taxed at any special rate - just the marginal rate for your income level.

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    5. Re:What you get for 50% by randyleepublic · · Score: 0

      The even bigger little dirty secret is that nobody pays income tax. Income tax is a tax on labor that is bundled into the cost of the goods you buy. So, your real tax rate depends upon whether you buy goods and services with more or less labor content. That is why rich people don't want a sales tax - a lot of the things they buy have low labor content. Whereas, from the middle class down, labor content is high. A true sales tax, assessed on every single thing you buy: food, fuel, houses, stocks, bonds, etc., etc, without any exceptions whatsoever, would be far more progressive than our very clever swindle, the income tax system.

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    6. Re:What you get for 50% by CmdrPorno · · Score: 1

      But interest income is taxed at the same rate as earned income. People with a lot of money in certificates of deposit (which includes a lot of wealthy Americans, including President Bush [1]) have the interest taxed the same as ordinary income.

      [1] But not Vice-president Cheney, who did have a lot of stocks and mutual funds the last time I checked. It's pretty interesting how the two of them (Bush and Cheney) are both wealthy but have very different investment styles. Bush's investments are much more conservative.

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    7. Re:What you get for 50% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the top 1% control over 30% of the wealth.

      The wealthy are horribly undertaxed in this country. The top 1% should be paying at least 50% of the taxes, and the bottom 30% shouldn't be paying any taxes.

      The US has made the horrible mistake of rewarding greed, over all other things.

      The top tax bracket shouldn't be 35%, it should be 99%, to allow for deductions and keep the wealthy paying a reasonable amount of tax.

      And we need to do away with the concept of a "capital gains" tax. Capital gain is income, and should be taxed as such, without any special rate.

    8. Re:What you get for 50% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That has to be one of the stupidest things I've read lately.

      A sales tax is the most regressive form of taxation there is.

      If you want a truly fair system, you would push for the total elimination of sales tax, and a truly progressive income tax system with tax rates smoothly varied from 0% on the lowest third of people, to 99% for the very wealthiest people. And you'd push for the elimination of the capital gains tax, in favor of all capital gains being treated as what they really are, income.

      Combine this with a progressive property tax system (in other words, the tax rate on a million-dollar house is much higher than the tax rate on a $100k house) and you'll have truly fair taxation.

    9. Re:What you get for 50% by jmauro · · Score: 1

      Bush's wealth is based off the money earned by his grandfather while Cheney's wealth was earned by him. It probably accounts for the differences in investment styles.

    10. Re:What you get for 50% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually (according to the US Department of the Treasury) The wealthiest 1% earn 20% of the income but pay 37% of the income tax.

      I realize that on this site, we have abject distaste for the wealthy, until we actually join their ranks. Still though, it's important to let the actual numbers drive what conclusions we come to and not the other way around.

      If we are upfront about it, (in the US) the wealthy pay an enormous and disproportionate amount of the tax burden. Now we may think that is just and we may even want them to pay more, but it is helpful to acknowledge the tremendous amount of money they contribute to the nation's welfare. I do realize this is not a popular notion here, but it is the truth.

    11. Re:What you get for 50% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are also leaving out the fact that everything is extremely expensive in Norway.

      Cars are at least double the price (there is at least a 100% import tax on all cars).

      A beer will cost you close to $10 in a bar.

      Most Norwegians each hot dogs, frozen pizza (Grandiosa anyone?), and my personal favorite - spaghetti and ketchup because they can't afford real food.

      There are a lot of really great government programs in Norway, such as the maternal/paternal leave, guaranteed sick pay, etc. And while they do have universal health care, be prepared for long waits if you need a specialist - all in all, not much different then if you have a decent insurance plan in the US.

      Prices are very expensive as is, but don't forget Norway has a 25% VAT, which is similar to a sales tax. You want to buy a $1,000 TV? Well, you have to pay $250 of tax - and that's after you already paid close to 50% of your income already.

      Gas? About $12 a gallon.

      What's that? You worked hard and want to buy yourself a sports car? Be prepapred to spend even more - because on top of the normal 100% car import tax, you will also get additional taxes if the car has too much horsepower (and the limit is pretty low). A convertable? Uh oh, who do you think you are trying to be so fancy? Now you have to pay a convertable tax.

      A convertible Corvette, about a $60,000 car in the US would retail for about $200k in Norway.

      Also, if you work, paid 50% incomes tax, 25% sales tax, and managed to save what little you have left, and somehow after 10 years, say you managed to save $100,000. Now you will have to pay a "fortune" tax of about 3% on that money every year. I'm NOT TALKING ABOUT TAX IN INCOME GENERATED BY INTEREST! But since you have "so much money" they start to tax it. So you're down to $97,000 after the first year. They keep taxing it - I believe anything over approximately $10,000 in savings qualifies for the "fortune tax".

      Oh man, I am so happy to be out of that place. But, I do miss the people. They were a lot of fun for the most part.

    12. Re:What you get for 50% by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Det sier nok MYE mer om deg at du bare kjenner folk som spiser pizza. Folk flest har god rÃ¥d til maten, men kanskje du kommer fra den fattige delen av befolkningen? Mens jeg studerte pÃ¥ Uni i Oslo spiste jeg stort sett biff hver dag. Hadde ikke dÃ¥rlig rÃ¥d et Ãyeblikk. Klart det er dyrt, men har du inntekt gÃ¥r det veldig bra. NÃ¥r du fÃrst skal nevne formuesskatt sÃ¥ bÃr du vite hva du snakker om. Faktum er at den er pÃ¥ 0.003%!!! Tre promille, ikke tre prosent! Du har tydeligvis aldri penger nok til at det har blitt en sak. Du fremstÃ¥r som en dust, og jeg er glad du har forlatt landet mitt.

  69. It's not the Taxes that change, it's the Fees by BlueBoxSW.com · · Score: 1

    AT&T bills you an amount to collect the state and federal taxes. They add in whatever they want at whatever point and claim it's related to collecting the taxes.

    More people should ask the questions you're asking. Make them sweat.

  70. No such problems in Germany by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know that problem when I studied in Minneapolis, the basic phone service was annouced at $14.93 per month when it was actually around $23 with all the taxes and charges.

    My landline (incl. DSL and unlimited landline minutes and internet) in Germany cost 44.85 euros, this already includes the VAT and this was the price the phone company told me when I signed the contract.

  71. Ran into this problem with my AT&T landline ph by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AT&T started doing this same gimmick a while back with their POTS (dial up phone service.) The CSR reps on the phone refuse to tell you how much new items or services added will cost each month in total, with the tax included. 'We're not allowed by law to tell you that,' was what I was told the last time I had reason to call AT&T customer service.

    Right now, AT&T isn't much more than a dial tone in our house. We have a security alarm system that requires the presence of a standard phone line. Otherwise I would fire AT&T completely. Stupid morons. I hate you fuckers.

  72. Telco Taxes seem to be a industry secret: Comcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This doesn't have to do with cell phones, but it does have to do with AT&T. About 2 or 3 years ago I got a landline phone plan with them that was unlimited local and long distance for $40 per month. It was more expensive than a place like Vonage, but I really wanted the physical land line. I got my first bill and it was $52, and there were no setup fees in there. They had managed to pack in $12, or 30%, of taxes, fees, surcharges, cost recovery (what the hell, isn't that the point of charging the first price to begin with), 911 fees, etc. So I immediately switched to VOIP. I have to say that these phone companies suck, and I cannot believe that they can't give you an all-in number.

    This doesn't have to do with cell phones, but it does have to do with AT&T. About 2 or 3 years ago I got a landline phone plan with them that was unlimited local and long distance for $40 per month. It was more expensive than a place like Vonage, but I really wanted the physical land line. I got my first bill and it was $52, and there were no setup fees in there. They had managed to pack in $12, or 30%, of taxes, fees, surcharges, cost recovery (what the hell, isn't that the point of charging the first price to begin with), 911 fees, etc. So I immediately switched to VOIP. I have to say that these phone companies suck, and I cannot believe that they can't give you an all-in number.

    I was thinking of switching from Vongage to Comcast since Comcast doesn't have to go thru MY router and firewall and impact my QOS. After my transfer to an agent who could confirm that I wanted to do (and to assure them that I was really who I said I am and that I wasn't coerced into it) the woman repeated the mantra "You understand that the cost will be $19.95 a month for the first year and $29.95 per month thereafter plus taxes and user fees. I stopped her and ask what that amount might be - she claimed over and over that she could not tell me what the government might charge me - nor what the 'user fees' would be. OI felt like I was in the A&C "Who's on first" skit. I finally told her that if they were not able to tell me my FIRST month's bill I was not going to buy. She could not. So - I didn't.

  73. weasel words, still doesn't answer the question by jeko · · Score: 2, Informative

    Um, no, sorry, not quite. The page you reference begins by saying that these may or may not be the fees you pay. Still doesn't answer the man's entirely reasonable question of "How much will my bill be?"

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  74. My numbers by yoyhed · · Score: 1

    I pay $75/month for my T-Mobile 1000-minute, unlimited texting and data plan for my Blackberry. After taxes and fees, it's $81.34. Pretty reasonable.

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  75. Your estimated bill by willpost · · Score: 1

    You're in luck. I used to work there, analyzed customers bills, have a basic plan, purchased the iPhone 3G, and can view my bill.

    My first iPhone bill wasn't as bad as worst case. It turned out to almost $120, and the average month will probably be $85 at best.

    Monthly Service
    NAT450R5KNW: Nation 450 min Roaming 5000 Nights and Weekends $39.99
    Data Plan iPhone $30
    Credits, Adjustments, & Other $2.85
    Government Fees & Taxes $8.69
    Text Message Feature $5.00

    Your lowest monthly bill: $86.53
    (NAT450R5KNW) + (iPhone Data) + (Credits, Adjustments, & Other) + (Government Fees & Taxes) + ($5 txt message feature)
    $39.99 + $30.00 + $2.85 + $8.69 + $5.00 = $86.53

    If Credits, Adjustments, Other returns to the amount prior to the iPhone upgrade, it would be $0.63
    If Government Fees & Taxes returns to the amount prior to the iPhone upgrade, it would be $5.45
    That would bring the lowest monthly bill down to $81.07

    Your first month bill best case: $104.53
    Assuming you cut over at the end of your billing period:
    (Credits, Adjustments, & Other (Upgrade)) + $18 Upgrade fee
    $39.99 + $30.00 + $20.85 + $8.69 + $5.00 = $104.53

    Your first month bill worst case: $170.33
    Prorated 150% for cutting over in middle of billing cycle
    (NAT450R5KNW) * 1.5 = $60
    (iPhone Data) * 1.5 = $45
    Activation instead of Upgrade $36 vs $18
    Also assume you have text overage of $16 because no text feature
    (1 call to Directory Assistance) = $1.79
    (80 Text Messages @ $0.20 ea (no text feature)) = $16
    (Prorated NAT450R5KNW) + (Prorated iPhone Data) + (Credits, Adjustments, Other (Activation)) (Government Fees & Taxes) + (Usages Charges)
    $60 + $45 + $38.85 + $8.69 + $17.79 = $170.33

  76. Re:Reduce your cell-phone taxes -- switch zip code by CyprusBlue113 · · Score: 3, Informative

    This would be illegal in several jurisdictions. Just hope you never get caught doing that.

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  77. Re:WTF???!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apparently this girl can't figure out too much, as she needs the rep to even read her OWN old phone bill to her. And yes, if a person is paying 37.5% tax/surcharge on a cell phone plan, then an equivalent $70 plan would probably cost about $103/mo. I agree, isn't this a little melodramatic??

  78. Oh the joy by zokier · · Score: 1

    My phone costs are about:

    Monthly fee: 0.66 per month
    Phone calls: 0.069 per minute
    Text messages: 0.069 per piece
    MMS-messages: 0.19 per piece
    Data(3G or GPRS): 1.5 per megabyte

    No additional fees or taxes. No longterm contracts. No sim-locked phones. And thats euros(1 Euro = 1.5833 U.S. dollars according to google atm).

    Of course there are different plans available, ie 45e for 3000 mins of calls and 3000 sms.

    Enjoy your iPhone... :)

  79. look on your online bill by nuckin+futs · · Score: 1

    if you go to your account online and click on rate and plan features you 'll see what they charge you. when you click on other charges, you get a screen that shows a breakdown, depending on your state/billing address.
    here's New Jersey:

    Additional Charges
    The additional charges for new customers in your area are shown below, including explanations of each charge.
    The amounts shown below are based on the highest fee/surcharge rates assessed in your state; your actual fees/surcharges may be less. In addition to the AT&T charges described below, you will be billed for mandatory taxes and fees imposed by federal, state, and local governments on wireless subscribers.

    State NEW JERSEY
    Regulatory Cost Recovery Charge 1.25
    Federal Universal Service Fund 11.4%
    State Universal Service Fund $0.00
    Other AT&T Surcharges 0.00%

  80. Verizon also would not quote a bottom-line price by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
    It is a problem with the cellular industry, not the iPhone in particular. I spent nearly an hour on the phone with Verizon, going up through two levels of supervisors and management, and no one would tell me what the bottom-line charge would be for my cell phone. Not a single person.

    .

    While blaming the world's problems on the iPhone certainly appears to be the norm nowadays, this one is a red herring. Blame the cellular industry. File a complaint with the FTC (US) about the bait and switch tactics in use.

  81. Hey - they want to F*** us over in the EU too! by m1bxd · · Score: 1

    The latest for the EU region is to *uck us over like the US! http://www.eubusiness.com/Telecoms/termination-rates-guide In the UK for sure, we have a system called caller pays. Yes US folks - it's really simple, we don't pay for people cold calling us from third world countries trying to sell us rubbish, and we do not pay for the privilege of being sold to! This is the reason why the UK and many other countries are so far ahead of mobile phone uptake usage. My call plan is £31.50 with Orange UK, unlimited calls to UK numbers and UK mobiles, oh free basic broadband over my BT PSTN line. But the EU politicians are being lent on by US telcos to roger us, just the way you are in the states. Great for the telcos, crap for customers. Paying to receive cold calls - it's incredible!

  82. Taxes can vary down to the level of the city by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Telecommunication taxes vary from state to state, county to county, town to town. There is no way for an AT&T rep to know what all the different taxes are for everyone. You need to plug the plan in against your address. There is software that does this but it is not open source, hence VERY expensive.

  83. simpler Web 3.0 beta solution by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 2, Insightful

    All the poor guy wants to know is some basic pricing info. Seems to me all he has to do is post this question more directly. After the initial rant about AT&T, let's just ask one of us.

    iPhone Dotter, who has this plan, please post this data (even if you have to do it shielded anonymous.)

    Or is billing structure copyrighted now?

    --
    My first Journal Entry ever, in 8 years! http://slashdot.org/journal/365947/aphelion-scifi-fantasy-horror-poetry-webzine
    1. Re:simpler Web 3.0 beta solution by mr_matticus · · Score: 1

      Where do you get that he has an iPhone? Nowhere in the entry does he mention anything to do with Apple or the iPhone, despite what everyone seems to be gravitating toward. Many of those people are the same ones who complain, "there are other phones out there!"--but now seem to see phantom iPhones everywhere.

      Like any US cell phone contract plan, you're looking at a total cost in fees and taxes of 10-15% on top of the features you select. It's not rocket science to ballpark it, but no one can individually get a result within a one dollar confidence interval without specific information on rates, plan selections, and geographic location.

  84. ... and incomplete Re:That was easy by wwwrat · · Score: 1

    Besides the issue that none of the sales representatives know enough to mention that link, it also appears to be missing taxes, which, in my area, include federal, state, county, and local... all 4 levels!

    "The amounts shown below are based on the highest fee/surcharge rates assessed in your state; your actual fees/surcharges may be less. In addition to the AT&T charges described below, you will be billed for mandatory taxes and fees imposed by federal, state, and local governments on wireless subscribers."

    When I had AT&T / Cingular, I asked and got no answer. Back when I had Verizon, same deal. We're now on T-Mobile and Sprint... just as clueless.

  85. they can't and never will tell you... by tblake · · Score: 0

    If they give you an answer, and they're wrong, then they have to explain to you when you come back, why the answer wasn't right. And you can say you won't come back, but the next person might.

    You can't trust customers these days, beleive me, I don't trust mine, it's why most of my answers are vague and as general as possible as well.

  86. ridiculous by zer0cool1ng · · Score: 1

    That's ridiculous. All they give you is the price without taxes?? We don't see anything like that almost anywhere in Europe. Besides we have rechargeable cards. You charge it with watever and whenever you want to spend. Is prepaid your only option in there?? I understand why this happens. Because your cellphones have the same numbers as a home "fixed phone" or wharetever you call it. In here cellphones have different prefixes and people know they are paying more to call them but whoever receives a call doesn't pay just for receiving.. It makes much more sense. I have a cellphone and I charge it with 7.5â(euro) and it takes months before I spend it. I don't use the cellphone much of course. And if I had to spend a lot more I wouldn't even have one. If I used it a lot I would probably have one tariff in which you charge it with 10â a month and you get unlimited calling/sms and 3G calls to whoever has the same tariff.

  87. privacy? what privacy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    invasion of privacy? after the wholesale wiretapping episodes and the need for congressional immunity? what a bunch of mofu clowns. i'm getting close to reverting to pigeons. middle finger salute to att and its' corrupt brethren.

  88. How much tax to you really pay? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You may not realize it but most people pay more than 50% tax in the US. Fed income 30% ,State income 12%, country tax 2%,city tax 2%, sales tax 7% and maybe 3% on the other taxes such as excise tax and whatever else the mainly lawyers(politicians) can come up with. The Total 57%. The way most rich people get out of taxes and this includes the Kennedy's, Kerry's, and Clinton's is through charitable trust. (The charity that Bill Clinton donated $10,000,000 to last year was the Clinton Trust) They have very little income, homes, property, stocks, bonds, etc since all it all goes into the trust. They get money to live on from the trust and live in homes owned by the trust. I don't know how much money the trust has to donate to maintain its status as tax free but I bet it is a lot less than the amount of taxes they would pay other wise.

  89. Some additional info... by multimediavt · · Score: 1

    Ok, I worked on a project a few years back to visualize how phone calls were billed and the taxes applied, etc. This was no easy task. In fact, the project was abandoned at the time because it was just too darn hard! Too many variables and conditions where records could be lost [gasp!] were the main cause of the abandonment. Of course, the research I was doing was on landline calling. I can only imagine that the situation is very similar for cell calling. It's literally amazing that any of the calls we make actually make it to a bill at all!

    Having said that, I can see why they are told to not quote exact costs when those costs are based on things that might not happen due to how calls are billed, etc. Pile on top of that the fact that carriers are charged usage fees by the government that are then spread out over all customers. Then there's the fee changes that happen yearly, taxes varying from locality to locality depending on where the tower is you're talking on, etc., etc.

    It's a big mess. They are afraid (legally) to quote an exact number for the cost. They could be sued for misquoting. In this utterly stupid, litigious society we live in they are erring on the side of caution, as their lawyers have informed them. I agree that it's a ridiculous and annoying practice, but knowing the background I do understand their position.

  90. Their website by Helios1182 · · Score: 1

    From http://www.wireless.att.com/learn/articles-resources/wireless-terms.jsp

    "Taxes, fees and discretionary charges will apply to your wireless service and will be reflected on your bill. AT&T Mobility imposes either a Regulatory Cost Recovery Charge of up to $1.25 or a Regulatory Programs Charge of $1.75 to help defray costs incurred to comply with State and Federal telecommunications regulations, such as E911 deployment, State and Federal Universal Service, and other government mandates on AT&T Mobility. These charges are not taxes or government required assessments on end-user customers. AT&T Mobility has chosen to pass through these charges to its customers. Actual tax/fee/surcharge information for a particular locality can be found at wireless.att.com/cell-phone-service/additionalcharges/."

  91. the real US tax rate is 40%, across the board by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  92. My $59.99 plan actually = $71.89 by paulbiz · · Score: 1

    In Missouri, my 3G (but non-iPhone) 450/5000 minutes plan plus unlimited internet and 500 texts is $59.99 plus $6.87 in "other charges" and $5.04 in "government fees and taxes". Those break down as:

    Credits, Adjustments & Other Charges
    Regulatory Cost Recovery Charge 0.33
    Federal Universal Service Charge 1.23
    Municipal Gross Receipts Surcharge 5.31

    Government Fees & Taxes
    State Sales Tax 2.81
    County Sales Tax 1.23
    City Sales Tax 1.00

  93. Re:iPhone?? I thought this is about fees and taxes by paulbiz · · Score: 1

    What does this have to do with the iPhone, really? Is 3G in the USA really limited to the iPhone? I may hope not so for you guys!

    3G is not limited to iPhone at all; I've been using it for a year on my Nokia phone and paying the same price I did before I had a 3G phone. They charge more for 3G when you have an iPhone simply because they can.

  94. Grammar Nazi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "it's just a petty"

    Did you mean "it's just a pity?"

  95. Eat the difference in undercharges - and credits? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    had to refund overcharges or eat the difference in undercharges

    Every month my bill varies within $0.50 with miscellaneous taxes and sometimes tax credits. I assume tax credits are refunds of overcharges from the month earlier. But what happens when an account is cancelled? Does AT&T eat the credit?

    A few years ago I cancelled an AT&T account that was out-of-contract (month-to-month then). I got the final bill about 3 weeks later. After paying it, I got another final bill a month later for about $0.40 for extra taxes (and only 1 of my 3 banks lets me use online bill payer to send a check under a buck). And a month after that, I got yet another final bill for about $0.60. I called and complained that I was not paying as I already received 2 final bills. They wouldn't budge, but knowing they won't hang up on me, I milked the call for over 1/2 hour (I was driving and had nothing else more fun to do) until they threw in the towel after I asked how much this call was costing them. A month later, I received a check for about $0.30. It seems that after they posted a $0.60 credit, a real tax credit then landed in my account.

  96. Re:Reduce your cell-phone taxes -- switch zip code by Mana+Mana · · Score: 1

    This piece is 2 years old. Do you, or does anyone else have a good link to the current cellular tax rates that states charge???

  97. ...A breakdown for ya...... by Anachragnome · · Score: 1

    Federal Universal Service Charge:

    A fee that AT&T charges you for simply being a customer that pays taxes on service(pretty much all of us, unless covered by a government contract for service. They government does not tax itself). They CAN tell you what that one is, per month, as they determine the amount, not a government agency. They simply choose not to. The name is misleading. It has NOTHING to do with the Federal Government. AT&T pays a fee to the Government, they simply pass that fee onto you although they are not mandated to do so.

    Regulatory Cost Recovery Charge:

    A fee AT&T charges you to recoup the cost of PROCESSING taxes on BEHALF of government agencies. It costs them money to do the accounting for your taxes and they, quite simply, pass the cost to you directly. This is not a tax or government-imposed fee. They CAN tell you what this one is, per month, as they determine the amount, not a government agency. They simply choose not to.

    911 Training Fee:

    This is a fee AT&T charges you. Unless it specifically mentions a municipality, state or other entity, the fee is going to AT&T. It is always on the bill, yet some areas do not have this fee as the training is usually paid for by the "911 Service Fee". If your local or state governments do not have such a fee, it is replaced on the bill by AT&T's own fee, and thus, they can tell you what it amounts to, each month, as it is determined by them, not a government agency. If it DOES specifically mention a entity other then AT&T, then AT&T may decline to tell you specifically what the amount will be, month to month, as they have no control over changes to the fee made by this other entity.

    State Sales tax:

    An actual tax! The state gets this fee. AT&T may decline to tell you the month to month cost of this tax as they have no control over the changes in such a tax. AT&T spends money calculating and billing you for this tax. The cost of such calculating and billing is passed on to you in the form of a "Regulatory Cost Recovery Fee"(see above)imposed on you by AT&T.

    911 Service Fee:

    A fee many local and state governments charge to offset the cost of 911 Emergency systems. AT&T collects this tax from you on behalf of the government. AT&T charges you to do this in the form of a "Regulatory Cost Recovery Fee"(see above)

    If ANY of these charges apply to you, the cost of calculating them and billing you for them is passed onto you, the customer, in the form of the "Regulatory Cost Recovery Charge", imposed entirely by, and for the benefit of, AT&T.

    I might add that there are NO regulations regarding the inherently slimy practice of a company putting their OWN fees in the same portion of your bill as the REAL taxes and fees. It is a con to give the impression these charges originate outside the company and to lend an air of authenticity, to state their own fees in the guise of of a governmentally-imposed fee. It is, quite simply put, a scam.

    AT&T is not the only company that does this. They all do. Look at your bill. Then go read the FCC page regarding these fees/taxes/ripoffs at....

    http://www.fcc.gov/cgb/phonebills/samplePhonebill.html#Carrier%20Universal%20Service%20Charge:

  98. from a former AT&T Wireless rep.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you had asked for break down of the fees, they would have been able to do so. But once you start asking about taxes and such the call center reps do not have that information and it does vary heavily state to state. If I remember from my days behind the phone, New York was the worst by a huge margin for taxes and levies by the city, and state.

  99. who cares is correct by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just figure about 15 to 20 extra in taxes. i live in ga and it's only about 10 more in taxes, but the crazy thing is that at&t charges more in "user fees" then t-mobile, which is why i have the iphone on a t-mobile plan and am saving about 10 a month.

    the other thing just buck up and pay the damn taxes or get a phone that requires a cheaper plan.

  100. They did this for digital cable too. by Fishbulb · · Score: 1

    When I bought a house, I called up Comcast, the monopoly-owner-provider there, and ordered Extended Analog service (having previously been a digital subscriber). The chipper young woman on the other end of the line piped back, "Why? For only $5 more per month, you can get digital service with 900 channels!" I don't need 900 channels, ever, but I wanted her to see the real behind-the-scenes crap going on, so I replied with, "Oh? Just $5 more per month? How about after fees and taxes?"

    "Let's see...for Analog service, altogether you're paying...$31.50 per month. For digital... Oh."

    "Hmm?"

    "$55 per month."

    "Yeah, exactly. Analog, please."

  101. In The Before Time by OldManAndTheC++ · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, but it was a dark and formless void. Shapes moved there that were called phones, but were not true phones, since they did not come from the mind of Steve.

    And thus it came to pass that Steve brought forth the iPhone, and there was much rejoicing amongst the faithful, who gathered in long lines to receive the blessing. And it was good.

    But doubt crept into weak minds, and some questioned the benificence of Steve. The blessing was hacked and despoiled, And Steve heard of this and was wroth, and lo! He sent forth His firmware updates in a storm of righteousness, and many were bricked, and there was gnashing of teeth and rending of t-shirts. Thus is the vengeance of Steve.

    Ever merciful and benificent is Steve, and to reward those who follow him without question, he brought forth the iPhone 3G, to bless the faithful and redeem the unfaithful, and there was much rejoicing.

    But still there is doubt amongst the weak and confused, who see but who do not believe. Do not give them bread or salt, or allow them to plug in their chargers, for they are unworthy.

    --
    Soylent Green is peoplicious!
    1. Re:In The Before Time by n+dot+l · · Score: 1

      Hahahahaha...

      Oh man. I would so give you my +5 Funny if I could right now.

  102. No Difference for Land Lines by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I went through this with Verizon and a land line phone. Tried to find out how much my final bill would be so I could compare to my current plan. They would never tell me.

  103. Rogers 3G in Canada by Accordion+Noir · · Score: 1

    Up in NORTH America, Canada has these cell-monopolies you might have heard about. I am looking at switching to the Rogers/Fido branch of the beast - because my Telus phone doesn't work in my basement apartment in the middle of Vancouver, but Rogers does. (Oh, and I want an iPhone.) It was very helpful to find this discussion about iPhone (3G) plans, strongly recommending not to get the "official" plans. This practical advice for those about to bite the bullet, is uncommon. http://www.ehphone.ca/2008/07/have-you-signed-up-for-the-rogersfido-iphone-plans-or-not/#comment-1975 There's been reams of talk about how bad various plans are, or boycotting the iPhone, or Rogers, or cell-providers in general (my preference in many ways), but it's nice to see a little talk about "well if you're gonna do it, here's how to get screwed the least." I appreciate that advice.

    --
    "Ruthlessly pursuing the idea that the accordion is just another instrument."
  104. US Mobile Market Sucks by nanoakron · · Score: 1

    I've said it before and I'll say it again - the US mobile phone system sucks. Don't start modding me because of some misplaced nationalism - the US choice of phones, software locks by networks, data pricing, choice of CDMA over GSM for a large part of your history, your pricing plans, your 'pay to receive' models - they all suck.

    You need a system like the UK (no joke - we got something right for once and I'm going to sing its praises):

    Prices including tax up front, and quite cheap in terms of purchasing power parity
    Pay only for texts you send or calls you make. No text or call spam because of this (well, like one message and call in the last 3 years)
    Shorter contracts
    Wide choice of phone
    GSM means you can switch out your SIM overseas (forget the iPhone here, it's quite unique in the market - Orange gives you your unlock codes after 6 months, where does that happen in the US?)

    1. Re:US Mobile Market Sucks by klashn · · Score: 1

      I think with T-Mobile in the US after 90-days of being a customer in good standing you can request an unlock code.

  105. Aren't we talking about a few dollars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have an original iPhone. Every month I pay between $74 and $75. I don't understand what the problem is.

    1. Re:Aren't we talking about a few dollars? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ~$0.50 x 25 million subscribers is a nice chunk of change that most people won't notice. If it fluctuates constantly, and the average slowly goes up, they stand to make lots more money. Think my tinfoil hat may be losing its abilities...

  106. Don't ask what a tax is for either by sys_mast · · Score: 1

    I'm not talking about normal sales tax, I mean ask about one of those other "fees" Their response, "the FCC allows us to charge you that" me:"OK, what FCC rule/regulation states that you can charge me that?" ATT:"i don't know" Me:"ok then don't charge me that until you can tell me what allows you to." ATT:"no"

    Cingular was OK, until ATT took them over, at least in my experince. A few more months and I'm canceling at the end of my contract. I've always played the game of just switching carriers just to get a slightly lower rate. This is the first time I'm switching because the service is just BAD. If the quality was the same/better as it was before ATT got involved I wouldn't even switch, I'm to busy.

    OK, I'm done ranting. But really try asking the question about what a tax is for and why they are allowed to charge that as a seperate line item not include it in their main charge for the service.

    -ME

    --
    Those who can, do.
  107. It's true :( by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked for a local AT&T cell phone shop for over 2 years and shared the frustration of not being able to give the customer an exact, down to the cent figure for a new cell phone. What you have been told is true, we are not provided detailed information on the so called "service and govt fees."

    However, any good sales rep ought to at least be able to ESTIMATE, within $5 or so, the amount of extra fees on any given combination of features. In my state, a $49.99 monthly phone rate usually had AROUND $5 worth in extra fees... not including the standard 7% state sales tax. A plan of $99.99 that included data services would have close to $10 of extra fees, at most.

    This is all contingent of course on there being no overages/ringtone downloads/international calls etc...

  108. Heres how it works. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to work for at&t and here's what the deal is. If they QUOTE you a price, and later you say "But now its .03c more, you lied to me!" then customers feel the urge to sue, call the public utilities commission, (which has no jurisdiction), the FTC, the FCC or the BBB(Which is not a government agency). So to avoid false, or misleading statements, no one should EVER quote you how much taxes and surcharges are ever going to be. Taxes are not controllable. There are taxes for cities, states, counties, and federal. So yeah they can't quote you an exact amount. There are usually no less than 5 groups of people debating on whether to raise your taxes. Since the telcos have no say in those meetings, they can't and aren't required to tell you. What they CAN do, is raise the amount they collect for FUSF or whatever they want to call it this week. What it represents is the amount the FCC tells the telcos they must contribute for each dollar they earn into the general universal service fund. This fund provides operating capital for the FCC, low cost phone services for the disabled, libraries, and other entities which qualify for a discount. The phone companies aren't collecting it FOR the FCC, they are making up a surcharge because the FCC is collecting it from THEM. Rather than start losing the up to 11% the FCC started taking from them, they decided to try to hide it in a surcharge and pass the saving on to themselves. Now you know what is hiding in your phone bill. Every company does it, it's not illegal, and it's nothing you should really complain about. The prices you are quoted are the prices they offer, neither THEY nor YOU can expect to know anything beyond that.

  109. Re:Reduce your cell-phone taxes -- switch zip code by hab136 · · Score: 1

    This would be illegal in several jurisdictions. Just hope you never get caught doing that.

    While it may be illegal (fraud?) to claim an address where you don't receive mail, it's certainly not illegal to have an out-of-state billing address.

    Sort of off-topic.. I replaced my local-to-my-town USPS post office box with http://www.earthclassmail.com/ - they scan all your mail and you download it as PDFs. They're based out of Beaverton, Oregon - but they can also give you a Portland address (among other cities across the US). I'm very happy with them BTW, costs about $100 a year and I don't have to scan my bills myself, go the the post office, or worry about missing important mail while I'm traveling. Did I mention I'm very happy with them? :)

    Anyways, AT&T was happy to change my (non-Oregon) billing address to Oregon, since that was actually my new billing address. I don't remember if it changed my taxes; I don't recall any drop in my bill, but then again I wasn't looking for any.

  110. Billing system, plus bad customers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I worked cable, and I would probably have behaved similarly to the AT&T reps.

              1) The billing system was crap. No, I couldn't pull up some random person's account -- there was auditing and I probably would have been fired (rightly -- as a customer, would you want someone trolling through your account at random?) And, no, I couldn't fake-setup an account. I couldn't even see the taxes, they were generated at bill-printing time. When I used to have AT&T, well, my spider-sense says they had a similar billing system based on my interactions with them.

              2) Bad customers. For the most common plan or two, I could give exact figures, because the call center I worked at was small -- ~6 people, and covering a limited area, so I knew the plans. For a few plans, I estimated once or twice -- I'd get the same customers back a month later, FURIOUS, because "Someone at your company said it'd cost $65 and it's $65.38" or some similarly trivial amount. Fuck that. It was fun to point out "That was me, and I told you it was an estimate" but after a few times it' just wasn't worth it. I know you wouldn't be like that, but the person at AT&T doesn't, and the "bad customers" have ruined it for you.

  111. lol @ anonymous douchebag by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Two consecutive comments scarcely constitutes "shilling your own posts". Who the fuck modded this stupid shit up?!? Kickban 'em all, get rid of the deliberate pollution on /.

  112. Take-Away from this by DarksideDaveOR · · Score: 1

    So it looks like the basic take-away from this article is this:
    US Cell Phone companies don't quote real-life costs because then they might have to stick to them.
    Telecom Regulation in the US is a very bad joke.

  113. I Love Irony by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    Virgin Mobile. NO extra fees. At all. Why they say 10$, they mean 10$. Just add sales tax.

    Thanks for that.

    --
    They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
  114. Wrong by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    taxes are so high in a place like Norway, they have a lot more government-provided services, stuff that we have to pay out the wazoo for in the U.S. Heath care is an obvious one.

    I'm pretty sure health care is the only one. And how expensive is your health care, really? Mine is about $500/mo for the entire family including copays, etc., and I don't consider my health plan to be any good at all. So my out of pocket health care expense is only $6k/year, but if I had to pay 50% taxes (that 50% underestimates the tax liability by a huge amount, by the way... look at their VAT to see why!) that would cost me way more than $6k. So I'm quite happy with the US system.

    Incidentally, the richest people here in America don't actually pay 35%. The dirty little secret that rich people don't want you to know because you'd probably vote it out of existence is that the tax rate on the wealthy is closer to 15%, which is much lower than you or I likely pay. (What's your marginal income tax rate?)

    This is a 100% Class-A bullshit argument. Who cares what anyone's marginal rate is? I'd happily let you set my marginal rate as high as you want--but only if I get to set my effective rate! ;)

    So let's look at the effective tax rates. Look at yours. What is it? Probably under 10%. For a wealthy person, it's going to be much higher thanks to the AMT. Even if you just want to look at marginal rates, you have to realize that the AMT marginal rate for capital gains is 22% and most deductions are disallowed under AMT.

    Find a wealthy person and ask that person what his or her effective income tax rate is. I'd be willing to bet dollars to donuts that effective rate is lower.

    --
    They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock
  115. Damn preview button by Slashdot+Parent · · Score: 1

    I'd be willing to bet dollars to donuts that effective rate is lower.

    That should read "I'd be willing to bet dollars to donuts that your effective rate is lower."

    --
    They don't grade fathers, but if your daughter's a stripper, you fucked up. --Chris Rock