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  1. Re:Newsflash... on Dual Cores Taken for a Spin in Multitasking · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    -- Remember Christine Watkins

    1st person eaten in Jaws.
    What do I win?

  2. Re:break it up on Lack Of Developers Delays OpenOffice.org · · Score: 2, Funny
    Hey, why not run "oocalc" instead of "ooffice"? ...
    Even better, why not run "gnumeric". :)
  3. Obscene on Cell Architecture Explained · · Score: 1
    ... promises seemingly obscene computing capabilities for what will rapidly become a very low price.
    It's for cheaper better porn.
  4. Four Years? on Linux Has Fewer Bugs Than Rivals · · Score: 2, Insightful
    according to a four-year analysis of ...
    ... the 2.6 Linux production kernel

    The 2.6 kernel isn't even a year old yet. How'd they do a 4 year analysis?

    No I didn't RTFA.

  5. Re:I don't get it on New Vulnerability Affects All Browsers · · Score: 1
    "Click on the attachment to see Laura Bush nude!"


    Where's the attachment? I wanna click!

  6. Re:Playstation3 vs. XBox2 on The Mystery of Cell Processors · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think you'll find that the T1000 would still win.

  7. Re:I'm more interested in a video card on pcHDTV Card Available, Legal for Now · · Score: 4, Informative

    Have you considered a PC to HDTV converter?

  8. Re:RTFA euummm... Tried... on DVB-T STB/MPEG2 Player That Can Access SMB Shares · · Score: 1
    Anyone got something with more meat?
    Here you go then.
  9. Re:That's why... on 'Tit for Tat' Defeated In Prisoner's Dilemma Challenge · · Score: 1
    ... Southampton had the top three performers -- but also a load of utter failures at the bottom of the table who sacrificed themselves for the good of the team.

    Be aware that you may be required to sacrifice yourself.

  10. Re:I can't remember... on Adobe Releasing New Photo Format · · Score: 1, Funny

    I think we hate them for being mean to that Russia geezer.

  11. Crash on What Should be Included in a Linux Crash Course? · · Score: 4, Funny
    I think a linux crash course should include:
    Kernel Panic &
    Segmentation Fault

  12. Tuna on Mono's Cocoa# Underway, GTK# Takes on Windows.Forms · · Score: 1
    Just like I buy dolphin safe Tuna ...
    What's so ethical about eating an endangered species?
    I'm fairly certain that Mono and .Net are also dolphin friendly, but you eat what you choose.

  13. Re:Office for Linux? who'd use it? on How Microsoft Could Embrace Linux · · Score: 4, Funny
    why would any linux user use MS Office
    There are some things that just don't work on other word processor. :-)
  14. Re:What Microsoft gives on The Software Politics Of 2004's Presidential Race · · Score: 1
    1998: $874,618 to the Republicans.
    2000: $2,468,793 to the Republicans.
    2002: $2,526,731 to the Republicans.
    2004: $708,910 to the Republicans.

    I guess the rest of their 2004 money went to those Europeans.

  15. Re:MMO? on Auto Assault's Vehicular MMO Mayhem Probed · · Score: 2, Informative
    Yes, lots of lazy people.

  16. Re:Dell Latitude C610 Sucess(mostly) on ACPI and S3 Sleep on the Linux Desktop? · · Score: 1
    I can just hear myself on the phone with my mom ...

    My mom doesn't even want to suspend to RAM you insensitive clod.

  17. Re:Even more interesting for OSS on Genetic Algorithms for GCC Optimization · · Score: 3, Funny
    Imagine the pain of evolutionary algorithm optimized Gentoo installation. That'll beat the zealots.

  18. Re:I hate tailgaters on Intelligent Road Studs · · Score: 1

    you really is an intelligent road stud

  19. Re:please everybody on The Subtle Tyranny Of Spreadsheets · · Score: 1
    Tables can behave unpredicatble in MS Words. I know, in Office 97 at least, that arrows would snap to Flowchart AutoShapes in Excel but not in Word.

    Most people are not trained in the desktop they use. They'll just go with whatever's easiest.

  20. Is a mixture made by mixing on May The Force (of Mayonnaise) Be With You! · · Score: 2, Funny
    "Obviously, any application where there are mixtures of oil and water -- like petroleum production, food processing and the like -- could be candidates."
    I was told that oil and water don't mix. (It says so in the article.) Can you have a mixture of things that don't mix?

    May be mixture doesn't mean what I think it does.

  21. Re:Do programs count? on Homebrew Musical Instruments? · · Score: 1

    NO.

  22. SourceForge on Freeware for Windows -- Where Did It Go? · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Try searching SourceForge.

  23. TheInquirer on Microsoft Seeks Patent On Virtual Desktop Pager · · Score: 1
    TheInquier has linked to the partent.

    Fame at last.

  24. Re:Is it really needed? on Linux Installfest At MIT On February 28 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Fear of change is always an issue.
    The support offered will help show some people that they don't need it.

  25. employee contact on Where is the Line on Email Privacy? · · Score: 2, Informative
    IANAL, in the UK the standard policy is to quote the Data Protection Act and delete any evidence.

    If the employee's contract, like mine, states that the company owns all e-mail communication then they owns it.