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  1. Re:It's a shame, but I'm ok with it on How Artificial Intelligence Is Changing Music · · Score: 1

    Oh, and as a Canadian, I'd like to apologize to the rest of the world for Nickleback.

    No need: Glenn Gould and Rush more than make up for the sin that is Nickleback.

  2. Ubiquitous on Is Mozilla Ubiquity Dead? · · Score: 4, Funny

    ... the project is no longer being actively developed.

    You might even say that Ubiquity is not Ubiquitous.

  3. Re:Russian mob was doing this in the 1990's on Criminals Hide Payment-Card Skimmers In Gas Pumps · · Score: 1
    Call it credit card "protection" money!

    Pay us or we'll break ya credit card's fuckin' legs.

  4. Re:This Is Not Censorship At All on Apple Bans Sexy Apps, Developers Upset · · Score: 1

    This Is Not Censorship At All
    by Anonymous Coward [aka Steve Jobs]

  5. Well duh! on How Banker Trojans Steal Millions Every Day · · Score: 5, Funny

    Banker trojans have become a serious problem

    Look at how much they stole from the American taxpayer! Oh wait, you're talking about computers.

    Speaking of Trojans, they didn't even lube it up before they put it in our ass!

  6. Re:So on Is OLED TV Technology In Jeopardy? · · Score: 1

    Why is Sony throwing in the towel now?

    They're probably not. This is just speculation.

    Sony's decision to kill the unit in its home market and reduce the rate at which it's investing in future OLED TV development has been perceived in some corners as a judgment on the long-term feasibility of OLED technology.

    We have the

    • Critique of the Critics
    • Punditry of the Pundits
    • Muck of the Muckrakers
    • Quibbles of the Quibblers

    And now introducing: Perception from some corners!

  7. Re:Interesting Article But... on Stone Tools Found On Crete Push Back Humans' Maritime History · · Score: 4, Funny

    The National Institute of Oceanography states that in studies the sea level of India's coast were about 100m lower about 14k years ago, so extrapolating (a dangerous game I know =) we could say it may be possible that at some point the voyage to Crete was either walkable, or a very short sea voyage.

    So you're saying that the oceans didn't even exist 1,529,360 years ago!? I know, snarky, but I couldn't resist. Hey, you said it was a dangerous game!

  8. Re:They're just rocks. on Stone Tools Found On Crete Push Back Humans' Maritime History · · Score: 3, Insightful

    But just because you don't know anything about a subject doesn't mean you have to have opinions about it.

    I know there's a joke in here somewhere that includes the words "Uh dude," and "Slashdot," but I can't quite make it out.

  9. Re:Why four legs? on DARPA Puts $32M Toward Quadruped Robot Prototype · · Score: 1

    That video is so funny! Laughed so hard I cried first time I saw it.

  10. ADHD? on Google Phasing Out Gears For HTML5 · · Score: 4, Funny

    I know that it's good to for a corporation to explore new avenues, but sometimes I get the feeling that Google has ADHD.

  11. Re:The 90s called, on Comcast Shoots For New Image, Rebranding As Xfinity · · Score: 1

    The 90s called, they want their "x" back.

    At least they didn't call it "iFinity"!

  12. Re:Xfinity equals... on Comcast Shoots For New Image, Rebranding As Xfinity · · Score: 4, Funny
    I think that their marketing guys have been reading too much Slashdot!

    1. Change name to Xfinity.
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

    What a great business plan!

  13. Re:Context on Studies Reveal Why Kids Get Bullied and Rejected · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I would say it is because they are in an environment where they are being bullied

    You don't see that kind of shit in the workplace, at least not the in-your-face kind of thing: adults would never stand for it. It's weird how it is tolerated in a child's environment. "Boys will be boys" and such.

    I was naturally a nerd and would've continued down that path happily into a career as a scientist, but I had to become "cool" to fit in. I know that I didn't really "have to" and that it was my choice, but I believe that an environment that was more conducive to the brighter students would have led a few more of us in that direction.

  14. Re:I could have told you that. on Studies Reveal Why Kids Get Bullied and Rejected · · Score: 1

    Or... sociopaths get ostracized. The herd protects itself from wierdos.

    Uhh... you wouldn't happen to be a bully would you? Something's telling me that you might just be one! :-D

  15. Re:Science has triumphed once more!!!! on Nano-Scale Robot Arm Moves Atoms With 100% Accuracy · · Score: 1

    Man, that is some weird science!

  16. Re:Does a bigger brain really mean higher IQ? on Scientists Postulate Extinct Hominid With 150 IQ · · Score: 2, Funny

    My thoughts exactly. A dolphin, the mammal with one of the largest brains out there, is NOT smarter then a human.

    Shows what you know!

    From the Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy:

    For instance, on the planet Earth, man had always assumed that he was more intelligent than dolphins because he had achieved so much - the wheel, New York, wars and so on - whilst all the dolphins had ever done was muck about in the water having a good time. But conversely, the dolphins had always believed that they were far more intelligent than man - for precisely the same reasons.

    and...

    The last ever dolphin message was misinterpreted as a surprisingly sophisticated attempt to do a double-backwards-somersault through a hoop whilst whistling the 'Star Spangled Banner', but in fact the message was this: So long and thanks for all the fish.

  17. Re:Crippling Early Termination Fee on Verizon Defends Doubling of Early Termination Fee · · Score: 1

    Man, I would love to get the Droid, but I had Verizon. I'd rather shoot myself in the head than go back to that nightmare of a company. Don't get me wrong, I have AT&T and I really hate how they've spied on us, but this is a case of choosing Satan himself or one of his lowly henchmen who - when he fucks you in the ass - will at least use some lube.

  18. Re:Huh what? on DECAF Was Just a Stunt, Now Over · · Score: 1

    In addition to their message of security the authors somehow manage to interject a discussion about religion so who knows what the real goal was.

    Is anyone hiring professional trolls? These guys must be rejects from Microsoft's FUD division.

  19. Re:billion kilometers on Lake On Titan Winks From a Billion Kilometers Away · · Score: 1

    Its called a terameter. What is the point of the metric system if you don't use the other scales?

    Plain ol' familiarity. Same reason that I would say that I weigh 90 kilograms instead of 0.09 megagrams. Well, maybe that and what it implies. :-O

  20. Re:So let me get this straight... on Hackers Counter Microsoft COFEE With Some DECAF · · Score: 1

    pitchpipe's inverse to Anonymous Coward's conditional: You shouldn't be running open source software on computers you keep public information. Oh, wait a minute!...

  21. Re:impossible on Swiss Geologist On Trial For Causing Earthquakes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You can't "cause" an earthquake. They are caused by tectonic pressure. You may be able to adjust the timing of one, though.

    You are absolutely right. How about a bunch of small quakes rather than one large one. I live in Salt Lake City which geologists say lies on a large fault that is due for a large quake. I'd much rather have a planned quake, even if it was fairly large rather than a huge unexpected one. I guarantee that if that happens I'll know people who'll die. I just really hope that when it does happen it isn't anyone too close to me. Selfish I know, but aren't we all? I just wonder why nobody in that village seems to have thought that maybe he just saved their asses.

  22. Indonesian octopi find tool using Aussie scientist on Aussie Scientists Find Coconut-Carrying Octopus · · Score: 5, Funny

    JAKARTA (OP) - Indonesian octopi have discovered a scientist in Australia that uses rubber flippers on its feet for propulsion in water - unusually sophisticated behavior that the researchers believe is the first evidence of intelligence in a vertebrate animal.

  23. Re:like trying to offer proof to a Birther on The Limits To Skepticism · · Score: 1
    I want to see the land that is covered in New Zeas! I've been to a place that was covered in Engs. Also, I've heard of a place that was covered in Ires, but I don't believe it. What would be really weird is to see a place that was completely infested with Pos. How about one that was saturated in Scots. One with a bunch of Switzers would just be fuckin' kwazy! I don't even know what one would look like if it was covered in Thais. How about one covered in Swazis. All of this shit would be nuts. In fact, I think that you could call it "nutation".

    I'm well fucking aware of what it means to motion btw.

  24. Re:like trying to offer proof to a Birther on The Limits To Skepticism · · Score: 1

    Greenland used to be GREEN with vegetation. It is presently covered in ice.

    Yeah, and Iceland used to be covered in ice. It is presently GREEN with vegetation! Fables are SO cool!

  25. Re:like trying to offer proof to a Birther on The Limits To Skepticism · · Score: 3, Informative

    Particularly when we can't promise that the nations that compete with us on the global stage (*cough* China *cough*) will do the same.

    I work for a global mining giant, so I really can't be considered a tree hugger, but China is starting to kick our ass on green technology. Maybe it is inevitable, but I really believe that if we implement some of the policies sooner rather than later - and we know they're coming - that we will be at least as competitive if not the leader in these things. I really love this country (the US). Damn, the better it does the better me and my children do.!