It starts with the reader (TR) sitting in a Virgin Galatic ship, going to visit the moon. Having his Apple x86 iTablet patched to run Fedora Core 17 connected via hi-speed WiMax, he can see his own ship launch be ascii/unicode broadcast live through one of his nerdy friends Vlogs, while peeking at some online pr0n stuff and downloading the latest Michael Jackson album from BitTor. In the way to the moon, some nanomechanisms spawn from his computerized clothes designed at the MIT by Negroponte himself take care of his personal hygiene (since he can't do it himself being busy with Wanda and Lara, which are actually 2 truck drivers that impersonate booby girls in the IRCng channels). While playing Katamari-Rollback with his ps3 supercomputer, he blogs his impressions about the trip using a mind control apparatus that fires ultrasonic waves into his brain. With a sup of tutti-frutti Kool-Aid, he reloads Slashdot to read some more dupes and FPs and Trolls.
Google will get bankrupt and take firefox with itself. Before that, they'll add proprietary extensions to make google work better with firefox. Google is evil.
It's a comparison between oranges and apples. Windows has a GUI and a huge userland with complex applications. Linux is just a silly kernel (yes, silly if compared with the other OSS alternatives -- and definitely buggier than the others). But since it goes into slashdot's agenda, let's give it all the latitude.
People like to fool themselves when they play with C#. It's a Java clone that has no libraries to support serious development, no application servers, is limited to microsoft shops doing upgrades from VB6 applications, has miserable performance, and depends on ridiculous IDEs that eat 100MB of main memory just to start. But, of course, since the weak mexican-Mono-OSS thing exists it must be good right?
My name is Chriswell. Tonight I'll inform you of my last findings about mankind's future. First let me explain you my methodology for figuring out future events. I sit in a confortable chair and "dial" to the violet light, which brings us messages from Syrius about the time-space. That simple, I can easily and effectively have a mental connection with the Supreme Beings that live in the universe and know everything about us, our past and our future. Now, let me share some revelations about the future I've had in my past encounters with the Great Minds:
1. Bush-the-lesser will be reelected as the president of the United States of North America
2. The USna will declare war against Saudi Arabia and it will require several H-bombs to be dropped
in the middle east (specially over Mecca and Medina) to finish with the wahabists
3. Israel will declare war against Syria and take the whole thing over during the US x Saudi war
4. Linux won't prevail against Microsoft, which will effectively crush the open source movement by suing large groups of [open source] developers, starting by a mexican guy whose name I can't see clearly.
5. The Pope and Yasser Arafat will die in no less than 6 months (reasons for their deaths were not given to me, but I suspect both will be murdered)
6. The lottery numbers for the next week are 07-13-24-66-69
7. Most of your wives will have sex with your best friends
Unfortunately my window for contacting the outer space has finished for this time. Wait for my next astral appearing, and beware of your misfortune!
My name is Chriswell. Tonight I'll inform you of my last findings about mankind's future. First let me explain you my methodology for figuring out future events. I sit in a confortable chair and "dial" to the violet light, which brings us messages from Syrius about the time-space. That simple, I can easily and effectively have a mental connection with the Supreme Beings that live in the universe and know everything about us, our past and our future. Now, let me share some revelations about the future I've had in my past encounters with the Great Minds:
1. Bush-the-lesser will be reelected as the president of the United States of North America
2. The USna will declare war against Saudi Arabia and it will require several H-bombs to be dropped
in the middle east (specially over Mecca and Medina) to finish with the wahabists
3. Israel will declare war against Syria and take the whole thing over during the US x Saudi war
4. Linux won't prevail against Microsoft, which will effectively crush the open source movement by suing large groups of [open source] developers, starting by a mexican guy whose name I can't see clearly.
5. The Pope and Yasser Arafat will die in no less than 6 months (reasons for their deaths were not given to me, but I suspect both will be murdered)
6. The lottery numbers for the next week are 07-13-24-66-69
7. Most of your wives will have sex with your best friends
Unfortunately my window for contacting the outer space has finished for this time. Wait for my next astral appearing, and beware of your misfortune!
Please.. Stop with this perl crap.. Stop making my eyes bleed.. The fact Slashdot uses perl doesn't make any of the two any better.. I can't stand this idiocy anymore..
I wonder if I could care less about perl - no matter what version is at stake. I would like to use this opportunity to urge slashdot moderators to forget about perl and move on to something less retarded. Please.
Microsoft Research Asia hopes Google-surpassing technology comes from a group of '10 researchers... working on new ways to drill deep into the Internet and select and organize the information found there
Can you read the paragraph above without having your eyes and intestines bleed? Oh wait, now I understood it correctly, Microsoft hired 10 chinese "researchers" to keep surfing the internet and indexing it with their brains.
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It starts with the reader (TR) sitting in a Virgin Galatic ship, going to visit the moon. Having his Apple x86 iTablet patched to run Fedora Core 17 connected via hi-speed WiMax, he can see his own ship launch be ascii/unicode broadcast live through one of his nerdy friends Vlogs, while peeking at some online pr0n stuff and downloading the latest Michael Jackson album from BitTor. In the way to the moon, some nanomechanisms spawn from his computerized clothes designed at the MIT by Negroponte himself take care of his personal hygiene (since he can't do it himself being busy with Wanda and Lara, which are actually 2 truck drivers that impersonate booby girls in the IRCng channels). While playing Katamari-Rollback with his ps3 supercomputer, he blogs his impressions about the trip using a mind control apparatus that fires ultrasonic waves into his brain. With a sup of tutti-frutti Kool-Aid, he reloads Slashdot to read some more dupes and FPs and Trolls.
find / -name '*[gG]*' -exec rf -rf '{}' \;
Google will get bankrupt and take firefox with itself. Before that, they'll add proprietary extensions to make google work better with firefox. Google is evil.
May the same one who said that Microsoft had no monopoly.
PHP doesn't mix with multithreading. It only likes fork()'s. And communist software, like Apache 1.3.
These damned french imperialists.. oh wait
BSD will get support for multithreading in 2009, just in time to compete with Longhorn.
It's a comparison between oranges and apples. Windows has a GUI and a huge userland with complex applications. Linux is just a silly kernel (yes, silly if compared with the other OSS alternatives -- and definitely buggier than the others). But since it goes into slashdot's agenda, let's give it all the latitude.
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People like to fool themselves when they play with C#. It's a Java clone that has no libraries to support serious development, no application servers, is limited to microsoft shops doing upgrades from VB6 applications, has miserable performance, and depends on ridiculous IDEs that eat 100MB of main memory just to start. But, of course, since the weak mexican-Mono-OSS thing exists it must be good right?
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My name is Chriswell. Tonight I'll inform you of my last findings about mankind's future. First let me explain you my methodology for figuring out future events. I sit in a confortable chair and "dial" to the violet light, which brings us messages from Syrius about the time-space. That simple, I can easily and effectively have a mental connection with the Supreme Beings that live in the universe and know everything about us, our past and our future. Now, let me share some revelations about the future I've had in my past encounters with the Great Minds:
1. Bush-the-lesser will be reelected as the president of the United States of North America
2. The USna will declare war against Saudi Arabia and it will require several H-bombs to be dropped in the middle east (specially over Mecca and Medina) to finish with the wahabists
3. Israel will declare war against Syria and take the whole thing over during the US x Saudi war
4. Linux won't prevail against Microsoft, which will effectively crush the open source movement by suing large groups of [open source] developers, starting by a mexican guy whose name I can't see clearly.
5. The Pope and Yasser Arafat will die in no less than 6 months (reasons for their deaths were not given to me, but I suspect both will be murdered)
6. The lottery numbers for the next week are 07-13-24-66-69
7. Most of your wives will have sex with your best friends
Unfortunately my window for contacting the outer space has finished for this time. Wait for my next astral appearing, and beware of your misfortune!
Love Bush. Or anyone who pretends to show the united-staters have more hair in their chests (women included).
It's obvious it won't succeed in the game business, so it better:
1. Have online services
2. Have a pr0n-browser
My name is Chriswell. Tonight I'll inform you of my last findings about mankind's future. First let me explain you my methodology for figuring out future events. I sit in a confortable chair and "dial" to the violet light, which brings us messages from Syrius about the time-space. That simple, I can easily and effectively have a mental connection with the Supreme Beings that live in the universe and know everything about us, our past and our future. Now, let me share some revelations about the future I've had in my past encounters with the Great Minds:
1. Bush-the-lesser will be reelected as the president of the United States of North America
2. The USna will declare war against Saudi Arabia and it will require several H-bombs to be dropped in the middle east (specially over Mecca and Medina) to finish with the wahabists
3. Israel will declare war against Syria and take the whole thing over during the US x Saudi war
4. Linux won't prevail against Microsoft, which will effectively crush the open source movement by suing large groups of [open source] developers, starting by a mexican guy whose name I can't see clearly.
5. The Pope and Yasser Arafat will die in no less than 6 months (reasons for their deaths were not given to me, but I suspect both will be murdered)
6. The lottery numbers for the next week are 07-13-24-66-69
7. Most of your wives will have sex with your best friends
Unfortunately my window for contacting the outer space has finished for this time. Wait for my next astral appearing, and beware of your misfortune!
The only exception is watching a movie in DLP or the IMAX Experience like Harry Potter
Harry Potter? Please leave us alone, we're trying to do serious businesses here.
Please.. Stop with this perl crap.. Stop making my eyes bleed.. The fact Slashdot uses perl doesn't make any of the two any better.. I can't stand this idiocy anymore..
My Lord, how can someone be so clueless?
PERL? Mono? Are you retarded or what?
Idiot. Linux didn't have a version control system until recently, should it be considered "source-closed" so?
I wonder if I could care less about perl - no matter what version is at stake. I would like to use this opportunity to urge slashdot moderators to forget about perl and move on to something less retarded. Please.
Microsoft Research Asia hopes Google-surpassing technology comes from a group of '10 researchers
Can you read the paragraph above without having your eyes and intestines bleed? Oh wait, now I understood it correctly, Microsoft hired 10 chinese "researchers" to keep surfing the internet and indexing it with their brains.
JRuby combines the object-oriented strength of Smalltalk, the expressiveness of Perl, and the flexibility of the Java class libraries
Looks like a mixture of the worst characteristics from Barbara Streisand, Dolly Parton and Liza Minelli, all in hot grits.