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  1. Re:Interference with nav system all of a sudden go on Wi-Fi Coming on U.S. Domestic Flights · · Score: 1
    Oh, and if you ever see me on a plane, make sure you are sitting next to me - I will be the guy in the safest row of seats.
    Behind the fat guy and next to the nun?
  2. Re:Finally! on Wi-Fi Coming on U.S. Domestic Flights · · Score: 1

    One imagines that emergency announcements would be accompanied by a) the little "fasten seatbelts" light coming on, b) a sudden change in altitude, and c) fellow passengers clasping their hands and holding their heads in prayer and/or running up and down the aisles, arms up and flailing wildly with a panicked look on their faces, screaming "BLAHLALALALALALA WE'RE ALL GONNA DIEEEEEEE".

    I can't hear what they're saying on that intercom half the time anyway.

  3. Imagine... on Knoppix 3.9 Released · · Score: 1

    Imagine a beowulf cluster of these!

  4. Re:My reason on Knoppix 3.9 Released · · Score: 1
    Once it goes over 1 CD, I guess, Ill move to some other small distro which serves my purpose of emergency repair (like puppy which is what I use now-a-days)
    Ask, and ye shall receive.
  5. Re:Can't we use this in other ways? on Building the World's Most Powerful Laser · · Score: 1
    Easy , just put it on low orbit. Then use maps.google.com for aiming. Muahahahahah!
    Done.
  6. Re:Tough case on Hormel Back on The Spam Offensive · · Score: 1

    My emergency kit is full of stuff to use if I accidentally eat spam.

  7. Re:Their official stance on Hormel Back on The Spam Offensive · · Score: 1
    Does SPAM itself qualify as an "edible product"?
    *shrug* It fits the criteria:

    1. You can eat it.

    2. You probably won't die afterwards.

  8. Re:broadcast on Television on your Phone · · Score: 1

    Most of my system monitoring stuff pages me via SMS. At my old job, I got paged a lot.

  9. Re:Mars history on Mars Orbiter Photographs another Mars Orbiter · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Wonder if Martian scientists will one day be looking for signs of prehistoric life on Earth, contemplating terraforming, writing scifi, etc...

  10. Re:PARENT HAS SPOILERS on 'Sith' Already Found Online · · Score: 1

    Eh. We already knew all the story, anyway -- except for how Palpatine got his face all messed up. (If they can mention it (not how it happens) on the local talk radio station, I don't think it counts as a spoiler.)

    By the way, was I the only one who was half-expecting Vader to rip off his helmet and yell "this helmet is chafing my eyebrows! I swear!"?

  11. Re:$5.99 Keyboard on The Worst Foods to Eat Over a Keyboard · · Score: 1

    DAMN IT!

    You owe me a new keyboard!

  12. Re:high schools are resource-constrained on HS Students Steal SSNs to Prove They Can · · Score: 1
    [...] but it has come about because there is no compelling reason (that many institutions can see) to devote extra time and effort to coming up with alternate ID schemes for schools.
    One wonders if Hinsdale Central High now has a compelling reason.
  13. Re:What? on Excursions at the Speed of Light · · Score: 1
    Reduce the speed of light to 30 kilometres per hour! Then you too can ride at the speed of light!! Easier if you have a motor bike.
    Unless it's a Vespa. I don't care what you lower the speed of light to, you're not hitting it on a hairdryer with wheels.
  14. Re:Wet Cement on The Worst Foods to Eat Over a Keyboard · · Score: 5, Funny

    Which one's the Every key?

  15. Re:Traffic Lights.. on Excursions at the Speed of Light · · Score: 1
    If on the other hand Grandma doesn't want to travel at the speed of light, if she is on an intersection which you will pass through on your journey you will almost certainly run into her and because of the energy which would be released in the impact the world would probably cease to exist soon after...
    Ah, an incredible release of energy in the form of Gramma waves. Hope she's wearing her helmet.
  16. Should be obvious: on The Worst Foods to Eat Over a Keyboard · · Score: 4, Funny

    Spam. :-)

  17. Re:So? on Self-Replicating Robots · · Score: 1

    Oh no, Slashdot goo!

    And it's rainbow coloured. Ick.

  18. Re:Use a real language. on Perl Medic · · Score: 1
    That works for one line; mine does entire files. ;-)
    [520] cuervo@crossbone ~ $ head -n2 keysyms.h
    #define KS_nul 0x0000
    #define KS_Control_a 0x0001
    [521] cuervo@crossbone ~ $ perl -we 'print scalar(split /\s+/, <>), "\n"' keysyms.h
    Use of implicit split to @_ is deprecated at -e line 1.
    3
    I got bored, so I came up with a couple more ways to do it, but this was the only one-liner I came up with before I lost interest. Compressed, just to make it interesting.
    print"$x\r"while(defined($_=<>)&&($x+=split/\s+/,$ _));
  19. Re:Use a real language. on Perl Medic · · Score: 1
    11 lines?!
    $w = 0;
    $w += split /\s+/, $_ while (<>);
    print $w, "\n";
    What were you doing in the other 8 lines?
  20. Re:SMS authentication on Phishers Using Keystroke Loggers · · Score: 1
    Oh what a whiner. Within time, you can 'undo' anything and hack absolutely everything.
    My point was not that "within time, you can intercept radio transmissions", it's that right now, you can.
    The whole idea is to make it THAT MUCH MORE difficult to hack. Sending/receiving a SMS for auth for bank transactions sounds pretty damned smart if you ask me.
    Yes, making it that much more difficult to hack invariably results in total security. Especially when it's done over radio, which can be intercepted by anyone with half a clue.

    I've met more than one person with a modified Radio Shack scanner plugged into a Linux box with software to decode pager messages.

    Transmitting private information over publically accessible airwaves is not the answer. It's an interesting approach, but it's not a solution.

    Sorry if this sounds hostile, it's not meant to be. I've just been hanging out on a lot of "what's ssh?" forums lately.

    'sides, I'm loaded. :-)
  21. Re:SMS authentication on Phishers Using Keystroke Loggers · · Score: 1

    ...Because, as we all know, radio transmissions can't be intercepted...

  22. Re:Google by choice,MSsearch by force on Gates on Google · · Score: 1
    You downloaded Google? Did it fit on a floppy or did you need a Zip disk?
    Are you kidding?! This is Google!

    256M USB drive.
  23. Re:Good, some balls. on Taking on an Online Extortionist · · Score: 2, Funny
  24. Next up: IRC on Annual Fee For Your Comment? · · Score: 1

    *** Looking up your hostname
    *** Checking Ident
    *** No Ident response
    *** Couldn't look up your hostname
    *** Running your credit card
    *** Transaction approved
    *** Welcome to the Internet Relay Network

  25. Re:Uh.. on Annual Fee For Your Comment? · · Score: 1

    Freedom of speech costs a buck o' five.