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Hormel Back on The Spam Offensive

Anonymous Howard writes "After an xapparent setback in litigation, Hormel Foods is again pursuing actions against entities and organizations over the 'spam' trademark. According to the web site of DSPAM, an open-source statistical anti-spam filter, "Anti-spam software manufacturers may be in for a rude awakening. Hormel Foods Corporation and Hormel Foods LLC have recently filed for extensions to oppose or to cancel many new and existing spam-related trademarks and are even filing a few technology trademarks of their own. The DSPAM project, a popular open source and freely available spam filtering application, has already received two such notices of opposition from the trademark trial and appeal board. The complete history can be viewed here. This came about a year after the software's user community scrounged up the fee to file for a trademark...""

305 comments

  1. Spam by nucal · · Score: 5, Funny

    Anyone out there actually eat spam on a regular basis?

    1. Re:Spam by antifoidulus · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually my Chinese roommates love it, they eat it about 2 times a week.

    2. Re:Spam by Supertroll · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, "turkey spam" isn't that bad.

    3. Re:Spam by Senor_Programmer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I often grab a SPAM musubi and a couple of manapua(a pork and a duck or a curry chicken and a duck) for lunch.

    4. Re:Spam by smittyoneeach · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I heard from someone who lived on Oahu that Hawaiians consume a disproportionate amount of the US spam intake.
      I've heard of a spam variation on this gastrointestinal atrocity^W delight, which is still better than balut, I suppose...

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    5. Re:Spam by AndroidCat · · Score: 2, Informative

      McDonald's are trialling a new breakfast meal made of Spam in their restaurants in Hawaii. (Story dated 2002.) In that case, Spam would definitely be an increase in the food quality.

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    6. Re:Spam by AndroidCat · · Score: 5, Funny
      Spam is great! You can keep a can of it in the back of the cupboard for years. Every time you're stuck for something to cook for lunch or supper, you can look in the cupboard and say "Well, there's always the Spam", and you'll be able think of something else to prepare almost immediately.

      It's a lot like Discworld dwarven bread.

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    7. Re:Spam by Travelsonic · · Score: 1
      McDonald's are trialling a new breakfast meal made of Spam in their restaurants in Hawaii. (Story dated 2002.) In that case, Spam would definitely be an increase in the food quality.

      Spam eggs sausage and spam anybody?

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    8. Re:Spam by Verteiron · · Score: 2, Funny

      You have caused me to eject soda violently from both nostrils. I salute you.

      Dwarf bread, just like mother used to hew...

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    9. Re:Spam by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      i keep it around i generally use it when i run out of cheese.

      its not too bad but i think i'd get sick of it if i ate it all the time.

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    10. Re:Spam by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Ill have your spam! I LOVE IT!

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    11. Re:Spam by j79 · · Score: 1

      In Hawaii, Spam is VERY popular!

      I lived there for three years while i was a kid. When we went on school trips, kids would pull out their lunches and start swapping.

      You had the upperhand if you had spam musubi, rice and spam with seaweed wrapped around - a lot like sushi, just a larger portion (and cooked...typically).

      My mom use to make something similar (basically spam musubi, but with an additional portion) - When I went on a trip, I remember pulling out my lunch and some Hawaiian kid looks over and goes, "OHHHH! YOU HAVE SPAM MUSUBI!? I'LL TRADE! I'LL TRADE!?"

      This is long before I knew what spam musubi was or Hawaiian's lust for the meat. At the time, it confused me why/how someone could get so excited about spam, rice, and seaweed...

      But honestly, it's good s**t.

    12. Re:Spam by Travelsonic · · Score: 1
      Ill have your spam! I LOVE IT!

      Aren't you having spam spam spam spam spam spam spam beaked beans spam spam spam and spam though? ^_^

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    13. Re:Spam by gthurman · · Score: 1

      I was recently in Ft. Laramie, WY (pop. 234), and it looks like they eat SPAM there. http://azfoo.net/places/wy/branding/pics/026_88_Ft LaramieSPAM.jpg

    14. Re:Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I laughed so hard I sharted!

    15. Re:Spam by catch23 · · Score: 1

      Err, I'm chinese, and I can say that I don't "love it". I think the last time I ate a can was way back in the early 1990's.

    16. Re:Spam by hey! · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Yep. A friend of mine spent a summer at the Beijing sports college, where the literal breakfast of champions every day was a big bowl of jook (rice porridge) with a slice of spam on top.

      Curiously, this is very similar to the way Hawaians use spam with poi, which is a starchy tuber that's is cooked into a porridge like consistency.

      In any case, there's a big cultural difference between the way the Ameicans (well, haole Americans) use meat and the way the Chinese do. In American cuisine meat is the meal, and other stuff just goes around it to complement. You have a meal of burgers, and have your corn on the cob on the side. In Chinese cuisine, meat is used as a flavoring, like we use catsup. It's not that the don't have dishes that are primarily meat, but these are typically eaten as a course. Regular day to day meals do not center around meat.

      Spam fits into this mode of meat eating better than the American mode. From a culinary standpoint, Spam as the centerpiece of a meal has the following faults:

      (1) It's too spicy
      (2) It's too salty
      (3) It's too fatty
      (4) It has an insipid texture.

      Of course the first point is debatable, but most people who like "spicy" food like capsium based hotness. It's been a while since I've had Spam, but I remember it has rather clove-y, possibly with mace or some other aromatic seed spice. After you've eaten a quarter pound of the stuff, I'd think you'd get pretty sick of it.

      None of these objections apply to Spam as a flavoring. In fact you can say pretty much all of them about anchovies, but very few people except for fish nuts like me eat anchovies right out of the can.

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    17. Re:Spam by Zerbey · · Score: 1

      SPAM, I used too... haven't eaten it in a long time. It tastes great breaded or fried on toast. Nice, easy meal.

      Maybe I'll buy some this week...

    18. Re:Spam by kitchenboy · · Score: 1

      People in Hawaii do. It's a little known fact that the state of Hawaii consumes more SPAM (the meat) than all other states combined. You can even get SPAM and eggs for breakfast at McDs.

    19. Re:Spam by Ithika · · Score: 1
      In Hawaii, Spam is VERY popular!

      And in South Korea only old people eat SPAM.

    20. Re:Spam by Moofie · · Score: 1

      Lotsa people in Hawaii. Seriously.

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    21. Re:Spam by Moofie · · Score: 1

      You mean that two different people of the same ethnicity can have different tastes?

      What a shocking revelation. I need to, like, write this down or something.

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    22. Re:Spam by Pharmboy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I buy several turkey spam and regular spam every fall, for my "just in case it snows so bad Im stuck in the house for two or three days" stockpile during the winter. Civilian equivelent of the C rations I had in the military, way back when.

      You can eat it cold if you must, or heat over the fire, it is calorie dense, tastes reasonably good, stores well, and I just eat the cans that are left over in the spring as sandwiches (sliced in thirds and lightly browned in a skillet) so my "rations" are never more than a year old.

      It makes an excellent emergency ration, figuring one or two cans per day per person. Of course, we keep about 10 gallons of fresh water stocked as well.

      Since North Carolina gets a snow storm that knocks out power (and I use a well: no power = no water) and snows us in for a day or three every few years, it comes in pretty handy. Its also pretty cheap for this purpose.

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    23. Re:Spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just quit calling unscolicited email spam and think of something else. How about "whore mail"? I'm sure Hormel wouldn't object. :-)

      yea yea I plagerized that from the slashdot comments but oh well

    24. Re:Spam by greggman · · Score: 1

      Yes, Hawaiians, Okinawains, Malaysians, Indonisians and others all generally eat Spam on a regular basis. It's delicious. Here in Japan, while it's not so common, it is available at a fairly popular fast food chain.

    25. Re:Spam by DrMrLordX · · Score: 1

      IN SOVIET RUSSIA, SPAM eats YOU!!!

      Da, comrade. I love this country.

    26. Re:Spam by QuaZar666 · · Score: 1

      any hidden connection between the SPAM being near the tuna, Crisco, and Tylenol sinus or was this picture taken at the local mini-mart?

    27. Re:Spam by will_die · · Score: 1

      Hawaii is the most per capita followed by Alaska in the amount of SPAM eaten by state.
      A few stupid things.
      In the event of an emergency the state of Hawaii has a warehouse filled with SPAM, stuff is cycled in/out for experation dates also they do not disclose the location, so that the state will have a supply for a few weeks.
      Station Central casino in Las Vegas is heavily used by Hawaiians, they have SPAM fast food restaurant where you that product make with a variety of different items.

    28. Re:Spam by 3terrabyte · · Score: 1
      Wow, you put way too much thought into your post.

      Personally, I'd rather have cold cans of Spaghettios, Minestrone soup, and baked beans as my "emergency stockpile". But to each their own.

      I'm glad you get to play army at home once a year due to a mere 1-3 days without power & water. Sounds like fun. Got any glowsticks?

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    29. Re:Spam by hawk · · Score: 1

      Civilian equivelent of the C rations I had in the military, way back when.

      I read something a few years back about Audrey Murphy (?), the most decorated man in WWII.

      Upon returning home, a neighbor had him over for dinner, and served her prize spam casserole.

      She said he was very polite when he explained that he couldn't eat it, as it was c-rations . . .

      hawk

    30. Re:Spam by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      I'm glad you get to play army at home once a year due to a mere 1-3 days without power & water. Sounds like fun. Got any glowsticks?

      Yes, I do have glowsticks. I played "Air Force" when I was younger, however (for realsies, in the early 80s). I have the glowsticks, latern, coleman stove, etc. because the wife and I go camping several times a year. Basically, we just use the camping gear when the power goes out. And spam ;)

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  2. timothy, do some actual editing by James+A.+Y.+Joyce · · Score: 0, Troll

    The third word in that person's writeup begins with a floating letter 'x'. Get rid of it. Also, in my Tor story, change the eff.tor.org link to tor.eff.org. Jeez, do your job.

  3. Sounds like by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    It's time to hire a Spam Assassissin to take out a few Hormel lawyers.

    1. Re:Sounds like by __aaercy5451 · · Score: 1

      Save time... Just assassinate ALL lawyers!

  4. Tough case by bigtallmofo · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I understand why Hormel wants to do this. Normally you don't want your product associated with such a negative thing.

    But Spam? Of the people that actually enjoy eating it, would anything dissuade them from doing so? I mean, they're eating gelatinous pig parts. They don't seem like very discerning consumers to me.

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    1. Re:Tough case by Supertroll · · Score: 5, Funny

      SPAM(tm) is the "Baywatch" of foods. Nobody admits to liking it but Hormell has been selling a metric assload of it for 60 years.

    2. Re:Tough case by jvollmer · · Score: 5, Funny
      Hormell has been selling a metric assload of it for 60 years.

      Shhh! You're giving away the recipe!

    3. Re:Tough case by hackstraw · · Score: 1

      I understand why Hormel wants to do this. Normally you don't want your product associated with such a negative thing.

      Yeah, I've felt a little bad for Hormel with the association. But I've never associated or heard other people associate SPAM with a quality product. I've only eaten it once when camping when I was in 6th grade. Honestly, I don't remember it being bad. For me, the only caned meat products that I eat is tuna.

      Also, if they are going to the US government for help in this matter, maybe they should reconsider http://www.ftc.gov/bcp/conline/pubs/buspubs/canspa m.htm. Because it does not appear as though the government recognizes or respects their brand name either.

    4. Re:Tough case by rob_squared · · Score: 0

      Does a metric ass have 10 cheeks?

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    5. Re:Tough case by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And canspam is an even worse 'violation' than most others, as Spam is a canned meat.

    6. Re:Tough case by Creepy+Crawler · · Score: 1

      Really, the stuff is pretty darn good.

      Just cook it like you would bacon or a hamburger... IT will brown like bacon.

      Once you get the outer slab nice and crisp, its damn tasty.

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    7. Re:Tough case by wft_rtfa · · Score: 1
      I don't see how SPAM e-mail is bad for Hormel. Haven't you heard the expression "any publicity is good publicity"? I don't see how this harms them.

      These lawsuits are absolutely ridiculous as the word SPAM has two completely different meanings. Stupid lawyers always try to ruin everything!

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    8. Re:Tough case by NetSettler · · Score: 1

      And I can't help but believe that their sales have been up since having their name everywhere. Is there any reason to believe that all this talk of spam has hurt their sales? People often buy cans of SPAM® as humorous gifts for others who are always complaining about computer spam.

      It seems to me that they're just jealously guarding their mark because law sites everywhere (e.g., http://www.bohanlaw.com/tmcmcm.html) make a point of noting that if you don't guard your mark, you should expect to lose it. Marks like Kleenex®, Xerox®, and others live in perpetual fear that courts will find these words have replaced "facial tissue" and "photocopy", respectively, in streetspeak, and that the marks will be so diluted as to be no longer enforceable.

      Yet, as far as I can tell, the US trademark law on trademark dilution (a possible way to lose protection for a "famous mark") is pretty clear that the issues are:

      1. competition between the owner of the famous mark and other parties, or
      2. likelihood of confusion, mistake, or deception.

      I don't see how a food product could be confused with a mail filtering program.

      Maybe they've just gotten such good publicity out of the spam problem that they're afraid tools for de-spamming will end the ride, so they have to find other ways to keep their name in the news for free... ;)

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    9. Re:Tough case by CptNerd · · Score: 1

      I enjoyed it growing up, since even though we weren't poor, you could see it from our house, and meat was not an everyday thing for us. Spam had the benefit of being cheap, lasted a long time stored up, and could be used many ways.

      That reminds me, I need to cycle out some old cans of food from my emergency kit, maybe I'll cycle some cans of Spam in...

      What, you don't have an emergency kit?

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    10. Re:Tough case by Detritus · · Score: 1

      It is a quality product, although it may not be appetizing to many people. Like Army combat rations, it tastes a lot better when you are tired, hungry, and don't have a choice. The fat and calories are actually a good thing when food is scarce.

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    11. Re:Tough case by Buran · · Score: 1

      It's a little late to fight against the use of 'spam' to mean 'junk email'. Genie. Out of bottle. Deal. (To these idiots, that is). To make the world change the way it uses language is pointless when the shift has already occurred. This word has gained a new meaning and just the fact that someone doesn't like it isn't going to stop the 99.9999999% of the people who know the new meaning from continuing to use it.

      Save your money for something you can actually get a benefit from.

    12. Re:Tough case by jcuervo · · Score: 1

      My emergency kit is full of stuff to use if I accidentally eat spam.

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    13. Re:Tough case by DrMrLordX · · Score: 1

      Yes, it does.

    14. Re:Tough case by dolphinlover · · Score: 1

      I take offense to that for obvious reasons.

  5. Lets see... by thrill12 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Spam Meat gives back 701.000 results, whereas

    Spam Mail gives back 52 million 200.000 results.

    I think it is clear who loses this case - it's a numbers game...

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    1. Re:Lets see... by DoorFrame · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Yeah, I'm not sure the infamous "Googlefight logic" neccessarily stands up in court.

      Eh, but it worked against kleenex so who knows.

    2. Re:Lets see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Especially since the word spam as it relates to email came from the product (via Monty Python).

    3. Re:Lets see... by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 1

      Googlefight. Legally binding in 49 states. If Hormel is able to prove that the Monty Python skit actually did lead to UCE becoming known as 'spam' then maybe they have a case since they'd be able to show their trademark was co-opted.

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    4. Re:Lets see... by Viceice · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe because SPAM (The product) isn't exactly a meat?

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    5. Re:Lets see... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      If Hormel is able to prove that the Monty Python skit actually did lead to UCE becoming known as 'spam'

      Well, the Jargon File says "from Monty Python's Flying Circus". The American Heritage Dictionary says "probably inspired by a comedy routine on the British television series Monty Python's Flying Circus, in which the word is repeated incessantly."

      So this seems pretty accepted; perhaps not legally proven though.

    6. Re:Lets see... by theguyfromsaturn · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Can't it? I thought that if a trademark became associated with a generic thing it could lose its trademark status. As such, if you can show that people associate spam more readily to the junk e-mail than the meat product, it may just lose its trademark status. Granted, I don't know much on those things and I was only basing my comment on the fact that "Xerox" and "Google" were concerned because people "xerox" documents and "google" terms on the web on a daily basis... Hopefully better informed people will be able to light my bulb.

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    7. Re:Lets see... by EggyToast · · Score: 1

      I was also under the impression that trademarks are market-specific. So a meat/food trademark has no impact on electronic product trademarks or vice versa.

    8. Re:Lets see... by Neophytus · · Score: 1

      Not unless the person coughed up a lot of money and had it registered against all markets.

    9. Re:Lets see... by danielsfca2 · · Score: 1

      Well let's think about this for a minute. Spam e-mail is directly related to the Internet, so an INTERNET search would of course the e-mail definition would be far more prevalent online. If you looked up occurrences of the word SPAM in grocery stores, SPAM the meat would occur much more frequently.

      And what is it with you people who go on constantly with SPAM jokes? Are you like five years old or something? Look at the frikkin' can, that should satisfy you. Ingredients:
      - Chopped pork shoulder meat with ham meat added.
      - Salt (for binding, flavour, and firmness)
      - Water
      - Sugar
      - Sodium Nitrite (for colour and as a preservative)

      WTF is so wrong with that?

      Personally, I cube and pan-fry SPAM and throw it in a batch of Macaroni and Cheese. It's tasty. I don't know what the problem is with you people, there is a lot of food at McDonalds that's less appetizing than SPAM.

    10. Re:Lets see... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      This isn't like domain names. You cannot register a trademark unless you use it or plan to use it in the designated markets.

    11. Re:Lets see... by Sparr0 · · Score: 1

      You cannot trademark a verb. Hence there is no protection against 'xerox'ing documents or 'google'ing terms. Google encountered this limitation when they tried to have their entry in an online dictionary removed.

      Spam, the noun, is trademarked as a meat product. Arguments about confusability aside, if you simply make your product for anti-spamMING then suddenly spam is a perfectly free verb.

  6. Miscategorized Article? by Crimson+Dragon · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I am curious why this article wasn't filed as "Your Rights Online". Maybe I am missing the boat here, but this seems to be an IP-related discussion and not a technical issue.

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    1. Re:Miscategorized Article? by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      How about the right to use our own language?!

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    2. Re:Miscategorized Article? by tukkayoot · · Score: 5, Funny

      No, it's labeled correctly, here's an example of what a YRO article should look like.

    3. Re:Miscategorized Article? by Crimson+Dragon · · Score: 1

      Well we are talking about a company's right to assert a trademark. This is a rights-based discussion.... it affects our rights in the sense of how names can be trademarked and whether a body seeking to claim a "trademark" which has been in common vernacular for a number of years has the right to assert the aforementioned ownership to that name....

      How is this not a rights issue?

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    4. Re:Miscategorized Article? by gibson_81 · · Score: 1

      come on mods, click the link ... this is funny, not informative .... =)

    5. Re:Miscategorized Article? by NineNine · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's Hormel's rights, not yours.

    6. Re:Miscategorized Article? by NineNine · · Score: 1

      You're free to use your own language as you see fit. But the second you start naming a commercial entity or product the same thing as a pre-existing commercial entity or product, you're outside of your rights.

    7. Re:Miscategorized Article? by Crimson+Dragon · · Score: 1

      I understand your point, however, Hormel is run by human beings, and my point follows that logic. Companies cannot be treated as isolated intangibles for the purposes of this discussion: a group of humans are asserting what is perceived as their right.

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    8. Re:Miscategorized Article? by NineNine · · Score: 1

      Companies cannot be treated as isolated intangibles for the purposes of this discussion

      Sure they can. That's exactly how they're treated by society, law, and business. So they do, indeed have rights, whether you say so or not. It's a construct and by-product of living in a society. If you don't like it, I'm sure that there are some tiny desert islands that you could buy where there are no corporations.

    9. Re:Miscategorized Article? by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      Why do you think you have any right to talk about trademark law? First, it appears you know nothing about it. Second, if you did, you'd know that trademarks only apply to specific markets. Thus, Hormel's trademark on "spam" only applies to food.

      In my town we have a McDonalds diary and a McDonalds pharmacy and they are completely legal under the law, because they cover different markets from the famous restaurant chain.

      Exactly what does the market for the prevention of unwanted email have to do with the market for meat byproducts sold in a can?!

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    10. Re:Miscategorized Article? by russotto · · Score: 1

      You're forgetting the trademark winner-takes-all-act, a.k.a the Trademark Anti-dilution Act of 1996. That says that if a mark is considered "famous", it pre-empts all commercial usage in ALL fields of endeavor. There's pretty much nothing good about this law, but it is the law.

    11. Re:Miscategorized Article? by Anita+Coney · · Score: 1

      And you're forgetting the we've been calling unsolicited email "spam" WAY before 1996.

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    12. Re:Miscategorized Article? by Zontar+The+Mindless · · Score: 1
      That's exactly how they're treated by society, law, and business.

      That doesn't necessarily make it right, even if it's true. Which isn't necessarily the case: that's like saying that the customary treatment by many Americans of dark-skinned humans as chattel in the 18th and 19th Centuries was evidence that this practise was therefore "right" and that the 14th Amendment ought never to have been adopted.

      In short, "It is" does not automatically equate with "It is right".

      The notion of corporate "personhood" rests on a similar fallacy: that recognition of a body as a an entity under the law is the same as granting that entity legal status as a person. It is furthermore based on a misreading of a Supreme Court decision, either:

      The notion of "corporate personhood" was adopted by the Supreme Court under very dubious circumstances, when a court reporter used the term in a head note he created for an 1886 Court decision that actually declined to address the issue. (The case was Santa Clara County v. Southern Pacific Railroad Co., 118 U.S. 394.)
      In a later 1889 case, Minneapolis & St. Louis Railway Company (129 U.S. 26), Justice Field cited Santa Clara as holding that corporations are persons, and that inaccurate notion of Santa Clara's holding remains today. Nonetheless, other Supreme Court decisions support the opposite view. ...


      The problems with corporate "personhood" are many, and the benefits few if any (unless you've a direct vested interest in the corporation). However, this issue really has little if any bearing on the current discussion -- Hormel have been using the name since well before there was an Internet, and there is otherwise a sound basis in law for disallowing the use of the word "spam" by any other entity as a means of identifying its meat products. However, so long as makers of software used to combat the problem of junk electronic mail make it clear that their use of the word "Spam" applies only to that realm, and do not imply that they or their products have anything to do with Hormel or the meat-packing trade, I don't see where Hormel have any ground for complaint.

      Off-topic: I like Spam(tm) fried to a fare-thee-well with egg, cheese, and mayo on toast. :)
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  7. SPAM vs spam by kill-hup · · Score: 4, Informative

    I seem to recall Hormel being somewhat okay with the use of the word "spam" sans caps. IIRC, "SPAM" is a trademark but "spam" is not.

    'DSPAM', as a company name, would seem to be a perfect example of what Hormel has *not* tolerated...

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    1. Re:SPAM vs spam by kill-hup · · Score: 3, Informative

      (replying to myself)

      Quick Google search found Hormel's "SPAM and the Internet" page.

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    2. Re:SPAM vs spam by quintiusc · · Score: 1

      This wouldn't be the first time that a company got stripped of a trademark because it got incorporated into common language. This happened to both frisbee and hola hoop. It will be interseting to see if the fact they are only trying to stop use of the all caps use makes a difference.

      Of course, DSPAM can easily become Dspam and Hormel would have to drop their suit based on the fact that they have said that they don't object to the all lowercase usage.

    3. Re:SPAM vs spam by Trillan · · Score: 1

      And attempting to trademark DSPAM would seem to be flicking a wet towel at a bovine's love tackle. Hormel has to take action now. This should come as a surprise to no one.

    4. Re:SPAM vs spam by bill_mcgonigle · · Score: 1

      Of course, DSPAM can easily become Dspam and Hormel would have to drop their suit based on the fact that they have said that they don't object to the all lowercase usage.

      Which is probably what will happen. So they have to reprint their letterhead - big deal, everybody knows about the case-dependent license from Hormel, and if they didn't they have no business being in the spam industry. They are blatantly violating Hormel's terms and need to fix it.

      Now, the Congress recently passed a CAN-SPAM bill, because they upcase everything to make it seem more important.

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    5. Re:SPAM vs spam by pegr · · Score: 1

      This wouldn't be the first time that a company got stripped of a trademark because it got incorporated into common language. This happened to both frisbee and hola hoop.

      Both Frisbee and Hula Hoop are still registered trademarks belonging to their respective owners. Perhaps you meant formica and xerography? :)

    6. Re:SPAM vs spam by ColdWetDog · · Score: 1

      No, this is different. Frisbee and Hula Hoop, in common parlance, refer to, well, a frisbee or hula hoop.

      SPAM is a meat byproduct. Spam is Unsolicted Commercial Email.

      As has been pointed out numerous times - it's hard to confuse the two concepts.

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    7. Re:SPAM vs spam by vidarh · · Score: 1

      Being registered doesn't say anything about whether or not they'd still be enforced by a court.

    8. Re:SPAM vs spam by HiThere · · Score: 1

      No, but it does say that they haven't been "stripped of their trademarks".

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    9. Re:SPAM vs spam by SnowZero · · Score: 1

      I've seen this before, and recall them not objecting to casual use of the word for junk email, but not allowing conflicting trademarks or products. Looking at it again, the critical quite is this:

      We do not object to use of this slang term to describe UCE, although we do object to the use of the word "spam" as a trademark and to the use of our product image in association with that term.

      So DSPAM is fine as a project name for a random program, and DSPAM's problem started when they decided to trademark it. Hormel is being pretty reasonable IMO.

    10. Re:SPAM vs spam by snorklewacker · · Score: 1

      Hormel doesn't even mind if you use the word "Spam" in your trademark, as long as:

      1) It's not all caps. The anti-spam groups like nanae and SPAM-L will dogpile all over you as a n00b or marketroid if you use all caps (presumably LISTSERV is exempt from this derision, given the list name)

      2) It doesn't comprise the majority of the trademark name. Brightmail Anti-Spam, Baraccuda Spam Firewall, SpamAssassin, etc. Sticking just one letter in front of "spam" makes it sound like a variety of the canned stuff. Not everyone is clued into english idiom to make the distinction.

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  8. Trademarks by Tristandh · · Score: 4, Informative

    Aren't trademarks only there to protect a certain brand from being used by others in similar types of industry? Fighting off unwanted commercial e-mail and selling pig's intestines as food are way different playing fields, so I don't see how Hormel has a case...
    Of course, IANAL, so correct me if I'm wrong...

    1. Re:Trademarks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are totally right. At least in the UK, you only need to worry about this sort of thing if your product is within the same business stream. I mean, come on, lawyers, use your fcuking heads man! jeeeeez

      I wanna know if these guys are suing all other SPAM manufactures (i.e. the actual other meat manufactures out there) cos I can guarantee that these guys wern't the first to think of the name. Wasn't it a british firm who came up with it as a WWII food?

    2. Re:Trademarks by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      SPAM or spam, it's all a bunch of tripe!

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    3. Re:Trademarks by AndroidCat · · Score: 1
      Wasn't it a british firm who came up with it as a WWII food?

      No, it was shipped to Britain in large quantities during WWII. And Hormel did invent the name.

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    4. Re:Trademarks by kfg · · Score: 5, Insightful

      You are correct, however, things get a bit more complicated when a company takes the trouble to invent a unique word to be their mark.

      Exxon, Lexus, Infiniti, etc.

      Coining a new word makes the mark stronger, because it begins its life innately attached to the company/product; and nothing else, as opposed to, say, "Bob's Garage."

      Standard Oil even went to considerable trouble and expense to make sure their Exxon mark didn't have negative conotations anywhere in the world.

      If you look down you'll find that Hormel is actually being rather reasonable about the whole thing, given the situation. They're defending their mark, as they must if they don't wish to loose it, but they really just aren't being dickheads about it. They accept that their mark, a word they invented just to be associated with their product, now has a new and second meaning.

      But their concerns that in future people might wonder why they named their potted meat product after junk email are perfectly valid.

      KFG

    5. Re:Trademarks by Tristandh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I agree that they are quite reasonable in the whole matter. In fact, they explicitly state

      We do not object to use of this slang term to describe UCE.

      But OTOH, they say

      Ultimately, we are trying to avoid the day when the consuming public asks, "Why would Hormel Foods name its product after junk e-mail?"

      Which kind of conflicts with the former quote. Everyone knows about spam-email. Everyone has to deal with it. Seems to me they're fighting a lost case, and they know it.

    6. Re:Trademarks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make me ashamed to be British.

      Go buy a fucking Crazy Frog ringtone.

    7. Re:Trademarks by Perianwyr+Stormcrow · · Score: 1

      They're just in a difficult situation, then. It seems to me that they are being eminently reasonable about it and deserve respect. If I was DSPAM, I'd just change the package name to dspam and be done with it, since that's an accepted convention, and you may as well be nice when someone else has been.

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    8. Re:Trademarks by dloflin · · Score: 1

      Standard Oil even went to considerable trouble and expense to make sure their Exxon mark didn't have negative conotations anywhere in the world.

      Oh, that's a lovely bit of irony then -- all that trouble to make sure it had no negative connotations, only to have the Exxon Valdez accident brand "Exxon" with 'connotations' such as "oil spill", "environmental disaster", "irresponsible corporate entity", etc. Awwww, so sad.

  9. Their official stance by zerocool^ · · Score: 5, Informative

    from: http://spam.com/ci/ci_in.htm

    SPAM and the Internet

    You've probably seen, heard or even used the term "spamming" to refer to the act of sending unsolicited commercial email (UCE), or "spam" to refer to the UCE itself. Following is our position on the relationship between UCE and our trademark SPAM.

    Use of the term "spam" was adopted as a result of the Monty Python skit in which our SPAM meat product was featured. In this skit, a group of Vikings sang a chorus of "spam, spam, spam . . . " in an increasing crescendo, drowning out other conversation. Hence, the analogy applied because UCE was drowning out normal discourse on the Internet.

    We do not object to use of this slang term to describe UCE, although we do object to the use of the word "spam" as a trademark and to the use of our product image in association with that term. Also, if the term is to be used, it should be used in all lower-case letters to distinguish it from our trademark SPAM, which should be used with all uppercase letters.

    This slang term, which generically describes UCE, does not affect the strength of our trademark SPAM. In a Federal District Court case involving the famous trademark STAR WARS owned by Lucasfilm Ltd., the Court ruled that the slang term used to refer to the Strategic Defense Initiative did not weaken the trademark and the Court refused to stop its use as a slang term. Other examples of famous trademarks having a different slang meaning include MICKEY MOUSE, to describe something as unsophisticated and CADILLAC, used to denote something as being high quality. It is only when someone attempts to trademark the word "spam" that we object to such use, in order to protect our rights in our famous trademark SPAM. We coined this term in 1937 and it has become a famous trademark. Thus, we don't appreciate it when someone else tries to make money on the goodwill that we created in our trademark or product image, or takes away from the unique and distinctive nature of our famous trademark SPAM. Let's face it. Today's teens and young adults are more computer savvy than ever, and the next generations will be even more so. Children will be exposed to the slang term "spam" to describe UCE well before being exposed to our famous product SPAM. Ultimately, we are trying to avoid the day when the consuming public asks, "Why would Hormel Foods name its product after junk e-mail?"

    Position Statement on "Spamming"

    We oppose the act of "spamming" or sending UCE. We have never engaged in this practice, although we have been victimized by it. If you have been one of those who has received UCE with a return address using our website address of SPAM.com, it wasn't us. It's easy and commonplace for somebody sending UCE to simply adopt a fake header ID, which disguises the true source of the UCE and makes it appear that it is coming from someone else. If you have or do receive UCE with this header ID, please understand that it didn't come from us.

    Other "spam" Websites

    This is the one and only official SPAM Website, brought to you by the makers of the SPAM Family of products. All of the others have been created by somebody else. We are not associated with those other websites and are not responsible for their content. As a Company, we are opposed to content that is obscene, vulgar or otherwise not "family friendly." We support positive family values and you can count on us for "safe surfing" by your children.

    Also, from their Legal and Copyright page:

    4. Enforceability. If any of the above terms are unlawful, unenforceable, or void, such term(s) will be deemed severable and will not affect the validity or enforceability of the remaining terms.

    5. Trademark Information. The following trademarks used or which are planned to be used in this site, whether registered or unregistered, are owned by Hormel Foods: SPAM; HORMEL; SPAMBURGER; SPAMTA

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    1. Re:Their official stance by Supertroll · · Score: 1

      In a Federal District Court case involving the famous trademark STAR WARS owned by Lucasfilm Ltd., the Court ruled that the slang term used to refer to the Strategic Defense Initiative did not weaken the trademark and the Court refused to stop its use as a slang term.

      And just how could a court stop the use of a trademark as a "slang term" if they wanted to, send a C&D to everybody in the country?

    2. Re:Their official stance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Seems to me, as long as you're not using SPAM [..] to describe an edible product, you should be ok.

      Does SPAM itself qualify as an "edible product"?

    3. Re:Their official stance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So all DSPAM has to do is call themselves DUCE! Like: "We DUCE on SPAM so you don't have to!" or "What the DUCE?!"

    4. Re:Their official stance by Mikkeles · · Score: 1
      'And just how could a court stop the use of a trademark as a "slang term" if they wanted to, send a C&D to everybody in the country?'

      No, just prevent it's use in print and broadcast; journalists would have had to coin a new term which would probably have reduced 'Star Wars' as slang for SDI to an uninteresting historical footnote.

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    5. Re:Their official stance by jcuervo · · Score: 1
      Does SPAM itself qualify as an "edible product"?
      *shrug* It fits the criteria:

      1. You can eat it.

      2. You probably won't die afterwards.

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  10. SPAM is yummy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    SPAM is tasty, not the most healthy thing you can eat, but bacon isn't very low fat either.

    The low fat spam is the best tasting, the Turkey spam is an interesting variation on a theme.

    The Hormel company should protect the name of their product.

    If it was called getting 'McDonalded' junk e-mail,
    you betcha McDonald's company would be sueing everybody in sight for misusing their product name...

    1. Re:SPAM is yummy. by AndroidCat · · Score: 1

      And maybe the spammers (mcdonalders?) would sue for defamation?

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    2. Re:SPAM is yummy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bacon is healthy now but spam
      isn't due to the sugar content...

      Fat is good now. Check your reaseaerch.

    3. Re:SPAM is yummy. by pe1chl · · Score: 1

      If I were McDonald I would sue those who dared to call their computer a 'Mac', let alone a 'Big Mac'.

    4. Re:SPAM is yummy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >SPAM is tasty

      I call bullshit on your post. You're actually A Hormel Trademark Lawyer, aren't you?

  11. Horse is out of the barn by The+I+Shing · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This is worse than a case of trying to close the barn door after the horse has run out.

    This is trying to close the barn door after the horse has run out, gone to the airport, and flown to Australia to play dijeridu in a punk band.

    No way is Hormel ever going to successfully use litigation to stop the popular use of the name of its product to describe UCE. As long as the print media keeps putting quotes around it, all the lawyers in the world won't stop it.

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    1. Re:Horse is out of the barn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Behold the almighty power of SDot mods. Why is this at +5? It's absolutely correct but completely irrelevant. Hormel is concerned with companies using the term 'spam' in product names, not with its use to describe unsolicited commercial mail.

    2. Re:Horse is out of the barn by silentbozo · · Score: 1

      Hormel is not trying to prevent the use of spam to describe UCE. They are trying to prevent the confustion of spam, which they are perfectly cool with, with SPAM(tm), which is a registered trademark of the Hormel company. Someone trademarking something called DSPAM(tm) is certainly treading on SPAM(tm), and that's what the commotion is about.

    3. Re:Horse is out of the barn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      and flown to Australia to play dijeridu in a punk band

      It's didgeridoo, you insensitive clod!

  12. The Department of Redundancy Department by PtrToNull · · Score: 1

    "According to the web site of DSPAM, an open-source statistical anti-spam filter"

    "The DSPAM project, a popular open source and freely available spam filtering application"

    What's DSPAM for again?

    1. Re:The Department of Redundancy Department by Heem · · Score: 1

      i think it has to do with a meat product.

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  13. Eeeeewwwww! by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Good question, but a disgusting one. Anyone ever eat Hormel Foods Spam at all? My understanding is that Spam is just a way of selling the fat and scraps that are left after processing other kinds of meat products. That's how spam email got its name; spam email is the least desirable kind of email; Spam meat is the least desirable kind of meat. Whoever named unwanted email "spam" was a communication genius; he gained instant comprehension.

    Hormel Foods might want to think again about involving hundreds of thousands of logically minded people in thinking about their trademark and products. Any company that sells a product like Spam should want to avoid being featured on Slashdot.

    Anyhow, it is too late. The word spam is far more associated now with unwanted email than it is with a meat byproduct. Hormel should have protested more strongly 10 years ago.

    1. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by jacksonj04 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, SPAM (the food) stands for Spiced Pork and Ham. Spam (the email) became associated with SPAM after a Monty Python sketch with a load of Vikings chanting SPAM repeatedly. Lots of SPAM = pointless and unwanted = spam.

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    2. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Wrong on two points. Hormel's "Potted Meat Product" (not kidding, I own a can) is the parts that are leftover from other processing. SPAM is actually pretty decent meat -- pork and ham -- and leftovers from SPAM go into other products.

      Second, Hormel has always allowed the use of "spam" to refer to email. They are only trying to protect the use of "SPAM," which is their trademark and which they have worked to protect for many years.

    3. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by operagost · · Score: 5, Informative
      That's how spam email got its name; spam email is the least desirable kind of email; Spam meat is the least desirable kind of meat.
      It's pretty well established that "spam" got its name from a Monty Python bit. I hereby revoke your geek card.

      It's also not "by products," if you will. It's pork shoulder, which is a perfectly good part of the pig. Or bad, depending on your opinion of pork.

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    4. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by Cylix · · Score: 1

      I used to when I was a great deal younger.

      Not sure if it is supposed to be a breakfast food, but that's primarily how it was served (on bread). Semi-tasty stuff when you are younger with a stomache of iron.

      Now, it's just too greasy for me, but that doesn't say I won't touch it again. (Just fairly rare to eat it now)

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    5. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by levell · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't it be SPAH then? Would have sounded more appropriate after being re-appropriated anyway...
      "Spah! Not more Viagra email".

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    6. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by flyingsquid · · Score: 1
      That's how spam email got its name; spam email is the least desirable kind of email; Spam meat is the least desirable kind of meat.

      I thought junk email got named spam because it's always filling up your mailbox, just like spam the meat product. (you guys do have large quantities of processed meat products put in your mailbox daily, don't you?)

      I think SPAM is actually pretty good if you fry the hell out of it and then throw it on an English muffin with cheese and a fried egg. I call this the "aorta-buster".

    7. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by jackofallbrandnames · · Score: 1

      SPAM = Spiced Pork And Meats (ham is pork and for some inanse reason pork is not considered a meat). The reference to Monty's skit is correct in that it refers to spam drowns out normal conversation...which it has. Of course, now the dilemna is "use filtering or inaccurate and poorly administrated DNBLs?" -- imho, either approach requires administration by the email admin, but one keeps the decision making at the recipient level (the actual email server) while the other blocks resolving communication.

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    8. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by benzapp · · Score: 1

      Its not just scraps its the pork shoulder which is normally very tough and would be thrown out. They essentially boil it in salt water until its tender and package it in the can. They probably do add some fat to it as well.

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    9. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, but English comedy comes in at slightly more bland than English food.

      I've never seen the aforementioned Monty Python bit.

      LK

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    10. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by vidarh · · Score: 4, Insightful

      English comedy is only considered bland by those who don't understand it.

    11. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by Spetiam · · Score: 4, Insightful

      My understanding is that Spam is just a way of selling the fat and scraps that are left after processing other kinds of meat products.

      Do you eat hot dogs? What's your understanding of those? :)

    12. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by Spetiam · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't it be SPAH then?

      No, because they came up with the name in the same way we got the term "spork." If you're going to mash words together, I think it doesn't much matter if you take the beginnings of words only or the beginnings and ends.

    13. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by Reglar_Joe · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Spam, referring to unwanted e-mail, came about quite a bit after referring to obnoxious, mass unsenet postings. The cross-posting of unwanted messages generated the term spam, and it *was* from the Monty Python skit, where spam was all over the place. Does no one remember usenet?

    14. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

      Excellent comeback, you must not be British.

      LK

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    15. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by MutantHamster · · Score: 1

      What kind of retarded blanket statement is that? For the most part, American comedy is complete dreck. You sir, are an idiot.

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    16. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by wingsofchai · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm sorry, but English comedy comes in at slightly more bland than English food.

      Alarming...sometimes, bizarre...frequently, hilarious...depends on your sense of humor, bland...never.

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    17. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by hidispenser · · Score: 1
      English comedy is only considered bland by those who don't understand it.
      Or by those who don't find it funny. The late movie critic Gene Siskel once said the two things you can't explain or justify is why something is funny or erotic. It either makes you laugh or it doesn't and it either turns you on or it doesn't. However, if they simply don't understand the joke they shouldn't criticize the work for that. But who admits they don't get the joke? So when the audience laughs, ask them to explain why the audience found it funny. Someone who understands the joke but didn't laugh should at least be able to explain why others did.
    18. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by cp.tar · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually, SPAM (the food) stands for Spiced Pork and Ham. Spam (the email) became associated with SPAM after a Monty Python sketch with a load of Vikings chanting SPAM repeatedly. Lots of SPAM = pointless and unwanted = spam.
      First of all, a quick search from the nifty little dictionary applet that sits in my Gnome toolbar got me this:

      "WordNet (r) 2.0"
      Spam n
      1. a canned meat made largely from pork
      2. unwanted e-mail (usually of a commercial nature sent out in bulk) syn: junk e-mail
      • v : send unwanted or junk e-mail

      "Virtual Entity of Relevant Acronyms (Version 1.9, June 2002)"
      SPAM
      Send Phenomenal Amounts of Mail (Usenet, EMP, telecommunication-slang)

      Also, from what I'd heard - although I'm not a native English speaker, let alone an American, so I might be wrong - SPAM originally means just SPiced hAM, although most of the other explanations found here sound just as plausible.

      Furthermore, I do not recall the details of the Monty Python sketch, but I do seem to recall reading of a really really annoying radio commercial for Spam, which was sung to "My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean", but with slightly altered lyrics. I believe it went something like this (quoted from memory):

      SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
      SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
      SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM
      SPAM SPAM - SPAM SPAM
      SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM SPAM - SPAM SPAM...

      You get the picture...

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    19. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I understand it. It's just not funny.

      Monty Python was fscking hilarious, though.

    20. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Spam as bad eail is new, spam as food has been around for decades. And yes, many, many, MANY people love and eat spam regularly. I like it fairly well (see above for why). Its actually a tremendous selling product. I would imagine it is the #1 selling canned meat, worldwide.

      Amazing, how many "hate" it, yet so many buy it. Its great, sliced thin, fried with an egg and cheese on toast. And about 1000 other ways.

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    21. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by dabigpaybackski · · Score: 1
      English comedy is only considered bland by those who don't understand it.

      Exactly. Just like English food.

      Okay, I'm being facetious. Actually, English comedy is pretty easy for an intelligent foreigner (i.e. American) to "get." Otherwise, there would not be scads of Monty Python DVDs all over the globe. However, I must confess that I don't understand that "Absolutely Fabulous" program that features the two aging lushes and their, uh, adventures. It seems rather grim to make a comedy series about people in a perpetual state of decline and cynical hopelessness. What does the series' success say for the culture that produced it? Not that an America's popular media has anything to be proud of lately, except "Seinfeld," which ironically borrows several truckfulls of inspiration from "Canterbury Tales."

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    22. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by DrMrLordX · · Score: 1

      I thought it was "Shoulder of Pork and Ham", not "Spiced Pork and Ham"

    23. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by DrMrLordX · · Score: 1

      It's "Shoulder of Pork and Ham". It's not an acronym. It's just S from Shoulder, P from Pork, and AM from Ham.

    24. Re:Eeeeewwwww! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you consider your options when it comes to canned meat, SPAM is not bad at all. Go ahead, try the others, feel the horror first hand....

  14. If Hormel wants... by dyfet · · Score: 3, Funny

    If Hormel wants to exclusivily "own" all the spam, I would be very happy to send them all mine!

    1. Re:If Hormel wants... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure they would welcome all those tips on how to increase the size of their meat.

  15. At least by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... they're not suing Monty Python

  16. Trademark dilution and despoilment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can see their point. They've spent 68 years promoting their product and it's trademark and now some young whippersnappers have come along and linked it to something one wishes to avoid. I'd be pissed too.

    They are also being quite reasonable in requesting that their trademark not be incorporated into other trademarks for association with something one wishes to avoid. It's not the same as Tiger which falls into the category of 'wordmarks'. SPAM was never a word so their argument is much stronger. DSPAM using SPAM is akin to taking someones custom artwork and adding a 'D' in front of it and calling it a different trademark.

    1. Re:Trademark dilution and despoilment... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      DSPAM using SPAM is akin to taking someones custom artwork and adding a 'D' in front of it and calling it a different trademark.

      It's not that simple. The creators of DSPAM didn't look at SPAM and say, "Hmm, I rather like this name, I think I'll steal it." I'm sure processed meat was one of the last things on their minds. They were using "SPAM" to mean "unwanted emails," which is very different from meat jello.

      I don't see how SPAM has a case here. It seems similar to how there was an Apple record company and Apple computer company at the same time with no trouble. I thought the idea behind trademarks was to protect their name only within their "trade".

    2. Re:Trademark dilution and despoilment... by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1

      So, can the makers of PAM cooking spray sue the makers of SPAM crap for the same reason?

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      Mostly random stuff.
  17. Leave the gov't out in the cold?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm.... That'll never fly. Spammers would be forced to pay Hormel royalties for sending out mail. The government doesn't like competition!

  18. Spam Urban Legend by jhsiao · · Score: 1
    Hmm, you'd think Hormel would be just as aggressive in spiking any mention of this urban legend.

    Perhaps they would find it distasteful to say "No--it doesn't taste like human, it tastes like the delicious pig lips and anus that it has always been."

    1. Re:Spam Urban Legend by Mahou · · Score: 1

      when you buy pork or ham at the store what does the meat look like? yeah, slices and slabs of meat. now, please tell me when the last pig you saw was a geometric shape capable of being cut into those slabs without wasting perfectly good meat. SPAM is just taking all the meat that can't be cut into slabs and cutting them into little pieces off the bones then smushing them together. geez dont you people watch the history channel like me??

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  19. Re:Telling the truth is not trolling by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    (trolling on the floor, laughing)

  20. Re:You're stupid then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hormel have a trademark on spam, a meat byproduct. Hormel do not have a trademark on spam as unsolicited commercial email.

    If they can't protect their trademark, they lose it. All you have to do is point me towards where the anti-spam vendors are using the word in conjunction with the food industry and I'm right with you.

  21. Re:You're stupid then by smittyoneeach · · Score: 1

    Not that simple.
    Bulk email was called spam by geeks.
    Geeks are fans of Monty Python.
    Python referenced spam in a lot of skits.
    Hormel are getting a lot of free awareness of their product.
    This lawsuit further raises the visibility of spam.
    Go, convergence of legal system and advertising!
    How about some suggesting alternative names?
    'Potted electronic mail product', for example.

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  22. Re:You're stupid then by atomic-penguin · · Score: 4, Informative

    First Spam is made from beef, not pork.

    Quoted from the can... "Ingredients: Pork with Ham, Salt, Sugar, Sodium Nitrite." See picture.

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  23. Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a clear trademark infringement. Don't make this out to be more than it is.

    1. Re:Duh by sqlrob · · Score: 1

      It is?

      Hormel cans unsolicited email?
      Usolicited e-mail is an edible meat product?

      Wow, it's really easy to get those two things confused.

    2. Re:Duh by srleffler · · Score: 1

      Actually, it's not. IANAL, but I believe trademarks are normally only effective within a particular area of business. A company with a trademarked name for a food product cannot necessarily prevent other companies from trademarking the same name for another type of product. The key is that the products need to be different enough that consumers would not be confused into thinking the two companies are related. There is an exception in the U.S. for 'famous' brands. Trademarks like McDonald's or Ford automatically cover all areas of business.

    3. Re:Duh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      It does help the company if they have a made up name, e.g. Xerox or SPAM, as opposed to a common word, e.g. Apple or Windows. The fact that the term for unsolicited email is recognised by pretty much everyone as having been derived from the trademarked name rather than independently arrived at also helps their case immensely. There isn't a 'right' answer though, in the absence of a court decision.

  24. Oh, as if! by lheal · · Score: 1
    the famous trademark STAR WARS owned by Lucasfilm Ltd., the Court ruled that the slang term used to refer to the Strategic Defense Initiative did not weaken the trademark and the Court refused to stop its use as a slang term

    As if they could stop its use as a slang term, or as if that's even a legal action for a company or court to undertake. Trademarks are about advertising, or reference to a product. No one can stop you from merely reusing the words of a trademark.

    Companies that get bent out of shape when their product becomes a metaphor need to adjust their attitude. A product such as Hormel's SPAM luncheon meat, with its, er, distinctive physical characteristics, is ripe for similization.

    But of course, Hormel doesn't want to lose their trademark to common use. Then, someone could start making generic spam meat. Oh, the horror!

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    1. Re:Oh, as if! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Believe it or not. There are companies that make cheap "knock off" spamlike meat products. If you the the original is bad......

    2. Re:Oh, as if! by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      for real. Try some "treet" sometime.

      Sidenote: In waterworld, the substance that they threw out to the crowd was in fact "Smeet", a combination of treet and spam.

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  25. Funny observation by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    Funny observation from a link in a comment below:

    "Does Spam taste corpsy? Of course it tastes corpsy -- it's meat. We're just arguing about the identity of the deceased."

    Also: "... the name Spam is derived from the words "spicy ham, ..."

    It seems to me that islanders liked Hormel SPAM because it was the cheapest form of meat product and because they accepted high fat food because they ate coconut.

  26. Isn't going to work by hsmith · · Score: 0

    Everyone already equates junk email to "spam" their efforts will be futile. This will have as much success as MS trying to rebrand searching from "googling" something to "msning" something. it simply won't happen under the direction of the company wishing it so. all the IP lawyers in the world aren't going to change the minds of the entire population of computer users.

    they are wasting their money.

    1. Re:Isn't going to work by NineNine · · Score: 4, Informative

      They are not trying to do that. They're trying to stop commercial entities from using their name.

  27. Nice Classification and famous marks by Christian+Engstrom · · Score: 4, Informative
    Aren't trademarks only there to protect a certain brand from being used by others in similar types of industry?
    Yes, that's correct.Trademarks are divided into 45 different classes of goods and services. The system is called the "Nice Classification", since the original version of it was agreed on at some conference in Nice, France. This system is nowadays used in almost all countries in the world.

    Under normal circumstances, marks in different classes are allowed to co-exists even if they are identical. For marks that are not entirely identical but merely very similar, like "Spam" vs. "SpamArrest", even more so.

    For really well known marks, like Coca-Cola or IBM, there is an exception to this rule, which is called "Kodak protection" after the landmark case that is considered to have established the principle.

    But in this case, where the original "Spam" trademark is so strongly tied to just one very specific product, I'd be very surprised if a court would find the "Spam" should enjoy Kodak protection. It's also quite debatable if "Spam" was ever that famous.

    And even if there was a time when it could perhaps be argued that "Spam" was more frequently used to denote the "food" product, nowadays the meaning "junk email" is so widely established that I can't see how the owners of the origial "Spam" trademark could hope to be successful in their claims.

    But perhaps they have some reasons for trying to pursue what to me looks like a very weak case indeed.

    IANATML, but I've worked in the trademarks business for 25 years developing phonetic trademark search systems.

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    1. Re:Nice Classification and famous marks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't try to protect the trademark against Monty Python, so a court may also find that they don't have grounds here - many trademarks have lost their protection when lawsuits have only been used selectively.

    2. Re:Nice Classification and famous marks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They didn't try to protect the trademark against Monty Python

      Monty Pyhton used the word SPAM quite correctly to refer to Hormel's product. There was nothing to "protect it" against.

  28. Spam, Velveeta and onions by yelvington · · Score: 1, Interesting

    If you're one of those poor souls who can't appreciate the pure joy of two slices of spam with cheap yellow mustard on white bread, here's an alternative that you should try:

    1 small onion
    1 can Spam
    2 inches cut from the end of a block of Velveeta

    Peel the onion and chop it in a food processor. Add the Velveeta and chop for a short burst. Then add the Spam and chop only long enough to blend the results -- you're don't want to turn it into a paste, you want to leave the Spam somewhat chunky.

    Spread the result thickly on a hamburger bun or English muffin, and place Spam-side-up on a tray under the broiler until the cheese melts.

    1. Re:Spam, Velveeta and onions by yotto · · Score: 2, Funny

      *on a tray under the broiler until the cheese melts.*

      Cheese? I see no cheese in this recipe!?

    2. Re:Spam, Velveeta and onions by Holi · · Score: 1

      Try changing Velveeta to Government Cheese.

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    3. Re:Spam, Velveeta and onions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, to have mod points.... Truely, velveta is to cheese as sitting in a chair and playing with yourself is to sex.

    4. Re:Spam, Velveeta and onions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just made me throw up.

    5. Re:Spam, Velveeta and onions by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      I'm guessing velveeta is a kind of cheese. Not one I've heard of though (google says it's made by kraft, but not what it actually is).

    6. Re:Spam, Velveeta and onions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Boy, that's what I call a "typical american recipe" (I'm american, I just don't know what else to call it).

      They usually go like this:

      Take 2-3 pre-made, highly-processed foods, which are already a combination of 20-30 highly-processed substances.

      Combine them.

      Place in oven/skillet.

      The end.

      Usually these recipes are accompanied by copy saying how "easy" they are, and how quickly they can be completed for people living "today's lifestyle".

      Can you at least change the instructions so that the preparer has to use a KNIFE to cut the onion and stuff? At least they might get some excercise.

      Here's my suggest: find a good recipe using fresh, SIMPLE ingredients, and spend an afternoon preparing and enjoying it. Avoid anything that has a prominent brand, more than 10 ingredients, or anything that has been shown at any time to cause cancer.

    7. Re:Spam, Velveeta and onions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      google says it's made by kraft, but not what it actually is

      Velveeta "processed food product" is to American cheese, what American cheese is to Cheddar cheese. Are you frightened yet?

    8. Re:Spam, Velveeta and onions by Hatta · · Score: 1

      I'm guessing velveeta is a kind of cheese.

      Nope. Velveeta is an artifically flavored processed cheese food byproduct. Which means it's mostly wax.

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    9. Re:Spam, Velveeta and onions by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks. I have seen goatse, I have seen tubgirl, I have seen rectal prolapse and all the wondrous joys of the internet that all you other fuckers have foisted on me. But never have I met my match until this day.

      I vomited after reading that.

    10. Re:Spam, Velveeta and onions by idonthack · · Score: 1

      I would have had that for lunch, if I had seen this earlier. And if I had some SPAM in the pantry.
      Gotta find the grocery list...

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  29. Give Hormel a break by yotto · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I've always been impressed with the lighthearted (in a legal sense, I'm sure pirvately they're quite pissed about the whole thing) Hormel has been with the use of their product name in such a negative light. I don't think many companies would take such a view. I mean, Microsoft won't even let you market a product whose name SOUNDS like 'Windows.' I think that Hormel's stand in this case is reasonable.
    /hates both spam and SPAM.

    1. Re:Give Hormel a break by bitingduck · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I wouldn't be so sure that they're privately pissed.

      The whole thing has brought a lot of attention to their canned meat product, and as another poster mentioned, they may actually be doing this as much from a marketing standpoint as for real trademark protection.

      They've certainly started pushing the product more over the past couple years-- a few years ago I went to reach for the tuna in my local grocery, and the shelf of chunk white had been replaced by SPAM in all varieties, with the tuna moved below it. I'm sure they paid the grocery some $$$ to do that, but it's a sign that they're definitely pushing SPAM (an in southern California).

      By accepting that they aren't going to change the email meaning of it, and instead focusing on "spam=bad thing, SPAM=good thing" they get what might be a low cost, long term ad campaign that keeps both senses of spam on everyones lips and gets people who otherwise wouldn't even think about it to at least try it.

    2. Re:Give Hormel a break by Everleet · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Microsoft won't even let you market a product whose name SOUNDS like 'Windows.'

      Really? What's with all these glass-filled holes in my wall then?

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    3. Re:Give Hormel a break by Garg · · Score: 1

      I do really feel sorry for Hormel. Almost as sorry as I feel for the company that used to make Ayds diet candy.

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    4. Re:Give Hormel a break by Brett+Buck · · Score: 1

      Free advertising! I can easily imagine that the only reason they continue to pursue this is to get free mention of an otherwise dead (and disgusting) product. They sure managed to get a lot of /.'ers to talk about it for a few hours.

      Brett

    5. Re:Give Hormel a break by wideBlueSkies · · Score: 1

      I guess that Anserson and Pella are OK just as log as they don't develop any kind of software....

      I can imagine MS going after them if either company introduced a package to show how to remodel your home using their prodcuts.

      "Come one down the the Home Depot and see how great your home can look, using Anderson Windows!"

      wbs.

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  30. Fight spammers by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    He should sue the spammers for giving his product a bad name ;)

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    1. Re:Fight spammers by prjames · · Score: 1

      It was the Vikings who started it. Sue them.

  31. Time wasting issues like this are why... by Wonderkid · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...historians and/or visiting alien species visiting us in the future after things fall apart for humankind will, when researching the downfall of our species, probably conclude a huge amount of our intellectual, fiscal and human capital/resources were wasted on silly matters such as this and others that seem to make up and take up a lot of people's time in the USA and more so now in the UK. Goddamit, can Hormel just get a life? Sooner individual Americans start to know how to laugh at themselves the better for all of us. It's called self-depreciation.

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    1. Re:Time wasting issues like this are why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      self-deprecating can mean "conscious of one's own shortcomings".

      "self-depreciation" might mean that you declare yourself as an asset and then de-value yourself as a function over time. But I doubt it.

    2. Re:Time wasting issues like this are why... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's called self-deprecation. Self-depreciation would be marking down your own financial value.

    3. Re:Time wasting issues like this are why... by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

      It's called self-depreciation.

      No, it's called self-deprecating humor. Depreciation is not deprecation, and the difference is not minor. If you want to depreciate yourself, go right ahead - we can't stop you. But don't think the rest of us want to lower our value to suit you. We aren't quite THAT stupid. ;)

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  32. How about CAN-SPAM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    They're going to have a hard time suing someone for using SPAM in upper-case since they didn't gripe about the CAN-SPAM act of 2003. I guess suing congress would be a bit difficult.

    1. Re:How about CAN-SPAM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      SPAM comes in cans and CAN-SPAM should be CANT-SPAM. I'm going use spam to market my forthcoming film about this fictional trademark dispute, it premiers next year at cannes.

    2. Re:How about CAN-SPAM by arkhan_jg · · Score: 1

      Presumably Congress have not tried to trademark the the CAN-SPAM act.

      I can just see it now. Get your CAN-SPAM(TM) act here, fresh from the chamber, it's luuuverly....

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    3. Re:How about CAN-SPAM by idonthack · · Score: 1

      Because "CAN-SPAM" is an acronym for:
      Controlling the Assault of Non-Solicited Pornography and Marketing
      and it's not a widely-used term, nor a trademark.

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  33. Hormel's point of view by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They're SPAMmers.

  34. Re:You're stupid then by bigtallmofo · · Score: 1

    Ahh, the infamous Anonymous Coward. Declares "You're stupid" in their subject line, spouts falsehoods as facts and oversimplifies the entire discussion.

    Where would Slashdot be without you, Anonymous Coward?

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  35. Meanwhile, in China.... by furasato · · Score: 2, Funny

    Meanwhile, in China, a small boat building company is preparing to launch an all out legal offensive on any company wishing to use the junk (ie; junk mail) in thier products instead of spam.

    1. Re:Meanwhile, in China.... by wolverine1999 · · Score: 1

      I think Sanford and Son had a trademark
      on junk actually...

  36. Important question: Why was the term popular? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 3, Interesting


    I think that in this case, "pretty well established" is probably a correct term, but I also think it is a mistake.

    The question is not why unwanted email was originally named "spam". The question is why the term was immediately adopted and enthusiastically used by so many people.

    The people who named it "spam" and the people who adopted the term so easily and with such popularity were probably older people, not teenagers or people in their early twenties. I say that because I believe the formula for Hormel Foods SPAM has changed. I tried SPAM in the 50's. Even as a child I was disgusted by the fat in SPAM then. So, when I first heard the word "spam" associated with unwanted email, I completely understood and agreed wtih the reference.

    If unwanted email had been named "foot stomp", I might have recognized the reference to the Monty Python TV show, but I would not have adopted the term myself.

    I remember trying a bite of Hormel Foods SPAM several years ago, and I was surprised that it was not disgusting. That's why I think that the formula was changed.

    Someone, please look on a can of Hormel Foods SPAM and post a comment with the total calories per serving and the number of fat calories per serviing.

    Funny official statement from Hormel Foods : Let's face it. Today's teens and young adults are more computer savvy than ever, and the next generations will be even more so. Children will be exposed to the slang term "spam" to describe UCE well before being exposed to our famous product SPAM. Ultimately, we are trying to avoid the day when the consuming public asks, "Why would Hormel Foods name its product after junk e-mail?"

    1. Re:Important question: Why was the term popular? by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      mmm i have a (modern) can of spam here and i can't find any nutrition information printed on it.

      btw i consider a 200g can of spam to be one serving what do other people here think?

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    2. Re:Important question: Why was the term popular? by idonthack · · Score: 2, Interesting

      They were giving out free samples of SPAM at the Wildflower Festival yesterday. I took one, (it was one of those "SPAM Singles"), and it had 25% of the Daily Value of fat (it said for normal AND saturated) for a 2000 calorie diet.
      But it was delicious.

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    3. Re:Important question: Why was the term popular? by digitalchinky · · Score: 2, Interesting

      One of the more popular spam products you can buy in the Philippines is called "Ma Ling" it comes from China, tastes pretty good!, but I think I'd prefer never knowing what's actually in it. Definitely NO nutritional information on the can, unless that's what all the chinese text is?!. I'm with you on the 200 gram can equating to 1 serving though.

    4. Re:Important question: Why was the term popular? by Greyfox · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The term is in such wide use now I'd be surprised if a judge didn't rule that the trademark has fallen into common use.

      As for the meat, we used to get it for lunch at a school in Hawaii back in the 70's, which I think constitutes cruel and unusual punishment. However, if you cook it properly it can be OK. You just need to use a method that renders most of the fat out of it, and then discard the fat. They didn't do that in Hawaii heh heh. At least not at my school. Normally I'd say keep that pork fat around for other things, but spam fat is downright nasty IMHO.

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  37. Hormel have lost by philkerr · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Hormel have lost this battle. First email is in no way associated with the food product they sell. Then they tacitly gave the ok for people to use the term.

    Can't have it both ways.

    I've been targeted for a trademark dispute. Funny thing was the MIDI Manufacturers Association didn't own the trademark they said I breached.

    Take this posturing with a pinch of salt, they have nothing and it is common practice for companies to try it on.

    1. Re:Hormel have lost by NineNine · · Score: 1

      Then they tacitly gave the ok for people to use the term.

      It doesn't have anything to do with using the word. It has to do with commerical products using their name.

      I've just invented this new kind of anal douche that helps clear out unwanted fecal matter and semen and blood. I'm calling it "Linux". Hope nobody minds.

    2. Re:Hormel have lost by philkerr · · Score: 1

      I've just invented this new kind of anal douche that helps clear out unwanted fecal matter and semen and blood. I'm calling it "Linux". Hope nobody minds.

      Under trademark law, this is fine and legal as your product is not in the operating system market.

    3. Re:Hormel have lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if the product was genuine and launched as "Linux, cleans the shit right out" for example (I'll never be a marketing guru), every geek on the planet would rise up in horror. Just because they are in seperate areas of business doesn't mean that they are completely independant. As Hornell put it, would we want people to think "why did they name an operating system after an anal wipe?".

    4. Re:Hormel have lost by NineNine · · Score: 1

      My point, exactly.

    5. Re:Hormel have lost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How many Hormel are there, exactly? I thought there were only one...

  38. so...... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...will they be sueing congress for CAN-SPAN? And more importantly, why not?

  39. I don't understand... by Photar · · Score: 1

    I don't understand why Hormel insists on their unsolicited email campaign to get their word out.

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  40. Funny. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1

    LOL. Mod parent up!

  41. Answering my own question: It's mostly fat. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 2, Informative


    According to a SPAM facts web page, SPAM is mostly fat:

    "Nutrition Information For SPAM (original style):

    * Calories Per Serving: 170
    * Calories Per Serving From Fat: 140"

    1. Re:Answering my own question: It's mostly fat. by rubycodez · · Score: 1

      fat in itself isn't bad,but coupled with the U.S.A. habit of too much sugar it's a very bad thing. All the asian grocery stores in N. Illinois carry Spam(tm), but strangely enough I don't see many fat people in them compared to "regular" grocery stores where 30% of the people take up most of the aisle!

  42. Re:You're stupid then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quoted from the can... "Ingredients: Pork with Ham, Salt, Sugar, Sodium Nitrite."

    What's the difference between Pork and Ham????

  43. New word for spam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's take George Carlin's advice in rebranding spam. Use the company that "likes to spread their logo feces across the country"

    Budweiser!

  44. Re:You're stupid then by atomic-penguin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Pork refers to the shoulder in this context. Ham to the hind or rear thigh.

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  45. Re:You're stupid then by jawtheshark · · Score: 1
    Potted electronic mail product'

    PEMP? Nah... Go for "Potted Internet Mail Product" and we have a winner ;-))

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  46. Trademarks should never trump common speech by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 3, Informative

    Trademarks work the way they do for a reason: because people want protection of their business and product names, but are not allowed to enforce the way the public uses language. A trademark holder gets a monopoly on a term that is not commonly in use for the purpose to which they have applied it. If the term does happen to go into common useage, they lose it. Trademarks should never be used to enforce how we use words.

    This is why Bayer was forced to give up its trademarks on the words "aspirin" and "heroin." It's why Kodak ended up trying really hard to prevent their trademark from being used as a generic term for photographs after years of pushing their product that way. It's why Microsoft shouldn't have a trademark on the term "windows" when applied to a window-based GUI, and why Hormel should give up and either rename their product or accept that they have no case.

    Of course this main "generic term" point is tangential. A case like this shouldn't even come to proving that spam is a generic term because the technology-related use of the word is in a diffierent industry from Hormel's anyway. If DSPAM were to go into the food business (ha, ha - I called SPAM "food"), then Hormel would have a case against them. But even as a "product" name, DSPAM should be in the clear because the term is applied to a different industry entirely.

    Surely both points together mean that if DSPAM's lawyers cost the same as Hormel's, DSPAM would win.

    1. Re:Trademarks should never trump common speech by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >This is why Bayer was forced to give up its trademarks on the words "aspirin" and "heroin."

      BZZ Wrong!

      Bayer lost em cause they were german, not because they were generic.

  47. don't they get it? by ohzero · · Score: 1

    When we call something as bad as spam...spam, it's a term of endearment towards the product!

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  48. SPAM! by Kwirl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    SPAM stands for Specially Processed Assorted Meat, the acronym chosen during the world wars when the original name was not popular enough.


    The internet 'SPAM' as in unwanted content came from the Monty Python skit where they repeated 'spamspamspam' ad infinum, and generally annoyed everyone. You see the relevance?

    1. Re:SPAM! by dacarr · · Score: 1

      It actually is a portmanteau for "Spiced Ham". Research a bit on SPAM's home for details.

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    2. Re:SPAM! by Derleth · · Score: 1
      SPAM stands for Specially Processed Assorted Meat, the acronym chosen during the world wars when the original name was not popular enough.

      Ah yes, the sound of a new urban legend in the making. I've not heard this one yet, and it's already as stupid as they come.

      No, SPAM stands for spiced ham, and it has nothing to do with the military. Here's Hormel on the topic:

      The story of SPAM® luncheon meat began in 1936. Hormel Foods devised a recipe for a 12-ounce can of spiced ham. Jay C. Hormel was determined to find a brand name with a distinct identity that would set it apart from the competition. The company offered a $100 prize for the best name for the spiced ham product. The winner was Kenneth Daigneau, the actor brother of Hormel Vice President Ralph Daigneau. He created the new word by combining the "sp" from spiced ham with the "am" from ham.

      It's almost an initialism, but not quite, and it predates the military's association with the product.

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    3. Re:SPAM! by Teancum · · Score: 1

      The military's association with SPAM isn't really with the stuff you commonly find on the grocery store shelf either. Hormel was one of the first meat packing companies that figured out how to package meat that did not have to be refrigerated. As can be imagined, this was a big deal to the Army, as lugging around hunks of ice across a battle field together with meat is not easy to do. Prior to SPAM (and similar meats) soldiers either had to eat jerkey or some meat that was obtained from a very local source, such as the farms they passed over during battle.

      While the canning process was similar for the military processed meat served during WWII, it was according to a government recepie and packaged in larger metal boxes, although usually called SPAM by the troops.

      BTW, Hormel, while not exclusively involved in the production, was part of the R&D effort to create the MREs that the U.S. Army currently uses, and developed some of the packaging processes of meat in those MREs.

  49. Re:Give Hormel a break-remember Mike Rowe? by iamcf13 · · Score: 1
    I mean, Microsoft won't even let you market a product whose name SOUNDS like 'Windows.'

    Or even have a website that even sounds like Microsoft. Remember when the Redmond, Washington software giant legally bitchslapped Mike Rowe for his software site which used to be at http://www.mikerowesoft.com/ ? Microsoft now owns it and is 'squatting' on it as that URL 'goes nowhere'.


    This utility is provided by ZoneEdit.Com, the industry leader in DNS and domain mangement solutions.
    Domain Name: MIKEROWESOFT.COM
    Registrar: TUCOWS INC.
    Whois Server: whois.opensrs.net
    Referral URL: http://domainhelp.tucows.com/
    Name Server: NS3.MSFT.NET
    Name Server: NS1.MSFT.NET
    Name Server: NS5.MSFT.NET
    Name Server: NS2.MSFT.NET
    Name Server: NS4.MSFT.NET
    Status: REGISTRAR-LOCK
    Updated Date: 09-jun-2004


    Assorted related results from Google

    Mike tried to 'ride Microsoft's coattails' and lost soundly.

    Money talks! Nothing else matters!

    (Such is the way of this capitalistic world that humans live in, where business and government 'work together' to decide the fate of billions of people....)

  50. Cool new word by afabbro · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    After an xapparent setback in litigation

    Xapparent? Sounds like a cool new word.

    Nice "editing," Timothy.

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  51. You misinterpreted the data by Reziac · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, that just means that most of the CALORIES are from fat. This is true of most foods that contain any fat (including butter and veg.oils) at all, because fat is the most caloric-dense ingredient.

    Fat runs around 170 calories per ounce (vs. something like 60 cal/oz for meat).

    So if a 2-ounce serving contains 140 cal. from fat, that means the product is around 20% fat.

    Which is about the same as ordinary hamburger.

    As to changes over the years, pork itself has become a fairly lean meat, so there is less fat in the average processed pig than there was 30 years ago. But the canning process is rather finicky about what can be in the can and still come out at the desired texture, so it's more likely changes in your tastes with maturity that make it seem different. Lots of kids think many things are gross that these same kids gobble wholeheartedly as adults.

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    1. Re:You misinterpreted the data by Pharmboy · · Score: 1

      Protein= 4 calories per gram, same as carbs. Fat is 9. But this doesn't account for how your body processes it, hense Atkins working.

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    2. Re:You misinterpreted the data by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Yep, about right, tho different types of fat vary a little as to calories per gram. (I didn't look up the numbers, and don't swear to the integrity of any data in my brain storage, which seriously needs defragging :)

      As to Atkins, why it works is flamingly obvious to anyone with a smattering of biochemistry. Tho it didn't have a catchy name back in 1973, when my first-year univ. biochem class covered the topic.

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    3. Re:You misinterpreted the data by hawk · · Score: 1

      As to changes over the years, pork itself has become a fairly lean meat, so there is less fat in the average processed pig than there was 30 years ago.

      Even more than that.

      Today's commercial pork are a different breed. The old breed is in serious danger of dropping below the minimal threshold for genetic viability, and there are actually conservation programs for it! [I'd offer linkins, but it's been a while. Be sure to include "iowa state" in the search if you google for these, as it's *certain* to be involved.]

      And Iowa seems to keep the best pork for themselves :) I was shocked at the difference in quality once I left. Pork steaks were on sale for .99/lb about 50 weeks a year at Fareway [which has a full-scale butcher counter in ever store--no pre-packaged stuff out in the aisles], and it was comparable to a beef cut several times the price. The roasts were also, in terms of flavor and leanness, comparable to beef at several times the cost.

      hawk, who wants his Fareway counter back, but doesn't find it worth the weather

    4. Re:You misinterpreted the data by Reziac · · Score: 1

      The random occasional pigs we see in SoCal tend to be the old type, or at least have that look (but no one here seriously breeds pigs, either). But yeah, I've heard that the old breeds are getting rare to unheard-of in commercial operations.

      As to the quality of meat... it mostly sucks here in SoCal, except at Costco and Sam's Club (only places you can get really fresh meat, and even then not on weekends). Sam's has pork that, like your Fareway's stuff, is right on a par with the best beef. Some sort of very meaty rib-chops, with hardly any bone and minimal fat, were offered at $1.79 (which is about as cheap as something you'd call "meat" gets here). Never saw pork like that when I was a kid!

      [And I'd rather be in North Dakota, if it weren't for the weather]

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    5. Re:You misinterpreted the data by hawk · · Score: 1

      I had a preliminary interview with an ag econ deparment in the Dakotas, the North I think.

      They were quite interested in my algorithm for genetic improvement, after asking if it could be used on chickens.

      Iowa winters were bad enough, but when he told me that it would hit -60F and stay there . . . I never sent a resume.

      hawk

    6. Re:You misinterpreted the data by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Having lived in ND (1955-1960), MN (1960-1964) and MT (1964-1984) ... MT gets considerably colder, but ND/MN has a contiguous winter -- once the snow comes, it stays til spring, and you won't see the ground for 4 months or longer. Whereas in MT only January is continuous; the rest of the season gets regular "chinooks" (warm wind down the east slope of the Rockies) that can reach 70F in February, tho typically only for 3 days at a time, then you get another storm and hard freeze cycle, so you're always switching between your snowshoes and your high waders!! especially since the last big snowfall is always in June!

      SoCal sucks in just about every other way, but man, the weather is SO much better... OTOH, a good climate fails to select against idiots, so we have more than our fair share!

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  52. lots, but not mostly fat. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hmmm. Calories alone is misleading. Correcting for the different energy contents, (I Googled for the numbers):
    1 gram fat = 9 calories
    1 gram protein = 4 calories

    Assume no carbohydrates ie. basically meat and fat.

    140 calories from fat= 15.6 grams fat
    30 calories from protein= 7.5 grams protein
    per serving

    That's just over 2/3rd fat... But that's omitting the water content of the meat. Assume a water content of 70% for meat, (figure randomly pulled from a web site), and assuming the manufacturers haven't added extra zero-calories water, that protein content is 30% of the total weight of meat...Meat content being 7.5/3 * 10 = 25 grams.

    So in real terms, unless you commonly eat dry protein powder, each serving is actally 15.6 grams of fat, 25 grams of meat..

    Sill pretty fatty really, but not "mostly" fat.

  53. Re:How about CAN-SPAM-MOD PARENT UP!!! by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

    AC parent poster is right!

    The very existence of the CAN-SPAM act ought to be enough for Hormel to withdraw their complaint against DSPAM and their ilk. Why didn't they say anything when Congress named the anti-UCE bill CAN-SPAM?

    Free advertising for Hormel and SPAM via the (worthless) CAN-SPAM Act Of 2003.

    Hormel can't have it both ways....

    As for me I will continue to 'eat my own dogfood' and enjoy a spam-free email inbox at iamcf13@hotpop.com

  54. hasn't spam helped SPAM? by maryjanecapri · · Score: 1

    i would think that the increase of the insipid internet spam has helped the SPAM "meat" company quite a bit.

    i would say that in the 80s SPAM had its heyday but quickly faded into near non-existence. here comes spam and now everyone knows what SPAM is.

    come on - it's free publicity. who WOULDN'T want that? maybe they should take it in stride and spin it with a little humor. they'd probably fare better than trying to take people to court.

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  55. Re:Eeeeww (We need an alternate spelling for SPAM) by cyber_rigger · · Score: 1

    To differentiate between the two maybe we should use a different spelling like SPHAM or SPAGHM or something like that.

  56. Oops, I now repost my post minus bad English... by Wonderkid · · Score: 1

    ...historians and/or alien race(s) visiting us in the future after things fall apart for humankind, will, when researching the downfall of our species, probably conclude a huge amount of our intellectual, fiscal and human resources were wasted on silly matters such as this. And not to mention other 'legal' and corporate interest issues that take up a lot of people's time in the USA and more so now in the UK where the concept of self-deprecation is a fading concept. Goddamit, can Hormel just get a life? Sooner individual Americans start to know how to laugh at themselves the better for all of us. And the same for us Brits too! We all need to put all this energy into solving real problems. How about a solar panel on every home for starters?

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  57. Speech and Debate Clause by vrimj · · Score: 1

    The one place where you can libel and slander with impunity is the floor of a legislative chamber. I don't know that this extends to trademark violations, but I would suspect it does. I also suspect that a congress-person could read the DeCSS code there and be immune from DCMA, but I don't know for sure. It would be an intersting test case if anyone knows a lame-duck congressman.

  58. In other news by whackaxe · · Score: 0

    France's official Journal (the parlimentary newspaper if you prefer) has just decided that, to save the French language from being crushed by english words, that wifi(whihc doesn't mean much in english either) will now be AISF(Access Internet Sans Fils) and "Spammers" will now be called "Arroseur" (literal translation is a "Sprayer"). In the best of worlds, people who only use the internet for porn and blackmailing other politicians wron't be the ones deciding which way internet culture goes.

  59. Re:You're stupid then by ucblockhead · · Score: 1

    "Spam" is short for "SPiced hAM".

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  60. They are required to do this by nasor · · Score: 2, Informative

    Don't forget, under U.S. law a company is required to defend its trademarks from use by other parties, or they can lose the trademark. That's usually the reason for trademark lawsuits like this that strike everyone as silly and mean-spirited.

    1. Re:They are required to do this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My opinion on this matter, abreviated: Bayer & Aspirin.

      If land can be annexed by a government, then a word that is a 'mark of trade' can be annexed by a language (as languages usual do evolve).

    2. Re:They are required to do this by Meowing · · Score: 1

      "Aspirin" is a really bad example. The German government handed over the Aspirin trademark at the end of World War I as part of the Treaty of Versailles. It's a weird way to lose a trademark, but it have nothing to do with sloppy popular usage.

  61. crazy, but... by laejoh · · Score: 0

    I think someone at hormel spends a lot of time on slashdot!

    http://www.hormel.com/kitchen/recipe.asp?id=5775

  62. It's a goddamn free project..! by sudog · · Score: 1

    Change the name, it's quite simple. Hormel has been ignoring people using the term "spam" for quite some time: and you had to go file a trademark?

    Cripes. What a complete waste of money. It's not like you need the name-branding. Look at the Thunderbird/etc people. They changed their names how many times and they're still ridiculously popular!

    1. Re:It's a goddamn free project..! by pentalive · · Score: 1

      Indeed,

      Perhaps the email-related product should change to
      d-spam. According to the qoute above, that should
      clear them with Hormel.

      They might even be able to get away with "Dspam".

  63. Defend the mark or lose it by John+Jorsett · · Score: 1

    Companies have to defend their trademarks lest they slip into general use. That's what happened to Moxie, Cellophane, Aspirin, etc. Hormel isn't doing this just to be jerks; they have to be shown to be making an active defense or risk losing their rights to "spam." Defense of trademark is also why commercials say things like "Scotch brand" tape. I'll leave the argument as to whether the rights to "spam" are worth fighting for to others.

    1. Re:Defend the mark or lose it by T-Ranger · · Score: 1

      Actually, as for Aspirin, Bayer lost it as part of The Versailles Treaty that ended WWII. (At the same time they also lost "Heroin"). At least in some countries, anyway. In Canada Aspirin is still a TM...

    2. Re:Defend the mark or lose it by edb · · Score: 1

      Along those lines of protecting a trademark:

      Back in the '70s and '80s, the AT&T lawyers went to great pains to make sure that all references to UNIX were of the form "UNIX Operating System" and not simply "UNIX". They required all licensees (and I was one) to do this, and they wrote nastygrams to any publication that used the word "UNIX" as a noun and not as a modifier.

      Yes, I realize this was long before most /. readers were born.

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  64. industry not at risk by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't get it. My SPAM traps are *always* full so how can these protectionists complain that the industry is dying? Who are these guys anyway? GreenHam? The HIAA?

  65. Re:Give Hormel a break-remember Mike Rowe? by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

    Did you TRY typing it in your browser? No? Oh, ok. You lose.

  66. Exactly, mostly fat. by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 0


    "That's just over 2/3rd fat."

    That's exactly what I said.

    I think fat has water content, too, so the other calculations are not correct. Anyhow, what matters is the calories.

  67. What Hormel should do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is do a little research and find a good open source project that combats "spam" and sponsor it. It would probably go a long ways toward offsetting the negative publicity that "spam" causes.
    Their current strategy will probably backfire.

  68. Re:You're stupid then by silentbozo · · Score: 1

    All you have to do is point me towards where the anti-spam vendors are using the word in conjunction with the food industry and I'm right with you.

    They're not protecting the mark against use in the computer industry. They're protecting the mark against becoming genericized. Preserving the difference between SPAM as a product, and spam as a class of unwanted advertising is critical to that. Not to mention, that on the web, you definitely have issues with mark dilution when people keep drawing connections between the two (witness the old Slashdot icon for UCE, which was a can of SPAM, for example.)

  69. Shoulder? by karlandtanya · · Score: 1

    Slow smoked pork shoulder (over pecan wood w/ a good dry rub) is the food of the gods.

    And they use shoulder to make SPAM(tm)?

    It's a crying shame.

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  70. Re:Spam and Hawaii by Xtifr · · Score: 1

    There's a Hawaiian restaurant here in the SF bay area that offers SPAM maki: a slice of SPAM on rice wrapped with seaweed. I just had to try it, and you know what? It was surprisingly good. The flavor of the seaweed really complemented the flavor of the SPAM. (Wasabi and ginger didn't hurt either.) I'm starting to think the Hawaiians may be on to something here! :)

  71. what are you going to DO about it, Hormel? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hormel's Spam floods peoples e-mail with penis enlargement pills. Hormel spams. I got a lot of SPAM in my e-mail from Russian mafia telling me good money make stategy. SPAM is not a food product. SPAM is e-mail.

    Go ahead bitches, sue me.

  72. Interesting Hormel Story by jacobcaz · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Years back (like 1996/1997) I registered the domain name spam.net and ran a site where people submitted funny computer articles that ran along side articles of my own writing.

    I ran the site for maybe a year before I received my first C&D letter from Hormel. I replied back telling them I was not attempting to compete and was not dilluting their mark. Basically a nice, "Go to hell, Hormel!"

    There were one or two more letters back and forth between Hormel and myself. When I registered the domain you still didn't have to pay for a registration. When Hormel decided they wanted it back you had to pay $100 for two years to InterNIC. I wanted Hormel to at least buy me a new domain since they were starting to threaten litigation if I didn't hand over spam.net (I was 20 at the time, litigation by a LARGE corporation didn't sound like a walk in the park).

    Some months later I received a letter from WIPO telling me that Hormel had filed a petition against me and they decided the case was vague enough that they wouldn't give Hormel the name, but I couldn't use it either. InterNIC put the domain name on hold until Hormel and I could sort it out amongst ourselves.

    Hormel contacted me once against asking for the name and I told them if I couldn't have it, they couldn't either. I was happy to leave it on hold so NEITHER of us could use it (scorched earth mentality baby!).

    They just went away.

    I would check on the name from time to time to see if it was still on hold. About 2 months before the payment was due (InterNIC required payment for on hold domains, damn their then-monopoly) I checked on the domain name. I was registered to Hormel, lock stock and barrel!

    My plan had been to pay the registration feel just to keep the name tied up, but somehow - and without anyone notifying me - they managed to get the name transfered to them and taken off hold.

    At no point had I ever agreed to transfer the name or provided anything in writing that said anything remotely close to it. But there it was, big as day, off hold and in the hands of Hormel.

    I've been a little bitter about it ever since.

    1. Re:Interesting Hormel Story by juuri · · Score: 1

      This exact same scenario happened with me and tacobell.com. I would have given Pepsi the domain if they had only asked, instead the went crazy with C&Ds and threatening me. All we ever put on it was what we had the day before for lunch from TB.

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  73. Too late Homel by Bruha · · Score: 1

    People have been using the word spam for junk email longer than I've been in the industry and that's a looong time for any company to sit back and not enforce it's trademark.

    1. Re:Too late Homel by Forbman · · Score: 1

      Well, people have been calling Spam (the real stuff) junk (and using it as a derisive term) for quite some time before 1988 as well.

      Too bad the courts just don't laugh Hormel out for this one.

      For most Americans, SPAM=SHIT.

  74. Solution by Hao+Wu · · Score: 1

    OK, it's not "spam". From now on I shall refer to junk email as "hormel".

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  75. The Porkers' Position by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pigs are smarter than dogs. I wonder what they think about all this?

    By the way, would you eat a dog?

    1. Re:The Porkers' Position by psydad · · Score: 1

      "would I eat a dog"?
      yes, and have more than once.
      "Dog is a fine meal" - Mel Gibson

    2. Re:The Porkers' Position by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pigs may be smarter, but a dog's got personality. Personality goes a long way.

  76. Re:You're stupid then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Byotch betta hab mah money. Not some, not half, but all my cash...

  77. Sorry. by eremitic · · Score: 5, Funny

    So...do they expect the spammish inquisition?

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    1. Re:Sorry. by omeomi · · Score: 3, Funny

      nobody expects the spammish inquisition.

    2. Re:Sorry. by Anonymous+Writer · · Score: 2, Funny

      Habla espamol?

  78. Re:You're stupid then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > Sodium Nitrite

    Does that mean it could be used to make explosives?
    Probably doesn't have enough of it, though.

    Hmmm...

  79. Aren't trademarks... by Samurai+Cat! · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...specific to whatever industry you're using it in?

    Meaning, all the companies making anti-spam products are NOT in the food industry. They're in the tech industry.

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    1. Re:Aren't trademarks... by Meowing · · Score: 1
      ...specific to whatever industry you're using it in?

      Yes. Sometimes. No.

      When a trademark is well enough known to be considered "famous", the rules change. If a mark is famous, a holder can successfully argue that dilution from unrelated uses is harmful and blockable.

  80. Can someone's trademark be considered satire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...or is Monty Python in trouble, too?

    1. Re:Can someone's trademark be considered satire? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fair use and freedom of speech would most likely cover that.

  81. DUCE sounds cooler anyway by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Hormel has been trying to get people to use "UCE" Unsolicited Commercial Email for what is normaly called email-spam these days. Hormel has been pretty polite about the whole thing, maybe they'll pay for a new trademark.

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  82. Re:Give Hormel a break-remember Mike Rowe? by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

    Did you TRY typing it in your browser? No? Oh, ok. You lose.

    No, I tried surfing to the site a few times before I made my original post on this matter and got 'page not found' from Internet Explorer. This was (in retrospect) undoubltedly due to the webserver being 'flat on its back' at the time of access and not responding at all -- thus, the 'page not found' error.

    I didn't lose.

    Rather, I 'jumped to conclusions'.

  83. Re:Give Hormel a break-remember Mike Rowe? by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

    Yeah, and I came across as a dickhead.

    Sorry, that's the effect of Posting Before Ready, in this case, insufficient coffee and nicotine at the time.

    My apologies.

  84. Monty Python? by Vorondil28 · · Score: 1

    Shouldn't they be sueing Monty Python and his gang? Just a thought..

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  85. Probably genericided.... by werdna · · Score: 1

    The extensions of time to file opposition are routine practices that can be achieved just by asking for them. They mean nothing at all.

    It remains to be seen whether SPAM is sufficiently famous for purposes of dilution, and in view of the well-ingrained use for UCE, it can't be. When I hear "Spam" today, I very rarely think about the food product.

    In any case, there is no risk of likelihood of confusion arising from DSPAM's commercial use -- nobody would assume affiliation. Moreover, there is danger in permitting Hormel to reappropriate a now-commonly used now-English word that they lost due to their negligence over year after year of inaction.

    Xerox was at risk of genericide, and acted -- agressively. For Hormel, if there was ever a time to do it, it is probably too late. Time will tell.

  86. Re:Give Hormel a break-remember Mike Rowe? by iamcf13 · · Score: 1

    Understood.

    I guess all 'professional' websites are hosted by pros on the best equipment possible that is backed by UPSes so 'they never go down' except for routine maintennance or something catastrophic and unforseen like -- unfortunately -- 2001-09-11. Hence, it seems, the overall perception of the Internet when a 'page not found' error occurs is one of the following:

    1) The site is down temporarily
    2) The site is gone for good
    3) The site is brand new and its DNS name hasn't fully propagated through 'all' the DNS servers on the internet yet. Using the actual IP address of the site in question should get you to it.

    It seems there is a variation on 'page not found' where the domain exists but redirects you somewhere else. I tried it with the (in)famous URL http://www.cyberpromo.com/ and was sent to a 'buymenow' page for it at another domain.

    I hope you found this information helpful.

  87. Don't mention "The War"! by Detritus · · Score: 1

    Bayer lost the rights to its name and trademarks in many countries as a result of World War I.

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  88. You fucking retard, Spam = shoulder + ham by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Go kill yourself and do us all a favor.

  89. No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not a fucking acronym. Please do some research. "Pork is not a meat." God, are you that dense that when you spout nonsense you can't even see it?

    1. Re:No. by jackofallbrandnames · · Score: 1

      It is a fucking acronym, just got it wrong. And some do not consider unclean animals as "real" meat...I missed the adjective. I dunno, maybe Hormel just sounded Jewish to me.

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  90. Get rid of meat scraps by grinding them? by Futurepower(R) · · Score: 1


    There are some companies that make hot dogs that are actually of high quality, and not just an attempt to get rid of meat scraps by grinding them.

    But no, I usually don't eat hot dogs.

  91. its not like their sales are down because of email by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    people that eat spam like spam already get the whole joke. its like eating mcdonalds, u like it, u get its not that good for you, u don't care. its like the mystery meat of hotdog. not stopping the sales.

  92. Hormels SPAM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "goes in your lunchbox, not in your inbox"

  93. its bought by/for charities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    those who get food from red cross often get lots of spam

  94. If you think Hormel is the bad guy here, think aga by The+Cisco+Kid · · Score: 1
    1. Hormel's policy. Its pretty clear, its coeherent,

    http://spam.net/ci/ci_in.htm

    We do not object to use of this slang term to describe UCE, although we do object to the use of the word "spam" as a trademark and to the use of our product image in association with that term. Also, if the term is to be used, it should be used in all lower-case letters to distinguish it from our trademark SPAM, which should be used with all uppercase letters.


    Clueful folk in the industry recognize that Hormel is 'being nice'. I agree.

    2. Some thoughts on SpamArrest:

    http://tardigrade.net/challengeresponse.html

    http://bre.klaki.net/dagbok/faerslur/1096220563.sh tml

    http://www.nelson.monkey.org/~nelson/weblog/tech/b ad/spamarrest.html

    These pretty much agree with my take on the issue.

    I don't have much sympathy for SpamArrest. They are clueless as far as fighting spam properly, apparently so far as to not even be aware of Hormel's position noted above.

  95. This is why Hormel is doing this... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is a no-win situation for Hormel. They are a laughing stock if the try to protect their trademark against the e-mail spam companies. But, if they don't act, one of their competitors in the meat packing business could market a product with a "generic" name of spam. If and when that event happens, Hormel can point to the instances when they acted to protect the name. So the actions they take now, while the may seem silly to slashdotters, will provide them will legal ammo down the road.

    I'm not a lawyer, but I did stay in Holiday Inn Express last night...

  96. They are NOT required to do this by Shadowlore · · Score: 1

    Don't forget, under U.S. law a company is required to defend its trademarks from use by other parties, or they can lose the trademark. That's usually the reason for trademark lawsuits like this that strike everyone as silly and mean-spirited.

    We need an "incomplete" moderation tag.

    Yes, an entity holding trademark is required to defend it or lose it. HOWEVER, a trademark is not under attack when not used in the same classification of product. There can be an zSeries computer hardware product as well as a zSeries haircut, a zSeries Sci-Fi book, and so on; each with their own trademark, and each not diluting each other.

    What makes this (potential) lawsuit silly and mean-spirited is that Hormel is in the FOOD business and SPAM made by Hormel is considered a food product. DSPAM for example, is NOT a food product (or even a laxative which IMO would be funny as hell - "Eat SPAM lately and want it out right now? Take DSPAM Laxative!"), it is a computer software product.

    As such *legally* speaking, Hormel is NOT required to "defend" it's trademark against DSPAM the software product. Therefore, this case is not one of Hormel being required to do anything to "defend" it's trademark.

    Therefore this (potential) lawsuit is silly, mean-spirited, w/o merit, and pathetically sad, really.

    Had you read the article, you would have known this. Actually, if you knew anything substantive about Trademark law, you would have known this w/o reading the article.

    Had you read the article, you would have known that a lawsuit has yet to be filed. You would have known that Hormel has recently filed an attempt to trademark SPAM as "downloadable software, namely screensavers".

    Why do this? They KNOW they can't fight the battle being "only" a food maker. They KNOW that DSPAM and SPAM are in two entirely different classes of products. They KNOW they'd lose, and lose big.

    So what do they do? They suddenly decide to go into the computer software business. They did this AFTER the term spam for UCE was pervasive, as well as AFTER DSPAM submitted their trademark filing.

    There is but one reason for Hormel to do this. They want to be able to claim SPAM as a computer related trademark. It's a stupid notion that they have a screensaver they want to call SPAM given the negative connotation "spam" has in the computer world. They would start out in a horrible marketing position. One would have to presume their marketing department would know this, as would anyone reasonably modern or intelligent at Hormel.

    Thus, the only safe conclusion is the one I posited: that they are trying to establish an alleged computer software product to attach their SPAM trademark to in order to provide some assumed basis for countering the use of it elsewhere. This too, is futile, however.

    The presence of many anti-spam/spam references, their own admission of it's usage in the computer world, as well as the use of it by the U.S. Congress all point to a non-starter. Like prior art.

    Further, to move their trademark into entirely unrelated areas can serve as a dilution on it's own. Only when the extension of trademark adds significant value to the new venture is it benefical and not dilutive. An example is the expansion of "Virgin Airways" to Virgin Galactic and so on. SPAM has never had a strong brand association, even prior to the Internet. As such, an extension of it would be unwise. It is a dubious assertion that Hormel is unaware of this. Again, this leads to the aforementioned assumption of intent.

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  97. Maybe they should sue Congress and the FCC by herbierobinson · · Score: 1

    For diluting their trademark with the CAN SPAM act...

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  98. Hormel must sue the spammers by herbierobinson · · Score: 1

    Using the term "spam" for UCE has passed into the venacular a long, long time ago. The only way Hormel can get it back, now, is to get rid of e-mail spam. They probably have grounds for a really huge trade dress lawsuit against the large spammers!

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  99. Armour Treet Meat by pnutjam · · Score: 1

    Why would I eat SPAM when I can get TREET for 1/2 the price?

  100. short memories by hawk · · Score: 1

    when MS was criticized for the trademark filing, they took great pains to explain that the trademark was for "microsoft windows," not "windows."

    A necessity, both because "windows" is a single common word, and because it was already in widewspread use to describe a section of the screen on a computer.

    hawk

  101. Re:If you think Hormel is the bad guy here, think by pfrench42 · · Score: 0

    You're right, it does seem they're just defending the trademark as required by law to keep it. However, I'm really surprised they've not used humor to leverage the popularity of the term to sell their product. Jack-in-the-box would've jumped on this years ago. It seems Hormel are suffering from a lack of imagination.

  102. Re:You're stupid then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    First Spam is made from beef, not pork.

    This must surely be one of those times when you're thankful you posted as an Anonymous Retard!

  103. so we call it something else by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    S*am
    S-pam
    Annoying flood of email formerly known as a poor tasting potted meat product?

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