This, according to his idea, explains the massive amount of transformation that our species has done to our planet, and all the things we have accomplished:)
So, basically, we created the wheel, society, computers, and porn because we were bored?
Makes perfect sense t'me.:-)
Wonder if you could kick that up a notch and take it to religion:
And the earth was without form, and void; and darkness was upon the face of the deep. And God got bored and went waterskiing.
[Bunch of boring biblical stuff that I couldn't be bothered to make fun of]
And God found that he needed drinking buddies and people to kick ass at CS with, and he said, "Let us make man in our image, after our likeness [...]"
You first have to decide whether to use the short or the long form.
The short form is what the Internal Revenue Service calls "simplified",
which means it is designed for people who need the help of a Sears
tax-preparation expert to distinguish between their first and last
names. Here's the complete text:
"(1) How much did you make? (AMOUNT)
"(2) How much did we here at the government take out? (AMOUNT)
"(3) Hey! Sounds like we took too much! So we're going to
send an official government check for (ONE-FIFTEENTH OF
THE AMOUNT WE TOOK) directly to the (YOUR LAST NAME)
household at (YOUR ADDRESS), for you to spend in any way
you please! Which just goes to show you, (YOUR FIRST
NAME), that it pays to file the short form!"
The IRS wants you to use this form because it gets to keep most of your
money. So unless you have pond silt for brains, you want the long
form.
-- Dave Barry, "Sweating Out Taxes"
Actually, I prefer that to eth0 and eth1 magically switching places as has happened occasionally for me after rebooting Linux.
Yeah, I've had that happen to me before, too. It's irritating, but hasn't happened to me in a very long time.
I much prefer having a nice generic ethX over an interface named after the driver. (wlanX being an exception. (Anyone know why they changed hostAP to do wifiX and wlanX, instead of the old behaviour? C'mon, Mr. Tourelles (sp, sorry), I know you're out there.:-)))
Lee was also in two scenes in the second movie; one when Parker gives up being Spider-Man and is doing his little happy-happy walk (briefly but clearly seen in the background running right to left), and when Spidey and Doc Ock are fighting on the side of the building, he pulls a young lady out of the way of falling debris.
They mentioned this in the DVD commentary, I think.
I already save a collection of Gmail Drafts that aren't "To" anyone, but have subjects like "Programming Ideas" and "Stuff To Remember". That way I can add stuff whether I'm at work, home, or school.
Male: I'm taking off my pants.
Google: Mens' pants. Sale on Docker's. www.pants.com
Female: Ooooh, I'm touching myself.
Google: UNIX manpages - touch(1)
Male: I bring out the goats.
Google: Everything you ever wanted to know about herpes.
Still better than Clippy.
I see you're having sex. Would you like me to:
( ) Videotape it
( ) Watch
( ) Hold the bucket of cheez-whiz
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Dude! Google employee trading cards!
:P
Just remember, I had the idea first.
I live in California. Nine of those ten remaining channels are in Spanish.
And Goatse.
Surprise, fear, drugs, and Goatse.
Maybe.
Way ahead of you. :P
(Yes, I know it's a Mastercard. My visa.c just does mod10 on whatever you give it.)
Makes perfect sense t'me.
Wonder if you could kick that up a notch and take it to religion:
I much prefer having a nice generic ethX over an interface named after the driver. (wlanX being an exception. (Anyone know why they changed hostAP to do wifiX and wlanX, instead of the old behaviour? C'mon, Mr. Tourelles (sp, sorry), I know you're out there.
I meant just for really bad jokes and puns. They're still funny, you just can't laugh without a pained expression. :P
:-)
I was actually trying to be funny. I guess I failed.
Maybe -1, Unfunny for people like me.
We need -1, Funny.
Lee was also in two scenes in the second movie; one when Parker gives up being Spider-Man and is doing his little happy-happy walk (briefly but clearly seen in the background running right to left), and when Spidey and Doc Ock are fighting on the side of the building, he pulls a young lady out of the way of falling debris.
They mentioned this in the DVD commentary, I think.
ipfwadm?
Aren't you allowed to attend (but not receive credits for) pretty much any government-funded university?
I kept expecting the newly-mechnically-born Darth Vader to rip off his helmet and say "this helmet is chafing my eyebrows! I swear!".
I see you're having sex. Would you like me to:
( ) Videotape it
( ) Watch
( ) Hold the bucket of cheez-whiz
Crap! I just posted that. Should've figured someone beat me to it. :P
"What can brown lose for you?"
Someone clocked it once -- I think it was a van or a station wagon. Whatever it was, it won.