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A US burglar has been sentenced to clean 100 prison toilets after raiding a house and defecating on the floor.
A Saginaw County judge has ordered Rob Malda to carry out the sanitation duties at Saginaw County Prison after he admitted stealing a gun from a home in Richland Township, Michigan. Malda is best known as the creator and primary editor of the popular technology website Slashdot.
The 23-year-old Washtenaw county native was also sentenced to two years' probation and has been ordered to pay about 350 to clean the property, reports MLive.com.
Inserting lines like 'Cmdr Taco invented tacosnotting' and 'The software failed due to a programmers addiction to gay porn' in the article text will not win you any friends!
"By looking at the IQ, personal hygiene, and social standing of the editors of popular tech website Slashdot we clearly see that brain size has nothing to do with intelligence or social apptitude."
One of the Watson's (of founding IBM fame, I can't remember if it was Sr, or Jr. I'm guessing Sr), once said that worldwide we'd probably only need 5 computers ever.
Well, there's 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10- 11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18 wheels on a big rig "Okay, everybody now!"
Well, there's 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10- 11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18 Wheels on a big rig And they're rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin'
"Mighty fine, everybody, let's back the big rig on up now." Well there's 18-17-17-16-15-14-13-12-11-10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1
"Okay, let's just count the even number wheels..." 2-4-6-8-10-12-14-16-18 wheels on a big rig."
"Okay, let's go to other side of the truck and count just the odd number wheels" 1-3-5-7-9-11-13-15-17
"I think you blew a flat, Dad." "I think you might be right. You know, let's try counting 'em in Roman numerals!" i-ii-iii-iv-v-vi-vii-viii-ix-x-xi-xii- xiii-xiv-xv- xvi-xvii-xviii wheels on a big rig.
I will now attempt to divide the wheels of a big rig by pi! Well, there's 3.14314256711..million wheels on a big rig And they're rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin'
Which one is worse, the fool or the fool that follows him? I find the attention/flames that everybody is giving to SCO highly surprising, as a result it is hard for bystanders to differentiate between the opponents. It would be much more mature of Linus and Co to either ignore the whole matter or respond professionally, instead of playing the same game.
Slashdot Mirror
Ahh, the smell of a karma whore in the morning makes me smile........
Will of course be CmdrTaco, the Anal Avenger!
Of, and FP for anti-slash!
These are being marketed to Metrosexuals, homos, and lesbians who were told they were 'cool' by one of the fags on Queer Eye or something.
As with everything Apple, it's a proprietary, over-designed, over-priced POS.
Go OSS!
/. needs to start paying me for all of these
FIRST POSTS!!!!!
I am king!
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Pooing burglar sentenced to toilet cleaning
A US burglar has been sentenced to clean 100 prison toilets after raiding a house and defecating on the floor.
A Saginaw County judge has ordered Rob Malda to carry out the sanitation duties at Saginaw County Prison after he admitted stealing a gun from a home in Richland Township, Michigan. Malda is best known as the creator and primary editor of the popular technology website Slashdot.
The 23-year-old Washtenaw county native was also sentenced to two years' probation and has been ordered to pay about 350 to clean the property, reports MLive.com.
Story filed: 12:14 Monday 23rd February 2004
Heh heh. You really did take care of that guy. Kudos to you sir!
Play first post for me!
shout out to anti-slash!
And props to Jihad HQ!
welcome our Hubble Space Telescope repair overlords.
Oh, and FP!
Is he related to Mike Hunt?
Don't write in that damn-awful C or Java crap. .NET is the only way to bug-free software. Just ask Bill Gates or CmdrTaco.
Shout out to Anti-Slash!!!!!
Mod this lame attempt at karma whoring down.
Inserting lines like 'Cmdr Taco invented tacosnotting' and 'The software failed due to a programmers addiction to gay porn' in the article text will not win you any friends!
"By looking at the IQ, personal hygiene, and social standing of the editors of popular tech website Slashdot we clearly see that brain size has nothing to do with intelligence or social apptitude."
Shout out to anti-slash!
One of the Watson's (of founding IBM fame, I can't remember if it was Sr, or Jr. I'm guessing Sr), once said that worldwide we'd probably only need 5 computers ever.
I thought hacking Xbox's was illegal? Micro$oft is going to come down on their asses.......
What about a Beowulf cluster of..... oh never mind!
Your link doesn't work. Has this so called 'Jihad' failed?
If this is allowed to happen all the MCSE's (Minesweeper Consultants, Solitaire Experts) will have to pay royalties.
The OSDN Personals ads get my vote!
Well, there's 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-
- xiii-xiv-xv- xvi-xvii-xviii
11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18 wheels on a big rig
"Okay, everybody now!"
Well, there's 1-2-3-4-5-6-7-8-9-10-
11-12-13-14-15-16-17-18 Wheels on a big rig
And they're rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin'
"Mighty fine, everybody, let's back the big rig on up now."
Well there's 18-17-17-16-15-14-13-12-11-10-9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1
"Okay, let's just count the even number wheels..."
2-4-6-8-10-12-14-16-18 wheels on a big rig."
"Okay, let's go to other side of the truck
and count just the odd number wheels"
1-3-5-7-9-11-13-15-17
"I think you blew a flat, Dad."
"I think you might be right.
You know, let's try counting 'em in Roman numerals!"
i-ii-iii-iv-v-vi-vii-viii-ix-x-xi-xii
wheels on a big rig.
I will now attempt to divide the wheels of a big rig by pi!
Well, there's 3.14314256711..million wheels on a big rig
And they're rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin' rollin' rollin'
Eric Harshbarger's LEGO(R) Website
Which one is worse, the fool or the fool that follows him?
I find the attention/flames that everybody is giving to SCO highly surprising, as a result it is hard for bystanders to differentiate between the opponents. It would be much more mature of Linus and Co to either ignore the whole matter or respond professionally, instead of playing the same game.