My favourite bit of Windows Defender is this in the FAQ:
When Windows Defender (Beta 2) detects potentially unwanted software, it shows you how customers who participate in the opt-in network voted to classify the software. This helps provide you with more information even before Microsoft analysts evaluate the software.
So loads of Windows users who haven't got a clue start pressing "yes" to everything, and the rest start following! It's the blind leading the blind.
I have visions of lots of Windows Lemmings following each other off a cliff.
Do people intentionally buy porn? I assumed the whole industry was funded by IE users accidentally installing premium rate dialers.
I guess now that broadband is so popular the porographers need to find another revenue stream.
Rubbish. We all know that the early scientific writers created a time machine and have been nicking their ideas from the scientists of the future ever since.
It's a conspiracy of mammouth proportions, and its a disgrace that the patent laws only consider prior art as a defence!
Notice that if you zoom in Google Moon, you see that the moon is made of cheese. It's a joke you see, the moon isn't really made of cheese.
However, if you zoom in on Google Mars, you don't see little green men. Don't you think that's suspicious? Surely if it were untrue, Google would have included it.
Therefore we have conclusive evidence that Mars is full of little green men!!!
The martian govenment are clearly colluding with Google to censor the Google Mars results!
So the creators of this device claim that the x-box can overheat and possibly break. However, by installing this device, they claim it voids the warranty.
Forgive me if I'm being dumb, but rather than fork out a load of dosh preventing the problem, I'd rather wait for the Xbox to break and get a shiny new one courtesy of Microsoft.
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My favourite bit of Windows Defender is this in the FAQ: When Windows Defender (Beta 2) detects potentially unwanted software, it shows you how customers who participate in the opt-in network voted to classify the software. This helps provide you with more information even before Microsoft analysts evaluate the software. So loads of Windows users who haven't got a clue start pressing "yes" to everything, and the rest start following! It's the blind leading the blind. I have visions of lots of Windows Lemmings following each other off a cliff.
"Security updates will still be downloaded if you select "automatic updates", you just can't download nice addons like windows defender"
You don't class windows defender a security update?
From Microsoft...
"Windows Defender is a free program that helps protect your computer against [...] security threats"
Come on admit it, you thought Windows Defender was Microsoft's version of the popular 1980's arcade game didn't you?
Do people intentionally buy porn? I assumed the whole industry was funded by IE users accidentally installing premium rate dialers. I guess now that broadband is so popular the porographers need to find another revenue stream.
It must be an OS X thing. I'll never forget the time I ran out to buy an iPod and ended up with 2 MP3 players.
>If I remember correctly, Benjamin Franklin If you remember correctly??? How old are you exactly?
If video packets were to be encrypted, how could the ISPs tell the difference between a video stream and a (very long) letter to my grandma?
I wonder which representatives got paid most for their vote!
Rubbish. We all know that the early scientific writers created a time machine and have been nicking their ideas from the scientists of the future ever since. It's a conspiracy of mammouth proportions, and its a disgrace that the patent laws only consider prior art as a defence!
He was using a Macro to automate tasks. I'm not a fan of MMORPGs, but surely that's not allowed in any of these games?
Am I the only person that giggled when reading that
Due to technical difficulties, this spaceship will terminate here at Uranus, a bus service will be along shortly.
Notice that if you zoom in Google Moon, you see that the moon is made of cheese. It's a joke you see, the moon isn't really made of cheese. However, if you zoom in on Google Mars, you don't see little green men. Don't you think that's suspicious? Surely if it were untrue, Google would have included it. Therefore we have conclusive evidence that Mars is full of little green men!!! The martian govenment are clearly colluding with Google to censor the Google Mars results!
OMG! They're making room for a hyperpace-bypass!
Nah. Microsoft Bob makes a profit now, they're selling it on to the Afghans who don't know better.
They might as well register FAT cat as a trademark whilst they're at it :-)
So the creators of this device claim that the x-box can overheat and possibly break. However, by installing this device, they claim it voids the warranty.
Forgive me if I'm being dumb, but rather than fork out a load of dosh preventing the problem, I'd rather wait for the Xbox to break and get a shiny new one courtesy of Microsoft.