VENUS Satellite, The Next Eye in the Sky
Erica Campbell writes "According to IsraCast, Israel and France are working together on a
new micro-satellite called VENUS, which is supposed to be far more advanced then present satellites. VENUS, which will be launched in 2008, will carry a unique Super Spectral Space Camera, and will have an advanced plasma-thruster engine for propulsion.
From the article: 'The Israeli-French project will allow farmers to better treat their crops, fisherman to locate large quantities of fish in mid-sea and will also vastly increase the ability of the scientific community to study and monitor the flora and fauna in many areas around the globe.'"
Sez a French Farmer: "Mon dieu! I feel like I am being watched by a goddess on a mountain top!"
Sez a Fisherman: "Mais oui! It is like I can feel her crystal eyes burning into the back of my head!"
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Am I the only person that giggled when reading that
Umm. Exactly how does this help with the global problem of overfishing?
which is supposed to be far more advanced then present satellites
Maybe more advanced than presently known satellites. I'm sure the government's don't release all the data...
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And all of this for crop surveillance? Riiiiiiiiiiiiight.
I think our good friends at the NRO are going to get some competition from... ahem... "friends and allies" or something like this. Even if I am just being paranoid, the military potential is there, and don't forget that SPOT (European space imaging project, led by France) has been denounced often by the USA as a "dual-use" project...
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Helps fisherman and farmers? That's a pretty lame excuse I'd say.
Why don't they just come out and say "Lets us take a pictures of such a high resolution that we'll be able to capture screen shots of you pirating movies"
hehe.
Big ones, small ones, some as big as yer 'ead!
Give 'em a twist, a flick o' the wrist...
If other nations get jealous of the camera and jets of this sattelite, will they have a bad case of Venus-envy?
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yes, the ocean's ecology desperately needs a means to spot large schools of fish in mid-ocean...
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This seems like a really expensive way to address over-fishing!
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The normal term for a 10-band sensor would be multispectral. Hyperspectral imaging systems, on the order of 220 distinct bands (e.g. AVIRIS), have been around for quite some time now, though most of these tend to be airborn and not satellite based.
This is good news especially when in light to the alarmist view of future NASA satellite projects.
For the SPOT program, the French are trying harder than the US to recover their fees. What I mean is SPOT data is not cheap when compared to NASA data (Landsat, ALI, Hyperion, etc). Yes, I know, this is different types of data, but the US has been in the past more prone to sell data at a lower price than the French. My uneducated guess is that Israel too will want to sell the data in order to cover their costs. This is just different goals: make the data available cheap and hope the advantages of massive use of data will justify the investment. That's the problem with Canada's Radarsat-1 and Radarsat-2 (not yet launched, but commercial). While Canada's Radarsat-C (launch timeframe: 2012-2014) data will be available at a minimal fee for the canadian government agencies. That said, I just hope this VENUS satellite will have a data policy which will allow widespread use of the data it collects.
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Of all the things they could have named a dot in the sky after, they had to go and name it after an existing dot in the sky.
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I think we all know what this satelite will be used for. I don't know why they talk about it like we are school children. Are we supposed to believe that this satelite is going to be used to help farmers? LOL
I just wish they could have come up with something better than that.
Sure I can believe this satelite will be used to help people, but even a generic answer such as "This satelite will be used to help people view and track organic structures from space" makes a bit more sense than tracking fish?
I don't know the point of the annoucement. But whoever worked on the PR on this announcement should investigate a career in comedy.
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There are nations with zero sense of responsibility for sustaining the fish stock. The fact that they are members of the EU, and the EU stands up for them, is a black mark on the EU. How about the ability to pinpoint Spanish fishing trawlers so Greenpeace can more effectively harass them.
It seriously sounds like something you'd see in a comedy routine. It almost sounds like sarcasm or something. When I read it I was thinking "are these guys serious?"
We all know what the satelite is for. Just seeing that Isreal and France is involved automatically tells you exactly what this satelite is for.
will it get me laid?
'The Israeli-French project will allow farmers to better treat their crops, fisherman to locate large quantities of fish in mid-sea...'
There is already a threat of illegal fishing on the high seas, I only see this as being detrimental to the ocean environment.
This article states, 'Over half of the global fish stocks are already fully exploited, and 25 percent are overexploited, depleted or recovering from depletion.'
A better use would be to locate and protect certain species from depletion.
But the real question is, does anyone care? Or will they only care when it is too late to do anything about it?
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Soon there will be no place for our piscine enemies to hide! We will hunt them to the ends of the earth! Fuck the planet!
Poor guys just can't catch a break... Soon the only food source left will be people.
especially of the homo sapiens sapiens variety.
It doesn't. And that's the point. Even with current technology, the fish supply is being depleted. Go out now, and make even the mackarel extinct. Woo hoo! Really smart there, Europe.
This satellite is so advanced that it can see into corn stalks to determine whether a particular farmer has a problem with European corn borer. It can count the number of aphids on a soybean leaf to determine whether you have reached economimc threshold and need to spray. Yes, this satellite will be a boon to farmers and increase yields all over the world.
It's a pot-hunter (poppy, cocoa too ... gotta keep tabs on whom to 'tax' for their imports).
... though I'm plenty of GIS providers could provide ridiculous resolutions for the US.
... PLUS something in subtext about supporting 'anti-terror this or that (tm)'. It all equals GoodShit (tm).
5.3m res, so their only keeping tabs on the bigger folks
Small sat, lower cost, manuverability, nice cameras and other imaging gear
I guess they went with plasma thrusters because they couldn't get the Hyperexploding Fusion Containment Rockets done in time.
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You are right. How can anyone possibly not believe that Israel will not use a unique opportunity like this to help it pick targets for assasinations..etc. It would be interesting, however, to find out if the French can see whatever the Israelis are peeking at, or how many imaging devices/cameras are on that thing.
Morons.
Then != than you morons.
Actually, this will make life harder for the average farmer. Now they can't even have any intimate moment with their sheeps without feeling somebody's watching...
It's just like night vision in Iraq.
missed it in the article. The resolution is 5.3 meters, which is about 17.4 feet. You could probbably tell something was a house, but not much better than that. This thing would make a very poor spy satellite.
Well, let's say the vague listing of this thread in the direction of paranoia is correct. They wouldn't tell us how good the resolution of their cameras were, would they? That would be information for their special customers only.
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The article is pretty light on details, but maybe it has some way of determining how many fish of a certain species are in an area of the sea? One of the biggest problems in over-fishing has got to be just determining the health of fish population in different parts of the ocean. If governments and scientists could get definitive information that something is over-fished, then it's much easier to get international bans on fishing in that part of the ocean.
I don't know if that's what this thing can do. It'd be nice if there were more information about how this satellite works.
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If it's a spy satellite, why would they make a press release about the thing in the first place? I don't recall any announcements by the NSA or NRO about the latest Keyhole satellite launches.
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I hear it's going to have a Batphone for astronauts too.
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Go ahead and let them, as far as I care.
If it's a spy satellite, why would they make a press release about the thing in the first place? I don't recall any announcements by the NSA or NRO about the latest Keyhole satellite launches.
If you can't come up with an answer to this one, you'll probably want to adjust your meds downward before the party, otherwise you might be feeling a little left out.
Obviously, the reason they'd want to do the press release is because they don't want the NSA or NRO to know what they are capable of. They can't hide the fact their steering their little satellite all over the place from Cheyenne Mountain; so they want the US spooks to laugh it off, scoffing it's contemptible resolution.
By the way, did I mention it's BYOB. In fact, I'm assuming everybody will bring their own everything, including tin foil.
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I used to work for a company that did a lot of work in Hyper spectral imaging. Designed a few prototypes myself. The government used to tell us that we were building sensors for tracking fish and other oceanic anomalies, which they can. More importantly they use this kind of technology to look for deep subs. They can also use the spectral cross bands to determine what kind of growth they are looking at. Specifically the DEA looking for large marijuana crops and things of that nature. They may be being built under some normal pretense but they sell the sensor time to government agencies looking for the bad guys, or in some cases the good guys. JD
Well the english on that site is really poor and I never trust Israeli tech sites to be accurate.
According to this press release, it's a multispectral sensor in VNIR with only 12 bands. I don't know where they get "super-spectral," I've never heard that term before. The IsraCast article has an AVIRIS image with it. AVIRIS is a hyperspectral (hundreds of bands) sensor but it's not on any satellite. It flies on planes. The only impressive thing about this seems to be the spatial resolution.
And to all of you paranoid androids, yes, there are legitimate and very useful applications of multi-spectral remote sensing for agriculture and environmental monitoring. Also, a 5.3m spatial resolution is not going to impress any spies. You couldn't even make a out a house reliably with the resolution.
that only large corporations and terrorists can afford it.
Wouldn't they be breaking some law if they snapped a picture containing an unauthorized image of whatever you were pirating...?
We better as the (RI|MP)AA for legal clarity on this issue since they seem to be the authority now-a-days.
So, are we declaring a global war on the Fishes in the oceans? It looks like it. It must the the fish oil... but let's just say that the Fishes know where Saddam put his WMDs.
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You can't handle the truth.
To be able to maintain secrecy, you should not keep it completely secret. Intentionally leaking a little bit of correct information with lots of incorrect data is commonly known as misinformation. Outright lying about everything is not useful because at least easily verifiable sections of the information package will be proven to be false pretty much instantly. For example let say you are going to launch a spy sat. Instead of hiding the whole launch and everything, you put out a little bit of nice information in a press release, which contains some correct information (small size, small launch vehicle) with false information (5.7m resolution size). This is both to hide the capability of your technology and the actual purpose of the device.
Misinformation is still widely used by intelligensia and politic spin doctors.
Give the man a lampshade.
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Can it ride clams naked? Now THAT would be an achievement.
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Regarding the Austin Powers reference above, and the title in the article.. one cant forget the Alan Parsons Project "Laser" joke.. and Eye in the sky was a song and album name for Alan Parsons Project..
Umm..
Okay so I was stretching for humor there..
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"fisherman to locate large quantities of fish in mid-sea"
Do we really want fisherman to have these tools to essentially strip mine the ocean of even more fish? Give me a break!
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Maybe this is the God-like entity PKD encountered and he just got a couple of the letters wrong (or fudged them on purpose).
Too bad the dreaded 2012 solar storms will to fry it to bits, four years after it's launch.
Heh.
Having worked with NASA in the near past on a satellite project, I was amazed at the positively ANTIQUE technology they throw into space. Their engineers are mostly in their 50's and 60's and they got their EE degrees before PCs were invented. They build satellites using hundreds of millions of dollars worth of custom-designed discrete component logic, when the same functions could be performed hundreds of times faster and more reliably with integrated circuits for a small fraction of the cost. They still build earth-sensing satellites with individual photodiodes and reciprocating mirrors instead of CCD arrays. The failure of a single transistor took out a whole spectral band (one of twelve) on one recent bird. When Golden tried to get them to do things "cheaper, faster, and better" they sabotaged his programs by cutting out testing and QA, blew up a few probes, and then started saying "That's what happens when you try to save money!" They pay a team of half a dozen scientists to sit around and periodically analyze the response curve of the photodiodes to look for drift in intensity, when the entire function could be done more accurately by a simple feedback and control loop.
The whole place should be cleaned out and re-staffed from scratch.
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Last time France and Israel cooperated we got the dirty 1956 Suez invasion and the Dimona reactor, which the zionists used to make 220 to 400 nuclear bombs so they can terrorize the entire middle east and hold USA at gunpoint so that Uncle Sam dares not to oppose their occupation of arab lands and purging of palestinian refugees by the millions. The whole world is mum about the jewish bomb out of fear of the Mossad, they do not want to end like JFK who was gunned down to stop his opposition to Dimona and the zionist A-bomb.
Do not think for a minute that this french-jew satellite will be about farmers, it is espionage and targeted assasinations tasked. Jews are the masters of yankee as Sharon has clearly said, Bush the leesser is just a puppet.