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  1. Woo-hoo! on Wii Could Be What the Doctor Ordered · · Score: 1

    Wii Could Be What the Doctor Ordered

    Tomorrow I'm gonna go see my doctor and ask him a medical prescription for Metroid: Other M.

  2. Re:It's a typo on Scientists Question Safety of New Airport Scanners · · Score: 3, Funny

    Rape is scan? Okay then, that explains everything.

  3. Re:Note to the President on California Moves To Block Texas' Textbook Changes · · Score: 1

    Because Detroit is kicking some serious ass right now.

    Indeed they are. Unfortunately, it's their own ass.

  4. Re:TxSBOE vs SCOTUS on California Moves To Block Texas' Textbook Changes · · Score: 1

    LoSCOTUS of SBOErg.

  5. Re:A bit too much sensationalism even for Slashdot on Wikileaks Founder Julian Assange Has Passport Confiscated · · Score: 1

    I don't really notice who I'm replying to. I'm not following you or anyone, sorry if it feels that way.

    Perhaps you have a writing style that makes you more likely to get a bad joke reply from me?

    Hey, what do you mean by bad jokes? I'm sorry, I have a cold.

  6. Re:A bit too much sensationalism even for Slashdot on Wikileaks Founder Julian Assange Has Passport Confiscated · · Score: 1

    Of course Brown left the hotel. They have more packages to deliver, you know!

  7. Absolute power on Wikileaks Founder Julian Assange Has Passport Confiscated · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Absolute power corrupts absolutely.

  8. I thought we already had a solution? on Scientists Propose Guaranteed Hypervisor Security · · Score: 1

    What about the evil bit?

  9. Re:pdf? on Scientists Propose Guaranteed Hypervisor Security · · Score: 1

    I don't find it funny because not all PDF readers have the same security flaws as the Adobe Reader. Mac OS X comes with a built-in PDF viewer/printer, so why would I want to install anything from Adobe on my computer?

  10. Re:FrostPeas on Texas Schools Board Rewriting US History · · Score: 1

    The proper reply is

    Join Canada, eh?

  11. Re:The truth hurts the teabaggers on Giant Plumes of Oil Forming Below the Gulf's Surface · · Score: 1

    Drill babies? They're mad!

  12. Re:Use a swissbank on Developer-Friendly Banks? · · Score: 1, Funny

    all you need is a boat to get to the island

    Not really. That %$@%$# bubble will catch you.

  13. Re:Physics jokes are fun, but... on The Futurama of Physics · · Score: 1

    In their defense, the Tandy 1000 and PCjr went "beep-beep-beep-sshhhhhhh!" simultaneously.

  14. Re:that was impressive on The Futurama of Physics · · Score: 3, Informative

    ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!

                           

  15. Re:Nintendo should make online store on Apple Is Nintendo's "Enemy of the Future" · · Score: 1

    You mean the online stores they already have, accessible directly from the devices?

  16. Phone? on Apple Is Nintendo's "Enemy of the Future" · · Score: 1

    No thanks. The last thing I need is the three-years contracts and absurd monthly fees from the Canadian cellphone companies.

    Nintendo should check the sales of the iPhone + iPad 3G vs iPod touch + iPad Wi-Fi.

  17. 42 on NIST Releases Updated Handbook of Math Functions · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's all you need to know about maths.

  18. Music Notation? on Beautifully Rendered Music Notation With HTML5 · · Score: 1

    I prefer the less-obfuscated method used by MOD/S3M/XM/etc editors/players, whatever it's called.

  19. Next steps on Apple A4 Processor Teardown · · Score: 2, Insightful

    A4 for iPad
    A4 for next iPhone
    A4 for next iPod touch
    A4 for next AppleTV, possibly let it play games too.

  20. Re:That much oil? on Gulf Gusher Worst Case Scenario · · Score: 1

    Maybe the environmentalists are aliens with lifespans of thousands of years?

  21. Re:Cost effectiveness on Microsoft Kills Support For XP SP2 · · Score: 1

    Run it inside a virtual machine, on the OS the program is expecting.

  22. Re:Rediculous on Microsoft Kills Support For XP SP2 · · Score: 1

    Thousands of businesses still use IE6. That should tell you how much they care about new versions, upgrades and service packs.

  23. Re:"Kills" on Microsoft Kills Support For XP SP2 · · Score: 1

    Just because it's got the word "ass" twice in it doesn't make it better, you know.

  24. Re:not necessarily impossible on US Air Force To Suffer From PS3 Update · · Score: 1

    If you've done six impossible things this morning, why not round it off with breakfast at Milliways—the Restaurant at the End of the Universe!

  25. Re:COTS = COST on US Air Force To Suffer From PS3 Update · · Score: 0

    Sony, like every other console manufacturer, sells below cost

    Nintendo doesn't do that, because they're not brain-dead like Sony and Microsoft. They also don't have other company branches to pay for their losses and mistakes like Sony and Microsoft.

    In many countries predatory pricing is considered anti-competitive and is illegal under antitrust laws. I wonder why Sony and Microsoft didn't get hit with lawsuits about that.