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Gulf Gusher Worst Case Scenario

An anonymous reader writes "Here's a listing of several scientific and economic guides for estimating the volume of flow of the leak in the Gulf of Mexico erupting at a rate of somewhere around 1 million barrels per day. A new video released shows the largest hole spewing oil and natural gas from an aperture 5 feet in diameter at a rate of approximately 4 barrels per second. The oil coming up through 5,000 feet of pressurized salt water acts like a fractionating column. What you see on the surface is just around 20% of what is actually underneath the approximate 9,000 square miles of slick on the surface. The natural gas doesn't bubble to the top but gets suspended in the water, depleting the oxygen from the water. BP would not have been celebrating with execs on the rig just prior to the explosion if it had not been capable producing at least 500,000 barrels per day — under control. If the rock gave way due to the out-of-control gushing (or due to a nuke being detonated to contain the leak), it could become a Yellowstone Caldera type event, except from below a mile of sea, with a 1/4-mile opening, with up to 150,000 psi of oil and natural gas behind it, from a reserve nearly as large as the Gulf of Mexico containing trillions of barrels of oil. That would be an Earth extinction event."

799 comments

  1. Oh god. by dlsso · · Score: 5, Funny

    We're all going to die!

    1. Re:Oh god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're all going to die!

      Yes in fact we are all going to die. ... Most of us in 30 to 50 years but yes we are all going to die.

    2. Re:Oh god. by LordBmore · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, friend. I've put a call in to Bruce Willis and he assured me that he would handle any possible extinction event using nothing more than a case of Schlitz and a Louisville Slugger.

    3. Re:Oh god. by alanw · · Score: 1

      Yes in fact we are all going to die. ... Most of us in 30 to 50 years but yes we are all going to die.

      You could write a song with those lyrics. Oh, wait ... William Shatner did.

    4. Re:Oh god. by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      I'm in Florida so I'm stealing a Cessna 172 and flying to the Bahamas! My last moments will be sipping a beer watching the fireworks from the dock of the Big Game Club in Bimini. Who's with me?

    5. Re:Oh god. by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm in Florida so I'm stealing a Cessna 172 and flying to the Bahamas! My last moments will be sipping a beer watching the fireworks from the dock of the Big Game Club in Bimini. Who's with me?

      For some reason, spending my last moments alive with a really hot woman is better. If life on this planet was about to die, I might actually stand a chance.

    6. Re:Oh god. by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 1

      Don't worry, friend. I've put a call in to Bruce Willis and he assured me that he would handle any possible extinction event using nothing more than a case of Schlitz and a Louisville Slugger.

      I've seen that movie! It's the one where he gets drunk on the Schlitz and beats the tar out of his annoying sidekick. They don't make 'em like that anymore.

    7. Re:Oh god. by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 1

      We're all going to die!

      But it will take almost two years and a half to kill us all, so you have plenty of time to say goodbye to your tropical fish.

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    8. Re:Oh god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so what else has changed?

    9. Re:Oh god. by fritsd · · Score: 1

      You could write a song with those lyrics.

      So did the Klein Orkest - Over 100 jaar :-)
      Warning: site looks like it's lousy with adware.

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    10. Re:Oh god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

      What part of "...not ever if you were the last man on Earth!" don't you understand?

    11. Re:Oh god. by dyingtolive · · Score: 1

      Maybe not today or even next week....

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    12. Re:Oh god. by Bakkster · · Score: 2, Funny

      For some reason, spending my last moments alive with a really hot woman is better. If life on this planet was about to die, I might actually stand a chance.

      Wally: "This is gonna be great."
      Dilbert: "What are you talking about? It's gonna be like living under martial law in some kind of post-apocalyptic nightmare."
      Wally: "Exactly. Do you know how desperate women get under martial law in some kind of post-apocalyptic nightmare?"
      Dilbert: "I guess I haven't studied it as extensively as you."
      Wally: "You got that right."
      Dilbert

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    13. Re:Oh god. by e2d2 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wait, you're not a hot woman? Sorry, this plane is full.

    14. Re:Oh god. by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 2, Funny

      What part of "...not ever if you were the last man on Earth!" don't you understand?

      I have never had that said to me.... yet.

      I keep being told I am a 'nice guy'. I need to cure this nice guy syndrome as fast as possible.

    15. Re:Oh god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only all said really hot women would be looking for really hot men so probably not.

    16. Re:Oh god. by somersault · · Score: 2, Funny

      Don't worry, everyone's really hot when they're covered in burning oil!

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    17. Re:Oh god. by CityZen · · Score: 1

      Stop asking. Start telling. Well, maybe start by telling jokes, then tell what you want.
      You'll be more likely to get it that way (as opposed to asking).

    18. Re:Oh god. by tobiah · · Score: 4, Funny

      I keep being told I am a 'nice guy'. I need to cure this nice guy syndrome as fast as possible.

      Getting drunk and stealing a plane might be a good place to start.

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    19. Re:Oh god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm in Florida so I'm stealing a Cessna 172 and flying to the Bahamas! My last moments will be sipping a beer watching the fireworks from the dock of the Big Game Club in Bimini. Who's with me?

      For some reason, spending my last moments alive with a really hot woman is better. If life on this planet was about to die, I might actually stand a chance.

      Since you're a nerd on Slashdot, I'd suggest your chances are still higher with the first option.

    20. Re:Oh god. by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Wait, you're not a hot woman? Sorry, this plane is full.

      But how is your plane going to run...without any oil!?!?!
      My evil plan to ground all aircraft is coming to fruition. Soon I will empty the Earth of all it's oil. MWAHAHAHAHA! (The gulf ecosystem and cars are just an unfortunate side effect.)

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    21. Re:Oh god. by dudpixel · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm in Florida so I'm stealing a Cessna 172 and flying to the Bahamas! My last moments will be sipping a beer watching the fireworks from the dock of the Big Game Club in Bimini. Who's with me?

      For some reason, spending my last moments alive with a really hot woman is better. If life on this planet was about to die, I might actually stand a chance.

      what are the chances of said "really hot woman" wanting to spend her last moments with you?

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    22. Re:Oh god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would only stand a chance if all those big fat platy-pussy women would die first.

    23. Re:Oh god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, for one, welcome our new oil based overlords.

    24. Re:Oh god. by turbidostato · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yes in fact we are all going to die. ... Most of us in 30 to 50 years but yes we are all going to "die."

      But, but... that's not supported by statistics!

      Only about 50% of all the people from all History has ever died, and those that did, died just once!

    25. Re:Oh god. by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      All I can say to that sentiment is "Drill Baby, Drill!"

    26. Re:Oh god. by mcguirez · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, not so fast. Roughly 6% of people who ever lived are alive today...

      http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=how+many+people+ever+lived+on+earth

      Leaving 94% dead!

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    27. Re:Oh god. by Bob_Who · · Score: 2, Funny

      Maybe not today or even next week....

      ....but soon, and for the rest of your life.
       
            -Rick from Casablanca

    28. Re:Oh god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We've all been there. I've found that the single most effective way to not fall into the friend trap is to bring up sex early. Explicitly or implicitly.

      Now try doing that with finesse and humor.

      You might find that you are clumsier than many of those guys that you used to consider to be horny soulless assholes...

    29. Re:Oh god. by noidentity · · Score: 1

      Wait, I remember this sentiment form last year.... I know, it's the Large Hadron Supercollider! One of their black holes must have drifted through Earth and caused this. The doomsayers were right all along. It makes sense, black hole, black gold... oh god, we're all going to die!

    30. Re:Oh god. by Aqualung812 · · Score: 1

      ....but soon, and for the rest of your life.

      The "rest of your life" part is overblown. There won't be much of that.

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    31. Re:Oh god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reported to homeland security.

    32. Re:Oh god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you need to fix your pickup line.

      "do this smell of chloroform?" - followed by bondage while she's still sleeping - works wonderfully.

    33. Re:Oh god. by beerbear · · Score: 1

      From the Dim Mak!

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    34. Re:Oh god. by wired4fx · · Score: 1

      Sadly the size of the pipe is incorrect. the genius that originally wrote this didn't do any homework.

    35. Re:Oh god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not in that order.

    36. Re:Oh god. by 2obvious4u · · Score: 1

      Depending on your definition of death, many people have died more than once. I don't know if people have lost total brain function and been resuscitated; but I know there are many times when peoples hearts have been restarted. Heck people even have their hearts removed...

    37. Re:Oh god. by WilyCoder · · Score: 1

      "What part of "...not ever if you were the last man on Earth!" don't you understand?"

      If I am the last man on earth, then who is going to stop me?

    38. Re:Oh god. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      --
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    39. Re:Oh god. by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      "what are the chances of said "really hot woman" wanting to spend her last moments with you?"

      Unless she is bigger and stronger than you...what are HER chances in the last moments on earth?

      I'm guessing if there's enough warning, it's pretty much gonna be a free for all.

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    40. Re:Oh god. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      You could try shooting some chick's chihuahua, nothing says "No More Mr Nice Guy" like a lead-perforated pet.

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    41. Re:Oh god. by chefmonkey · · Score: 1

      I think the difference is timeframe. "All History" would presumably exclude pre-historic times, and therefore cover from about 3200 BCE to today. The Wolfram answer is an estimate starting at 50,000 BCE.

      That said, a citation that there have been only about 14 billion people alive in the past 5200 years or so is probably in order.

    42. Re:Oh god. by dpilot · · Score: 1

      Don't forget, temperature is a function of scarcity. Up the thread was the phrase, "If you were the last man on Earth..." It cuts both ways.

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    43. Re:Oh god. by techhead79 · · Score: 1

      That's called rape in some countries. And it's a good way to get a restraining order against you. Look the simple fact is for many many women there is nothing you can do and nothing you can change about yourself to win her...she is just out of your league...never settle...just don't waste your time on snobs.

    44. Re:Oh god. by shnull · · Score: 1

      mweh, promises and lies ... always the same

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    45. Re:Oh god. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is this a quote from What About Bob?

      Siggy ftw.

    46. Re:Oh god. by CityZen · · Score: 1

      And that's called extrapolation to the point of irrelevance.

      It's one thing to say "Let's go out Friday night" (versus asking "Would you like to go out sometime?"); it's something completely different to threaten and force someone to do something they don't want to do. If someone turns down your suggestion, you don't have a right to force the issue.

      As far as whom to go out with, that's a different topic altogether. Beautiful people are everywhere, and you should never settle for beauty alone. Finding compatibility in terms of shared values and things you like to do is important if you're looking for a "real" relationship. But you should not assume that beauty and compatibility are mutually exclusive.

    47. Re:Oh god. by XO · · Score: 1

      Walk up to a woman in a public location, and say "You are beautiful."

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  2. My Estimate ... by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 5, Insightful

    According to my meticulous, scientific and unbiassed calculations, my estimate of the number of gallons of oil spewing from the ground in the gulf is: too many.

    1. Re:My Estimate ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I don't understand, how many in Library of Congresses?

    2. Re:My Estimate ... by natehoy · · Score: 1

      Is that in Imperial or Metric?

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    3. Re:My Estimate ... by epiphani · · Score: 5, Informative

      Well, lets see...

      The Library of Congress contains roughly 1,199 kilometers of books. Assume that each shelf is roughly 30cm by 30cm, you get a volume of roughly 107,910 m3. To fill that volume with barrels of oil...

      A barrel of oil is 42 US Gallons, or 0.158987294928 m3. So, you need 6.29 barrels to get 1 m3.

      So we should need about 678,753 barrels of oil to constitute one library of congress.

      So, at a rate of 4 barrels per second, there is a library of congress worth of oil being dumped into the Gulf about every 47 hours.

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    4. Re:My Estimate ... by alanw · · Score: 2, Funny

      So, at a rate of 4 barrels per second, there is a library of congress worth of oil being dumped into the Gulf about every 47 hours.

      Can we have that converted to the Firkin/Furlong/Fortnight system of units please?

    5. Re:My Estimate ... by epiphani · · Score: 3, Informative

      And on a more serious note, based on 4 barrels per second is 12 square kilometers of oil 1 millimeter deep every day.

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    6. Re:My Estimate ... by OctaviusIII · · Score: 1

      Assuming that 21 1/3 firkins are in a barrel, and 121,000 seconds in a fortnight, you have approximately 25.8 million firkins of oil dumping into the sea. That's a lot of firkins. Oh, and the Library of Congress has 5,960 furlongs of shelf space.

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    7. Re:My Estimate ... by Pharmboy · · Score: 4, Funny

      Is that in Imperial or Metric?

      First one, then the other.

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    8. Re:My Estimate ... by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      Poppycock. How many metric asstons did you factor into your 'meticulous' calculations?

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    9. Re:My Estimate ... by dreamer.redeemer · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, just like how we use way too much oil to begin with--estimated daily US consumption of oil is around 19.5 million barrels. It's kind of logical that utter reliance upon burning about 605 million gallons of fossil fuel every single day is problematic. If only the consequences were as explicit as dead wildlife washing onto our doorsteps...

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    10. Re:My Estimate ... by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      And on an even more serious note, and based on 666,666 hogsheads per day, this is 777,859 acres of oil, 40 rods deep, every fortnight!!

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    11. Re:My Estimate ... by boneclinkz · · Score: 0

      This whole unit conversion gimmick really should have gotten old by now, but surprisingly, I'm still laughing.

    12. Re:My Estimate ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      How many football fields would that cover?

    13. Re:My Estimate ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't all burned.

      There are plenty of uses for oil that doesn't invlove burning.

    14. Re:My Estimate ... by negRo_slim · · Score: 1

      Rubbish. The barelycorn is the only unite I nead.

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    15. Re:My Estimate ... by publiclurker · · Score: 1

      Real football or that funny American game?

    16. Re:My Estimate ... by u19925 · · Score: 4, Informative

      Ok, slightly less mathematical and scientific than you. The article says 10,000+ sq miles surface area slick. Assuming this is 1 molecule thick and assume that each molecule is touching each other and atom size of 1 angstrom and average atomic weight of 9 au, we get total volume of 12 million Ga. Again the article claims this is about 20% of total, so we get total of 60 million Ga. this is about 25 times that of the estimate based on 5000 barrels a day.

    17. Re:My Estimate ... by skelterjohn · · Score: 1

      Sure....that's bad, but how many football fields is it?

    18. Re:My Estimate ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As an American, I still don't understand, how many in football fields?

    19. Re:My Estimate ... by RealGene · · Score: 1

      Rubbish. The barelycorn is the only unite I nead.

      You really should be using petacorns or teracorns for something this big. ..and a spell checker.

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    20. Re:My Estimate ... by nacturation · · Score: 1

      Poppycock. How many metric asstons did you factor into your 'meticulous' calculations?

      Are you saying this oil spill should be called gulfse?

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    21. Re:My Estimate ... by rocker_wannabe · · Score: 1

      I noticed your sig and thought: "A faster horse would solve a lot of problems right now! It may be the ultimate sustainable, renewable, mostly pollution free transportation there is. Combine it with a high-tech carriage and a poop catcher and you've got a sale!

      Sorry! What were we talking about? Oh yeah, massive amounts of oil spilling into the ocean and potentially catastrophic consequences. How did we get here again?

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    22. Re:My Estimate ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And on an EVEN MORE SERIOUS note, based on 4 barrels per second is 12,000,000 square kilometers of oil 1 nanometer deep every day.

    23. Re:My Estimate ... by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      Some conceptual errors in this, plus a massive units error. What do you mean by "average atomic weight of 9 a.u."? I'm going to assume you mean the slick is 1 molecule and 9 angstroms thick. Which isn't the way oil slicks work, but let's go with it.

      Anyway, total units fail:

      http://www.wolframalpha.com/input/?i=(10000+miles^2+*+1+angstrom%29+in+m^3

      6000 gallons. Which is wrong because of course the slick *isn't* one molecule thick, but your calculation is meaningless.

    24. Re:My Estimate ... by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      Ugh, slashdot destroyed my link. Try this one.

    25. Re:My Estimate ... by bodan · · Score: 1

      How did you get to that figure? http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=10000%20square%20miles%20%C3%97%2010%20angstrom says 25 m3, less than 7000 US gallons (or 160 oil barrels, whatever Google means by that).

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    26. Re:My Estimate ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is an easier way to measure the volume of the Library of Congress. Just measure the volume of the building that currently houses the Library of Congress.

    27. Re:My Estimate ... by careysub · · Score: 1

      The article says 10,000+ sq miles surface area slick. Assuming this is 1 molecule thick and assume that each molecule is touching each other and atom size of 1 angstrom and average atomic weight of 9 au, we get total volume of 12 million Ga. Again the article claims this is about 20% of total, so we get total of 60 million Ga. this is about 25 times that of the estimate based on 5000 barrels a day.

      Hmmm. Check my math:

      (5000 bbl/day)(159 l/bbl)(0.001 m^3/l)(23 day) = 18285 m^3

      (10,000 mi^2)(2.59 km^2/mi^2)(1,000,000 m^2/km^2) = 25,900,000,000 m^2

      (18285 m^3)/(25,900,000,000 m^2) = a layer of oil 7*10^-7 m (0.7 microns) thick.

      Reduce by a factor of 5 (since only 20% is in the slick) then we get 0.14 microns, or 1400 angstroms thick.

      The layer is ~1000 atoms thick on average if the original cited parameters are correct.

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    28. Re:My Estimate ... by Mr.+Underbridge · · Score: 1

      Ok, slightly less mathematical and scientific than you. The article says 10,000+ sq miles surface area slick. Assuming this is 1 molecule thick and assume that each molecule is touching each other and atom size of 1 angstrom and average atomic weight of 9 au, we get total volume of 12 million Ga. Again the article claims this is about 20% of total, so we get total of 60 million Ga. this is about 25 times that of the estimate based on 5000 barrels a day.

      Not sure about that. First, you can't assume the molecules pack tightly, because they don't. Second, you can look up the thickness of a monolayer of oil - I found it to be about 1E-9 to 1E-8 m, which seems pretty reasonable for long chain hydrocarbns. Third, since we're talking volume, you don't need the atomic/molecular weight at all. Area * thickness = volume.

      Assuming my back of the envelope math is close, 10,000mi2 * 1E-8m gives about 250m3 (assuming upper bound of 1E-8 m thickness) which gives about 65000 gallons, or about 1600 barrels. Using your 20% figure, one arrives at about 8000 barrels.

      That seems rather low - perhaps it's not a monolayer of oil floating on the surface because the enormous volume hasn't been able to equilibrate. Either way, I think it's probably dangerous to try to estimate this thing using that sort of method.

    29. Re:My Estimate ... by DinDaddy · · Score: 1

      You say your calculations do not have two asses, but we here at /. require proof of such an assertion . . .

    30. Re:My Estimate ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You make it sound like that's a bad thing! We're keeping the wildlife population in check.

  3. I Saw That by Anne_Nonymous · · Score: 4, Funny

    Wasn't this the movie that killed John Cusak's career?

    1. Re:I Saw That by e2d2 · · Score: 1

      No that was Sixteen Candles.

    2. Re:I Saw That by Arthur+Grumbine · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. His career had died years before. The movie you're thinking of was the Double Tap to the groaning, brain-hungry remains of what used to be his career.

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    3. Re:I Saw That by PastaLover · · Score: 1

      As far as I'm concerned, he stopped making movies after Grosse Pointe Blank.

  4. Now let me me guess ... it'll happen in 2012 ? by Phiu-x · · Score: 1

    I'll wait for the movie. Thank you.

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    1. Re:Now let me me guess ... it'll happen in 2012 ? by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      Actually... hmmm... No, too soon.

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    2. Re:Now let me me guess ... it'll happen in 2012 ? by Mad+Bad+Rabbit · · Score: 1

      It'll happen on a random Saturday afternoon on SyFy, and will star Randy Quaid,
      or maybe one of the Baldwin brothers. After the Evil CEO (or maybe the Evil Govt. Official)
      ignores his scientific advisers and uses a nuke, the leak will erupt into a monstrous CGI
      oil-geyser and send a hundred-foot high tsunami of flaming petro-death towards Florida.

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    3. Re:Now let me me guess ... it'll happen in 2012 ? by Jheaden · · Score: 1

      It'll happen on a random Saturday afternoon on SyFy, and will star Randy Quaid,
      or maybe one of the Baldwin brothers. After the Evil CEO (or maybe the Evil Govt. Official)
      ignores his scientific advisers and uses a nuke, the leak will erupt into a monstrous CGI
      oil-geyser and send a hundred-foot high tsunami of flaming petro-death towards Florida.

      You realize of course that somebody somewhere is writing exactly that script right? And SyFy would be the one to show it assuming they haven't been taken over by some wrestling league by then... All wrestling all the time

    4. Re:Now let me me guess ... it'll happen in 2012 ? by opposabledumbs · · Score: 1

      Which Snake Plissken will then surf while chasing a runaway convertible. Or possibly a helicopter.

    5. Re:Now let me me guess ... it'll happen in 2012 ? by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      That's exactly how The Learning Channel stopped being so, and became the Home TenderLovingCare channel.

      Asshats.

    6. Re:Now let me me guess ... it'll happen in 2012 ? by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      Please... don't give them any ideas. You know that they have to be looking at random forums and news comment lists via a crawler just to come up with the awful things they show.

  5. Actually it wouldn't... by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    More's the pity.

    "Extinction" is a very high bar to clear, except for losers like panda bears that are large enough to shoot and barely capable of reproducing without assistance.

    However, "Ecological and social shifts leading to grinding, nigh-unendurable; but nowhere near fatal enough to kill you quickly and be done with it" is very much more common and plausible.

    Unless we start fucking around with self-replicating strangelets, or largish black holes, or other really exotic stuff, "extinction" is not a serious risk. Even nukes would require some real doing. Unfortunately, though, pushing yourself into "and the living shall envy the dead" territory is typically easier than killing yourself off. Even fairly modest ecological disruption could do the bottom billion or so in(and one can hardly expect that they'll go quietly), and make things pretty unpleasant for the remainder.

    1. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by asukasoryu · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Maybe you missed the part about Revelation 8:8. Clearly this guy has the scientific know-how to figure out whether or not we're all going to die.

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    2. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by MrHanky · · Score: 1

      Sure, many species would survive. Most people would starve to death.

    3. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      except for tasty losers like panda bears that are large enough to shoot and barely capable of reproducing without assistance.

      FTFY ;)

      Even nukes would require some real doing.

      I don't think you could kill off humanity with nukes. Humanity managed to survive a volcanic winter without the benefit of modern knowledge or technology. What's the energy release of an super volcanic eruption compared to nuclear weapons?

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    4. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most people would starve to death.

      And a few people would eat very well indeed.

    5. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny


      "Extinction" is a very high bar to clear, except for losers like panda bears that are large enough to shoot and barely capable of reproducing without assistance.

      Barely capable of reproducing without assistance can refer to many slashdot readers. However, you do make one good point:

      A panda walks into a café. He orders a sandwich, eats it, then draws a gun and proceeds to fire it at the other patrons.

              'Why?' asks the confused, surviving waiter amidst the carnage, as the panda makes towards the exit. The panda produces a badly punctuated wildlife manual and tosses it over his shoulder.

              'Well, I'm a panda,' he says, at the door. 'Look it up.'

              The waiter turns to the relevant entry in the manual and, sure enough, finds an explanation. 'Panda. Large black-and-white bear-like mammal, native to China. Eats, shoots, and leaves.'

      (source)

      The moral: Pandas are SUCH assholes!

    6. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by slimjim8094 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      It turns out humans aren't the only species. For example, there are many that live in the water. And a lot of those live exclusively in the Gulf of Mexico.

      If it killed the vast majority of them, I'd consider it an extinction event. And it looks like it might just do that.

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    7. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 4, Funny

      Most people would starve to death.

      The obesity epidemic cured in one blow! Thanks BP, Transocean, and Halliburton!

    8. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Dexx · · Score: 1
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    9. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by yurtinus · · Score: 2, Funny

      mmmmmmm.... long pig.....

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    10. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by sznupi · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not necessarily; there were quite a few extinction events casued mostly by...change of environment by life itself. Don't forget that the true rulers of this planet are bacteria.

      If such massive catastrophe, as described in TFS, were to happen - who knows, might get interesting. Is it so inconcievable that bacteria would remind yet again who owns this place? As a byproduct, changing the Earth enviroment to be unbearable to complex multicellular life...

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    11. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by maxume · · Score: 1

      Prehistoric tech had the advantage of being rather infrastructure free.

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    12. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by clone53421 · · Score: 5, Funny

      Pfff, that can’t happen until after Revelation 8:7.

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    13. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Shakrai · · Score: 2, Insightful

      True that, but modern knowledge wouldn't go away just because modern technology did. As a random example, consider infection control. We know how bugs spread and what steps to take to reduce that spread. Many (most?) of those steps aren't dependent on advanced technology -- hand washing for instance. How many lives would have been saved in the past with the benefit of this knowledge?

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    14. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by HeronBlademaster · · Score: 1

      But what if, when Jesus said "and the first shall be last, and the last shall be first", he was talking about those angels? ;)

    15. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by zill · · Score: 1

      "Extinction" is a very high bar to clear, except for losers like panda bears that are large enough to shoot and barely capable of reproducing without assistance.

      Barely capable of reproducing without assistance can refer to many slashdot readers.

      I think you got it reversed. All humans are incapable of reproducing without assistance, except for the handful of /. scientists who possess the proper cloning apparatus.

    16. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by __aasqbs9791 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The other other white meat.

    17. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Extinction" is a very high bar to clear, except for losers like panda bears that are large enough to shoot and barely capable of reproducing without assistance.

      You realize that you just described most overweight geeks, nerds and dweebs on the planet, don't you?

    18. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by WrongSizeGlass · · Score: 5, Funny

      But what if, when Jesus said "and the first shall be last, and the last shall be first", he was talking about those angels? ;)

      Clearly he was describing a LIFO queue data structure, not angels.

    19. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Trepidity · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but even that supports the no-extinction point! "A third of the living creatures in the sea died" implies, of course, that two thirds did not.

    20. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by jeffmeden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You don't seem to get it! This is a Yellowstone-caldera-like event! Except instead of lava, it's oil, and instead of spanning most of North America it spans part of the Gulf of Mexico, and instead of a volcano per se, it's more like an oil spill (which has happened, in large quantities, without even the slightest hint of human extinctions).

      What part of that doesn't make sense?

    21. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by eclectro · · Score: 1

      "extinction" is not a serious risk.

      You mean for bacteria. Larger mammals (you know humans) not so much.

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    22. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Bemopolis · · Score: 2, Informative

      Luckily, the coastal waters of the gulf are largely an oceanic dead zone already, so there's not that much left for the oil to kill. Um, yay?

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    23. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If it killed the vast majority of them, I'd consider it an extinction event.

      Thankfully, we have an actual definition for the word "extinction" and don't have to bother with what you consider it to be.

      An extinction event requires that all creatures of that species cease to live. There can be no more, because none are currently alive. That is what "extinct" means.

      What you described is a species becoming endangered of going extinct. It is not an extinction event. Many species can and do pull out of these situations - our own has faced a few of them and returned from the brink of extinction to thrive. Extinctions are difficult to pull off, but we've managed a few in the past, and nature has managed a whole hell of a lot more.

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    24. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except for the giant dead zone already in the Gulf.

    25. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by oldspewey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And just how much of that cultural knowledge do you think would survive after 2 or 3 generations of what is essentially an illiterate society? I think you drastically underestimate the amount of information needed to support even a modest technological society ... or you drastically overestimate the available bandwidth of oral storytelling in a tribal society.

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    26. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_zone_%28ecology%29#Gulf_of_Mexico

    27. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by jemtallon · · Score: 1

      First they came for the panda...

    28. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by HungryHobo · · Score: 3, Informative

      sadly there are always humans who want to eradicate knowledge and they thrive when times are hard.
      In any apcalyptic scenario you can be sure there would be people who actively tried to destroy old knowledge.

    29. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by jepaton · · Score: 1

      The current generation has put aside plenty for the archaeologists. But they will need to reinvent the digger in order to shift through it all.

      Jonathan Paton

    30. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Red+Flayer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Thankfully, we have an actual definition for the word "extinction" and don't have to bother with what you consider it to be.

      The "most of them" he's referring to are marine species that exist only in the Gulf of Mexico, not individuals of a species. If most of them are killed off, then yes, it is an extinction event, because it is an event that leads to the extinction of many species.

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    31. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Bakkster · · Score: 3, Funny

      Unless all written knowledge is wiped clean (I doubt it), then our books would still be around to transfer the knowledge.

      At least, until Amazon decides to remove them from our Kindles.

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    32. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by uncqual · · Score: 1
      This

      There can be no more, because none are currently alive.

      is perhaps too strong a statement given likely advances in biology et al. Is a species extinct if sufficient material (such as egg+sperm or maybe just DNA) exists to recreate the species with current technology? What about with reasonably anticipated future technology?

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    33. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by uncqual · · Score: 2, Funny

      Well, at least they would try if given the opportunity!

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    34. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by bill_kress · · Score: 1

      Actually, I'd disagree.

      If you were to make the climate inhospitable enough and reduce the population by 99.99999% or so, it would be nearly impossible to recover. You could never again sustain large populations and the lack of genetic diversity (and food diversity) with the restricted population size would probably end it within a few thousand years with no hope of creating a population large enough to do anything about it either through terraforming or space exploration.

      And I really don't think we're that far from such a shift. Imagine two large mountains with a slight valley between them and a ball rolling back and forth between the peaks. That ball is our ecology rolling back and forth between ice age and arid--in general it wants to self-correct back to the middle, but if you happen to crest a peak and it heads down the other side, it's not coming back--we're venus or mars in no time (say a few thousand years max)

    35. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      I'm not worrying, then, until Revelation 8:0 is out of beta.

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    36. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by johanatan · · Score: 3, Informative

      You mean a stack?

    37. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Omestes · · Score: 1

      or you drastically overestimate the available bandwidth of oral storytelling in a tribal society.

      Wait, so we're also going to forget how to write, how to make paper using dead tree matter, and how to make ink from various pigments and ash? You also seem to think that all the technical books in the world will somehow magically evaporate.

      Yes, some esoteric knowledge that is not immediately useful will probably disappear over time, though will probably be sitting in our libraries waiting for the moment that programming in COBAL is once again useful, but a lot of it will still be alive, and very in demand/useful.

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    38. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by tsm_sf · · Score: 2, Insightful

      And just how much of that cultural knowledge do you think would survive after 2 or 3 generations of what is essentially an illiterate society?

      Here's two things to write on your cave wall:

      - Wash your hands with soap.
      - The Sun is a star.

      Everything else follows.

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    39. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by lennier · · Score: 4, Funny

      panda bears that are large enough to shoot

      But after eating and before leaving?

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    40. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Clearly he was describing a LIFO queue data structure, not angels.

      Are you sure he wasn't describing the stack data structure instead?

    41. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pandas are facing extinction because they are frickin' TASTY, my man. BBQ Panda is the secret delicacy that never gets out of China.

    42. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by shadowbearer · · Score: 1

        Humans are already causing what looks to be the second largest global mass extinction event in the planet's history (the Permian being the largest known). This is still just a blip in the data.

      SB

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    43. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by irtza · · Score: 1

      I thought that was a stack not a queue

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    44. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Wolfling1 · · Score: 1

      We have managed a few? We kill off about 800 species each day. I'd call that more than a few. Wiping out every species that is unique to that part of the gulf only roughly equates to what we're already doing in the South American rainforests.

    45. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by peragrin · · Score: 1

      you are mostly correct.

      however you are forgetting about information retrieval. Roman's had running water and fresh baths yet europeans didn't take that many baths after they kicked the romans out.

      The information on how and why they were created was lost. dooming europeans to dumb their shit in the street.

      Hand washing as you point out only works if there is a ready supply of clean water, and a method of making sure the water supply stays clean. Everything is interdependent on each other, and that dependance even with knowledge requires lots of things working correctly. knowledge of that stuff is easily lost.

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    46. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, he's describing luggage coming off the plane.

    47. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      There is also infrastructure and organization to consider. All the knowledge in the world doesn't do a lot of good in the hands of a small group of isolated people with 18th century tech on their hands.

    48. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Kotoku · · Score: 1

      Did he use a perpetual inventory system or a periodic inventory system?

    49. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well it suits the fact that the UK now has a man heading the Ministry of Defence who's name adds up to 666 "Liam Fox"

      http://www.uktamilnews.com/index.php/2010/02/25/liam-fox-received-50000-donation-from-a-uk-defence-industry-owner-selling-arms-to-sri-lanka/
      http://www.africa-news.eu/immigration-guides-uk/666-cameron-forges-coalition-government.html

      infect it's almost impossible to search for him on google without the number 666 being on the same page!!!

      get ready to receive your mark!!

       

    50. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 1

      LIFO is a stack, you insensitive clod!

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    51. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by icannotthinkofaname · · Score: 1

      Good point. For what was bloody, fiery hail a metaphor?

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    52. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are 7 of them... in that case we’d have to worry about angels 3-7!

    53. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thankfully there is another way to read what he said which matches your "actual definition."

      If you read it correctly, he is saying that it is possible that a large number of the species that live exclusively in the Gulf of Mexico may go extinct - NOT a large part of the population of those respective species may day.

    54. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by tgd · · Score: 1

      Have you ever been on a boat in the ocean?

      Its a BIG place. Very wide. Very deep.

      Oil floats.

      Oh, and natural oil eruptions have been happening naturally all along.

      So on what basis are you saying it looks like it might just do that? Because its not on any scientific basis.

    55. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      I thought that was a stack not a queue

      Good question. Anyone from Brittan around? I hear if there's one thing the British know how to do, it's queue.

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    56. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by darkpixel2k · · Score: 2

      The other other white meat.

      You had to bring zombies into this...

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    57. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Revelation 8:8 sounds a lot more like an active volcanic island sending magma into the ocean.

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    58. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by __aasqbs9791 · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, no, White meat, not Wight meat!

    59. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If a disaster kills 95% of a species' population outright and the remaining 5% take 20 years before they finally die out, I'd still call the disaster an "extinction event" for all practical purposes.

    60. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Extinctions are difficult to pull off, but we've managed a few in the past, and nature has managed a whole hell of a lot more.

      Nature has not managed to pull them off anywhere near the rate that we have.

    61. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by EdIII · · Score: 1

      large enough to shoot and barely capable of reproducing without assistance

      I think you just described most of Slashdot.....

    62. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by sincewhen · · Score: 1

      I think the parent was focussed on "event" not "extinction" meaning that if one species disappears forever, that is an extinction, but if many die out, then it is an event.

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    63. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      Don't underestimate the importance of infrastructure and social institutions. The dark ages came AFTER the fall of the Roman empire and lasted well over half a millenia.

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    64. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by archmcd · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why you insist on bashing /. readers.

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    65. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by yukk · · Score: 1

      The knowledge might not die but the application might. Why do you think that after floods even now, there is a grave risk of disease? People know that they should wash their hands but when the sewage has washed into the fresh water and there's no clean water to drink or wash in because the technology which enabled it is gone they run into trouble.
      Technology is the enabler here. I'm sure there are other examples. This was just the first to mind.

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    66. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by yukk · · Score: 1

      Heh. And where do you buy your soap ? Or does someone in your family know how to make it ?
      In theory I might be able to, but I also might kill myself trying. How about everyone else, though I guess it only takes one person who can do it to service the community.

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    67. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Water can be boiled with all matter of modern (electric stove) or ancient (wood fire) technology.

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    68. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      If you were to make the climate inhospitable enough and reduce the population by 99.99999% or so, it would be nearly impossible to recover.

      Lovely theory. Unfortunately for your theory, humans have recovered from such a population bottleneck in the past.

      Twice.

    69. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by flukus · · Score: 2

      Yeah, but not until we start compiling. They can be done in parallel after all.

    70. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Zancarius · · Score: 0, Redundant

      If most of them are killed off, then yes, it is an extinction event, because it is an event that leads to the extinction of many species.

      Not to nitpick, but I think you meant with regards to a species or species:

      If all of them are killed off

      Then it would be an extinction event. I'm not aware of any definition of "extinct" that is a synonym for endangered.

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    71. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You have poor reading comprehension.

    72. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      I'm a Briton from Britain. I'm not sure what a Brittan is unless it's a fanatical watcher of this.

      In any case we'll need an expert in stacking as well. I suggest a Swede. After all, they did invent Ikea.

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    73. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      Ever seen/read Fight Club? There should be plenty of raw material around come the apocalypse...

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    74. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      All the knowledge in the world doesn't do a lot of good in the hands of a small group of isolated people with 18th century tech on their hands.

      It's a lot better than sitting around with 18th century knowledge and 18th century tools...

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    75. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Random_Goblin · · Score: 1

      not to diminish your point or anything, but the Dark Ages weren't quite as dark as all that.

      There was still much pan european trade and flourishing culture all over the place.

      most of the whole dark ages = lack of civilisation propaganda was from the venerable bede, and he had a very definate agenda for promoting a view of history that england went through a period of terrible darkness before being brought into the enlightment of the christian church

      actual archeology reveals that life for most people carried on just fine once the romans had left.

    76. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      Oil floats.

      Did you miss the bit in the summary about the oil on the surface making up only 20% of the whole? And the bit about the natural gas not floating but instead depleting the ocean of oxygen?

      Maybe I misunderstand you and you've misunderstood the GP. He's talking about species that are local to the Mexican gulf area becoming extinct, not global extinction of all fish.

      On what basis are you denying his proposition? I see no science in your post either.

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    77. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by imakemusic · · Score: 1

      Bad from replying to myself, I know, but...

      Oh, and natural oil eruptions have been happening naturally all along.

      Sharks happen naturally and they kill people (occasionally). Volcanoes also happen naturally. Meteors occur naturally and wiped out the dinosaurs. What is your point?

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    78. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by mrogers · · Score: 1
      Maybe we could reduce that to one:

      Test your ideas through experiments.

    79. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by xaxa · · Score: 1

      Biologists use the terms "Extinct" and "Extinct in the wild". I think there are plants that are extinct in the wild but are alive elsewhere (botanic gardens, etc), and there are some attempts to reintroduce them to their native habitats.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Conservation_status

    80. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Ilyon · · Score: 1

      "Extinction" is a very high bar to clear

      I agree. I'm not going to worry about human extinction occurring in my lifetime.

    81. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      ERROR: Define star.

    82. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by ckaminski · · Score: 1

      WWF and PETA conjecture. We have no idea how many species we kill off every day.

      There are some, it is theorized, that we have driven extinct without ever having identifying the species. But like the proverbial tree, if there's no one around to see it, did it ever really exist?

      800 a day? I seriously doubt it. At that rate, every insect and animal species would be extinct in 5 years.

    83. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's called a stack

    84. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      Yes... but one third is just the beginning.... 16:3 has "and every living creature in the sea died" - so obviously, we start out with something bad... which gets worse! hurrah. Oh, and, it strikes me that this whole thread might be a slight bit of potential mis-application (though it also reminds me of the Sahara novel by Cussler who posits a global red-tide initiated by leaking petrochemicals... don't think that's what triggers them though, so...).

    85. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      If worse comes to worse, and blasting the geyser makes it worse, they could always just start dropping barriers between the gulf and the Atlantic... take a while, but I suspect that they'd have time given the location of the spill.

    86. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by GameboyRMH · · Score: 1

      - The Sun is a star, do NOT worship it!

      There, I just gave your fledgling civilization a massive turbo-boost. They'll probably be back at our level in about 400 years.

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    87. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      I don't think cave writing would help much in an illiterate society, you'd have to do it with pictures.

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    88. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by ZosX · · Score: 1

      Actually only the lighter oil floats. There is still a much larger plume of oil below the surface. RTFA!

    89. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      First in, last out; last in, first out. That's a stack, not a queue.

    90. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by arekusu_ou · · Score: 1

      How many of those species have an impact in our supermarkets? That's the point where people should start caring.

    91. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by arekusu_ou · · Score: 1

      Hey if natural selection hasn't weeded out overweight geeks, nerds, dweebs, others yet.......I blame society.

    92. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by arekusu_ou · · Score: 1

      I think....the ignorant and short sighted people will start burning the books for fuel, and tearing down libraries and factories.

    93. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Zancarius · · Score: 1

      Fair enough.

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    94. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by White+Shade · · Score: 1

      You spend all the time and effort bringing them back, only to have them all die again because of a lack of biodiversity caused by them being based on one parent..

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    95. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cool! Sounds like real life will turn into Fallout 3!

    96. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by uncqual · · Score: 1

      Who said we would get material (esp. if it's just something like DNA) from only one or two parents?

      It seems if you caught the potential extinction early, one could actually collect material from many diverse samples of the species across the widest possible geographical range.

      In the wild, diversity is affected by geographical distance between members of the species - this is not true in the lab. When it came time to recreate the species, couldn't you have a more diverse initial population than the endangered species had enjoyed in a long time because you can create pairings that would never have occurred in the wild?

      Also, suppose the lab could do some sort of random DNA cutting/splicing between samples and even introduce some targeted "random" mutations to create an almost infinite number of unique "offspring" which are all members of the species - possibly in a few days one could create more diversity than had ever existed in the wild. Of course, the lab would need to decide which to keep and which to discard early in the developmental cycle - we probably don't want 100 unique mastodons for every human on earth (although I might change my mind about this after sampling a properly cooked mastodon ribeye steak).

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    97. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Thuktun · · Score: 1

      In any apcalyptic scenario you can be sure there would be people who actively tried to destroy old knowledge.

      I don't think those people consider it "old knowledge", they probably actively disbelieve it and want to Educate the washed, deluded Masses about the Truth, at least as they see it.

      There seems to be an equivalent to Newton's Third Law applying to belief. For all the multitudes that happen to calmly, rationally believe something, there's usually someone (or many someones) who disbelieve it with the heat of a thousand suns. Perhaps belief can't stand up without an opposing belief to bookend it on the other side.

    98. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what if, when Jesus said "and the first shall be last, and the last shall be first", he was talking about those angels? ;)

      Clearly he was describing a LIFO queue data structure, not angels.

      Actually, he was describing the seating layout in church. Get there first and you get a seat in the back. The hungover latecomers have to sit up front.

    99. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That may be true for species that exist over a wide area or even world wide, but many species of plants and animals are very localized, existing only in a small area of the globe. A large enough disruption could most certainly cause extinction.

      That being said, there's a game preserve in Russia trying to bring back the wooley mammoth with clone DNA so "extinction" become a bit of a relative term in these modern times.

    100. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The well started out as a named pipe, but was corrupted into a heap.

    101. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wouldn't that be a stack data structure?

    102. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      Heh. And where do you buy your soap ?

      Real easy to make. Google 'lye ash soap'. Part of the whole "wash your hands with soap" thing is that the soap making process is an intro to basic chemistry, just as the "sun is a star" thing is an intro to math (in a sense).

      One of the biggest plot holes that post-apocalyptia has to deal with is having us forget a few hard-won pieces of knowledge. Microscopic organisms and a heliocentric solar system are two things that, in my opinion, it would take more than three generations of fail to remove from our collective consciousness.

      It's easy to feel that, if you are not a specialist in medicine or science, you'd slowly gravitate towards fighting the dogs for scraps of bone, but keep in mind that we've been indoctrinated with the basics of rational thinking since early childhood. We take this for granted, but the Enlightenment was hard fought and then not that long ago, really.

      Were we to revert in a generation or two to a hunter-gatherer state, we'd find ourselves with an abundance of free time. Time to teach our children to read, time to experiment with soap making =), time to rebuild.

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    103. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Real easy to make. Google 'lye ash soap'.

      Google in stone age? Are you nuts?

      "sun is a star" thing is an intro to math (in a sense).

      No. The "thing" is just an entry in an English dictionary. It has nothing at all to do with math.

      In fact, after 2/3 generations of an illiterate society, who would be able to read your "sun is a star", let alone derive calculus from it.

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    104. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Lemmy+Caution · · Score: 1

      That assumes that no practical knowledge has been lost between then and now. One may actually do better with 18th cent knowledge and 18th cent tech than with 21st cent knowledge and 18th century tech. How many people do you think would know how to survive a winter without central heating?

    105. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure what you're getting at, exactly. I'm suggesting that a few core concepts would be held through several generations, you seem to be saying that our grandkids will be grunting cavepeople with no tie to their parents or grandparents. If we're talking about a method of transmitting key bits of knowledge to illiterate savages, then we need to rethink this conversation. Or at least reframe it. It's an interesting problem, but not what I was trying to get across. I'm suggesting that, given the death of our society (but not our intellect) there are just a few points we could distill down to cheap slogans that would nevertheless serve as seeds to renew, quickly renew, our current place in the world. My two points are, in my opinion, two of the hardest-won crystals of knowledge in our brief history on this planet. If we could keep these while society crumbled around us I believe we would have an incredible head start on rebuilding.

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    106. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      I am saying both your "key" points are useless to write down anywhere:

      1. 2 or 3 generations of strife. No time to educate your kids, people are just too busy to try to survive. Uneducated second generation and absolutely illiterate 3rd generation. Can't read your key points.

      2. Even if someone could read, who can understand it? Define star. Define sun. Define soap.

      2. Even if someone could read and understand, who would trust 2 cryptic and ancient looking messages? Why do what is written on some heaven-forsaken cave wall when more urgent issues are at hand.

      3. The other guy asked you how would the stone-age descendants find the "soap", even if the reader could understand what soap means. You say google how to make soap. As if 3 generations of nearly stone-age culture would leave Google/internet/power/computers intact. Or maybe you are saying someone googles it now, and find a way to transmit the information genetically. But this wasn't mentioned clearly in your post.

      4. Grandparents don't survive / aren't available in near stone-age strife.

      5. "Sun is a star" doesn't lead to any math, by any stretch of imagination. It is simply a natural language construct. Like "fear is an emotion", "woman is a person", "arm is a limb" etc.

      If we're talking about a method of transmitting key bits of knowledge to illiterate savages, then we need to rethink this conversation

      We're not talking about a method, as if it were some goal of some sort. I don't care in the least what happens in such a near stone-age scenario: and I doubt many others are ready to work to improve the lot of near stone-age descendants. So I take it purely as an intellectual exercise. You said writing those stupid things would make someone discover medicine and math. I said it is bullshit for the above reasons.

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    107. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Swede here. I'm sure you want me to do something but I'm sorry, we're mostly on vacation all year round and the rest of the time is spent using our public health care system.

    108. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Troed · · Score: 1

      if you happen to crest a peak and it heads down the other side, it's not coming back--we're venus or mars in no time (say a few thousand years max)

      True, but on the other hand there's absolutely no science backing up such a claim. Lots of hyperbole, yes, but even though hyperbole gets repeated a lot it doesn't become "true".

      We're not, at all, like Mars and/or Venus - and cannot become like them in any possible foreseeable geologic timescale.

    109. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by tsm_sf · · Score: 1

      Ahh ok I see the problem. I'm positing ancestors smarter than you.

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    110. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Wolfling1 · · Score: 1

      It is problematic to calculate how many. We've had a recent situation in Aus where a dam was rejected by government because there is a unique species of frog in the region. Now, this type of frog is seen all over the world, but the particular sub-species is unique to an area of about 10 square kms. I guess the point is that this event is hyped by the media when similarly damaging events are concealed - because deforestation in South America is 'business as usual'.

    111. Re:Actually it wouldn't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hm. I think it would more accurate to say we pushed a few teetering species over the edge. I'm not aware of any extinctions we have single-handedly caused. But I stand ready to be corrected.

  6. Exponential rate by Hadlock · · Score: 5, Insightful

    We started at 5,000 barrels a day, then 20, 50 and 100,000 barrels a day. Yesterday I saw a figure quoted at 200,000, today I saw 210,000
     
    But 1 million barrels a day? That's almost three full days ahead of schedule for the media. Didn't Slashdot get the memo?
     
    Also whoever greenlighted this article needs to get fired for releasing such a panic-y and fear inducing article to the front page.

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    1. Re:Exponential rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Did you check the actual figures?

      5000 BARRELS a day is about 200,000 GALLONS a day. These have been pretty consistently reported in the mainstream media for days.

    2. Re:Exponential rate by sirwchms · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Blarg! There is a difference between bpm (barrels per day) and gpm (gallons per day). The current estimated rate is 25,000 barrels per day, times 55 gallons per barrel, equals 1,375,000 gallons per day. Which isn't any less depressing, but at least it didn't fail 3rd grade math.

    3. Re:Exponential rate by jcwren · · Score: 4, Informative

      There are 42 gallons, not 55, in a barrel of oil.

      Not that it makes it any less of a disaster, but it is the correct number.

    4. Re:Exponential rate by kidgenius · · Score: 3, Funny

      There are 42 gallons, not 55, in a barrel of oil.

      Not that it makes it any less of a disaster, but it is the correct number.

      Ah, you're thinking in METRIC barrels, not IMPERIAL barrels

    5. Re:Exponential rate by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      Foot, insert into mouth
       
      Can you convert that into volumes of library of congresses for me? That's apparently the only metric I can understand.

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    6. Re:Exponential rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you check the actual figures?

      5000 BARRELS a day is about 200,000 GALLONS a day. These have been pretty consistently reported in the mainstream media for days.

      Except when the reporters don't grasp that a barrel isn't a gallon, and use the bigger number with the scarier term... I've heard "200,000 barrels" tossed out a few times. Sometimes corrected, but not always.

    7. Re:Exponential rate by sirwchms · · Score: 1

      Thanks jcwren, my bad. I blame the British, even though it doesn't appear to be an imperial/metric issue. More info found at wikipedia: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/55_gallon_drum

    8. Re:Exponential rate by The_Wilschon · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Also, someone with knowledge of what words mean should have proofread it, rather than just running it through a spell checker. By "disburse", he means "disperse", by "fractioning column", he means "fractionating column", and by "prophesy", he means "prophecy". For someone who is a supposed expert in this field, he has a surprisingly poor ability to use the relevant jargon (disperse and fractionating column) correctly.

      Speaking of prophecy, the Biblical reference is pure fear-mongering. It is not salient to estimates of the amount of oil, nor to the ecological effects of the release of oil. It is unprofessional and weakens his case by causing him to sound like a scared crackpot with an conclusion reached independently of any of the evidence he presents rather than a dispassionate analyst attempting to evaluate things with as much honesty and accuracy as possible. We need more of the latter and fewer of the former.

      Finally, I have difficulty believing that the ecological effects will be anywhere near as great as an "Earth extinction event", or even bad enough to register on geologic-timescale extinction event charts. It seems quite likely to me that normal geological processes in the last few billion years must have opened up much larger sudden releases of oil (even under the ocean) many many times. One would think that, if a large underwater oil release had massive effects on the world's ecology, paleontologists would be able to tell us about it. Of course, I could be totally wrong in several assumptions here, and it really could be that bad, but my intuition prevents me from believing it. Of course, since I'm not called upon to make any decisions relating to the spill, it doesn't much matter whether I believe it or not.

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    9. Re:Exponential rate by willyg · · Score: 1

      Not to mention 150,000 psi --- No, Seriously, WTF kind of drugs is the author ON????

      The figure I've seen quoted for the well depths was sea floor at about 5000 feet deep, and two miles down to the producing zone - say, about another 11000 feet. That's only 16000 feet total.
      Hydrostatic head would only be about 13000 psi at that depth. Even if that production zone is WAY overpressured, you're NOWHERE near 150,000 psi...

      Can anyone in the media actually do MATH ???

      Sorry. That was rhetorical. I already knew the answer to that question...

    10. Re:Exponential rate by kidgenius · · Score: 1

      It was a joke, sarcasm, etc

    11. Re:Exponential rate by rtbyte · · Score: 1

      I'm sure he was joking ;)

    12. Re:Exponential rate by butterflysrage · · Score: 2, Insightful

      metric would never have such a bass-ackwards unit.

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    13. Re:Exponential rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Agreed. This oil has been sitting down there for years (100'sk? millions?) under constant pressure; we start relieving pressure, and it's suddenly more likely to explode? Based on what? Even if the break gets clogged back up, the internal pressure will still be lower than it was last month.

    14. Re:Exponential rate by Markemp · · Score: 1

      The earth extinction event was in the event we set off a nuke to seal it up (as the Russians recommended in an earlier slashdot article) and it opened up a fissure 1/4 mile wide, releasing it all pretty much at once. Even then, it would probably just make things uncomfortable. Earth extinction from the sudden release of a trillion barrels of oil seems a bit unlikely.

    15. Re:Exponential rate by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Care to explain how you got those numbers?

      At 0.433 psi per foot of water, assuming it’s a constant, 16,000 feet of head is only about 6,925 psi.

      If we assume that the ocean floor has about the density of granite (2.7x that of water), then it’s about 5,000 x 0.433 + 11,000 x 0.433 x 2.7, or about 15,025 psi.

      Either way it’s nowhere close to the 13,000 psi that you got, although 15,000 psi sounds more like it might be the correct figure and the article was just off by a factor of 10.

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    16. Re:Exponential rate by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

      An article in the Washington Post today still says the estimate is around 5000 barrels a day. The highest estimate they cite from a semi-legitimate source is in the 20,000 barrels a day range.

      I haven't seen a single legitimate source for any of these other numbers.

      The 200,000 figure is gallons per day, not barrels. 1,000,000 barrels a day is a factor of 200 higher than the government's estimate, so either there's a huge cover-up going or, or that dude is full of shit.

    17. Re:Exponential rate by Knara · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I've noticed that news articles (and commenters thereof), have had a *really* hard time with units on this story. "Barrels" and "gallons" get conflated with really annoying regularity.

    18. Re:Exponential rate by Knara · · Score: 1

      that dude is full of shit

      This event seems to be attracting a lot of those folks these days.

    19. Re:Exponential rate by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      And then there's the difference between bpm (minutes?) and BPD (barrels per day). But I guess that's not too important. For your napkin math, just remember that there are 1440 minutes in a day.

    20. Re:Exponential rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm bpm = barrels per MINUTE not day. Ditto gpm = gallons per MINUTE.

    21. Re:Exponential rate by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Yep, you're right. Surprised me when I went to look it up. There's 55 gallons in a *drum*.

    22. Re:Exponential rate by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Did you check the actual figures?

      I did. did you?

      From the TFA:

      ...supports the estimates closer to 1 million barrels per day erupting from this hole BP popped in the ocean floor that contains trillions of barrels of oil and natural gas.

      1,000,000 barrels of oil a day is 42,000,000 gallons a day. It's quite a big jump from 5,000 to 1,000,000 and one has to wonder if they have their facts straight...

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    23. Re:Exponential rate by __aasqbs9791 · · Score: 3, Informative

      And his math skills need some work (check his pond reference: 400,000 gallons != 1000 barrels) There are an awful lot of things that don't add up in his article.

    24. Re:Exponential rate by EdtheFox · · Score: 0

      Can anyone in the media actually do MATH ???

      Fuck NO! That's why they're the media and not!

    25. Re:Exponential rate by willyg · · Score: 2, Informative

      Sure. Here's a link to a commonly used oil industry graph:

      2X the hydrostatic gradient is "about" the most pressure ever encountered in wells. Of course, relying on that could be part of why BP is in the mess it's in, but I suspect the original problem may well have been the hydrates, and/or a cementing problem, as speculated elsewhere in the oil industry press.

      Your estimate of water and rock density is fine. It's just that downhole pressure versus formation depth can vary significantly - the total weight of the overburden is NOT translated into actual pressure, since the rock is somewhat solid...

    26. Re:Exponential rate by willyg · · Score: 1

      well, of COURSE it strips out the link...

      How about:

          http://www.glossary.oilfield.slb.com/DisplayImage.cfm?ID=111

    27. Re:Exponential rate by xero314 · · Score: 1

      That wouldn't make any sense. The conversion from metric to imperial is double and add 30. So 55 imperial gallons would be about 12.5 metric gallons. There for a barrel is 12.5 metric gallons. This is basic math people.

    28. Re:Exponential rate by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      It seems quite likely to me that normal geological processes in the last few billion years must have opened up much larger sudden releases of oil (even under the ocean) many many times.

      I read an interesting analysis of this somewhere, can't find the link right now. The geologist who wrote the piece basically stated that a massive eruption requires massive pressure, and even a huge earthquake wouldn't cause an eruption as the fault and rubble would be self-sealing under those pressures.

      The problem we have now is that we've protected the "fault" with structures able to withstand the high pressure, and removed any debris that could seal the hole. Even if we knocked off the well at the sea floor, the hole likely wouldn't close itself.

      I don't know how spot-on the analysis was, but it made sense to my tiny mammalian brain.

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    29. Re:Exponential rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe these malamanteus are intentionally seeded in the text to foster discussions about grammar.

    30. Re:Exponential rate by couchslug · · Score: 1

      Why fire him? It's not like the page will get Slashdotted.

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    31. Re:Exponential rate by bughunter · · Score: 1

      The 210,000 figure you saw was probably a conversion of the 5000 barrel/day estimate into gallons (at 42 gallons per barrel).

      That number was being used a lot early on when 5000 didn't seem big enough. Now that the pessimists are estimating the rate at 1,100,000 barrels per day, conversion to gallons for exaggeration effect is superfluous.

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    32. Re:Exponential rate by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The million barrels per day is from a series of wild-ass guesses by a software engineer. I work in the oil industry as well, and I know some software engineers who could come up with some educated guesses regarding the volumes involved. They also understand the basic processes happening to the oil at such depths. They also understand that they are in no way experts in those areas, and would never be foolish enough to pretend they were.

      The wild ass guess of four barrels per second is based on another wild ass guess of a 5ft diameter pipe. The pipe is, in fact, 18 inches in diameter, and if he were half the expert he claims to be he would know that it is impossible to drill in 5000ft deep water with a 5ft diameter pipe with current technology. The idea is absurd. So without doing any other fact checking, we know his powers of estimation are abysmal. Since the entire article is simply one guy's series of wild ass guesses, that should be enough. Hell, half his estimation for how much oil is coming up is based on his guess for why there were BP executives on the rig, and what amount of oil it would take to get them there. I mean, really? You're going to call those wild guess figures facts?

      Also, even without those little facts getting in the way, he claims 1,000,000 barrels, yet the largest leak by his own estimate only puts out about 346,000 barrels a day. Being generous, how does 350,000 plus some number smaller than 350,000 (he doesn't give his "expert opinion" on the size of the second) add up to one million? The very highest number I can come up with falls 300,000 barrels short.

      With the actual size of the pipe, however, you can get a pretty accurate flow rate by estimating the pressure differential between the reservoir and the head. The pressure on the reservoir should be about 15,000 psi (not 150,000, like the article states) - 5,000 feet of water plus 11,000 feet of granite. The pressure of the water column is about 2,000 psi, rough estimate. With a pressure differential of about 13,000 psi, an 11,000 foot length of pipe, an estimated density of about 900 kg/m3 (it could actually be anywhere from 750-950, 900 seems close to what other oil is in area), and assuming a smooth pipe, you get about 15.6 gallons per second, or 0.37 barrels per second.

      Worst case scenario you are looking at around 30,000 barrels per day. Since there are a lot of factors involved (like the amount of friction imposed on the oil as it seeps out of the reservoir rock), and all I have are estimations, it is almost certainly a lot less than that. 5,000 barrels is not an unlikely figure for what is actually flowing out of the pipe. It isn't likely to be more than that by much at all, either, as I used pretty ideal conditions for flow. It isn't really possible for much more to flow up.

      Also, I don't know where he gets the idea of a ground rupture, comparing it to the Yellowstone magma chamber. Such a thing is unheard of. An oil reservoir isn't like a magma chamber, which is a giant bubble full of liquid rock. An oil reservoir is a layer of spongy rock with oil trapped inside it. There is no bubble. It provides a hell of a lot more structure than the nothing of a magma chamber, and as oil flows out water flows in to take its place. It is not at all likely to rupture the ground, especially with two miles of bedrock in the way. The most this will ever do is squirt (that's actually a very good description of what it is doing right now - squirting).

      Frankly, this guy doesn't have a clue. His wild guesses are off by a factor of 10 from what anybody who can do simple math would tell you, and most of what he states as fact are just plain inventions of his own imagination.

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    33. Re:Exponential rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frak! There is a difference between bpm (barrels per minute) and bpd (barrels per day).

      FAIL, you insensitive clod!

    34. Re:Exponential rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      from the wikipedia article on fractionating columns:

      It can also be called a fractional column

      and oil does come from the ocean floor in large quantities every day. however not this large and not in such a short period of time all in one spot. though it is likely that it has happened before.

      not trying to be a dick and not sure if i'm coming across as one.

    35. Re:Exponential rate by Solandri · · Score: 1

      We started at 5,000 barrels a day, then 20, 50 and 100,000 barrels a day. Yesterday I saw a figure quoted at 200,000, today I saw 210,000

      But 1 million barrels a day? That's almost three full days ahead of schedule for the media. Didn't Slashdot get the memo?

      I would take many of those estimates with a huge grain of salt. The largest recorded blowout on land was only a bit over 100,000 barrels/day. In their zeal to hype this as an environmental disaster, some people are assigning figures to this blowout an order of magnitude larger than that. A previous undersea blowout was about 10,000 barrels/day, and the environmental impact we're seeing with the current spill seems to be tracking pretty closely with that one.

    36. Re:Exponential rate by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      I got my barrels and gallons mixed up, 5000 barrels roughly (ROUGHLY) correlates with 200,000 gallons

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    37. Re:Exponential rate by Solandri · · Score: 2, Informative

      With the actual size of the pipe, however, you can get a pretty accurate flow rate by estimating the pressure differential between the reservoir and the head. The pressure on the reservoir should be about 15,000 psi (not 150,000, like the article states) - 5,000 feet of water plus 11,000 feet of granite. The pressure of the water column is about 2,000 psi, rough estimate. With a pressure differential of about 13,000 psi, an 11,000 foot length of pipe, an estimated density of about 900 kg/m3 (it could actually be anywhere from 750-950, 900 seems close to what other oil is in area), and assuming a smooth pipe, you get about 15.6 gallons per second, or 0.37 barrels per second.

      Don't forget the pressure of the oil column in the 11,000 foot pipe. At a 900 kg/m^3 density, that's another ~4000 psi you need to add to the 2000 psi water pressure.

    38. Re:Exponential rate by budgenator · · Score: 2, Informative

      FTA The following article was written by my associate, by Paul Noel with some editing and input from me.

      Paul (Noel) holds three bachelor degrees and one associates degree, in Business Administration, Computer Science, and Applied Science, respectively. His study included: Chemistry, Physics, Biology, Microbiology, Nursing, Business, Statistics, Economics, and Computer Sciences. Paul Noel

      Not the best of credentials there.
      The site the profile of Noel is posted on had an article about "Free energy" and "former CIA directors" on the front page, so there may be a signal to noise problem there as well.

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    39. Re:Exponential rate by budgenator · · Score: 1

      The well was officially 18,000 feet deep from a 5,000 foot seabed depth and most of the parts used on the well were rated for 15,000 PSI so your in the ballpark; there are rumors that the well was really 22,000 feet.

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    40. Re:Exponential rate by Angst+Badger · · Score: 1

      It seems quite likely to me that normal geological processes in the last few billion years must have opened up much larger sudden releases of oil (even under the ocean) many many times.

      Probably so. There's also a major impact event on the Chicxulub scale every 30-60 million years or so, and life goes on. However, unless you live on geological time scales and not the ~75 years the rest of us do, none of that matters. A species can endure lots of population collapses without the species becoming extinct, but that's precious little comfort to the individuals like you and me who comprise that collapse.

      Exactly how bad this is going to be remains to be seen. It is, however, already very bad and certain to have some pretty severe ecological and economic consequences whether they rise to the level of an "Earth extinction event" or not. And for you and me and everyone else who lives in a blink of an eye of geological time, the fact that everything will probably be okay in the long run could not possibly matter less.

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    41. Re:Exponential rate by budgenator · · Score: 1

      so either there's a huge cover-up going or, or that dude is full of shit.

      All of the above seems more likely.

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    42. Re:Exponential rate by bartwol · · Score: 1

      Phew! For a moment there, I thought you were engaging in analysis based on wild speculation.

    43. Re:Exponential rate by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      We started at 5,000 barrels a day, then 20, 50 and 100,000 barrels a day. Yesterday I saw a figure quoted at 200,000, today I saw 210,000

      But 1 million barrels a day? That's almost three full days ahead of schedule for the media. Didn't Slashdot get the memo?

      The reason you're getting wild ass guesses all over the board is because BP isn't saying how much oil is leaking. So people estimate and speculate. You can blame the media all you like, but in this case there's nothing much to report from anyone authoritative since the people who might (and likely do) actually know aren't saying anything.

      If you think BP doesn't have a decent estimate, do you really think they'd be trying to build containment vessels if they didn't have a pretty decent idea as to the flow rate of the thing they're trying to contain?

      The other interesting thing I heard was that the big apparatus they put over the leak earlier this week to try to stop the leak was essentially a very good estimator of how much oil was coming out of the leak. Simply time how long it took to fill up, and divide.

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    44. Re:Exponential rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4*60*60*24 = 345600 barrels a day

      "around 1 million barrels per day"

      "shows the largest hole spewing oil and natural gas from an aperture 5 feet in diameter at a rate of approximately 4 barrels per second."

      Somebody cant do math.

    45. Re:Exponential rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank you, sir!

      Honestly, people watch too many bad disaster films. Wish the news actually talked to scientists instead of getting out there the most interesting wackjobs.

    46. Re:Exponential rate by archmcd · · Score: 1

      How much is this in "barrels of monkeys" ?

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    47. Re:Exponential rate by mellon · · Score: 1

      Butbutbut oil volcano! Sea boiling! One third of all the creatures of the sea dead! This means I don't have to save for retirement, or deal with old age! I can just sit here playing with my iPad until the End comes, because it is all out of our hands, and therefore not my responsibility! Why are you being such a killjoy?!? Oil volcano!!1!!111

    48. Re:Exponential rate by bradorsomething · · Score: 1

      Nice envelope math, I'm right there with you. I grabbed my old Nodal book and used the single phase vertical flow equation down here in a similar vein. I didn't work much deepwater back in the day, so I just eyeballed some numbers... I' came up with about 24,000 BOPD; another person ended up with about 27,000 BOPD using video evaluation.

      I think this must be a highly overpressured reservoir to still produce this flow rate after so long flowing; this is essentially a long-term drawdown on the reservoir, and pressure should have tailed off significantly by now. Can you speak to that (or any of my guessed numbers) and still keep your job?

    49. Re:Exponential rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No-- he was thinking the difference between IMPERIAL and REBEL barrels....

    50. Re:Exponential rate by Asterra · · Score: 0

      Ahh. So the new strategy for daily edging the estimated leakage towards the truth is to offer a panic-inducing guess, and then quickly follow up with a much lower estimate - yet one which is still far worse than the previous official estimate.

      I figure that strategy will work for the 250k - 500k barrels/day range, but what strat is in place for the final stretch towards one million?

      I have some suggestions:

      500 - 750k barrels/day: All Atlantic coastlines will be ruined. Wait! Only the Gulf of Mexico's coasts will be ruined.
      750k - 1000k barrels/day: The entire world's population will endure starvation. No, actually, only half, and generally limited to the poorest, so relax.
      1000k+: We didn't cause Greenland to melt! That was somebody else!!

    51. Re:Exponential rate by Rudisaurus · · Score: 2, Informative

      Some comments on your analysis:

      (1) TD for the well is at 18369 ft MSL.

      (2) Reservoir pressure should be more like 18369 * 0.433 = 7954 psia with a normal hydrostatic gradient. It's possible they tapped into an overpressured reservoir -- but not by a factor of nearly 2 (or 20)

      (3) The "pipe" you refer to would be the innermost production casing string that BP ran, the 7" x 9-7/8" string (7" at TD, swedged up at around 13000 ft). Details of the casing program are available, among other locations, at http://www.theoildrum.com/node/6462. ID for the string is dependent on the weight of the casing they ran (which I don't know), but it certainly isn't 18".

      (4) We also don't know whether the flow is internal to the casing string or up the annulus. There have been suggestions from the circumstances of the blowout that the latter may be the case. Clearly, the flowpath chosen would affect the results of your flow calculations.

      (5) Lastly, we know nothing about flow restrictions at the exit from the wellbore which may be "choking" the flow. I doubt that the pipe is simply cut cleanly off immediately above the BOP stack; although that may be the case today, it certainly wasn't for most of the blowout. The wellbore diagrams show riser from the wellhead to 1500 ft above it and then a sharp bend and a return to the seabed. Was that factored into your calculations as well?

      I'm interested in your methodology and assumptions; would you care to elaborate?

      (BTW, I'm a working professional chemical/petroleum engineer specializing in fluid flow and hydrodynamics in wellbores.)

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    52. Re:Exponential rate by mr_gorkajuice · · Score: 1

      Bass or snare?

    53. Re:Exponential rate by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      Steel.

    54. Re:Exponential rate by vitatyranni · · Score: 1

      I'm glad somebody else bothered to do at least rough, reasonable calculations. Also, the casing in the hole is only 9 5/8", thus further restricting the maximum flow rate. And the reservoir is at ~18,000'. A reasonable estimate for the density of sandstone is ~2650 kg/m^3.

    55. Re:Exponential rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are we talking Imperial Gallons or US customary gallons?

      The U.S. gallon is 3.8 litres, wherever else gallons are used (Canada, for instance, right across the border from U.S. for those who are not familiar) the gallon is 4.5 litres. Obviously, it is a terrible unit of measurement to use as it is almost guaranteed to cause conversion errors even if everybody used the gallon.

      As I understand it, a barrel of oil is 34.9723 gallons = 42 gallons = 158.987 litres

      barrel as in use for other chemicals and food is 46 gallons = 55 gallons = 208 litres

    56. Re:Exponential rate by alexo · · Score: 1

      The U.S. gallon is 3.8 litres, wherever else gallons are used (Canada, for instance, right across the border from U.S. for those who are not familiar) the gallon is 4.5 litres.

      Canada is metric.

    57. Re:Exponential rate by toddestan · · Score: 1

      You guys already have the metric ton*, so why not?

      *Which is just another name for the megagram, if you guys would actually use those nifty prefixes you came up with.

    58. Re:Exponential rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most insightful AND informative slashdot post.... ever.

    59. Re:Exponential rate by Low+Ranked+Craig · · Score: 1

      I think there's little doubt that the article is a bunch of bullshit. It's not even internally consistent.

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    60. Re:Exponential rate by Cacadril · · Score: 1
      You must have made a calculation error when you ended up with 30,000 as the worst case. I get 30,000,000 barrels per day using the same numbers.

      The flow, oil volume per unit time equals velocity times cross section. Use cross section C=pi*radius^2, with radius=9". The velocity can be found from the kinetic energy, T=(1/2)*m*v^2, where m=mass of oil=V*rho_oil, where V is a sample volume, and rho_oil is the denisty of oil.

      The kinetic energy of the oil as it exits the pipe equals the difference in potential energy when the volume previously occupied by oil below 11,000 foot granite is filled with granite that sinks in over the oil, while the oil rises atop these 11,000 foot granite. This difference in potential energy is

      (U_1 - U_0) = V*(rho_granite - rho_oil) * g * h = (1/2)*V*rho_oil*v^2,

      where g is the acceleration of gravity, 9.81m/s, h=11,000 foot, and V is the same volume as before. This gives velocity

      v = sqrt( g*h*(rho_granite - rho_oil) / rho_oil).

      Using rho_oil = 900kg/m^3 and rho_granite = 2700kg/m^3 = 3*rho_oil, I get the velocity almost 363m/s computed with a perl script. This gives almost 60 cubic meters of oil per second, or 32,361,001 barrels per day.

      I realize that this calculation grossly underestimates such factors as the viscosity of the oil and the energy of elastic compression of the spongy rock that holds the oil below the granite. It also assumes that the flow is completely unobstructed by the structures in the well and the blow-out preventer.

      On the other hand, 5000 barrels per day means 0.0092 cubic meters per second. This volume flowing through a pipe of internal diameter 18" means a flow velocity of 5.6 cm per second. The video shows a flow that is substantially faster. Although I do not have anything that gives a scale comparison, I think it is unlikely that we are seeing a close-up on a flow of just a few millimeters cross secton. I assume that the flow has a diameter of approximately 0.5 m. Then the flow velocity must be several meters per second. A flow velocity of 3m/s gives nearly 268,000 barrels per day.

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    61. Re:Exponential rate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We also don't know whether the flow is internal to the casing string or up the annulus.

      Huh huh.. up the annulus.

  7. bad at math by LetterRip · · Score: 2, Funny

    4 BPS*24 hrs/day*60min/hr*60sec/min = 345 600 barrels per day, not 1 million.b

    1. Re:bad at math by Anon-Admin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Shame on you, dont you know that there is no place for real science or math when fear-mongering an ecological disaster? Had you not pointed that out, thousands would be up in arms about the 1 billion Bpd filling the gulf of Mexico. Oh wait, it is 1 million this week, 1 billion is next weeks number.

    2. Re:bad at math by mevets · · Score: 3, Insightful

      According to the summary, that is from the largest vent. I didn't read the actual article either, the summary was kinda long and seemed like it had a sad ending.

    3. Re:bad at math by pluther · · Score: 1

      "The largest" <> "the only"

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    4. Re:bad at math by LordKronos · · Score: 2, Funny

      4 BPS*24 hrs/day*60min/hr*60sec/min = 345 600 barrels per day, not 1 million.b

      4 BPS? My god, look at the disaster caused by just 1 BP. Certainly we don't need 4 of them.

    5. Re:bad at math by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      There are 2, the other one is smaller. If you have less than half of the amount specified total out of the larger of the two halves it doesn't take much thought to realize you can not possibly meet the total.

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    6. Re:bad at math by budgenator · · Score: 1

      The riser pipe has an inner diameter of 18 3/4 inches, the well pipe inside is probably around 10 inches ID.

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    7. Re:bad at math by mevets · · Score: 1

      I stated:
      1. I didn't read the article because it might make me sad.
      2. Regardless, I gave an opinion.
      Result +5, not for Funny. Go figure.

  8. Reality Check by mujadaddy · · Score: 4, Informative

    Paul Noel, 52, works as Software Engineer

    Hey, so do I, and I call bullshit fearmongering on the Yellowstone-like caldera unless someone else chimes in.

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    1. Re:Reality Check by Shakrai · · Score: 4, Insightful

      What, you mean to imply that software engineers aren't qualified to predict geologically driven doomsday events?

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    2. Re:Reality Check by mujadaddy · · Score: 1

      Only I am. All those other software engineers-cum-vulcanologists are woefully underinformed.

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    3. Re:Reality Check by K.+S.+Kyosuke · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hey, everyone here knows that software engineers are quite wary of Caldera type events, for a good reason.

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    4. Re:Reality Check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will second that

    5. Re:Reality Check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So when will the SyFy channel special be on? You know, like the cool one on the Yellowstone-caldera killing everyone?

    6. Re:Reality Check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      [karma burn]

      Only did a little bit of geology during my undergraduate degree, but I remember that generally speaking software engineers were not on the faculty (outside of the GIS folks).

      Seriously, though, what a load of horse hockey (to quote M*A*S*H*). You don't get to say OMGZ EXTINCTION EVENT without providing some sort of mechanism. This being an underwater explosion, I'm assuming we wouldn't get ash clouds that blot out the sun for 20 years. Even the biggest tidal waves wouldn't be extinction-level (although, I'm in the UK, so I'm totally screwed). So how, exactly, would this cause global human extinction? This is pseudo-science at its worst. Numbers thrown together until they're big enough to freak out about without actually understanding what they mean or bothering to do anything meaningful.

      Is this a really really bad event? Yeah. Could it get worse? Yeah. Could it get a lot worse? Yeah. Is it apocalyptic? Not on the evidence provided. Cheers.

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    7. Re:Reality Check by MouseR · · Score: 1

      I'm with you on this.

      They assume the 5-foot wide riser is a 5-foot wide TUBE which it isn't. It's a 5-foot wide structure of tubes and not the entire surface is spewing out oil. There are drill and service tubes in there.

    8. Re:Reality Check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They are in the movies apparently.

    9. Re:Reality Check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not Unix. They don't know this!

    10. Re:Reality Check by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      So you're saying it's more like a series of tubes?

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    11. Re:Reality Check by kalirion · · Score: 1

      vulcanologists? Sounds hot.

  9. mother of god by nimbius · · Score: 4, Insightful

    is there any other way to stress the outright critical nature of this disaster? scrubbing seagulls and dancing around in congressional hearings isnt working. We need to pick up the pace, or we risk an entire gulf coast with an ecosystem that resembles a wal-mart parking lot. Shrimp and seafood will become a rather distant memory for the states.

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    1. Re:mother of god by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      I'm assuming that southeast asia's fish farmers are positively joyful at the prospect...

    2. Re:mother of god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because, of course, all that oil won't move with the water currents.

    3. Re:mother of god by hazem · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Except that if you look at a globe, you'll see that most of the large blue areas are connected. It might take a while, but what leaks into the gulf blue area will eventually end up in most of the other blue areas.

      However the short-term outlook for the SE Asia fish farmers is very good... good enough to plan an early retirement.

    4. Re:mother of god by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      From the gulf of Mexico(in the atlantic), all the way around South America or Africa, into the Pacific, and thence to the high-density freshwater and estuarial operations on the Pacific rim?

      Long term, quite possibly; but we are talking decades of pure profit, during which time the gulf fishermen will be catching nothing but tarballs.

    5. Re:mother of god by AtomicOrange · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Perhaps you haven't heard of the Gulf of Mexico dead zone?

      http://www.smm.org/deadzone/

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dead_zone_(ecology)

      Not saying that this is doing it any favors... but we were already kind of on a roll there.

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    6. Re:mother of god by fuzzyfuzzyfungus · · Score: 1

      A lot of their stuff is freshwater, in any case. As long as the levels of assorting organic carcinogens evaporating and floating around and coming down in rainwater don't get too high, that isn't going to be their problem.

    7. Re:mother of god by cynyr · · Score: 1

      So what's your bold quick cheep well built plan? ohh right "something"... damn hippies.

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    8. Re:mother of god by butterflysrage · · Score: 1

      course, if smokies had taken things like solar and wind seriously for the last 50 odd years instead of blowing it off saying "we have plenty of oil!" we would already have your bold, cheap, quick and well built solution on sale at Walmart for $99.95.

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    9. Re:mother of god by element-o.p. · · Score: 1

      You mean it will be filled with recreational vehicles?

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    10. Re:mother of god by AnonymousClown · · Score: 1

      Shrimp and seafood will become a rather distant memory for the states.

      Back in my day, we could have boiled shrimp, shrimp soufflé, shrimp pie, shrimp gumbo, shrimp omelette's, ......, shrimp bisque, and I guess that's all there was - until now. Now, we have no shrimp in the Gulf.

      Then, all of our shrimp will come from Viet Nam. And wait till you see what they're doing to farm those little buggers!

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    11. Re:mother of god by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      You're not thinking clearly. The Gulf Coast has one other distinctive item named with the same reference, and for a reason. The Gulf Current will transport the oil along the Eastern Seaboard and up into Northern Europe if this keeps going for too much longer. This will decimate Atlantic ocean life as well. It's not just the Gulf Coast that is starting to get ready for a really bad time, it's most of the Western world.

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    12. Re:mother of god by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Solar today sucks ass compared to oil, 50 years ago it was laughable. Energy companies banking on long-term returns on solar back then probably would have gone out of business 40 years ago. It was a fool's investment, and that is evidenced by the fact that in 50 years it still can't compete without heavy government subsidies.

      Wind and tidal power I personally think we are being just as short-sighted about as we were with oil. Sure, a few hundred wind generators isn't a problem, or a few tidal generators in the gulf stream is no big deal, but what about when you get tens of thousands of them? What is that going to do to the weather along the wind/water routes, and what will it do to the ecosystems? What about the weather that is indirectly affected by those winds? You know those things literally suck the energy out of the wind and tides, right? It would be almost impossible to predict the damage prolific wind power could cause. That energy does things for various ecosystems. I frankly can't believe "green" movements are behind things like wind power at all, they appear to have the potential to be far more damaging to the environment than coal or oil. You may stop global warming (in truth it probably wouldn't anyway), but at what cost?

      Frankly, I'd be far more concerned about shutting down the gulf stream because it's cheap and apparently abundant energy, killing thousands of species in the process than a massive oil spill once every 20 years. Besides, there are bacteria that just absolutely love to eat crude oil (it is a potent source of energy, after all), which then become food for plankton and such. It would take time to recover, sure, but overall the losses would be balanced out by the gains in new life in the affected areas.

      Solar though, I'm all for. The places where you'd use solar are either areas where humans live and the natural evironment is already altered (like on top of buildings and such), or in deserts where there is not much life to affect, and you'd probably be doing the local ecosystem a favor anyway by providing shade and shelter. The only real problem with it is that in 50 years nobody has figured out how to make it cheap - all they can do is increase the output, making the size of the system you may need smaller and therefore "cheaper".

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    13. Re:mother of god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      solar and wind are not viable for large scale power generation. them's just the facts, though I know things like facts shouldn't get in the way of feeling warm fuzzies when you say "solar power!"

    14. Re:mother of god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we risk an entire gulf coast with an ecosystem that resembles a wal-mart parking lot.

      Most of the southern United States already resembles (or is) a Wal-Mart parking lot. Now their coast will finally match.

    15. Re:mother of god by vadim_t · · Score: 1

      Wind and tidal power I personally think we are being just as short-sighted about as we were with oil. Sure, a few hundred wind generators isn't a problem, or a few tidal generators in the gulf stream is no big deal, but what about when you get tens of thousands of them? What is that going to do to the weather along the wind/water routes, and what will it do to the ecosystems?

      Not sure about tidal, but wind? It would have to be built to really enormous amounts.

      Of course a wind turbine puts an obstacle in the wind's way, and extracts energy from it. But so does every single building on the planet, and there's the heck of a lot of those. They absorb enormous amounts of energy, and don't even do anything useful with it.

    16. Re:mother of god by lymond01 · · Score: 1

      We need to pick up the pace, or we risk an entire gulf coast with an ecosystem that resembles a wal-mart parking lot.

      I thought about what you said, and I find it very interesting. Car exhaust, candy bar wrappers, spilled sodas and frapuccinos, puke...

      We could probably move a good portion of the bottom feeders in the gulf to a Walmart and they'd get along quite well.

    17. Re:mother of god by DrBoumBoum · · Score: 1

      nobody has figured out how to make it cheap

      This is a point I find very interesting but also very rarely seriously and adequately discussed. Could somebody provide the comparative figures for a nuclear power plant and an equivalent, in terms of yearly output, thermal solar plant in the Arizona desert, taking into account each and all cost centers, including mining, fuel enrichment, building, decommisioning, etc?

    18. Re:mother of god by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      You realize that there are 1.3 billion cubic kilometers of water in the ocean, right? One barrel of oil equals 0.158 cubic meters. There are 6 2/3 barrels per cubic meter, or 6,666 2/3 barrels per cubic kilometers. The current estimate of oil spilled is around 300,000 barrels. That's a whopping 45 cubic kilometers, or 3.46 x10^-8% of the global water supply. You probably drink that much oil in your filtered bottled water. By the time any of this oil hits the Pacific, it will be so dispersed only bacteria will notice it (and love it!). Double it, triple it, multiply it by an order of magnitude, it doesn't matter, the concentrations will be almost untraceable.

      The short term and long term outlook for SE Asia fish farmers, at least as it relates to the gulf coast oil spill, is just dandy.

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    19. Re:mother of god by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      6 2/3 barrels per cubic meter, or 6,666 2/3 barrels per cubic kilometers

      *BZZZZZT*

      This is a classic units error. since it's meters cubed, you multiply by 1000 *cubed*. 300,000 barrels is around .000045 cubic kilometers.

      Your point still stands, but you're off by a factor of a million.

    20. Re:mother of god by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      The ocean is bigger than you think it is. A *lot* bigger. If your statement were true, then the Exxon Valdez disaster would have destroyed the fishing in Japan and Hawaii. In reality, the Valdez oil affected only a moderate section of Alaskan coastline.

      http://feww.files.wordpress.com/2009/06/exxon-valdez-spill-map.jpg

    21. Re:mother of god by Seth+Kriticos · · Score: 2, Insightful

      He also forgot another tiny detail: oil floats at the top of water.

    22. Re:mother of god by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "It might take a while, but what leaks into the gulf blue area will eventually end up in most of the other blue areas."

      Not if it rots first. And that's what oil does ordinarily -- it is degraded by bacteria that are specialized for eating it. It takes time, but, no, you won't find this oil in the other oceans of the world, and you won't create a global oil slick if you wait long enough, because it will be gone long before it gets there.

    23. Re:mother of god by TapeCutter · · Score: 1

      "Wind and tidal power I personally think we are being just as short-sighted about as we were with oil. Sure, a few hundred wind generators isn't a problem, or a few tidal generators in the gulf stream is no big deal, but what about when you get tens of thousands of them? What is that going to do to the weather along the wind/water routes, and what will it do to the ecosystems?"

      Yes because when the globe was covered with wind sapping trees it was an ecological disaster and humans easily consume enough energy to significantly shift the moon from it's current orbit. /sarcasam

      In other words you might as well claim that the increased friction of shag-pile carpet will stop your air conditioner from working.

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    24. Re:mother of god by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      is there any other way to stress the outright critical nature of this disaster?

      Well, one way would be to start with the actual size of the pipe involved, instead of claiming a 5 foot diameter. It's actually more like 18 inches...for the outer pipe that isn't carrying oil.

      His math goes downhill from there. This is a geek pontificating in areas he doesn't actually understand.

    25. Re:mother of god by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      You also forgot another tiny detail: No it doesn't.

      Some parts of crude oil float on water. Lots of it is heavier than water, and thus sinks. And a very large portion of the leak is natural gas, which dissolves in water.

    26. Re:mother of god by cynyr · · Score: 1

      decommisioning? why would you do that in less than 75-100 years on a nuclear plant?

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    27. Re:mother of god by cynyr · · Score: 1

      It's not that the trees block the wind, but they don't really "remove" energy from the system. Wind power on a massive scale could.

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    28. Re:mother of god by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      Yeah it probably is a lot bigger than I can comprehend, but I also know that if it remains uncapped and freeflowing what I'm talking about could have effect.

      I'm reminded of a dot on a dot on a dot connected to a device that has an association with cake... I'm pretty sure there's no way I would make it back out of the box coherent. Much less hungry.

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    29. Re:mother of god by DrBoumBoum · · Score: 1

      You mean it's going to be the problem of the next generation so we shouldn't worry about it?

    30. Re:mother of god by cynyr · · Score: 1

      ?? how much waste is there really from a modern reactor, for decommissioning? could we shoot it at the sun? a closed main loop would prevent the need for very large amount of metal, of course the reactor would need to be, but what are you going to do with the solar panels afterwards?

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    31. Re:mother of god by DrBoumBoum · · Score: 1

      Ok, so let's take all of that into account. Now about the point, can we do a genuine, honest price comparison? I mean, not trying to push an agenda a priori.

    32. Re:mother of god by Uberbah · · Score: 1

      Except of course that we're getting the equivalent of an Exxon Valdez every week.

    33. Re:mother of god by butterflysrage · · Score: 1

      where do you think the energy to make the trees bend comes from? Have you ever tried to bend a 2x4? now scale that up to a 24" diameter tree... now scale that up by all the trees in your home town/city alone...

      IF the trees were rock hard and never moved in the breeze you would have a point.

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  10. OK, going to attack the source by arkham6 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    From the cited web page:
    Paul Noel, 52, works as Software Engineer (as Contractor) for the US Army at Redstone Arsenal, Alabama. He has a vast experience base including education across a wide area of technical skills and sciences. He supplies technical expertise in all areas required for new products development associated with the US Army office he works in. He supplies extensive expertise in understanding the Oil and Gas industry as well.

    Born in Lynnwood Washington, he came to Huntsville Alabama, when his father moved to be part of NASA's effort to put men on the moon. Neal Armstrong may have gotten the ride, but his father's computers did the driving.

    Paul is also a founding member of the New Energy Congress.

    So..this guy has no training on physics, geology, chemestry. He __says__ he supplies extensive expertise in oil indusry, but how exactly? Software engineering?

    I'm sorry, but I'm not going to get too freaked out by what this man says. If I can get some supporting information from a geologist I'll then worry.

    1. Re:OK, going to attack the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget he also quotes Revelations...

    2. Re:OK, going to attack the source by joggle · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I don't blame you, especially with quotes like this from TFA:

      The biggest cost of the spill cleanup is being borne by the US Armed Forces such as the National Guard etc. None of these costs will ever be paid by BP. These costs will appear in taxes not in the price of oil. Alternative Oil is vastly cheaper and safer than this.

      How the heck would he know how much the Coast Guard is spending on this? How does he know BP will never reimburse the federal government?

      Also, what's up with his use of capitalization? Since when is natural gas a proper noun? Or alternative oil?

    3. Re:OK, going to attack the source by phantomfive · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Oh, I don't know, I was going to agree with you, but then I read the article and noticed one of his primary cited works is the bible:

      "The Gulf appears to be bleeding," which is chilling, considering the prophesy in Revelation 8:8: "The second angel sounded his trumpet, and something like a huge mountain, all ablaze [appearance of the burning rig and slick], was thrown into the sea. A third of the sea turned into blood, a third of the living creatures in the sea died, and a third of the ships were destroyed."

      We can always trust someone who uses the bible as their main source. Right?...........right? In any case, at least now you know the relevant bible prophecy.

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    4. Re:OK, going to attack the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love the magnetic perpetual motion slideshow linked to off that page....

      I'd be super skeptical of this source.

    5. Re:OK, going to attack the source by Symbha · · Score: 1

      I think there are plenty of reasons to be freaked out, even completely discounting this article.

      I mean, first of all, no one knows what they are going to do to solve the problem. Even the small estimates are still HUGE.

      Any solution almost certainly means drilling relief wells, except, we obviously can't operate safely at these depths.

      And then there's the whole fact that a few megacorporations, through business as usual, no cost to society (or in this case humanity) bullshit, has imposed this on us.

    6. Re:OK, going to attack the source by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      I mean, first of all, no one knows what they are going to do to solve the problem.

      Says who? They are going to solve the problem by drilling a relief well. Unfortunately that takes time. In the interim we need to figure out a way to reduce and/or contain the existing flow.

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    7. Re:OK, going to attack the source by hoggoth · · Score: 1

      "Which is chilling"?

      It may be chilling if you are watching a scary movie, but after the lights come up you realize the resemblance of this disaster to a fictional work doesn't add any to the already chilling facts.

      How about this:
      "There is a disaster at the bottom of the sea," which is chilling, considering the events that occurred in 'The Abyss'.

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    8. Re:OK, going to attack the source by CannonballHead · · Score: 1

      In any case, at least now you know the relevant bible prophecy.

      It's not relevant. Revelation has very sequential events. Revelation 8:8 is after some significant events. The author appears to have ignored that part.

    9. Re:OK, going to attack the source by Bemopolis · · Score: 1

      How does he know BP will never reimburse the federal government?

      Because he's familiar with every other oil spill disaster that have occurred in the United States?

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    10. Re:OK, going to attack the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always love it when vague ancient prophecies can be attributed to current events, either grand or disastrous.

      It reminds me that, humanity will never get over it's past, and recognize that now and the future is all we have. And why I don't follow any mans religion.

    11. Re:OK, going to attack the source by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      The biggest cost of the spill cleanup is being borne by the US Armed Forces such as the National Guard etc. None of these costs will ever be paid by BP.

      Um, actually, ALL of those costs will be paid by BP. BP has repeatedly and publicly stated that they are liable for all the cleanup costs (as the law clearly states, by the way). The real question is how much of the DAMAGES they're going to pay for, a question they have consistently ducked.

    12. Re:OK, going to attack the source by Sleepy · · Score: 1

      I don't think his use of capitalization is incorrect. This is common accepted use, as in "Big Pharma", "Big Oil", "War on Drugs". Frankly I've never seen it used as "Alternative Oil" (I would have expected "Alternative Energy" to be used here) but it's not out of step.

      Second, you are correct to say he doesn't "know" what the Coast Guard is spending... and that's true in the same sense as if you said we can't "know" what a terrorist would do with a nuke. But you are stretching the language here... it's a *pretty safe assumption* what we know, based on previous history by these actors.

      BP made their "eco green pretty" logo YEARS ago... if they were ever going to turn over a new leaf and NOT try to socialize the costs of their negligence, I'd expect the opportunity has passed. It was just a few years ago that BP exploded an Alaska pipeline because they CHOSE to not maintain the pipes... choosing to go YEARS without running maintenance that should be run every few months. They also made a mess in Texas... again, they increased already wild profits by overruling engineer recommendations and slashing maintenance.

      If you really think this disaster was an "accident", you're not paying attention or you are willfully denying the facts.

      This is pure negligence on BPs part, and they're only going to pay what they have to... which means tar that washes up on US beaches. As far as the pollutants under the surface, forget it.

      I'll believe your take on things if BP covers the taxpayer cost of all those unemployment checks for fishermen, laid off hotel workers and any other trickle-down losses due to plummeting tourism. Somehow I don't think we'll know for sure until this is well off the front page... which of course you know is how it works, even if you try to not paint BP as a serial polluter.

    13. Re:OK, going to attack the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait a second! blood is black? Ohhh, ok, maybe they were colorblind! They got to be, because is THE BIBLE, it must be true.

    14. Re:OK, going to attack the source by thwack328 · · Score: 1

      He should have quoted that prophecy in lolcat to better match the rest of his "article".

    15. Re:OK, going to attack the source by DeadDecoy · · Score: 1

      I think we have a ways to go until a third of the sea dies and we kill of a third of the creatures. But at least he's setting a goal.

    16. Re:OK, going to attack the source by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      ...because we all know it's impossible for a Christian to be level-headed and use sound reasoning.

      I happen to disagree with his assessment of that bit of revelation by the way. It sounds more to me like a meteor. He's also off on his prophecy timing. The trumpets are squarely in the tribulation. That happens after the Christians disappear in chapter 3 iirc. And since we're all still here...

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    17. Re:OK, going to attack the source by joggle · · Score: 1

      You're making many more assumptions than the original author. Where do I say what my opinion is? How in the world can you tell what my take on things even is based on my previous comment?

      All I ask is how he knows all of this when the information it would require to know the answer either isn't public (yet) or hasn't happened (yet).

      He also capitalized 'natural gas' in his article. Have you ever seen that either?

    18. Re:OK, going to attack the source by joggle · · Score: 2, Informative

      After the Exxon Valdez accident the Oil Pollution Act was passed that explicitly made the oil company responsible for paying the cleanup costs: http://www.google.com/hostednews/afp/article/ALeqM5ha08OW3ueCMBc6oEsdyoXp9JAGDw

    19. Re:OK, going to attack the source by mangu · · Score: 0

      ...because we all know it's impossible for a Christian to be level-headed and use sound reasoning.

      Yes, we do, don't we? Because blind belief in an ancient Middle-East mythological creature is not exactly compatible with sound reasoning...

    20. Re:OK, going to attack the source by Omestes · · Score: 1

      And how much of a government "bailout" they will need to defer the cost.

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    21. Re:OK, going to attack the source by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

      None, most likely. BP is making money hand over fist. This is going to put a real dent in their profits, but they aren't going to have trouble coming up with the money.

    22. Re:OK, going to attack the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find myself seriously doubting hes any good as a software ENGINEER either. He has proven he is not any good at applied math and physics.

    23. Re:OK, going to attack the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, check out that New Energy Congress. He's crazier than you think!

    24. Re:OK, going to attack the source by Symbha · · Score: 1

      So, we'll solve the problem that was created because we can't safely perform drilling operations at these depths, by doing more drilling operations at these depths?

    25. Re:OK, going to attack the source by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      Alternative Oil is vastly cheaper and safer than this.

      My BS meter just exploded, and I'm pissed.

      What cheap "Alternative Oil" is he talking about, and what is its energy density?!

      The cheapest oil by volume is still crude oil. So cheap, there are a crap-tastic amount of byproducts made from the stuff...including synthetic (expensive stuff) motor oil. Even biological based (animal or vegetable) oil in supported by crude oil ndirectly through farm machinery or other base chemicals that derive from it.

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    26. Re:OK, going to attack the source by IMightB · · Score: 1

      yes, and I heard that it was capped at a paltry 75M

      http://money.cnn.com/2010/05/06/news/economy/BP_liability/index.htm?cnn=yes

    27. Re:OK, going to attack the source by opposabledumbs · · Score: 1

      And THAT was probably his best-reasoned and highest quality argument.

      The rest of his argument is based off of eyeballing the flow rate of a video of oil and gas coming out of a pipe for which he can't even get an accurate diameter, and then incorrectly guessing the pressure, and then using his fishpond as an analogy.

      Yep - I'm convinced.

    28. Re:OK, going to attack the source by argStyopa · · Score: 1

      And I'm sure, as a founding member of the New Energy Congress, it's impossible that he's got some other motivation to criticize Old Energy (ie oil), right?

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    29. Re:OK, going to attack the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think liability is capped at $75M, what they have to pay to the shrimpers and beach resorts for destroying their business. I don't think there is a cap on cleanup cost though.
      --dfw

    30. Re:OK, going to attack the source by riverat1 · · Score: 1

      Last week I heard that BP had made enough profit in 4 days to cover their costs so far. Don't know if it's true or not.
      --dfw

    31. Re:OK, going to attack the source by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      Given that he believes an 18 inch pipe is a 60 inch pipe, I think we can safely say this dude isn't nearly the expert he claims to be.

    32. Re:OK, going to attack the source by Zancarius · · Score: 1

      It's worse when he uses prophecy out of order. There's a number of things that would have to happen before he can invoke the judgment of the angels and such as some posters pointed out below.

      What he's doing is nothing more than scaremongering and appealing to an authoritative religious text in the hopes of getting Christians worked up about this for some silly reason. I wonder what he's selling or if he's hoping to use this event as a means of bolstering his portfolio...

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    33. Re:OK, going to attack the source by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      I believe their profits are in the regions of $14B last year. It ought to be enough to cover the damage.

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    34. Re:OK, going to attack the source by ihuntrocks · · Score: 1

      My college education consisted of a major in geology, double minor in physics and math. I'm not going to touch any of this guy's numbers, since I have serious reason to believe that his data is not accurate. Then again, I'm not touching any of the other numbers being released because I haven't managed to locate data that I can verify to be accurate enough to start using. One thing I can say though is that BP is only legally liable for $75 million in damages at a maximum currently. This will not change without new legislation. I'm not sure how much this will end up costing, but I'm reasonably certain it will exceed $75 million. BP is a corporation. Corporations typically tend to depend on profit, which is easier to generate if you pay only what you have to. BP may have promised to pay it all, but, like the queen's ass, this remains to be seen.

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    35. Re:OK, going to attack the source by ihuntrocks · · Score: 1

      I would like to note that the $75 million is their obligation for damages, not cleanup cost, which they have stated they will pay.

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    36. Re:OK, going to attack the source by ihuntrocks · · Score: 1

      That happens after the Christians disappear in chapter 3 iirc. And since we're all still here...

      I'm not certain this hasn't already happened. Given that the vast majority of the people who practice Christianity as outlined in the Bible have virtually ceased to exist, that may well have come to pass.
      Granted, I am not an expert on the work of fiction in question, so take that with a grain of salt.

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    37. Re:OK, going to attack the source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It strikes me as incredibly presumptions whenever I hear Christians automatically assume that they will be included in the Rapture. For all you know, it already happened and the "True Believers" have already been called home; leaving only pompous asses like you behind.

    38. Re:OK, going to attack the source by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      I see, so you are going to accept everything BP says....

      BP PR release #1: Everythings fine no oil spill.

      BP PR release #2: Ok there's an oil spill but it's not bad.

      BP PR release #3: Ok there's an oil spill and it's bad but it's not our fault and besides were only liable for $75 million in damages. Have a nice day!

      Jackass.

    39. Re:OK, going to attack the source by joggle · · Score: 1

      BP has stated that they have already spent over $450 million on cleanup costs. The $75 million is the maximum they could be sued for in total by people affected by the spill.

  11. Need some Libertarian clarification by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So, how come Laissez-Faire, don't-tell-corporations-how-to-run-themselves, deregulation didn't stop this from happening? It doesn't make any sense! I mean BP is an oil company. Can you guys help me blame this on Big Government?

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    1. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Aside from the fact that you're trolling, when did we try not regulating corporations? Last time I checked oil companies were regulated pretty heavily. And yet it didn't work.

    2. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      MWRA Water Main Break Triggers State Of Emergency

      "Failure to boil water rapidly for at least one minute could cause serious illness," [Governor] Patrick said, explaining that the Massachusetts Water Resources Authority's backup water supplies were coming directly out of reservoirs.

      http://www.thebostonchannel.com/news/23337764/detail.html

    3. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by y2dt · · Score: 2, Insightful

      See limitations on liability from spills and years of subsidies (implicit and explicit) and other anticompetitive, discipline-weakening interventions. You describe the choice as between the free market and government oversight. In fact, the free market is not one of the choices offered, but the two main political subdivisions have an interest in making it seem that way.

    4. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by rwade · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked oil companies were regulated pretty heavily. And yet it didn't work.

      Are you suggesting that this happened because they were regulated just heavily enough?

    5. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So....the solution is to regulate them less?

      Color me skeptical.

      Like the financial disaster, when there is a disconnect between the people who profit in the short term and the people who pay the penalty in the long term, then the market does not work. In the finance industry, people could focus on making really high profits by taking enormous risks, and when the highly leveraged bets worked, they made tons of money. And if the risks didn't work out, the government is there to make it all better. Here, the oil company (BP) has a history of cutting corners to improve profits and crossing their fingers that nothing blows up. When it does, the insurance company or government or the people themselves cover the damage. In this case, they just screwed the pooch more than normal, and it might really hurt the company. But the executives that made lots of money by cutting the corners and improving profits are long gone.

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    6. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      At least you can blame 'laissez-faire' on the French, that's almost as good as the govt.

    7. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tragedy of the commons.

      And when did this deregulation happen? I'm still trying to figure out why some people think anything in this world is remotely libertarian, I mean they should look around some day. I think maybe it must be something to do with occasional mini-deregulations happening but as nothing else is fixed it inevitably does not do the trick and these events are just used as a scapegoat.

    8. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by godrik · · Score: 1

      I am not a big fan of Laissez-Faire. But I am not sure a regulation could have solved that. Even with regulation accident still happens. All the regulation of the world limit the risk but they never reach the "no risk" point.

    9. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's an idea: how about you and your straw men go do something useful instead of whining?

    10. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by Galactic+Dominator · · Score: 1

      Aside from the fact that you're trolling

      Agreed, that's a troll. It's an I-told-you-so troll.

      Now what about most of the haven't-got-a-clue posts at /. advocating deregulation. Do you call them out to?

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    11. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by kingramon0 · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In this case, the regulation that should have been removed was the Oil Spill Liability Trust Fund, which limits oil companies' total liability in case of an oil spill to $75 million.

      Without that juicy legislation by Congress, they would have been damn sure their stuff was safe, because they would be on the hook for the entire damages otherwise. Now, they are basically going to decide for themselves which "legitimate" damages they feel like paying.

      Good job Congress!

    12. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, how come Laissez-Faire, don't-tell-corporations-how-to-run-themselves, deregulation didn't stop this from happening? It doesn't make any sense! I mean BP is an oil company. Can you guys help me blame this on Big Government?

      Because it's NON-laissez-faire policies that prevent:

      1. BP from being fully financially liable for the costs of this disaster
      2. Individuals being held criminally accountable for corporate behavoir

      That's not the free market at work, that's "we're the government and we know best" - AGAIN.

    13. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In this case, the regulation that should have been removed was the Oil Spill Liability Trust Fund, which limits oil companies' total liability in case of an oil spill to $75 million.

      I would agree with this.

      Without that juicy legislation by Congress, they would have been damn sure their stuff was safe, because they would be on the hook for the entire damages otherwise. Now, they are basically going to decide for themselves which "legitimate" damages they feel like paying.

      Good job Congress!

      No, this is not correct. The problem is that the 'they' in your sentences changes over time. 'they' who run the company now want short term profit, so 'they' cut the corners and make lots of money in the years they run it. Later, some new guy takes over when the whole thing goes to crap, and 'they' would be on the hook. The company goes bankrupt. This does not solve the problem.

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    14. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      So, how come Laissez-Faire, don't-tell-corporations-how-to-run-themselves, deregulation didn't stop this from happening?

      You mean Slashdot posting this scare-mongoring, Bible-quoting, idiotic article?

      I'm with you, buddy, but I don't think the government is going to start regulating Slashdot editors...

    15. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by TheFlamingoKing · · Score: 2, Interesting

      U.S. exempted BP's Gulf of Mexico drilling from environmental impact study

      FTA: "The Interior Department exempted BP's calamitous Gulf of Mexico drilling operation from a detailed environmental impact analysis last year, according to government documents, after three reviews of the area concluded that a massive oil spill was unlikely. The decision by the department's Minerals Management Service (MMS) to give BP's lease at Deepwater Horizon a "categorical exclusion" from the National Environmental Policy Act (NEPA) on April 6, 2009 -- and BP's lobbying efforts just 11 days before the explosion to expand those exemptions -- show that neither federal regulators nor the company anticipated an accident of the scale of the one unfolding in the gulf."

      So, how come the multiple regulations and government agencies that are supposed to be watching the oil companies and their regulations didn't stop this from happening?

      I don't hear many people making a case that BP should be unregulated, so your straw man is already leaning over a bit before you even try and knock him down. But if you're trying to make the case that government regulation would have stopped this disaster, you really should take into consideration the fact that these agencies are regulated, their well-trained government agents determined three times that this oil spell was not likely to occur, and even exempted them from some of the regulations. What good is an oversight board that can be bought?

      Libertarianism does not mean corporatism, as much as you would like to believe. In general, it's the belief that even if you could construct the perfect government program, greed and incompetence will eventually sabotage its operations.

    16. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by NeutronCowboy · · Score: 5, Informative

      the Oil Spill Liability Trust Fund, which limits oil companies' total liability in case of an oil spill to $75 million.

      It's worth noting this refers to Economic liability - i.e, liability for economic damage done to an area as a result of an oil spill. BP is still on the hook for cleaning up the mess, and that's a price tag without a limit.

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    17. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by jirka · · Score: 1

      It's the big government's fault. Did that help?

    18. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 1

      I blame big government colluding with the oil companies. Why would the government allow itself to pay for somebody else's mistake?

    19. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

      Libertarianism does not mean corporatism, as much as you would like to believe. In general, it's the belief that even if you could construct the perfect government program, greed and incompetence will eventually sabotage its operations.

      Yes, power will corrupt, and anyone with any power will try to expand their power and never give up powers that have been gained. I see the only alternative to government being a very decentralized system or regular revolutions.

      I think that a lot of the libertarian ideas come from a belief that a free market will become the decentralized system, but I don't agree. It seems that the free market tends to converge to a monopoly, at which point we go back to the first problem.

      Personally, I have no idea what the right system is. Any ideas?

    20. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Free Market works until a Government gets its dirty little hands into it, aids gigantic Monopolies to form and gives them free (as in booze) money to gamble with.

      However governments have a role.

      The role of governments is to set who are judges among people, we need judges otherwise everything goes to hell. So we need to be able to use Government in cases like this one for judgment.

      We need to judge who screwed up here and by how much and then we need to use one more role of a government: to act on behalf of the people and to set up a gigantic liability Class Action Lawsuit, something like costs to clean up + all other costs x100 at least and then make the company in question actually PAY this money in order to PUNISH them.

      You need government to act as a judge and as a punisher for cases where such incredible acts of destruction of common property is happening.

      But what did the government do? Took the money from the industry, reduced the liability to a pathetic amount of 75 million dollars.

      Government has no clue about this business, just like it has no clue about any business and frankly, that is not what a government should do anyway. How many people exactly would a government have to hire to control all industries and all companies? It is ridiculous how much dead costs would be sunk on that.

      Governments should provide judges and punishment for this kind of behavior and then the Free Market would work, the prices of crude and gas should not be subsidized by any government especially subsidized with the costs of cleanup and liability in case of such incidents.

    21. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by DaveGod · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Without wanting to seem anti-regulation, there is a good argument that regulations tend to set both the floor and the ceiling on standards. If that bar isn't high enough, nobody will surpass it to reach to the necessary point. Any failure has the response - the defence - that all was within regulations.

      Regulating better isn't simply regulating more.

    22. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      Governments are really SUPPOSED to be paid for not in empty promises you know?

      So if the population accepts the costs of this regulatory activity over the market, then I suppose governments would also have to find the right people to do the job, don't they?

      So now imagine what it would cost to maintain a government that was really capable of regulating every industry and every player in every industry.

      The costs would not allow anything else to take place. Ever again.

      The role of government should not be that of a regulator it should be of a judge and of a punisher. The government does not 'know' what is the correct procedure for securing a drilling operation like this one is. I don't think anyone knows how to do this 100% secure, frankly, I am pretty sure that nobody is drilling those holes in the ocean in a way that is insecure in their minds, how much does a rig cost?

      However if a company like BP and their subcontractors, the Transocean and Halliburton knew that they would be judged and they would have to pay the damages, the clean up costs and if they knew that the government would set up a Class Action Lawsuit on behalf of all the people that the government represents to punish the companies involved for destroying the common resource: the ocean, the coasts, the living creatures in the oceans and on the shores, everything. If they knew that the liabilities could be x100 or x1000 the actual damages, well, you would not need regulators from governments. These companies are already doing things that government has no clue about.

      Governments have no clue about pretty much anything, the people are incompetent there, just take a look at SEC and the Madoff case. For years they did not do a thing about him and they were even told what was happening by a whistle-blower. Bernanke was saying: everything is great with economy and the economy was right within the housing bubble, he and the rest of them do not understand and do not see anything.

      So I submit to you that it is not a job that governments can even do and that governments should do what they truly can: judge and punish severely. But that would require a non-corrupt government, wouldn't it?

      But if a government is corrupt, then you cannot trust the regulators, you cannot even trust the government to allow a system where real regulators could even work. The problem it seems, like all other problems, are all about corruption.

    23. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Which is why people who work for companies like this should be paid in stock for the company they're running.

      In addition, all profits should be paid via dividends, and not salaries, and taxed directly and accordingly. Salaries above a certain level should be taxed as excessive income (TBD). Long term stock price gains should be subject to LOWER taxes than income taxes, so that the long term goals override short term goals.

      Additionally, I believe in corporate death penalty, where the assets of the company are seized by the government and put into the treasury, leaving the stock holders empty handed.

      Most people will do anything to lower the risk of losing everything, and it WOULD be self regulating.

      But then again, we live in a Corporate/State oligarchy, where Corporations are the masters of the State that created them.

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    24. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by phantomfive · · Score: 1

      The problem is that the 'they' in your sentences changes over time. 'they' who run the company now want short term profit, so 'they' cut the corners and make lots of money in the years they run it. Later, some new guy takes over when the whole thing goes to crap, and 'they' would be on the hook. The company goes bankrupt. This does not solve the problem.

      Companies like this don't last long. Most companies are not like Enron. Some are, but you have to balance the regulation so it stops bad behavior, but doesn't strangle good behavior.

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    25. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by Wowlapalooza · · Score: 1

      See limitations on liability from spills

      I.e. "less government", in the current prevailing one-dimensional view of U.S. politics (where the only meaningful question to be asked is how "big" government should be; as if something as complex and multi-dimensional as the government of the greatest nation on Earth could be reduced to a single axis or scale). Or, perhaps it didn't occur to you that lawsuits, and the liability concepts on which they are premised, are things that courts adjudicate and enforce, and courts are government entities.

      and years of subsidies (implicit and explicit)

      If by "subsidies" you mean "paid less taxes", then surely that is "less government" as well, right?

      and other anticompetitive, discipline-weakening interventions.

      Seriously, I laughed out loud. You think oil companies, of all the industries we have, would, with less government intervention, develop competitiveness and discipline on their own? Further proof that Libertarians exist in some reality-distortion bubble.

      But at least I admire your courage in speaking up and trying to offer explanations, in the face of a flagrant failure of Big Business to do The Right Thing on its own. Most Libertarians just whistle to themselves and look the other way, when faced with such counterexamples to their distorted world view.

      You describe the choice as between the free market and government oversight. In fact, the free market is not one of the choices offered, but the two main political subdivisions have an interest in making it seem that way.

      While "free market" is obviously a relative term, I think it's quite obvious at this point, to those who don't wear Libertarian-colored glasses, that the oil industry didn't pay enough attention here to safety nor did they develop credible contingency plans for disasters. While I don't see anyone suggesting the one extreme of a complete nationalization/takeover of the oil industry, I do think that an increase in government regulation/oversight is called for, and, knee-jerk politics being knee-jerk politics, probably inevitable regardless of what we ordinary peons prefer. So the oil companies may have to eke out their billions of $$s of profits under a slightly-less "free" regime than that to which they have become accustomed. Quel dommage.

    26. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except there is also this thing called investors. And THEY will be real pissed when a few companies start falling flat and may actually decide it's in THEIR interest to hold execs accountable for those short term bets. Unless the investors are in it for the short term as well; in which case they are as much to blame.

    27. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by TheFlamingoKing · · Score: 1

      There is no "system". Push hard enough, and every libertarian will eventually find some position where they're uncomfortable enough with the idea of true "freedom" as to desire a legislated authoritarian solution. Push any authoritarian, and you'll find some position where they're uncomfortable enough with the idea of the use of government force as to desire a hands-off approach.

      I don't know what the answer is, but I can tell you, it doesn't lie in calling every liberal a socialist. It doesn't come from straw man arguments that reducing the size of government means privatized roads and fire departments. The answer, like all things, is neither black nor white.

    28. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by mangu · · Score: 0

      So....the solution is to regulate them less?

        Color me skeptical.

        Like the financial disaster,

      Let me see, the government paid $750 billion to rescue failed banks. Don't you think the government should have paid less than that?

      Or do you mean to say that rescuing failed companies is not an example of government regulation?

      You see, regulation works both ways. If you give the corporations very detailed guidelines on what they can and cannot do, then you are responsible for the results.

      The "sub-prime" market bubble that started the current economic crisis was largely the result of government regulations that restricted the banks' autonomy to refuse credit to high-risk clients. When millions of people can claim they were refused mortgages because they belong to a racial minority, this cannot end well.

      Yes, by all means, let's have less regulation.

    29. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by cowscows · · Score: 1

      Your strawman is that there was some regulation, so that proves that regulation doesn't work. Perhaps BP should argue that they had some mechanical safeguards at the well head that were supposed to keep this leak from happening and those safeguards didn't stop this disaster, so obviously the lesson here is that safeguards are not the answer.

      If you're arguing that government is inherently so corrupt and incompetent that it's impossible for it ever to regulate effectively and so we should stop trying, that's a slightly more valid argument, but I'm going to have to disagree with you. It's not an easy problem, but that doesn't mean we shouldn't try.

      We're talking about giant, ridiculously wealthy multinational corporations. The government is the only hope that people have of making any sort of stand against them. The fact that it's imperfect and requires serious work to function properly is a shame, but I fail to see how doing nothing would be any better.

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    30. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by TheFlamingoKing · · Score: 1

      My straw man is satire, just an echo of the OPs argument in reverse.

      If I were to argue anything, I would argue that the current system failed because of corporatism or "crony capitalism". Because of government regulations, BP has a ceiling limit on what it is liable for in damages. They may pay more, but that's really an issue of public image rather than legal liability (some would argue this is what keeps BP in check in the absence of gov't regulations, but I'm not even arguing for less regulation). Government is aiding BP, in exchange for money to win future political campaigns. BP gets to try and make as much money as possible free from the regulations that hamper its competition, thanks to government.

      Pro-capitalists blame the government. Anti-capitalists blame the corporations. This is a false dichotomy: both groups share blame, because the system is increasingly set up so that the two of those groups benefit. Meanwhile the third group, the people, have to suffer.

      "We're talking about giant, ridiculously wealthy multinational corporations. The government is the only hope that people have of making any sort of stand against them."

      This is where we get into opinion that neither of us can argue. I don't fear a corporation, because they only have as much power over me as I give them. I fear the government, because they have a monopoly on legal use of physical force. A corporation cannot come into my home, armed and without invite; the police can. A corporation cannot falsely imprison a person without consequence; the government can. BP is giant and ridiculously wealthy precisely because the government enables that behavior through back-office deals and anti-competitive laws. They create a system where I have little choice but to buy gasoline from BP, because regulation and favoritism has made it too costly for any new competition to do business against BP.

      As I said, I'm not arguing that the existing rules on off-shore drilling should be eliminated. That's someone else's straw man opinion of the libertarian position. I'm arguing that, even with all the perfect regulations in place, BP can just pay some Senator and somehow get temporary exclusion from those regulations. Regardless of what other problems the "free-market" may come with (and libertarians rarely argue that those bad things don't happen, just that government tends to make them worse), at least "hands-off" capitalism means that the politicians can't give favors to these corporations and enable this kind of behavior further.

    31. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by thechao · · Score: 1

      Big Government did it.

    32. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by sourcerror · · Score: 1

      2. Individuals being held criminally accountable for corporate behavoir

      You mean the laissez-faire policy were lynching?

    33. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by rollingcalf · · Score: 1

      "However if a company like BP and their subcontractors, the Transocean and Halliburton knew that they would be judged and they would have to pay the damages, the clean up costs and if they knew that the government would set up a Class Action Lawsuit on behalf of all the people that the government represents to punish the companies involved for destroying the common resource: the ocean, the coasts, the living creatures in the oceans and on the shores, everything. If they knew that the liabilities could be x100 or x1000 the actual damages, well, you would not need regulators from governments."

      It is not sufficient to punish the companies; the individuals running the company also need to be held accountable. Otherwise, the CEO and upper management can just walk away with the wealth that was accumulated during the good times, leaving the company behind to suffer after the disaster. To be effective, the penalties would have to include some combination of prison time and seizing the personal wealth of those responsible.

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    34. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by uncqual · · Score: 1
      Although I generally agree with your premise...

      2. Individuals being held criminally accountable for corporate behavior

      That's a pretty high bar.

      Mere inadvertent oversight or bad judgment isn't criminal. Although extraordinary negligence can in some cases be criminal, that doesn't cover very many cases.

      We don't yet know enough about this case, but who should be criminally negligent?

      • The low level guys on the rig who made some bad decisions and/or agreed to continue working knowing that at least one of the contributing factors existed?
      • The highest executive who knew about the individual BOP problems (there is probably no one very high up that knew about either the individual problems or the collection of all the problems)?
      • The CEO and all the board members "because they should have known and insure that processes were implemented to prevent anything slipping through the cracks"?

      If we move the bar too low for criminal negligence in the US, programmers will just go to work for WalMart as greeters.

      I sure as heck am not going to risk 20 years in jail because I didn't fully test and verify every edge case in every runtime routine my code calls - even though I "should" on the off chance that my code may eventually, in some obscure way, end up killing someone (such as, the wrong answer from a database query results in ordering too many tons of potatoes for a Walmart store and while trying to stack the extra potatoes, a worker is crushed) :)

      In any event, I certainly can't expect the CEO to be any more liable for her work than I am for mine. (The corporation is of course equally liable for both our work).

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    35. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      I agree, that is logical and that was something even US did over 60 years ago, when 'white collar' crime was actually still prosecuted correctly, by criminal courts. But again, this is corruption, otherwise how can anybody at all explain why the Goldman Sachs and Citigroup and so on management, CEOs, CFOs etc. walk away with millions and even billions of dollars in compensation?

      This is corruption, it is all throughout the system, it needs to be flushed somehow and it is not going away on its own.

    36. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a better idea: let's toss all of the teabaggers and Rand-bots into the Gulf. It won't soak up any of the oil, but at least we won't have to listen to their misguided, bootstrappy philosophies anymore.

    37. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If there was no regulation, things would be even worse. There would be no need for BP to pay any attention to safety or the environment, and this would result in BP drilling as cheaply as possible to save the shareholders money. Oil spills would be nothing but 'collateral damage', a cost of doing business. Not only that, with nobody to regulate things, the entire Gulf coast would be nothing but oil rigs as far as the eye can see. Big metal eyesores, smelly dead seas of black -- sounds like a Libertarian utopia!

    38. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One thing I am curious about is whether or not any current regulations weren't being enforced. If some regulations were being laxly enforced, would proper enforcement have prevented this disaster? That is one question that I think does need to be answered before we go passing more regulations, but that's all part of any real effort to find out what would have prevented this.

      In response to a nephew post to mine by Beezlebub33, I think it may be necessary to concoct some sort of criminal negligence legislation to deal with executives who do things like he describes; running a company in such a way that a costly disaster occurs and leaving the company with a healthy severance package and letting the company also deal with the impact of that executives decisions.

      Of course this is armchair politics on my part, but at first glance this seems reasonable, no?

    39. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without that juicy legislation by Congress, they would have been damn sure their stuff was safe, because they would be on the hook for the entire damages otherwise.

      And back in the real world, they wouldn't be liable for the full amount anyway. All that would change is the details of the insurance policy they took out, and their monthly premium.

      Trying to claim "Congress" forced them choose between a $75 million cap and safety is total BS, as a corporation they would find a way to limit their liability the cheapest way they could - as the risk grows they'd just pay some other company to assume it.

    40. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by thoth · · Score: 1

      Sorry, you'd still need the government to enforce the rules here. Otherwise, BP would just take out an insurance policy to cap their liability you describe in #1 - so for your solution to have any teeth at all "somebody" would have to force BP to assume the risk/liability, and who would that "somebody" be?

      How would the radical free-market libertarians handle this situation: BP has an insurance contract and the insurer can't cover the costs and goes bankrupt? Or in general, a company offloads liability to another one? Force BP to pay - but wait, can't do that, I thought contracts were the highest form of law for libertarians? Wouldn't forcing limits on insurance be horrible government interference?

      Would you a) disallow this situation (hmmm... sounds like government intervention), or b) force insurance companies to effectively bond this situation (hm... more government intervention), or c) shift liability back to the parent if insurance can't cover it (more intervention).

      Basically, I'm completely skeptical the free market answer wouldn't just be: BP want to drill, spins off a subsidiary to insure parent (or starts a new company) - one that plans to die in bankruptcy should a disaster mean substantial payouts.

    41. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

      The answer, like all things, is neither black nor white.

      I agree completely.

    42. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by jeff4747 · · Score: 1

      In this case, the regulation that should have been removed was the Oil Spill Liability Trust Fund, which limits oil companies' total liability in case of an oil spill to $75 million.

      Fortunately, the law has a 'gross negligence' clause removing that cap. Given the revelations today about the blowout preventer, BP and Transocean are going to have a very hard time arguing they weren't negligent.

    43. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Blame the oil lobbyists and Senator Murkowski of Alaska who oppose raising the limit to 10 Billion because it would hurt mom and pop oil drillers.

    44. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by careysub · · Score: 1

      ... Without that juicy legislation by Congress, they would have been damn sure their stuff was safe, because they would be on the hook for the entire damages otherwise...

      Right. BP's corporate misfeasance is Congresses fault, because we know corporation always act in an optimal way to preserve their long-term self-interest and would never cut corners otherwise to risk horribly expensive disasters.

      Let's look at something that BP was responsible for less than four years ago: the Alaska oil pipeline shutdown (http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14219844/).

      Set aside the environmental aspects of the spill entirely and just focus on how BP managed that pipeline which delivered 8% of U.S. oil consumption and $30 million of revenue a day. Obviously in possession of such a cash cow, BP's enlightened self-interest ensured that they would keep that pipeline in good condition so that that billion-dollar-a-month gusher would never dry up. But did they? Nooo... they cut corners on maintenance and suffered an entirely avoidable shutdown.

      The Libertarian notion, taken up by many non-Libertarian right wingers also -- that regulation is unnecessary since the discipline of the marketplace guarantees good corporate behavior and citizenship (And maximizes economic performance in the short and long terms! Really, no downside at all it seems!) -- is a quaint bit of Nineteenth Century economic utopianism.

      Although pointing in a different direction, this "perfect free market" notion is strikingly similar to the character of Marxist thought - another bit of economic fantasy literature harkening back to the 1800s. Both are elegant theoretical structures, so pleasing to its adherents, that the naked evidence of its disastrous failures (and thus the falsity of their premises) in the real world go entirely unacknowledged.

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    45. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by sac13 · · Score: 1

      So, how come Laissez-Faire, don't-tell-corporations-how-to-run-themselves, deregulation didn't stop this from happening? It doesn't make any sense! I mean BP is an oil company. Can you guys help me blame this on Big Government?

      Deregulated != unregulated. And why didn't the regulation of coal mines keep those miners from losing their lives despite the number of failed inspections leading up to it? Regulation doesn't work either.

      Regulation just means some of the profits have to be funneled to politicians. It doesn't mean people will never do bad things. It just means that when they do, politicians will say it's not regulated enough... which is politician speak for, "we want a bigger share of the profits."

      As for how to blame this on big government, without the protectionist policies of "regulation" most of these big corporations would crumble under the pressure of smaller, more efficient competition. When congress is handing out new regulations, the lobbyists are there to make sure enough of them create substantial barriers to competition making it impossible for anyone that's not already a big player in the game to get in.

      I never understand how people are distrustful of multitudes of multi-billion dollar companies fighting each other for money, but perfectly comfortable with a multi-trillion dollar government that has a perfect monopoly and can kill you if it deems that necessary. Both are made up of people. You give people enough power, there going to do corrupt things in their own interest. Surely you're not suggesting government is without faults? Or does that depend on who's residing at 1600 Penn Ave? If so, that's an even better reason to not trust them.

      We're nowhere near laissez-faire. We never have been. If we were, government wouldn't even recognize corporations as entities. That's the kind of liberal I am. I don't want my government to recognize anything but individuals. And, if any individual didn't practice due diligence and caused this spill, they should be locked up for life for theft of the diminished value of everything impacted.

      Regardless... you can't act like there is no government regulation here. And, you can't pretend that government regulation does anything but give the guys with the lawyers a new back door way to screw us while the honest little guys are shutout of the game because of it.

    46. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by kingramon0 · · Score: 1

      I never said that the free market is perfect. There is no perfect solution; we are human beings, after all.

      I just think that government regulations, as well-intentioned as they may be, too often have unintended consequences. I think the market can do a better job, not a perfect one.

    47. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by kingramon0 · · Score: 1

      Lobbyists would have no sway if the government simply stuck to its Constitutionally delegated powers. The only reason they lobby to keep the limit low, is because Congress purports to have the legal ability to limit it in the first place!

      The Constitution does not authorize it, however. I think a careful reading of the Constitution will show that the founders respected contracts and property rights, and did not intend for Congress to wield this particular power.

    48. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by kingramon0 · · Score: 1

      I haven't heard about that clause, but a letter from the administration to BP asking for clarification of their intentions would seem to suggest that the administration thinks the cap still applies.

      Anyway, the administration has granted them numerous waivers for various aspects of the drilling, so I'm not sure how it could be ruled as negligence without also implicating the Obama administration.

    49. Re:Need some Libertarian clarification by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Additionally, I believe in corporate death penalty, where the assets of the company are seized by the government and put into the treasury, leaving the stock holders empty handed.

      What about their creditors? Like the banks that lent them money, or the VC firms that financed them, in exchange for preferred stock?

      Also, executives already get stock in their companies. Of course this is in addition to their salaries. Stock is typically issued to execs of any company on a frequent basis, which they sell and collect huge profits on long before any potential issue could hurt the company.

      Stock alone doesn't put food on the table, and it doesn't make financial sense for most companies to pay out dividends, executives wouldn't stand for that, unless they were Google, the company would die just from the irregular compensation practices.

      Totally unreasonable to expect executives to convert their company's business risks into a risk of personal bankruptcy.

  12. HOW by s122604 · · Score: 1

    Did this ever get green lit?

    Put your hands up, and step slowly away from the crack pipe....

    1. Re:HOW by Knara · · Score: 1

      Did this ever get green lit? Put your hands up, and step slowly away from the crack pipe....

      Normally I wouldn't agree with you, as Slashdot has often greenlit articles of dubious value

      But man, someone sure went off the deep end on this one and needs a good dick punching.

  13. That much oil? by slapout · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Wait. There's that much oil there? I thought the environmentalists said we needed to find other power sources because we were going to run out of oil soon.

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    1. Re:That much oil? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      IIRC, the US uses ~12 million barrels a day. We only have enough oil for 10-20 years more. it takes ~10 years to transition off of oil.

    2. Re:That much oil? by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

      Maybe the environmentalists are aliens with lifespans of thousands of years?

    3. Re:That much oil? by whisper_jeff · · Score: 1

      If we keep dumping it into the ocean, we'll run out...

      (My sense of "this is a disgusting natural disaster that we need to take seriously and solve now" lost its battle with my sense of "I can be a smartass and make a joke". Sorry...)

    4. Re:That much oil? by notommy · · Score: 1

      Environmentalists with credentials like the author of that idiotic article. I actually had someone tell me he was an environmentalist when I asked what he did. And when I asked what sciences he studied in university, turned out he is a history major. How could that possibly help? Just reading something other scientists have published does not make you a scientist!

      Too many obnoxious people describe themselves to be environmentalists because that's the cool thing to do now. When you read a claim made by someone, see what their credentials are. David Suzuki and David Attenborough for example are proper environmentalists. The guy who couldn't beat Bush in an election however, quoting JC, is not.

      PS: Even though my two examples' name were David, not all actual environmentalists are named that.

    5. Re:That much oil? by AnonymousClown · · Score: 1

      Wait. There's that much oil there? I thought the environmentalists said we needed to find other power sources because we were going to run out of oil soon.

      Oh boy.

      Considering the exponentially increasing demand for oil, this was a drop in the bucket.

      We can drill until we're blue in the face and we'll never find enough oil to keep prices where they are at now.

      There are over 7 billion people in the World who want to live like us Americans. We, all 300 million of us, use roughly 25% of the World's oil.

      So, tell me how those numbers can work?

      Personally, even if there was enough oil to keep up I wouldn't want it - I'm tired of having to deal with smog 3 months out of the year.

      Clean energy to keep my eyes from burning and coughing up flem during the Summers. I want to enjoy summer again!

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    6. Re:That much oil? by element-o.p. · · Score: 2, Insightful

      We only have enough oil for 10-20 years more.

      Call me cynical, but I've been hearing that for the last 30 years.

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  14. Wait by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1

    ...from a reserve nearly as large as the Gulf of Mexico containing trillions of barrels of oil

    hmmm..I thought we passed peak oil? Yes, this leak/accident is absolutely horrendous and should be prevented from happening in future at all costs.
    But which is it...has it already peaked, or 'trillions of barrels' left?

    1. Re:Wait by GreatAntibob · · Score: 4, Informative

      Both can be true, actually.

      Peak oil doesn't mean we've run out or that we're nearly running out. It means we've reached the maximum yearly production. At some point, extracting additional oil becomes incredibly expensive, and our production falls off. After that point, there's still oil, but we can't extract as much as we used to. So, even if we've hit peak oil, there's decades of production left. And if we haven't hit peak oil, there's an additional buffer of several decades. But even in the most optimistic industry estimates, peak oil is happening within the next 50-70 years.

    2. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...But which is it...has it already peaked, or 'trillions of barrels' left?

      It doesn't matter. In fact, if they discovered FREE oil for all and forever we would still be hooped. We absolutely need to find a clean source of power before we turn the entire planet into a very unpleasant place to live.

    3. Re:Wait by liquiddark · · Score: 5, Informative

      The current estimate for total world reserves is just over 1 trillion, so this guy is just a total idiot.

    4. Re:Wait by Quantumplation · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that a single trillion barrels of oil equates to about 159 CUBIC KILOMETERS of oil, not to mention multiple trillions.

      Citation

    5. Re:Wait by Quantumplation · · Score: 1

      not to mention multiple trillions = let alone multiple trillions

    6. Re:Wait by CraftyJack · · Score: 1

      But which is it...has it already peaked, or 'trillions of barrels' left?

      Maybe that depends on how fast they can stop the leak?

    7. Re:Wait by blair1q · · Score: 1, Insightful

      We won't tail off. We'll drop off a cliff.

      Production and consumption are continuing to rise.

      Based on current estimates of proved and predicted reserves, we have 30-50 years of oil left.

      And when it ends, it won't be a slow degradation in the flow. it will be more like the straw gurgling in the bottom of your Coke. It was flowing happily at full speed and then suddenly there was nothing left to pump.

      The alternative is, as individual superproducers hit their own local bottom-of-the-barrel situations, the remainder will react to the reduced competition by raising prices. But they will also raise production. The end-users may slow consumption or switch more of their consumption to more-efficient systems, but that will be a slowing of the growth, not a downturn.

      if the imbalances in production take on certain configurations, you can expect it to invade geopolitical stability, as it always has. So in some cases the flow will be maintained by the spilling of blood and the destruction of cultures, as it always has.

      So if you're one of the lucky ones it will be just like the gurgling of a straw, and not the burping of a machine gun.

    8. Re:Wait by BlackSnake112 · · Score: 1

      We have been hitting peak oil since the 1970s according to 'experts'.

    9. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But even in the most optimistic industry estimates, peak oil is happening within the next 50-70 years.

      Excellent, excellent. My advisers and consultants assure me that sustainable fusion will be achieved no later than thirty years hence.

    10. Re:Wait by vbraga · · Score: 1

      No, it won't. Do you have any source to back you up?

      When reserves decline to a critical point, more oil recovery processes will be done. More deep offshore drilling will be done. And so on. For sure at some point a critical cost of extraction it will be hit and there'll be a great pressure to move to other energy sources. Oil extraction will still go on because it will be still be wildly useful as a raw material - for things like polymers, for an example. Look at your computer. Chances are you typing this post in a oil-made piece of plastic.

      As oil prices rise there may be political instability? For sure.

      But there's no Mad Max scenario coming. You're scaremongering.

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    11. Re:Wait by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

      One of the main ideas behind peak oil isn't that the world is out of oil. Instead, what we are approaching is the point where the energy and financial costs of extracting the oil from the earth is going to make it stop being practical.

      This whole disaster is an illustration of this fact. Because they are drilling 4 miles down through the crust, a mile under the ocean, this whole operation is extremely complicated. The more complicated something is, the more likely something is going to go wrong. When things go poorly, costs go up. Even though BP is going to sleaze their way out of as much responsibility as possible, they are still taking a huge financial loss, which is all part of the equation.

    12. Re:Wait by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Current global oil reserve estimates - including proven and unproven reserves - is less than 1 trillion barrels of oil. That's basically the oil they know for a fact is there, and the oil they think might be there. It does not account for oil that shows up out of left field, which can be significant. Even so, the proven and unproven reserves would last us about 30 years, and any new discoveries will extend that.

      Basically, if the GoM has "trillions of barrels of oil", we're set, and there is no energy crisis as we have enough in one region to last us a hundred years or more. We can let Solar power and nuclear power keep puttering along until it's actually a decent replacement energy source for oil and coal in that time, and we'll be all set. By then global warming due to CO2 emissions will have turned the earth into a tropical paradise to boot, what's not to love?

      BTW, I'm totally anti-wind and tidal power. I don't think that's ever a good idea. Just think about where you're getting all that energy from and what might happen if you were actually able to extract a significant portion of that energy out of the air or sea. Your options with these two types of power are either inefficiency such that you never extract a significant portion of energy (in which case, why bother?), or you wind up causing ecological disasters on massive scales, making a piddly 300,000 barrel oil spill look like a duck fart.

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    13. Re:Wait by libkarl2 · · Score: 1

      The current estimate for total world reserves is just over 1 trillion,

      Sauce plz.

      Thanks in advance.

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    14. Re:Wait by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Based on current estimates of proved and predicted reserves, we have 30-50 years of oil left.

      You've got to remember that does not in any way take into account undiscovered reservoirs. The predicted reserves are areas where they have found oil, but have not yet proved the quantities of the well. Check wikipedia for where the terms come from.

      For example, I work on the North Slope oil field in Alaska. We were supposed to run out of oil over a decade ago, yet we keep on producing. The estimated size of the field has been continually adjusted since its discovery, from 10 billion barrels 36 years ago to over 25 billion barrels today. We have extracted about half of what is in the reservoir, the only question is whether or not we'll be able to extract the rest - we keep coming up with new techniques for that. ;)

      The same is true of all oil fields. There is an amount we are pretty sure is there, but there is also an amount beyond that which could be there. It could be a lot more or a lot less than what the experts think. There isn't really any way of knowing until you actually pull it up.

      There are also yet to be discovered sources of oil. For example, I imagine there are loads of reservoirs out in the Pacific, which we have no way of knowing where they are currently. Well, someone will figure out a way, and our predicted oil reserves will spike yet again.

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    15. Re:Wait by liquiddark · · Score: 2, Informative

      Is the DOE good enough? Probably not, but whatever:

      http://www.eia.doe.gov/emeu/international/reserves.html

    16. Re:Wait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most optimistic predictions say oil will peak in 2030, most realists say oil is peaking now. And yes we will never technically run out of oil, but it will become so expensive that most people wont be able to afford it. Oil at $130 for no good reason was the first clear sign of peak oil, and now after a major recession oil should NOT be trading at $80.

    17. Re:Wait by Black+Gold+Alchemist · · Score: 1
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    18. Re:Wait by libkarl2 · · Score: 1

      From Source:

      World Proved(1) Reserves of Oil and Natural Gas, Most Recent Estimates

      World Proved.... Okay lets see what that means...

      Again, from source:

      Proved reserves are estimated quantities that analysis of geologic and engineering data demonstrates with reasonable certainty are recoverable under existing economic and operating conditions.

      Okay. Supports (not proves) the argument that the reserves in the Gulf of Mexico probably only contain millions or perhaps billions, as opposed to trillions of barrels of oil.

      Is the DOE good enough?

      Normally I'd say yes, but I can't find ANY specifically mentioned offshore data in the rows. I can't find any of the major offshore reserves in this data. I'm not joking either. I looked.

      Perhaps I am simply misunderstanding the data. But then again, I'm not attempting to use this data to prove that "this guy is just a total idiot".

      Probably not, but whatever

      You're probably right, but whatever.

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    19. Re:Wait by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      Actually the problem is not when production peaks, but when production cannot keep up with demand. At that point prices will rise rapidly, even if production continues to grow. A fall off in production will only exacerbate the price rises, and the rapid decline in production that peak oil predicts will make oil too expensive for many parts of the world, severely limiting their growth and ability to produce food and goods.

      The problem is not the lack of oil per se, but the lack of cheap oil.

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    20. Re:Wait by vitatyranni · · Score: 1

      The US, yes. The world, sometime around now-ish.

    21. Re:Wait by liquiddark · · Score: 1

      Proved is the only quantity that matters - it is the only one that has a legitimate engineering and science basis. When the claim is orders of magnitude larger than any single country's total proved reserves, it's beyond wrong. If the argument was about ultimately recoverable resource for the field, you could maybe justify several times the proved resource - that's the general trend - but even then it would be in the billions. Any number in the trillions simply has no place in the discussion.

      It's not interesting that you can't find offshore reserves in the rows, given the rows are all combined resources for individual countries, which each have their own offshore resource - Newfoundland's several oil fields contribute a significant part of the 2007 Canadian total, for example.

      Claiming trillions of barrels from a single reserve makes this guy a total idiot. Here's why: When was the last time you heard about this particular reserve? Economists, analysts, and oil industry spokesmen talk about individual Saudi fields (Ghawar in particular) by name constantly, and those have "merely" several billions of barrels each, which turns out to be almost unimaginably rich for single resources. If the Gulf resource was anywhere near trillions of barrels of oil it would show up every time someone said the word "oil" on tv. For comparison, the Tiber well, another Gulf well they're really interested in drilling despite having to go 35000 feet deep to get at it, has maybe 3 billion barrels. Every oilhound would be slavering over a trillion-barrel resource at every available opportunity. But they're not, because no such creature is known to exist, and the fact that the guy wrote it that way makes him a total idiot who who clearly isn't paying nearly enough attention to what he's doing and has nowhere near the needed level of informedness to discuss the matter.

  15. a prophecy fulfilled by farble1670 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    what i like is how the linked article quotes the bible,

    Revelation 8:8: "The second angel sounded his trumpet, and something like a huge mountain, all ablaze [appearance of the burning rig and slick], was thrown into the sea. A third of the sea turned into blood, a third of the living creatures in the sea died, and a third of the ships were destroyed."

    neat.

    1. Re:a prophecy fulfilled by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Funny

      Meh. I won’t be worried about that until verse 7 happens...

      The first angel sounded his trumpet, and there came hail and fire mixed with blood, and it was hurled down upon the earth. A third of the earth was burned up, a third of the trees were burned up, and all the green grass was burned up.

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    2. Re:a prophecy fulfilled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, hasn't Brazil been busy burning out rainforest for cattle pasture? :D

    3. Re:a prophecy fulfilled by infinite9 · · Score: 1

      Revelation 8 and the trumpets are during the tribulation and after the rapture of the church. We're all still here, so this clearly can't be a fulfillment of that bit of prophecy.

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    4. Re:a prophecy fulfilled by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      Rapture comes from the same root word as RAPE. Meaning: "to be carried off with violence". /.ers should enjoy that one.

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    5. Re:a prophecy fulfilled by IndigoDarkwolf · · Score: 1

      Meh. I won’t be worried about that until verse 7 happens...

      Eh, Katla is just erupting a little later than its little brother, Eyjafjallajökull.

    6. Re:a prophecy fulfilled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We're all still here, so this clearly can't be a fulfillment of that bit of prophecy.

      Or maybe you aren't the Christians you think you are...

      Apologies in advance if my little joke actually shakes anyone's faith.

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    7. Re:a prophecy fulfilled by apoc.famine · · Score: 1

      Shit....I'm moving my cat grass away from anything flammable then.....

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    8. Re:a prophecy fulfilled by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      Actually that reading is pretty far from mainstream orthodox Christian teaching, even within protestantism. Pre-millennial dispensationalism is a minority view among theologians and almost unheard of outside the USA.

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    9. Re:a prophecy fulfilled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If that was the second angel, what was the first angel?

  16. Who is this guy... by kidgenius · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...and what are his credentials? It says he's a SW engineer with expereince across many technical areas, but I still dont' see how that makes him an expert on estimating flow volumes, etc. He doens't provide sources or backup anything he says. It comes off more as fear-mongering than anything else, especially seeing as he even quotes bible verses.

    1. Re:Who is this guy... by nedlohs · · Score: 1

      The articles compares this to a prophecy in the bible. I think you can work out which basket the whole article goes in just based on that snippet.

    2. Re:Who is this guy... by PolygamousRanchKid+ · · Score: 1

      ...and what are his credentials?

      He did see this film: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crack_in_the_World

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    3. Re:Who is this guy... by Bemopolis · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Hey, it doesn't stop all of the software engineers here giving their unqualified opinions on climatology.

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    4. Re:Who is this guy... by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      ...and what are his credentials? It says he's a SW engineer with expereince across many technical areas, but I still dont' see how that makes him an expert on estimating flow volumes, etc.

      Maybe he's badass at ?

      "Yo baybee!! My leet data-flow Al Gee Rhythms own j00 oil spillz!!"

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    5. Re:Who is this guy... by pclminion · · Score: 2, Funny

      Hey, it doesn't stop all of the software engineers here giving their unqualified opinions on climatology.

      Or software engineering, for that matter.

    6. Re:Who is this guy... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, it doesn't stop all of the software engineers here giving their unqualified opinions on climatology.

      Although all these unqualified software engineers have thousands of qualified scientists backing those opinions... This guy, not so much.

  17. This just doesn't make any sense... by MarcQuadra · · Score: 4, Informative

    There aren't 'trillions' of barrels under this particular well. It's not like collapsing this well would cause all the other wells to collapse too. And as far as I know, the likelihood of this deposit collapsing is very, very low; unmeasurably low.

    So far, oil isn't even washing up on beaches in any appreciable way. A huge portion of the area is an oxygen-depleted, polluted 'dead zone' anyway because of the Mississippi. Last I checked, only -two- birds had been collected for cleaning. Only about 4% of the gulf is blocked-off from fishing, and the larger fisheries aren't even expecting much damage, they're taking a 'wait and see' stance.

    Still, (as of yet) clean beaches and untainted food seem to scare consumers away from vacations and shrimp, not because there's a risk, but because most consumers are total alarmist bozos, just like most career-environmentalists.

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    1. Re:This just doesn't make any sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thanks for rationalizing your stupidity.

    2. Re:This just doesn't make any sense... by John+Pfeiffer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Still, (as of yet) clean beaches and untainted food seem to scare consumers away from vacations and shrimp, not because there's a risk, but because most consumers are total alarmist bozos, just like most career-environmentalists.

      Agreed. Personally, my reaction to the situation is "Eh, whatever." and will likely remain such right up until there's a flaming cloud of shit hanging overhead. Freaking the hell out never improves situations.

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    3. Re:This just doesn't make any sense... by blair1q · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Your reach far exceeds your grasp.

      "Last I checked"? You mean that slideshow you clicked-through to yesterday?

      The alarmist bozos we need to be paying attention to here are the ones who said that this wouldn't happen and any attempt to regulate it was communist in nature. And the attention we need to be paying is in how long a rope to throw over how high of a tree limb for them to swing from.

    4. Re:This just doesn't make any sense... by Shakrai · · Score: 1

      Freaking the hell out never improves situations.

      No, but it does get people to watch your TV show and buy your newspapers.

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    5. Re:This just doesn't make any sense... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      I was going to stay out of this one... since he thinks the well casing is 5' diameter... but one interesting argument he has is that the natural gas is being absorbed into the water (thus starving the water of O2). I assume it is supposed to work like cryogenic distillation, although it is hard to understand how it would work in such a turbulent upwelling.

      It is logical enough that there is significant oil distillates trapped in thermoclines below the surface, it is just hard to guess how much.

    6. Re:This just doesn't make any sense... by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

      How about leaving room on that rope for owners of hotels in front of clean beaches that are filing for damages for 'lost business'? Or the fishermen who are staying home (also filing suit) instead of going a few miles out of the way to approved fishing grounds?

      Listen, this is an environmental disaster, no doubt about it. It needs to get plugged. The rules have to get changed to have more safety mechanisms and stricter BOP checkups, for sure. I'm no BP apologist. What's pissing me off is when I hear that this will 'devastate' areas that it will likely only 'affect'. This will not be the end of the Gulf, it will not be the end of the ocean (as I've heard some folks say). The volume might exceed the Valdez, but there is a totally different set of circumstances here that will likely make this -far- less of a problem than the Sierra Club crowd is predicting.

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    7. Re:This just doesn't make any sense... by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The methane released (and absorbed) likely pales in comparison to what's generated by the sediment in a few square miles of ocean anyway.

      I work next to the ocean, the water is between 2 and 8 feet deep (tidal), it sits there bubbling methane all freaking day.

      Also, I did the math a few days ago, but the Mississippi dumps more petroleum distillates into the gulf on a daily basis than a 5,000 bbl oil spill does. Remember, this area of water is the watershed for a huge portion of the country. Every drop of oil that drips off the bottom of a car, every ounce of paint that gets into septic systems in the midwest works its way down to this outlet.

      The big problem here likely won't be the oil in the environment as a whole, it's the -concentration- of it in some places. The gulf is huge, that will be a mitigating factor, but I'm sure some places will get 'bunches' of oil that cause localized problems.

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    8. Re:This just doesn't make any sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There aren't 'trillions' of barrels under this particular well. It's not like collapsing this well would cause all the other wells to collapse too. And as far as I know, the likelihood of this deposit collapsing is very, very low; unmeasurably low.

      And the likelihood of an oil rig explosion damaging the emergency cut off valve is very, very low; unmeasurably low...

      Guess we have *nothing* to worry about because things with "unmeasurably low" chances of happening never do...

    9. Re:This just doesn't make any sense... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      Hotel owners have lost business because tourists are cancelling trips on the belief that the beach will be polluted regardless of its current state.

      Fishermen don't just barge into waters fished by other fishermen. That does none of them any good, and depletes those zones, too.

      The only thing making this less of a disaster than it could be is the hundreds of miles of boom that have been laid out since the disaster began. And that isn't cheap, so what we're doing is turning an environmental disaster into a financial one that can be bottled up and presented to the CFO at BP for reimbursement.

      Its potential, which grows as a direct result of underestimating it, is to cause a catastrophe across the entire gulf coast. And it doesn't take a sudden release of the entire contents of the oil field for that to happen.

    10. Re:This just doesn't make any sense... by MarcQuadra · · Score: 1

      Actually, if we take the number of gallons we've pumped from deep-sea drilling and divide it by the number spilled in blowouts (which there have been, this is not the first time this has happened), we have a number. It's very tiny number, but it's actionable, and you could feed it to policy makers and actuaries.

      Thinking that a single blowout will collapse the crust of the earth and cause neighboring deposits to rupture is sort of like thinking that I could blow up a skyscraper by flicking a cigarette butt at it. Sorry, just ain't gonna happen.

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    11. Re:This just doesn't make any sense... by Mab_Mass · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, the fish aren't uniformly distributed across the entire gulf. Instead, they are concentrated where the food sources are.

      Take shrimp for example. Shrimp fishing takes place right along the wetland boundaries, where the oil is heading right now. These areas are already in serious danger from a variety of sources - good search a few things like "Louisiana wetland loss" and educate yourself.

      When this oil starts to really hit these areas, it stands a damn good chance of destroying this very fragile area.

    12. Re:This just doesn't make any sense... by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      you may be interested in this, http://s3.amazonaws.com/thf_media/2006/pdf/wm1140.pdf The heritage foundation's memo regarding oil drilling from 2006

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    13. Re:This just doesn't make any sense... by ErikZ · · Score: 1

      Are you saying that oil platforms are *unregulated*?

      Because if not, that means they're regulated, and this happened. What's your solution then? More regulation?

      How much fail do you wish to apply before you realize you're using fail?

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    14. Re:This just doesn't make any sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      People only get so much time off work, and travel costs money, and if you bring the kids they have expectations that their parents have set and want to meet. Before you rip on vacationers, maybe you should check the red clown hair you yourself seem to be sporting before you call prudent people bozos.

      And tie those big shoes before you trip.

    15. Re:This just doesn't make any sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      So far, oil isn't even washing up on beaches in any appreciable way. A huge portion of the area is an oxygen-depleted, polluted 'dead zone' anyway because of the Mississippi. Last I checked, only -two- birds had been collected for cleaning. Only about 4% of the gulf is blocked-off from fishing, and the larger fisheries aren't even expecting much damage, they're taking a 'wait and see' stance.

      There are millions of gallons of oil in the gulf right now and millions more on the way. It's not a question of whether that oil is going to end up on the beach, it's simply a question of when and which beaches. A little bit of fortuitous weather is the only reason we're speaking about this in the future tense rather than the present.

      Or if you'll forgive an analogy: our car just went over the railing and we're headed towards the rocks a thousand feet below. Technically speaking we're not yet a bloody, blackened smear. But that shouldn't comfort you much, or at least not for very long.

      Still, (as of yet) clean beaches and untainted food seem to scare consumers away from vacations and shrimp, not because there's a risk, but because most consumers are total alarmist bozos, just like most career-environmentalists.

      So people are being rational and using their god-given predictive abilities to make guesses about likely near-term events. What a bunch of bozos.

      I don't know much about the shrimp, but I'm on vacation in the gulf side of Florida right now and the local news has basically been telling me that the local beach could become a toxic smear if/when the wind shifts in the right direction. I'm already here so whatever, but if I was planning a trip a few weeks out it could definitely alter my thinking.
           

    16. Re:This just doesn't make any sense... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 2, Informative

      And as far as I know, the likelihood of this deposit collapsing is very, very low; unmeasurably low.

      Try impossible - an oil reservoir is not a bubble, it's rock - sandstone specifically. Oil is able to penetrate the stone, which is why it is found there and not in the solid granite and such. It doesn't squirt out like a squeezed water balloon, it's sucked out by the pressure differential between the surface and the reservoir underground. As the oil gets sucked out, something has to replace it according to the laws of physics, and that something is water. The sandstone fills up with water after the oil is sucked out, it is never empty.

      In other words, if the reservoir were going to collapse after you took the oil out, it would have collapsed before you took the oil out, because the sandstone never changes state. In fact, since water is denser than oil, the sandstone would arguably be more resistant to collapse after oil extraction than before.

      This dumbass environmentalist software engineer and "oil expert" does not even understand the basic concept of how an oil reservoir works. His predictions of oil volume are based on his own visual estimation of a "5ft" pipe (even though the pipe is known to be 18 inches, and a 5 foot pipe would be impossible at this depth) and some absurd notion of what kind of volume oil executives would be happy with. He estimates they must have been producing 500,000 barrels per day at this one site, even though the well was not in production - that is, they were producing nothing at all. They pump drilling mud on top of the column to prevent oil from rising in these situations - you don't want oil coming up while you are drilling because you've got a frickin drill down the hole!

      The oil reserves are not all connected either, they are pockets of oil-bearing sandstone, some large some small, spread throughout the gulf. There is absolutely no way anybody who had even the most basic knowledge of oil reservoirs could think that a leak like this could even come close to emptying out the individual reservoir, let alone the whole of the gulf, if left unchecked.

      I seriously doubt this guy has any extensive contact with the oil industry, except as a screaming, fear-mongering, environmentalist wacko.

      There are legitimate and very serious environmental concerns with this spill, but claiming a million barrels a day is being spilled instead of the 5000-30,000 that is actually being spilled only serves to cloud the issue and hurt the environmentalist cause in the long run.

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    17. Re:This just doesn't make any sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      "A huge portion of the area is an oxygen-depleted, polluted 'dead zone' anyway because of the Mississippi."

      Cool. So the destruction isn't so bad because the area has already been destroyed some other, earlier, more acceptable form of pollution?

    18. Re:This just doesn't make any sense... by vitatyranni · · Score: 1

      Actually, production can lead to subsidence. Sometimes significant, but not a sinkhole-like manner.

    19. Re:This just doesn't make any sense... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are billions of barrels, and trillions (almost 9 trillion) cubic feet of gas in the reservoir.

  18. It's volume, dumbass . . . by 93,000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    use Volkswagen beetles, not LOCs.

    1. Re:It's volume, dumbass . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No no, its a rate. We need to know VW beetles of oil per fortnight.

    2. Re:It's volume, dumbass . . . by AtomicOrange · · Score: 0

      It's obviously a metric ass-load of VW beetles. (Note, this is % of a VW beetle that... well you get the idea.)

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    3. Re:It's volume, dumbass . . . by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      Wait, isn't the LOC a building too? Should work for volume measurements.

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    4. Re:It's volume, dumbass . . . by madmaxmedia · · Score: 3, Funny

      It's the size of Texas sir.

    5. Re:It's volume, dumbass . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      To measure oil leaks, use British cars.

    6. Re:It's volume, dumbass . . . by Red+Flayer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's liquid volume, not solid volume, so the correct unit is Olympic Swimming Pools per fortnight.

      At 5,000 barrels per day, that's approximately 4.45 OSPs/fortnight.

      This unit (OSP/fortnight) is perfect, as it expresses the current approximate volume spewed per unit time in a number easily approximated by looking at your fingers for those short on Large Number Equivalency Skill.

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    7. Re:It's volume, dumbass . . . by Chris+Burke · · Score: 4, Funny

      4.45 OSPs/fortnight.

      easily approximated by looking at your fingers

      Note: Precision of the approximation may be greater for shop teachers.

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    8. Re:It's volume, dumbass . . . by Cryacin · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      My god damned kingdom for mod points. That's priceless!!!

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    9. Re:It's volume, dumbass . . . by yukk · · Score: 1

      Except that TFS says 500,000 barrels per day and I lack over 990 of the fingers required.

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    10. Re:It's volume, dumbass . . . by fotoguzzi · · Score: 1

      Thank you, AC! You made me smile.

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    11. Re:It's volume, dumbass . . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you sure your parents won't mind losing their basement just so you can get some well timed mod points?

    12. Re:It's volume, dumbass . . . by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      We would... but there aren't any anymore... jags are now owned by someone else as are land rovers, etc.

    13. Re:It's volume, dumbass . . . by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

      I was working off the current BPD figures, not the projected BPD figures from TFA.

      But for the million barrels a day figure, we need to change the units.

      It works out to about 2.65 OSPs/hour

      See? Still fits into the I-can-count-on-my-fingers requirement.

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  19. An interesting read, strangely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I expected it to end with Xenu's galactic space cruisers, but after a "small pond in yard" reference rather than cubic libraries of congress he threw in some bible and a bunch of hyperbole. Brilliant!

  20. Re:Bring military in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To do what, exactly? Mentally masturbate like you?

  21. The answer by OutSourcingIsTreason · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    The answer is blowing in the wind.

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  22. Re:Bring military in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What exactly is a US naval carrier supposed to do to help with a situation 5,000 feet down? Or a fisherman? Apart from bringing hot coffee and snacks out maybe.

  23. This post was a volcano of punctuation marks by AtlantaSteve · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think that the second half of this post says that that the oil leak is bad, or could cause the end of the world, or something. However, it's such a gusher of spastic sentence fragments that I can't quite be certain.

    Someone should drop a containment dome over this guy's keyboard until he's learned to organize his thoughts.

    1. Re:This post was a volcano of punctuation marks by Tibor+the+Hun · · Score: 2, Funny

      They did! That was their failsafe, but he uses DVORAK!

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    2. Re:This post was a volcano of punctuation marks by StrategicIrony · · Score: 1

      You just made me spit my tea all over my keyboard.

      Sheesh, have some restraint :-P

  24. Horrible article by eison · · Score: 5, Insightful

    This article is not 'reporting' and should not be presented as 'news', not even news for nerds, stuff that matters.

    There are some very interesting details, things that might perhaps be facts, but after presenting a string of them they are always followed with utterly unsubstantiated wild ass guesses that claim to be absolute facts and firmly grounded in expert opinion etc etc. While the Wild Ass Guesses may actually be true, they aren't facts, and presenting them as facts makes it impossible to believe any of the other information presented. At the end of the article all of this much vaunted expertise that the guesses are based on turns out to be this guy is some random programmer with a pond in his back yard.

    This topic definitely needs some real reporting, but this sort hysterical speculation (includes quoting Revelations and speculating on this being an "Earth Extinction" event under the general premise of "they said this couldn't happen but it did so this other thing that also can't happen is obviously worth speculating about now") is downright irresponsible. Even if the premise that the news is massively underreporting the size of the spill is true, this is not the way to correct it.

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    1. Re:Horrible article by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Pretty much nothing in the article, beginning with the size of the pipe and moving on from there, was fact.

      I'll start listing just a few.

      This guy says pipe is 5 feet in diameter (apparently based on a guess), the pipe is actually 18 inches (hello, they have on record the size of pipe they were using, you don't need to eyeball it).

      He estimates 4 barrels per second is flowing out, yet the maximum possible based on the pressures involved is about 0.38 barrels per second.

      Real honest to god experts estimate the spill to be flowing anywhere from 5,000-20,000 barrels per day (with a theoretical maximum about 30,000), but this guy estimates 350,000 barrels from the largest pipe, which somehow combined with the smaller pipe becomes 1 million barrels? I couldn't fudge the math in any semi-logical way to make that work.

      He says the rig must have been producing around 500,000 barrels of oil a day to get the executives out there, even though the well was not in production, and was in fact producing exactly 0 barrels of oil per day. There are a whole lot of executives at BP, and there are a plethora of situations that might warrant a visit from some of them, yet all he can come up with is that they must have been producing 500,000 barrels a day (which, btw, is an insane number for a single well, though not quite impossible). There is nothing to support his claim (which he uses to support his 350,000 barrel per day spill estimate), and a whole lot that suggests the claim is false.

      He states that the pressure change from the bottom of the ocean to the top creates a natural fractionating column (which he spells incorrectly several times, btw), separating the heavy compounds from the lighter compounds. The idea is absurd. A fractionating column requires high temperatures to boil the oil to distill the various compounds out of the solution at sea level pressures. Anybody who passed high school physics should know that the boiling point for a liquid increases as pressure increases. Releasing pressure cools liquids, it does not heat them up. The oil will be hot from being near mantle, but it will not be hot enough to burn, and it definitely isn't hot enough to create a fractionating column on the way up.

      He is correct in stating that the oil is not sitting on top of the water because it is an oil-water mix (aka an emulsion), but he does not understand why. The high pressure at the ocean floor force the water and oil into a solution, just like carbon gas is forced into soda water under high pressure. They will eventually separate out, but it will take time, and it has absolutely nothing to do with oil distilling itself on its way to the surface.

      He states that this well needed to earn $5 million a day because BP had invested $1 billion into it. These figures are both pulled out of his ass. The rig cost $350 million, not over $1 billion. Even if it had cost over $1 billion, at $5,000,000 per day they would have doubled their money in a little over a year in operation. That is some insane return on investment. The truth is, operating costs were about $1 million per day, so at $1.5 million worth of oil per day (that's just my guess) you would recoup your initial investment in just a couple years and be incredibly profitable after. That works out to about 19,000 barrels per day at current prices, which is much more reasonable. However, since they paid off their investment 7-8 years ago, anything over $1 million per day is profitable, so they could afford to operate at as little as 12,000 barrels per day. The idea that they would dispose of the well at 20,000 barrels (a 50% profit) is ridiculous, but what is funny is that they were closing up the well to move on to another site. They weren't permanently capping it, just closing it off with plans to return later.

      He is wrong on every single point he makes in the article, every single one. The article is absolutely worthless. In fact, it's worse than worthless, it actually has negative value

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    2. Re:Horrible article by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      "Even if the premise that the news is massively underreporting the size of the spill is true, this is not the way to correct it."

      Actually it is by having people ask questions that are raised in this article. You know the one where BP filed a report saying 165,000 barrels of oil will never reach land. Oil has already reached land. So does that mean BP was incorrect in it's reporting that 165,000 barrels of oil could not reach land or does that mean more than 165,000 barrels of oil is coming out of the hole?

      You know questions like that...moron.

  25. The leaking pipe isn't 5 feet in diameter by reuel · · Score: 5, Informative

    The article seems to be inaccurate in at least one respect, and one comment calls the author on it: It's not a 5-foot diameter pipe. Various sources say it's either 12-inch or 21-inch, but not five feet. One source says the largest riser pipe made is 21-inches in diameter.

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    1. Re:The leaking pipe isn't 5 feet in diameter by reuel · · Score: 1

      The pipe is a 21-inch pipe according to this UKPress article. 53 centimeters is about 21 inches.

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    2. Re:The leaking pipe isn't 5 feet in diameter by Viadd · · Score: 1

      If it is 53 cm instead of 5 feet, then scaling from the video is off by a factor of (5 feet/53 cm)^3 = 24 and his 4 bbarrels per second becomes 15 thousand barrels per day, assuming he only made that one mistake.

      This is not good, but it is closer to the mainstream media than to the Revelation-quoting Alabaman.

    3. Re:The leaking pipe isn't 5 feet in diameter by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      They are metric feet.

    4. Re:The leaking pipe isn't 5 feet in diameter by celtic_hackr · · Score: 1
      .

      The largest bore diameter for oil rigs, and it makes no difference land or sea, is 36 inches (natural gas 42). Even Wikipedia gets this one right. This guy, the author of TFA, should read there once in a while. He might learn something. That is not to say the entire bore is that diameter. The way it's done is you drill a hole to a certain depth, then you insert a pipe and fix it in place - this is called the conductor casing. Then you drill a smaller diameter hole to another depth and insert another pipe and concrete in between - this is the surface casing to prevent contamination from the oil. Then you have the intermediate, liner and finally the production casings ( this is the one you see in the video). Smaller holes and sucessive casing may be added later The smallest hole for oil drilling is 5 inches. The 36-42 inch hole doesn't go all the way down to the oil. Consider the mini-dome "top hat" sitting on the floor now is 5 feet in diameter, we can pretty much call bullshit on the pipe being 5 feet in diameter. Even barring the fact no one has ever made one that size.

      Further more, the largest proportion in that video shows natural gas leaking forcefully and the oil not as much. Still 5000 barrels -> 210,000 gallons a day for 23 days yields about 5 million gallons of oil, so far. Given we've got an oil slick about the size of Texas, I've gotta call bullshit on that figure too. Hell we've got oil covered birds in Florida! Give me a break, I don't believe this nutjob, but I sure as hell don't believe the media outlets either!

    5. Re:The leaking pipe isn't 5 feet in diameter by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never, ever, ever heard of an oil well drill pipe "5 feet" in diameter. You've seen those pictures of rig hands working on the drilling rig floor, where they're attaching new segments of drill pipe, right? 5 feet? 5 feet diameter?? That means a person could climb inside the drill pipe. Maybe a whole foot, but 5 feet? Ridiculous. They don't drill holes that wide.

    6. Re:The leaking pipe isn't 5 feet in diameter by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Pretty much everything in the article is incorrect.

      Even the statements he makes about his own pond are wrong. A 400,000 gallon pond is almost 10,000 barrels, or about twice the daily rate of oil spilled. It's definitely not 1/5 of the oil spilled.

      The only thing I could find that was partially correct was that the oil sitting on top of the ocean is an oil/water mix (up to 90% water). It's an emulsion, and it makes the oil very difficult to clean up because skimmers are very ineffective. However, all the reasons he gives for why the oil is in this state, and everything he says surrounding this one statement are all incorrect.

      Seriously, everything. I had a hard time finding anything that was actually true in the article.

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    7. Re:The leaking pipe isn't 5 feet in diameter by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      Yeah because all those people posting are oil experts with references to back up their claims. Unlike the author of the article who has a video showing the pipe has a 5 feet diameter.

      Moron.

  26. "Earth Extinction Event" by RJBeery · · Score: 1

    This phrase strikes me as absolute and unnecessary FUD. The message is that if BP tries Russia's "mini-nuke" solution, which worked 5 out of 6 times tried, disregarding the fact that I don't believe it is currently even being considered, that we may all very well DIE. The oil spill is bad enough, let's not give a voice to "anonymous Chicken Littles".

  27. Can I have some of what you're smoking? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Seriously, it must be great stuff.

    "it could become a Yellowstone Caldera type event, except from below a mile of sea, with a 1/4-mile opening, with up to 150,000 psi of oil and natural gas behind it, from a reserve nearly as large as the Gulf of Mexico containing trillions of barrels of oil. That would be an Earth extinction event."

    Hard geopressure for that reservoir would be under 20,000 psi (~1 psi per foot of depth)

    Caldera collapses are much more energetic than anything you can imagine even with what you're smoking. Try 100,000 times Mt St Helens.

    1. Re:Can I have some of what you're smoking? by KreAture · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pressure is not the same as expansion force. The reason the oil and gas is under pressure is because it is trapped under all the rock and sand. The pathway to the surface exposes this pressure allowing gushing of oil. This does not mean that the reservoir could expend all this pressure at once in a expulsion/explosion because the eruptive event itself would cancel out most of the source for the pressure. It's comparable to an inflated balloon deep under water. The forces acting on it balances out with the pressure inside it. If you calculate the ammount of potential energy it could smash a car, but pop the balloon and the gas and water would mix resulting in a quite non-spectacular event. Most of the oil isn't even in a chamber, it's in porous rock slowing the release/event. The devestation here will be the release of the gasses and oil into the water and it's effect on coasts and marine life. This is why we should get it under control, not because it would bring on an ice-age. (It won't...)

  28. 42 gallons by zogger · · Score: 5, Informative

    Crude is measured in 42 gallon barrels.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrel_per_day

    1. Re:42 gallons by L4z4ru5 · · Score: 1

      wait.. are u seriously implying /.ers didnt realize 42 IS the answer?

    2. Re:42 gallons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Crude is measured in 42 gallon barrels.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrel_per_day

      You got that answer pretty quickly. It took Deep Thought quite a bit longer.

    3. Re:42 gallons by eleuthero · · Score: 1

      Now we know the question to answer of life the universe and everything. Oil even makes the universe go round. I'm sure that BP and Exxon, et al. will be happy to know this.

  29. Horrible summary by Sta7ic · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Can we get a mod to do a grammar check on the summary? It's atrociously worded and nigh incomprehensible.

    1. Re:Horrible summary by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      Hold on to your hat, the article itself is worse. There is not one single completely true statement that I was able to find, fixing the grammar of the summary is the least of the editor's problems on this one.

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  30. FAIL by Lawrence_Bird · · Score: 4, Informative

    supports the estimates closer to 1 million barrels per day erupting from this hole BP popped in the ocean floor that contains trillions of barrels of oil and natural gas.

    Anyone who starts an article out with a misstatement like that is immediately deemd not credible. If there were "trillions" of bbls of oil at that well (or even in the gulf of Mexico) we would never need to import a drop again and in fact would be the largest holder of oil in the world. S. Arabia has 270 billion bbl proven reserves.

    1. Re:FAIL by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      The current total of the world's proven and predicted reserves doesn't even hit a trillion barrels, so coming up with trillions in the gulf is patently absurd.

      There is not one statement this guy makes is true. Not even when he is talking about his own pond (I suspect he doesn't actually have a pond).

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    2. Re:FAIL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The "never need to" would more accurately be "never could". After all oil resources are depleted, even the biblical huge one, there will still be need, but no source to import from.

  31. I'll believe its an extinction level event by BitZtream · · Score: 5, Insightful

    if we take the author of this tripe and put him on the bottom of the ocean then let him continue to blow the hot air out of his ass as he's doing here.

    Seriously ... the whole gulf of mexico is going to explode into an oil gusher?

    And people are believing it?

    Seriously, when the hell did everyone turn off their freaking common sense?

    The freaking math doesn't even add up in this story. Its claiming a million gallons a day gushing, but at 4 barrels per second, you don't get to a million in one day. You don't even get to the 500k that BP would be so happy about, you get 345.6k/day. So you need a good 6BPS from everything else to start hitting a million gallons a day. Not the case. Of course he contridicts himself in his own article with at one point saying 500k and at another saying 1m.

    He refers to chemicals added to the well head the speed up the fracturing process ... to bad BP isn't pumping those chemicals into the head anymore so thats just complete bullshit.

    He compares the oil slick to his back yard pond ... except it doesn't work that way. The oil spreads out rapidly to cover as much surface area as it can, thats what happens when you have a lighter liquid on top of a heavier liquid, it spreads out to get as close to the top as it possibly can. It doesn't stay in one little column. Thats why buoys can be left on the surface to contain it, cause its ON THE SURFACE ONLY.

    So the current hole is spewing at 70k psi he claims ( I won't argue it, I'm too lazy to look for facts, just like him ) but when the entire thing 'releases' in his extinction event, its going to jump to 150k psi ... Someone doesn't understand hydrolics very well. The pressure doesn't get greater when you apply it to a larger area, it gets lower as the same force is spread out over a larger area. You have to increase the energy in the system to actually get more out, all you can do otherwise is exchange speed for pressure and vice versa

    Imagine how much alternative energy work that would have produced.

    A hell of a lot less than the oil would of, fractions of whats contained in the oil. He has no concept of how much energy is contained in oil and how efficient of a storage mechanism that it is.

    I could go on, but whats the point. This is a retarded story written by an idiot rambling about stuff he doesn't know anything about. Is it an environmental disaster? Yes. Is the gulf coast going to suffer for a while and have a large loss of life? Certainly. Will I notice anything more than a higher gas price at the pump? No. Will it recover? Yes, in a few short years at most. Its bad that this happened, its bad that its still spewing oil, but any moron who buys into this article needs to lock themselves in a bomb shelter and wait for 2012 to kill as all cause thats just as logical and likely to happen.

    Finally, I'm really lazy I admit, but can someone tell me if theres a way to ignore timothy and kdawson stories? Since they obviously are going to keep letting idiots qualify as editors I'd hope that CmdrTaco has given us an opt out method at least.

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    1. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by blair1q · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Good point. Don't the moderators of this website do even the most basic fact checking any more?

    2. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      Geez, calm down already.

      Someone doesn't understand hydrolics very well.

      Someone doesn't spell hydraulics very well. Did you skip that class in third grade?

    3. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by Shakrai · · Score: 5, Informative

      Finally, I'm really lazy I admit, but can someone tell me if theres a way to ignore timothy and kdawson stories?

      Go to help & preferences. If you use the classic index, click on "authors" and un-check them. If you use the dynamic index, click on "exclusions" and check them.

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    4. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Seriously, when the hell did everyone turn off their freaking common sense?

      You are assuming most people have it to turn off. This premise is not supported by observable fact.

    5. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by eclectro · · Score: 1

      So maybe a small nuke would still be ok?

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    6. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by SoTerrified · · Score: 1

      He refers to chemicals added to the well head the speed up the fracturing process ... to bad BP isn't pumping those chemicals into the head anymore so thats just complete bullshit.

      He compares the oil slick to his back yard pond ... except it doesn't work that way. The oil spreads out rapidly to cover as much surface area as it can, thats what happens when you have a lighter liquid on top of a heavier liquid, it spreads out to get as close to the top as it possibly can. It doesn't stay in one little column. Thats why buoys can be left on the surface to contain it, cause its ON THE SURFACE ONLY.

      Hmm, while I also am less than impressed with the credentials of the article writer, you do understand that right now (at the time I'm writing this) BP is pumping dispersant chemicals into the oil at the oil head? That might be what he's referring to. And while the point of the dispersant chemical is to break up the oil, in doing so, it's causing the (breaking down) oil to sink below the surface, and that the EPA has already expressed concerns about the chemicals and the effect on the gulf in large quantities? So while you're right that much of the article can be disregarded, in this case the writer seems to be accurate and it's you that seems to be ill informed.

    7. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by wgaryhas · · Score: 1

      Its claiming a million gallons a day gushing, but at 4 barrels per second, you don't get to a million in one day. You don't even get to the 500k that BP would be so happy about, you get 345.6k/day.

      barrels != gallons
      1 oil barrel = 42 gallons

      so 345.6k barrels/day = 14.5152k gallons/day


      This doesn't refute anything else you've stated.

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    8. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by w0mprat · · Score: 1

      This guy is starting to sound more and more like a software engineer.

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    9. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So the current hole is spewing at 70k psi he claims ( I won't argue it, I'm too lazy to look for facts, just like him ) but when the entire thing 'releases' in his extinction event, its going to jump to 150k psi ... Someone doesn't understand hydrolics very well. The pressure doesn't get greater when you apply it to a larger area, it gets lower as the same force is spread out over a larger area. You have to increase the energy in the system to actually get more out, all you can do otherwise is exchange speed for pressure and vice versa

      about hydraulics...the reservoir has an internal pressure (he says 70k psi...) which acts in all directions on all the containing surfaces. the larger the area you look at, the larger the force this pressure produces.

      the speed vs pressure relationship you describe is applicable to flow through a pipe, but for a large reservoir it is different. If the oil reserve has a pressure of 70k psi, that pressure will lower as oil leaves the reserve, decreasing the total amt of oil in the fixed volume oil reserve.

      the flow of oil out of this reserve is more akin to flow through an orifice from a pressure vessel. A larger opening will get you more flow but at a lower velocity & pressure.

      I'm not a geologist so my comparison of the oil reserve to a pressure vessel may not be entirely accurate

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Venturi_effect

    10. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by Chris+Burke · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Good point. Don't the moderators of this website do even the most basic fact checking any more?

      Haha! Do they do fact checking "any more"! Oh, ha ha ha, that's a good one.

      I knew about the comedic possibilities inherent in the words "probably" and "again", but I had overlooked "anymore".

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    11. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by Knara · · Score: 2, Insightful

      hee hee

    12. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He gets a number of things wrong. First oil pressure at a point is equal to the amount of oil vertically times the difference between oil and seawater densities. For the well to be spewing at 75Kpsi thats the equivalent of a column of water 172,000ft high. Since the lightest crude is 0.79g/cc and seawater is 1.025g/cc the difference is 0.235g/cc or 22.9%. Divide 172,000ft by 0.229 and you get that the column of crude oil has to be at least 750,000ft high. That is over 142 miles high, far larger than the thickness of the crust. If it were that deep, it would be spewing lava,not oil. Figure its more like 7,500ft which makes the pressure at the vent 750psi. Granted that occurs at a pressure of the water at that point of 2,232psi, so the absolute value is just under 3,000psi. For a turbulent flow from an orifice, the maximum velocity is equal to the square root of 2 * pressure / density which given in metric terms works out to be 114m/s or 375ft/s. A typical riser pipe is 16in in diameter so the area is 1.4ft2. Thus the maximum possible flow rate is 525ft3/s. But that rate is blasting into a vacuum. This is blasting into seawater from 3000psi to 2250psi and it has to blast through several thousand feet of pipe even in the casing from the the reservoir to the sea floor. These work out to cut it about 50 times yielding about 10.5ft3/s. This still assumes no significant bends, cold temperatures (60F assumed) or other back pressure inducing factors. It works out to 1.86brl/s. If it was closer to 4C, the viscosity goes way up making it flow 1/10th as fast (increased pressure loss in the pipes) pushing it to 0.186brl/s. That is still significant at 16,000bpd but nowhere near his dire predictions.

      He got the barrel capacity is his own pond wrong. 400,000 gallons equals to just below 10K barrels, not the 1K barrels claimed. If he is that foolish with decimal point positioning (given that this is not the only place where decimal point position (orders of magnitude) is wrong), I wouldn't want to be anywhere near any device using his software.

    13. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BAHAHA., This is SLASHDOT you poor fool. They done never did no spechul fatc czechking!

    14. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by Klinky · · Score: 1

      Pretty good info, the only thing I disagree with is that everything will rebound "in a few short years". See the Exxon Valdez spill.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Exxon_Valdez_oil_spill

      "Despite the extensive cleanup attempts, less than ten percent of the oil was recovered [14] and a study conducted by NOAA determined that as of early 2007 more than 26 thousand U.S. gallons (22,000 imp gal; 98,000 L) of oil remain in the sandy soil of the contaminated shoreline, declining at a rate of less than 4% per year.[15]"

      "Almost 20 years after the spill, a team of scientists at the University of North Carolina found that the effects are lasting far longer than expected.[19] The team estimates some shoreline Arctic habitats may take up to 30 years to recover.[5]"

      If the worst estimates are correct of 1.1 million US gallons per day for the Deepwater Horizon spill, then that is 1 Exxon Valdez spill every 10 days. So far this has been going on for almost 23 days. We're already at 2.3 Exxon Valdez spills, will we hit 3 or 4 times as much before they can stop the leak? While the Gulf being quite a bit larger than the Prince William Sound will help dilute the oil, it will also make clean-up more difficult. You will have thousands of miles of coast line to clean-up & multiple states & countries that will need to be involved. The Gulf also has very sensitive marshlands which I can see just gulping up the oil and having a hard time releasing it. These marshlands aren't always accessible to humans. I don't think we're going to see too many people getting their tooth brushes out to go clean off the alligators or the poisonous snakes like they did with the otters and seabirds.

    15. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      I'll help you a little. I'm far from an oil expert, but I do work on an oil field and know enough about it that I spotted the bullshit immediately.

      Seriously ... the whole gulf of mexico is going to explode into an oil gusher?

      This one is the most absurd of all his claims, it is simply not possible. The oil is not in bubbles, it's in sandstone. As oil moves out, heavier water moves in. There is nothing to collapse.

      The freaking math doesn't even add up in this story. Its claiming a million gallons a day gushing, but at 4 barrels per second, you don't get to a million in one day. You don't even get to the 500k that BP would be so happy about, you get 345.6k/day. So you need a good 6BPS from everything else to start hitting a million gallons a day. Not the case. Of course he contridicts himself in his own article with at one point saying 500k and at another saying 1m.

      He also states the rig gost $1 billion when it cost $350 million, and that it needs to make $5 million per day to be profitable, when anything over $1 million is profitable. 20,000 barrels is a 50% profit, 500,000 barrels is a 3800% profit. Total GoM oilfield production peaked at 1.7 million barrels per day, and averaged about 1.3 million barrels per day last year. The idea that a single well is accounting for more than 1/3 of the total gulf oil production is ludicrous. Nobody who knows anything about the oil would make such a guess. 50,000 barrels per day is extremely good for any single well to produce. There is also a corporate re-structuring going on at BP for US operations (which has been severly interrupted by this spill). That would be my first candidate for why the executives might be on the rig, not some absurd guess about oil production (at a time when the rig wasn't producing any oil at all, no less).

      Thats why buoys can be left on the surface to contain it, cause its ON THE SURFACE ONLY.

      He's actually right that the oil in this case is a heavy water mix, and is therefore not sitting on the surface. That is one of the reasons they have to use chemical dispersers to gather the oil in large droplets before they are able to collect and burn it. If it were just sitting on the surface they could set it off and watch it go.

      The reasons he gives, however, are absurd. Oil cannot fractionate by going from high pressure to low pressure unless you get the pressure so low you drop the boiling point of the oil to below the temperature of seawater. It shouldn't take a physicist to tell that that did not happen. The reason there is an oil-water emulsion is because of the high pressures on the ocean floor and the high gas content of the oil. It's the exact same concept as carbonated water - pressurize the gas and water together and the gas will incorporate into the water. Same thing with the oil - at the 2000 psi of the sea floor the oil and gas incorporate into the sea water, and this mixture is a lot heavier than oil alone (though still slightly lighter than water). Thus, it is a watery mixture (as much as 90% water) that occupies the top few hundred feet of the ocean in the slick areas. This heavy layer doesn't spread out as much as straight oil would either, because it is a lot closer to the density of water. You get large sections that are difficult to control, because the booms can't float and still extend far enough below the surface to catch all of the oil mixture. The rainbow sheen is a very thin layer of oil that has come out of solution from the heavier water mixture.

      He also states that the mixture continues mixing into the water, when the opposite happens. The oil separates out of the water and spreads out over the ocean. The more time goes on the more dispersed the oil gets, being in a water emulsion is an unnatural state for oil, and just like that soda water will eventually go flat, so too will all the oil eventually separate out of the water. In the mean time, evaporatio

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    16. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps we could use him to stuff the hole.

    17. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lets look at the numbers:
      Estimated gushing = 4 barrels / second
      1 barrel = 42 gal of crude
      1 day = 24 hours = 86,400 seconds

      Now some simple algebra:
      4barrel/sec * 42gal/barrel * 86400sec = 14,515,200 gal

    18. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by oh_my_080980980 · · Score: 1

      As opposed to any moron who listens to you because your an oil expert and this is your lunch hour.

      Go home zippy.

    19. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by yogidog98 · · Score: 1
      Your first point is so flawed, I'm too distracted to read your remaining points.

      4barrels/s * 60s/min * 60min/hr * 24hr/day * 42gal/barrel = 14.4152 million gal/day

    20. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by yogidog98 · · Score: 1

      Meant 14.5152 million gal/day

    21. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by iceaxe · · Score: 1

      Finally, I'm really lazy I admit, but can someone tell me if theres a way to ignore timothy and kdawson stories? Since they obviously are going to keep letting idiots qualify as editors I'd hope that CmdrTaco has given us an opt out method at least.

      Yes, there is. Look in your account settings. Down toward the bottom, as I recall.

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    22. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if a barrel of oil is 42 gallons then 345,600 barrels would be 14,515,200 gallons. Which I believe is in the millions if I'm counting commas correctly.

    23. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by Stone2065 · · Score: 1

      Common Sense... so rare it ought to be a goddamn superpower...

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    24. Re:I'll believe its an extinction level event by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      42 gallons in a barrel.
      4 barrels/sec = 168 gallons/sec.
      168 gallons x 60 = 10,080 gallons/minute.
      10,080 gallons x 60 = 604,800 gallons/hour.
      604,800 gallons x 24 = 14,515,200 gallons/day.

      That's way more than what he estimates and a shit ton more than your estimate. Somebody's math is wrong, but I don't think it's mine.

  32. Re:BP's Exponential distortion of the truth by j-stroy · · Score: 1

    Given the time wasting charade / shell game BP is playing with solutions: A Box, A hat, Now a sippy straw.

    And the variability and increasing magnitude of the different numbers they provided. Let alone news surface photos that seem to be polarized not to show oil sheen. Or any admission of the massive undersea spread of oil and gas. (oil blobs are found in subsurface samples far from the surface slick). (In fact their continuous sub-sea dispersant release is designed to do exactly that)

    I would tend to believe misinformed internet nutjob numbers (with some linear adjustment) vs corporate PR swindled digits.

  33. Not as much as you think by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 0

    World oil demand is around 85,000,000 barrels of oil per day, and increases almost 2% per year.

    1 trillion barrels of oil is about 3 months of world consumption at current rates.

    10 trillion barrels meets just over 2 years of world demand at current rates.

    Large numbers are hard to comprehend without a reference point. I hope that helps, but I guess it depends on what your definition of 'soon' is.

    1. Re:Not as much as you think by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      World oil demand is around 85,000,000 barrels of oil per day

      1 trillion barrels of oil is about 3 months of world consumption at current rates.

      85,000,000 x ~90 days = 7,650,000,000

      That's roughly 7 and a half billion

      Am I missing something?

    2. Re:Not as much as you think by ImprovOmega · · Score: 1

      Umm...85million * 365 = ~31billion/year. I think you missed a few zeroes here or there. One trillion barrels should last for about 32 years.

    3. Re:Not as much as you think by MetalOne · · Score: 1

      What I have been wondering about lately is how long we will have sufficient oil to meet our needs. I have seen estimates for current world wide oil consumption at 88 million barrels a day. It is harder to figure out world reserves. Wikipedia (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oil_reserves) shows 1.2 trillion barrels from the top seventeen oil reserves. That is 37 years. At our current rate of progress, I think it is fair to assume our daily usage is headed upwards. I don't know what our current daily production capacity is capable of. I assume that is not much more than 88 million barrels a day or there wouldn't be so much talk about peak-oil. If we are at peak-oil, then it appears that in the very near future we will not be able to produce 88 million barrels a day anymore. Thus, we will start running into problems due to lack of sufficient oil. If oil production falls to say 60 million barrels a day, then 1.2 trillion barrels lasts 54 years. So oil will be around a little longer, but not in sufficient quantities. I realize there is more oil to be found in the deep oceans, but this oil will be hard to get. Is the human race totally screwed in the next 30 to 50 years do to lack of oil? Or am I missing something big here? I used to assume that as oil started to run low that its price would go up, perhaps dramatically. However, the last time gas hit $160 a barrel the economy crashed and consumed less oil, and oil fell to $30. It is therefore possible to imagine that oil prices will not actually increase as oil runs out, because the economy will be ruined. Another example of this is helium. I hear we are running out of helium. Helium is necessary for science and research and yet, it is still cheap enough to be used to fill birthday balloons. Will we run out of helium, while all the while the price is dirt cheap?

    4. Re:Not as much as you think by PhreakOfTime · · Score: 1

      Damn it. I should not post while distracted.

      Now excuse me while I go work out these computations for the next Mars Lander program...

    5. Re:Not as much as you think by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      1 trillion barrels of oil is about 3 months of world consumption at current rates.

      Wow, I had no idea the world was going to run out of oil in 3 months, given that the total estimate of proven and future oil reserves is less than 1 trillion barrels.

      1 trillion barrels of oil would last 11,764 days, or 32 years at a consumption rate of 85 million barrels of oil per day.

      10 trillion barrels and there is no energy crisis, we're set for a couple hundred years.

      Large numbers are hard to comprehend without a reference point.

      Indeed. Or arithmetic either. Where the hell do you come up with 90 days? Assuming you just forgot three zeros, you get 11 days, not 90. How did you manage that? I try going backwards, but I just hit a brick wall - 85 million times 90 (3 months) is 7.65 billion, where did your math come from?

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    6. Re:Not as much as you think by tobiah · · Score: 1

      Maybe you meant 1 billion in 3 months. At that rate it would take about 30 years to hit 1 trillion barrels.

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  34. Just to make it clear... by eexaa · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Obviously, one can't easily plug the hole. Now don't tell me that there on earth is NO device that would just connect to the broken pipe and let the oil flow somewhere where we want to see it? Yes, I mean a pipe.

    I know that the connection needs a bit of engineering and luck, but for me it still seems several times easier than stopping the flow.

    1. Re:Just to make it clear... by penguinchris · · Score: 1

      ...that's what the "dome" was, that they couldn't get to work - it was a funnel to contain the oil coming out, leading it to a pipe (where presumably it would be collected in a tanker).

    2. Re:Just to make it clear... by guruevi · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, it's very, very deep first of all but that's not a huge problem, they can engineer around that. However, BP has been lying through the nose throughout the whole experience. The cap might have worked earlier if BP didn't lie about the depth and extent of the leaks, historically lied and bribed around the potential problems with this specific platform as well as lied and bribed around their countermeasures in case of a spill. They didn't even retain the engineers or crews to respond to these disasters. Government regulation requires them to file 'disaster recovery' plans but all their plans were wrong, their procedures inadequate and they had fired a lot of their people that respond to these calls over the last couple of years for better quarterly reports.

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    3. Re:Just to make it clear... by darkmeridian · · Score: 1

      Already tried this and failed. You obviously couldn't weld or screw a pipe onto the leak. So BP built a giant dome to cap the leak, then suck the oil out from a pipe on the roof of the dome. However, frozen gas hydrates clogged the hole.

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    4. Re:Just to make it clear... by sesshomaru · · Score: 1

      But the great news is that nothing bad will ever happen to BP because of their lies, negligent homicide and ecocide, ever.

      Well, I would think it was great news if I were a BP exec, anyway.

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    5. Re:Just to make it clear... by A+nonymous+Coward · · Score: 1

      There was something connected to that pipe, an oil rig which blew up and burned and that's what caused this mess.

      Secondly, how easy do you think it is to steer a new pipe from 5000 feet above and only crappy vision down where you need to connect? It's not only naturally dark, it has all this dark stuff spewing out and hiding it, plus all that stuff spewing out makes for a lot of turbulence, making it that much harder to connect.

      Thirdly, what do you think is going to hold that pipe down when it is suddenly pushed up and away by all that stuff spewing out? Remember, it blew away the original pipe which was firmly attached before the blowout.

      Tell you what -- go to one of the outlets from a hydroelectric dam, try connecting a pipe to contain the water coming out, and do it from thousands of feet away on a dark night. Report back on your success. We'll still be here ...

  35. The "market" is not making it all better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The government is the one subsidizing the losses. So not bailing out companies that make stupidly risky decisions would be a form of deregulation that would make things better in 2 ways: Riskier decisions would be less likely to occur without the bailout backdoor. And in the long run, the creative destruction of bankruptcy would transfer assets from the short term sharks to solvent companies that made good long-term decisions.

    1. Re:The "market" is not making it all better by uncqual · · Score: 1
      [Warning, this entire post is United States centric as that's the system I know best.]

      When the losses impact the general public (not just willingly participating investors and customers who voluntarily chose to take the risks of being an investor or customer of the corporate entity), the general public still bears the damage costs if the company goes BK due to causing damages well in excess of its true assets.

      It would seem to make sense to require companies to post bonds and/or dependable insurance and/or maintain sufficient assets to cover the damage they can cause to the general public in worst case disasters. Of course, this is impractical in some cases (for example, the worst possible scenario for multiple simultaneous nuclear power plant disasters, while HIGHLY unlikely, could cause an enormous amount of long term damage -- well beyond what a single company who owned all the failed power plants can have the assets to cover). In some cases, this leads to government mandated "risk pools", sometimes funded by mandatory industry "contributions", with liability caps for individual companies.

      However, it's important to note that individuals, not just corporations, rarely are able to fulfill their obligations to compensate victims for "worst case damages" arising from their actions. Therefore, one should be very careful before complaining about "corporate responsibility" in such cases.

      Consider that a "really bad case" auto accident can result in damages in the range of (present value) tens of millions of USD. Consider, for example, an accident where the "not at fault" car had two young and highly skilled and compensated parents in the front seat and seventeen year old twins (both very smart and with bright futures having just completed their second year at Harvard with stellar performance) in the back seat. In the accident, all four individuals suffer substantial permanent but non-fatal brain damage and are all rendered quadriplegic. All four require 7x24 care for the rest of their lives and lost the ability to ever perform work for meaningful compensation. The damages include:
      • Future lost wages of parents and kids. Say 2 parents at $200K/yr for 40 years = $16M and 2 kids at average of $100K/yr (probably substantially lower than average annual wages over the life of a stellar Harvard grad in present value) each for 45 years of work = $9M for a total of $25M in lost wages.
      • The incremental cost of quality 7x24 care for four brain damaged quadriplegics above and beyond what a similar life style would have cost them in the absence of the accident, along with costs of additional health problems associated with their compromised condition. Even assuming a somewhat decreased life span due to the injuries, figure 50 years * 4 *$250K/year = $50M.
      • Harder to calculate "pain and suffering". A jury would decide this -- "Dear Jury, when you go into the jury room to determine damages, ask yourself 'What is the minimum lump sum payment you would accept to give up your current life style and exchange it for the suffering my poor client will experience for the rest of their lives?". In any event, this would probably be millions of dollars per person, so I'll call it $5M*4 = $20M.

      So, I think fairly conservatively, we have $25M+$50M+$20M = $95M in damages.

      Knowing that it's conceivable that anyone could cause such an accident (even a pedestrian inadvertently crossing a street against a red light could cause the driver of our unfortunate family's car to swerve and lose control resulting in this accident -- so even people who only walk to mass transit could be liable for this case), fellow /.er's, ask yourselves: Do you have assets or insurance to compensate for the damages you caused in such a case? I would wager that over 95% of those reading this have to answer "NO".

      Indeed, I'll bet the vast majority of /.ers who even think of such things (whi

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  36. Serious FUD by jnaujok · · Score: 4, Informative

    Okay, 150,000PSI is 10,444 atmospheres of pressure. Granite has an ultimate compressive strength of around 2775 atmospheres. In other words, at 10K atmospheres, granite would be flowing like water. There's no possible way the oil is coming out at that pressure. And if it was, it sure as heck would be flowing faster than 4 bbl/s. This guy is tossing out some serious BS numbers.

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    1. Re:Serious FUD by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Pressure at the bottom of the Mariana Trench is 15,750 psi.

    2. Re:Serious FUD by Knara · · Score: 1

      Pressure at the bottom of the Mariana Trench is 15,750 psi.

      So it's 1/10th what this guy is claiming. What's your point?

    3. Re:Serious FUD by goodmanj · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Not to defend the article, but you're confusing pressure with stress.

      Example: if you lay down in the driveway and I park a car on your chest, it'll exert a stress of 20-30 psi and break your ribs. Yet a good swimmer can free-dive to a depth of 20-30 feet, where the water pressure is 20-30 psi, and be fine. The difference is whether the force is along one axis or omnidirectional.

      Granite will shatter to bits if you apply 10k atmospheres of compressive *stress*, but if you put it under 10k atmospheres of pressure, it'll be just fine.

  37. Bright side by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    In the worst case, US always can let that happen (or even force it) and declare their independence from foreign energy sources. Why chase the elluding nuclear fussion technology if will have almost free and almost limitless amount of oil filling all the gulf?

  38. AHHH! by __aatirs3925 · · Score: 0

    Would somebody stop and think about the seafood!?? Lobsters and crab don't taste good with petrol! It only tastes good with butter and shrimp sauce!

    1. Re:AHHH! by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      If you eat lobsters and crab from the gulf, you deserve what you get, even without the spill :)

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  39. Reply just posted to the article page by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are many inaccuracies in this article. First of all, the diameter is no larger than 18 inches, not 5 feet (60 inches). There is no rig capable of drilling a hole that large that deep, nor would anyone want to anyways because it would be extremely uneconomical. How does drill torque correlate with diameter anyways? The oil/gas would flow just as well in a 12 inch pipe. Secondly, have you ever distilled crude oil and/or extensively studied its' properties? If you had, you would quickly realize that oil and water do not mix. Water is a polar molecule and oil is not. Lastly, your worst case scenario is extremely off. 150,000 psi is equal to a column of water 346000 feet (65 miles) tall bearing down on one square inch. Does this reservoir really extend into space? A trillion barrels? Please don't be so ridiculous; Saudi Arabia (with the world's largest reserves), only has 267 billion barrels to produce. A trillion barrels is roughly the top 7 countries combined. Go back to software.

  40. Government is the problem, not the solution by Raystonn · · Score: 1

    Some here are using this as an excuse to push for new government regulation and claim that Laissez-Faire economics does not work. I believe increased government regulation and protection has actually contributed to the problem of excessive risks being taken by many, including BP. Failure is no longer feared because of government bailouts. Remove the bailouts, and fear of failure will keep risks better controlled.

    As far as this specific failure, this kind of highly unlikely failure is what insurance was invented for. Government regulations didn't stop this from happening. The government can only regulate and control that which it foresees. This usually means it adds regulations *after* something bad happens. Thus governments tend to be reactive.

    At any rate, existing law covers this type of situation just fine. The harmed governments, industries, companies, and individuals will sue and win large settlements from BP and its insurers. Losses due to payments and increased insurance costs will hit the share price, punishing the owners (shareholders) of BP for what has happened. None of this requires new regulation. In fact, any new regulation will result in punishment being distributed beyond BP to others who were not responsible. This will likely lead to increased prices at the pump, which will then mean you and I are the ones being punished. Is this the fairness you propose?

    1. Re:Government is the problem, not the solution by MightyMartian · · Score: 2, Insightful

      At any rate, existing law covers this type of situation just fine. The harmed governments, industries, companies, and individuals will sue and win large settlements from BP and its insurers.

      The existing laws basically protect BP from catastrophic payments. The system is designed to allow oil companies vast profits with only marginal risk.

      Losses due to payments and increased insurance costs will hit the share price, punishing the owners (shareholders) of BP for what has happened.

      BP is self-insured. For some reason insurance companies don't want to insure oil rigs or extraction.

      None of this requires new regulation. In fact, any new regulation will result in punishment being distributed beyond BP to others who were not responsible. This will likely lead to increased prices at the pump, which will then mean you and I are the ones being punished. Is this the fairness you propose?

      Then perhaps BP should have to pay to every consumer of oil as well, as part of the chain of economic damage it has caused.

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    2. Re:Government is the problem, not the solution by Raystonn · · Score: 1

      > The existing laws basically protect BP from catastrophic payments. The system is designed to allow oil companies vast profits with only marginal risk.

      Then this is another broken system brought to you by government intervention. BP should be completely liable for all damages it causes. Anything else is patently unfair. If government intervention allows this excessive risk by covering BP, then this cannot be an indication of failure of Laissez-Faire economics by any stretch of the imagination. Only the threat of consequences keep most in line. If government intervention removes/reduces that threat, you shouldn't be surprised to see risks jump way out of line.

    3. Re:Government is the problem, not the solution by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      Would you extend this line of thinking to the price at the pump. Let's say, hypothetically, that the end result of this is a ten cent rise in a gallon of gas, should BP be forced to make up the difference? What if the price of diesel jumps up and thus the price of fresh veggies and other consumer products jumps? Should BP also be on the hook for that? Just how much should the market and the wider society have to pay for BP's massive error? And what if BP cannot in fact entirely clean up the Gulf coast? What if the fishery is ruined for decades? Should BP be forced to pay an annual wage that averages out to be what fishermen would have received if they had been able to fish? Should BP be forced to pay for higher fish prices at restaurants and fish markets?

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    4. Re:Government is the problem, not the solution by sgage · · Score: 1

      Yes, it's the fault of government. Too much regulation.

      My god, you honestly think that this "accident" happened because BP thought their ass would be covered by the government? If so, you are delusional.

      As far as the public being "punished" by paying higher prices, it's not punishment, it's reasonable pricing.

      Though I'm not sure you can put a reasonable price on what is unfolding in the Gulf right now.

    5. Re:Government is the problem, not the solution by Raystonn · · Score: 1

      Would you extend this line of thinking to the price at the pump. Let's say, hypothetically, that the end result of this is a ten cent rise in a gallon of gas, should BP be forced to make up the difference? What if the price of diesel jumps up and thus the price of fresh veggies and other consumer products jumps? Should BP also be on the hook for that? Just how much should the market and the wider society have to pay for BP's massive error? And what if BP cannot in fact entirely clean up the Gulf coast? What if the fishery is ruined for decades? Should BP be forced to pay an annual wage that averages out to be what fishermen would have received if they had been able to fish? Should BP be forced to pay for higher fish prices at restaurants and fish markets?

      There are other oil companies that are not required to pay for this cleanup. Their prices will remain low. To be competitive, BP will be forced to continue selling at the same price as everyone else. So they will be unable to pass the costs on to consumers buying gasoline.

      That said, BP should be responsible for *all* of these costs through damages to be awarded in court after each claimant shows proof to the court. Ideally, noone should be able to show any increase in gasoline prices due to this problem, as other oil companies remain unaffected by fines and clenaup costs, and BP has many so many other sources of oil, that this will not dramatically affect the amount of oil on the market. But anyone who can show proof of damages to the court should be compensated.

    6. Re:Government is the problem, not the solution by Raystonn · · Score: 1

      Statistically speaking, when someone else is covering for your mistakes, you take more risks. Management of risk versus reward is a business requirement. When someone lops off a giant portion of your risk, you are suddenly free to increase that risk further in the pursuit of more reward. As far as your higher prices, if only one player in the market is saddled with increased costs, and this player does not make up the majority of the market by itself, the market should remain little changed. That would ensure BP could not pass its fines and cleanup costs to its customers.

  41. Stop the leak by freezing it shut? by bzipitidoo · · Score: 1

    Could a mountain of solid CO2 be lowered onto the wellhead? Solid CO2 is quite a bit denser than water, so it should sink and stay down. Could a big enough block of CO2 lower the temp of the wellhead enough to freeze the oil, thereby stopping the leak, at least until the CO2 melts? If it could last a day, would that be enough time to get another block of CO2 ready, and another the next day, and so on, until the relief well is ready?

    Any other way to freeze it shut?

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    1. Re:Stop the leak by freezing it shut? by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      short answer: no

      long answer: you would only be getting the oil at the well head cold, the oil coming up is the same temperature and any freezing that did occur would just be pushed away by the flowing oil. rivers don't usually freeze solid and they are at surface pressure and are cold along the entire way.

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  42. Maybe He Is Talking 'Virtual' Barrels by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 1

    After all, he is a software guy. MatLab in the wrong hands can virtually destroy the world.

  43. I drink it up! by madmaxmedia · · Score: 1

    Barrels, gallons...metrics schmetrics. All I know is that's one large milkshake!

  44. That would be an Earth extinction event... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or maybe just a crafty way to get rid of Cuba.

  45. Myths by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from a reserve nearly as large as the Gulf of Mexico containing trillions of barrels of oil

    Trillions. 1 trillion bbl is enough for roughly 132 years of US oil consumption (@ 21 million bbl/day.) Guess 'peak oil' can assume its place in the ever growing mound of media bullshit. Or maybe you're pulling numbers out of your plump software engineer ass.

    We're either doomed because our supply is about to run out or we're doomed because the supply is so vast one gusher will eradicate us.

  46. In other words... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He's a Slashdotter.
    Feel better now? You can ignore him.

  47. So many questionable things in the article by Markemp · · Score: 1

    ... but I think he's right on one point: It's probably dumping out a lot more than 5,000 barrels a day. I'll wait until this gets peer reviewed before I start choosing a number between 5000, 200k, 500k, or 1M barrels a day.

  48. Re:It's volume. . . by element-o.p. · · Score: 4, Funny

    Texas, Schmexas. I live in Alaska, which if cut in half, would make Texas the third largest state in the country :D

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  49. Uh yeah... by Giant+Electronic+Bra · · Score: 1

    1 million Bbl per day is a pretty absurd number. A single well producing 500k bbl per day would be pretty absurd. If there's a trillion bbl of oil down there then how come we import from the Middle East?

    Wherever this article got its numbers from they are pure fantasy.

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  50. Free Energy Wingnut by itomato · · Score: 1

    He's the "Founder and CEO of PES Network, Inc. and the New Energy Congress"

    An alternative energy technology focal point - Perendev Motors, new-fangled high-efficiency spark plugs, dubious claims, and pseudo-science.

    http://www.pureenergysystems.com/about/personnel/SterlingDAllan/

  51. I know about Ellie.... by Itninja · · Score: 1

    "What do you know about ELE?"

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  52. LOL by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually the article said Maryland, but I was quoting Billy Bob Thornton from Armageddon.

    1. Re:LOL by White+Yeti · · Score: 1

      So the cut-in-half response should have come from someone from South Carolina?

  53. Coast-to-Coast AM by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, a guest on the reputable 'Coast-to-Coast AM'.

    A show of the highest repute..

    "Allan touched on such concepts as magnet motors, plasma energy, jet packs, and zero point energy..."

    Shared show with guy who talks about the Jersey Devil, "...reports of a cryptid, of varying descriptions, and possibly with the ability to change its shape, was said to haunt the New Jersey Pine Barrens region, and it became known as the Jersey Devil."

    1. Re:Coast-to-Coast AM by saintlupus · · Score: 1

      The most amazing thing about the Jersey Devil is how it appears fierce, and then utterly vanishes once they playoffs start.

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  54. In a nutshell. by AnonymousClown · · Score: 1

    Expect $20 a gallon gasoline in the not too distant future.

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  55. Just Think.. by sycodon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ...about how many nuke plants we could have had in operation by now had it not been for the anti-nuke activists.

    It could have been the case that offshore drilling wouldn't even have been required.

    We could have been well on the way to electric transportation infrastructure.

    But, we'll never know now.

    Thanks anti-nuke wackos.

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    1. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

      So BP fucking up is the fault of the anti-nuclear movement? Great thinking.

      If we didn't use such energy-inefficient appliances/vehicles/facilities, we wouldn't need the oil either.
      If we didn't live this wasteful cosumation-oriented lifestyle...
      If there weren't so many of us...
      If Adam and Eve hadn't copulated...
      If God hadn't created...

      Thank you very much, God. Asshole...

    2. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, it's too bad those anti-nuke wackos don't acknowledge that Nucular power is harmless. I suppose it just boils down to how you want to create your dead zone.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chernobyl_disaster

    3. Re:Just Think.. by Dodgy+G33za · · Score: 1

      We could have all been killed by a third world war prompted by all that extra nuclear fuel kicking around the world. We could have been killed by a few of those plants going critical. Thanks anti-nuke wackos.

    4. Re:Just Think.. by somersault · · Score: 1

      Thank you very much, God. Asshole...

      Welcome to Enlightenment. Please check your corporeal body at the door.

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      which is totally what she said
    5. Re:Just Think.. by darkpixel2k · · Score: 1

      Thank you very much, God. Asshole...

      Welcome to Enlightenment. Please check your corporeal body at the door.

      Whoa....is that Buddha? Oh--and look over there, it's Muhammad. And is that the guy from Jonestown?....wait a minute, why is it so hot in here...?

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    6. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And so how does one derive plastics from nuclear energy, oh Wise One?
      Fuels are not the only products cracked from oil.

    7. Re:Just Think.. by ZedNaught · · Score: 1

      You mean the way the anti-war activists kept us from waging war in Viet Nam and Iraq ?
      From the DOE website:

      There are several reasons why there are no firm plans to build new nuclear power reactors. First among these in the short term is that many if not most regions of the Nation presently have surplus baseload generating capacity. There are exceptions to this conclusion. California imports much of its base load electricity needs but also effectively discourages new production from the typical base load power sources, coal and nuclear. This short term base load surplus must be worked off before any new nuclear construction can be seriously considered.

      A longer-term reason why no nuclear power has been built is that the capital costs of building a new nuclear power plant have historically been high. There are also considerable financial costs and risks related to the long construction periods in the industry. The last completed nuclear reactor, Watts Bar-1, took 24 years to complete. There has been a history of regulatory uncertainty. The extreme case is the Shoreham plant on Long Island that was essentially completed before it was decided that it would not be allowed to operate. Policy issues such as spent fuel disposal methods, liability insurance questions, and overall safety concerns on the part of the public have also adversely affected nuclear construction.

    8. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think what you're really after is:

      Thanks oil merchants for creating the FUD that created the anti-nuke whackos so you could prop up your business model.

    9. Re:Just Think.. by vasudha · · Score: 1

      Anti-nuke whackos were also anti - offshore drilling and anti - car. If we'd have listened to them and the military hadn't kept all the tech secrets for weaponry...?

    10. Re:Just Think.. by TheGavster · · Score: 1

      We could have developed knowledge to where we realized that commercial nuclear fuel is unsuitable for use in bombs. We could have also taken note that any nuclear pile being used for power generation is critical. Fuck anti-nuke wackos with their rocks and clubs.

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    11. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      ...if people had listened to Jimmy Carter and started conserving energy back in the 70s we wouldn't need either.

    12. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly, we'd be all driving around in Ford Nucleons, and the world would be perfect if it wasn't for those meddling greenies!

    13. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was reported in the news media a year ago or so, that the consumption of of fissionables has been greater than the mining production of those fissionables. Had it not been for the stockpiles we owe to the disarmament of old nuke stockpiles, we wouldn't be able to feed the current population of nuclear reactors, let alone a lot of new ones. What you meant to say then is: thank god for the anti-nuke wackos. Without them we'd be out of nuclear fuel already.

    14. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If we just had driven more economical cars and had more mass transportation and more economical homes and more compact cities instead of sprawling metropolises. We have proven over and over that more supply does not help us because we just increase our consumption to match. Cheap gas meant bigger cars, cheap nuclear electricity would just mean larger homes.

    15. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If we just had driven more economical cars and had more mass transportation ...

      Well, I've been doing this since the 1970's, how about the rest of you? Bicycle when possible, drive a fun small car when the bike won't do, combine trips, work from home (no commute), insulate the house, turn out lights... I still use a lot of energy for one person, when compared to the world average, but I'm probably less than half the average N. American. I can't say that I feel deprived at all on my low consumption "energy diet", it's fun to consider energy use as part of daily activity.

    16. Re:Just Think.. by ZorbaTHut · · Score: 1

      Only because nobody's bothering to mine nuclear fuel - and nobody's bothering to mine it because the stockpiles are a cheaper source of it.

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    17. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You probably don't drive because all cars are built like the Corvair, right?

      Welcome to the no-IQ zone.

    18. Re:Just Think.. by mgblst · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Believe it or not the anti-nuke activists had very little to do with it.

      Can you think of anyone else, who makes large amounts of money, and buy politicians by the bucket load, who has profited from lack of nuclear plants??

      Thats right, your old friends the Coal, Gas and Petroleum industries.

      Amazing as it is to believe, hippies haven't actually had that much of an affect on civilization.

    19. Re:Just Think.. by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 5, Informative

      We could have been killed by a few of those plants going critical.

      All nuclear plants are critical. That is how they goddamned work. Once again, another anti-nuke wacko proves he has no fucking idea what he is talking about, prefering to throw around "scary" words instead of actually researching shit. I swear to god, it's like knowledge is actually taboo to you people.

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    20. Re:Just Think.. by ppanon · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Not at all. It's just that a big part of the USA has the "Everything is better if it's private" mental disease, combined with the "Regulation is unnecessary bureaucracy" mental disease. So the same corporate policy tendencies for short term profits at the expense of safety that made the Gulf of Mexico Three Amigos cut corners when running a deep water rig can be expected to also apply to privately run nuclear power plants. Instead of a large oil slick that kills all wildlife over hundreds of square miles and takes 20 years to break down, you would have a nuclear waste spill that infects groundwater, rendering a huge area uninhabitable for hundreds of years. Until you completely cut off for-profit corporate contributions to political organizations and campaigns, you can't allow corporations to run really dangerous projects because they'll manipulate the political process to allow them to make more money by cutting oversight on necessary safety processes.
      Because even if you haven't figured it out yet after the bank bailouts, many corporate executives have figured out that it doesn't matter whether cutting corners may mean that the company might go bankrupt in 3 or 4 years as long as they can make massive bonuses through increasing profits by cutting safety margins and taking other significant risks with a half-life that's long enough to get them set up for life.

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    21. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We * could * have roped off a square a hundred miles on a side, in some desert somewhere, and fiiled it full of solar cells - providing the entire earth with all the power it could ever use for a tidy monthly fee.

    22. Re:Just Think.. by Zancarius · · Score: 5, Funny

      I swear to god, it's like knowledge is actually taboo to you people.

      I just had a troubling thought... imagine telling them how the sun works.

      I can see it now: A mad rush to mail/telephone their representatives to ban that burning thermonuclear device in the sky.

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    23. Re:Just Think.. by blazemonkey · · Score: 0

      Well, plascics COULD be made out of hemp....

    24. Re:Just Think.. by PastaLover · · Score: 1

      And so how does one derive plastics from nuclear energy, oh Wise One?
      Fuels are not the only products cracked from oil.

      I suppose you could argue (devil's advocate here) that if you were to cut out oil for most domestic transportation and power generation, you wouldn't need to do any offshore drilling. It seems somewhat easier to shut off a well when it blows up on land.

    25. Re:Just Think.. by V+for+Vendetta · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the no-IQ zone.

      Talking about no-IQ zone ... you do realize that running nuclear facilities isn't the main problem we face, but getting rid off the toxic waste? The world is running nuclear power plants for how long? 50 years? And we've yet to find a place on earth to store away the nuclear waste, which is supposed to be safe for next couple of 100,000 years. Today, there's not *one* *single* *place* in the whole damned world for that purpose.

    26. Re:Just Think.. by Joe+U · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm very pro atomic energy, and I wouldn't want one within 50 miles of where I live or work.

      Mostly because the plants are run by electric companies like ConEd, who typically has one explosion a year with their generators. If you take these morons out of the picture then I wouldn't have a problem living near one.

      I only know one easy way to do that, make sure you can't earn a profit from it. Otherwise it's going to be the typical, do it as cheaply as possible to get the most money from it, and then blame someone else when the groundwater is contaminated.

    27. Re:Just Think.. by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 1

      Not at all. It's just that a big part of the USA has the "Everything is better if it's private" mental disease, combined with the "Regulation is unnecessary bureaucracy" mental disease. So the same corporate policy tendencies for short term profits at the expense of safety that made the Gulf of Mexico Three Amigos cut corners when running a deep water rig can be expected to also apply to privately run nuclear power plants. Instead of a large oil slick that kills all wildlife over hundreds of square miles and takes 20 years to break down, you would have a nuclear waste spill that infects groundwater, rendering a huge area uninhabitable for hundreds of years. Until you completely cut off for-profit corporate contributions to political organizations and campaigns, you can't allow corporations to run really dangerous projects because they'll manipulate the political process to allow them to make more money by cutting oversight on necessary safety processes. Because even if you haven't figured it out yet after the bank bailouts, many corporate executives have figured out that it doesn't matter whether cutting corners may mean that the company might go bankrupt in 3 or 4 years as long as they can make massive bonuses through increasing profits by cutting safety margins and taking other significant risks with a half-life that's long enough to get them set up for life.

      Mod this guy up! I don't understand how people can't realize that it's an almost certain consequence of capitalism that corners will be cut, that aught not have been cut because the payout to the few will outweigh the misery of the masses.

    28. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What country do you live in? If it's the US, then the nuclear power industry has never killed a single member of the general public (employees/contractors have died on the job, but still, the safety record in the nuclear industry is pretty good). This is in sharp contrast to every other power generating industry in the country - even renewables.

      Personally, I wouldn't want to live near my nuke plant since there is a damn coal plant right next to it.

    29. Re:Just Think.. by Sir_Lewk · · Score: 1

      I've lived next to Three Mile Island practically my entire life, I'm sure you are familiar with it. Yet, I'm not concerned in the slightest.

      Why? Well statistically speaking, nuclear plants are incredibly safe. There are almost 500 nuclear reactors active in the world today, 104 of them being in the US. How many incidents have presented a sincere threat to human life in the past few decades? I can count the number on my hands. It's just not worth worrying about this sort of thing, unless your worry threshold is so low that you'd never live in a house in the woods for fear of falling trees.

      My home as a child was surrounded by trees, on one particularly stormy night a sizeable branch from an oak tree fell onto the roof of my house and nearly broke through the roof. I'll consider becoming concerned about trees long before I ever start worrying myself about nuclear.

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    30. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Gotta love the fear. His quotes about the nuclear fuel are equally as misguided - fuel for commercial plants is way too low grade for weapons, and spent fuel is ridiculously difficult to handle for terrorists.

      Still doesn't beat the guy who I saw on here worrying about "reactor poisons" getting loose. (To those who don't know - reactor poisons are called such because they slow/stop the nuclear chain reaction. Some of them are noble gasses. The name has nothing to do with the relative toxicity of the subtances.)

    31. Re:Just Think.. by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the 100mph carburetors, the engines that run on water, and of course they have had their foot on the neck of the electric car makers since day 1!

      Really, why didn't you just say it was Bush's fault and be done with it?

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      When Fascism comes to America, it will call itself Anti-Fascism, and tell you to give up your guns.
    32. Re:Just Think.. by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Actually, there is...Yucca Mountain. But your buddy Obama shut that down. Probably just so he and people like you could say there is no place to store waste.

      But this is only if we insist on being idiots and "waste" the fuel by using it once instead of reprocessing it and using it again and again until there is hardly any radioactivity left.

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      When Fascism comes to America, it will call itself Anti-Fascism, and tell you to give up your guns.
    33. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do not favor nuclear power and I know more about it -at every level- than you do. There are legitimate arguments against reliance on nuclear power.

    34. Re:Just Think.. by sycodon · · Score: 1

      capital costs of building a new nuclear power plant have historically been high

      Can you spell lawsuits? As in the incessant string of lawsuits filed by the anti- nuke wackos for practically every plant?

      "Policy issues such as spent fuel disposal methods, liability insurance questions, and overall safety concerns on the part of the Luddite, poorly informed, environmental wackos, have also adversely affected nuclear construction."

      There, fixed it for ya.

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    35. Re:Just Think.. by sycodon · · Score: 1

      I'll give you that...anti-nuke wackos are anti-everything. It's easier to say they are pro-live in a cave and eat nuts and twigs.

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    36. Re:Just Think.. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      Yes, I'm sure the big oil companies were absolutely fucking heartbroken that they had to go on raping the planet.

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    37. Re:Just Think.. by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      All nuclear plants are critical. That is how they goddamned work. Once again, another anti-nuke wacko proves he has no fucking idea what he is talking about, prefering to throw around "scary" words instead of actually researching shit. I swear to god, it's like knowledge is actually taboo to you people.

      You know full well what the GP meant, 'though admittedly somewhere like slashdot is not a good place to use a popularised technicality incorrectly.

      In everyday usage when a nuclear power plant goes critical it is just about to explode or is in the early stages of a meltdown. Blame Hollywood.

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    38. Re:Just Think.. by skarphace · · Score: 1

      Not at all. It's just that a big part of the USA has the "Everything is better if it's private" mental disease, combined with the "Regulation is unnecessary bureaucracy" mental disease. So the same corporate policy tendencies for short term profits at the expense of safety that made the Gulf of Mexico Three Amigos cut corners when running a deep water rig can be expected to also apply to privately run nuclear power plants. Instead of a large oil slick that kills all wildlife over hundreds of square miles and takes 20 years to break down, you would have a nuclear waste spill that infects groundwater, rendering a huge area uninhabitable for hundreds of years. Until you completely cut off for-profit corporate contributions to political organizations and campaigns, you can't allow corporations to run really dangerous projects because they'll manipulate the political process to allow them to make more money by cutting oversight on necessary safety processes. Because even if you haven't figured it out yet after the bank bailouts, many corporate executives have figured out that it doesn't matter whether cutting corners may mean that the company might go bankrupt in 3 or 4 years as long as they can make massive bonuses through increasing profits by cutting safety margins and taking other significant risks with a half-life that's long enough to get them set up for life.

      Mod this guy up! I don't understand how people can't realize that it's an almost certain consequence of capitalism that corners will be cut, that aught not have been cut because the payout to the few will outweigh the misery of the masses.

      Take a look at our current nuke plants now. They have very strong oversight and are virtually accident proof these days. It is possible to check greed with oversight and regulation.

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    39. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Few problems there.

      • We don't have that much material that creates said solar cells
      • Material used in creating those cells results in a lot of very toxic waste
      • Solar cells don't last forever - they must be replaced
      • Such a huge area of solar cells would require a massive cleaning effort
      • If we went all solar, our energy prices would easily be multiplied 3 times, if not 10

      There are many reasons that solar power is a fraction of a percent of our power generation. This is the tip of the iceberg, and if you refuse to look at the facts, then you will continue to act like reality doesn't matter. Your arguments will be indefensible, and no one will listen to you.

    40. Re:Just Think.. by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      My home as a child was surrounded by trees, on one particularly stormy night a sizeable branch from an oak tree fell onto the roof of my house and nearly broke through the roof. I'll consider becoming concerned about trees long before I ever start worrying myself about nuclear.

      My neighborhood has tons of trees, and we pay to have them trimmed and pruned properly each year, they make sure dead branches are removed and any tree that shows that it's in danger of falling is removed, immediately. To do it right, this costs money, the tree budget is quite high, but we like the trees.

      Now, assume the people are in charge of the pruning think that they're not maximizing profits, so instead of trimming once a year, they do it every two years. Out of the 104 trees, only a few major branches fall, some cars are destroyed but no one is hurt. Is that a good record? Just think of how much more money they could make if they only trimmed every three years!

      Utilities shouldn't be able to make profits any more than the fire department should. Take the greed out of the equation and things might run better.

      Here's some reading on tritium leaks contaminating the local water supplies near plants, http://adamswebsearch2.nrc.gov/idmws/ViewDocByAccession.asp?AccessionNumber=ML101270439

    41. Re:Just Think.. by arekusu_ou · · Score: 1

      Yes...but Coal, Gas, and Petroleum act based on greed and selfishness, which is an acceptable American virtue and something that can be understood. The way they manipulate the system takes intelligence and can be respected.

      Anti-nuke Hippies however act on foolish and stupid motivations, trying to push us back into pre-industrial age and use emotion as their weapon. That's far less respectable.

      We need vast amounts of energy to feed our growing energy hunger, and we need to supply it somehow. Properly managed nuclear energy is definitely a better long term solution than wind, hydro, oil, solar, coal, and natural gas as a primary source. Wind, Hydro, and Solar don't have the massive power generation that Nuclear power has. They'd be nice supplementary energy though.

      One thing bothers me about electric cars. If everyone has an electric car. What would we do? Electric re-gas stations with huge power conduit to them? Or revamp the entire electrical grid so each home would get enough amperage to handle it? Do we have brownouts now because the grid can't handle the load, or the power source can't produce enough.

    42. Re:Just Think.. by Al+Dimond · · Score: 1

      That just doesn't pass the smell test to me. A lot of the slow progress on nuclear deployment has come because the costs to get a plant off the ground and insure it are so high. And even if nuclear power had made electricity cheaper, even now electricity is cheaper than internal combustion for transportation (it has been for a while IIRC). The difficulty has been building electric cars that are both good and cheap. The hardest parts of that, as I understand it, are battery tech and charging tech. They're just today becoming usable, and they're still not cheap. Do you think that having a somewhat cheaper electricity source would have made those things cheap and usable in the 80s? I sure don't.

      Some absolute anti-nuke activists are misguided, sure. Some are NIMBYs -- as I can't imagine property values near a nuke plant going anywhere but down, NIMBYism is at least economically rational. Some are concerned about the unbounded risk of nuclear power and that the risk cannot be entirely borne by those responsible for it. And some are legitimately concerned that nuclear fuel is yet another (effectively) non-renewable resource, and one whose extraction could be ecologically dangerous.

      The fact is that we're all responsible. We've all helped to create the "car culture", the unending sprawl that requires burning huge amounts of oil. We haven't enforced, though our politicians, that the risks of oil production must be paid for at the gas pump, so we've created an incentive to take risks in exploration. And here we are.

    43. Re:Just Think.. by KovaaK · · Score: 1

      You and Dodgy G33za are trying to redefine a word that is well-defined. Perhaps the word you are looking for is "supercritical," but that isn't even a catch all. Meltdown is the most concise.

      I've never seen Hollywood misuse the term, but maybe you are mixing it up with a "criticality accident" in which fuel unexpectedly goes critical. Example: spent fuel rods in a spent fuel pool are placed too closely together and go critical. This doesn't result in anything like Chernobyl.

      Car analogy: You are saying that your engine and gas tank exploded when it was just your tire that blew out.

    44. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is in sharp contrast to every other power generating industry in the country - even renewables.

      Source?

    45. Re:Just Think.. by KovaaK · · Score: 1

      Your statement basically boils down to saying that the only way for utilities to make money is by cutting corners, right? In the world of nuclear power plants, that isn't the case at all.

      A great way to make more money for the operating plants is very simple - improve equipment reliability so that they can be running at full power at a larger percentage of the time. We call this number the capacity factor. The nuke plants in this country average over 90% capacity factor. For comparison, coal is the next closest at 70%. Solar/Wind are closer to 20-30%.

      Given the strict regulations from the NRC, the smallest equipment failure can force the plant to enter a technical specification where power is reduced. The way that nukes get around this is simple - they (very) proactively monitor and replace equipment. If something unexpectedly fails, they find out why and keep a strongly linked database of similar failures so that they can trend such equipment.

      Furthermore, the cleaner equipment is, the better it performs. Having a small leak from the primary system to a secondary system may not cause any immediate concern for the general public (unless many other systems start failing too), but it causes more wear and tear on the equipment in that system due to unexpected chemistry. The quicker such issues are addressed (and the more issues that are prevented), the more reliably the plant is run.

      The industry also has its own rating system from INPO that helps them stay competitive in a wide range of metrics. It's pretty clear that when plants fail to perform well, they fall behind and are the target of harsh regulations.

      Disclaimer: I'm a 25 year old Nuclear Engineer (B.S. in Computer Engineering) in Pennsylvania. I was very pro-nuke prior to starting here a little over a year ago.

    46. Re:Just Think.. by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      One thing bothers me about electric cars. If everyone has an electric car. What would we do? Electric re-gas stations with huge power conduit to them? Or revamp the entire electrical grid so each home would get enough amperage to handle it? Do we have brownouts now because the grid can't handle the load, or the power source can't produce enough

      There's also option #3: put solar panels on every roof, so that much of the electric power for the electric cars can be generated locally and less added grid capacity is required.

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      I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    47. Re:Just Think.. by Jeremi · · Score: 1

      Once again, another anti-nuke wacko proves he has no fucking idea what he is talking about, prefering to throw around "scary" words instead of actually researching shit. I swear to god, it's like knowledge is actually taboo to you people.

      It sounds like you're so enraged that you are unwilling to acknowledge that there could be any valid concerns about the hazards of nuclear power. That's all well and good if your goal is just to rant on Slashdot, but if you actually want to promote nuclear power, you ought to wipe the spittle off of your chin and try a little respectful discussion instead of flinging insults. "You people" are the people who will vote for or against nuclear power, and calling them names isn't going to help them see your side of things.

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      I don't care if it's 90,000 hectares. That lake was not my doing.
    48. Re:Just Think.. by rhakka · · Score: 1

      insert comment regarding danger of nukes and nuclear fuel storage.

      insert rebuttal claiming total nuclear safety and the lack of a nuclear fuel storage problem despite real world examples to the contrary.

      You bore me, nuke whacko.

    49. Re:Just Think.. by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Try some of your "Green" mushrooms. You will soon be back to worshiping the trees.

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      When Fascism comes to America, it will call itself Anti-Fascism, and tell you to give up your guns.
    50. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nuclear power has its good points, and I'm not entirely opposed to it. But a lot of nerds seem to think it'll solve all of our problems... It's kind of like an Internet meme.

    51. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...about how many safety measures BP ignored, being relied upon to self-regulate.

      It could have been the case that they developed safer methods of alternative energy via their immense profits.

      We could have had just about any alternative to oil you care to name.

      But we'll never know now.

      Thanks, anti-regulation libertarian wackos.

    52. Re:Just Think.. by KovaaK · · Score: 1

      http://tedrockwell.typepad.com/files/factsreport2010apr.pdf

      Page 15-19 has a information on wind-power accidents. I don't think there is any debate on fossil fuels issues for the general public, right?

      I don't have any info about solar-power related deaths on-hand, but it involves people attempting to clean their roofs and falling to their deaths. I could dig it up if you really want.

    53. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nuclear energy will result in its own share of problems. Let's consider the New Mexico salt mines as an example. Yes, they are functioning well as a resource to store spent uranium but it will soon be full. Nuclear energy is a very good and necessary resource but it cannot be our only one, and should not be our main one.

      I'm all for the mixed plan. Let AWEA push for 30% wind by 2020. We can do 10% nuclear, I wouldn't think any more than 10% to 15% nuclear is a good idea at all.

    54. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://tedrockwell.typepad.com/files/factsreport2010apr.pdf

      Page 15-19 has a information on wind-power accidents. I don't think there is any debate on fossil fuels issues for the general public, right?

      Good points with wind. Then again, we don't have so many problems with nuclear because of the massive oversight and regulations. Not that that's bad, but perhaps if people are going to build more large wind farms some of that is needed there too.

      I don't have any info about solar-power related deaths on-hand, but it involves people attempting to clean their roofs and falling to their deaths. I could dig it up if you really want.

      You know, there are a lot of other things people do on their roofs that could cause them to fall to their deaths. Things like replacing shingles and putting up Ham radio antennas. Pinning that on solar's a little shifty.

    55. Re:Just Think.. by KovaaK · · Score: 1

      Pinning that on solar's a little shifty.

      Well, you have to consider what would happen if we increased our percentage of solar power generation to the levels that some advocate. I think it's a valid question.

      In a similar light, when you talk about large wind farms that may require new regulations - such regulations would only increase the cost of wind power. It's already much more expensive than nuclear, and it has gotten more subsidies per megawatt-hour generated than nuclear. The final cost of this type of power does not seem to be particularly competitive.

      Nuclear has a huge advantage in terms of scalability and concentrated power (both in terms of volume of fuel to power generated, and in terms of land taken up to power generated).

    56. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Though in favor of nuclear energy myself, I'll go ahead and play devil's advocate here.

      Or, we could be minus a few cities and a few million people given just a handful of 3-mile Island or Chernobyl style accidents. But we'll never know.

    57. Re:Just Think.. by Knuckles · · Score: 1

      It may be possible to check it, but you are posting in a thread that exists because it failed.

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    58. Re:Just Think.. by Doomdark · · Score: 1
      Yeah. One freaking accident, killing relatively small number of people. Number of people that die on annual basis on oil-production related accident exceeds that number.

      You, sir/madam are a very good example of said "anti-nuke wackos"

      Not that there aren't more elaborate anti-nuclear-power people, with sometimes somewhat valid concerns. But this isn't one of them.

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    59. Re:Just Think.. by rhakka · · Score: 1

      and yet I still await any working examples of the solutions to the problems your type always indicates are solved.

      where are the magical no waste plants?

      short of that, where are the long term, workable containment strategies for the massively increased amount of waste you are promoting?

      You can wave hands and make pointless ad hominem attacks all you like, but even countries with very active nuclear programs have not solved these problems. Meanwhile, most of our energy needs can be met with a variety of other sources. It would be a bit more expensive, but a lot less likely to result in catastrophic failure or render massive tracts of land uninhabitable.

      Hell, vermont is poisoning its ground water (and its neighbors) right now. Pretty hard to imagine how an offshore wind farm, tidal energy plant, onshore wind, solar thermal, distributed PV, hydro, biomass, conservation or geothermal would result in any kind of damage like that.

      massive oil spills, flyash floods, centuries at least of containment issues when we can't even keep a nuclear plant from leaking radiation over 30 years in VT... yeah. fuck it, it's cheap, right?

      by the time anyone can finish building another round of nuke plants, PV will be half the cost it is now or better.. it's falling at an excellent rate and regular advances make new methods cheaper and easier to obtain. Sinking billions into a dangerous and unmanagable energy source in the long term is just a waste of money, frankly, when we could simply be getting very, very serious about clean sources.

      Shill on, whacko.

    60. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except oil is burned to power cars, airplanes and ships, coal is what fuels most U.S. homes.

      Yes, coal is awful, yes we should build more nuclear plants, but the conundrum of petroleum will remain for a while.

    61. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...about how many nuke plants we could have had in operation by now had it not been for the anti-nuke activists.

      It could have been the case that offshore drilling wouldn't even have been required.

      We could have been well on the way to electric transportation infrastructure.

      But, we'll never know now.

      Thanks anti-nuke wackos.

      Chernobl...nuff said.

      P.J.Phreak posting as A.C

    62. Re:Just Think.. by Joe+U · · Score: 1

      Your statement basically boils down to saying that the only way for utilities to make money is by cutting corners, right?

      No, I'm saying that the need to maximize profits always pops up when it comes to utilities and cutting corners is an easy way to do it.

      In the world of nuclear power plants, that isn't the case at all.

      Not yet, but I fully expect the local energy company to figure out a way to make them operate as safely and efficiently as they do their other operations.

    63. Re:Just Think.. by sycodon · · Score: 1

      Hello? Yucca Mountain. Have you been living in a cave?

      Unfortunately your buddy Obama stopped that in its tracks. Probably so he and people like you could say "there's no place to keep the waste!"

      And that's only if you insist on storing perfectly good fuel instead of reprocessing it until there is hardly any energy left. But you will say "ooohhh it's too dangerous". Of course you know nothing of which you speak.

      As for building new ones, all it takes is a few approved designed, central manufacturing, and a out right prohibition on lawsuits by the wackos and the nuke plants could go up faster than anyone imagined possible.

      You people will say it can't be done, but it can. And the sooner we get started the better.

      "Alternative" Energy is like fusion...it's always just around the corner.

      So you just keep saying No to nuclear energy and they will keep drilling. Because wind farms and solar are pipe dreams for you people to jack off to.

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    64. Re:Just Think.. by Troed · · Score: 1

      On nuclear "waste":

      Highly radioactive = low half time = not radioactive for long
      Low radioactivity = long half time = radioactive for long (but not dangerous)

      Oh, and "waste" is actually the same as fuel, if you build modern reactors. So this "waste" you're so concerned about is neither dangerous for long, and shouldn't be hidden away but used anyway.

    65. Re:Just Think.. by Troed · · Score: 1

      where are the magical no waste plants?

      Less (a lot less) "waste":

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Breeder_reactor

      Safety:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pebble_bed_reactor

      India is building them (and will go Thorium instead of Uranium):

      http://www.world-nuclear.org/info/inf53.html

      Tell me, for how long did you research your convictions before posting insults?

    66. Re:Just Think.. by rhakka · · Score: 1

      right, there are no problems with Yucca, and it would be absolutely safe for thousands of years. that's why everyone is so hot to finish the project. there aren't any concerns with seismic activity or the like.

      I'm not the one saying reprocessing is too dangerous. but who is doing that? No one, really. gosh, I wonder why.

      You talk about jack off fantasies and all you can do is say If, If, If... yet countries with very active nuclear industries and plenty of money for them STILL have all the same problems. It's almost like you don't have a clue what you are talking about, or the *entire nuclear industry* doesn't.

      meanwhile, the cost of PV fell 30% in the last year and wind generation is growing at tremendous rates. Excuse me while I go jack off.

    67. Re:Just Think.. by rhakka · · Score: 1

      tell me, why are none built yet? plenty of countries around using plenty of nuclear other than US... NONE of them found the tech compelling before now?

      Original nukes were supposed to be totally safe and too cheap to meter. So you'll forgive me if I don't just shout hallelujah at more predictions of safety and performance on experimental technology and instead simply ask, where is it working and how it is doing?

      Your own links show problems experienced with actual pebble bed reactors led to early shutdown (amazing... ALREADY BUILT and they shut it down! wow, that must have been an AWESOME power plant). Breeder reactors still have a long term containment problem, it's just measured in hundreds instead of thousands of years, whoopee! improvement, but still a long term containment problem since it would take longer than many countries have been around for it to decay to safe levels. See how fast the USSR went from world powerhouse to dissolution. Then go ahead and tell me it could 'never happen here', and that there is no concern with weapons-grade waste laying around for centuries. go ahead. then, perhaps you could top it off by complaining about how I'm the one who is totally idealistic and ignoring reality, as opposed to this incredible world without political instability or major catastrophe the nuke whackos all pretend will exist.

      Meanwhile, all the tech I already posted about is real, exists now, and is falling in price. Focusing on clean alternatives can be done. not quite as cheaply as nuclear, of course. but not out of the ballpark either, and with amazingly less peripheral issues to deal with, such as complete environmental devastation, nuclear proliferation and terrorism, etc.

    68. Re:Just Think.. by sycodon · · Score: 1

      "I'm not the one saying reprocessing is too dangerous. but who is doing that? No one, really. gosh, I wonder why."

      I think the French would take exception to you calling them "no one".

      Dumb ass. You ignorance is exceeded only by your...well...nothing really.

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    69. Re:Just Think.. by rhakka · · Score: 1

      I apologize, I didn't mean to insinuate that no on reprocesses. I should have said "who is using it to solve their waste problem"? and that answer is "no one", reprocessing does not solve the waste problem, it only reduces it. Specifically it reduces it just to a stupid level of optimism for avoidance of a long term catastrophe or theft, rather than a totally insane level for a nearly eternal protection tiemframe without it.

      France still has plenty of nuclear waste to deal with and reprocessing won't get rid of it.

      We've had nukes making power on this planet for almost 60 years. and yet in all that time, no one in the world has managed to actually create and put into service a final resting place for the waste that we have not figured out how to avoid making.

      a reasonable person might call that a non-trivial obstacle to the long term usage of the technology. But you nuke whackos just ignore it and cry about why we aren't rushing to saddle our great great great great great great great great great great great grandkids with this containment problem.

      Instead, WE could just deal with slightly more expensive energy, and never even have to consider the possible problems that nuclear presents from a security or environmental standpoint.

      crazy talk.

    70. Re:Just Think.. by Troed · · Score: 1

      tell me, why are none built yet?

      Because of people like you, who let their emotions and myths rule their lives instead of looking at actual facts.

      predictions of safety and performance on experimental technology

      Do you understand what passive safety means when it comes to a nuclear reactor? The info is available in the link I gave. I assume you don't doubt the laws of physics .. ?

      Your own links show problems experienced with actual pebble bed reactors led to early shutdown

      Only if you're unable to understand written English and listen to voices in your head instead.

      it's just measured in hundreds instead of thousands of years

      ... and in the amount of waste produced which makes a huge difference as far as safe containment is concerned.

      complete environmental devastation, nuclear proliferation and terrorism

      "Myths and emotions" describe your views quite well.

      ... and as to your original question, feel free to read and research yourself sometime. You might learn something.

      (France has run a breeder reactor for a long time as a means of reducing the amount of "waste" - and the reason India hasn't been able to build a nuclear industry until now was answered in the link I posted)

      Tell me, for how long did you research your convictions before posting insults?

    71. Re:Just Think.. by rhakka · · Score: 1

      First off, 'people like me' would be people who don't believe in magic, infallible extraction, generation, reprocessing, and CENTURIES LONG STORAGE chains. Wow. how crazy. and "we" have stopped this nuclear "progress" all over the world, in totalitarian regimes, democracies, you name it, everywhere, until the crunch a couple of years ago that scared everyone into desparation. wow. we're pretty amazing, us rational people.

      if you're not going to read your own docs, let me help. if you actually read them, you find the history is less than idyllic. Read about AVR AND the THTR-300 right there.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pebble_bed_reactor#Germany

      I am not saying that the technology is doomed, worthless, and never to be used: I am saying that it is not some holy grail magic bullet that will automatically lead us to shangri-la of safe, eternal nuclear power for all, as you "myth and emotion" nuclear types like to pretend.

      In other words, we should keep working on the tech, like we've been working on other alternatives over the last few decades. Just please stop pretending it's ready to primetime to save us all. China is apparently making a big gamble on the tech right now. Bully for them. First ones are up in running in 3 years with no slowdowns. MAYBE then they will demonstrate that it is so good at generating energy that they might not shut it down in just a few years, eh? Maybe they will solve the problem that caused all the contamination in the AVR reactor and surrounding groundwater? That Passive Safety worked out real well, eh?

      As for waste,

      Reducing waste helps, but it does not solve the waste problem. Without reducing it, the situation is so stupid that it borders on the ludicrous: large amounts of material unsafe for THOUSANDS of years? No one with any grasp on reality should even consider that feasible.

      With reprocessing, You still need to figure out how you are going to keep the remaining material safe for HUNDREDS of years. The soviets couldn't even keep nuclear warheads safe for DECADES due to completely unforseen issues. problems with/sabotage of/attacks on storage areas, transportation, extraction, processing, OR in energy generation could all cause major problems. Maybe it isn't extremely likely. But then, it's not "likely" than an oil rig is going to explode and destroy the gulf of mexico either. But it is a risk. and given a long enough timeline, all risks will come to reality. There will be a major nuclear system failure, there will be other gigantic oil spills and coal ash avalanches.

      There is NO such risk with the clean alternatives. Reasonable people would notice that and perhaps value it. The lack of pollution in energy generation (only occurring during the manufacturing of the equipment) is a major plus too.

      So why risk it? Ten years ago you could have said that we had no viable alternatives with some credibility. But now, that just isn't true. it's just a question of not going for the CHEAPEST possible energy... it's all still very viable.

      So, let me know when you are interested in posting things *other* than insults. I'll simply stick with the Facts. the facts are clean energy is feasible at a slightly increased cost over current electrical generation methods. Nukes can help keep it cheaper but with risk we can completely avoid. So we should avoid that risk.

      Otherwise, please feel free to show me the reactor that generates no dangerous long term nuclear waste (short term is ok, not dangerous is ok as long as volume isn't gigantic) and that cannot contaminate large areas of the earth in case of failure OR attack. ok? just do that, and I'll be on your side.

    72. Re:Just Think.. by Troed · · Score: 1

      just do that, and I'll be on your side

      Sure, put the waste in a container in the mojave desert. Mark it "dangerous".

      Let me guess - you're still not "on my side" - even though the above is for all practicalities reasonable when we're talking hundreds of years. The reason people are worried about the current "waste" is because the number "hundreds of thousands of years" is being bandied around even though it's not true.

      As to the rest of your post, you still need to brush up on your English (it's not even my first language and I seem to parse it better) and you need to look into the actual facts around the raw material and production methods needed for your "clean" energies and not only the myths* you keep believing around the oh-so-scary nuclear.

      At the current rate of doubling of efficiency/cost we'll be able to supply most of our energy needs through solar alone. No regulation is needed to get there - only normal technological development. That doesn't mean we shouldn't use other options available to us - and oh-so-scary nuclear is simply one of the best ones.

      That is, if you care about facts.

      *) you really seem to believe nuclear waste and nuclear warheads have anything to do with each other

    73. Re:Just Think.. by rhakka · · Score: 1

      -First off, there is nothing wrong with my english, though I have to wonder how even if english is your second language (you write very well considering that fact especially, kudos) how you are claiming my understanding of the issues around the pebble bed reactors is wrong. the article detailed the contamination issues faced in black and white. are you just plugging your ears and chanting, or do you have an actual argument to articulate about that?

      -nuclear waste from reprocessing includes material that can more easily be processed into a weapon grade material, that is why I am "equating" the two. We are not just guarding a few football fields of toxic junk for hundreds of years here. That wouldn't be any worse than a landfill, really. We are talking about something very different: protecting a potential stockpile of relatively high grade nuclear material.

      Hundreds of years is more reasonable than thousands... definitely true. But it's still a damn long time. Unless you are generating junk you would willingly hand to an enemy or terrorist organization, it's a very long term security issue. we can't even guarantee the existence of our country throughout that kind of timeframe... certainly we can't predict the level of instability we may face in that time.

      -with clean energy powering manufacturing, and cradle to grave recycling (thanks First Solar!) issues are then small with solar. Other methods, also with clean energy powering the processes, are far better than current, dirty, dangerous alternatives already in use.

      legislation is only needed to prevent in the price of a product from making it appear artificially cheap. as they currently do, IMHO. I'm not otherwise worried about leglislation and I don't know why you even bothered to bring it up since I didn't. I am simply opposed, to the nuke lobby acting like it's the savior of the world and pretending that it's a risk free proposition. it is not.

      there is no parsing of this conversation or discussion that results in nuclear being risk free. We are arguing only about grades of risk. I am saying, we don't need to be arguing about risk at all anymore. We should be focusing on the truly risk free alternatives.

      something doesn't have to be "very scary" before it's not preferable to "not scary at all".

    74. Re:Just Think.. by dugeen · · Score: 1

      The thermonuclear device in the sky is 100 million miles away. The nearest nuclear power station is 8 miles away. Guess which one I'm more concerned about.

    75. Re:Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The former is the one that is apt to give you cancer. So you continue to make the point about anti-nuclear ignorance.

    76. Re:Just Think.. by Troed · · Score: 1

      Sorry, completely forgot about replying to this thread.

      What I meant with the pebble bed reactors was of course that the incidents (which were very minor and not the cause of the dismantling) were not with the technique in itself. After all, it's making it impossible for the reactors to go "boom" that's of interest.

    77. Re:Just Think.. by Zancarius · · Score: 1

      The thermonuclear device in the sky is 100 million miles away. The nearest nuclear power station is 8 miles away. Guess which one I'm more concerned about.

      Honestly, I think you're worrying a little needlessly and probably have very little idea how modern reactor designs work.

      But let's put this in perspective: If the device in the sky blows up, all of humanity is wiped out in a fleeting instant. If the one 8 miles away has a worst-case scenario accident (loss of coolent, blowing out steam, maybe even melting down), the disaster area is going to be relatively confined. Humanity won't go extinct.

      I don't have the exact figures in front of me, but the release from Three Mile Island was a very small plume of slightly radioactive material that was estimated to be something on the order of a half mile wide and 20 miles long (maybe a little bigger--but not by much). TMI, in spite of the screw ups, was a success in reactor design. It didn't explode like the one in Chernobyl. It didn't melt its way through layers of cement. It didn't cause a steam plume that spread across much of Europe. Modern designs are really quite safe. I think I'd rather live near a reactor than a wind farm. The noise generated by the latter would drive me bat shit insane.

      Anyway, this is entirely moot. I'm guessing you didn't read the moderation on my post. I was intending to be funny. You didn't get the memo. It helps to laugh sometimes. :)

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  56. Maybe a reference on the supervolcano assertion? by mgbastard · · Score: 1

    As far as I can tell, this idea that somehow this could become a supervolcano and an extinction event seems completely unsupported by the AC's post...

    So please, could I have one cite from a scientist even possibly suggesting that? What was said by the software engineer in the examiner blog isn't supported by anything other than his assertion... and only really by his metaphor of calling it a volcano of oil.

    I call this talking out of his ass unless more can be presented.

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  57. Article FAIL. by goodmanj · · Score: 3, Informative

    General fail: proof by hyperbole. LOOK AT THIS HUGE OIL SLICK HOW CAN YOU SAY IT'S 5000 BARRELS A DAY THAT'S CRAZY! is not a persuasive argument.

    Specific fail: Pipe is not 5 feet in diameter.
    here's a photo of the pipe with a wrench for scale -- BP says the wrench is a foot long. So accounting for perspective, the pipe is a bit more than a foot in diameter. (BP says the outer diameter of the riser pipe was 21" diameter when installed, but it's gotten a bit squished since then.)

    Video shows the pipe about half full of oil, so the cross-sectional area of the flow is 1/2 * pi * (7 inches)^2 = 0.05 meters^2.

    By following the motion of the blobs and plumes of oil, the flow speed seems to be about 1 meter/second. Flow rate = velocity * area = 0.04 m^3/s, or 0.4 barrels/second.

    This is 27,000 barrels per day -- about 5 times BP's estimates, but an order of magnitude less than the article claims.

    1. Re:Article FAIL. by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      Oh, one more fail in the article: "This well needs to produce over 60,000 barrels/day in order to be profitable: therefore it must be leaking more than 60,000 barrels a day now."

      Which would make sense, except that the well is leaking just a trickle of its design capacity. It's the difference between a dripping faucet which you can't shut off completely, and one open full blast.

    2. Re:Article FAIL. by Omestes · · Score: 1

      One problem with your post, I trust BP as much as I trust whatever biblical nutjob wrote TFA. Actually a bit less, since BP has something to gain by misrepresenting facts (which they have already), and TFA's author is just a harmless nut.

      Another problem is that, while your math might be leagues above the author, you too are basing it all on squishy suppositions. Math is only as good as the source of your data.

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    3. Re:Article FAIL. by pclminion · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Nice. Very nice. Your number is in good agreement with this guy's number which was worked out by a somewhat different method. Good to see consistency.

    4. Re:Article FAIL. by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      I kinda doubt BP would misrepresent the length of a wrench. That, plus the video, is all I need to do my calculation.

      Yes, my suppositions are pretty squishy, but I took the trouble to estimate the errors in my calculation, though I forgot to report them in the previous post.

      For the record, my 27,000 barrels/day is uncertain to about a factor of 2-3. It could be 50,000, it could be 10,000.

      But to match BP's estimates 5000 bpd, the oil would have to be coming out at a speed of about 20 cm/sec: to match TFA's "million bpd", the speed would need to be it would 40 meters per sec. You can tell by eyeballing the video that that it's somewhere in between.

    5. Re:Article FAIL. by tobiah · · Score: 1

      My understanding of oil drilling is that an unregulated well will gush at a much higher rate than a regulated one.

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  58. The size of the pipe matters by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you estimate volume by looking at how fast the flow is moving between video frames, you need to convert pixels to inches.
    The size of the pipe gives you that scale factor.

    If it's off by 2x, then your estimate is off by 2x cubed.

    If the pipe is 12 inches and he thought is was 60inches, the volume estimate will be off by 125x.

  59. 1 million bpd? come on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seriously?

    http://www.nationmaster.com/graph/ene_oil_con-energy-oil-consumption suggests that the entire United States only uses 20.7 million barrels of oil per day.

    So we just need 20 of these wells? Come on, this article is dumb. The fearmongering about the amount of oil that is spilling is getting seriously stupid.

    1. Re:1 million bpd? come on by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      The fearmongering about the amount of oil that is spilling is getting seriously stupid.

            I read it on the internet so it has to be true, dammit! :)

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  60. Economic calculations: by labradore · · Score: 2, Funny

    Assuming the following:

    Cost to drill well and get oil to coastal refinery:    $1 Bn
    Daily cost to run the well and pump oil to refinery: $150 K
    Average value of oil over repayment period: $85 / barrel
    Prevailing Interest Rate (opportunity cost of using the cash to drill and run the well): 10% -- this roughly BP's return-on-assets for 2010
    Years to repay: 3

    We can figure that the well would have to produce around 16K to 17K barrels per day to pay for itself at the end of 3 years of operation.
    These numbers are still rough, but it gets us in the ballpark. 5 years takes you to 13K barrels per day.  2 years is about 20K barrels per day.

    If you assume that the well could expel 2x to 3x per day than a controlled well, you get a range of 26k to 60k barrels per day being spewed into the gulf.
    That's 1.8M US gallons of oil per day.

    Someone else needs to take over from here.  How many gallons of water does a gallon of oil pollute in this scenario?  100 gallons of water plluted per gallon of oil?
    That means 180M gallons of water polluted per day.  Or 18B gallons of water polluted by the end of 100 days when we expect the oil to stop flowing due to the new well being drilled.

    If that is polluting the water to a depth of 100 feet and there are 7.5 gallons of water per cubic foot, you get almost 1 square mile of water polluted to a depth of 100 feet.  But we already know that the slick is over 10,000 square miles on the surface.  Either the depth of the pollution is far less than 100 feet or the gallons of oil being spewed is far greater than 10's of 1000's of gallons per day and is well into the 100's of thousands of gallons per day range.

    In any case TFA's reasoning about the tar suspended in the water seems to be bourne out by the fact that there are many areas where the surface slick has not reached the shore but there are tall balls washing up on it.

    I would guess that TFA is generally correct and that what we are facing is, in fact, a "volcano" of oil.

    1. Re:Economic calculations: by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      Good argument up until ...

      If you assume that the well could expel 2x to 3x per day than a controlled well, you get a range of 26k to 60k barrels per day being spewed into the gulf. ... and this is where both you and TFA go wrong on the economics argument.

      It's wrong to assume this well is releasing *more* oil than a production well: the whole point of oil production is to make money as fast as possible: anything you do to slow the flow slows the profits. As a matter of fact, most production wells do everything they can to *maximize* flow.

      In contrast, in a well being drilled, like this one, safety can only be ensured by everything possible to *prevent* oil from flowing.

      In this case, the bottom of the well was filled with concrete to seal it off. The concrete liner is leaking, causing the current spill, but when they start up a production well they blast great big holes in the concrete to maximize the flow. The blowout preventer is also reportedly partly activated, restricting the flow even more.

      So, this well is almost certainly producing far *less* than a production well would.

    2. Re:Economic calculations: by RobbieCrash · · Score: 1

      I'm not so sure you're right. When watering my mother's garden, I put 10 units of water on it, and generally takes me 20 units of time to do so. I'm sure I could put all 10 units of water on it in 5 units of time, but having that much water thrown on my garden at once would fuck shit up. Yes, I want to take as little time doing the task as possible so I can return to my mother's basement, but I don't want her to take my phone away (again), so I can't destroy the garden. You can't just let the oil scream out as fast as physically possible. You need to get it out as fast as controllably possible, in order to not break your equipment. Which, clearly, is not happening in the gulf currently.

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  61. Fuel supplies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Okay, so we've got a reserve of oil nearly the size of the Gulf of Mexico ready to jump out of the ground.

    Wasn't there something a few years back about how we were running low on oil and be looking for a better source?

  62. I thank the Lord each day.. for the Apocalypse by sick_soul · · Score: 3, Funny

    The population is greatly decreased,
    and now the odds are greatly increased,
    that I may someday get a chance
    to kiss your lips.

    I thank the Lord each day,
    for the Apocalypse.

    Folks are mostly disfigured or dead,
    but sugar I won't let it go to my head

    My Mammas face has dripped down into the dirt,
    but I'm still chasing chittlins, whiskey and skirt.

    1. Re:I thank the Lord each day.. for the Apocalypse by Verteiron · · Score: 1

      Best in-game song EVER.

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    2. Re:I thank the Lord each day.. for the Apocalypse by XO · · Score: 1

      er.. what's that from?

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    3. Re:I thank the Lord each day.. for the Apocalypse by Verteiron · · Score: 2, Informative

      Full Throttle.

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  63. no, you dont get shit by unity100 · · Score: 1

    current state, durability, immunity, strength of homo sapiens sapiens bodies are not able to cope up with going fully medieval in lifestyle, leave aside going neolithic or caveman. in many respects, including but not limited to herd immunity.

    and yea, that would be an extinction level event, if we were forced back to middle ages.

  64. Garbage by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The shear amount of bad math, bad science and pure BS in this post is staggering. No well in history has ever encountered anywhere near 70,000 psi, which is also well above the level for plastic flow of the crust. 15-20k psi is the maximum that has been encountered anywhere in the Gulf of Mexico. No well in the Gulf has ever tested anywhere near 500,00 Barrels per day. BP would have been ecstatic with a sustained flow of 10,000 Barrels per day.

    Oil rising up through any amount seawater does not act as a fractionation column, it acts like any other lower density fluid injected at the base of a higher density fluid- it floats to the top, intact!

    Natural gas does not disperse well in seawater, although it will form methane hydrate ice complexes if contained which bind the gas in place. No "oxygen is depleted" in this process. When gas is rising to the surface it acts just like an even lighter fluid than oil - it rises faster. Physics 101.

    I don't know which is more frightening; the idiot who posted this, or the people who actually believe it. Sad.

  65. BP agreed with that estimate by cenc · · Score: 1

    BP in one of its early environmental impact statements filed with the U.S. government gave something like 600,000 barrels a day as a worse case before the well was drilled.

    So, relax everyone. It is only able to dump 600,000 barrels of oil a day according to BP.

  66. Not just for the US by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You can find better diagrams, but the water from the Gulf of Mexico suices out between Florida and Cuba and carries on over to Europe taking with it whatever it has:
    http://harvardair.com/images/oceancurrents.jpg

    Normally that Gulf Stream carries with it lots of heat which in dissipating keeps Europe habitable.
    The oil can directly and through side effects like killing shore vegetation can cause the water to become deoxygenated and spread on up through the Atlantic to Europe like one of the old death smogs. I had considered the possibility that this oil leak was an accident till I heard of Limbaugh spouting off. Now it looks like BP execs might possibly have been overly cavalier with life on Earth.

  67. Total, Absolute, 100% Bull by sane? · · Score: 1

    If that well was capable of 1Mbpd BP would have been holding more than a party for a safety record - they would have been giving thanks to their chosen deity for a cast iron miracle.

    NO single well ever produces that volume of oil, ever. We are talking about 10,000 bpd if BP were really lucky.

    What the hell is this article doing being pushed to the front page? Its pretty obvious that most people haven't got the faintest clue about oil exploration if this isn't just laughed at as an onion article.

  68. Oh Fuck!!!!..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They've unleashed the VOM !!!!

    1. Re:Oh Fuck!!!!..... by clanrat · · Score: 1

      Heh. Where's a boy and his flying snake when you need them?

  69. Alot of BS calling... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why do we give this guy any less credibility than BP? It wouldn't surprise me that BP wants hyperbolic injection so it can play the victim and make this disaster sound less foreboding "like its only a Chernobyl." Did BP put him up to this? I am not inspired by BP's promise to cover the damages and at the same time try to shift the blame.

  70. Pipe Equations for Flow (ZOMGAH Math) by bradorsomething · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Stand back! I'm going to try Science!!!

    We're going to be calculating flow for a well, guessing a few variables, which I'll explain are guesses. This math is from Production Optimization Using Nodal Analysis by H Dale Beggs, c. 1991.

    Assumptions
    The well is a saturated reservoir - This means there is no gas cap and that oil is saturated with oil, providing additional lift. I feel that initial reservoir conditions, this is a safe assumption.

    The well has been continuously accessing new reservoir without reaching a fault or boundary - This is a very unlikely assumption, but makes my math a lot easier, as it assumes a steady-state flow. The well probably reached a boundary and saw an associated decrease in flow of almost 1/2 in the first week, which decreased again at the next boundary, etc.

    Flow is in a bubble flow state - Again, this is a safe assumption in a newly tapped saturated reservoir.

    Variables
    d - pipe diameter, which I'm going to say is 3" pipe (2.441" ID) which is an ID of 0.0620014 m

    mu- viscosity, which I'm guessing is 0.05 kg/m-sec, and this is a wild-ass guess, but in the dense oil range.

    rho - density, which I'm guessing is 1000 kg/m^3, which is again, a wild-ass guess, but in the dense oil range.

    Pres - the reservoir pressure. Again, we throw out a number, say... 18,000 psi. This is proprietary knowledge like the last two data points and is also a wild-ass scientific guess. If you have a better number, please plug it in and redo the math.Actually if anyone can supply *any* of these numbers, please do so.

    Pout - the pressure at the end of the pipe. 5000 ft of water is about 2884 psi of back pressure.

    delta_P - the pressure drop between reservoir and fluid release from the pipe. Based on the above, 15, 116 psi, which is 104, 221 kPa.

    V - velocity of flow (m/s)

    f - dimensionless friction, and this is where I'm really going to cheat. I'm calling f = 0.004 based on 3-inch new steel based on a table lookup

    L - pipe length, approximately 13,000 ft is 3962.4 meters

    Equations
    delta_p = (f rho V^2 L)/(2 gc d)

    Actual Work

    104,221 kPa = 104,221 N/m^2 = (f rho V^2 L)/(2 gc d)

    104,221 N/m^2 = ((0.004) (1000)(V^2)(3962.4))/((2) (1) (0.0620014))

    104,221 = 127,816 V^2

    V^2 = 0.8154 m^2/s^2

    V = 0.903 m/s

    with an diameter of 0.0620014 m, the area is 0.049m^2, and the flow is 0.044 m^3 per second.

    This is 0.276751674 bbl/s, and there are 86,400 seconds per day.

    This is approximately 23,907bbl/day of oil.

    So there is a quick, back of the envelope guess of the immediate flow from the reservoir, based on many guesses. Concerns about the environment are left as an exercise to the reader.

    1. Re:Pipe Equations for Flow (ZOMGAH Math) by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      I get a similar result by estimating the cross-sectional area and velocity of the oil coming out the riser pipe, as seen in BP's video.

      Which kinda surprises me, since your estimate assumes unobstructed flow from reservoir to ocean, but BP has been saying they believe the blowout preventer valves are partially closed, restricting the flow of oil to a trickle.

    2. Re:Pipe Equations for Flow (ZOMGAH Math) by bradorsomething · · Score: 1

      Notice I assumed 3" pipe instead of 5" pipe for the flow... I did this to cheat in 2 ways:

      First, I assumed that the pipe has kinks and flow restrictions, which would create at least one throttle in the system, I guessed fixed at 3"

      Second, I am playing fast and loose with the roughness factor, and decided to be VERY conservative. The smaller diameter creates a larger effect from roughness, which also helps account for the fact that the pipe probably still has mud and other things inhibiting flow.

    3. Re:Pipe Equations for Flow (ZOMGAH Math) by Rudisaurus · · Score: 1

      Couple of minor points:

      (1) An undersaturated oil reservoir is one with no free gas (or gas cap; i.e. reservoir pressure is above the bubble pt); a saturated oil reservoir may or may not have a gas cap (reservoir pressure is at the bubble pt). The initial rush of gas at the outset of the blowout may actually indicate the presence of a gas cap. (I doubt you'd have that much solution gas liberated without a whole lot of oil coming right along with it at the velocities we're talking about; initial reports only talked about a tremendous "whoosh" of gas after the seawater in the drill string was blown out.)

      (2) Reservoir pressure is probably closer to normal hydrostatic at 0.433 * 18369 = 7954 psia (if the reservoir wasn't overpressured), which gives us a pressure differential of about 1/3 of what you used.

      So if I take 1/3 the pressure differential and plug it in with the rest of your numbers (plus assuming that flow is internal to the string, not annular), then we get about 8,000 bbl/d -- which doesn't compare too badly with BP's early estimates of 10,000 bbl/d.

      Good job! (Best analysis I've seen in this discussion.)

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    4. Re:Pipe Equations for Flow (ZOMGAH Math) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you're wrong - GP screwed up on 2 points:

      - the pressure differential of 104,221 kPa is NOT equal to 104,221 N/m2, it's 104,221,000 N/m2 (1 kPa = 1000 Pa = 1000 N/m2)

      - the cross-sectional area of 0.049 m2 isn't right, if the diameter is 0.062 m then the cross-sectional area = pi * D^2 / 4 = 0.00302 m2

      These 2 errors offset one another somewhat but the resulting flow is 46,850 bopd or about twice what he estimated it to be.

      And you yourself screwed up on another point - the flowrate is proportional to the velocity which is a function of the square root of the pressure diff (not linearly proportional the way you did it), so if I use your pressure diff instead of his then I get 27,130 bopd.

  71. Pipe Diameter? by catchblue22 · · Score: 1

    The article claims that the pipe diameter of the leaking pipe is five feet. I have trouble believing this. I haven't been able to find a good source for the actual pipe diameter, however. Anyone know a reliable source for this information?

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    1. Re:Pipe Diameter? by budgenator · · Score: 4, Informative

      The deepwater horizon is a 5th generation semisubmerisble deepwater drilling rig designed to operate in harsh conditions. The vessel is designed to operate at a water depth of 8,000 ft but can be upgraded to a depth of 10,000 ft. She is the second of two in her class, although her sister ship, the Deepwater Nautilus uses fixed moorings rather than dynamic positioning. ...
      Risers: Vetco HMF-Classs H 21in OD riser; 90 ft long joints with C&K and booster and hydraulic supply lines
      BOP: 2 x Cameron Type TL 18¾in 15K double preventers; 1 x Cameron Type TL 18¾in 15K single preventer; 1 x Cameron DWHC 18¾in *15K wellhead connector

      GE Oil and Gas states:

      # 15 or 20 KSI @ 350F
      # Up to 7.00 MM ft lbs bending
      # 18-3/4” nominal bore
      # 2.00 MM lbs 1st position casing hanger capacity
      # 2.00 MM lbs 16” sub mudline casing hanger capacity
      FullBore

      so I think it's reasonable to assume that the "5 foot" pipe leaking oil is in reality a 18 3/4 inch inner diameter pipe at most if its a piece of broken riser pipe, less if it's the drill pipe (18” and 16” casing strings). I've seen reports that the riser now comes out of the BOP, Blow-out Preventer, goes up for 1,500 feet and is bend back and buried in the sea-floor, so this five foot "pipe" could be the mouth of an Asphalt Volcano forming around the leak, in short the article is at best miss-informed conjector. Also the BP execs were not there to celebrate the well hitting oil, but to give an safety award to the rig for working 7 years without a lost time accident which is much more ironic I think.

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    2. Re:Pipe Diameter? by sl149q · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Most of the news reports say it as a 21" pipe. Which would give you about a 5' circumference. Lets assume he just got it wrong.

    3. Re:Pipe Diameter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      conjector

      You meant 'conjecture'. I see an increasing amount of misspellig on slashdot and other sites where people ought to know better. If you see these mistakes please correct them.

    4. Re:Pipe Diameter? by ishobo · · Score: 1

      There is no need to assume, he has no expertise in the field. He is a software engineer not a geologist. This article appears in the Examiner, not exactly a credible source. Paul Noel writes for an outfit called Pure Energy Systems. PES is a group of self dubbed energy experts. Noel states he supplies extensive expertise in understanding the oil and gas industry. Judging from past articles, as well as the dubious outfits his work appears, that expertise is all in his head.

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    5. Re:Pipe Diameter? by PastaLover · · Score: 1

      You must be new here.

    6. Re:Pipe Diameter? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Conjecture.

  72. AAaaaa!, AAaaaa! by Paracelcus · · Score: 0, Redundant

    AAaaaa!

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  73. Paying for mineral rights by amcdiarmid · · Score: 1

    Does anyone know if BP, or anyone else, is paying the government for the oil that they have extracted from the ground?

    I'm sure the lease for the rig includes a $.0x/barrel-extracted. I don't see that the fact it's not going to BP's use should matter. "they" have caused oil to be extracted: it's lost to future extractors... pay up. (in addition to the cleanup costs.)

    1. Re:Paying for mineral rights by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      Ha! Sir, I see a promising career for you in the field of loan sharking.

    2. Re:Paying for mineral rights by goodmanj · · Score: 1

      As they should. We as a nation own the resources: the people who are extracting them should compensate us for them.

      If I came over to your house and cut down all the trees on your property and sold them, you'd expect me to pay you, right? Same thing.

  74. enviro crazies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is nothing but BS/FUD that does not belong on slashdot. There are real scientists and engineers working on this problem in the real world.

    The Fact is this is just not the disaster that the eco freaks keep wanting it to be. As of now its just catching up to the amount of oil spilled during Katrina. (we are still at least a month away from exxon valdize territory) The Katrina oil was spilled directly on shore mostly from flooded refineries making it far worse. And yet most of us have never heard of it because it didn't destroy the environment forever as the eco freaks want us to think one drop of oil will. Oil leaks out of the ground every day without mans help and the environment deals with it. In warm areas oil is broken-down quite quickly. In fact small amounts are actually helpful as crude will act as fertilizer (hey it's just really old compost after all)

    Now oil spewing volcanos do exist. There called asphalt volcanos and were first discovered in the gulf. (the oils there it will come up one way or the other eventually)

    BP screwed up in not having a second blow out preventer and they will pay for that, and I expect there will be a complete reengineering of deep drilling operations.

    Notes - the BP execs were on the rig celebrating the Deepwater's safety record (there's some irony for you)
    This was and old well being maintained not new exploration as many have characterized it.

  75. Huh? This guy is a moron. by abarrow · · Score: 1

    He may be a software engineer, but I'm retired from the oil business. Where did he get that the pipes are 5 feet in diameter? What a moron. Drill pipe diameters are around 8 inches MAX outside diameter, many much smaller than that. I don't know where his "trained eye" comes from, but it isn't from drilling. Yes, this field might produce as much as 500,000 barrels per day, if SCORES of wells are drilled. This is an exploration well, to boot. You drill enough of a hole to see what's there, cap it, and let the production rigs come in later.

    A fractionating column? Give me a break. He's comparing the high pressure and cold water at 5000 feet deep to a hot distillation device?

    Oh wait, this is Slashdot. Never mind. Put on your tinfoil hats and return to what you were doing.

  76. as believeable as the Coast Guard estimate by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Computer guy comes up with his own number. NPR just said a quarter million a day.

  77. Or, he could be close,at least on volume, says NPR by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See the NPR report here claiming up to 70,000 barrels, or 3 million gallons, per day:
    http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=126809525

  78. Yup. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Pretty much sums up what I thought when I first read about it...

  79. To those attacking the source by hallucinated · · Score: 0

    More evidence the spill is MUCH higher than previously believed: http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=126809525&loc=interstitialskip Estimates of 70,000-100,000 barrels a day.

  80. Confusion by daem0n1x · · Score: 1

    I'm getting confused with all those barrels, feet, miles and psis. How much is all that in Burmese units?

  81. pipe diameter is 21 inches by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The article (even summary) claims five foot diameter. This is just plain wrong. The riser pipe spewing oil has an outer diameter of 21 inches, as reported by all credible sources and according to the Transocean Deepwater Horizon rig specs : http://www.deepwater.com/fw/main/Deepwater-Horizon-56C17.html?LayoutID=17 .

    None of the numbers in this article have any meaning -- it is all uniformed drivel and speculation.

  82. It's a scare piece, plain and simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The author is a contributor for an alternate energy publication. He's written several articles with questionable information and is a self proclaimed "expert".

    Here's his "resume":

    http://www.pureenergysystems.com/about/personnel/PaulNoel/

    "He has considerable interest in geology. He has traveled among the oil rigs of mobile bay and has been to their shipyards."

    Clearly that makes him an expert in this area. The whole bio reads like someone who's completely bullshitting his experiences to claim some sort of expertise. I visited the Mayflower once and have read up on boats, but I don't consider myself an expert in nautical sailing.

    Is he really listing an Associates Degree as one of his credentials?

    1. Re:It's a scare piece, plain and simple by Hadlock · · Score: 1

      I've been to the shipyards myself (it's about the only exciting thing in all of Mississippi in route to Florida by car) and sailed between oil rigs - hell, I damn near hit about 10 of them off the coast of Texas at night. Traveling in a straight line from Galveston to Corpus Christi you're bound to run into a few. They're supposed to have sirens and lights but sometimes those break. It by no means makes me an expert on them, except that I know there's an awful lot of them in the Gulf.

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  83. Re:This is why the world needed to embrace communi by Killall+-9+Bash · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If you fucking hate us so much, stop eating our McDonalds, stop wearing our Levi's, stop watching our MTV (shit, we don't even watch it anymore), and while you're at it, you can stop using the global communication networks we've paid for. Summary: you hate us because you want to be us. You will stop hating us when you wake up and realize you are already us, and that the extravagant American lifestyle you envy does not exist anywhere except on your TVs.

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  84. Re:Drill, Baby, Drill by hawkeyeMI · · Score: 1

    Actually we knew the levees could break, and what would happen if they did. People just discounted the likelihood of such a hurricane hit, as they often do with bad things (i.e. not wearing seatbelts because you don't think you'll get in a car accident, etc). I still have pint glasses from the Bulldog in New Orleans with "Tourist Information" written on them. One of the bits of information is, "If the levees break, everyone will die. Nobody seems very concerned about this."

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  85. Paul is ahead of the class, not behind by sterlingda · · Score: 0, Troll

    I remember when an article by Paul Noel was linked from Slashdow in Oct. 26, 2005 called "Wilma the Capacitor", in which he said: "Energetically speaking, the vortex that forms in these storms is also a natural particle accelerator, and a massive capacitor bank. As the harmonic circuit develops, it resonates acoustically and functions as a capacitor, extracting the heat from the storm and transmitting it away. Without this electrical circuit, the storm would fail almost instantly due to the accumulation of heat from condensation of water."

    You all thought he was crazy and you were all so smart for pointing that Science Daily published an article on April 14, 2010 titled: "Giant Natural Particle Accelerator Above Thunderclouds". Now its official science.

    Are you still laughing?

    He was right, you were wrong.

    No, he isn't just a software engineer, whose dad encoded the software that put the first astronauts on the moon.

    Here is what he wrote this morning to me in a moment of reflection:

    It isn't possible that I know what I am talking about is it?



    For the record.

    I hold 3 college degrees with about 240 Semester Hours including Physics (Including calculus based), Chemistry (Organic, Inorganic, analytic, Qantitative and Qualitative , Accounting, Computer Science, Microbiology, Biology, Accounting, Business, Nursing, and much more). Most PhD's have far less than I hold. I was doing College level Chemistry by 5th Grade. I was doing rocketry, mapping and a lot more before high school. I was breeding plants before I was 11. I don't do it now but I know what is going on. My favorite sciences are agriculture and chemistry. My bedroom was a radio station for 8 years (Ham) during the time I built transmitters, antenna and receivers.

    I have done extensive exhaustive studies on public education and what works and doesn't work. I have done extensive work on electronics design and embedded programming.

    I have traveled 40 US States and 4 foreign countries.

    During my work in Mobile County a typical day might take me as far as Washington County or Dauphin Island. I have worked for months on Dauphin Island and the region around it where the Oil industry works out of.

    I am not really wanting to publish all of this. I sort of hate credentials stuff. I figure if the facts don't carry the day it is all a lie anyway.

    I just though you might like to know.



    So before you go jumping all over this story and dismissing things, do some digging. You just might find out that he is actually far ahead of the curve. He knows as much as most industry experts. The difference? He's not afraid to talk.

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    1. Re:Paul is ahead of the class, not behind by ishobo · · Score: 1

      The problem with undergraduate degrees, you are not required to add to the pool of human knowledge. PhDs are trained to do research. In fact, they must do original research and defend it in order to get the degree. It is then scholarly work for the rest of their career and they are judged by that work. It is a whole different ballgame. Anybody can read a book and declare they are an expert. There is no such thing as expertise by association.

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    2. Re:Paul is ahead of the class, not behind by ishobo · · Score: 1

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1251337&cid=28164237

      Those fancy technologies have been developed. They just never made it to the civilian population because the BlackOps sequestered them for their own nefarious purposes. How many of the UFO craft flying overhead are of human origin? Probably a lot, if not most. Including cloaking technology. Many of the wild inventions of our day have been stolen and sequestered. And anyone who says as much is called a crack pot and put on a list for a concentration camp when the regular civilization starts major meltdown. The military-industrial complex, and then some. MIB on steroids.

      Seek therapy.

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    3. Re:Paul is ahead of the class, not behind by lavaboy · · Score: 1

      Seriously?

      I mean are you really going to rush breathlessly to the defense of a breathless guy with only a tenuous connection to the science and engineering involved in this disaster? One who can't even spell/fact check his own friggin' tag-line? When he's name-dropping? About friggin' astronauts? That his dad supposedly got to the moon?

      Or did I miss the legendary but forgotten Apollo astronaut, "NEAL" Armstrong somewhere in all the ridiculous hype around NEIL Alden Armstrong?

      Dude, you need to turn in your nerd card.

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    4. Re:Paul is ahead of the class, not behind by sterlingda · · Score: 1

      Give the guy a break. Mispelling, all caps, bad punctuation, is all common among nerds. It should be seen as certification, not discrediting. Some of the most brilliant people are awful spellers. They were to busy imaging ways to invent the next wigget to worry about how to spell widget.

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    5. Re:Paul is ahead of the class, not behind by sterlingda · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      You can't dismiss the evidence that this guy is an information spunge and far ahead of the class in his drive to do things.
      "I was doing College level Chemistry by 5th Grade. I was doing rocketry, mapping and a lot more before high school. I was breeding plants before I was 11. My bedroom was a radio station for 8 years (Ham) during the time I built transmitters, antenna and receivers."
      He's in the far upper reaches of the bell curve in nerd world.

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    6. Re:Paul is ahead of the class, not behind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't dismiss the evidence that this guy is an information spunge and far ahead of the class in his drive to do things. "I was doing College level Chemistry by 5th Grade. I was doing rocketry, mapping and a lot more before high school. I was breeding plants before I was 11. My bedroom was a radio station for 8 years (Ham) during the time I built transmitters, antenna and receivers." He's in the far upper reaches of the bell curve in nerd world.

      None of his credentials include geology, or geotechnical, chemical, mechanical, or petroleum engineering -- any of which would inform him much better on this topic. Experts working on this problem have credentials in those fields. Physics may have some peripheral relevance here; chemistry (of any ilk), biology (ditto), computer science, accounting, nursing, business, rocketry, mapping, radio, etc., etc. -- absolutely none. He may well be wonderfully learned but he is not informed.

      And the mere holding of multiple college degrees -- particularly in completely unrelated areas of knowledge -- does not lend anyone any authority whatsoever. Directly relevant experience does. He has none. Ergo, his prognostications may well have no basis in reality.

    7. Re:Paul is ahead of the class, not behind by Rudisaurus · · Score: 1

      So before you go jumping all over this story and dismissing things, do some digging. You just might find out that he is actually far ahead of the curve. He knows as much as most industry experts. The difference? He's not afraid to talk.

      Willingness to talk about a subject is usually inversely proportional to the true depth of knowledge on that subject.

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    8. Re:Paul is ahead of the class, not behind by sterlingda · · Score: 1

      My schooling including graduate work was in the biological sciences. My career is in renewable energy. The college traning has been helpful; but not having a college degree in one's area of professional interest does not disqualify one from being able to learn and become very knowledgeable in a field. The experts in the oil industry are not talking. They are cowards.

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    9. Re:Paul is ahead of the class, not behind by sterlingda · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      He might not be 100% correct, but he's a lot closer than what you're getting from the mainstream press.

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    10. Re:Paul is ahead of the class, not behind by ishobo · · Score: 1

      You had the gall to claim he is a expert because of what his father did. It is like debating a child. Your mental skills are not intact. Get some help.

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    11. Re:Paul is ahead of the class, not behind by sterlingda · · Score: 0, Troll

      I didn't say he was an expert because of what his Dad did. I said he's brilliant and the kind of person who is way ahead of the class. Who his dad is contributed to that. Look at how far ahead he was of the slashdot crowd on the "Wilma the Capacitor" story published in 2006 at http://pesn.com/2005/10/25/9600196_Wilma_Capacitor/ just recently confirmed by science in April http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2010/04/100413202850.htm He was totally lambasted by people such as you in Slashdot in 2006 http://hardware.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=05/10/26/1158233&tid=232&tid=14

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    12. Re:Paul is ahead of the class, not behind by Rudisaurus · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. What specifically do you base that conclusion on?

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    13. Re:Paul is ahead of the class, not behind by ishobo · · Score: 1

      If you honestly think Paul is briliant, the proof is in the pudding; he needs to publish in credible peer reviewed publications. That is how it works, that is how the world can separate the brilliant from the crackpots. Otherwise, you and all your buddies at NEC are blowing smoke.

      I refuse to continue to have this conversation. Anybody that produces drivel such as the following needs to check into a psych hospital.

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=1251337&cid=28164237

      Those fancy technologies have been developed. They just never made it to the civilian population because the BlackOps sequestered them for their own nefarious purposes. How many of the UFO craft flying overhead are of human origin? Probably a lot, if not most. Including cloaking technology. Many of the wild inventions of our day have been stolen and sequestered. And anyone who says as much is called a crack pot and put on a list for a concentration camp when the regular civilization starts major meltdown. The military-industrial complex, and then some. MIB on steroids.

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    14. Re:Paul is ahead of the class, not behind by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mainstream press usually has to mollify a populace that is prone to panic.

      Also, the mainstream press us is beholden to its advertisers and status quo power brokers, including oil intersts.

    15. Re:Paul is ahead of the class, not behind by sterlingda · · Score: 1

      Publishing in peer review papers is the realm of mainstream science and has its place. It also takes a long time. When were talking about a population and world at risk, someone needs to to be brave and venture forth with some observations and information, willing to take flack.

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  86. the article is FUD by jipn4 · · Score: 1

    The oil isn't mainly leaking from the drill hole, it's leaking from a pipe; that's why the flow rate is considerably lower than what the platform would have yielded. And the drill hole is not 5 ft in diameter anyway.

    Furthermore, we're not talking about a thin layer of rock, we're talking about 3 miles of rock (under 1 mile of water). That's not going to just collapse because there's a small hole in it.

    Yes, the oil spill is bad, and, yes, it will kill many animals. BP was careless and should be held responsible. And people should be prudent while stopping it. But it isn't the end of the world.

  87. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 2, Informative

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  88. Math is off. by RNLockwood · · Score: 1

    4 * 60 * 60 * 24 = 345 600 bbs per day about 1/3 of a millioin, but still a very big number.

    Was this taken from the maximum estimates of the flow rate or ??

    I think that PB should be taxed on our oil that is being squandered.

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  89. Cognitive dissonance? by MisterE · · Score: 1

    But wait! What about peak oil? I thought the earth was running out of oil? Once the last few drops of this puny "gusher" have bubbled out, the world will shudder and all the SUVs will coast to a stop.

  90. Eh, both by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    As this disaster shows, oil is getting hard to reach. BP wasn't drilling there for the fun of it. They would have much preffered a simple oil rig on land, but those resources are running out. There is more oil, but it is getting harder and harder to reach while at the same time demand keeps going up. This means that unless something changes, supply and demand could cross.

    It is also reasonable to presume that the oil reserves are limited, we know the method by which it was created is not infinite or renawable (not at the rate we consume it anyway), so going with current estimates we can predict roughly when we will start running out, NOT because all oil will be gone, but because what remains will be so costly to get that it is no longer affordable. Only after oil has become far to expensive to extract will it ever possibly run out. Simply put, when it costs the same as gold to extract, we can't be running petrol cars anymore.

    But to keep it simple for the press, peak oil == running out.

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  91. Well then, we must already be dead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    obviously, since this isn't the worst blowout that has occurred historically.

    Alternatively, that's got to be the most bizarre and unreasonable conspiracy theory I've heard in a while. A Yellowstone Caldera event? Oh, please. Those kinds of eruptions involve CUBIC KILOMETRES of magma. In the case of Yellowstone, an estimated 1000km^3 600000 years ago (compare to Mt. St. Helens at "only" ~1km^3). There isn't enough oil in the whole FRICKING RESERVOIR to equate to that.

    Thanks for the laugh, but please get a clue (check your math), and/or stop smoking the cheap stuff.

    How did this nonsense get past the editors?

  92. I can't belive it... by supercell · · Score: 1

    As a Earth Science major and having worked in the Geo-sciences arena for 20 years, I can say this article is so far off base, I can't believe it was elevated to being posted on Slashdot. There is no way possible for a Yellowstone type eruption. That is just straight up bullshit. Sure there is a significant amount of pressure, but not of volcanic proportions. This article should be redacted from the Slashdot site!

  93. Surgical Amputation Needed .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This will amount to the greatest catastrophy of humanity.

    In the coming days, decisions, hard decisions must be made.

    Indication point to the loss of the Gulf of Mexico! Industries, Fisheries, all life, even human life.

    If left un-checked, the catastrophy will threaten Homo Sapiens, as the slick meets the Gulf Coastal Current, rounds Key West, and heads north to Altantic City, later to encounter the British Isles, and beyond.

    President Obama, must now consider extention of Homo Sapians a certainty.

    Recomendation: Use a neclear depth-carge to close the well; the Gulf of Mexico is dead! Do it now, not later, or all ... will be lost.

    With all greatest candor and respect.

    1. Re:Surgical Amputation Needed .... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      your an idiot, go back to masturbating, it will be capped, its a comparitively small hole in the earths crust you f'ing ninny and dont you know, volcanism has been pouring out pollutants on the ocean floor for eons, get a fucking clue

  94. The Aristocrats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, it could be an error in translation. For some substances, maybe you could describe them as a barrel. Like, if someone threw a gallon of bull semen on you, vs if someone threw a barrel of bull semen on you, would it be that much of a difference? You might just say that someone threw a barrel of cum on you, and no one would really fault you for exaggerating. Maybe timothy figures crude oil is as offensive as bull spunk. Who can blame him for that? I know that if I was a jellyfish, I'd be ultra pissed off right now. Maybe that's where tim is coming from.

  95. the reason why that will never, ever work by Uberbah · · Score: 1

    Because it's NON-laissez-faire policies that prevent:

    1. BP from being fully financially liable for the costs of this disaster
    2. Individuals being held criminally accountable for corporate behavoir

    1. Upper management tells middle management to follow the rules
    2. ...but also sets goals that can't be met unless middle management breaks said rules
    3. When shit happens, blame middle management for not following the rules
    4. In fact, sue the fuck out of the middle management yourself for defaming the company and costing the owners revenue

  96. Some Libertarian clarification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That only makes sense if 'they' are willing to gamble that 'they' will get other 'they' to replace them before their corners cut back. There is still greater incentive than the expressly limited safety incentives provided now.

    Contrariwise if 'they' had been replaced by other 'they' unless it happened so close to an accident occurring that the latter 'they' couldn't have been reasonably expected to make significant changes to safety policy, then the later 'they' *should* be on the hook for their incompetence.

    The fact that their is a hypothetical window of time under which one person could make another hold the bag for an unpredictable future event isn't logical reason for saying that neither of them should be responsible for the costs of failure to any significant degree. If you want government regulation point to one that would effectively solve the problem you raise. Don't point to an unrelated problem as a reason not to change an ineffective regulation.

  97. 4 barrels/ second != 1 million barrels per day by Kid_Korrupt · · Score: 0

    1 million barrels per day. A new video released shows the largest hole spewing oil and natural gas from an aperture 5 feet in diameter at a rate of approximately 4 barrels per second.

    4 X 60 X 60 X 24 = 345600

    learn math slashdot!

  98. Neat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "A third of the ships were destroyed"

    I have not seen those news yet.

  99. I think a faster way to fix this would be.... by SomewhatRandom · · Score: 1

    Force BP to make an offer to it's competitors - if they can fix it before BP - they can have exclusive rights to the well and BP will still be held responsible for the cleanup effort.

  100. Re:Drill, Baby, Drill by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    We also knew terrorists would planebomb buildings, and that offshore deepwater drilling is unsafe.

    We just trust "the system", namely "it can't happen to us". And we spend $TRILLIONS a year on the people who run the system so it doesn't happen to us.

    Those people have been largely Republicans, and the Democrats who go along with them.

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  101. I don't eat shrimp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't eat shrimp. I don't like seafood. I've never visited Louisiana, Texas, Florida, or any other part of the Caribbean, and have no intention of doing so. My idea of beautiful landscape is a golf course beside my resort hotel. Why should I care? I've got a lifestyle to maintain, and this is 2000 miles away with economic consequences that will not touch me in any way. Drill, baby, drill!

  102. Asphalt Volcano by Argos+Avatar · · Score: 1

    The research on Asphalt Volcanoes is so timely. So much so, that the wikipedia article referred in parent was created on the April 30th this year. Barely two weeks ago. Maybe a bit too timely, I am afraid.

    But to leave uncanny coincidence aside, there is a crucial bit of the information missing in the wikipedia article: how does nature's own Asphalt volcano compare with the human's one?

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  103. makes sense... by not_a_product_id · · Score: 1

    ... beard, sandles and feels more comfortable hanging around with other guys. Cleary the bible writers got confused between carpenter and programmer - easy done.

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  104. Monkey business by stkpogo · · Score: 1

    Would it'd be funny if it were gushing 1000's of barrels of monkeys per day?

    Until we ran out of bananas...

    ~yes, we have no bananas~

  105. Re:It's volume. . . by eleuthero · · Score: 1

    Texas - that wonderful state allowed, at a whim, to divide itself by five and suddenly become a senate powerhouse.

  106. I have to disagree by Benfea · · Score: 1

    It's not a sinister plot by the Evil Liberal Conspiracy, nor is it the result of some sinister plot by oil & coal companies. The simple truth is that nuclear plants are not economically viable without an enormous amount of financial assistance from the government. If oil & coal prices go up enough, eventually nuclear power plants will become economically viable, but right now they're not.

    1. Re:I have to disagree by iceaxe · · Score: 1

      I wonder what oil and coal would cost if you factored in the damage done by them?

      But that cost will be paid by the grandkids (along with the costs of runaway deficits) so who cares, right?

      Granted, that doesn't say a thing about the long term costs of any other energy source. But maybe it bears consideration. Sooner or later, the bill comes due.

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  107. Ecoterrorist! by Benfea · · Score: 0, Troll

    Glenn Beck told me that environmentalism is the same thing as being a Nazi. Why do you hate America? Why do you hate our freedom? [/teabagger]

  108. One question... by Benfea · · Score: 1

    ...does this estimate factor in the large amount of dispersants used? Not all the oil that spewed out of the oil volcano ended up in the slick we see on the surface.

  109. Re:The leaking pipe is 21 inches not 5 feet by celtic_hackr · · Score: 1

    Just to update this post. The Miami Herald reports the pipe in 21 inches in diameter.

  110. Obama You Are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You sound like Obama making wide generalized conclusions when you don't even know what happened, which is similar to "The Cambridge Police acted stoopidly" right after "I don't know what happened, but"...
     
    Except you are: "This is the fault of capitalists private industries" right before "we don't know what happened" and then "government bailouts are the only thing that will save you stoopid capitalists". Could you be any more propaganda?! You didn't even try to blend it with something intelligible like your other government hired comrads.

    1. Re:Obama You Are by ppanon · · Score: 1
      Well what we do know is
      1. There were a number of errors with critical safety equipment being partially inoperative and improperly documented,
      2. There were tests done that showed that there was a pressure problem that meant methane may be leaking into the pipe,
      3. There should have been follow-up tests to confirm the first result but no record of those tests exist,
      4. Operating the rig cost $500,000/day and there was substantial pressure to finish things off to earn early-completion bonuses.

      So yeah, there's no definitive paper trail indicating that this was a deliberate choice, or on which of the three corporations involved the bulk of the responsibility should lie. But there's quite a bit of circumstantial evidence that corners were cut leading to the disaster, even if it's not clear who had the responsibility for cutting those corners.

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    2. Re:Obama You Are by ppanon · · Score: 1

      P.S. I'm a strong proponent of nuclear power - particularly if we develop processes based on the thorium cycle - and I think it can be done safely. I just am skeptical whether it can be done safely in the USA.

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    3. Re:Obama You Are by ppanon · · Score: 1

      And we know more now about who got the most greedy.

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  111. Question by shentino · · Score: 1

    Why isn't some tycoon plugging it and putting a pipe in it?

    1. Re:Question by cboslin · · Score: 1

      Why isn't some tycoon plugging it and putting a pipe in it?

      Finally they are according to the news I heard on the radio today, for what that is worth. The reason they did not do this initially, is that they, BP, was capping it in for later use. The fact that this happened when they are were trying to put a cement cap in it, does not help the millions of Americans that depend on an un-polluted Gulf for their livelihoods.

  112. Re:It's volume. . . by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

    Ooh, snap! That's cold!

    - RG>

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  113. Wny not just plug the hole? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shape a cone with an angle of about 10 degrees (long and narrow so it sits firmly in the whole and can't tip back out) out of lead or something equally dense. Even if it doesn't form a perfect seal, it should slow the leak down a good bit. Probably even enough to lower the dome back on top and have it settle properly and form a seal with the ocean floor. I'm not an engineer, obviously, but what's preventing them from doing something like this?

  114. 4bbls/second = 14M gallons/day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Er, unless my math is wrong

    4bbls = 168gallons (42 gal/bbl)

    200gal/sec * 60 sec/min * 60min/hr * 24hr/day = ...

    drumroll please....

    14,515,200 barrels per day

    And thats before the riser blows completely out and the casings around the rathole which penetrated the reservoir are ejected. Then we're really wide open.

  115. Just Think.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... about how many Chernobyl-style accidents we would have had worldwide without a very healthy and skeptical opposition to unrestrained nuclear power development. BP could bring its deep water off-shore drilling safety management to the nuclear power plant in your town too, hooray!

    I'm all for nuclear power, but people have good reason to be concerned about the risks of nuclear power done wrong. And before you say that Western nuclear power plants can't fail like Chernobyl did, reflect that those more robust designs are a result of people's very deep concerns and their ability to hold their government and, through regulation, energy companies accountable.

    This accident is a good argument in favor of greater development of nuclear energy, but alienating nuclear energy opponents by calling them wackos isn't. Their concerns are legitimate and ought to be addressed. We shouldn't just give industry free reign to build nuclear power plants without significant oversight any more than we should have given the oil industry free reign to drill anywhere no matter the risks.

    Calling people names just hardens their position.

    Thanks, pro-nuke wacko.

  116. Uhh, there is no pipe down there with oil flowing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    through it that is five feet in diameter! Even the casing is not that big, much less the riser through which the oil is flowing!

    And I am not an anonymous coward; just too lazy to create an account.

    Mike Nifong, disbarred

  117. Re:BP's Exponential distortion of the truth by j-stroy · · Score: 1

    An expert in fluid mechanics from Purdue, Steve Wereley: "I spent a couple of hours this afternoon analyzing the video, and the number I get is 70,000 barrels a day coming out of that pipe," said a Purdue University mechanical engineering professor, who used video footage and a particle velocity analysis to come up with that 70,000 barrel per day amount. That is around 3,000,000 gallons per day. Still less than the quoted original article, but closer to a linear, not exponential difference. I stand by my previous comment.

  118. Errata from Paul; Collaboration of Fractionating by sterlingda · · Score: 1

    I've added the following to the story:
    Errata 5/16/2010:
    We originally reported that the main hole was 5 feet in diameter, spewing an estimated 4 barrels per second, with a possible total approaching 1 million barrels/day. The pipe is actually 21 inches in diameter; and the high end estimated total leakage is in the range of 3.4 barrels/day (Ref.). We deeply regret the error.

    And I've added this from Paul Noel:
    May 15 Update and Correction
    Take a look at the May 15 story in the New York Times: Scientists Find Giant Plumes of Oil Forming Under the Gulf. http://www.nytimes.com/2010/05/16/us/16oil.html
    This represents the oil per my prediction including the distillation that I told you was happening with the tar balls. The stunning implication is that I was wrong in quantity and the leak may in fact be much larger than I said. My curiosity has to do with the motion of these mats. Will they sink or will they warm up and float up somewhere? Big surprises and not fun ones could be in store. I sort of suspect they will hang around and wander for a while and then rise to the surface. (Only a suspicion-- Lets hope it doesn't happen!) Round and round they go, where they stop nobody knows.
    Just one mat the size described represents over 240,000 barrels per day over the entire spill duration and the article implies more than one of these! We are absolutely safe to say I am totally confirmed on oil volumes and then some. The article suggests 4 or 5 such mats. If this is so the gush could easily have exceeded 1 million barrels of oil per day.
    I can safely say now that if there was any doubt of what I was saying about the leak there should be no doubt now.
    On a side note: I just learned from Alabama sources that the situation is far worse than is being portrayed. No facts to describe this except that qualitative analysis.
    Sterling the riser is in fact and I was wrong on the size it is a 21 inch riser. Sorry to all but none the less it is massive. Even if the pressure were 20,000 PSI shouldn't that about be Sci-Fi to most people. You don't want to stand in the way of that for sure. I suspect based on the mat sizes that my pressure statements are correct.
    The facts are that BP has just kicked out into the ocean a spill that is much more than equal to Exxon Valdez every day for 18 days now. It could be 3 times that every day.
    I will say it now and without any reservation: The heads of BP, Haliburton and Transocean should be arrested and tried under the Common Law for crimes against humanity and against nature itself. On conviction they should be executed for their crimes as a monument to corporate management that you should never consider to do such evil deeds again. What has happened here is beyond war crimes. It is absolutely evil what they have done. Silence and no action on this licenses more disasters to come.
    BP testimony before Congress states that their worst case was 60,000 Barrels per day. That estimate is at least 7 times too low to account for the now observed facts. I am assuming only one such mat exists for this estimate. I can only guess based on this that my estimates could be low by a very wide margin. I am definitely not high at all.
    My apologies for any errors that may have allowed distraction, but this situation is vastly out of hand.
    I think if you realize that one mat described is about 1.7 cubic miles in size, and the well keeps on blowing and easily could do this for years, you get a hint of the size of the oil deposit under the Gulf of Mexico. At this rate the Deposit could deliver in 1 year something in the order of 35 cubic miles of oil. It could blow for a decade or more if it is not stopped. It isn't anywhere near out. I just hope they get it corked up shortly. That relief well they are drilling could blowout too!
    I told you there was a "dragon" down there! [Symbolism] I have warned people that he has only nipped us. [Symbolism]
    This is by no me

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