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  1. Re:I, for one.... on iRobot Introduces Morphing Blob Robot · · Score: 1

    What do you need a hummingbird for?

  2. What? on Are Software Developers Naturally Weird? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Are Software Developers Naturally Weird?

    What do you mean? African or european developers?

  3. Short résumé on Are Software Developers Naturally Weird? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Everybody is unique.

  4. Re:I'd like to think on Are Software Developers Naturally Weird? · · Score: 1

    A movie can't think.

  5. Re:A better use on MS's "Lifeblogging" Camera Enters Mass Production · · Score: 1

    Dude, where's my car?

  6. Re:Naturally on The Changing Face of the Console Wars · · Score: 1

    Obviously, you would need some kinda of wireless control system that doesn't require two hands.

    So, we're back to a joystick interface for 50% of the units?

  7. Re:New? on The Changing Face of the Console Wars · · Score: 1

    If they plan on requiring the Wii Fit Board for "Metroid: Other M", then count me out. I wouldn't even be able to reach the morph ball area.

  8. Re:You're geniouses among men Sony, MS on The Changing Face of the Console Wars · · Score: 2, Funny

    What do you mean? An african or european grandma?

  9. Re:I have a better idea on The Sad State of the Mobile Web · · Score: 1

    I thought you meant the website was built with a table-based layout and font tags or something like Flash or Java.

    If your website is so plain as to look like something from the HTML 3.0 days, well, that's not too good either from the marketing/corporate image point of view... But without having seen the website in question it's hard to tell.

    Do you mind giving us the URL?

  10. Re:I have a better idea on The Sad State of the Mobile Web · · Score: 1

    Extremely bad. For mobile, for usability and for indexing.

  11. Re:Your Honor! on Texas Teen Arrested Under New Online Harassment Law · · Score: 4, Funny

    Court room typist: How do you spell "DooDoo Head"?

  12. Re:Canada on FCC Considers Opening Up US Broadband Access · · Score: 1

    Except that now the big companies are buying all the smaller companies. Telebec, for example, is now part of Bell Aliant.

    So the monopoly is coming back, except this time the CRTC seems to be turning a blind eye.

  13. Re:Where is MVC when you need it??? on The Sad State of the Mobile Web · · Score: 1

    It's not hard. It's just that not only are a lot of Web developers lazy, a lot of them use WYSINWYE tools.

  14. Re:Dumbed down web sites and layered programming on The Sad State of the Mobile Web · · Score: 2, Funny

    Viper23: apps are like onions.
    Donkey: They stink?
    Viper23: Yes. No.
    Donkey: Oh, they make you cry.
    Viper23: No.
    Donkey: Oh, you leave em out in the sun, they get all brown, start sproutin' little white hairs.
    Viper23: NO. Layers. Onions have layers. Apps have layers. Onions have layers. You get it? They both have layers.
    [sighs]
    Donkey: Oh, they both have layers. Oh. You know, not everybody like onions.

  15. Re:Outdated? on The Sad State of the Mobile Web · · Score: 1

    Actually, from what I've read, WebKit (rendering engine) is used by both Safari and Chrome (and I guess Android), but the javascript engine isn't the same.

    So, for the (X)HTML and CSS, yes they should be the same. For the javascript, they are not.

  16. Re:I have a better idea on The Sad State of the Mobile Web · · Score: 1

    Don't force users to have javascript to fill forms. Yes, if it's enabled then use it to validate the form data and avoid page loads, but also let the form without it, you need to validate the form on the server anyway.

    You need to have something that works with the bare minimum, then if you want you can enhance it with Javascript.

  17. Re:I have a better idea on The Sad State of the Mobile Web · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I think you forgot the "Use CSS as it was meant to be used, and stop using javascript [...] where (it is) unnecessary" part.

    Slashdot is a mess. Authors should be ashamed.

  18. Re:And before the MIT guys... on Australian Student Balloon Rises 100,000 Feet, With a Digital Camera · · Score: 2, Funny

    In your face, Flat Earth Society!

  19. Re:Yay on Scientists Discover How DNA Is Folded Within the Nucleus · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hey, it's George...

    I got nothing to say.

    (beep)

  20. Re:Huh? on MS Says All Sidekick Data Recovered, But Damage Done · · Score: 1

    Troll? I see somebody needs to view a certain episode of Seinfeld...

  21. Re:Huh? on MS Says All Sidekick Data Recovered, But Damage Done · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Oh yeah? Well, I slept with your wife!

  22. Laptops? WTH? on UK Copyright Group Tells Cinemas to Ban Laptops · · Score: 1

    Seriously, with even micro SD flash cards now in the 16GB range, and H.264 recording in ever-shrinking devices, banning laptops won't do anything.

    Heck, even the latest version of the iPod nano can record video, and so can countless cellphones. And most of them probably have more than enough storage space to record a two hours movie.

  23. Re:That's not the source of piracy on UK Copyright Group Tells Cinemas to Ban Laptops · · Score: 1

    Oh, I dunno... China has time machines?

  24. Re:How about NOT pissing off customers instead... on UK Copyright Group Tells Cinemas to Ban Laptops · · Score: 1

    Forget theaters:
    - You have to go there and then come back. Not fun in cold weather.
    - You're not even sure there's going to be tickets unless you buy in advance.
    - It's probably going to be over-crowded if it's the first days or even first weeks.
    - Floors will probably be sticky (spilled drinks) and messy (popcorn and candy everywhere).
    - Drinks and snacks are overpriced, double or triple the cost of everywhere else.
    - They force you to sit through about 15 to 20 minutes of ads. Hey, why did I just pay 10$?
    - The picture is not guaranteed to be sharp, not all places have switched to digital. Out-of-focus problems, etc.
    - Some dumbasses keep talking during the movie. Especially idiots who keep asking "what's going on?" (yeah Jerry I'm talking about you).
    - Other dumbasses like to use the back of your chair as a leg workout machine.
    - You can't pause the film to go to the bathroom. And just because you go before it start (if you even can) doesn't mean you won't need to go in the middle of a two-hours movie.

    Forget about that kind of "experience"...

    I have a TV, a computer and a fast internet connection. I can stay home, rent a movie, download it and start watching before someone could even get in line at the theater to buy their ticket. And my drinks and snacks were bought with the rest of my groceries, so the whole deal costs under 10$ for the movie, drinks and snacks for four persons instead of 20$ per person (assuming 10$ of snacks, which is extremely easy to bust given their prices).

    Theatres boo!
    DVDs yeah!

  25. CANADA! on China Strangles Tor Ahead of National Day · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ... sorry, nobody had mentioned us in the discussions so far.