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  1. Re:Slashdot could be actively collecting data on What to do When Technical Support Fails? · · Score: 1

    I have thought the same thing about game reviews.

    All the game sites weight all the customers reviews the same, even the ones that say (PERFECT 10 - TEH PREVU LOOKS GR8 BUT NEVAR PLAYD IT). We need video game review moderation, so people can skip to the +5 insightful reviews before dropping $50.

    Why hasn't this already been done?

  2. intellectual....? on Gaming Academia Gets More Mainstream Press · · Score: 0, Troll


    Mr. Bellin and Dr. Palmer's premise is shared by others who study computer games: games are credible objects of intellectual inquiry

    I supposed the learned doctors have never played counterstrike with a ratpack of 13 year olds. 'Intellectual' is NOT the operative word to describe the experience.

  3. yuck on Debugging · · Score: 4, Funny

    Make it fail: Do it again, start at the beginning, stimulate the failure, don't simulate the failure, find the uncontrolled condition that makes it intermittent, record everything and find the signature of intermittent bugs, don't trust statistics too much, know that "that" can happen

    Isolate the key factor, grab the brass bar with both hands (understand what's wrong before fixing), change one test at a time, compare it with a good one, and determine what you changed since the last time it worked.

    Does anyone else feel dirty after reading this?

  4. new restrictions on RSA Creating RFID Blocker Tag · · Score: 3, Funny

    The pharmacist provides your prescription in a special bag with the Blocker tags. When the drugs are in the bag, RFID readers are blocked.

    "Excuse me sir, could you please leave your stack of empty Walgreen sacks here at the counter"
    --Best Buy employee

  5. thanks on U.S. Air Force Plans for War In Space · · Score: 1

    I've been reading /. all day (don't tell my boss), and that's the funniest thing I've seen yet!

  6. do what i do on Morphing Code to Prevent Reverse Engineering? · · Score: 4, Funny


    delete all the white space, and comment in Hungarian

  7. he's been online on Skywalker Ranch Wines · · Score: 1


    Obviously, GL has been crafting to build up his Chef skills!

  8. ms warning on Microsoft Warning Leaked Code Traders · · Score: 5, Funny


    I must have found one of these warnings - when I downloaded "Windows_source_code.zip", all it contained was a .wav file of Bill Gates cussing at me.

  9. Re:Bob on Imminent Mandrake Name Change? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Mr b0bben,

    I regret to inform you that Blob is a restricted word that has been trademarked and patented by my clients.

    Please also note that use of the terms Clob, Binary_Integer, Bfile, and Varchar would also incur penalties.

    Sincerely,
    Oracle Legal Team

  10. new name on Imminent Mandrake Name Change? · · Score: 5, Funny

    Man-----?

  11. no food on DARPA Offers No Food for Thought · · Score: 4, Funny


    Um, experimental treatments to deny military personnel their basic needs would not be a good recruiting tool.

    Instead, they should spend their research money building these.

    THAT would make me want to join the army!

  12. that sounds right on Apple Now Debt Free, Says Internal Memo · · Score: 5, Informative


    according to their last sec filing, they had 300 million in debt and about 5 billion cash.

    see this for details.

  13. i know this tactic on Appeals Court OKs FTC's Do-Not-Call List · · Score: 5, Funny


    'Officials in the telemarketing industry did not immediately return calls seeking comment.'

    I bet they were just in the middle of dinner, all you have to do is try your call again at 9pm.

  14. Re:Yep... on Navy Jet eBayed - Some Assembly Required? · · Score: 1


    Might not apply to Islamic terrorists, but...

    it would make one heck of a getaway vehicle!

  15. this reminds me of a joke on HMS Beagle (Possibly) Found · · Score: 5, Funny


    q: Why does the French Navy have glass-bottom boats?

    a: So they can see the old French Navy

  16. that's nothing... on 1503AD and the Rapid Erosion of End-User Rights? · · Score: 2, Funny


    I bought a first generation Xbox ($300) just so I could play Nightcaster.

    I should get an award for pain and suffering, in addition to my $350 being refunded.

  17. Re:Beware inertia and fear on Beyond Pay? · · Score: 1

    an old greek philosopher once said that those too smart to engage in politics are destined to be ruled by those stupider than them.

    it sucks, but i've found it to be true.

    good luck! just keep careful track of your billable/profitable hours, and ask for a 'performance review' every quarter or so. Ask what you can do/learn, in addition to what you already do, to make your 50-60k.

    maybe ask for a performance bonus for meeting certain predefined milestones?

  18. Re:Beware inertia and fear on Beyond Pay? · · Score: 2, Informative


    FYI, you should make 3.5 times your annual salary in a body business (engineering, consulting, or the equivalent), to be a profitable employee. If you are currently bringing in a higher multiple, then you should get a raise. A lower multiple, and you are probably just out of luck.

    Make sure you take credit for what you do, and people know your value to the organization.

  19. Re:Ported to the big three on Linux & Mac UT2004 Demos · · Score: 4, Funny


    LAN party at Kethinov's house!

  20. Re:Should be used for Linux Distributions on BitTorrent's Creator Bram Cohen Interviewed · · Score: 1


    It seems there are protocols which are working to overcome these limitations.

    Draw a box around your Linux files, right click them, and then hit 'Add to Zip'.

    *runs and hides*

  21. Re:E-Bay... on TeacherReviews.com Forced Offline · · Score: 1


    Ebay has a market cap of 44.5 billion dollars.

    The teacher site is run out of some dude's basement.

    It sucks that it's like this, but Ebay has alot more resources to devote to fighting frivolous lawsuits. Lawyers are expensive.

  22. Re:Brain Size?!? on Animal Social Complexity - Intelligence and Culture · · Score: 4, Funny


    Seconded! I have a huge brain, and am above average in intelligence, but my social life is negligible.

  23. those ferrari guys on Enderle's Ferrari Laptop · · Score: 1

    are just trying to overcompensate for a sm...

    Wait, it's a computer?

  24. Re:Detail level on Integrated Pocket PC, GPS and Laser Range Finder · · Score: 2, Informative

    There are 2 kinds of GPS equipment - mapping grade and survey grade. Survey grade has accuracy down to about 1cm, and mapping grade is generally in the range of 1-10 meter accuracy.

    This thing is mapping grade, but of dubious quality. The world leader (also in New Zealand), is Trimble. They will run you about 6k for a submeter accurate unit, that is rugged and comes with a good warranty.

  25. Re:A supermodel's trophy husband on Dream Jobs of 2004 · · Score: 1


    There is an ugly, poor, fun-loving waitress out there who thinks the same thing about electrical engineers.

    Watch out!