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DARPA Offers No Food for Thought

frank249 writes "Wired News has an article outlining the US Defense Advanced Research Projects agency's (DARPA) research into ways to keep soldiers fighting for up to 5 days without food. The DARPA project, called 'Metabolic Dominance' or 'peak soldier performance' is part of a wider, future-facing Pentagon research push to develop grunts who are pretty much immune to normal human demands. Perhaps they should call this the Universal Soldier project?"

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  1. Bad news by SirChris · · Score: 0, Funny

    Just tell them some really bad news, death in the family, girl friend dumped them, etc. When they are really depressed they won't want to eat for many days.

    1. Re:Bad news by lofoforabr · · Score: 1

      and not want to fight also... right?

    2. Re:Bad news by AndroidonPPC · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's true, but then they are just depressed. I think DARPA is looking for enhanced aggressiveness along with this not-eating-for-five-days thing. Although, it would be funny to have a whole mess of depressed soldiers on the front line. "Soldier! I gave you an order!" "I know, just give me a second.. my girl left me, my dog died, and I'm going through some pretty hard times." at least they would all have bright country music careers upon coming home, instead of becoming derranged shell-shocked shells of people. -Andy in Chi

    3. Re:Bad news by Winkhorst · · Score: 5, Interesting

      The Germans pioneered in this research during World War II. They called it "benzedrine."

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    4. Re:Bad news by jrockway · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Tell them that the "enemy combatant" killed their girlfriend. That should make them mad.

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    5. Re:Bad news by arivanov · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      YOu forgot to add what experimental subjects did they use. Actually, point taken. Everyone knows that anyway.

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    6. Re:Bad news by mirko · · Score: 1

      Actually, you are correct, I guess that the "Freedom Warriors" actually use this kind of mental control to convince their fighters to suicide bomb...
      Since the Middle Ages when they were called the "Haschischins".
      So, are the US Army people trying to reinvent the "Assassins" ?

      BTW, it's funny they introduced this technology this way as I sooner view many movies, video games where were supposed to prevent the bad guys to turn innocent people into "functional fighting machines".

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    7. Re:Bad news by fetus · · Score: 1

      Or you could just tell them that they are risking their life for George Bush's school yard grudges.

      I still don't understand why we are trying to advance the usefulness of humans in war. Bring on the robots. Oh that's right, human lives are free..

    8. Re:Bad news by diablobynight · · Score: 1

      When wars are fought with robots and human lives are no longer in the balance a war will have lost all of its beauty. George Bush's school yard grudges, yes 8000 american live in 9-11, definitely a grudge. Don't talk about soldiers, you obviously are not one.

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    9. Re:Bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He was talking about soldiers, dumb shit.

    10. Re:Bad news by Winkhorst · · Score: 1

      I wasn't trying to be snide...well, maybe I was. But this sort of thing has been going on for a while. Opium was a favorite pre-battle drug during Classical times.

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    11. Re:Bad news by Mr.+Mikey · · Score: 1
      War will have lost its beauty? What kind of a sociopath are you?!? And, where in the world did you get that "8000 american live[sic] in 9-11"? Dude, I suggest therapy, and quick.


      War is stupid. It wastes lives. It wastes resources. It is the very, very last resort of any rational individual. Don't talk about soldiers? Hell, yes let's talk about soldiers! When saber-rattling politicans use their mouths to write checks, it's charged to the soldiers... they, and their families are the ones who pay.

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    12. Re:Bad news by first.last · · Score: 0

      DARPA is looking for enhanced aggressiveness along with this not-eating-for-five-days thing

      "Sorry corporal, your girlfriend dumped you, after the threesome she had with your best friend and your dad."

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    13. Re:Bad news by diablobynight · · Score: 2, Interesting

      And us soldiers wouldn't have it any other way. Rattling sabers is how this country was built, and how we keep it free. Throw away the millitary, stop showing millitary power and watch just how long it takes before your suddenly under a different power. A life lost in a war is not a waste. At least they died fighting for their country no matter where they are fighting or who they are fighting, they are fighting for their country.

      and if your a soldier, not willing to die for your country, your not a very good soldier.

      Also, I siad 8000 lives, because it was 2000 dead and 6000 injured, that amounts up to 8000 lives ruined or screwed up by a weak act performed by weak people. Soldiers fighting soldiers is one thing, a few people attacking civilians is another, especially when war had not been declared.

      Also in the Marines we understand were paid to be soldiers and shouldn't bitch when were sent off to do our jobs and our families, must understand that as well, we didn't recieve all this training just so we can sit around and not fight.

      If you believe in total pacifism, I believe France has open doors for your kind.But if you believe in the honor of battle, the strength of will, and can understand that their are times to fight. We have open arms for you.

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    14. Re:Bad news by Mr.+Mikey · · Score: 1
      I'll say this for you... you don't live the stereotype halfway.


      Remember, I said that war was the last resort. I didn't say a damn thing about "throwing away the military"... that came out of your own head. As for soldiers dying for their country wasn't it Patton (you know who he was, right?) who said "The goal isn't for you to die for your country, it's for you to get the other bastard to die for his."


      "If you believe in total pacifism, I believe France has open doors for your kind.But if you believe in the honor of battle, the strength of will, and can understand that their are times to fight. We have open arms for you."

      And, apparently, if you believe in ridiculous false dichotomies, and a childish view of war and the military, the Marines have a place for you.
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    15. Re:Bad news by diablobynight · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Now your mocking the Marines. That sounds like a dangerous habit to have. Oh well, nothing to be done about the people that only complain about their country and don't serve it. I said be prepared to die for your country. I didn't say you should want to. The point is, unit, corps, country, then yourself, that's how your importance levels should go.

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    16. Re:Bad news by Mr.+Mikey · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Oh, was I unclear? My bad... I'll rephrase:


      I am mocking you, diablobynight. Hope that helps.


      A dangerous habit to have? What are you going to do, have a hissy fit at me? Did I compain about my country? No, I pointed out the false dichotomies and simplistic nature of your world view. If you wish to damn me, then damn me for something I actually said.


      "The point is, unit, corps, country, then yourself, that's how your importance levels should go."

      Say what? That sounds like the order I'd expect from someone in the South American military of decades back. No, Sir, your unit and the Corps do most certainly not come ahead of your country... that way lies treason and military juntas.
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    17. Re:Bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I am mocking you"

      I'm sure you have much experience with that, as much of slashdot is doing the same to you.

      I'm reminded of a saying we've had in high school: "The best part of you ran down your mother's leg..."

    18. Re:Bad news by diablobynight · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Oops I mistyped, it's actually

      Unit

      God

      Country Sorry. BUt that is the hierarchy. Self never even comes into it. There is a reason for this. and don't ever comare the most elite fighting force in the world with the South American Military. Anyhow, this is no way to spend my leave. I'm off to PT, I suggest you get up and do the same, might clear your mind of its idiocy

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    19. Re:Bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Anonymous Cowards - Oh God, How I hate you

      Why do you hate God, asshole?

    20. Re:Bad news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That the Hashishiyun were brainwashed through the use of various drugs(Hash in particular) is unsubstantiated as far as I know. There are various second hand accounts of this, but no evidence to suggest that it ever actually occurred. In addition there is some evidence to suggest that it did not occur. The stories go back at least as far as Marco Polo, and recently Umberto Eco used a version of them in his novel _Baudolino_.

    21. Re:Bad news by netsharc · · Score: 1

      Actually it's only about 3000 (about 2750 at WTC, plus the 2 other crashes), a horrible tragedy, but not as bad as 8000 deaths.

      Reading one the Google News links, it seems strange that deaths that they couldn't confirm got deleted, but I guess people go missing every day, and it would be half-assed to just add them to something that might not be related.

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    22. Re:Bad news by YetAnotherLogin · · Score: 1

      Hey Marine, get it straight. The true hierarchy is God, Family, Country, and Corps in that order. Each provides a solid foundation for the next one. And that is the point with the parent poster had with the South America and their corrupt militaries. To place them in any other order is foolish (think about it). Hope that clears it for you.
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  2. Pssst. Oh yeah, that's the stuff. by numbski · · Score: 5, Funny

    Ready commander?

    LOL, sorry I now have Starcraft marines running through my head. Stimpacks and all.

    Nothing scarier than a mob of stimmed marines with range and strength enhancements. ;)

    Actually, I'm lying. A similar sized mob of zealots. *shivers* ...wait a sec.... *looks around* A mob of zealots! Aaaiiii!

    *run away*

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  3. Think of the uses! by mekkab · · Score: 3, Funny

    Insert obligatory "I'll be able to code for days straight!" joke.

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    1. Re:Think of the uses! by Jeremiah+Cornelius · · Score: 2, Funny
      Yeah!

      C'mon kids, Lets get drafted and take Speed!

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    2. Re:Think of the uses! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad for your heart, I wouldn't recommend it.

      Makes your cock shrink too, though on the plus side you get a REALLY great shave.

    3. Re:Think of the uses! by rockgorilla · · Score: 2, Funny

      Or mandatory "I'll finally be able to watch my entire gentoo compile" gag.

    4. Re:Think of the uses! by NtwoO · · Score: 5, Interesting
      During the '80s the South African government was fighting a war in Angola. The special opps teams were supplied with very strong tablets of speed to keep on going for DAYS. They were said to keep on marching with no desire for food.

      I wonder if they also had a walkman with some heavy trance running...

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    5. Re:Think of the uses! by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      I AM able to code for days straight, you insensitive clod!

    6. Re:Think of the uses! by proj_2501 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The Air Force did the same thing to their pilots flying missions in Afghanistan from bases in Kuwait.

    7. Re:Think of the uses! by Syberghost · · Score: 1

      Ok, but it's not really a joke. This stuff will absolutely have civilian uses, ranging from weight loss too, yes, coding for days straight.

      The "hack your body" folks should be diggin' this.

    8. Re:Think of the uses! by whittrash · · Score: 1

      The air force uses them too on long missions. They call them 'go pills'. Some pilots refused to take them and were pulled from active duty. Some people say they impair judgement. If my memory serves me correctly, the pilots who bombed a Canadian training excercise were on 'go pills' at the time, basically hopped up on speed.

    9. Re:Think of the uses! by tunabomber · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I'm going on a bit of a tangent here... but here goes...

      Long before the days of the South African government, Zulu warriors took a substance that had a very similar effect to the "bloodlust" spell in WarCraft. It would make the warriors literally "see red" and want to kill everything in sight. I saw it on an episode of the PBS show "Secrets of the Dead". They have a web page about it, but it doesn't make any reference to the bloodlust effects of the drug (I believe it is the Bushman Poison Bulb that has these properties). They also talk about some of the other crazy drugs that the warriors would be doped up on during battle.

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    10. Re:Think of the uses! by shut_up_man · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes! I remember seeing this stuff on a another science program where they mixed up an historically-accurate brew (or as close as they could manage) and tested it with a pair of judo students.

      First off, they sparred au naturale. They were pretty close in ability, with guy A maybe having a slight advantage over B. Then they did a brief series of physical and mental tests to measure reactions, co-ordination, even logic and short-term memory. Once again, their results were pretty close.

      They then both drank "potions". One was the Zulu brew, one was a placebo. The students weren't told which was which (blind test). They then sparred and did the tests again.

      Interestingly, guy B kicked guy A's ass in the ring, acting with significantly more aggression and strength. The really interesting bit was that in the tests, many of guy B's scores WENT DOWN, in areas such as fine motor control and logic. Maybe not such a good potion for master-level martial artists, where technique is the deciding factor in a combat, but good for a front-line grunt.

    11. Re:Think of the uses! by Lawbeefaroni · · Score: 1

      Yeah, this is great until you hit that 6th day. Then you need a few days to recover. I would imagine in the field this would equal death.

      If they can guarantee no soldier will be in the field longer than the crack keeps going, fine. But I'm sure it would be much better to take the odd 5 minute break to munch down an energy bar and be ready for extended engagements than to blow your load in 5 days and collapse on the battlefield.

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    12. Re:Think of the uses! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is precisely why amphetamine was invented by the Nazis in the first place (it's essentially a synthetic analogue to cocaine, but they had no source of that). Nazi Germany, Apartheid South Africa - it's a fine legacy.

      As others have noted, "low-dose" speed is routinely given to US pilots flying patrols, which is why it's implicated in the deaths of several Canadian soldiers by US fire. The problem is probably more in the "routinely" than the actual dose.

  4. so... by yuri82 · · Score: 1, Funny

    will they allow the soldiers to keep the ears they collect ?

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    1. Re:so... by yuri82 · · Score: 1

      moderator obviously didnt watch universal soldiers...

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  5. I'd call it Meth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    But I'm sure the DARPA solution will be much more expensive.

    1. Re:I'd call it Meth by b0bby · · Score: 1

      They're already doing that...
      http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/sto ry/CTVNew s/1040412132330_42?s_name=

  6. Keed Spills! by Threni · · Score: 2, Funny

    Uh..I mean peed skills.

    1. Re:Keed Spills! by Kozar_The_Malignant · · Score: 2, Funny

      >Uh..I mean peed skills.

      That would be the idea, yes?

      Rummy's wet dream: fully armed and armored high school dropouts jacked up into an amphetamine-induced paranoid killing frenzy sweeping through Baghdad, Tehran, Paris.... Frightening, sort of like Oakland on Saturday night.

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    2. Re:Keed Spills! by Tackhead · · Score: 1
      > Rummy's wet dream: fully armed and armored high school dropouts jacked up into an amphetamine-induced paranoid killing frenzy sweeping through Baghdad, Tehran, Paris.... Frightening, sort of like Oakland on Saturday night.

      Put some giant mecha-robots with mounted flamethrower attachments, C-130 Spectre gunships, and broadcast the whole thing in HDTV from remotely-operated (or better yet, autonomous) UAVs.

      Call it "The Sack of Oaktown", and sell it as the Best. Reality. Show. Evah. On FOX!

    3. Re:Keed Spills! by Threni · · Score: 1

      I'm not American, but I've been to Oakland, Pittsburgh. Is this the same place? Where some of Silence of the Lambs was filmed.

  7. Kernel developers by shoppa · · Score: 3, Funny

    We need a DARPA-sponsored program to keep kernel developers active and efficient for 5 days without food. And without do_mremap bugs, too...

    1. Re:Kernel developers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm if you replace the _ with an o it's called doom remap. Interesting, eh?

  8. Best quote by ericspinder · · Score: 4, Funny
    "The acute threat of lead poisoning keeps (soldiers) from wanting to eat."
    Really, I see some of this work as a boon for the weight-loss industry. A lot of the talk is about supression of hunger and changing how the cell use "fuel".
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    1. Re:Best quote by JonnyQabbala · · Score: 0
      There already are such weight loss drugs on the market. One called Duromine is available in Australia.

      This is a prescription drug containing a significant portion of Speed. It reduces appetite but also makes you unable to sleep.

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  9. Millitary app? by Jedi1USA · · Score: 5, Funny

    "So Darpa, the U.S. military's far-out research arm, wants scientists to figure out if soldiers can operate at top levels -- without lunch breaks."

    Sounds like my job requirements.

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    1. Re:Millitary app? by blackmonday · · Score: 1

      You get no lunch breaks but you get spend your work day posting on Slashdot? This does not compute.

    2. Re:Millitary app? by Jedi1USA · · Score: 2, Funny

      I didn't say I complied.

      Besides, I don't spend all my time posting to Slashdot.....

      I am also working on my resume. :^)

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  10. What a Waste by 36526542DD · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Science offers us so many incredible possibilities to explore, things that can greatly enhance our everyday lives, and yet our tax dollars go to things like this.

    I wish there were a militarily strategic reason to find a cure to cancer, stroke, or diabetes, because they'd all be cured by now just by the amount of money and focus thrown at them.

    I also wish there were a law in the U.S. that for every dollar spent on the military, a dollar had to be spent on education.

    1. Re:What a Waste by BurritoJ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wish there were a law that I would recieve compensation for every dollar I paid into Social Security/Medicare/etc...

    2. Re:What a Waste by Zocalo · · Score: 1

      It gets worse. President Bush has just cut funding to the NIST's Advanced Technology Program. Where is the money going instead? Amongst other needy causes, The Department of Homeland Paranoia of course!

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    3. Re:What a Waste by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I also wish there were a law in the U.S. that for every dollar spent on the military, a dollar had to be spent on education.

      Then all the soldiers would have very large brains and be incredibly intelligent with telekinetic and telepathic powers that would dominate the world by "thinking" brainshread of their opponents within 500 yards.

      [insert smiley here]

    4. Re:What a Waste by Spoons · · Score: 1, Informative
      I also wish there were a law in the U.S. that for every dollar spent on the military, a dollar had to be spent on education.
      The US spends more on education than it does on defense.

      2003 FY Defense Budget $355 Billion

      1999-2000 School Year expenditures $383 Billion (K-12)
    5. Re:What a Waste by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

      I agree, you go first. ;)

      Jaysyn

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    6. Re:What a Waste by wan-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Ah, waste perhaps, but perhaps not. With every research initiative, many spin-offs that are semi-related to the original work are created. Who knows what researchers may find as a result of trying to do this kind of research. Many of the great discoveries in science in the past have come from accidents or mistakes in the process of research. Or, sometimes, military research goes directly into the commercial market: GPS, nightvision, etc.

    7. Re:What a Waste by proj_2501 · · Score: 3, Informative

      How about you read what you just quoted?

      "By far, the greatest part of education revenues came from nonfederal sources (state, intermediate, and local governments), which together provided about $346 billion, or 92.7 percent of all revenues. The federal government contribution to education revenues made up the remaining $27 billion."

    8. Re:What a Waste by mikeee · · Score: 1

      Isn't that just federal spending? Most education spending is by local governments, so the total is probably, I dunno, more on the order of a trillion. Not counting private higher education, of course, though I'm not sure why we shouldn't count that.

    9. Re:What a Waste by corbettw · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Ssshhh! You're refuting assinine statements with facts, liberals hate it when you do that!

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    10. Re:What a Waste by YanceyAI · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Not that I'm condoning the military-industrial complex and high spending, but MANY unexpected scientic breakthroughs come from all sorts of research.

      It is possible that this research could lead to the development of a drug that controls diabetes and heart disease. Imagine if they found a substance that turned out to be a safe and effective weightloss drug--being overweight is the leading cause of numerous health issues. Americans are fat and it's costing us billions in health care, increased mortality, and lost productivity.

      Also, the DoD is currently funding a project at my university to help detect landmines in the soil to protect foot soldiers-- which ultimately will have a major impact on humanitarian work.

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    11. RE: What a Waste by DOCStoobie · · Score: 1

      How 'bout we make the damned PRO sports teams donate 50% of their takings/salaries to education. That industry is a big BLACK HOLE that needs to redirect funds back into everyday society, not create illiterate billionaires that shoot butlers and kill their wives and boyfriends...

    12. Re:What a Waste by maddboyy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      While those numbers are true, I don't think they are a fair comparison. The school expenditure numbers referenced above also include the state and local spending for schools (where the majority of school funding comes from). Here is the relevant quote directly from your quoted source:

      "By far, the greatest part of education revenues came from nonfederal sources (state, intermediate, and local governments), which together provided about $346 billion, or 92.7 percent of all revenues."

      I think the original poster was wishing that the federal government would put as much emphasis on education (financially at least) as it does on the military. Whether more money would fix the educational system in America is open for debate of course.

    13. Re:What a Waste by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Interesting timing, I just submitted to Slashdot an article about the fact that more than 60 scientists, including 20 Nobel laureates, issued a statement yesterday asserting that the Bush administration had systematically distorted scientific fact in the service of policy goals on the environment, health, biomedical research and nuclear weaponry at home and abroad.

      I wouldn't be too surprised or disappointed if the article gets rejected, it is a bit too flamebaity, especially with the election coming up... environment and politics is a volatile mixture on Slashdot. Interesting read nonetheless.

      NYTimes requires registration, but you can read a copy of the article at The Smirking Chimp instead if you prefer.

      The organisation itself: Union of Concerned Scientists.

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    14. Re:What a Waste by Ben+Hutchings · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, dogmatic people hate that, and there are plenty of them among liberals, conservatives and any other political group.

    15. Re:What a Waste by JDevers · · Score: 1

      There is already a solution to that though that doesn't resort to drugs, the average American should NOT "super size" it...

    16. Re:What a Waste by steevo.com · · Score: 1

      As frightening as this seems, there are possibilities that this research can have wider reaching implications.

      From the article

      methods and mechanisms for rapidly inducing a switch from carbohydrate metabolism to lipolysis as a sustainable source of cellular energy;

      Obviously, obesity issues can be addressed if this part of their goal is found.

    17. Re:What a Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      diabetes likely, maybe stroke. Cancer does get the attention of nearly all of the qualified scientists because it *is* well funded. Cancer is a hard nut to crack, because it's your own cells turned immortal (much like adult stem cells). Without immortal stem cells we'd all age very quickly, and cell replacement wouldn't work. If our immune system were more sensitive to cancer, we'd suffer from even greater allergy and autoimmune diseases.

    18. Re:What a Waste by banzai51 · · Score: 1

      Biggest possible spinoff ever could be had with this research: Designer Drugs. All the high, none of the addiction. That would be a market bonanza.

    19. Re:What a Waste by Durendal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While the comparison is far from perfect, Who cares what route the money takes. U.S. Taxpayers pay the bill via Federal, State, or Local Taxes.

      According to the quoted source, U.S. tax payers pay roughly similar amounts to educate and to intimidate (killing, actual combat surely costs more).

    20. Re:What a Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Why? The whole point is that society as a whole looks after the less fortunate. You might as well abolish the whole thing.

    21. Re:What a Waste by gmcraff · · Score: 1

      Consider the following from the point of view of a nation:

      1) Do you want the ability to go to dangerous places and make things right? (For certain values of "THINGS" and "RIGHT".) Remember that dangerous places may not be far away.

      2) Of those people that you send, do you want a good proportion to come back?

      3) While they are there, do you want them to hit as much of the enemy (for certain values of "enemy") as much as possible and leave the rest in one piece? I might remind you that is some cases, the enemy is a disease, or a famine, or an forest fire.

      Item 1 is easy, but it is expensive. You're talking about people, training, some equipment and transportation. You have to buy this ahead of time, because it is too late to pay for it when you really want it.

      Item 2 is HARD. Hard things are expensive. You're talking about preparations, intelligence, armor, medical support, more training, etc. You also have to buy this before you need it.

      Item 3 is VERY HARD. Very hard things are very very expensive. You're talking about precision, very precise intelligence, on-the-spot communications and information, even more training, etc.

      You do get fringe benefits, sometimes called the "peace dividend". Airplanes, computers, large scale networks, survival food, GPS navigation, and some areas of chemistry, physics, medicine... they probably would have come around sooner or later, but the need to satisfay one of those three national desires sped them up a lot. And while you have those capabilities, if you're not using them for their primary requirement, you can use them to provide relief in natural disaster areas, evacuations... a whole range of things that area possible when you're ready to go into Hell and come back that you couldn't do without that ability.

      And all of these public services provide jobs at all levels of society, from the kid trying to get out of the slums to the research scientist to the inventer to the businessman.

      You know what I'd like? I'd like a law that mandated that for every dollar spent on an entitlement program, one dollar would be spend on education. That'd be a two-birds-with-one-stone solution. We're also talking about more money.

    22. Re:What a Waste by magarity · · Score: 1

      The US spends more on education than it does on defense.

      And furthermore, I'm not in the least convinced that throwing more money at the problem of lousy public education is the correct solution. The same people complaining the loudest about government spending waste in general make the most noise refusing reforming the teachers' unions. Want accountability for the army's spending? Fine, but where's the accountability for the teachers? Nowhere! Look at all the resistance to the No Child Left Behind program. How dare the federal government want results for their money! It's the entrenched interests in the education system that's the problem, not a lack of money.

    23. Re:What a Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an idiot who can't read. Maybe the education system does need fixing, hah?

    24. Re:What a Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "the DoD is currently funding a project at my university to help detect landmines in the soil to protect foot soldiers-- which ultimately will have a major impact on humanitarian work"

      This is nonsense. The US is one of the few major powers not to endorse the 1997 land mine treaty which means that while they are busy protecting their "foot soldiers" they are also busy laying more mines which end up maiming more civilians.

      When you take into account the amount of money spent on defense in America it isn't surprising that some useful breakthroughs derive from it but a good deal more would occur if the same money were spent directly attempting to improve the standard of living of ordinary people rather than working out how to kill them more efficiently.

    25. Re:What a Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also wish there were a law in the U.S. that for every dollar spent on the military, a dollar had to be spent on education.

      The US already spends more on education than the military.

    26. Re:What a Waste by diablobynight · · Score: 0

      States don't have their own millitary, all of defense is funded by the federal government. This is a perfectly fair comparison. States chose to fund their own schools, against the wishes of the federal government. Hence why the two numbers are comparable, the fed has to pick up the full bill for defense and states pick up most of education, still all our government.

      and for you liberals out there, most advancements paid for with a millitary budget, go on to advance society as a whole. You certainly wouldn't have our nice satellites if it wasn't for defense spending on Rocket propulsion systems, and dry fuel research. Remember even NASA gets defense help. For instance, our best and brightest pilots, that cost millions to train, in fuel, aircraft, and instructor time.

      So stop badgering the millitary, before Caesar brings his army across the Tiber, and into the City.

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    27. Re:What a Waste by rajafarian · · Score: 1

      I also wish there were a law in the U.S. that for every dollar spent on the military, a dollar had to be spent on education.

      That'll never happen because then they'd be putting themselves out of office! They can only maintain their existence as lawmakers sponsored by corporations if the population can't follow logical arguments and is easily pursuaded by arguments that appeal directly to their emotions, primarily fear.

    28. Re:What a Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ssshhh! You're calling lies and half-truths 'facts', liberals hate it when you do that!

    29. Re:What a Waste by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 3, Insightful

      I've got a safe and effective weight-loss drug; it's called adrenaline. You get it from getting off your lazy ass and exercising!

      What a concept.

      Americans are fat because they take in far too many calories that they never work off. Very little work done in this country involves manual labor, and yet we consume, as a nation, insane amounts of fast food, loaded with fat, salt, and high-glucose carbohydrates that never...get...used. We always drive places; walking, cycling, and running are 'recreational' activites, not methods of transport. Americans consume something like three times the average amounts of red meat as their European counterparts, and yet I don't see that many people around me who are in training for Olympic power-lifting.

      I mean, christ, I mention biking eight miles to the office and people marvel at how I can cover that kind of distance without a car, even though I know seventy-year old diabetics with bowel cancer who bike more than that on a daily basis.

      We don't need another drug or fad diet; we need to get people exercising. Something as stupid and simple as an hour's worth of walking on a daily basis would do more for the weight problems of this country than a whole oil-tanker loaded with Ephedra and Dr. Atkins books.

      Oh, yeah: Fsck Atkins. Sure, you lose weight -- but it's not a long-term sustainable plan for eating, and it's a diet high in fat and cholesterol. Hell, the only reason why it works at all is because it basically overloads your digestive system -- which is why most Atkins-diet people complain of low energy levels; the Atkins diet is completely incompatible with sustaining any sort of exercise regimen.

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    30. Re:What a Waste by b-baggins · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I assume you volunteer to be the first casualty on the next terror attack, then?

      Al Qaeda laugh their heads off every time they hear some fool like you spout off.

      "If only the US had a President like that," they say. "We could fly a jet into a building once a month."

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    31. Re:What a Waste by SlashdotLemming · · Score: 1

      I also wish there were a law in the U.S. that for every dollar spent on the military, a dollar had to be spent on education.

      If only the world were ruled by the people who sit on their asses and bitch about everythig. What a better place it would be.

    32. Re:What a Waste by b-baggins · · Score: 2, Informative

      You cut education spending that much, and there would be a huge outcry.

      In 1998, estimated education spending at ALL levels was about $618 billion dollars. That value has increased each year since.

      Defense spending is about $350 billion.

      Source:
      gov/us/fed/congress/record/2000/nov/03/2000CRE2079
      [Congressional Record: November 3, 2000 (Extensions)]
      [Page E2079]
      From the Congressional Record Online via GPO Access [wais.access.gpo.gov]
      [DOCID:cr03no00-23]

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    33. Re:What a Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
      Imagine if they found a substance that turned out to be a safe and effective weightloss drug
      They have. It's called "small portions of healthy food". Ask your doctor about it.
    34. Re:What a Waste by b-baggins · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What? Federal tax dollars are somehow superior to state and local tax dollars? I didn't realize that my money that I paid to the feds was more important than the money I paid to my state.

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    35. Re:What a Waste by b-baggins · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Why should the Feds put more emphasis on education than they do on Defense? Defense is a constitutionally mandated responsiblity of the feds. Education is not. My state can do just fine providing education, thank you, and my governor is a whole heck of a lot more accessible than some DOE bureaucrat.

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    36. Re:What a Waste by 36526542DD · · Score: 1

      Takes one to know one, apparently.

      I do admit to sitting on my @ss all day, about 16 hours a day. But I do so because I am a self-employed software developer and I'm passionate about what I do: help people become webmasters and work for themselves.

      I give them free education, free resources, and the webmasters are never charged. If they use our hosting services to provide for their clients, we make money off of that.

      In short I spend 16 hours a day creating "jobs" for people, and good ones at that (set their own hours, write their own paychack).

      While I do mitch and boan about politics (contstructively, I hope), I also strive to be part of the solution, and not part of the problem.

    37. Re:What a Waste by dubiousmike · · Score: 2, Funny

      you must keep trim from your elevated blood pressure levels.

      Your concern for the rest of us would likely be more effective if you didn't come off like lunatic...

    38. Re:What a Waste by Keebler71 · · Score: 1

      I have never heard anyone advocate using Atkins as a lifestyle diet. I thought everyone knew that it was only for making rapid, dramatic weight loss.

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    39. Re:What a Waste by composer777 · · Score: 1

      Actually, if one puts about 30 seconds of thought into this, he'll realize that this is yet another example of how our government subsidizes large corporations. It's very likely that the technology described is a "dual use" technology that will wind up in diet products. This is where a lot of our defense and NIH money goes to. It goes to funding research that large corporations can use to make $$. I'm not saying that subsidy of technology is bad, it's quite likely we wouldn't have computers or the net without DARPA, but we at least need to be honest and admit that it's not capitalism that's creating all these great ideas. It's capitalists that steal the ideas and profit from them. If one is aware of the fact that most of our "defense" and NIH spending is in fact corporate subsidy, then he'll question the idea that poor people shouldn't get welfare. We'll also question whether capitalism is in fact such a great economic system.

      It's safe to say that most of our software problems of today are caused by the inefficient use of developers, as well as the antisocial tendencies that capitalism brings out of the companies that produce software (i.e. company's are not motivated to provide the best solution, since that would discourage a permanent revenue stream). In other words, most of the hurdles the software, computer, tech industry face are caused by our market based economic system, not fixed by it. The same goes for compatibility problems. The majority of the issues that we struggle with in the tech sector has to do with compatibility, and compatibility problems are due to the fact that the market will create a duplicity of choices for a product that for all practical purposes does the same thing, and as a result of wastes all that effort producing many (often meaningless and arbitrary) variations of the same thing, leaves off the choice of fewer, higher quality products, as well as discouraging an meaningful decision making (companies would much rather paint their product blue to diffrentitate, than spend extra $$$ and make a better product for the same price). Markets encourage antisocial behavior, so vendors are encouraged to keep things hidden, which is another problem with compatitiblity. We can go on down the line, the majority of our problems aren't the tech, or inherent in computers, but instead are a result of the way we do it. But I digress.... :)

    40. Re:What a Waste by FroMan · · Score: 1

      Depends if michael is manning the queue. If its anti-Bush/US he sets it up right away.

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    41. Re:What a Waste by Eccles · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I refer you to this article about the fine spending under the Department of Homeland Security. A few choice bits of its budget?

      " A new university-based homeland security research center program for Texas A&M, avoiding an open and competitive award process. This was pushed by Republican Whip, Tom DeLay, whose district includes Texas A&M.

      $2 million so the Smithsonian can start a 108,000-square-foot building in Maryland to house its collection of fish, frogs, bugs, birds and other animals preserved in alcohol-filled containers.

      $5 million to subsidize farmers' markets and roadside produce stands in 31 states.

      $2.5 million to map coral reefs in the waters around Hawaii."

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    42. Re:What a Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should learn the difference. Too many people think the federal and state governments are the same thing.

    43. Re:What a Waste by PantsWearer · · Score: 1
      No Child Left Behind is a bad idea overall. It makes sure that children can answer a known set of questions with a known set of answers. They might as well be memorizing the first 1000 primes without knowing what a prime is.

      It doesn't answer the "why" questions that are necessary to answer in the learning process. It will definitely make a nice population of mindless drones though, which seems to be what most conservatives want anyway; for everyone to be like them.

      Don't even start in on teachers unless you know what they go through. Next time you handle 30 13 year olds for an hour get back to me, then I'll toss you to 30 6 year olds for 6 hours. Oh, and make sure that they learn something during the course of the period.

      And it's not about the system either. If parents actually gave a damn about what their kids were doing during the day, learning would go on, but parents treat school as day care. Education is not valued. Blame the parents, not the teachers.

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    44. Re:What a Waste by dildatron · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      Perhaps you might think differently if you were one of the ones in the World Trade Center that jumped out from a 70 story window because that's the BEST option you had. Or if you were a close relative of one who did.

      Have some respect.

      Or will it take another attack before you figure out that that the US needs better security?

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    45. Re:What a Waste by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > You might as well abolish the whole thing.

      Brilliant! Umm... that's what I want...

    46. Re:What a Waste by mattyrobinson69 · · Score: 1

      although not really a good spin-off, viagra was descovered during heart research. im sure that this happens the other way round too, with different research projects (waste > good spin off)

    47. Re:What a Waste by FroMan · · Score: 1

      Ha! What did I tell you, sure enough, it may not be your submission in particular, but look who just posted it.

      michael is so predictable.

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    48. Re:What a Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The FY Defense Budget ignores little expenditures like invading Iraq and pacifying Afghanistan and Bosnia. You Lose!

    49. Re:What a Waste by LarsWestergren · · Score: 1

      michael is so predictable.

      You think it was political rather than scientific to post it? ;-)

      Well, it IS quite big news either way. Still, my +4 karma deserves a couple of "redundants" now I guess, but most moderators are probably spending their points on that topic instead.

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    50. Re:What a Waste by ThogScully · · Score: 1

      Who modded this insightful rather than flamebait? Come on now... Al Qaeda hasn't stopped anything because of the Deptartment of Homeland Security. If you think that organization has accomplished anything more than erasing parts of the constitution while no one's looking, you're incredibly naive.

      Nobody's avoiding terrorist activity because the DHS and he's no more likely a future victim for noticing that than you for thinking DHS is worthwhile.
      -N

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    51. Re:What a Waste by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 1

      Science offers us so many incredible possibilities to explore, things that can greatly enhance our everyday lives, and yet our tax dollars go to things like this.

      What's wrong with this research? You don't see any direct non-military applications? How about for deep-woods search and rescue. How about for a basic survival kit? How about wildland firefighters? And that's certinaly not a comprehensive list, nor is it even taking into account the indirect non-military benefits.

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    52. Re:What a Waste by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 1

      Who modded this insightful rather than flamebait? Come on now... Al Qaeda hasn't stopped anything because of the Deptartment of Homeland Security. If you think that organization has accomplished anything more than erasing parts of the constitution while no one's looking, you're incredibly naive.

      You are incredibly misinformed.

      While I disagree with MANY MANY MANY of the things DHS does/is doing, speaking as a firefighter, DHS has spured many initiatives that have effected fire departments, police agencies, and ems crews around the country.

      WMD first response training wasn't even on the map a couple of years ago. FEMA simply coulnd't get their shit together. DHS made sure they did. Now more than 75% of us have been trained for Bio, Chemical, Eplosion, and Nuke first response tactics.

      Again getting FEMA kick around has made their grants (which make or break many smaller agencies) for ACTUAL USEFUL ITEMS AND TRAINING, like for community outreach programs and fire prevention/safety presentations. And equipment/supplies for mass casualty incidents. And funding for more useful Emergency Management Plans for local government.

      Just to review: you are a troll. An un-informed troll.

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    53. Re:What a Waste by droid_rage · · Score: 1

      Obviously just my opinion, but since there haven't been any major WMD/bio/or nuke attacks by terrorists in the US, I'm not too worried about the fact that it wasn't on the agenda before. Is this an accomplishment by the DHS? I guess so. Is it a positive accomplishment? Dubious.

    54. Re:What a Waste by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that Al Qaeda achieved the primary and secondary objectives. First - make the U.S. remove its forces and bases from Saudi Arabia, the holy land. Done. Second, hurt us and scare us into doing something really dumb. Done.

      For over two years, I keep hearing the same assumption: that Al Qaeda exists to attack us. Why do we assume that? What does it benefit them? The got what they wanted: no American troops in Saudi Arabia. We moved the bases into Iraq. And Al Qaeda hated the secular Iraqi state; we've removed that for them as well. A bloody-minded religious oligarchy is coming on line after we book this June.

    55. Re:What a Waste by Catbeller · · Score: 1

      "Whether more money would fix the educational system in America is open for debate of course. "

      In the wealthier Chicago suburbs, they pay $16,000+ per year per student, roughly; Chicago itself pays... um, about 5K a year per student.

      Since the students up north in the burbs wipe up the floor with Chicago students, it seems that money does buy you a better educational system.

      Otherwise, why pay 16 grand per student? Why not knock it down to 5K/student/year, save 11K per, and get the same results?

      Cause it wouldn't work, and everyone knows it. That's why they went to the burbs in the first place. The schools are hyperfunded, and the kids are academic successes.

      Money drained from "urban" (non-white) schools when the panicked whites ran away and erected walls around their money. Non-conforming or underemployed families are kept out by housing tricks. The results of the financial segregation are obvious.

      Money matters. Of course it does.

    56. Re:What a Waste by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 1

      Maybe you don't understand how this works. #1. You can't train later. People have to be trained ahead of time. #2. Your a terrorist: would you consider using chem/bio/nuke on your enemy who doen't have a proper response team more than if most of their first responders are well trained in mitigating the effects?

      I'm guessing the likelihood of actually being attached on this way is signinficantly reduced because the risk/cost/reward is much lower now.

      We've never been invaded by a navy or army in the continental US. Should we get rid of the Coast Guard patrols and make them an unarmed Search and Rescue agency only?

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    57. Re:What a Waste by Zocalo · · Score: 1
      Does the US need better security? Yes, it does, particulary given the fact that a new generation of extremists has no doubt been born from its actions in Afghanistan and Iraq. Realistically, it's probably just a matter of time before there is another successful attack on the US, the UK or another member of the Iraq coalition. The terrorists only have to get lucky once, remember?

      What the DHS does, besides providing a placibo to help anxious Americans sleep at night by its existence, is keep people paranoid. Paranoid enough to think that they *need* to spend money on training their firefighters to deal with chemical or biological weapon attacks. Paranoid enough to question whether that guy really should be doing that, and so on. Maybe it'll even help prevent a terrorist from getting his way, but I suspect getting accurate and specific intelligence will do more good in that area.

      Unfortunately, this kind of bunker mentality, for want of a softer term, is not addressing the root cause of the problem: the perception that the terrorists have of the foreign policies of the nations they target. And now they see signs that even money is being poured into the military and related areas at the expense of scientific research that might benefit everyone.

      Remain vigilent, yes, but frankly, I think the money would be much better spent trying to build some bridges instead of trying to find better and more efficient ways of blowing them up.

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    58. Re:What a Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I live in Camden, NJ and last year Camden had the honor of spending more per child than Philly or any of the surounding 'burbs*. We also had the lowest test scores and highest dropout rate.

      Given that a perfectly literate and educated human can be produced with some paper, pencils and a few books (over 500 years old), I would have to say that spending more money on education is NOT the answer.

      BTW, the answer, I would suggest, is to grant education vouchers to parents for educational purposes; including home tutoring.

      * I think the number was ~6K per head and if you really are interested, I'll try to post the numbers when I get home.

    59. Re:What a Waste by Eccles · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I mean, christ, I mention biking eight miles to the office and people marvel at how I can cover that kind of distance without a car

      I marvel that you can cover that kind of distance without getting hit by a car.

      Something as stupid and simple as an hour's worth of walking on a daily basis

      Spending 10% of my waking hours walking may be simple in concept, but it's a hell of a demand on my time.

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    60. Re:What a Waste by ThogScully · · Score: 1

      You are incredibly misinformed.

      I wasn't misinformed. In fact, that post is now moderated Flamebait, so someone agreed with me.

      WMD first response training wasn't even on the map a couple of years ago.

      While I admire that, it's unclear whether that was necessary or not and that is certainly not a justification for a whole new government agency.

      Just to review: you are a troll. An un-informed troll.

      I'm not a troll, albeit I'm now going off-topic. I don't appreciate undeserved accusations though.
      -N

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    61. Re:What a Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I also wish there were a law in the U.S. that for every dollar spent on the military, a dollar had to be spent on education.

      I wish there were a law that said the U.S. government must spend every dollar necessary on the military, and spend whatever's left over on everything else.

      Oh, wait. There is. It's called the "oath of office."

      I, state your name, do solemnly swear to preserve, protect, and defend the Constitution to the best of my ability.

      All the money in the world spent on education amounts to a hill of beans if we aren't safe from those who would wish to do us harm.

    62. Re:What a Waste by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      While I admire that, it's unclear whether that was necessary or not and that is certainly not a justification for a whole new government agency.

      It's certianly not justification for an entire government agency. Two points: my list was certianly not exhaustive and you clearly stated "If you think that organization has accomplished anything more than erasing parts of the constitution while no one's looking, you're incredibly naive" which is obvioulsy incorrect based one even my partial list.

      I'm not a troll, albeit I'm now going off-topic. I don't appreciate undeserved accusations though.

      You deserve the accusation. If you don't want accusations like that, don't make sweeping generalizations that are clearly false.

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    63. Re:What a Waste by blincoln · · Score: 1

      That would be a market bonanza.

      For the five seconds it would take for the DEA to outlaw them. They don't care whether substances are addictive or not, as evidenced by the outlawing of LSD, the tryptamines, etc.

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    64. Re:What a Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So what, money is money no matter which level of government its coming from. Besides which education is suppose to be a state right/responsibility according to our constitution.

    65. Re:What a Waste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Catholic schools on the average spend a fraction per student as do the public schools in the same area. Yet, at least in the cities, they are able to turn out people whom are as or even better educated than those in the suburbs. Money isn't everything.

    66. Re:What a Waste by Veridium · · Score: 1

      I'd say you're both right, and both wrong. The problem is a mix all the things you both mentioned.

      This may seem anecdotal, but since there is no way to research how often this occurs(thanks to resistance to accountability on the part of the teachers unions), that's all I can offer you... but... There was one teacher at my school, who gave good grades to black students, poorer grades to white students, did NOT know the subject matter she was teaching(made mistakes EVERY day, consistantly, and gave confusing explanations of what she was teaching, which in my case was Algebra), and when one person asked her why she doesn't teach, she replied "By law, I'm only required to take roll"

      There are some real crappy teachers out there, and they never get fired. As long as they don't do something politically incorrect, like yell at a kid, or be abusive, they will never be fired. And every student that is taught under them, will walk away with a very bitter attitude towards public schools. Like me.

      My kid is either being home schooled or going to private school. I'll be god damned, before I let him experience what I've experienced in public schools. And I blame the teachers union. Why? Because every !@#$#% teacher in that school knew about this person, and no one did anything. She'll retire, after a lifetime of shoddy, half assed work, with nice benefits and a pension plan, and really, she doesn't deserve it at all. She was just the cherry on top too.

      Between the racism that is allowed to occur towards whites by minorities(I was in an area where whites were the minority), Biology classes with no microscopes(but the sports program got 50k for equipment!), Fully equipped electronics classes(though with 20 year old equipment) that go unused(the classroom was empty all 4 years of highschool, I never saw it opened once), and school dances that had to have armed security personell, There is no god damend way in hell, I'm going to let my kid go to a public school. It was inexcusable and I will never forget that, and yes, the parents were big time to blame, but so were those teachers.

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    67. Re:What a Waste by d474 · · Score: 1

      I'm interested in this common "conservative" paradoxical view concerning funding education vs. defense.

      How can you say on one hand that "throwing more money" at education is not a solution, while simultaneously argue the opposite is a solution for Defense?

      Both are governement run organizations, explain your reasoning for this apparent contradictory thinking.

      By the way, did you know that the U.S. spends more on defense than:

      Russia,China,Japan,UK,France,Germany,Saudi Arabia,Italy,India,South Korea,Brazil,Taiwan,Israel,Spain,Australia,Canada, Netherlands,Turkey,Mexico,Kuwait..........Combined !!!?

      Yeah, let's spend more money on Offense, -oh, I mean-, "defense" because we're scared of some fanatical dudes running around the desert on a different continent with towels on their heads. If the existing military the U.S. had in 2001 was unable to defend against the attack we incurred, what makes you think that spending more money on it would be the "solution"?

      You didn't happen to go to public school, did you? Maybe you're right then.

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    68. Re:What a Waste by gidds · · Score: 1
      We don't need another drug or fad diet

      But the standard American diet is a fad diet already! Compared to many other developed countries, your levels of sugar and equivalents (high-fructose corn syrup, for example) are ridiculous. And yet cutting down on them is seen as 'a fad'...

      Of course, I agree with you that most people get far too little exercise than is good for them, and that getting more is an important way to health.

      P.S. Why isn't a low-carb diet sustainable? In olden times, fruit and sweet things weren't around for much of the year, and people seemed to survive somehow. In fact, the best description I've heard is that low-carb is a 'winter diet', in contrast with our current permanent 'summer diet'.

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    69. Re:What a Waste by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 1

      Oh, don't get me started on processed sugar -- it's literally addictive. I often challenge people to see if they can give up foods containing processed sugar for a week (soda, cookies, etc.), and many of them can't do it...they literally get the shakes.

      In olden times, we spent quite a bit of time foraging around for nuts, scavenging meat when we could find it, and eating a hell of a lot of fruits and vegetables -- the so-called 'scavenger-gatherer' diet is what we've mostly evolved for, and it seems to work quite well for most people -- our digestive systems weren't designed to handle eating meat all the time; sure, we can process it (we're ominivores, after all), but that doesn't mean that we should consider meat to be our primary source of fuel, and that goes double for red meat.

      Honestly, meat-heavy diets aren't even good for carnivores; most pure carnivores (big and small cats, etc) die of heart problems or renal failure, which is directly linked to their diet.

      Probably the healthiest 'ethnic' diets are traditional Japanese and Chinese cooking; lots of rice and fish, with a little red meat and chicken, lots of veggies and fruits.

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    70. Re:What a Waste by gidds · · Score: 1
      In olden times, we spent quite a bit of time foraging around for nuts, scavenging meat when we could find it, and eating a hell of a lot of fruits and vegetables...

      ...when they were in season. Fruits in particular are only available at certain times of the year; for the rest of the time, we did without. Vegetables last longer, of course.

      But although low-carb diets in general and Atkins in particular are often portrayed as a meat feast, most vegetables figure largely. Other than the plain starchy ones like potatoes, rice, and wheat, most vegetables are fairly or very low-carb; I had far more fresh veg when low-carbing than before. Maybe low-carb isn't as unhealthy, or as far from our ancestors' diet, as some people think?

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    71. Re:What a Waste by DeadScreenSky · · Score: 1

      You want to abolish society? That is what the anon was referring to, not social security, etc.

      Good luck with that tiny goal. :P

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    72. Re:What a Waste by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > You want to abolish society?

      Yes, I do. All society does is force people into unnatural roles & classifies them by arbitrary factors, and creates (well, enhances) greed.

      I'm not saying it's gonna happen or that I'll start it, but I'd be happier that way. Most wouldn't, since they are artificially important and would be "first against the wall."

  11. TO many movies by Ymiris · · Score: 1

    I think someone has watched soilder to much, I understand that those boys were cool, but it was just a movie!!!! Now, go watch T2 and create robots to do our fighting. Let us eat and get fat.

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  12. Beta testers ready!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    LATEST NEWS: Dolph Lundgren and Van Damme have both said yes to become beta testers.

    1. Re:Beta testers ready!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about SteveB ... developers developers ...

  13. Saurons? by DJTodd242 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In other unrelated news, the Pentagon reports that the Aleutian islands will be renamed "Haven" to host a new project called "Sauron" ...

  14. MDA by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 3, Funny

    Only if we can rename the Missile Defense Agency to Skynet.

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    1. Re:MDA by rufo · · Score: 1

      I've decided that Google must be Skynet.

      After all, Google does know everything, and is consuming all of humankind's knowledge at an geometrically expanding rate. It's only a matter of time before it becomes self-aware, sees tubgirl and decides all of humankind must be, for lack of a better world, "shoved down the stairs".

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  15. LOL by bad+enema · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Offtopic like hell, but now I really want to play that game.

    "SCV good to go, Sir!"

  16. Super soldiers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Huh?
    What was that noise?
    Just a box.

  17. New fad diet? by bitbucket911 · · Score: 4, Funny

    Any bets on how long before this becomes a competitor to Atkins and South Beach?

    1. Re:New fad diet? by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 1

      You joke, but...
      "Changing the body's metabolism is high on that list. People have always been able to burn fats instead of carbohydrates for short periods -- that's what the popular Atkins Diet is all about. But doing this for extended periods can produce toxins and can dial down the amount of energy the brain receives. DARPA wants to see if there are ways to burn fats without the side effects."

      If they can succeed, it would actually be a viable Atkins.
      The lead supporters of Atkins don't use the diet as many of their fans do. They advocate a low carbohydrate, especially avoiding simple carbohydrate diet, and eating plenty of vegetables and protein. Essentially the same as what many others have been saying. Heck, your average vegan who's concerned about Atkins should note he gets his protein/fat from nuts while they get it from meat (usually). One could be a vegan Atkins dieter.
      Unfortunately, Atkins proponents seem to have a dual message going on, and some people think the diet is nothing more than scarfing down steaks.

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    2. Re:New fad diet? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      If they can succeed, it would actually be a viable Atkins.

      But we already have that. Just because people can nabuse the idea of the Atkins diet doesn't make it unsound - shifting your intake to protein doesn't mean you should eat 2 pound of bloody meat a day. Cutting carbs is a way of lowering total caloric intake without feeling as hungry.

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    3. Re:New fad diet? by Derek+Pomery · · Score: 1

      Sure. But when put that way Atkins isn't nearly as revolutionary as it makes itself out to be. People have been talking of cutting carbs, especially simple carbs, for years.
      That doesn't suddenly make fat good for you.

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  18. Shishihakoudan. by numbski · · Score: 4, Funny

    This ain't Ryouga Hibiki we're talking about. They don't become massively powerful when they get depressed.

    Oi, I can't believe I'm talking about anime in a /. discussion of super-soldiers.

    I need to go get a life.

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    1. Re:Shishihakoudan. by 0x1337 · · Score: 1

      Too late ;-)

  19. HEROIN by MancunianMaskMan · · Score: 5, Informative

    AFAIK the germans developed something like this in the last century, they called it the drug of heroes, or HEROIN. It didn't turn out to be awefully useful but still is a commercial success.

    1. Re:HEROIN by shadowpuppy · · Score: 1

      No. It's "Heroin the cure for coughs". Do a google search for it. It was originally a cough supressant produced by Bayer.

    2. Re:HEROIN by Ryan+Amos · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, heroin kind of works. If you take enough of it, you can get shot without feeling it... though if you that much, you'll probably be to catatonic to fight. And also probably not a very good shot. Come to think of it, cocaine is probably a much better battle drug, as it decreases reaction time while increasing motor skills and sensory perception. Though, obviously, both have their downsides ;) Doesn't stop the Air Force from giving their pilots meth though.

    3. Re:HEROIN by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 2, Informative

      Didn't the German Infantry have something they were taking so they could run along with the tanks and other vehicles during the Blitzkrieg?

    4. Re:HEROIN by drinkypoo · · Score: 3, Informative

      It's called methamphetamine. The US Military was using stimulants for performance too, I believe it was specifically Benzedrine.

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    5. Re:HEROIN by glesga_kiss · · Score: 4, Informative
      Actually, you aren't too far from the truth. Amphetamines (speed) was used extensively in WW2 by both sides. Does almost everything this article is looking for; keeps you awake, surpresses appetite, gives you a boost. It's a part of standard rations, along with nicotine delivery systems (cigarettes).

      It's still in use today, many of the "blue on blue" incidents in the recent conquests were blamed on drugged-out aviators.

      Quote:

      In the LAST Gulf war more than half of all American pilots used amphetamines to keep them going on long missions. And they did the same in the latest war in Iraq. What's more, the US Air Force says the drug they use - Dexedrine - isn't harmful. They need it, they stay, to stay awake and alert.
    6. Re:HEROIN by cubic6 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Care to back that up at all? I Googled around a bit, and could find very to back this up. "Heroin" doesn't mean "Drug of heroes" in any language. It's a trademark of Bayer, and is evidently the trade name for diacetylmorphine. It was manufactured in Germany around the turn of the century, but (rightfully) never for military uses. It was a cough remedy.

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    7. Re:HEROIN by visgoth · · Score: 1

      Ahh cocaine, Tony Montana's battle prep drug of choice.

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    8. Re:HEROIN by jandrese · · Score: 1

      I'd always heard that it was around the turn of the century that Bayer was looking for a way to reduce the addictiveness of Morphene, so they buffered it with Asparin. The result was called Heroin, and was sold as a cough suppressant (move over Robitussin) for awhile.

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    9. Re:HEROIN by kfg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, it is a trademark of Bayer, but it comes from the German word "heroisch," and means "Heroic Treatment," or, more loosely translated, "Fanfuckingtastic drug." It was sold as a "safe" alternative, as were any number of dangerous substances, to morphine, which had relatively recently been found to be addictive. As such it was used for military purposes, but only in the "aftermath," as an anasthetic, and it was as an anasthetic that it could be used a cough rememdy by numbing the troat.

      Nor was heroin developed in Germany. It was discovered in England in 1874, at St. Mary's Hospital Medical College where they were seeking such an anasthetic.

      Parent poster wasn't completely smacked out. Batting .200 maybe.

      Other "traditional" drugs have certainly been used in wartime though to encourage heroism, particularly among "native" troops. In southeast Asia during the Vietnam war I have a report that Laotian paratroopers used to wear little carved Buddhas around their necks. Before every jump they would pop the Buddha into their mouth. Thought to be some sort of odd local religious custom, it turns out the Buddhas were carved out of opium.

      KFG

    10. Re:HEROIN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can't expect troops (or anyone else) to work fatiguing sleep schedules without chemical help, and amphetamines are preferable to caffeine if properly regulated.
      The choice is between speed or worse impairment by exhaustion, and either way people die.
      That's the cost of doing business.

    11. Re:HEROIN by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      AFAIK the germans developed something like this in the last century, they called it the drug of heroes, or HEROIN. It didn't turn out to be awefully useful but still is a commercial success.

      When I was in the army there were stories about a Soviet designed "anti-radiation sickness" pill. As the story went, Soviet military planners wanted a way to keep irradiated Red Army soldiers up and fighting in the event of a nuclear attack on the battlefield. Soldiers whose exposure was determined to be lethal or near-lethal were to be administered a pill (or injection) that was a mix of opiates and amphetamines. It didn't actually do anything at all for the radiation sickness, but it did keep them up and fighting rather than lying on a cot in a medical tent for that last week or two before the died from the radiation. Never had this rumor confirmed, but the way the red army worked back then (e.g. periodically practicing with live nerve agent despite consistently losing a few soldiers on every exercise) it wouldn't surprise me.

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    12. Re:HEROIN by rark · · Score: 1

      Dexedrine -- you mean the drug that if you want in the states and you aren't narcoleptic will get you a one way ticket to a drug treatment program?

      Ah, the hippocracy of the war on (some) drugs rears it's ugly head again.

      Why am I not surprised?

  20. we have the means gentlemen by roegerle · · Score: 4, Funny

    its called cocaine

    1. Re:we have the means gentlemen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      cocaine doesn't keep you up efficiently. after a day you become strung out, not to mention the fact that you would have to have a constant small amount of it flowing through your blood at all times. also when the troops started coming down, they would all fall down and start shacking for some more. however we could derive some sort of substance from it, like a cross between meth and cocaine. bush could help them with the cocaine research, from what i hear he has had experiance with that field. purely in the name of science of course :)

    2. Re:we have the means gentlemen by carpe_noctem · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, you're not far off from the truth. Among other things (namely DXM), Hitler's scientists developed powerful ampamines in an effort to keep soldiers up for weeks on end.

      Their efforts resulted in a drug which is being re-synthesized after nearly 30 years, called yaba. Yaba will easily keep you up for 2-3 days; stronger addicts may be able to keep going for the better part of a month. Did I mention that this stuff is several times more addictive than heroin?

      I'm not suggesting that this is what DARPA is working on, but I merely cite this as a historical example of the unintended consequences for this type of research.

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    3. Re:we have the means gentlemen by hsoom · · Score: 2, Informative
      This is modded as funny but it's not really a joke - it has been done before. As far back as 1599 it was noted that warrior tribes of the Magdalena Valley could fight for 3 days with no sleep or food after chewing coca leaves (the plant that cocaine is made from). In the early 1800's a British soldier who was fighting with the Peruvian army at the time was astonished by the amount of ground they could cover in a day while chewing coca. In 1883 a doctor named Theodore Aschenbrandt performed a group of experiments on his troops in the Bavarian army, giving them cocaine (superior to the coca leaf) and noting the results. In one case a troop collapsed from exhaustion during a march and Aschenbrandt gave him a spoon full of water with some cocaine. Within a few minutes the troop stood up and travelled several kilometres to the end of the march carrying a pack, all with a smile on his face.

      During world war one British, French, Australian and Canadian troops all used cocaine during (and not during) battle. Although it wasn't really sanctioned by the armies and they attempted to stamp it out, at least the British army did anyway, I'm not sure about the others.

      Although not cocaine, methamphetamine in the form of Pervitin was administered by Germany and its allies to their soldiers during world war two. Interestingly it's reported that Hitler was given methamphetamine by his personal physician in the mornings and then sedatives to counter the effects at night, resulting in a hard to wake Hitler in the morning. Apparently Germany's reponse on D-Day was delayed because Hitler couldn't be woken, I don't know how much truth there is in that story though.

      The US Air Force issues amphetamines to its pilots as what they call "go pills". To quote the article:
      As for the "go pills" -- the speed -- the Air Force says there's no reason for any change in policy, that they are essential for combat pilots now being sent to war over Afghanistan and Iraq. "These men are patriots, these men were sent to fight a war and they're put in a situation where it's either take these pills or you don't fly," Skobel said.
      So it would seem there is a use for these drugs after all, to create more efficient soldiers.
  21. Nutrient Cocktail? Absolut-ly by revery · · Score: 4, Funny

    The best part of the article for me was reading the following section: The agency has a couple of ideas on how this might be done: A cocktail of nutrients or so-called "nutraceuticals" could help build endurance, and then realizing that the ad to the right of the text was an ad for Absolut Vodka.

    I predict military enrollment numbers will soar.

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  22. beef jerky by stonebeat.org · · Score: 3, Funny

    is that considered food? if not, then i can survive without food for 5 day easily. :)

    1. Re:beef jerky by 36526542DD · · Score: 1

      I don't drink coffee (or alcohol), so during my all-night codefests I go through vast amounts of Dr. Pepper, beef jerky, and swedish fish.

      It's surprising how far on can go on that combination. Even more surprising is how much of each it takes, especially as I get older (30).

    2. Re:beef jerky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      lol

      Hate to use the toilet after you then matey! :-D

    3. Re:beef jerky by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Man, it is my moral imperative to add something here:

      As you know, *real* beef jerky is pretty good, often made from the best cuts. It is dried and seasoned so that it lasts for days or even months without refidgeration. It is a good source of protein and many vitamins if cured and processed properly. I went camping in N. Carolina once and brought several bags of the stuff (purchased from the field shop). Everyone laughed at me. The first day was fine. I ate beef jerky and beans. The second day they all got some sort of food poisoning from the *fresh* food they'd brought along.

      The toxic chemical soup that they sell in supermarkets is only a horrific imitation. It can give you headaches, has a funny taste (either sour or metallic), uses the worst cuts, is filled with chemical preservatives, and in general, is worse than eating dried bacon fat.

    4. Re:beef jerky by mghiggins · · Score: 1

      is that considered food? if not, then i can survive without food for 5 day easily. :)

      I think beef jerky safely falls into the old "eatable but not edible" category.

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  23. no food by theMerovingian · · Score: 4, Funny


    Um, experimental treatments to deny military personnel their basic needs would not be a good recruiting tool.

    Instead, they should spend their research money building these.

    THAT would make me want to join the army!

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    1. Re:no food by velo_mike · · Score: 4, Funny

      Instead, they should spend their research money building these.
      Except they would make you polish every bit of it to a shine and take it completly apart for servicing every 10 days. No thanks, btdt.

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      Alan Greenspan

    2. Re:no food by Loadmaster · · Score: 1

      That's if you were in the army. If you were in the Navy you'd just have to paint it every 10 days.

  24. My life for Aiur by John+Courtland · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I hate the zealot rush. I've been getting back into Starcraft because it's the only game my buddy and I can play due to his school's retarded NAT firewall. The million man march or the battle cruiser domination fleet is the only proper response ;)

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    1. Re:My life for Aiur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try the Wraith Horde instead of the BattleCruiser domination. BC's are too expensive and not as versatile as a horde (as in 60+) wraiths putting down a smackdown. Plus, every wraith you lose is cheap as hell, and fast to replace. You can just have your base pumping out the wraiths while you pummel his ass. Plus wraiths make TOAST with Carriers. You just have to be there to make them aim at the carriers, not at the little strike planes.

    2. Re:My life for Aiur by bad+enema · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Yeah but by the time you built up this Wraith Horde the other guy will have noticed and started pumping out the Goon Doom rather than Zealots.

    3. Re:My life for Aiur by mikeee · · Score: 1

      Oh, there are plenty of ways to deal with zealots. Firebats, medics. Vultures or marines if you're clever with the micro-management. Bunkers.... sunken colonies... sheild batteries... lurkers or mutas, if you can get there fast enough.

    4. Re:My life for Aiur by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      I almost always play as zerg, so my choice is obvious-mutas. From my experience I have enough time to get at least 6 mutas before a good player can build up a considerable number of zealots, then use these mutas to slow them down while making more mutas. A good zerling rush, on the other hand, can take a weaker player or slow down someone who didn't pay attention for a few seconds :)

    5. Re:My life for Aiur by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      goon doom does nothing against a well placed tank defense. Plus, the Wraiths can be used for surgical strikes at the opponents harvesting force... see how many goons can he pump when 90% of his probes are blasted to hell. He can't do squat with a squad of goons, but a good suicide attack with a (small) bunch of wraiths will do him massive harm.

      Now, if goons weren't such idiots at moving in large groups... everybody would play protoss!

    6. Re:My life for Aiur by mikeee · · Score: 1

      Well, that's why a good player won't wait until they have a considerable number of zealots; they'll send the first 6, or mix in some goons before coming. (If you're going to wait, you'll want to upgrade the zealots anyway, and once you've done that you may as well build a few goons, too).

    7. Re:My life for Aiur by Xpilot · · Score: 1

      "My life for Aiur" always sounded like "My life for hire". And here's another one "Gee, house". What he's really saying, I have no clue.

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  25. Easier idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just send them survive 1 month in Africa, they'll learn how to survive without food.

  26. Scary idea by Mick+Ohrberg · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I read the jokes about Universal Soldier, super soldiers etc etc...but once we start down that path, how far are we from genetically engineered soldiers?

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    1. Re:Scary idea by deprecated · · Score: 4, Funny

      They're called the NFL.

    2. Re:Scary idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I read the jokes about Universal Soldier, super soldiers etc etc...but once we start down that path, how far are we from genetically engineered soldiers?

      Not very far.

    3. Re:Scary idea by tgd · · Score: 1

      Or the Chinese womens basketball team.

      Anyone who saw them in the '96 olympics knows what I'm talkin' about.

  27. As Seen on TV by indros · · Score: 2, Funny

    New and Improved LAN Party nutrition supplement now allows you to not only skip time wasting sleep, but time-wasting eating as well!

  28. no No NO NO NO by mynameis+(mother+... · · Score: 1
    The agency has a couple of ideas on how this might be done: A cocktail of nutrients or so-called "nutraceuticals" could help build endurance.

    No way can they make "nutraceuticals" a real friggin word.
    That totaly ruins it. Now I'm gunna have to come up with something else to describe drugs taken to avoid having to eat/sleep/etc.

    Err, I guess that's kinda what their usage of it means; but god that word is entirely too stupid sounding to be used seriously.

    At least my version was always neutraceuticles...

    Do I put my nutraceuticles in there?
  29. As an ex 11B by SLot · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I can say with authority that we were already asked to do things that were beyond normal human demands.

    And I wouldn't exactly call MRE's 'food' anyways, although some of them weren't bad as long as you had hot sauce. :)

    1. Re:As an ex 11B by SoTuA · · Score: 2, Funny
      MRE - Meal Ready to Eat. Three lies for the price of one!

      (lifted shamelessly from Tom Clancy's "Clear and Present Danger")

    2. Re:As an ex 11B by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We are asked to do things beyond normal human demands, but everyone knows we can only do our best.

      I only experiences MREs in basic training, but I loved the things. Maybe we got special ones for training, because everyone thought it was high energy super food, and the ones I had weren't filling at all. I usually wandered over to the females and tried to sweet talk them out of their food.

    3. Re:As an ex 11B by Larthallor · · Score: 2, Interesting

      For those unaware, "11B" is the US Army's Military Occupational Specialty (MOS) code for an Infantry soldier, often affectionately referred to as a "grunt".

      They are also known, a bit less affectionately, to us ex-19-series (Armor) soldiers as "track grease". ;)

    4. Re:As an ex 11B by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 1

      You do know that 'MRE' stands for 'Meals Rejected by Ethiopians', right?

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    5. Re:As an ex 11B by psychoid · · Score: 2, Funny

      If you think MRE's are bad, I had a worse experience. I was in the 101st Airborne in the first Gulf War. When we went into Iraq, there was a supply snafu with our A-rations and we ended up eating chicken cacciatore 3 meals a day for two weeks. Made me want to find a Bedouin and steal a goat.

    6. Re:As an ex 11B by psychoid · · Score: 1

      11B:
      Grunt
      Earth Pig
      Ground Hog
      Ground Pounder
      Bullet Stopper

      Of course, I can't say too much since I was a Cannon Cocker

      But remember.... artillerymen have bigger guns and do it with a bigger bang

    7. Re:As an ex 11B by UrgleHoth · · Score: 1

      I also remember them being calls 11 Bang-Bang.
      As an ex 94Bravo, food service specialist, affectionately referred to as a "spoon", I can say we used to work 18-20 hour days between prep, cooking and cleanup while out in the field. There never seemed to be enough cooks to feed the troops, especially when the generals wanted to show off 3 hots during combined international exercises. I'm certainly glad those days are over.

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    8. Re:As an ex 11B by first.last · · Score: 0

      Tell me about it. I'm a Panama Invasion veteran and one time we were playing shuffle board and the puck went overboard. Ever try playing shuffle board with a fuckin coconut??

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    9. Re:As an ex 11B by __aawwih8715 · · Score: 1

      Aw come on, thats what the chesse spread is for.

      I had a cheese tortellini with the cheese spread yesterday at the range and it was awesome. Chicken cavatelli is scrumptious. It really depends on how hungy you are i guess. I like them all save for one or two.

    10. Re:As an ex 11B by tibman · · Score: 1

      I'm a 19D Cav Scout
      You guys always call us speed bumps.

      I thought it was funny until an M1 rolled over my OP/LP (Observation Post / Listening Post). Of course in the morning during the AAR, nobody could recall being in the AO. Let alone remember crushing my ruck.

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  30. Well.. by hookedup · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Desert Combat had me not eating, or doing anything for that matter, for a couple days straight...

    1. Re:Well.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh come now, friendly fire isn't nothing.

    2. Re:Well.. by hookedup · · Score: 1

      True, and most times it seems to be the fire you need to worry about more than anything else in the game...

  31. Civilian benefits by RobertB-DC · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Putting aside any military/war/ethics concerns, there are several interesting civilian benefits that jump out from the article:

    * "But [burning fat] for extended periods can produce toxins and can dial down the amount of energy the brain receives. Darpa wants to see if there are ways to burn fats without the side effects."

    There's a mega-million-dollar industry in burning off fat, mostly by ingesting snake oil products. Obvious spinoffs here.

    * "Mitochondria supplies energy to the cells; the agency would like to see if the powerhouses could be temporarily increased."

    Again, weight loss... but beyond that, aren't there metabolism-related illnesses that this would help cure?

    * "Increased body heat can boost the production of certain proteins, and these can trigger apoptosis -- programmed cellular death. Darpa wants to find a way to control these proteins..."

    Programmed cellular death is the two-edged sword of middle and old age. If it doesn't happen at all, you can get cancer. But if it happens faster than cellular reproduction, you get aging. Any research into this topic will help on both counts.

    * "...anaerobic metabolism produces lactic acid -- which is why you feel your biceps burn after lifting dumbbells. Scientists wonder if production of the acid can be slowed or dissipated quicker."

    This sort of advance would be snapped up by athletes, but you can also imagine the benefits for others who exert themselves regularly -- from firefighters to construction workers. And exercise is another way to lose weight... though it's laziness, not muscle pain, that keeps *me* from working on my spare tire.

    * "And the agency is looking at nutraceuticals, natural products and traditional nutritional supplements to give the body what it requires when there's no food around."

    Well, that sounds like the meal-in-a-pill that's been bounced around for a hundred years, from the World's Fair to Willy Wonka. I hear they still have problems with the blueberry dessert.

    And speaking of dessert...

    * "...$900,000 grant to examine the effects of echinacea and other plants. He believes extracts from the herb can be added to rations -- and that should give soldiers an extra oomph."

    Be careful with those herbs... the military wants to eliminate the need for food, but some herbs are known to cause the opposite effect!

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    1. Re:Civilian benefits by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      I burned fat for nine months on the atkins diet. Your brain runs more efficiently on ketones which are produced while on this diet than on glucose. Your brain actually gets more energy when you're burning fat.

      The military does some good, useful science (mostly by contracting it out) but it's an extremely inefficient way to carry out scientific research, with maybe one one-zillionth of one percent of each tax dollar spent on the military going to research.

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    2. Re:Civilian benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "... the military wants to eliminate the need for food"
      Haliburton says this is real cost savings while billing for meals nobody ate.
      Millions in the bank collecting interest for months.
      Sure were going to pay back the U.S. taxpayer at cost, not at cost plus interest plus the cost to figure out how we got screwed.
      All for a company that doesn't even exits here, but is incorporated in every outsourced foreign tax shelter they can find.

    3. Re:Civilian benefits by ndogg · · Score: 1

      Have the higher-ups in the military gone insane? It seems to me that they are searching for the biological equivalent of Zero Point Energy.

      It's all just a completely ridiculous idea, to me.

      The best that they can do would be to pack all the nutrients they would need into as small of a package as they can or suppress regular biological urges, but that's not healthy, especially for someone who may be undergoing intense physical activity for five days straight.

      --
      // file: mice.h
      #include "frickin_lasers.h"
    4. Re:Civilian benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will this ever be made available to civilians though? The minute that these drugs become widely available, the US military loses the edge they gained by developing them.

    5. Re:Civilian benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about potential social applications?
      You will be expected to work 120 hours a week
      (5 days x 24 hours) without sleep or lunch breaks.
      Pharmaceutical vacations: take a pill and you feel like you are on Caribbean island.
      No sick days off: construction crane fell on your head and broke all your bones,
      - take pain suppressant, inject yourself with nanotech bone reconstructor,
      apply electronic skin-healing patch, reboot the brain and keep working.

    6. Re:Civilian benefits by BranMan · · Score: 1

      You missed one - how about us occasional "weekend warriors" who go skiing, or on a white water rafting trip, but don't really keep in shape? I'd love to get a temporary "boost" so I can do things I enjoy *better* and have fewer aches, bruises, and sprains afterwards.

  32. Grant takes Richmond with a Hoagie by malia8888 · · Score: 5, Funny
    From the article: center has also funded research into transdermal patches that would deliver nutrients, just as nicotine patches give ex-smokers their fixes.

    Great, now our military goes to war with a sandwich strapped to their buttocks. Where is the dignity in that?

    --
    Harpo Tunnel Syndrome--my wrist feels funny.
    1. Re:Grant takes Richmond with a Hoagie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      can't see the sandwich, it's really inserted into their ass.

    2. Re:Grant takes Richmond with a Hoagie by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why use a sandwich ... a sausage would seem ergonomically better suited!

  33. Bah. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    It's obvious they don't want humans fighting their battles for them. Why don't we just assemble a massive robot army?

    These guys want to do anything they want without paying repercussions for their actions. Sorry, buds, the universe doesn't quite work that way (until we can figure out AI good enough for the jobs soldiers have to do, i.e. policework, peacemaking etc...) Very often these days, it's the airplanes with the bombs that are the ones who take out the major targets; troops are mainly just to control the ground.

    I think it's really sick and sadistic what the gov't is doing to our fighting men and women. They are HUMANS, not machines. Doing this kind of crap to them will royally screw up their everyday lives..

  34. Future lawsuit(s) waiting to happen? by PorscheDriver · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I forsee a situation whereby future soldiers are fubar-ed by all of these shenanigans, much like 'Gulf War Syndrome', and they are turned into drooling wrecks. Lawyers, start your engines now... And while I'm here, imagine a Beowulf clust...

    --
    "This is your life, and it's ending one second at a time."
    1. Re:Future lawsuit(s) waiting to happen? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      And while I'm here, imagine a Beowulf clust...

      The proper term is "Platoon"

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    2. Re:Future lawsuit(s) waiting to happen? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And while I'm here, imagine a Beowulf clust...

      a Beowulf clusterfuck, right?

  35. Speed... by TomMajor · · Score: 1

    Amphetamine (speed) keeps students reading for 5 days without food and sleep, so it aught to keep soldiers fighting too, right? Or are they using this already and are making to many drug adicts and need a better way.

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    Ask me no questions, and I'll tell you no lies...
    1. Re:Speed... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Airforce actually gives Meth to their pilots...

    2. Re:Speed... by proj_2501 · · Score: 1

      Do you remember hearing about the Air Force's "go pills" and "stop pills"? They used to use an amphetamine in the go pills. (not meth but dextro I think)

  36. Better way to spend a dollar by st0rmshad0w · · Score: 3, Funny

    They might first want to start an educational program to make certain that every soldier is familiar with Murphy's Laws of Combat.

  37. There are more pressing needs first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Teach them how to maintain peace, not war.

    Seriously, if the US had more civil protection training, Iraq would be a safer place.

    This isn't a rant against anyone in the US armed forces - they don't get to choose their training, and I'm certain no-one in the US forces would tell them their troops are so poorly trained in those areas.

    Spending billions on finding ways to stop soldiers pooing and getting hungry isn't going to stop people suicide-bombing checkpoints next month. Decent training for the job at hand will, however.

    You can't solve problems by throwing money at them.

    (ps. posting AC as you can never tell how USans react when discussing their armed forces - no offense)

    1. Re:There are more pressing needs first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I don't think you're entirely right. Look at how tough it is for the real police to have effective checkpoints in dangerous areas like Pakistan/India, Israel/Palestine, etc. If the Army (if you want to be specific, the Army is the only force I know of at these checkpoints, and maybe only Marines would be the other branch there) trained on policing, could they do much better than police?

    2. Re:There are more pressing needs first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree, Haliburton makes millions serving meals nobody eats.
      It's all about the money and your sons and daughters are unfortunate byproducts of greed.

    3. Re:There are more pressing needs first by ratamacue · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      You're right, but government doesn't profit from peace. Government profits from war. Call me a conspiracy theorist, but as the saying goes, war is the health of the state.

    4. Re:There are more pressing needs first by Sick+Boy · · Score: 1

      Speaking as an American, that's a very valid point. American soldiers are taught how to kill lots and lots of people while keeping themselves and their squadmates in more or less one piece. That's it. "Peacekeeping" missions run counter to what these men and women are trained to do. I would suggest that instead of asking the military to perform a job that they're sigularly unsuited for, to instead set up a seperate branch for those sorts of missions.

      I want to strangle the idiots here in California who think the military should help out with border patrol- another mission that the military simply isn't equiped or trained to handle. Unless you want to destroy relations with Mexico after a few soldiers got zealous with their M-16.

      --
      Does narcissism count as a hobby? --Shawn Latimer
    5. Re:There are more pressing needs first by DoubleD · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I agree, and I believe the US armed forces are doing far more training about dealing with civilians and peacekeeping roles than ever before. Recently I was watching a show on the Op(osing) Force simulations the US Army runs at Fort Bragg, California, they went so far as to hire civilain role players that would react to how the military was interacting with them with either help or terrorist attacks.

      Training can only help so much though, and even trained police have problems dealing with suicide attacks on checkpoints.

      But all of this is somewhat beside the topic. DARPA is an Advanced Research Projects Agency. Their job and charter is not the social interactions of our military but rather making sure that the US retains their technological edge by funding research in to technology that has the potential to revolutionize war. It is an exciting and scarey at the same time field. But it is not an either or proposition with reguards to training soldiers to be better peacekeepers. Even if the US military never uses performance enhancing drugs they would still want to know about them in order to deal with oppponents who would use them.

      " Teach them how to maintain peace, not war." and you have no need to maintain peace because you just *lost* the war. Instead:

      Teach them to win a war, and maintain the peace thereafter.

      --
      "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep in order to gain what he cannot lose."
    6. Re:There are more pressing needs first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      They do a better job than the US - when was the last time you heard of people being blown up on a daily basis at checkpoints anywhere else?

      Bear in mind that checkpoints are just one example. There are also house searches, arrests, and hearts and minds campaigns. The US is at a complete loss once people in uniform stop charging them. They're completely untrained for it. Just look at Vietnam.

      The US military keeps doing ridiculous things like shooting Iraqi police officers (the guys they're supposed to be training and helping). It's snafoos like that which really, really piss people off. If the US had better "manners" on the ground, less people would feel like strapping on a TNT-vest and going for a jog towards the nearest buzz-cutted white dude in fatigues. The US has done more for US/Muslim relations than Bin Laden could ever have hoped for. seriously. he must be laughing his ass off right about now. Bush is the best operative Bin Laden has ever had, whether Bush knows it or not :-P

    7. Re:There are more pressing needs first by Hiro+Antagonist · · Score: 1

      (ps. posting AC as you can never tell how USans react when discussing their armed forces - no offense)

      You know, this is off-topic, but I agree; I've got a ton of friends in the military, but when I tell people that I think that Iraq was a bad idea, they get pissy about how I 'hate the military', and how I 'need to support our troops'. I'm fscking tired of rabid nationalism being called patriotism.

      I mean, come on, you'd think that by advocating that our troops be somewhere where they aren't getting shot by gurellas would be 'supporting the troops'. I mean, I don't like war, in fact -- I hate it, but I do understand that sometimes war is necessary. Note the 'sometimes'; this country is always at war -- in the past hundred years, we have been involved in six major wars, only two of which were really justifiable (maybe three). That's one war every sixteen years; and I'm not counting the 'cold war' or the 'war on drugs', each of which has eaten more resources than any other war.

      Why don't we stop declaring war on other countries and start working on our own problems? How about a 'war on homeless', or a 'war on undereducation', or even a 'war against cancer'? Why the fsck do we have to fight a propped-up 'war on terrorism' when we could just as easily...I dunno...start paying back that huge national debt that we owe to a bunch of other countries?

      Ok. I'm done ranting. *Not* posting as AC because I don't give a flying fsck what the Nazi-wannabes think.

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      I Hit the Karma Cap, and All I Got Was This Lousy .sig.
    8. Re:There are more pressing needs first by dave420-2 · · Score: 1
      Soldiers should be trained to keep the peace once they've won it. War isn't an American Football game, where they swap out the offensive side for a defensive one - the soldiers that go in have to deal with the consequences of their actions. Having a seperate force is a flawed idea, as if a peace-keeping role changed to one of combat (which it can, even to the best troops) a peacekeeping-only force would be as much use as a pointed stick.

      I can't emphasize enough that this isn't an attack on America, or American people. I'm simply trying to point out the rather unique view the American armed forces have of foreign nationals abroad (as in they're not trained to save their lives and look after them, just shoot them if they look a bit shifty)

    9. Re:There are more pressing needs first by dave420-2 · · Score: 1
      Amen, brother. I hear you 100%, and wish there were more like you out there. Attacking something American isn't attacking America. Saying you don't like the current President, or that you don't support his actions isn't treacherous. That's one point that's rather cloudy with a lot of people, and needs to be addressed. It's the single-most dangerous facet to American patriotism, that can effectively blind otherwise decent, logical people.

      If people really "support the troops", they'd want them at home with their families, drinking hot chocolate. Not at war in the dessert, drinking hot lead.

    10. Re:There are more pressing needs first by technoCon · · Score: 1

      One way to maintain peace is to make sure that even the most highly motivated dullard realizes that violent confrontation will result in his inglorious death.

      This is complicated by the martyr-factor, which General Blackjack Pershing (of WW1 fame) addressed by capturing 20 Islamic insurgents (this was in the Philippines before the term terrorist was invented). He then shot 18 of them with pork-fat coated bullets and released the other two to carry the tale.

      This isn't feasible in a day of 24x7 cable news coverage and touchy-feely instant polling, but we can publish video of a flea-bitten dictator getting the once-over by a latex gloved medical tech.

    11. Re:There are more pressing needs first by TyrranzzX · · Score: 1

      Half the problem we're having in iraq is that americans are going in and bombing and killing civilians. There have been 10,000 iraqi insurgent casualties, and over 40,000 civilian casualties. The other problem, is that Suddam's guardesman, you know the Iraqi royal army as I believe they're called, have weapons caches all over the place. So our soldiers have to stick to the cities, and the people they're pissing off there have a virtually unlimited weapons supply from the saddan's 50,000 strong eliet guard. There's a reason those craters are there for supposed car bombs. Explosions go towards the least pressurized areas, not 5 feet into the ground and leave the engine of a car 100 or so meters away. A well placed remote detonatable mine does that. There's no way in hell we're going to be able to secure iraq without a major draft, better equipment and a lot of time. It's a better idea to hand iraq over to the people asap, via a democracy or some form of goverment they want, and give them money and advice on how to run their country, and hope for the best.

    12. Re:There are more pressing needs first by hcuar · · Score: 1

      Why don't we stop declaring war on other countries and start working on our own problems? How about a 'war on homeless', or a 'war on undereducation', or even a 'war against cancer'? Why the fsck do we have to fight a propped-up 'war on terrorism' when we could just as easily...I dunno...start paying back that huge national debt that we owe to a bunch of other countries?

      Yes, I'm sure those killed on 911 and their family's would agree that a war on terror is not important. Come on people! Is it so easy to forget 2001? Under education and homeless people are NOT the problem of the federal government. National defense IS!

    13. Re:There are more pressing needs first by whittrash · · Score: 1

      Darpa is getting near zero cash for this...a few hundred thousand in a military budget of $400 billion. DARPA is providing huge value, you should look at some of the projects that DARPA has finished. There is one project that won't help with suicide bombers too, they made a networking program to link computer systems in a robust way in the event of a nuclear strike, a little thing called the INTERNET.

    14. Re:There are more pressing needs first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Destroy relations ?

      How about getting even ..

      http://www.worldnetdaily.com/news/article.asp?AR TI CLE_ID=26852

    15. Re:There are more pressing needs first by dave420-2 · · Score: 1
      If national defense is such a big deal, why does the government do everything it can to seperate itself from the rest of the world, and destroy US/Muslim relations every chance it gets?

      It's fair enough to say they want to defend the country, but giving the bird to the rest of the world isn't the way to do it.

      I'm sure the families of those killed on 9/11 wouldn't want anyone else to go through what they did. I'm sure they don't want this false war. Anyway, what links are there between Saddam and Osama? I guarantee there are more links between Bush and Osama.

      As I pointed out in my post, yours is the exact attitude that's so screwed up in the states. You've been blinded to the real issues here. Bush is the global terrorist - you're his supporter.

    16. Re:There are more pressing needs first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Are you blind?

      What you are advocating is exactly the kind of policy US was maintaining before 9/11 during Clinton years and earlier - in other words "stability above all". US was willing to support every damn dictator as long as it was friendly to us and his rule would result in "stable" region.
      This is the very argument France and everyone out there was using against war in Iraq - let's not fuck with the current situation cause we can make it worse.
      And you calling that a new approach?
      If anything Bush is the one who is trying new things...
      Fuck,yeah .. we have been blinded ..and you can see clearly - my ass.

    17. Re:There are more pressing needs first by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > posting AC as you can never tell how USans react when discussing their armed forces - no offense

      None taken where (un)intended, but where you didn't even think of it. You lump Americans (USans is not a word) as one group, which by itself is wrong.
      The U.S. is a friggin' huge country, yet you consider us all the same. Obviously, I don't know where you live, but if I said "All Germans are socialists" or "All French are Rude" I would be flamed, and (in a sense) rightfully so. I have met rude French people; I have met many more extremely pleasant French people. I don't consider them the same even though they live in the same place.

    18. Re:There are more pressing needs first by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      es, I'm sure those killed on 911 and their family's would agree that a war on terror is not important.

      What's The War Against Terror (TWAT) got to do with Iraq?

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    19. Re:There are more pressing needs first by hcuar · · Score: 1

      Last I checked, there are Muslims living in the United States! Yup! In fact I work with several Muslims. Do I care? No! To each their own!

      Bush linked with Osama! Please! Osama and his cronies only want to make life miserable for everyone. They rule by fear and oppression. Funny, same MO for Saddam. Bush as opposed to Clinton decided to do what should have been done years ago. The real issue is that terrorists are being disrupted and are now having difficulty operating. We witnessed eight years of diplomacy that failed. Bush merely took a more productive approach. The results ARE paying off. Libia is a great example.

      Sounds like you are the one blinded by liberal media and bias. We DIDN'T give the "bird" to the rest of the world. Per Bush's State of the Union address, we had many countries involved in the effort. The French, Germans, and Russian's, etc were not interested because they had financial interests in keeping Saddam in power. Of course, now that Saddam is gone, the pre-mentioned groups want a piece of the rebuilding contract.

      One final point. Although the French opposed the invasion of Iraq, they still seem to be a target for terrorist activity. Apparently, only the miserable will live free from terror.

    20. Re:There are more pressing needs first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What you are advocating is exactly the kind of policy US was maintaining before 9/11 during Clinton years and earlier - in other words "stability above all".

      Yep, you're right, and how many successful foreign terrorists attacks occured on US soil during the *8 years* Clinton was president? And how many *months* after Bush took over did terrorists manage to kill 3000 American citizens on American soil? I know whose policy I prefer...

    21. Re:There are more pressing needs first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We witnessed eight years of diplomacy that failed.

      How can you say 8 years of relative peace and prosperity is a "diplomatic failure"?? I would suggest that ignoring intelligence warnings about terrorist threats to national security while, yes, giving the rest of the world the finger (how many treaties did Bush back out of in his first few months of office?), resulting in the most catastrophic terrorist act EVER, is more of a failure than anything Clinton (or any prior president)ever did.

      Bush linked with Osama! Please!

      Uhm, do a Google search on the Bush family's relationship with the royal Saudi family (who happen to be Osama's relatives).

    22. Re:There are more pressing needs first by hcuar · · Score: 1

      The 911 plot started far before Bush was president. Those involved were taking piloting lessons and were operating unapposed for those 8 years.

      8 years of relative peace and prosperity is subjective. Clinton was too busy worried about his penis.

    23. Re:There are more pressing needs first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The 911 plot started far before Bush was president. Those involved were taking piloting lessons and were operating unapposed for those 8 years.

      Yes, but since those activities are legal, what would you have had Clinton do? All I can say is nobody succeeded in carrying out a plot such as 911 on Clinton's watch. I think it would be naive to assume nobody tried anything during those 8 years, it is just that thwarted plots don't make headlines the way successful ones do.

      8 years of relative peace and prosperity is subjective. Clinton was too busy worried about his penis

      Yes, hence the term "relative". I was comparing those 8 years to the last 3-4 years. No question but that the economy was stronger, more robust, whichever terms you prefer to mean better. Peace, well, without all sorts of statistics I don't feel like looking up, that is harder to determine empirically, but it sure FELT more peaceful. And Clinton was too worried about his penis to what, exactly? Pass historical environmental legislature thru an incredibly unfriendly congress? Create a huge surplus that Bush managed to turn into a huge deficit? Successfully defend himself against the political attacks by Republicans who disapproved of HIS "unecessary" peacekeeping missions (quotes are to differentiate those missions from the extremely necessary liberation mission in Iraq)? And by the way, altho I generally disapprove of devolving a debate into name-calling and personal slurs, I've noticed that the worst thing people say about Clinton is the man liked to have his dick sucked by, IMO, ugly women. People accuse Bush of being stupid, greedy, dishonest, a corporate shill, a long-time drug abuser, ad nauseum. Which of these strike you as the least desirable qualities in a US President?

    24. Re:There are more pressing needs first by hcuar · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah... Absolutely no terroist activity was going on while Clinton was in office. Let's see. Oh yeah, Osama's henchmen just bombed the WTC, attacked the USS Cole, bombed U.S. Embassies in Kenya and Tanzania, etc. Need I go on? Sure, they were not the magatude that 911 saw.

      Clinton's response to these attacks? Cruise missles... Civil court... Oh scarey!

      Don't even get me started on the rest. Clinton BROKE THE LAW when he was President. If your confused, he commited perjurory in a court of law.

    25. Re:There are more pressing needs first by __aawwih8715 · · Score: 1

      Try Fort Irwin, CA bud. Fort Bragg is in north carolina. Fort Irwin is also known as NTC (national training center) which as closely as possible depicts a real conflict.

    26. Re:There are more pressing needs first by DoubleD · · Score: 1

      Lol dammit.

      Thanks, I did mean Irwin, and the link is correct and I think the rest of the post is still factual.

      Betrayed by my brain again.

      --
      "He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep in order to gain what he cannot lose."
    27. Re:There are more pressing needs first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't suggest there were no terrorist activities during Clinton's terms. As a matter of fact, I suggested there were several of which we were unaware. What I said was that his "diplomatic failure" managed to provide 8 years without the level of violence Bush allowed in his first 9 months. Quick question: do you know where Bush was just before 9/11/2001? Hint: search on presidential vacations.

      As for lying under oath, that's true, Clinton did lie in civil court about his private life. Of course, Bush tends to lie about things like his tax cuts (what percent did he say went to the bottom half vs. what percent did), reasons for going to war, possibly his military service record, that sort of thing. Of course, he didn't lie in court to a prosecutor, he lied on the world stage to everyone in this country (and several others), so I guess he didn't BREAK THE LAW. He is just either a liar or incredibly stupid (i.e., unable to tell the difference between 14.7% and "by far, a great majority" in terms of his tax cut). Who knows, they do say alcohol abuse damages brain cells, maybe he really is just that dumb.

    28. Re:There are more pressing needs first by dave420-2 · · Score: 1
      You seem to be glossing over the relationship between the Bush family and the Bin Ladens... if that's not in bed with the enemy, what is?

      The rest of your points pale into insignificance compared to that point.

      And as for your view that Osama and Saddam rule with opression, take a look at the PATRIOT act, etc. Bush is doing EXACTLY the same.

      America needs to work with the international community to solve international problems. No matter what the US thinks, it's still piss-poor when it comes to international co-operation and support. They think the rest of the world is blinded to their incompetence, as is the case in America.

      Seriously, your arguments are old, tired and pointless. Bush is the guy in power, and he's doing the worst job possible. USA! USA! USA!

    29. Re:There are more pressing needs first by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      An American Embassy is US Soil.
      Kenya and Tanzania, there are two.
      What did Clinton do? Nothing but launch
      two or three cruise missles. If he would have come
      down on Afghanastian like Bush did Sept 11 might
      not have ever happended.

      And your proved your own point wrong by mentioning it was only months after Bush took office. Maybe if Clinton hadn't been having his dick sucked he could have prevented it from ever taking place. He had 8 fucking years to do something after the USS Cole was bombed too. Bush had a few months.

  38. How is this offtopic? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful
    How is that offtopic? This is what DARPA would love to do to our fighting men and women; essentially turn them into bits that can be manipulated the way the commanders wish, outside the limitations of humanity.

    Woe is ye who lose your humanity.

    1. Re:How is this offtopic? by b-baggins · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      No, DARPA wants fighting men and women to be able to cope with the psychological traumas of battle without losing the intiative, insight, intelligence and independence that makes an American soldier such a formidable warrior.

      You obviously are a clueless idiot as to what the military in this country is like. You've been listening to too much John Kerry/Jane Fonda love festing.

      --
      You can tell a great deal about the character of a man by observing those who hate him.
  39. Up and Down by erick99 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    When I was working on my Masters degree I was helping out at my mentor's lab at N.I.H. He was working on a pair of medications that would allow the armed forces to first have soldiers sleep deeply during long flights over seas to battle areas and then give them a second medication (close to an analog to cocaine actually) that would keep them fully battle ready and at their peak for 72 hours. It was quite an experience and I have no idea what came of it. When I left we were doing lethality studies with mice with both agents.

    Happy Trails!

    Erick

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  40. So much for *that* plan. by seanmeister · · Score: 2, Funny

    Near the bottom of the article:

    "In addition to the required original and 5 copies of the proposal, proposers are required to submit an electronic copy of the proposal on a ZIP disk."

    click click click damn

  41. That is where it is all about... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Proud to fight for my country!"

  42. McSoldier by jd · · Score: 1

    If you eat something with zero food value, is that the same as not eating at all?

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  43. Now THAT is some scary s***... by Assmasher · · Score: 1

    I mean, everytime we've meddled with Mother Nature and the human condition in the past, we've always come out smelling of roses... LOL.

    Will we ever learn? (It sure is cool from the Geek perspective though.)

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  44. Nano drill instructors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Private Mito, you pathetic doughnut-eating symbiant, what is your major malfunction! Drop and give me 100 krebs cycles!

  45. Related events at the Vatican by lildogie · · Score: 1, Funny

    A research project into developing priests who can function for long periods without sex.

  46. Obvious non-military applications by Futaba-chan · · Score: 5, Insightful
    While this research is for the military for use on the front lines, there's some definite non-military value to this, if it's at all feasible. I do a lot of "ultralight" backpacking, in which one strives to keep the weight that one carries below ten kilograms -- less, if it can be managed. Even when carrying "dense" high-energy foods, meals for one day on the trail take 1 1/2-2 pounds, and on very long and arduous trips such as thru-hiking the Appalachian Trail, it becomes difficult or impossible to carry enough nutrition to replace what you're burning. Even if all that came out of this effort were higher-calorie rations for less weight, that would really help, assuming that the cost could be kept down enough.

    Even more importantly, this could be useful in disaster relief situations, especially where the transportation infrastructure is damaged or there's still a dangerous condition that limits the number or type of vehicles that can get in to the affected area. A helicopter or a HMMWV or an armored vehicle could be used to carry emergency supplies to the victims of a disaster, or to beseiged civilians in a war zone.

    1. Re:Obvious non-military applications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This post is me demonstrating an interest in ultralight backpacking.

      How far can you travel with 10kg of kit? Is it some sort of sport with rules, or is it more of a personal goal?

    2. Re:Obvious non-military applications by Futaba-chan · · Score: 3, Informative
      It's a personal goal, and 10 kg is just a handwaving upper limit, not some formally defined standard, and what drives the lower weight is that it's much more comfortable to carry, and not some externally-imposed regulation. 10 kg is my personal weight budget when loaded with a week's supplies in 3-season conditions; I achieve that target by carrying a frameless rucksack made of silicone-impregnated nylon (the GVP G5, which weighs 8 ounces), a one kilogram 32F / 0C down sleeping bag, a Hennessy Hammock in place of a tent, and so forth.

      You can -- and many have -- complete thru-hikes of long-distance hiking trails (AT, CDT, PCT) with ultralight gear, and in greater comfort than if you'd tried to lug traditional weight gear. The standard introduction to the concept is "Beyond Backpacking" by Ray Jardine, but there's a *ton* of information on the net about it. The "BackpackingLight" group on yahoogroups is a good source of information, or just Google for "ultralight backpacking."

    3. Re:Obvious non-military applications by John+Newman · · Score: 2, Informative

      You can't beat the laws of physics; I doubt they'll develop any digestable food more energy dense than a stick of butter.

      What they ARE looking for, though, are ways for the body to cope better with hunger. So you or the soldiers will still burn your own fat stores for sustenance, but without the usual negative side effects of that, like hunger and loss of higher brain functions. As long as you can beat the side effects, it doesn't matter too much if you burn more than you take in for a few days.

  47. Genome soldiers by wrexsoul · · Score: 1

    So when are we going to start seeing Genome soldiers? I mean, that is until Snake kills them all.

    Also, whose footprints are these?

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  48. Fight for five days without eating a meal? Easy. by dwalsh · · Score: 1

    1. "You eat when you find the weapons of mass distruction."

    2. Give them half the rations they need, and then let them fight for it.

    3. Food suppositories. Absorb nutrients rectally. Call them MRTSUYA - Meals Ready to Shove ...

    4. A) Kill an enemy soldier, you eat. B) Kill a British soldier, no food until you accomplish A).

    5. The soldiers get to vote on when they eat, but the votes are gathered electronically. Which is "secure", as we know.

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  49. Viagra for the whole body?? by DOCStoobie · · Score: 2, Funny

    Hey, Viagra works for "my lil' general" pretty well, why not give the WHOLE body a shot of that shit.....

  50. So much about my pride... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...to fight for our country. Where has it gone?

    5 days without food sounds a lot like a mission without return, but what does the average /. moderator know about stuff like this.

  51. Lead poisoning? by John+Harrison · · Score: 0

    Am I missing something? I read the whole article and the part about lead poisoning made no sense.

    1. Re:Lead poisoning? by Jaysyn · · Score: 4, Funny

      Acute lead poisioning = Getting shot.

      Jaysyn

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    2. Re:Lead poisoning? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bullets

    3. Re:Lead poisoning? by ericspinder · · Score: 1
      Am I missing something?
      Yes, a joke. The balistic part of bullets are (at least often) made of lead.
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    4. Re:Lead poisoning? by John+Harrison · · Score: 0

      Ok, I had thought of that but wondered if there was some odd bit of biochemistry that I was unaware of.

    5. Re:Lead poisoning? by AbbyNormal · · Score: 1

      Right, Hardcore Jenny Craig== Someone follows you around with a 9mm.

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    6. Re:Lead poisoning? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 2, Funny

      Foo: Am I missing something? I read the whole article and the part about lead poisoning made no sense.
      Bar: Acute lead poisioning = Getting shot.

      Moderation: +4
      50% Funny
      50% Informative

      This is definitely an argument for another new moderation option: +1, Explaining the Joke. Although you could make an argument for -1, It's Not Funny Anymore If You Have To Explain It.

      Myself, I'm still trying to figure out why I now get M2 twice a day, but haven't had M1 in months...

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    7. Re:Lead poisoning? by Feztaa · · Score: 1

      This is definitely an argument for another new moderation option: +1, Explaining the Joke.

      Actually, I think that falls nicely into the "Informative" category.

      Myself, I'm still trying to figure out why I now get M2 twice a day, but haven't had M1 in months...

      Welcome to the club :-/

    8. Re:Lead poisoning? by Dinjay · · Score: 1

      I honestly have no idea what M1 and M2 are, so can you please explain them to me? But if you do need to explain this to me (and you do), what does say about you post?

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    9. Re:Lead poisoning? by RobertB-DC · · Score: 1

      I honestly have no idea what M1 and M2 are, so can you please explain them to me?

      Moderation (M1) and Meta-Moderation (M2). Both are explained in the Moderation FAQ.

      But if you do need to explain this to me (and you do), what does say about you post?

      I'm afraid it means that I've gone from a complete Slashdot newbie to a jargon-spouting 1337 veteran in just a year and a half. Somehow, I don't know what to make of that...

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  52. Oh Great.... by Quixadhal · · Score: 4, Funny

    So now I have to compete with people who can play Diablo for 5 days without even taking a bathroom break????

    1. Re:Oh Great.... by way2trivial · · Score: 1

      you don't have your coffee machine hooked into the purifier and catheter at your game desk?

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  53. Based on my experience by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 3, Insightful

    We should skip the chemical enhancments and actually train harder. I was in the Marine Corps for over 8 years and the average Marine is in better shape than the average solider/sailor/airman but there's the elite Force Recon/Recon Marines who are already light years better than your average Marine.
    How about thinning down the non-combat support types in the military and focusing on training the hell out of what we have left? Longer enlistments, better pay, and you're out if you don't meet physical training standards. Plus skip all of the extra duty billets that take away from your fighting ability/training like recruiting and drill instructor duty

    1. Re:Based on my experience by base3 · · Score: 1

      I like the idea, but without recruiters, who will bring these men to be transformed into elite Marines? Without DIs, who will train them?

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    2. Re:Based on my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they did that, they wouldn't have marines, they'd have a pack of people that only know how to kill, those people wouldn't be able to fight a war.

    3. Re:Based on my experience by velo_mike · · Score: 2, Interesting
      How about thinning down the non-combat support types in the military

      I've always thought there should be no such thing as "rear-echelon" or "non-combat" troops- well, maybe chaplins. The idea of a front line pretty much ended on v.j. day; korea, vietnam, gulf I & II, somalia and all the others have been against scattered insurgents. I think the enlistment contract needs to be rewritten to say "YOU MAY BE SHOT AT! Accept this or leave quietly now" If nothing else, this should have been painfully obvious with what's-her-name from last year, you know, the chick who "joined for college money and ended up as "ms. world famous POW".

      and you're out if you don't meet physical training standards

      A couple years ago, the feel-good crowd at NPR was comparing OTH discharges for reservists - the Marine reserves as compared to the other N.G. and reserves. They were horrified that the marines would discharge a higher percentage "other than honorable" for things like fitness and attendance and wanted them to "be more like the others", I figure I was the only one listening who wanted the others to act more like the Marines.

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    4. Re:Based on my experience by LittleLebowskiUrbanA · · Score: 1

      Well, at least give the troops a choice in the matter, not just blindly order them away from what they're doing like we do now. Basically leave them where they want to be as long as possible. Som eof the guys w/ families would be happy to recruit or be DIs.

    5. Re:Based on my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always thought there should be no such thing as "rear-echelon" or "non-combat" troops- well, maybe chaplins.

      Well, in Starship Troopers, the chaplain fights as well; "In any case, in the Mobile Infantry, everybody drops and everybody fights chaplain and cook and the Old Man's writer."

    6. Re:Based on my experience by dbretton · · Score: 1

      How about thinning down the non-combat support types in the military and focusing on training the hell out of what we have left?


      Cause you'll kill more soldiers in training, that's why.

      Take a look at Ranger training, for instance. Ranger training today is not nearly as demanding as it was 15 years ago. It was softened due to the fact that too many trainees were getting killed.

      I cannot speak from personal experience, but but a ranger trained co-worker and ranger trained in-law have both told me that this is the case.

    7. Re:Based on my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Korea was a war against "scattered insurgents"?
      Wow. I bet the Marines at Chosin Reservoir sure would have hated to see what ChiCom regulars looked like.

      Your basic point is well-taken, though. The Marines have long held that every Marine is a rifleman first, and whatever else (cook, truck driver, Commandant of the Corps) second. This is part of why a US Marine Expeditionary Force is worth at least 2 foreign units of equal size.

    8. Re:Based on my experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and they would *never* add to the story to make it cooler.

    9. Re:Based on my experience by base3 · · Score: 1

      Wow--I didn't realize those duties weren't voluntary. It seems really dumb to force people into those jobs--particuarly DIs!

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  54. Scientists At Play? by ParadoxicalPostulate · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I think that even if we did come up with some sort of solution, the range of possible sideffects would be endless.

    To quote the article, "What this seems to be asking for is fantastic in every sense of the word," said Marion Nestle, the former chair of NYU's department of nutrition, food studies and public health in an e-mail message. "Calories are calories, laws of thermodynamics still operate, and humans are still human.

    Simply put, they are trying to push the body beyond its natural limitations for days on end. Even from an evolutionary point of view (the God factor thus put aside), these biochemical processes have evolved over millions of years to their current state. Now, its true that evolution is a mindless force and that we cannot argue that its end products are most efficient - but we should take into consideration why the efficiency of these processes is as it is.

    "Mitochondria supplies energy to the cells; the agency would like to see if the powerhouses could be temporarily increased."

    Again, the mitochondrion is a very sophisticated structure. I think it likely that even if we were to "overclock" the mitochondria, eventually the practice would catch up to us in a horrible way. The human body is programmed to run at a very narrow functional range. Taking it out of that range and pushing it beyond its extreme limitations is reckless considering how little knowledge we have about it.

    The main problem I see are future side effects. Military scientists aren't of the patient breed - they aren't going to wait 15 or 20 years to see the effects of their little "stimpacks." Once they have what they want (with reasonable success rate) they aren't interested in any further research in the area. Only through civilian research can we safely approach such an issue - and the product has no civilian application.

    I just don't think this is worth the risks.

    1. Re:Scientists At Play? by Suidae · · Score: 1

      I'd certainly agree that evolution has well equipped us for surviving in an Earth-like environment when using natural foods as an energy source.

      However, as our knowledge of how the body works expands, and our technology to manipulate the workings improves, I see no reason why we should not change those things to make us better suited for the ways and places we choose to live.

      I'm not so much interested in military applications as harsh or remote environments. Exploration of hostile environments (deep sea, arctic, space) would be much easier if we did not have limitations imposed by our bodies being specialized for this environment. For instance, if we are going to explore and develop the Moon, its a given that we will always have equipment that requires electrical power. So instead of requiring the humans present to derive their power from large amounts of food that must be carried in, they should be modifed to accept electrical power directly so that they can recycle their own waste products internally. This would not be as efficent as eating is in our normal enviroment where food is one of the available natural resources, but it is much better suited to places where we must generate our own resources. Generating electric or heat power is far easier than generating foodstuffs.

      Certainly this is all going to be far in the future, but I believe that reshaping and redesigning of the human body will be one of the critical steps in making homes away from Earth. A huge number of the problems we face in space exploration are rooted in the way our bodies work. Changing the basic parameters can avoid many of those problems.

  55. So much for the old adage... by Jaysyn · · Score: 1

    ... that an Army travels on it's stomach.

    Jaysyn

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    1. Re:So much for the old adage... by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      I guess that explains all the gravel-rash.

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  56. We've solved this problem... by SmackCrackandPot · · Score: 1

    ...a Jolt Cola party works for our team.

  57. Need for fatter soldiers? by G4from128k · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Although DARPA might rejigger people's appetites and metabolism to avoid the need for food, they can't avoid the the physical constraints of conservation of energy. Even if a soldier is just waiting in a fox hole, they need 2000 calories per day of energy. If the fighting is intense (the time when no eating is possible) then they might need more tha 5000 calories per day of energy.

    This means a soldiers needs between 10,000 and 25,000 of energy reserves for a 5-day stint. This means that these soldiers wil need 3 to 7 pounds of excess body fat (more if the soldiers is expected to last several rounds of 5-day food deprivation). Without excess body fat, the body will start mateabolizing muscle tissue and that won't be very good for military readiness.

    Maybe all those overweight American kids might make good soldiers after all.

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    1. Re:Need for fatter soldiers? by tburkhol · · Score: 2, Interesting
      This means that these soldiers wil need 3 to 7 pounds of excess body fat (more if the soldiers is expected to last several rounds of 5-day food deprivation).

      "Normal" people have fat stores of ~11-15% body weight, in excess of the 3% (male) or 15% (female) essential body fat. For your basic 70kg marine, that means about 20 pounds of fat just waiting to be called up.

    2. Re:Need for fatter soldiers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Without excess body fat, the body will start mateabolizing muscle tissue and that won't be very good for military readiness.

      You make it sound as if this is going to be a regular thing. It seems to me that you just replace them after five days and give them a couple of weeks to build themselves back up. The situations where this is not possible will be extremely rare.

    3. Re:Need for fatter soldiers? by Homology · · Score: 1
      Even if a soldier is just waiting in a fox hole, they need 2000 calories per day of energy. If the fighting is intense (the time when no eating is possible) then they might need more tha 5000 calories per day of energy.

      What they can do is to reduce the level of metabolism, and thus reduce energy consumption. From nature you have animals hibernating to survive long winters. Deep going whales and seals reduce the body temperature to conserve energy (and thus use less oxygen).

      Even humans can reduce metabolism by reducing blood stream to "nonessensial" body parts (say, when you get too cold). However, you get sluggish and take some time to get alert. So the trick is to reduce the metabolism, but still be alert enough.

    4. Re:Need for fatter soldiers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "This means a soldiers needs between 10,000 and 25,000 of energy reserves for a 5-day stint. This means that these soldiers wil need 3 to 7 pounds of excess body fat (more if the soldiers is expected to last several rounds of 5-day food deprivation). Without excess body fat, the body will start mateabolizing muscle tissue and that won't be very good for military readiness."

      I'm 100% sure that every soldier in the military has and extra 3-7 pounds of fat on them. A soldier weighing 150 pounds, having 10% body fat (I'm sure most of them have higher), has 15 pounds of fat. Even if the soldier was in olympic-athelete shape, he would probably have no less than 5% body fat, 7.5 pounds. Plenty of energy to go for 5 days.

    5. Re:Need for fatter soldiers? by mikeee · · Score: 1

      Look out for the Japanese Sumo Corps! They'll be able to fight for years...

    6. Re:Need for fatter soldiers? by martyros · · Score: 1

      Yeah, and reducing the frequency on your CPU will reduce energy consumption: unfortunately, it also reduces your performance. If you're in the middle of a five-day battle, sure you could save 10 calories here and 20 calories there if you could somehow step down your metabolism quickly for half an hour during a lull; but it doesn't change the fact that you're burining 300-500 kcal/hr when you're on "high". It takes a certain amount of energy to fight, and "lowering your metabolism" is just going to slow you down.

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  58. Coming soon... by TopShelf · · Score: 1

    The Soylent Green Field Kit!

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  59. Two things by TerryAtWork · · Score: 1

    1 - I notice that by reading BoingBoing I keep seeing /. stuff two days early.

    2 - This reminds me of Soviet military doctrine. They wanted to plug a motor rifle company into the line and supply it with ammo only for five days, then unplug it, plug another one in, move the first unit to the rear, burn their uniforms, issue them new weapons and give them five days of eating and sleeping before plugging them back in.

    This DARPA thing sounds like that.

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  60. Re:Ghee... old [flamebait or food for thought?] by Skater · · Score: 3, Funny

    Wait, the US brought two wars to Germany?

    Wow. I guess you can blame anything on the US if you try hard enough...

    --RJ

  61. Pills by panxerox · · Score: 1

    hmm time release pasta pills, the ultimate hacker diet.

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  62. Re:Ghee... old [flamebait or food for thought?] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the suggestion that the "USians" brought war to Germany twice pushed you into flamebait territory. WWI was a huge mess on all sides, but the US only got involved near the end, and the Germans kinda asked for WWII.

  63. In the Soviet Union. by hoggoth · · Score: 0, Troll

    In the United States, soldiers take Metabolic Dominance nutraceuticals that dampen their pain sensors, raise the metabolism while maintaining lowered temperatures, and kick Mitochondria into hyperdrive.

    In the Soviet Union soldiers drink coffee.

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    1. Re:In the Soviet Union. by Tackhead · · Score: 0, Troll
      > In the United States, soldiers take Metabolic Dominance nutraceuticals that dampen their pain sensors, raise the metabolism while maintaining lowered temperatures, and kick Mitochondria into hyperdrive.
      > In the Soviet Union soldiers drink coffee.

      In Soviet Union, coffno, that's just what you want me to say, so I'm not gonna make the obvious cliche. Obviously, IT'S A TRAP!

  64. And after 5 days... by soapbox · · Score: 1

    How do you shove the required calories back into our prototype "5-days-without-food GI"? I mean, one MRE is about 1200 Calories right? How many MREs can you eat at once, hungry or not (even with the Tabasco sauce)? So if you go for five days without food, you can't necessarily go another five; you have to have a break and intake a ballpark (5x3000=) 15000 Calories. Now how is your body going to uptake that much energy, metabolize that much protein, etc. in a short time period?

  65. It's really a matter of mercy.... by MooseByte · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Having lived on MREs (v1.0) in the past while serving, I can see where this is actually a matter of enhancing troop welfare. :-)

    (I hear the v2.0 MREs are actually pretty good though.)

  66. Sleep Deprived by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new sleep deprived overlords.

  67. Neuticles by troon · · Score: 1


    Fake nuts for dogs - really!

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  68. Morale issue by darth_MALL · · Score: 0

    I would think there's a big morale boost that comes with regular eating/resupply they'll have to get over. I thought a big part of the army was 3 squares a day and a steady paycheck...or is that prison?

  69. Re:Ghee... old [flamebait or food for thought?] by devilsadvoc8 · · Score: 0

    What do you mean by "the wars the USians brought"?

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  70. This is all about morale by bad+enema · · Score: 1

    Soldier morale and ultimately, public morale. Iraq has taught us a lesson about what can happen to public image even if you do win a war swiftly and efficiently.

    It's also about cutting costs - "cocktail" supplements are easier to pack than food. Special forces can parachute into hostile terrority and complete longer, more difficult missions without the expense and inconvenience of having to maintain a lifeline of supplies.

  71. Not Really by TheEternalVortex · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Your clever use of selective quotes masks the fact that the education total is for _every single state_! Also you are quoting figures for different years... While in 2003 the government spent $404 billion on 'national defense', it spent almost five times less--$82 billion--on education.

    1. Re:Not Really by mikeee · · Score: 1

      Well, it's the defense spending for _every single state_ too, isn't it? Defense is centralized because it doesn't make sense for every state to have it's own aircraft carrier, but it's perfectly sensible for each state to run its own schools.

    2. Re:Not Really by soft_guy · · Score: 1

      Geez, its like you never heard of ships like the USS Missouri, the USS Arizona, and the USS Pennsylvania!

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  72. Plants hold the key by genetic_freak · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The only way I could even see this being possible is if we stole a little enginuity from plants. Humans are not able to turn fat directly into the sugar they need to survive (the reason why you can't just starve yourself thin), but plants can.

    If someone collect a reasonable set of genes necessary to impliment this metabolic short cut, and then devise a method to insert these genes into the genome (probably of the mitochondria). then we could have soldiers who would rarely have to eat. You would just charge the grunts up with tons of pizza, donuts, and crisco before sending them out to battle. They may be a little fat and out of shape when the step on the battle field, but as they fight they will burn it all off by starving themselves.

    I see this project as only taking about 50 years, maybe 100 if things don't go too smoothly.

    A slightly more realistic goal may be to have soldiers wear beltpacks filled with a glucose solution and a needle inserted into a convenient vein. probably wouldn't last 5 days, and you'd have to worry about infection and carrying all the liquid weight, but it might be worth it to have an unholy army that could march relentlessly for days on end and then fight without tiring for extended periods of time once the got there.

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    1. Re:Plants hold the key by rark · · Score: 1

      Wouldn't it be easier to simply dump gatorade or something similar into the drinking water supply? After all, the human body can't go much more than a few days without drinking water, and less than that under exertion. I doubt all the military research in the world is likely to change that.

  73. Old fashioned methods by midg3t · · Score: 1

    Get everyone to put a bullet in his own foot before fighting, then live off the (natural!) adrenalin for a while... or become Breatharians.

  74. Imperial stormtroopers... by Maljin+Jolt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Yes, we understand. G.I. Joes are a dispensable material. There is no need to feed them up when they may die. It's a plain waste of food.

    Also, it reminds me of medieval common practice to pay only living soldiers after the battle.

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  75. Canibalism is the answer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You eat what ... or in this case who ... you kill.

    Flamethrowers and incendiaries provide a wholsome pre-cooked meal for all.

  76. Re:Ghee... old [flamebait or food for thought?] by proj_2501 · · Score: 1

    World Wars I and II.

    (well OK, war was already there in both cases)

  77. They already don't get paid...let's not feed them! by xTown · · Score: 1

    Don't we deprive soldiers enough as it is? We've got members of our Armed Forces who have to go on welfare and use food stamps to feed their families. Instead of this kind of research, why don't we pay them more so that we don't have to figure out new and innovative ways to screw them?

  78. Best...headline...ever by CommieLib · · Score: 1

    I must say...that ranks up there with the NY Times article about the Olympic timekeepers:

    "These are the souls that time men's tries"

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  79. A song not a movie... by Albanach · · Score: 1
    Here's the lyrics.

    DONOVAN - UNIVERSAL SOLDIER

    He is five foot two,
    anbd he's six feet four,
    he fights with missiles and with spears,
    he is all of thirty-one,
    and he's only a seventeen,
    's been a soldier for thousands years.

    He's a Catolic, a Hindy,
    an atheist, A Chein,
    A Buddhist, a Baptist and a Jew,
    and he knows, he shouldn't kill,
    and he knows, he always will,
    care for me, my friend, and I will care for you.

    And he's fighting for Canada,
    he's fighting for France,
    he's fighting for the USA
    and he's fighting for the Russains,
    he's fihgting for Japan,
    and he thinks we put an end to war this way.

    And he's fighting for democrazy,
    he's fighting for the Reds,
    he says it's for the peace of all,
    he's the one who must decide,
    who's to live and who's to die,
    and he never sees the writing on the wall.

    And without him, how would Hitler
    kill the people at Dachau,
    without him Cesar would have stood alone,
    he's the one, who gives his body
    as a weapon of the war,
    and without him always killing can't go on.

    He's the universal soldier,
    and he really is to blame,
    his orders came from far away, no more,
    they came from here and there,
    and you and me ain't brothers,
    can't you see,
    this is not the way we put an end to war.

  80. Not Necessarily a Waste by steevo.com · · Score: 0, Redundant

    As frightening as this seems, there are possibilities that this research can

  81. Benzedrine & James Bond by beders · · Score: 1

    Benzedrine was James Bond's drug of choice, after a Martini of course. Don't think it made it from the books to the films, kill people left, right and centre, but don't mention drugs :)

    http://www.mi6.co.uk/sections/literary/moonraker _e xplore.php3

    1. Re:Benzedrine & James Bond by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      By definition someone who reads a book is exceptional. In older times it was because people couldn't read, or couldn't afford books. Now it's because they have televisions. So it's generally safer to show them stuff like drugs. Hmm, I haven't been reading in a while...

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  82. Friendly fire in Afghanistan by addie · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I'm sure a number of you will remember the friendly fire incident in Afghanistan about two years ago. An American pilot dropped a bomb on a live-fire Canadian training exercise. I'm not going to say anything about whether he should've been charged, but the fact is he and his co-pilot were on some kind of uppers. Apparently this is relatively common in the Air Force to keep pilots awake during long night missions. Whether this was a factor in the mistake, I don't know.

    But it certainly raises questions. Soliders may be able to go 5 days without food and still operate, but there will always be side effects, subtle or obvious, to messing with human biology. I would NOT trust someone to drive a tank, or man a patriot missle battery, who hadn't eaten, and that applies even more if he's been on drugs for that purpose!

    Keep it simple. Spend money on peace-keeper training and foreign-aid, not super-soldiers. As always, just because we can, doesn't mean we should.

    1. Re:Friendly fire in Afghanistan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I for one welcome our emaciated, drugged up overlords.

    2. Re:Friendly fire in Afghanistan by Keebler71 · · Score: 1

      There were also thousands of sorties in which "doped aimen" did not bomb friendlies. There is zero proof that the drugs played any contributing factor in this mishap. The pilot in question ignored multiple orders to NOT drop at the location. IMHO, it is more likely he was simply trigger happy, and misinterpretted a night training exercise for hostile ground fire.

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  83. Obligatory... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I for one welcome our new DARPA overlords!

  84. halliburton meals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so will this allow halliburton to overcharge 15 times (3 meals * 5 days) per "fed" soldier?
    ha!

    1. Re:halliburton meals? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      knowing them it'll probably be like 30 meals

  85. Training by goatan · · Score: 0

    send them on good training course the average british squadie spends 3+ days without food and sleep or chemical stimulants and elite forces like SAS & marines can do 5+ (althought they are often halucinating after a few days during the falklands with a long period of no sleep or food one SAS soldier said that all he could see was a mug of beer hovering in front him). I would be supprised if top American units like 101st etc don't train to this level already, they just need to extend it to the whole army and then they won't have to spend loads on pills a risk getting sued or chimically screwing there soldiers up

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    1. Re:Training by goatan · · Score: 0
      The 101st Airborne are trained to wear sunglasses and ride around in humvees, shooting orphanages with LAWs.

      the big problem is that american soldiers are trained to worship at the alter of firepower most of them would see nothing wrong, wastefull or unproportinal with responding to a single sniper with and airstrike as often happend during the current iraqi war.

      but i would put the 101st and us marines above the average soldier, the 101st did have some real fighting on there hands as they where to only none kurdish troops in the north (the parachute landings were overly dramatic) and they where expecting to be able to send a second infantry column trhought turkey to support which they couldn't in the end.

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  86. Killing a british soldier... by midg3t · · Score: 1
    4. A) Kill an enemy soldier, you eat. B) Kill a British soldier, no food until you accomplish A).

    So killing a British soldier would not change one's nutritive position at all. I don't like the sound of that -- especially because there is the possibility of one eating such dead soldiers, removing the need to accomplish point A.

    Looks like it's back to the drawing board, captain.

  87. And one of them bombed Canadian soldiers by Rascasse · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Apparently the American pilot was on some sort of amphetamine when he bombed Canadian soldiers participating in training exercises in Afghanistan. He ended up killing 4 of them. But he could have sworn they were shooting at him, despite the fact he was told there would be Canadian soldiers in the area doing training exercises. Makes me think about how many friendly-fire or civilian-casualty incidents are caused by soldiers that have been forced to take these drugs.

    1. Re:And one of them bombed Canadian soldiers by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 2, Informative
      I knew 3 of those Candian soldiers. They were good men.

      They were the first Canadian soldiers to die in combat since Korea, and it had to be through friendly fire. Makes me wonder if hopping soldiers up on these things won't increase the likelyhood of more friendly fire incidents. I guess we'll find out when the U.S. pilot goes on trial for this next month.

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    2. Re:And one of them bombed Canadian soldiers by Desprez · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm wrong, but I heard that the pilots were NOT told about friendly training exercises in the area. That that was one of the inter-department communication breakdowns that facilitated the accident.

    3. Re:And one of them bombed Canadian soldiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From what I heard the pilot might have pulled the trigger but he, asked for confermation that he had a valid target and recived permission to fire. And now he is being thrown to the wolves insted of the Higher up who gave permission.

    4. Re:And one of them bombed Canadian soldiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it was government sactioned. We hate stinky faggy Canadians.

    5. Re:And one of them bombed Canadian soldiers by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 3, Interesting
      he had a valid target and recived permission to fire.

      Quite the opposite. He was told to hold fire, and that permission to fire was denied. He was ordered to leave the area. He refused and dropped his load anyway.

      That's why he's facing charges of disobeying a direct order, as well as manslaughter. All you gotta do is research something before trying to bait me.

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    6. Re:And one of them bombed Canadian soldiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Go" pills have been used safely for decades, and use is monitored by the flight surgeon. They are preferable to caffeine because they are less impairing/distracting. Google is your friend if you doubt me. :)

    7. Re:And one of them bombed Canadian soldiers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Possibly. I've wondered to what extent these pilots were made sacrificial lambs -- easier than dealing with systemic problems like poor communciations, policies of approved drug use, policies which encourage shooting first and asking questions later, using reserves to pad out force size, etc. Just hang the pilots.

    8. Re:And one of them bombed Canadian soldiers by CelloJake · · Score: 1

      From CNN:

      "U.S. officials said the F-16 pilot made an initial report to his commanders that he and another F-16 had taken enemy ground fire, and he was given permission to mark the target and return for a second look.

      During the subsequent fly-over, the pilot requested permission to drop his weapon. A Pentagon official said his superiors denied permission unless the pilot felt he would be acting in self-defense. At that point, the pilot again reported ground fire, invoked his right of self-defense and dropped the laser-guided bomb, military officials said."

  88. You want a piece of meat, boy? by rufo · · Score: 1

    I have a friend who once informed me that he thought the Starcraft marine sounded like he was saying "You want a piece of meat, boy?" instead of "piece of me, boy?" when popping out of the Barracks.

    Now every time I go back to Starcraft and play humans I hear the marine and it sounds exactly like that.

    I hate him.

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    1. Re:You want a piece of meat, boy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about when the zealots pop out of the gate (or is it when you click on them) and shout "MY WIFE FOR HIRE!"

  89. You laugh but the scary thing is... by whittrash · · Score: 4, Informative

    The scary thing is that this is absolutely true. Here is a the DARPA goal summary.

    New Science for National Security: Defense Sciences Office Overview

    Page 6 -
    Brain Machine Interfaces - Beyond acting on thoughts to having thoughts act.
    Enhanced Human Performance - Beyond frailties of life to super physiological performance.


    Go zerg

    1. Re:You laugh but the scary thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      immune to human urges? what about sex? oh, that's why it's don't ask don't tell. cool! :-)

    2. Re:You laugh but the scary thing is... by DoraLives · · Score: 1
      The scary thing is that this is absolutely true.

      Mark my words (or perhaps mark somebody else's words, it don't matter), before this is over we're gonna look back on what the East Germans were doing to their olympic athletes as the good old days.

      This shit's gonna get weird as hell before it plays itself out.

      By the time your grandchildren reach voting age, "enhanced" humans are going to be SERIOUS trouble to deal with for the rest of us.

      And the Pentagon, ever the sucker for Faustian Bargains, will cheerfully smooth the way for this nightmare to bring itself into existence.

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  90. Re:Ghee... old [flamebait or food for thought?] by Skater · · Score: 2, Informative

    I knew what wars he was talking about...

    But to blame the US for them? Give me a break. Those wars STARTED in Europe. The British claim that we showed up late and took credit - now the original poster is insinuating that we started them. The US just can't do anything to please Europe, can it?

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  91. Not really NEW... by Cragen · · Score: 1

    pfft. This has been going on for years, nay, decades, if the food I had to try to eat while in the military is any indication. (Perhaps they were weaning us off solid food in prep for this!)

  92. As the philosopher said ... by Potor · · Score: 1

    Der Soldat ist was er isst.

  93. or another way by Prince+Vegeta+SSJ4 · · Score: 1

    Create a biodegradeable/organic/photosynthetic uniform that converts sunlight to glucose and is fed to the soldiers through the skin. When the uniform is past it's useful life it can be discarded. Extended periods of darkness may be a problem though.

  94. They got it all wrong! by whittrash · · Score: 1

    The wars of the future will be fought by tiny robots. It will be your job to build and maintain those robots - the Simpsons

  95. Chubby soldiers by Moderation+abuser · · Score: 1

    5 days eh? The human body has this stuff it distributes about itself, called fat. It's an energy storage system the body has developed over, well, hundreds of thousands of years.

    Or maybe they could phone up the guys in the SAS and ask them how they do it. How much does a phonecall cost?

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  96. Defense Tech has more... by noahmax · · Score: 3, Informative

    There's lots more on "Foodless Fighters" at Defense Tech.

  97. Re:503 Service Unavailable ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've been getting 503s 1 in 2 tries over the last 2 days. Slashdot has been slashdotted.

  98. Rations? Twinkies? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "At the Army's Natick Soldier Systems Center, a prototype First Strike Ration (PDF) has been developed..."

    mmm... Twinkies (Family Guy reference to Natick)....

    They want soldiers to eat PDFs? Well, I guess the BMP rations were too fatty.

  99. Duration of Conflict by PRES_00 · · Score: 1

    I noticed the following excerpt from DARPA's sleep deprivation article (http://www.darpa.mil/dso/thrust/biosci/cap.htm: shorten the duration of conflict I'm thinking that this eating deprivation may also shorten the need for battle. Rather than lasting 10 days, it would last 5. I think 5 days of excrutiating physical effort is better than 10 with risks of endangerement because of lunch breaks. I mean, the typical soldier won't have enough of these moments in his career to have a long lasting effect.

  100. The Ethical Slippery Slope by PineHall · · Score: 1

    "How many of our enhanced biological units have been killed today?"

    They need to realize that they are dealing with people, unique individuals, not resources. Programs like this scare me because it is just a short step to treating people as only a resource to improve upon.

  101. Why did you mod him funny?? by aeneas · · Score: 1, Informative

    Coca Leaves

    [...]The amphetamines are a large group of synthetic drugs with marked cocaine-like effects but are longer-acting than cocaine. Examples are dextroamphetamine (Dexedrine), methamphetamine (Methedrine, Desoxyn), and amphetamine itself (Benzedrine). The amphetamines are widely used to stave off sleepiness among those who work (or play) long hours, and are popular as "diet drugs" and as antidepressants. [...]

  102. This will be great for coders by genevaroth · · Score: 1

    I think this could raise efficacy to a whole new level- 24hour work days- 5 days on 5 days off.
    now I dont have to rely on meth anymore

    sounds great

  103. Not too amaizing by ahoehn · · Score: 4, Informative

    While I'm against fundamentally altering the human biological structure to create some sort of super soldier, it's not that difficult to go without food for a few days. While I've never fasted for longer than three consecutive days, there's plenty of people who do.

    Do any of you remember spirulina? In I think the mid 80s it was marketed as a food replacement, said to contain all the nutrients the body needed to survive in just a few tablets a day. I only heard about from the ultralight backpacking perspective, but for a while there were some backpackers who would go out into the woods for a week at a time with nothing more to eat than about eight spirulina pills per day. They claimed to have all sorts of energy on these expidition. This worked well untill the same backpackers just tried going out and fasting during their backpacking trips, and what do you know, they reported again having all sorts of energy.

    The moral is that humans are capable of functioning at fairly normal levels for a few days without food already.

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  104. Not many by The+Tyro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    those drugs are only authorized in specific circumstances, and only to particular individuals.

    For instance, pilots are authorized to take amphetamines for going "across the pond" (transatlantic flights), or for very long missions... they're not given routinely to anyone/everyone.

    The worst of the negative effects that have been attributed to amphetamines are often dose and duration dependent. Paranoia, hallucinations, tremors, emotional instability... most of those come in people who have been using large doses, or for long periods of time. You can see these effects much earlier in someone with underlying mental illness (you wouldn't want to give these drugs to a bipolar or schizophrenic individual), but those people don't fly fighters.

    I don't know what the final story will be on the pilots who bombed those canadian soldiers... but unless the pilot was an undiagnosed schizophrenic, I'd tend to doubt it was a drug-induced hallucination.

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  105. In other news... by BigBadBri · · Score: 1
    Consultants from the Biafran Army have been seen advising the project team - the promise of a meal every five days was too much to resist.

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  106. How about target awareness by mainframemouse · · Score: 1

    As a Brit, I would like to see the US Army forget drugs that help soldiers go five days with out food, about start teaching them the difference between friend and foe. Some of the earliest casualties in the "liberation" of Iraq died due to "friendly fire". Same applies for Afghanistan and the first Gulf war. And before someone defends these accidents with "it different in a combat situation" or "in war you don't have the luxury of time", I want to point out British soldiers (I have family in the army) are trained not to panic. "Fight or flight" instincts are conditioned into "ascertain level threat and react accordingly".

    1. Re:How about target awareness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US are conditioned in the same way. You fail to realize how many different branches tho are out and about in those AO's. And British friendly fire accidents have and do happen.

  107. The problem won't be "peak"s, it'll be the valleys by ianscot · · Score: 1
    Haven't fatigue studies consistently shown that it isn't during the height of action that tiredness takes, say, fighter pilots down? Isn't it when the pilot's over the crisis and flying back home that he misses some commonplace detail?

    Seems like trying to somehow "juice" someone to keep them alert and undistracted by hunger during periods of inactivity is going to get similar results. Would you rely on checkpoint guards to be as ready for ambush as if they'd eaten their Halliburger? When someone's in combat, maybe, but over five days of varying activity?

    (All joking about amphetamines aside, the military does use amphetamines for pilots already. They came up in that friendly fire case where the Canadians were killed in Afghanistan.)

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  108. Urgent patch! by dwalsh · · Score: 1

    A security hole has been found which may cause the American army to resort to canibalism. While the British are too polite to complain about being shot at, this defect might be enough to cause them to listen to the French.

    We've known about this issue for several months, and the person who pointed out the defect will have their home raided and be sued shortly. To rectify the problem, please replace the previous no. 4 with the following:

    4. A) Kill an enemy soldier, you eat deluxe rations. B) Kill a British soldier, no food until you accomplish A).

    Please restart your war in Syria or Iran to allow these changes to take effect.

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  109. Re:Ghee... old [flamebait or food for thought?] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you really think things like the firebombing of Dresden were really neccessary, though? I don't.

    The US govt. (and practically any other government "leaders") are obviously serious obstacles to human progress.

    If you knew WW2 history, you would also know that american people really didn't want to get involved in WW2. They needed to be attacked first, so military planners sent the fleet to Pearl Harbor, where they knew an attack was most likely..

    You didn't mention Russia either, they're the ones who 'won' the war in Germany. The US 'won' the war in the Pacific by nuking civilians.. how nice of them.

    But I'm just an american.. what does my opinion matter, when everyone else is enslaved by the television.

  110. Cancer, Stroke, and Diabetes research will benefit by Dukeofshadows · · Score: 1

    I wish there were a militarily strategic reason to find a cure to cancer, stroke, or diabetes, because they'd all be cured by now just by the amount of money and focus thrown at them.

    Read the requirements and think two steps ahead. The DARPA program is talking about ways to regulate cellular metabolism across the body in the face of strenuous physiological conditions(I'l believe it when I see it).

    Diabetes is caused by the body's inability to regulate its own cellular metabolism and *causes* strenuous physiological conditions. Hell, theoretically if someone could figure out a means of controlling the body's rate of burning off sugar and get over the ketoacidosis affects (acidic blood pH = bad), diabetes mellitus could be induced to give a soldier 6x normal blood sugar and try to get alleviate the need for food for several days. Good luck in actually finding it though.

    Cellular regulation mechanisms found in cancer would go off like a fire alarm in the face of this metabolic overdrive. Liver cells would certainly go into division if only to force out the resulting toxins. Cancer research will be necessary to ensure that soldiers exposed to these conditions do not turn into walking tumors. Also, controlled cellular division will be necessary for muscular function among other desired functions outlined in the report. Certainly some of this research will go towards learning how the various cancers work and help stop some of them.

    Stroke research should directly benefit from these efforts because of the need to ensure that chemicals and blood pressures are not allowed to exceeed normal human tolerance. Arterial strength will be key to any increased metabolic system requiring higher blood pressure (whether from increased heartbeat or other causes) while clotting factors will by necessity be researched to promote healing and prevent brain damage.

    Thus I think all of the points you bring up will benefit if only because they are means to the officially desired end. I think these areas will benefit much more because of the generous nature of military research, the only main concern I have is that the research would not be published for years if ever because of the military veil.

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  111. Nutraceuticals? by sharkey · · Score: 1

    Anybody else read that as "Neuticals"?

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  112. German Nazis in WW-II by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Godwin's Law here: The Germans pioneered the use of methamphetamine-fed soldiers in WW-II. Remember blitzkreig, anyone? Of course the chemical-boosted mental and physical stamina only lasts for a temporary short while, then the body and mind crash hard from the abuse, with dire consequences.

  113. retirement? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this is going to waste a person, they're not considering after affects

  114. Re:Scary idea - Nuclear Power by Suidae · · Score: 1

    How about nuclear powered soldiers?

    Seriously.

    Implant a small nuclear thermoelectric unit (alternately, provide an inductive coupling for equipment-supplied electrical power for crews of plans and tanks and whatnot) and a chemical factory that extracts metabolic waste products from the blood. CO2 and whatever glucose is converted into then use the extra power to change it back into O2, glucose, and other useful substances.

    What you get are soldiers that don't have to breath or eat nearly as much. You also get power for any on-board implanted electronics, perhaps a GPS and damage sensors distributed through the body injured soldiers can be located and evaluated remotely.

  115. Diplomacy is the cheapest defense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Diplomacy is the cheapest defense.

    True it isn't as much 'fun' as making bigger bangs or faster flying chunks of metal but if you really want peace then make friends. That way you won't need to fight them.

    Don't waste your time in your basement playing with gizmos or special potions that make soldiers last longer without food.

  116. Re: Doom remap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Interesting, eh?

    No.

  117. Do NOT..... by Conspiracy_Of_Doves · · Score: 1

    let the PHBs get ahold of this.

  118. Extra oomph by loqi · · Score: 1

    Finally, Natick handed out grants to study how certain herbs might enhance endurance and mental alertness. Dave Gangemi, the director of Clemson University's Institute for Nutraceutical Research, received a three-year, $900,000 grant to examine the effects of echinacea and other plants. He believes extracts from the herb can be added to rations -- and that should give soldiers an extra oomph.

    In other news, echinacea outlawed in the US: DEA agents storm natural food stores.

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  119. Burnout by The+Tyro · · Score: 3, Informative

    happens pretty quickly after a couple of days... the human body absolutely needs sleep.

    The human body really requires sleep to function adequately, and you can only accumulate a sleep deficit for a relatively short period of time before serious performace degredation occurs... The military has found that you can operate on 3-4 hours of sleep in a 24 hour period... but only for a few days in a row (4-5 max), and no amount of training will cancel out the performance deficit that results. Believe me... the military has tried all kinds of things to get around this.

    When you are running a serious sleep deficit, you get slow, stupid, confused easily, you can't remember things, you suck at complex tasks... some people even hallucinate.

    If you want a good example, you should check out somebody who's crashing after being on a methamphetamine run for a couple of days... part of it is simple physical exhaustion and neurotransmitter depletion from the drug... but a big part of it is simple sleep deprivation; they take days to recover.

    The same thing happens to troops in the field, or troops in training (ask anyone who's ever been through Ranger camp how much sleep they got, and how numbed and stupid your mind gets after a couple of days).

    Most modern special operators are pretty bright folks, who's jobs require a working brain... just being tough isn't enough. They need multitasking ability, and that's one of the first things you lose when you're really tired.

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    1. Re:Burnout by seafortn · · Score: 1

      I was waiting for someone to mention Ranger school - from personal experience, I can say that you adapt to severe sleep restriction and food deprivation after a few days, but your whole body does a down-shift at the same time to keep you going - you get dumber and start losing muscle mass and strength very quickly, and even though you can still keep going for weeks on end, by the end of Ranger school, most people can barely do one pushup, and I wonder how our mental function was - I know I saw a lot of people forget a lot of things... Thank God everything we could drop was tied to us...

    2. Re:Burnout by schmendrake · · Score: 1

      First of all, let me pay my respects to a fellow Special Forces soldier. I too have experienced the effects of extended sleep deprivation first-hand ( not to mention the added effects of a poor diet over that same period of time ). I served in the French Foreign Legion from 1980-1985, spending 3 of those years in the Legion's Airborne Regiment ( 2eme Regiment Etranger de Parachutistes ). During my time as a Para, I participated in a military intervention in Tchad, Africa in 1984, code named Operation Manta Echo. We had been sent in to prop up the French backed government, against incursions from Libyan and rebel troops in the North, and for several months carried out almost continuous desert patrols along a buffer zone separating Northern and Southern Tchad. On one such mission we were told that we would be in the field for 5 days only. This original time frame kept getting extended, until we eventually had spent 21 days in the desert, with supplies being airlifted to us. As the only morse radio operator with the section, it was my job to contact our HQ, in Biltine, Tchad, every 2 hours, 24 hours a day. This of course meant that the most I could ever sleep at any one time at night was a little less than 2 hours. There were also many instances where it would be difficult to send or receive a message, due to atmospheric conditions, ie: sandstorms ( I once had to relay a message through the 2eme R.E.P.'s base at Calvi, Corsica, back to another area of Chad ). In those cases, because of the length of time it took to successfully transmit or receive a message, even the little sleep that I could have enjoyed was sacrificed for the sake of the operation. Add to that the fact that we were surviving on French military rations, which at that time consisted of: a can of sardines or mackerel, a can of beef, a can of cheese, some sort of hardtack, a couple of candies, a package of cigarettes, a miniature bottle of "eau de vie", and some toilet paper. Try eating a can of beef or cheese in the middle of the Sahara desert, when the temperature is around +35C - +40C, and because of the extreme heat the contents have liquified into a rather unappealing gelatinus soup. Yummy! We did take advantage of local food sources when available, such as gazelle, or a variety of wild ducks and geese ( which was probably the only thing that really kept us going ), but these were few and far between. Shortage of water was another issue, and quite often we were forced to get by on as little as 2 litres of water per day ( as well as salt tablets ). Not anywhere near enough to replenish the fluid lost in those exreme temperatures. Anyway to make a long story short, I concur completely with my Army Ranger brother-in-arms, in stating that after the end of 21 days under these circumstances, I was pretty much a basket case - weak, under-nourished, exhausted, stressed, irritable, even hallucinating at times. Somehow I was able to carry out my tasks, but my efficiency and awareness were greatly hampered by the combination of sleep deprivation and lack of a proper diet. The human body is a high-maintenance machine, and even with the aid of drugs, suppliments, etc., there is only a certain, very limited amount of time that a person can function "effectively" without the essentials of proper rest and nutrition. The only thing that kept me going near the end was a certain mental toughness developed through a harsh training regimen, and the overriding desire not to compromise the health and safety of those who were depending on me to complete my duty as a radio operator. For all you kids out there, don't try this at home!

  120. Government Spending Priorities by frankie · · Score: 1

    We could fly a jet into a building once a month

  121. Better name by Pflipp · · Score: 1

    Perhaps they should call it "Orc".

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    1. Re:Better name by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

      Optimized for Reduced Consumption?

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  122. Government Spending Priorities by frankie · · Score: 1

    (dammit, I hit the wrong key)

    We could fly a jet into a building once a month

    Insightful my ass. Jet hijacking is over. 9-11 was a one-time-only deal that changed the rules of air travel.

    Previously, the crew was supposed to allow the hijackers to take control, since they would merely want you to land the plane in Cuba or whatever. Now, everyone on the plane (crew AND passenger) is prepared to fight for their lives. Result: there have been several attempted hijackings since 9-11, with exactly zero successes.
  123. Re:They already don't get paid...let's not feed th by mabu · · Score: 1

    Obviously we're not paying Halliburton enough to feed them.

  124. Gee.... by neelm · · Score: 1

    Any wonder recruiment and retainment are at all time lows? Troops over deployed by a President who has very little to back his descisions up with; budget cuts from the prior president still in full effect; and no we'll drug you to keep you going even longer.

    When I was in came the logic that if we have everyone work 10 hours a day vs 8, 4 can do the work of 5. I'm not even going to point out the problems with that logic, but I will say it's led to a Navy that cannot be in two places at once - which might be nice with North Korea and Iraq going on.

    Maybe they should figure out how to provide more than 60%-70% of what it really costs with Food andd Housing allowences; it's not like that grunt has a big fat paycheck that makes up for the difference. And he can be taken away from his family, sent to god know's where, and die in the course of duty all on a moments notice. All so I can worry about getting a paper cut and what's going to happen to Rachel on Friends and not fear some mad dictator coming to town.

  125. forget the Army, use this for gaming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If I had this I could grind my way to being a jedi in just a few days without sleep. When will this be publicly available?

  126. Wish I were joking by Mistshadow2k4 · · Score: 1
    Perhaps they should call this the Universal Soldier project?
    Because if they had they would have been sued for copyright infringement.
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  127. Bah.... by Diclophis · · Score: 2, Funny

    Like all technological advances in history, it will first be used to kill people, then used in the porno industry... 5 day long gang bangs... go USA!

  128. Sigh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Once again we are presented with irrefutable evidence that America is the Fourth Reich, and no one seems to cares. Fine, but it's going to end very badly for you, yanks. Oh yes it will.

  129. This is not clever. by FlashBac · · Score: 1

    I tell you what DARPA, have a look at pro cycling. Check out the numbers of people who just fall over dead that are (were) pro cyclists. In the last 13 months, 8 have died. 4 of them were less than 25 years old. These boys have gone through a far more tough selection process than grunts do. And yet, when you make unreasonable demands upon even their freakishly capable bodies, they stop working eventually. Whether DARPA actually cares about this is another question. But, humans are human. I think this shows, yet again, how little the upper echelons of the US admin actually care about soldiers.

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  130. Wanted: UNIX Admin, MD required by gtrubetskoy · · Score: 1

    "MD" - Metabolic Dominance, of course. If TCP/IP is any example, much of what DARPA comes up with trickles down to the civilian world eventually. Just imagine - a company where people work 5 days a week, NON STOP! I can't wait.

  131. Master Cleanser Diet by goodrob · · Score: 1


    I've personally gone 11 days without eating and still been full of enough energy to bike long distances...

    Simple solution...

    take 1 Gallon of Purified water.
    empty 20 oz.
    add 10 oz Organic Dark Maple Syrup
    add 10 oz Organic Fresh squeezed Lemon Juice

    I've heard of people living on this solution with tons of energy for more than 40 days at a time.. you could probably go even longer. and it totally detoxes you..

    and it's tasty!!

    some people add cayenne to it for extra detoxing..

    look it up: "The Master Cleanser"

    it works!!

    the trick is usually making sure you are gentle on your digestive system when you kick it back into operation.

    1. Re:Master Cleanser Diet by hesiod · · Score: 1

      > add 10 oz Organic Dark Maple Syrup
      > add 10 oz Organic Fresh squeezed Lemon Juice

      Here's a dumb question: If your lemon juice is "Fresh-squeezed," how in the hell can it be nonorganic? If you have "Real Maple Syrup," again, it is automatically organic. I frikking hate that word. It's almost as bad as "natural." What, and I thought my Wheaties were some sort of supernatural baked & flaked ghosts or demons or something.

      Not attacking you, just bored.

  132. Re:Ghee... old [flamebait or food for thought?] by -Maurice66- · · Score: 0

    whow... I stept on someones toes here?

    Well: If it wasn't for urope you guys would still be running around with feathers in your hair. ;-]

    My point was that in war you USians seem to not be analysing a lot... just whacking all that moves. (which might not be that bad as a tactic)

    But let's take Vietnam... (oops... you guys tried to take Vietnam... after our french friends already showed you guys it could not be done.) Accidentaly, what did the us fight that war for?

    Anyway: the vietcong, and the germans, and the germans and the koreans, and the afghans all had one thing in comon: they were outclassed in number and quality (not exactly the germans, they just had to little good stuff left.) AND they had hardly any food.

    How did your oponants all survive this long?

    and your point: US just can't do anything to please Europe, can it? well... let's say: stop trying to please us already!



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  133. It really is heroic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The drug is aptly named; it cures diarrhea (remember The Dirtiest Toilet in Scotland?), which is what made malaria so fatal.

    In his history _Opium_, Martin Booth estimates that heroin has saved more lives than it has cost.

  134. Re:Ghee... old [flamebait or food for thought?] by -Maurice66- · · Score: 0

    even better:

    I would have sworn Bush and the CIA were involved in it.

    and YES you brought them to Germany. But only after saving a lot of urope first.

    Morc

  135. [Insert catheter joke here] by msimm · · Score: 1

    Prior art.

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  136. Hadn't programmers.. by msimm · · Score: 1

    already discovered caffeine?

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  137. Making Soldiers go 5 days w/o food by monopole · · Score: 2, Funny

    I thought that MREs were meant to promote that

  138. They already give them amphetamines by geoswan · · Score: 3, Interesting
    I had read Science Fiction novels where soldiers would be doped up, on purpose, prior to battle. I didn't know it was already SOP.

    It came out during the investigation into why the USAF bombed a body of Canadian soldiers in Afghanistan. It turned out that one of the reasons the USAF's pilots disobeyed orders was that their judgement was impaired because they were high on "speed". These amphetamines were issued to enhance the pilots alertness on long missions.

    The trouble was they were so alert they were trigger-happy.

  139. Great; now all we need is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to have a bunch of DARPA-developed super-hyped goons gone berserk, shooting everything & everyone in their path. Let's just sit back and watch the "friendly fire" spiral out of control. Yes, now your proud marines can drop even more bombs on their fellow soldiers and allies. It just goes to show that the current administration treats soldiers' lives as next to worthless

    Maybe DARPA should first test their new automatons on the "Little Bush". (Better that he should die than a REAL soldier.)

  140. Yeah right by ericlp · · Score: 1

    Spending more money on education won't and hasn't helped. Getting rid of the dead wood overly thick management structure in the Ed system and swaping that out for more teachers and breaking up union influence against using other solutions would be a step in the right direction.

  141. Do Boogers Count? by jeephistorian · · Score: 1

    I mean seriously....well, okay, not seriously, but does eating one's own..er..by-product count? Not that I do mind you......

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  142. Next thing they develop... by incom · · Score: 1

    A "compliance chip"?

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  143. NY Times by ericlp · · Score: 1

    "Hi I'd like to order the N.Y. Times." "She goes right for the Plagiarizing Section... while I like the biased opinons of Clintonista hacks..."

  144. It says "not eating".. not "not sleeping" by goodrob · · Score: 1


    I think the problem with just doping up soldiers is that then they are unable to sleep.

    Eating gets in the way of combat sure.. But when you don't sleep for even 2 days that gets in the way of even more when you start hallucinating.. at least that is what happens to me if i don't sleep enough..

    try it.. just see what happens when you stay up past day three... doped up soldiers means more errors in the field.

  145. Re:Ghee... old [flamebait or food for thought?] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There goes the US... Winging again...

    Signed,
    Europe

  146. No thought for grunts by t_allardyce · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately they arnt looking into ways to make grunts more intelligent - otherwise they would just quit.

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  147. Re:Ghee... old [flamebait or food for thought?] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You need to read up on why the US dropped that bomb. The fact is that the Japanese would literally fight to the death - they'd never surrender. To end the war, the US would've had to invade the Japanese homeland, and causualities -- on BOTH sides -- would have been enormous.

    The bomb probably saved far more lives than it took. Yes, it's sad. But sometimes that's how it goes.

  148. Re:Ghee... old [flamebait or food for thought?] by Skater · · Score: 1

    We did stop trying to please you. You bitched about that, too. ;)

    --RJ

  149. The military is involved. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to work for a university HIV research group, and one day my boss passed me a report from our military counterparts.

    The US military considers HIV, and many other diseases, a threat to our national security due to the potential economic damage and political instability from high infection rates. They actually put quite a bit of resources into "neutralizing the enemy." Though their motivation may be different, the desired end result is the same.

    I don't really care if the military, a university or even a greedy, profit-seeking company finds a cure. Just as long as somebody does.
    (though I'd prefer the university...)

  150. Robots? by Fiz+Ocelot · · Score: 1

    I wonder if instead of developing some kind of complex warrior robot, instead they would rather turn human soldiers into robots? They already have most of the programming done, and the most powerful computer on earth (brain). They're talking about interfaces between the brain and a binary computer, less downtime etc. If we can make them stronger, add armor and bigger guns...well...there ya go.

  151. Eating is important by goatan · · Score: 0
    Your body dosen't just need various vitamins minerals etc eating also help improve energy and reaction time without the potential dangers of stimlants.

    Eating well and getting some rest is probably the best way to recover from any activity.

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  152. Unnecessary! Haliburton can just overcharge... by csoto · · Score: 1

    for catered meals shipped in from a neighboring country.

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  153. Drugs, Raving Lunatics & Fighting by chadjg · · Score: 3, Informative

    I'm not sure the military would be greatly interested in the drugs mentioned in the above linked article. Killing on a large scale is a bit different now than in Shaka's day.

    Up until a few hundred years ago, war was mostly large groups of men pushing, shoving, chopping and trying to shish-kebab eachother. if you were rich you could also run their arses over with your horse. There are two major groups of reasons why these drugs could be seriously helpful.

    Killing someone with hand tools has got to be a lot of hard work. An armored knight of any era was an awesome thing, yet he still had to kill one at a time, maybe two or three at time with luck. A modern tanker could reasonably expect to off four or five people at a time, more depending on a target, with no more effort than shooting one person. An archer is pretty much the same. One arrow might equal one dead person if they are up close and about ready to kill you. Otherwise it is just getting lucky (or unlucky if you get shot). A modern artillery guy has to be working pretty hard to hump all those shells around, I don't think it is the same thing. My point is that a drug that could give short bursts of strength would be good for an old school warrior, and not as good and maybe not worth the downside to a modern guy.

    In war done by hand, might made right. In single combat or when things have opened up, and most other things being equal, the most vicious, fearless guy is gonna win. Look at the beserkers. Getting nekked and charging a bunch of guys with sharp sticks isn't my idea of a good time! Yet those guys were a threat. I think that they may have been liquored & drugged up, and that the nudity may have had some religious signifigance. Just the way we use the word "beserk" today is a testament to what one guy that is amped up and thinks he is invincible can do. I'm mostly guessing here, but a tanker or an machine gunner that strips and thinks he is gonna kill them all is just going to die faster. I'm not a vet, and history is kinda thin here, so help me out!

    Basically, in old school war, getting hopped up and thinking your are invincible matter, modern war, maybe not so much.

    In anybody's book, having the guy next to you puss out and run is bad, right? It opens up a hole that the enemy can go thru and then tear stuff up. That has not changed. The difference is in the old way the guy next to you was right next to you. In some cases you would have been touching and maybe your shield was covering the right half of his body. The effectiveness of your unit largely depended on how tight were and how much they moved as one body.

    Look at King Leonidas & Friends vs. The Persians at Thermopylae, for an example. Three hundred were able to hold up tens of thousands because they got in a tight line and didn't puss out.

    Ok, so the Spartans were barely literate killers that had done nothing but train for war and had to steal to get their food as kids. It's also important to notice how they were equipped.

    A hoplite typically had shin guards, a big round shield & a helmet, sometimes some smaller pieces of armor here and there. The main weapons were a spear and a short sword.

    Notice how all the armor is up front? To get an easy kill one one of these guys you are gonna have to stick him in they eye holes of his helmet, knock him over and then stab him, or sneak under a bunch of spears and start hacking away. Doing these things to a supurb athlete that doesn't want you to isn't going to be easy.

    In contrast, a hoplite was almost completely bare in the back. Even a group of witless peasants could win if a group of hoplites turned or if they were flanked. When fighting as a group, facing forward and not stepping out of line were maybe the most important things. Almost any drug that gave a person the nerve to do this would be worth giving up a little dexterity & judgement.

    I haven't heard a lot of evidence to indicate that the Greeks were big on hallucinogens and pain killers while i

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    1. Re:Drugs, Raving Lunatics & Fighting by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Interesting
      In short, raving lunatic with a sword=useful. Raving lunatic with a MLRS !=useful. Any vets care to comment on my thinking?

      Indeed correct. A certain amount of...errr..enthusiasm is encouraged in the military, but outright teeth-gnashing fury is frowned upon everywhere except maybe the infantry. Even then, only when appropriate and control is emphasized.

      There's a good reason that MREs come with Tobasco sauce

      I thought it was because the crap they had in MREs tasted bland as all hell so as not to offend officers delicate palates. Could be multiple motives though... :)

      I'd like to have somebody post as AC that has been in a tank for 4 days and taken these drugs. What does meth do for and to you? Exactly?

      Never spent four days in a tank but I did spend most of a five-day field exercise in either an EFV or the back of a Hummer while tweaked out on meth. It makes the tedious, repetetive parts (guard duty, radio monitoring, or anything electronic warfare related*) much easier, but it starts to cause problems after a couple days of not drinking enough water or sleeping. The problem is that when you're given time to rest, you can't because you're still wired. The only choice is to not take any speed several hours before a rest break, but then you're tired for those several hours. It's really not a good solution for extended combat. I only did it the once, and swore I never would again. By day 5 I thought I was going to die. I was totally exhausted for three days after. While everyone else was enjoying the time off they gave us afterward, I was sleeping in the barracks. Not very efficient use of chemicals, if you ask me.

      * EW is very boring. You have one guy (98J?)trying not to fall asleep while waiting for his radar detector to go bleep. Two or three guys (98G and 05H) listening to static on radios waiting to hear someone say something or use a morse key. Then you have one or two analysts (98C) filling out contact reports and waiting for the Golfs or DitDahs to come to life and start typing so you have something to analyze. I had picked 98C SigInt Analyst because I thought military intelligence would be interesting. Doh.

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    2. Re:Drugs, Raving Lunatics & Fighting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, EW is rather interesting, I can only guess you were unlucky in the specifics of your job.

      And it seems EW is in the focus of RMA these days.

    3. Re:Drugs, Raving Lunatics & Fighting by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      Actually, EW is rather interesting, I can only guess you were unlucky in the specifics of your job.

      Yeah, I should have been more specific. What I meant was "EW in a field training exercise 15 years ago was boring". All the real SIGINT work I did was fascinating, and with all the new equipment that's been fielded in the last 10 years it's only gotten better. I was in the army from '87 to '91 and in those days we were still mostly using old crap equipment. Nothing was effectively networked, communication was mostly one-way (up the chain) so even if HUMINT knew that an armored column was coming up the road, COMINT would still be wasting time trying to analyze their radio traffic to see what they were!

      And it seems EW is in the focus of RMA these days.

      Oh yeah, EW is is central to "the new way". In my day, EW was a mostly immobile asset. Even the tactical EW units had to stop and set up antennas before they could do anything. Nowadays, we've got Electronic Intelligence people riding in GBCS-heavy armored vehicles in front of the combat units! Everything's networked, cross-cued, and realtime now, so ELINT really works. I was unfortunate in that I joined the army at the tail end of the "soviets will come from east germany to invade europe" era of military planning. I spent three years training for World War 3 in Europe-- learning soviet tactics, west german terrain features, and even the Russian language-- and then the Berlin wall came down and 80% of my training suddenly seemed pretty useless. The Revolution in Military Affairs didn't start in earnest until several years after I got out. I may not have been around then, but I like to think that all the complaining I did about the inflexibility of the EW system during Desert Storm contributed to the development of the amazing system that's in service now.

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  154. Got meth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look at me, busy as a bee, and i've got the cleanest house on the street, go meth, go meth!

  155. DARPA More Useful If...... by ericlp · · Score: 1

    DARPA would be more useful if they could find a way for some of the Army "leadership" to get better organizational skills. We don't need more total troop strength in the Army to meet taskings. Silly as it sounds the Army could add 30,000 to the fight by managing..... teeth, overall unit readiness and reorganization. Read this short op/ed by an Army combat vet. It is things like this and not some Buck Rogers solution that would be more useful: Nothing to Smile About ( SFTT.org )

  156. Nagasaki was unnecessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i've heard they wanted to capitulate on the condition that the emperor stayed their ruler.
    US wanted an unconditional surrender.

    Of course, there were some nutballs, which wanted to fight forever. In some villages children and women were jumping to suicide seeing American soldiers coming.

    IMHO, the second bomb was unnecessary. it was a political statement directed at Soviet Russia.

    p.s. could someone from Nippon say something about that?

  157. I'm in the military... by kurokaze · · Score: 1

    And I can definately atest to performance degredation due to the lack of sleep.

    Having managed to get about 3.5 hours of sleep over 4 days I could have sworn that in the middle of the night a pine tree was actually a soldier wearing a top hat. And worst of it was, he was coming straight for me!!

  158. Sweet by 1029 · · Score: 1

    Having not yet read the article, this could of course be a bit off topic...

    But damn, that sounds like some great stuff. Think of all the applications:
    - On a long backpacking trip and get stranded... well at least when your food runs out you can make it a few more days.
    - Lost at sea? Buys you more time.
    - Car stuck in snowdrift and waiting to be rescued. This could really help.

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  159. Not Meth, exactly by whig · · Score: 1

    Adrafinil and Modafinil are newer alpha1-adrenergics that promote stimulation without some of the negative effects of methamphetamines.

    Modafinil has a potency about 3x that of Adrafinil, it's currently a Schedule-IV substance in the United States. Adrafinil is unscheduled at the present time. Methamphetamine is Schedule-II, I believe.

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    1. Re:Not Meth, exactly by Muhammar · · Score: 1

      Modafinil is given to narcolepsy patients and it works very well. The long distance runners are nowadays frequently busted and disqualified for Modafinil doping.
      (Modafinil is available on internet and its synthesis is easy enough for somebody to make it in the garage.)

      Modafinil has pretty clean profile, allows to stay up without sleep for several days in the row - like a meth or coke binge but without the high-strung mania, poor reasoning, jitterness and clenched jaw. Modafinil does not give any pleasurable high and the resulting sleeplesness is very annoying - especialy after second or third day. Lab animals kept on Modafinil for weeks without sleep became immunocompromised and died from massive internal infection.

      "The ideal warfighter is an endurance athlete" - Many endurance athletes would have doped themselves to oblivion if they could get away with it. In the army, it will not be left to the individual choice - and be sure army will get away with it. But they need a new "gear" which doues not have the public exposure problem.

      (By the way, Russians did army reserch in 70s' into "non-typical stimulants" and they come up with Modafinil like drugs - producing stimulation without the manic/serotonin-syndrome side effects).

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  160. Re:Ghee... old [flamebait or food for thought?] by bellings · · Score: 1

    Do you really think things like the firebombing of Dresden were really neccessary, though? I don't.

    Killing 100,000 civilians in a single night, without warning, is a horrible, horrible, horrible thing. Make no mistake about that. But, through the lens of history, Dresden may have been the right thing.

    Stalin was not a nice man, and killed more people than Hitler. He needed to be neutralized by the Allies every bit as much as Hitler did. We could have done that by marching on Moscow (which would have cost millions more lives). Instead, we demonstrated our ruthlessness and incredibal destructive power, at Dresden, at Nagasaki, and at Hiroshima.

    We salvaged the parts of Europe we could after the war; had we been more ruthless at the time we may have saved more of Europe (and Asia) from that ruthless bastard.

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  161. Ask the Elves by goodrob · · Score: 2



    What they need is some lembas.

  162. Put two and two together.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Combine this with the recent "fly with thoughts" aircraft control crap and Macross Plus isn't that far off.

    Okay, maybe the transforming robots will take a bit longer. But i'm sure we could just use a floating Barracks in the interim!

    Just think: we could have floated Ft. Bragg over to Iraq, set her down just south of Baghdad and deployed all the troops we could ever need!

  163. You're very confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "And, apparently, if you believe in ridiculous false dichotomies"

    So what's the real choice? Countries like France and Belgium, it can be argued, have a particular set of strategies and tactics based on their ability to deliver on a full range of diplomatic options.

    You're the one setting up the false dichotomy; war versus not-war. There is no such thing in real life. War is simply a type of diplomacy. If you doubt that consider...
    United States: Bend to our will!
    Iraq: No!
    United States: Then you cannot sell oil or buy things
    Iraq: Our children are starving and dying!
    United States: That can't be! Its only economic sanctions

    So people die with not a bullet being fired.

    If you die, does it matter if you die by a bullet or starvation or lack of medicine? No. Dead is dead.

    So if I put in sanctions or tanks, the end result is the same. People die. Diplomacy and war are just different sides of the same coin. You present they as two completely separate things (war versus not-war) but that's not the real choice.

    You seem very naive.

    1. Re:You're very confused by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ignore this please
      slashdot.1.bird@dfgh.net

  164. to elaborate by The+Tyro · · Score: 2, Interesting

    They used Amphetamine (commonly referred to as Benzedrine or "bennies") and also Methamphetamine.

    Their Methamphetamine prodution method lives on to this very day, in illicit clandestine drug labs... so-called "Nazi Dope" labs... named after the production method the Germans used for meth manufacture.

    Most of the labs that law enforcement agencies clean up, particularly in the midwest, are Nazi Dope labs, primarily due to the easy availability of one of that production method's reagents (anhydrous ammonia).

    Just FYI.

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  165. Can't say I'm surprised by vandan · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Clearly US economic interests can't be asserted to satisfaction with their current army and Weapons Of Mass Destruction.

    But it's easy to see why some people could find this a little disturbing, or even hypocritical. You see, from my point of view, I understand that Australia's drug prohibition laws are a direct result of pressure from the US government. When I go out to a rave to have a good night ( or 2 ), and take a very soft drug that gives me a little energy ( and God forbid, makes me happy ) my government reserves the right to arrest and gaol me for 'breaking the law'. But when the US military use drugs regularly to increase their 'effectiveness as killing machines', that's the best thing since sliced bread.

    Of course creating drug-fucked killing machines that go on the rampage for 5 days straight has no affect on the families of said soldiers when they return home from the killing fields. In fact they promptly return to what is wildly recognised as normal behaviour for US citizens, and everyone lives happily ever after ... apart from me, because I'm locked up for 10 years for taking some Ecstacy and proclaiming my love for life.

    Fuck the US.

  166. Yes and no by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > you can operate on 3-4 hours of sleep in a 24 hour period... but only for a few days in a row (4-5 max)

    Yes and no. I know for a fact that that's not a hard limit for all tasks, since I've gone well beyond that.

    While trying to get a research paper done for a conference deadline, I was sleeping every second night for about 6-7 hours. I kept this up for 10 days, and kept working quite efficiently all the way through. Add to this the fact that I was eating like shit (candy bars were a staple of my diet), and you get 3 hours sleep/day for 10 days on poor nutrition with only modest impairment of efficiency or mental capacity.

    Of course, some areas of capability are hit harder than others. I recently had a 14-day stint of severe deadline crashing ('nother paper - don't let anyone tell you grad school is cushy!) where virtually every waking moment was working as hard as I could push myself. There was never any question about missing sleep - up until the last day I had to do work requiring cleverness and insight, so getting less than 7-8 hrs/night would have been counterproductive (and even so I looked like an extra from Night of the Living Dead by the end).

    So you can function on 3 hrs/night for more than a week, but certain key abilities can be impaired. Quick judgements may be one of those, making it dangerous for soldiers to push themselves like that, even if they know they can.

    (P.S. If you ever wanted to kick a candy-bar habit, try this ten-day thing. Can't stand the sight of them now.)

  167. One word: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lembas

  168. Drugs and U.S. bombing of allies in Afghanistan ? by dankelley · · Score: 2, Informative
    The use of amphetamines by U.S. aviators has been proposed as an explanation for the accidental bombing of Canadian troops on the ground in Afghanistan. The aviators mistook the Canadian ground-to-ground practice rounds as a ground-to-air attack on the planes, and they bombed before they got permission to do so. I've heard the pilot-controller audio tapes, and they are heart-breaking. A moment's more waiting for confirmation, and lives would have been saved.

    In the early days after the accident, it was suspected that the cause of the pilot error was the use of "go pills", i.e. amphetamines, which are apparently are in common (and approved) use by pilots.

    I have no idea whether the pilots were actually on such pills; the news started getting vague as courts martial started. I also have no comment on whether go pills might lead to greater safety (than if pilots were sleepy). My point in posting here is not to forward any theories, or to darken any reputations, or to disrespect anyone involved. My purpose is just to point out the incident, and the discussion of a connection to drugs, in case readers of /. haven't heard about this incident.

  169. Overclocked Soldiers?? by gibber · · Score: 1
    Is it me or does the line from the article:
    1. Lowering soldiers' core body temperature might keep them from overheating.
    sound like they are discussing the issues surrounding overclocked soldiers.
  170. A simple solution by MacFury · · Score: 1

    Flamebait perhaps, but how about putting the solider in a situation worth fighting for? Today, if they sent me to Iraq I'd be pissed because there's no reason for me to be there. If I were this age, 50 years ago I'd, willinly, be one of the first on the beaches at Normandy. It was a cause worth fighting, and going five days without food for.

  171. Self-heating food by daishin · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that I won't be seeing any of that self-cooking food in stores any time soon! Damnit!

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    (> <) to help him achieve world domination.
  172. Re:Drugs and U.S. bombing of allies in Afghanistan by cyril3 · · Score: 1
    They use dexamphetamines. As a long term user (under prescription) I got to say that you would have to use a lot in a very short time to have any effect on your cognitive functions that might cause you to bomb your allies. All they would do is keep you mildly alert for a few hours. I can see that a couple for the last 4 hours of an 8 hour mission would be useful.

    You wouldn't want them to keep you awake for 48 hours so you could do 4 8 hour sorties cause it wouldn't be the dex making you bomb your buddies, it'd be the lack of sleep.

  173. Atkins by rark · · Score: 1

    Er, I suggest you actually read one of the atkins books, rather than spouting what other people say.

    1. Atkins heavily endorses exercise. I believe he's the one who says in one of his books that if you are over 100 and/or confined to bed for non-weight medical reasons, you can call him and he'll write you a note saying you don't have to exercise, but that everyone else needs to exercise.

    2. Atkins in no way says that his diet is for everybody. It works very well for most people who have been significantly overweight for a long time and have failed to get results from low-fat, low-protein high carb diets. Specifically it works very well for people who are prone to high insulin levels and a few other metabolic things.

    3. There is no evidence that I know of that 'most Atkins-diet people complain of low energy levels' after the first 1-4 days. The first 1-4 days are crappy if you happen to have abnormally high insulin levels, because if you're not dumping sugar by the bucketful into your bloodstream, that insulin has nothing to do but knock your blood sugar ridiculously low. This goes away after a few days as insulin levels normalize and your energy levels go back to normal or higher than normal. If they don't, then you may not be a good candidate for the Atkins diet. People's metabolisms are different. Some people can eat huge amount of the crappiest food, remain healthy and never get fat. Some people can eat the healthiest diet in the world and still have issues.

    3. Induction is certainly not a balanced diet or appropriate for long term use, but it's only supposed to be used for 2 weeks. After that, one slowly brings up one's carbs -- first to the level that allows sustainable weight loss, then slowly up to the level that allows one to maintain that weight loss, rather than gain it back. The last level varies from person to person, but is usually at least 60-100 grams of carbohydrate a day, sometimes more. This is sufficient to create a balanced diet, though it means that you can't eat the USDA suggest amount of 11(!!!!!) servings of bread a day. I've always felt that that was an insane amount anyway, but maybe that's just because I can't eat bread at all.

    I suppose it's worth mentioning that I may have a skewed opinion of how easy it is to create balanced diet, because I've spent my adult life making a balanced diet out of a highly restricted list of foods, due to food allergy and celiac disease. Compared to this, just avoiding high carb foods is a cinch.

    4. Atkins is not inherently high in fat or cholesterol. I'll grant it doesn't inherently limit these in the way that most diets do, but it is easy to set up a low fat low cholesterol atkins compliant diet, and Atkins does suggest that this is wise. That said, dietary fat and cholesterol intake do not necessarily correspond with blood levels. I've known plenty of vegans with high cholesterol, and my cholesterol went down when I moved off a vegan diet, even though my cholesterol intake went up. (Though I went off because of sudden onset of soy allergy, not because of the cholesterol).

    Incidently, for some people, lack of fat is worse than too much fat (at least up to a point). The only thing that helped my eczema (and other health issues) more than getting the stuff I was allergic to out of my diet was getting off a low fat diet. Your body needs fat too. (IT's worth knowing that not all fat is created alike, as well)

    Also, I used to jog 30 minutes a day, followed by weightlifting and stretching, which, combined with warmup and cool down meant that I was exercising for about 1 hour 20 minutes every day. I did this for six months. I didn't lose any weight at all (though I did see other health benefits). Combining it with a low fat/low calorie diet didn't help, either, no matter where I drew the calorie line or fat line (I tried fat levels from 10% to 30% and calorie levels from 1000 to 2000kCal/day). This may have something to do with the fact that in the great karmic game of life I drew the 'crazy mom' card and

  174. been there, done that by PaddyM · · Score: 1

    Saw this on the BBC one day, googled it just now:
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/corresponden t/2947810.stm

    Game, set match.

    1. Re:been there, done that by PaddyM · · Score: 1

      err, remove that space to see the url,

  175. 24,000 people DIE DAILY from STARVATION by prestidigital · · Score: 1

    (http://www.worldlegacy.org/HungerQuiz.htm) How about we fix that first?

  176. The U.S. Navy Experience by d_j_p_3 · · Score: 2, Informative

    As anyone who has been in the U.S. Navy can attest to, practically speaking, sailors are already using anything they can get away with to maintain alertness. For some reason the Navy way is to have lots and lots of redundancy to account for fatigue induced errors, rather than reducing fatigue. As a result sailors can be required to stand 8 hours of watch, in which their job is completely redundant, on top of a 10 hour physically exhausting work day, every day for months on end. I personally found myself hallucinating that I was eating a hamburger in a crowd while standing watch one particular night. As a result most sailors drink coffee non-stop, have a stash of No-Doze packed away somewhere, are chain smokers, or use smokeless tobacco in order to stay awake. If there weren't nearly constant drug tests, I'm sure they'd use harder stuff.

    Curiously the one exception to this seems to be pilots, who are required to get 8 hours of sleep in the 24-hours before they fly. I guess in the situation were redundancy isn't really possible, the Navy will concede that humans do need to sleep occasionally.

    If it weren't for the fact that whatever DARPA comes up with never get away with being used unless it's wartime, I'd have more of a problem with it.

  177. Mod up (war psychology) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    >immune to human urges? what about sex? oh, that's why it's don't ask don't tell. cool! :-)
    Mod parent up; after all sex is a major issue in war related psychological studies.

    I suggest you google for it as it is so controversial a quote would get me labelled a troll. Just a hint for the lazy: the effects discussed are not immediately obvious.

  178. Karma-whoring troll??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is Erick99 a troll in karma-whore mode? Inquiring minds want to know!!!