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  1. On the other hand on Torvalds Dubbed Most Influential Executive of 2004 · · Score: 4, Funny
    From TFI:
    • I don't think [being chief software architect of Windows] is something to be particularly proud of, and I don't think it is necessarily true. But if [Gates] wants the job description, hell, I don't think anybody would try to wrangle it away from him. I don't think Gates can lay claim to [lead programmer].

    This is almost as good as saying Darl is on crack. Linus, as the accomplished veteran of alt.fan.warlords, apparently still knows phony hubris when he sees it.

    [Linus toadie mode: off]
  2. Re:Paranoia on Australian Idol And ISP Censorship · · Score: 1

    I was just agreeing with the poster. What did you think I meant?

  3. For those asking "what is firefly"? on Serenity Pushed Back to September · · Score: 1

    See the TV Tome writeup. I'd never heard of it before TFSS, so I can't say anything about TV Tome's accuracy.

  4. Tastes Great on BrainPort Allows People To Reclaim Damaged Senses · · Score: 2, Funny

    Less filling!

    But you'll still be stuck in engineering while a guy with a positronic brain gets all the action.

  5. Re:Paranoia on Australian Idol And ISP Censorship · · Score: 4, Funny
    • While fans of the dead Casey Donovan might be upset, this seems to be a legitimate thing bigpond to do.

    I firmly agree. Not to be too rigid, but I've taken a long, hard look at this and come to the conclusion that the redirection really is ok.

    Even though the newspaper blew it with the bad URL in their spread, I think it was fine for BigPond to ramrod this solution. I'm sure it makes all their partners upset, but they had to suck it up, go for the glory, hole up in their bunkers and make the change.

    I just wish you wouldn't have put all those double entendres in your post. Really, that was almost offensive.

  6. What we need is to remember... on Dutch Survey Shows IE Web Share Below 90% · · Score: 5, Funny

    IE users have no desire for tabs.

    There will be patent issues with Linux.

    Microsoft is about innovation.

    There will be patent issues with Mozilla.

    Microsoft is about innovation.

    There will be patent ...

    That's it, you're getting sleepy, very sleepy...

    Quick somebody at Mozilla.org patent tabbed browsing! I know tabs were in Hypercard in 1940 or so, but they didn't use it for browsing the web and USPTO doesn't look at the real world, just what's been patented.

  7. Re:Authored by... on GPL Revision Coming Soon · · Score: 1
    There is also a great deal of work to be done to allow the large number of stakeholders...

    My point is merely that that doesn't necessarily imply the kind of open process we see with Linux, Mozilla, Groklaw, et al. I don't know what level of openness they'll allow, but my guess is they'll make a draft, ask for comments, make changes and repeat or release if no one complains.

    That'll probably be ok, and I'd be hard pressed to prove it isn't optimal, having read their earlier work.

  8. Authored by... on GPL Revision Coming Soon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    According to TFA, GPL 3 will be authored by Eben Moglen and RMS.

    That's all fine and everything, since the current GPL got to us that way.

    I will be shocked and dismayed if they don't open up the process, though. The GPL is more fundamental to FOSS than any other document, and I'd hate to see it developed in a cathedral.

    They'll surely do it as an open collaboration.

  9. OK, I'll bite on Futuristic 'Smart' Yarns from Carbon Nanotubes · · Score: 2, Interesting
    • [...] But how does this science help mankind? Does it improve agriculture? Does it help provide things people need? Does it help the environment? Does it help people get along better? [...]

    Eventually, we'll need thread for nanosurgical sutures.

    Farmers everywhere would appreciate weatherproof, pest-proof grain bins that breathe, but don't ever explode.

    If you can't get along with someone when you're both in bullet-proof underwear, you each deserve what you get. (Not sure I believe that, but it's worth thinking about anyway)

    Thin, strong twine could make for improved saws. A razor-thin ultrastrong wire with handles or a bow could slice through anything from a steel bar to a loaf of bread. The trick will be figuring out to make a band-saw shaped one.

    Then again, consider how easy a thread of this stuff would be to smuggle into prison.

  10. Body armor, and other thoughts on Futuristic 'Smart' Yarns from Carbon Nanotubes · · Score: 4, Funny

    I hope it comes with a grounding strap.

    I wonder if this would be a good material for microsurgical sutures.

    And now, we can construct the world's smallest violin for Ron Artest.

  11. slight math error on India Debating Manned Space Flight · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Sorry, this is a government project. Every attempt to decrease costs results in their doubling. You'll have to adjust your figures somewhat, but in the end it shouldn't be significant (as governments caluculate things).

    Since it's a government project, only the highest quality will be acceptable. These jobs must be outsourced to the People's Rebublic of China, where quality is ... more easily controlled.

    In response, the Germany will attack Poland and the French will surrender to Belgium.

  12. mom-and-pop companies on 230mph Electric Car · · Score: 1

    The point was that I'd be happier with the transaction: should I buy a tangible asset or a consumable one? I'd rather have the tangible asset.

  13. Re:Actually.... on 230mph Electric Car · · Score: 1

    >swap good pack for POS

    I think you'd see some kind of subscription or other plan develop, something like video rental places use.

  14. I have got to get me one of THESE! on 230mph Electric Car · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I commute about 600 miles (1000km) per week, almost all on the Interstate. I would love to have one of these things.
    • It bothers me to use the amount of gasoline I do, but the family has to eat
    • It would probably save me $300/month in fuel and maintenance
    • I'd much rather pay to own something than pay money to some multinational corporation
    • I could probably get there *lots* faster >-)
  15. Re:ARRRRRRRRRRGH! on The Worst Jobs in Science: The Sequel · · Score: 1
    You, sir, should be kicked off slashdot, post-haste.

    Sorry it was so disturbing. I was only going for mildly amusing, not utterly revolting.

  16. Think those are bad? on The Worst Jobs in Science: The Sequel · · Score: 4, Funny
    They are. But what about:
    • Forensic proctologist
    • Leech veterinarian
    • Global warming expert at Shell
    • Corporate EMT at Philip-Morris
    • Rosanne Barr's gynecologist

    Some of those were hard just to list.

  17. All I want for Christmas on Three More Linux mobile Phones Coming in Japan · · Score: 2, Funny
    is a small Linux PDA/phone with
    • wifi
    • 2-3 {USB|keyboard|mouse} ports
    • VGA output
    • use and boot from some kind solid state memory expansion
    • built-in screen doesn't have to be fancy, just big enough to display nmap output or run vi.

    If my calling plan is reasonable, I don't care about VoIP.

  18. Ironic on Blending Mice and Men · · Score: 1

    In a post with the subject "Arbitrary bullshit", you say you don't want BA's telling PhD's what to do, that "It's asinine in the extreme. They are unqualified to decide." And then the irony; you say:

    • Set the emotions aside.

    Take your own advice.

    Your post also reveals that you hold a common misconception of ethics. Ethics are what people turn to when the law and morality fail. They are rules for behavior that don't label things "right" and "wrong".

    Medical doctors have to decide which patient to try to save. No law could be written to effectively handle all situations, and morality is of no help. Doctors have to work in prisons, on the battlefield, and with patients who tell them all kinds of things. Ethical practice helps answer the questions. First, do no harm. Help everybody you can. First come first serve (but Stop the Bleeding, Start the Breathing, Protect the Wound, Treat for Shock). And so on.

    Lawyers have to operate outside of the law, also. As with MD's, no law could be crafted to handle every situation, and morality could keep someone from getting a fair trial. If a lawyer relied on morality, he'd set himself up as judge and jury. Ethics tell the lawywer how to behave, but not what's right and wrong. Ethics just aid the legal process, they don't form a basis for law the way morality does.

    The result of your misconception is that you think one guy with a BA in Ethics is designing the rules for everyone in the field. No way. Ethical rules develop over time, like a best practices list.

    I'd write more, but I'm tired.

  19. How about a Beowulf cluster... on New Atomic Clock 1000 Times More Accurate · · Score: 1

    No, not the old joke.

    Suppose you have a set of say, 30 or so clocks, all in tight communication with one another. They all keep the time happily, checking every once in a while what the other clocks think about things.

    If one of them gets out of range, it resets itself to match the others.

    How accurate would that be?

  20. It's bad enough on Blending Mice and Men · · Score: 2, Funny

    being a single guy and worrying about being led astray by beer goggles.

    In the future they'll have to worry about getting drunk and waking up with a real dog. Well, half.

    Ruff!

  21. But what if on Mass Transit Meets The Incredibles · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ..you happen to sit next to one of these guys?

  22. Sun's helpful roots on Sun-isms Debunked · · Score: 1
    • "Tell them that we're returning to our roots," Schwartz said, referring to the company's renewed focus on the Solaris operating environment.

    Does that mean they're going back to BSD? Oh, I see: Motorola hardware.

    • "And we want developers back on our side. If there's more for us to do, we'll go do it," McNealy added. ...

    How about solving the chick problem! We really could use some help on that one.

  23. Re:Wouldn't it suck... on Apollo 12 at 35 · · Score: 3, Insightful
    • ...to be stuck in the command module, so close to the Moon yet to never set foot on it?

    Only if you have a small, envious mind. I'll be NASA tested for that, too. Some pluses come to mind:

    1. You get to go into SPACE!
    2. You get to live in zero gee for a long time
    3. You get to make fun of the landlubbing quasi-astronauts who couldn't stay in space
    4. The view is pretty good.
  24. Re:amazing programing in 74k, and no serious bugs on Apollo 12 at 35 · · Score: 4, Informative

    From abc.net.au:

    Do this with a computer that has barely 5,000 primitive integrated circuits, weighs 30 kg and costs over $150,000. In order to store your software, the computer doesn't have a disk drive, only 74 kilobytes of memory that has been literally hard-wired, and all of 4 Kb of something that is sort of like RAM.

    NASA explains it a little better, noting that the 74KB is actually 37KW, using 16-bit words:

    • Hardware

      The guidance computer is a general-purpose digital machine with a basic word length, in parallel operations, of 15 bits with an added bit for parity checks. The instruction code includes subroutines for double and triple operations. Memory cycle time is 11.7 microseconds with a single addition time of 23.4 microseconds. The 'core rope', used for the fixed memory, has a capacity of about 36,864 words with an erasable memory (of ferrite core planes) of 2,048 words. The processor is formed from integrated circuits (ICs). The total computer weight is 29.5 kg. The fixed memory contains programmes, routines, constants, star and landmark co-ordinates and other pertinent data. The erasable memory acts as an intermediate store for results of computations, auxiliary programme information, and variable data supplied by the G&N and other systems of the spacecraft.

  25. Of course on Apollo 12 at 35 · · Score: 4, Funny

    But you can't prove it!

    I hate wasting K on redundant slashisms, but there it is.