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Blending Mice and Men

An anonymous reader sends in this piece about chimeras - not the ones with a THAC0 of 11, but a more general term meaning any multi-creature hybrid. A comprehensive look at the moral and scientific issues surrounding this area of biotech.

387 comments

  1. THAC0? by civman2 · · Score: 3, Informative

    THAC0 was the one where the lower your score was the better is. Counter-intuitive? Armor Class forever! Long live d20!

    1. Re:THAC0? by Romothecus · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, your post is only half correct. THAC0 is analagous to what is now called attack bonus; THAC0 stood for "To Hit Armor Class 0." Armor Class was still armor class, however, a lower armor class was better and 0 was considered the best non-magical AC (a human wearing full plate had a AC of 0, as I recall.)

    2. Re:THAC0? by CdXiminez · · Score: 1

      It works like this:
      THAC0 minus Attack Roll is the Armour Class hit.
      The joys and intricacies of Original D&D...

    3. Re:THAC0? by static0verdrive · · Score: 1

      Mind you, in third edition rules a higher armor class is better. I find it strange that most (if not all) video games based on AD&D rules use the second ed, not third...

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  2. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But can we combine a Commander with a Taco?

    1. Re:Yes by name773 · · Score: 1

      Supposing a commander were to eat a taco, would the purpose have been served?

  3. Non-layable by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

    The worse cruelty is that no female, mice nor women, would sleep with such a person/thing.

    Well, I take that back. If their freekitude makes them rich, then the babes will probably come.

    1. Re:Non-layable by Dwedit · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Ever heard of furries?

    2. Re:Non-layable by rdwald · · Score: 2, Funny

      The worse cruelty is that no female, mice nor women, would sleep with such a person/thing.

      In that regard, how do they differ from the typical Slashdot reader?

      (I fully include myself in that category, so don't be offended.)

    3. Re:Non-layable by Tablizer · · Score: 1


      In that regard, how do [hybrids] differ from the typical Slashdot reader?

      They don't. That's why its cruelty :-)

    4. Re:Non-layable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The Wolf Boys of Mexico have no trouble in getting girlfriends apparently...

      (Their condition is called hypertrichosis)

    5. Re:Non-layable by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      Never seen Teen Wolf? What you look like doesn't really matter as to getting laid I think. If you are outgoing and confident then you'll get it. It's more in your personality. Lots of money and a nice car help too.

      I think part-humans would do just fine. They could mate other part humans and I think a lot of people would be attracted to them because they would be different. How many interracial marriages happen? How many such romances existed even when it was socially frowned upon. A lot I'm sure. If they were geneticlly different enough that they couldn't produce offspring with humans it'd definately make them perfect for casual sex partners.

      Personally I'm all for finding a part-human girl straight out of an anime show. Big round eyes, pointy ears, and a tail. Six breasts could be a nice touch too.

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  4. They've been around for a while... by ssand · · Score: 5, Interesting

    The latest Chimera's discovered can be found here on worth 1000. Behold what science can do now!

    1. Re:They've been around for a while... by binary42 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Mod Hint: It's funny.

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    2. Re:They've been around for a while... by 3)+profit!!! · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Way to actually click the link, moderators. "Interesting?!"

    3. Re:They've been around for a while... by Solder+Fumes · · Score: 1

      It's interesting for offtopic reasons. It's a great example of the amazing things the guys over at Worth1000 have been doing for a few years.

    4. Re:They've been around for a while... by bar-agent · · Score: 1

      Interestingly, some of these critters look like they have real potential. In particular, I'm thinking of the bighorn squirrel. I can just envision squirrel butting heads with each other and cracking nuts.

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    5. Re:They've been around for a while... by binary42 · · Score: 1

      Why am I offtopic? The parent was funny but modded as insightfull. This makes me sick.

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  5. Morals? Wha? by aichpvee · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Ok, I don't see how morals come into it. But wtf would you want humans crossed with mice? To make people with rolling shit?

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  6. The thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a very opinionated person. I am very pro-life, believe abortion should be illegal, and frown on stem cell research.

    However, this is completley different for me. Who's to say the a mouse with a brain composed of human cells are any more of a human than a normal mouse? No one cares about killing lab rats, not even the PETA people. What's different when human cells are involved?

    We kill literally hundreds of thousands of our own cells a day. Yet, we aren't being condemned for it. It's ridiculous to ban research of this sort. The only way I could see this being a bad thing is indeed if it takes place where they somehow become integrated with society.

    Mix humans with creatures any day. Just don't the the converse.

    1. Re:The thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm a very opinionated person. I am very pro-life, believe abortion should be illegal, and frown on stem cell research.

      However, this is completley different for me. Who's to say the a mouse with a brain composed of human cells are any more of a human than a normal mouse? No one cares about killing lab rats, not even the PETA people. What's different when human cells are involved?

      We kill literally hundreds of thousands of our own cells a day. Yet, we aren't being condemned for it. It's ridiculous to ban research of this sort. The only way I could see this being a bad thing is indeed if it takes place where they somehow become integrated with society.



      Mix humans with creatures any day. Just don't the the converse.


      So at what point would you consider the "chimera" human?

      Are you saying you have no objections to a creature that is 100% human (cell and DNA wise) being born from modified apes?

      Would you consider that creature human or an animal?

    2. Re:The thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it's 100% human, then there is no argument. I'd have no real problem with that, as long as the said human was not subjected to a life with the apes.

      Secondly, how the hell could you consider that human an animal? If it's 100% human, it's a god damn human.

    3. Re:The thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Secondly, how the hell could you consider that human an animal? If it's 100% human, it's a god damn human.

      What if it was born to parents that were still classified as animals?
      (ie, the parents were like 70% human each)?

    4. Re:The thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Secondly, how the hell could you consider that human an animal? If it's 100% human, it's a god damn human.

      Are you proposing to test all descendants of chimera's for "true" humanity?

    5. Re:The thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm... I got moderated "-1 Troll" however I was in fact, quite serious. Anyone who is in their 40's or younger, will, I suspect, live to see such things.

      Heck, the technology will become so accessible, that school kids will be performing biotech pranks.

      I can hear it now. "Billy, why do Muffy's kittens all have human heads? Have you been messing around in the lab again? I told you to stay away from there!"

      "Aww, Mom!!"

    6. Re:The thing is... by nyekulturniy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I would say that any creature that is capable of a high level of thought, emotion, and expression is a human. This includes most politicians, unfortunately.

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    7. Re:The thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who is in their 40's or younger, will, I suspect, live to see such things.

      Somehow I'm guessing that your major was not biology.

    8. Re:The thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You guess correctly, and I *HOPE* I am wrong about my terribly pessimistic predictions.

      However I suspect I do understand some things about information, and DNA actually does fall somewhere under this broad umbrella.

      I view the merging of two radically different and highly complex organisms as, essentially, a software challenge.

      More genomes will be sequenced by research labs; and one way or another, these sequences will ultimately become available via the internet.

      Nuclear DNA transer will get easier, and labs capable of doing this will proliferate. The family sheep farm for example, within a few decades may engage in routine cloning.

      Of course, creating DNA of any sequence is trivial. The trick is in knowing what sequence to generate. I say, this is a software challenge. Somebody, somewhere, sooner or later is going to meet this challenge and come out with a genetic sequence compiler (GSC).

      I have experience with fractal data compression and I suspect I may understand a few things about how DNA may work. I have some ideas about how to approach the stated software problem... but I'm not going to post them here, due to the extremely remote (but nonzero) chance that the ideas might not be entirely without merit.

    9. Re:The thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somehow I doubt dolphins are Pepsi's #1 demographic, nor apes the gambling industry's.

    10. Re:The thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Somehow I doubt dolphins are Pepsi's #1 demographic, nor apes the gambling industry's.

      And therefore, biotech abuse by pop culture cannot possibly occur. I follow your logic.

    11. Re:The thing is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sir you underestimate the scorched-earth needs of advertisers and marketers.

      I suppose you wouldn't remember "Priscilla the Fastidious Pig" advertising campaign from the 1940's wherein the legendary Marion B. Bailey had trained a apron-wearing pig to vacuum the floor, do laundry and so on. It was a big hit at state fairs, etc. Of course, the routine culminated in the pig choosing General Mills over competing food. Every time.

      The ad campaign was so successful, that lawsuits from the competition were born.

      This really happened, and never did this require pigs to be in General Mills' as you say, "#1 demographic."

      Yo quero Taco Bell....

  7. "Blending Mice and Men" by physicsphairy · · Score: 4, Funny

    Funny, that's exactly what I wanted to do to that book when I had to read it for English class.

  8. This is how society blends mince and men... by ReeprFlame · · Score: 5, Funny

    The only way I see blending of mice and men is when our hands are merged with our mice when gaming 24/7 on the hot new RPGs!

    1. Re:This is how society blends mince and men... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      another kind of result would be something like this, I guess...

      http://www.kurumi.sakura.ne.jp/~kemono/html/muse um 13.htm
      http://www.kurumi.sakura.ne.jp/~kemono/htm l/title2 6.htm

  9. Oooh oh oh! by Tablizer · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I wanna horses yanker! Nothing you can buy from spam compares.

    1. Re:Oooh oh oh! by khrtt · · Score: 1

      I wanna horses yanker! ..not up your arse, I hope?

    2. Re:Oooh oh oh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why is this "off topic"? It is about attaching animal parts to humans (in part). Suppose Mr. Bobbit couldn't find the other half. A horse dingdong may be just the thing.

  10. For every freak.. by khrtt · · Score: 2, Funny

    ..there is a pervert...or a few. Especially if the freak has a freaky sex organ...or a few. Than, again, how would I know - I'm just a humble slashdotter - nothing freaky except imagination.

    1. Re:For every freak.. by metlin · · Score: 3, Funny


      Yup, especially considering how famous the Triple Breasted Whore of Eroticon Six was ;-)

  11. it's a new age by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The implications of a "humanzee" is enough to keep philosophers and religious thinkers busy for quite a while.

    Does a humanzee really have a soul? Should they be granted "human rights"? Can we use them to test drugs or clean out clogged sewer lines? Really quite interesting.

    Just another humbling experience for those who think humans are something special apart from the rest of creation.

    1. Re:it's a new age by ParadoxicalPostulate · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Does a humanzee really have a soul? Should they be granted "human rights"?"
      More importantly, can they run Linux?

    2. Re:it's a new age by tasidar · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The implications of a "humanzee" is enough to keep philosophers and religious thinkers busy for quite a while. Does a humanzee really have a soul? Should they be granted "human rights"? Can we use them to test drugs or clean out clogged sewer lines? Really quite interesting. Just another humbling experience for those who think humans are something special apart from the rest of creation.

      More likely we'll just revert to the definition of humanity that our ancestors used...
      The fact that humanity must be earned (ie, creatures that look human may not necessarily be human)

      Hopefully, we'll used enlightened definition of humanity, but the more likely possibility is that we will create slaves.

    3. Re:it's a new age by metlin · · Score: 1


      Hopefully, atleast this will make people realize that animals should be given much the same right as humans. But then, we're having trouble giving rights to most humans to begin with. So I suppose it's asking for too much to hope that we'll grow civilized enough not to kill any animals.

    4. Re:it's a new age by ars · · Score: 1
      Just another humbling experience for those who think humans are something special apart from the rest of creation.
      I do think humans are something special, and this one is easy: the difference between humans and animals is the ability to speak.

      If this hybrid can speak it's human, if it can't it's not. (And don't give me nonsense about humans who can't speak - that's always either a physical problem, or deafness so they never learned how. Fix those problem and they can speak.)

      Even the most retarded person you'll ever meet can speak. And the smartest animal ever, can't - and it's not due to a lack of proper physical apparatus - give an animal human vocal equipment (or an electronic version of one), and they still won't be able to speak.

      I can imagine a case of someone so retarded that some animals would be "smarter" and yet the human can speak and the animal can not. Smarter can defined as, for example, problem solving (eg: how to reach the food), puzzles, mazes, memory, etc.

      The implications of a "humanzee" is enough to keep philosophers and religious thinkers busy for quite a while.
      I'm a "religious thinker" and this didn't take long. The definition of human in Jewish law is the ability to speak. (In fact that's the name of the human soul: the "speaker".)
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    5. Re:it's a new age by Planesdragon · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Hopefully, atleast this will make people realize that animals should be given much the same right as humans

      "An animal may have rights when it asks for them."

      This may be a parahrased quote from a Supreme Court judge. If not, it's one that I'll wager they would agree with.

      When your ape signs "please let me vote for president, I care about ecological progress" as interepted by someone without bias, and it can then sign "yes, I swear and understand" in court, it'll be able to win rights in a rather simple court.

      But they can't. And so they don't have equal rights to humans.

      OTOH, it's entirely civilized to kill humans. It's all about WHEN and WHY that defines civlization, not the actual killing or lack thereof.

    6. Re:it's a new age by metlin · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I've a very different view of life - so you'll excuse me if I politely disagree with your perspective.

      I believe any and all life should be respected - I'm vegetarian, and I realize that I'm killing plants, too. Ideally, I'd like a world where we all ate fruits and other products where no life was harmed - eating an apple without killing the tree, harvesting products without harming the plants. But that is quite impractical, or rather, we humans either are not civilized enough or we do not care enough to accord respect to any and all life.

      But I can only hope that in the future, we can artifically generate food in a way without harming any life or at the very least realize learn and respect life, immaterial of the fact whether it fits in with our narrow-minded version of intelligence and sentience.

    7. Re:it's a new age by tasidar · · Score: 3, Insightful
      I'm a "religious thinker" and this didn't take long. The definition of human in Jewish law is the ability to speak. (In fact that's the name of the human soul: the "speaker".)

      Can't dolphins speak? Based on your definition, if you correct their physical limitations, they should be able to learn a human tongue.
      Of course their language model is different than ours.

    8. Re:it's a new age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "Even the most retarded person you'll ever meet can speak. And the smartest animal ever, can't - and it's not due to a lack of proper physical apparatus - give an animal human vocal equipment (or an electronic version of one), and they still won't be able to speak."

      One word "PARROTS" http://www.crab.rutgers.edu/~goertzel/birdbrain.ht m/

    9. Re:it's a new age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about non-spoken communication?

      I can sure as hell tell you my dog can communicate. Better than some of my coworkers. He just has a real limited set of desires.

      What about people with damage to Broca's area in the brain? They are unable to produce speech, but can comprehend it perfectly.

      Where is that different than my dog? I can tell him "Go downstairs" and he will "shrug" and go downstairs.

    10. Re:it's a new age by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Speaking is just a mechanisim to communicate. It just so happens that we "evolved" a way of communicating by modulating and receiving gas pressure waves. What's so special about that.

      Whales and dolphins do the same except they use the ocean instead of the atmosphere as a transport media.

      In the field I have seen coyotes communication via vocalizations - does that give them soul status?

    11. Re:it's a new age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a "religious thinker" and this didn't take long. The definition of human in Jewish law is the ability to speak. (In fact that's the name of the human soul: the "speaker".)

      That definition is useless and crazy. You are going to treat a creature that has the mental capacity of a human as an animal but if a chicken can "talk" it's human?

      "The ability to speak does not make you intelligent."

    12. Re:it's a new age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There was a previous slashdot article on getting electricity from blood sugar... If you could only run that in reverse.

    13. Re:it's a new age by RsG · · Score: 4, Informative

      No offence, but that's simply nonsense. "Speach", as you define it, requires a human vocal arraignment. This means we need a dedicated section of the brain, highly specialized vocal chords, and a trachea/esophagus system that allows us to use it for speach. None of these features are in any way related to intelligence. We could engineer a creature or artificial intelligence that possessed greater cognitive capabilities than a typical human, yet lacked the ability to speak. How would you deal with a chimp granted supernormal intelligence by splicing it's brain tissue with the genetic material required for a human neocortex? It can't speak (chimps can learn sign language btw, but cannot physically speak), but it's mute becasue it lacks sophisticated vocal chords or a speach center. Conversely, programmers have written programs capable of simulating complex conversations with users, which, according to your narrow definition of personhood, should qualify as people provided they are equipped with audio.

      Personhood presently is defined as humanity. If we find or create intelligence that is not human, then we will need a new definition. I would much rather that criteria be based on something substantial, like complex independant reasoning, rather than something as specific and unrelated as speach. Yet that won't happen for some time, since we do not yet have an example of such intelligence, and when we get there, doubtlessly people will cling to the old human definition, and resist change on the basis of emotion or religion.

      As a side note, primates and cetacians (dolphins etc) have been shown to have language. In fact, there is a considerable body of evidence supporting the conclusion that dolphins "speak', using their sonar system. Chimps, as I've already mentioned, have shown that they can learn and intelligently use sign language. Defining speech as language, and using your definition of personhood, whould higher mammals such as these qualify? They can speak in a way, and they have demonstrable intellect. If we set a threshold for personhood based on speach, dolphins would qualify, at least. If we used a definiton based on human level intelligence, they would not (but neither would fetuses or the severly mentally disabled, which opens up a major political can of worms, not to mention an ethical debate of huge proportions). There is a valid ethical question here, and genetic engineering is only going to complicate it further. To quote someone whose name I've forgotton "For every complex question there is an answer that is simple, elegant and wrong."

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    14. Re:it's a new age by metlin · · Score: 1

      Gee, I was kidding. Chill :-)

    15. Re:it's a new age by dsanfte · · Score: 1

      I know, so was I. It's 1:30am and my english skills must be pretty bad though.

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    16. Re:it's a new age by metlin · · Score: 2, Funny

      Reminds me of something I once read here on Slashdot -


      > I hope you are also against experimenting on animals.
      >I really think my dog has more self awareness
      >than an embryo. So do chimps, lab rats, house flies...

      No. Because they are animals.
      My ancestors didn't spend millions of years
      to get to the top of the food chain so I could
      eat kelp.

    17. Re:it's a new age by dancingmad · · Score: 1

      Therin lies the problem I have with vegetarinsim - isn't it possible to respect something and to eat it? No, that's not the start to an off color joke; when I eat a burger, I'm thankful to the cow that gave up its life. Don't play with the food and don't waste it and the cow's life wasn't in vain. Certainly you can buy meat from farms that treat their animals with care and respect during their lives and then kill them in the most humane way possible. You'll live from it and then, eventually, your own body will go to to the ground and provide life to other organisims.

      Does eating a burger mean you hate cows? Or animal life?

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    18. Re:it's a new age by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Hopefully, atleast this will make people realize that animals should be given much the same right as humans

      Rights are not "given", they simply exist. They are a philosophical concept essentially limited to sentient beings. Rights only exist for those that are capable of respecting the rights of others. No animal, as yet, has demonstrated this capability. They do deserve our protection, but they cannot exercise rights.

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    19. Re:it's a new age by serutan · · Score: 1

      The whole "does it have a soul" crowd is going to get a rude awakening in the coming years, as the lines between human and non-human become fuzzier and fuzzier. The religious right definitely has a lot to fear from progress in genetics.

      And yes, I think we can use them to test drugs and clean out sewer lines, since we use humans to do such things now.

    20. Re:it's a new age by xstonedogx · · Score: 1

      Regarding human rights, I say humans first. Then we'll sort out the rest.

    21. Re:it's a new age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine...an entire Beowulf cluster of Humanzees!

    22. Re:it's a new age by aichpvee · · Score: 0

      Or another sign that there is no "rest of creation" since there was no creation in that sense at all.

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    23. Re:it's a new age by tftp · · Score: 1
      I'm a "religious thinker" and this didn't take long. The definition of human in Jewish law is the ability to speak.

      First, what would you make of telepathic species? They don't speak as far as you know. Ants don't speak, but they communicate chemically - this is an example of communication beyond our understanding. Dolphins speak ultrasound; whales speak infrasound; some fish speaks electrically.

      Second, apes can be taught human sign language, and they then can talk about simple matters. So do mute/deaf people. How such apes fit into your classification?

      Third, as someone already mentioned, parrots speak. Even my radio speaks. They do it mechanically, but they nevertheless do it. Do they have souls, whatever that means?

      IMO, the definition of a human will be getting more and more fuzzy as humanity migrates to other planets. This is a popular subject in SciFi.

    24. Re:it's a new age by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      (In fact that's the name of the human soul: the "speaker".)

      I'd just like to point out that soul literally means "breather" not "speaker". And that if you really want to get serious about "soul" and what it means you need to take into account that in the hebrew language the term is applied to all living breathing creatures on earth. Of course most people's bibles that are translated into English doesn't use the term soul every time it's written in hebrew, instead it's substituted with "life", "person", "creature", etc... here's a few pointer scriptures to look into if someone wants to see how the term soul is really applied in the scriptures. Far from some mystical energy force inside one's body, it simply means a living fleshly being.

      Gen.1:20 (First use of soul, applied to fish)
      Gen.1:24 (Soul applied to animals on the earth)
      Gen.2:7 (Adam becomes a "living soul")
      Nu. 6:6 (A nazarite may not touch a "dead soul" meaning a dead body)

      Now I know in most bibles you'll see "creature" and "dead body" instead of soul, but if you're curious enough to look up the actual word in hebrew you'll see nephesh which is "soul". So in the context of the current discussion about "manimals" or whatever you want to call a chimera... no it does not HAVE a soul... but in that sense neither do humans, they ARE souls just as we are, and every other living creature on earth. If you want some criteria for what makes us human and them not... you'll have to chose another word to use for a litmus test sorry.

      -Don.

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    25. Re:it's a new age by Flaming+Foobar · · Score: 1
      OTOH, it's entirely civilized to kill humans. It's all about WHEN and WHY that defines civlization, not the actual killing or lack thereof.

      That's actually just the American line of thinking. The rest 95 % of the world mostly disagree.

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    26. Re:it's a new age by mark-t · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you realized this or not, but human beings (as well as numerous other creatures on the planet) are _biologically_ omnivores. That means that we evolved to eat both plant _and_ animal. What you choose to do for yourself is one thing, but to suggest that the entire human race would somehow be better of if we ignore this fact and concentrate on only one is foolheardy at best. Nature has been doing this a heck of a lot longer than either you or I, and I'd be more inclined to follow the direction that evolution chose over a hundred thousand years before the first human being ever came up with the idea that killing animals might somehow be morally "wrong".

    27. Re:it's a new age by metlin · · Score: 1

      Okay, my post was supposed to be funny.

      It was modded as such, and then was modded interesting. Chill, I was kidding - do read my other responses to the replies given.

    28. Re:it's a new age by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      This article really isn't talking about creating new critters, it's talking about injecting human cells into other creatures and seeing how they grow. A far cry from humanzees, which gives the idea of a half chimp, half human animal, rather than a chimp with human cells in it. The thing would still have 100 chimp dna in the chimp cells, and 100% human dna in the human cells. It's not a cross over, it's a mix.

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    29. Re:it's a new age by schtum · · Score: 1

      I take it you assumed he meant capital punishment. I am an American, I am against the death penalty, and I am in favor of euthanasia. Does your 95% disagree with me now?

      Or maybe you assumed war. You won't find me defending the current war in Iraq, but I'm sure even you could think of at least one war in history that was worth fighting, even (or especially) if your country didn't start it. Or do 95% advocate immediate surrender if their country is invaded?

      I don't know why I'm giving you the benefit of a response. I have mod points, I should have just modded you flamebait and been done with it.

    30. Re:it's a new age by snake_dad · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Give a million of them a keyboard and they can write Linux. Eventually.

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    31. Re:it's a new age by MegaHamsterX · · Score: 1

      Are your eyes brown, as you certainly are full of shit, please back your numbers with something.

      Should I have just made the comment that this is yet another thing americans like to take credit for yet upper slobobia is actually the inventor of war.

    32. Re:it's a new age by G-funk · · Score: 1

      So I suppose it's asking for too much to hope that we'll grow civilized enough not to kill any animals.

      It sure is. I like steak.

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    33. Re:it's a new age by mark-t · · Score: 2, Funny
      Does eating a burger mean you hate cows?
      Not at all. I love cows. Especially well done on a barbeque grill.
    34. Re:it's a new age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The implications of a "humanzee" is enough to keep philosophers and religious thinkers busy for quite a while.

      The implications of a society that would inflict such profound suffering on another person is enough to keep everyone thinking for a while.

      Just another humbling experience for those who think humans are something special apart from the rest of creation.

      I wonder if the scientists and businessmen who are so obsessed with their own egos will look into the eyes of the beings they are making to suffer and recognize the magnitude of the evil they are bringing about.

    35. Re:it's a new age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Delicious cooking is, roughly speaking, the best way to respect a higher-order animal.

      Thus the traditional fascination with bacon grease. Not only is bacon tasty, it can be further propagated to make other food tasty. Try stir-frying chicken and broccoli in it.

    36. Re:it's a new age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Speaking is just a mechanisim to communicate.

      Oh, so it's not all that remarkable. Thanks.

      In the field I have seen coyotes communication via vocalizations

      Well, good for them. When the coyotes set up a University, then we'll agree human language isn't all that special.

    37. Re:it's a new age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The religious right definitely has a lot to fear from progress in genetics.

      So do the people geneticists are experimenting on.

    38. Re:it's a new age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That just sounds really creepy.

    39. Re:it's a new age by metlin · · Score: 1


      Oh wait until you hear what I have to say about mature old women.

    40. Re:it's a new age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      You are going to have to change your fundamentals slightly.

      Life is an arbitrary definition that matches an innate idea. Technically speaking, viruses are not alive. The division between life and nonlife is completely arbitrary. We have only a vague notion of complexity and sustainability to guide us.

      That in mind, for you to live with anything approaching a reasonable metabolism you will have to destroy some amount of life in the process. You cannot stop that, you can only attempt to minimize it.

    41. Re:it's a new age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      As a side note, primates and cetacians (dolphins etc) have been shown to have language. In fact, there is a considerable body of evidence supporting the conclusion that dolphins "speak', using their sonar system.


      I've read somebody rather beautifully speculate that this means dolphins generate images for each other which are picked up by the sonar. That would lump us in the, not very poetic, dull way of comunicating category.

    42. Re:it's a new age by mobby_6kl · · Score: 1

      Some people already replied with disagreement, but support your point and add this:
      Righs come together with responsobility. You can't get one without the other, and I'm afraid animals aren't as good as this as some of the least responsible humans.

    43. Re:it's a new age by abelsson · · Score: 1

      Ah, but who said war was civilized? Necessary it may sometimes be, but civilized it's not.

    44. Re:it's a new age by RsG · · Score: 1

      Yes, I've heard that too. The writer (might've been Sagan) explaining the idea used the analogy of "sonar onomatapia", like children calling a dog a bow-wow. As I understand it, they might send the sonar reflection of a shark in order to say "shark". While I think it's an interesting idea, it seems a bit far fetched.

      Regardless, dolphins and other marine mammals clearly communicate to some degree, and have a high order intelligence. I tend to favour animal rights for higher mammals (rights awarded on the basis of intelligence, higher rights for higher intellect) since I beleive that our brains are the only thing that make us special (I'm not religious, and in any case a "soul" is not a quantifyable measure). Speach to me shows evidence of intelligence, but is of no value in itself; an animal that can commumicate is not the same as a person, unless it can be proved that said animal is as intelligent. So I would tend to argue that the rights of a hypothetical "chimera" be based on how intelligent we've made it, not how much of our DNA we've given it, or whether it can speak.

      Oh, and for the record, since I touched on the subject in my original post, I'm relatively OK with euthanasia for brain dead vegetables, and abortion, as long as no brain activity is present in the neocortex. Ideally the law should extend rights and protections to any human who can think, and any animal that shows it can as well. However the rights in question must reflect the reality of the situation; arguing that it's unethical to do experiments on lab rats is bullshit, as is opposition to stem cell research, at least from my point of view. YMMV of course.

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    45. Re:it's a new age by blackpaw · · Score: 1

      Wrong on both counts - there are many intellectualy disabled people who can't speak and animals do communicate, with a vocabulary - just not ours.

    46. Re:it's a new age by blackpaw · · Score: 1
      Wrong on both counts - there are many intellectualy disabled people who can't speak - thats due to mental limitations, not physical disabilites.

      animals do communicate, with a vocabulary - just not ours, see recent studies on dog communications

      http://www.interspecies.com/pages/who.html

      http://www.sciencenews.org/articles/20040612/fob2. asp

      I'm a "religious thinker" and this didn't take long

      I think we've discovered the cause of your problem.

    47. Re:it's a new age by burdalane · · Score: 1
      Does a human even have a soul? Humans certainly have rights, but should we call them human rights or just the rights of an intelligent sentient species?

      In the long run it would be better to make robots to clean out clogged sewer lines. Why make a living being work when you can make a robot work?

    48. Re:it's a new age by blackpaw · · Score: 1

      Oopss - sorry, wrong reply above

    49. Re:it's a new age by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      to suggest that the entire human race would somehow be better of if we ignore this fact and concentrate on only one is foolheardy at best.

      It's not at all foolhardy. We now have a world population of almost 6.5 billion. That's a lot. Now to get 1lb of steak, I think a cow eats close to 100lb of grain. That's hugely inefficient.

      If everyone in the world ate according to US standards, we'd need a couple more Earths to grow the food.

      Aside from that, vegetarians are shown to live longer, suffer less from obesity and just generally have fewer health problems than meat eaters.

      Foolhardy, eh?

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    50. Re:it's a new age by ForestGrump · · Score: 1

      alright, since we're friends i'll try being a troll here.

      Alright, so what I recommend you do is get a PV cell, some co2 and some water. make your own glucose and live off of that.

      Take a suppliment pill once a day. Have a nice non-killing life.

      Grump

      PS Please don't kill mother earth to acquire your PV cell.

      ok, on a serious note. Are animals and humans the same? Can they be treated the same?

      I believe food is food, life is life. Humans putting humans at a higher priority than say, dogs is a justifiable thing. and frankly, we sometimes put too much emphasis on a human life.

      I used to have a german shep/rot mix. When he was 8 years old, he became diabetic. Inuslin and foot nurished him back to health for a few years.

      Now we have to question. Could he have recieved better care and lived more than 5 years? Maybe. But you have to understand. Caring for an old person/dog is a difficult task. Go to an emergency room/nursing home and you will understand. those who can't care for themselves demand care from others. And those providing the care will do the best they can within reason.

      What I mean is that I drew a balance between care and my life. I did not let a sick dog take over my life. When he first became diabetic, I was in high school at the time. I would shoot him up before I left, and shoot him up at night when I fed him. Did I go out with friends? yes. Mom refused to deal with needles, and Dad made it clear that he would pay for medical supplies, but it was MY RESPONSIBILITY to care for him.

      When college came around, the responsibility fell on Dad to do it, but it automatically became my responsibility.

      I decided that I would call it quits when he no longer could hold his own "digniity". What i mean is that if he was unable to walk, or if his health took a turn for the worse and he was in a misseralb condition. It would be time for euthanisia.

      So how does this relate to humans? Well I belive that humans should also have the option of euthanasia. Because humans can directly communicate their feelings/desires to other humans, they are able to dictate when they die.

      For example, if you had terminal cancer. In the early stages of the caner, you could dictate that you wanted to die with a conscious state of mind. So you would be able to talk with your family/loved ones during your last moments; instead of being in a death bed loaded on drugs and not having a functioning mind.

      just a thought, had a uncle who died of lungh cancer a few years ago.

      my rant is done, its 4:19am. time to nap.

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    51. Re:it's a new age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is funny to see that when someone brings in the real arguments, the criticasters shut up. You don't have to be an economics expert to understand that if everyone was a vegetarian the world food problem would be non-existant. Yes, I'm a proud and healty vegetarian.

    52. Re:it's a new age by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Nice. Demeaning followed by an entire field of straw. Try some study.

    53. Re:it's a new age by Sebastian+Jansson · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "An animal may have rights when it asks for them."

      This may be a parahrased quote from a Supreme Court judge. If not, it's one that I'll wager they would agree with.

      When your ape signs "please let me vote for president, I care about ecological progress" as interepted by someone without bias, and it can then sign "yes, I swear and understand" in court, it'll be able to win rights in a rather simple court.

      But they can't. And so they don't have equal rights to humans.


      Then comes te question: Do children have rights? Do mentally ill people have rights? Do people that can't communicate have rights?

      I don't thinks it's that simple, yes the right to vote maybe can be associated with the ability to communicate(hard to vote if you can't), but the right to live and the right to not be physically abused shouldn't.

      Rights isn't an easy topic, it's much affected by peoples feelings. I think animals should have rights, if not the kind of rights an human have.

    54. Re:it's a new age by jandersen · · Score: 1

      'When your ape signs "please let me vote for president, I care about ecological progress"' - you say.

      Does that mean that the substantial number of illiterates in USA should not have human rights? Ah, you said 'ape' - but then what is man other than a species of ape, when it comes to it?

      Besides, speaking of apes and presidents; well let's not go there, shall we? Just for a moment I actually read it as 'When your ape runs for president...'

    55. Re:it's a new age by Iffy+Bonzoolie · · Score: 1

      An anonymous reader sends in this piece about chimeras - not the ones with a THAC0 of 11 [...]

      The implications of a "humanzee" is enough to keep philosophers and religious thinkers busy for quite a while.

      And as we look forward to a real world actually populated with creatures of our own devising, we look back to primitive role-playing technologies such as THAC0. Please people, check out the 3.5 edition D&D system. It doesn't suck. Gone are oddities like negative AC and convoluted "multiclass" and "splitclass" shenanigans. These pre-3rd Ed. D&D references make me sad.

      -If

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    56. Re:it's a new age by Ed+Avis · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Now to get 1lb of steak, I think a cow eats close to 100lb of grain. That's hugely inefficient.

      Yes, and that inefficiency is reflected in the high price you pay for steak. If you ate foods that required fewer resources, they would be cheaper and you would have more money to spend on other things. The cost of producing whatever you choose to buy instead will be rougly equal to the cost of growing 100lb of grain and feeding it to cattle. The cost may not come from land usage but from other resources which are equally scarce - for example, people's time. A hand-knitted jumper is 'inefficient' by some measure compared to mass-producted clothing, but many people still prefer to pay the high price needed (forgoing other things) to get something they'll enjoy more.

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    57. Re:it's a new age by incom · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, when you have a mechanism designed to remove rights, it becomes a slippery slope. I'd rather things work in one direction, safer that way.

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    58. Re:it's a new age by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      You're offering up the market cost of meat products as a check on its inefficiency?

      You've just illustrated my point. A shift to vegetarian diets would free up more resource for other things because a vegetarian society makes better use of its environment. Less (much less) land would be consumed as farmland, less resources would be devoted to it as we would stop at the point of grain production instead of that just being an intial step in cattle farming and there would be considerably less environmental damage. I can expand on the environmental damage if you like. The world cannot sustain its people were they all to live on a the typical US diet. It's not a question of market forces. There aren't such resources.

      Even today, the US meat industry is straining to satisfy demand in all sorts of damaging ways. For example, in order to produce the quantity of beef desired, cattle are no longer fed on hay and grass which is their natural diet, but on grain. This, in combination with massive quantities of hormones (so massive that the EU still wouldn not accept US beef) causes cattle to grow much faster. The downside is that such a rich diet would kill three quarters of the cattle with liver abcesses. The solution is to dose them with macro doses of antibiotics. I'm sure you're aware of the increase of antibiotic resistant bacteria and the health problems they cause. This practice is one of the major reasons.

      You should also consider some of the other costs of a meat consuming society. For example, lower rates of cancer, lower rates of diabetes, congestive heart failure and others. Each of these has a knock on effect on the rest of society.

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    59. Re:it's a new age by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      Of course a shift to vegetarian diets would free resources for other things. So would a shift to riding bicycles instead of driving cars, or a shift to living in small one-room apartments instead of houses. Indeed, if you live in a large house, you are taking more than your fair share of land. But you must pay for it.

      Of course the world can't sustain everyone eating a US-style diet, nor could it sustain everyone driving the kind of automobile common in the US or using the same amount of fresh water every day as the average American. The more important question is whether the US can sustain it. Americans are lucky to have large areas of land for growing grain and rearing cattle; why shouldn't they enjoy what they have?

      You make a good point about environmental damage though, I accept that most of the pollution caused by beef production is not reflected in the price.

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    60. Re:it's a new age by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      I believe any and all life should be respected

      And yet you think that I don't. How odd.

      The term you're looking for is "treasured almost equally", not "respected." Animistic tribes respected animal life more than you or I, and yet they still ate them.

      But I can only hope that in the future, we can artifically generate food in a way without harming any life

      Any "artificial" food source would qualify as life -- in fact, by the measure of "kill no living thing", you're not allowed to drink cold medicine.

      fact whether it fits in with our narrow-minded version of intelligence and sentience

      Communication is a rather good way to measure intelligence. Sure, that old tree MIGHT be able to do fractal equations in its head and compose epic ballads, but if there's not way for us to know that, then it's unreasonable for us not to treat it like a free-growing wood pile.

      I differ with your position, but it's a free country, so we can have different positions on just about anything. However, the terms you're using to defend your position are simply wrong.

    61. Re:it's a new age by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      The rest 95 % of the world mostly disagree.

      No. They just have a different meter.

      "During warfare" and "in defense of a life by an officer of the law as a last resort" are still legal killings EVERYWHERE.

      Oh, and the world is ~6.3 billion. The USA is ~295 million, and Europe is only ~482 million.

      We're 4.6% of the world, you're 7.7%. The other 87.7% agree more with us (government can execute) than disagree (government cannot execute.)

    62. Re:it's a new age by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      The more important question is whether the US can sustain it.

      An interesting question. For the US to be able to sustain such a lifestyle three things will be required. Firstly, that population remains stable. That's inclusive of all imigration. Secondly, that environmental damage can be sustained. Thirdly, that ways of preventing the outflux of capital to other countries are taken.

      For the second point, a lot of rain forest is destroyed ever year to make way for cattle farming, to provide cheap beef to the US, China and Russia. As the ground does not replenish (due to soil erosion and nutrient depletion) this is an onging process. The estimate I heard was 200' per 1lb of steak, but it's the principle that's important. A valuable resource is being used up.

      Regarding the third point - unfortunately for the non-business investing americans, the wealthy don't seem to be too concerned with keeping industry local. Which means that the global food market will make meat less financially viable for american citizens.

      Anyway, my sole point was that a vegetarian society is more efficient. The question of whether the citizens of the US want to or can continue to tolerate that inefficiency in exchange for their burgers is something else entirely.

      Incidentally - link . Recommend it!

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    63. Re:it's a new age by CODiNE · · Score: 1

      Primate sign language is not as advanced as we're lead to believe... they often "babble" and the handlers pick and chose words that fit the interpretation they are trying to deliver... and ignore the nonsense words. http://www.straightdope.com/columns/030328.html/ Mentions some of this. I've talked to some deaf people who have met Koko and tried to communicate and unless you're engaged in some serious wishful thinking it does NOT use sign language in any sense more than a parrot uses english when it says "Polly wants a cracker." So yes it uses a Pavlov response and knows that certain gestures will get it certain things, much as a dog can be taught to sit, roll over and beg. It's hardly language. I like the "nipple is a rhyme for people" bit in that straight dope account of Koko's internet chat adventure. :-)

      -Don.

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    64. Re:it's a new age by t482 · · Score: 1

      In theory that might be true - but due to all the government subsidies from developed countries around the world that isn't necessarily true. For example BSE comes from feeding cows - cow meat. Farmers have limited this process - but still pump cows up with steroids and protein pellets.

    65. Re:it's a new age by CodeWanker · · Score: 1

      Actually, there might have been a humanzee in the past. You can read about it (and some of the ethical implications) here. And before anyone asks, actually, I DO trust The Rotten Library more than Wikipedia.

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    66. Re:it's a new age by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      Delicious cooking is, roughly speaking, the best way to respect a higher-order animal.

      Finally, a reason to respect George W. Bush.

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    67. Re:it's a new age by heptapod · · Score: 1

      Just wait for first contact with an alien race. It'll be funny to see them question if we have souls as much as we question if they have souls.

    68. Re:it's a new age by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      Civilized behaviours are a (thin, many would argue) overlay on the behaviours that nature imbues into humanity. For instance, (most of us) don't generally use force to subdue the nearest female when we're horny. Instead, we court them and accept rejection if that is what she chooses. This is not a "natural" behaviour; it is a social behaviour that has developed quite recently in evolutionary terms.

      It is also not particularly smart behaviour, in terms of quality evolution of your line; your best offspring will be the result of breeding with the best female you encounter. With the current set of behaviours, generally speaking, you can't have your choice, because she's almost certainly not going to say "yes." Still, we maintain the new social behaviour, because there are other perceived advantages and pressures. Similarly, we aren't killing off (or allowing to be killed) the really stupid humans these days, and that reduces the upwards pressure on intelligence. I suggest that the mostly negative consequences of this are already visible; specifically, there sure are a lot of not very bright people wandering around. They survive to breed, and then they get on the Jerry Springer show.

      This relates to the biological requirement for meat thusly: We may be able to create meat production that doesn't involve an animal - brain, feelings and so forth. Eventually. There may even be some benefit to this, nutritionally speaking. If and when that comes to pass, perhaps we'll feel we can afford the (IMHO) more sophisticated outlook that it isn't acceptable to make animals our victims. Just as we currently feel we can afford to treat females as if they were just as physically powerful an individual as a male. Animals would not have the ability to stop us from killing them for food, but society as a group does.

      My observation is that many social behaviours that people are quite passionate about are very recent and it becomes quite difficult to justify them in terms of being "natural" or "inherent." You have to go to a much higher lever to get the job done. So when you talk about eating animals because "that's the way it's always been" I don't think you can make the argument on that case alone.

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    69. Re:it's a new age by TyrranzzX · · Score: 1

      Well, IMHO, the bible says we were given dominion over all that was on earth. That doesn't mean we should kill animals whenever we want; we are still entirely dependant on the ecosystem for our survival.

      The idea of animal rights isn't new. Infact, it's real, real old, just look back at what the american indians did when they slaughtered a bear for meat; they thanked the beast as a sign of respect and didn't waste a single part of it. You never saw an american indian doing cruel shit to an animal, I'v never even heard a story. Animal rights itself has, really, 2 different parts to it. First, balancing the treatment of harvested, farmed, and research animals with our needs, and second, managing their habitat.

      The treatment of animals should be unconditionally everything a human is given at birth as a basic human right, with the exception that we need to kill them for food, and with the exception that sometimes it is far to expensive to fix an animals bodies inwhich point they should at least be given the respect of a bullet to the head to put them out of their misery. You'll find that doing things such as putting them in feedlots or treating them badly will ultimatly lead to us getting our butts whupped.

      Research and farming ultimatly rewards us as well as the animals; they get a save environment to stay in, they get to mate, and they get free food and water in trade for us slaughtering them at the end or middle of their prime. Research helps us understand diseases in both animals and humans, and will one day lead to cures for both of us. It can't happen without research, and since we're the dominant ones, we sure as hell aren't going to be killing eachother. Is it cruel? Yea, it is, but it's necissary. So long as projects are not overly wasteful, as in, we're going to have a control group of 150 monkies, and another group of 500 monkies we're going to infect with anthrax to see what it does to them, then it's definatly justified.

      As far as their habitat goes, heh, I'm not quite sure how that one works out myself. You can't tell people in africa to stop killing elephants to get at their ivory when not doing so will force them to starve. The best that can be done is to save what we can in large forest preserves with legislation and stop urban sprawl from reaching outward and conquering everything that is nature. We can always build down and up you know, event hough it is more expensive.

      As for when an animal can have rights to a human level, well, that again has 2 parts; it's got to have the intelligence to understand what those rights are, and the ability to survive independant of our society (weither or not that's in a forest, or in a city). If it has intelligence, we are no longer dominant over this animal or being unless it is dependant on us for it's survival. Evolution will stipulate when an animal will reach, if it will reach, a state of consciousness and awareness a human has, and if one does, I'd highly reccomend giving it rights and letting it participate in our society; it'll both benefit them as well as us.

    70. Re:it's a new age by peter+hoffman · · Score: 1

      A better approach is to reduce the number of people in the world. The improvement is directly proportional in all areas (assuming constant lifestyles): half as many people eat half as much food, consume half the energy, and pollute half as much.

      Switching everyone to vegetarianism simply forestalls the inevitable. At some point the population of the Earth will exceed the Earth's capacity to produce food and to dissapate/process pollution.

      The population has more than doubled (~110% increase) since I was born and it is projected to double again in approximately the same period to 8.9 billion in 2050. Given the increasing demands on fixed resources (especially energy), life between now and then is going to be marked by more frequent, violent, and ubiquitous wars.

      An immediate global and equitable program to reduce the Earth's population to some much smaller number (probably well below 1 billion?) is the sustainable solution. Given the absence of international will to accomplish this, nature will take its course. War, famine, and disease (is AIDS a precursor?) will trim the population; perhaps apocalyptically.

    71. Re:it's a new age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The implications of a "humanzee" is enough to keep philosophers and religious thinkers busy for quite a while.

      Yeah - them and the pimps.

    72. Re:it's a new age by peter+hoffman · · Score: 1

      Many species engage in courtship behavior and copulation only occurs when the female indicates her willingness. Of course, rape occurs in many species as well. The point is, civilization is not involved and courtship is not something that developed recently.

    73. Re:it's a new age by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Given the absence of international will to accomplish this, nature will take its course.

      Strictly without implying any concious intention on the part of nature - it already does have an answer. The birthrate has been falling slowly but steadily throughout the developed West and sociologist place the cause quite firmly as increasing affluence and education. So if you'd like to reduce the world birth rate then the West should be encouraged to spread education and development through as many third world countries as possible as urgently as possible.

      Quite simply put however, the greater proportion of the human race that are vegetarian, the higher you can set this sustainable limit. This goes for expanding life out to Mars or elsewhere. It'll only be vegetarians headed for the stars. ;)

      And aside from all this discussion of resource consumption - people who care about animal welfare tend to care about preventing wars, alleviating famines, and anything else that stops needless suffering. A planet full of vegetarians-by-choice would be a slightly more pleasant place to live I think.

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    74. Re:it's a new age by Smurf · · Score: 1
      Oh, but continue reading the article you linked to (another link here because there's a stray / in yours):

      Terrace's work was a major blow to talking-ape proponents. But their case started looking stronger in 1990, when researcher Emily Sue Savage-Rumbaugh of Georgia State University presented evidence of language development in a bonobo chimp named Kanzi. One of the more telling complaints made about gorillas like Koko who communicated via sign language was that they often babbled, producing long, apparently meaningless strings of signs. Their handlers would then pluck a few lucky hits from the noise and declare that communication had occurred. Savage-Rumbaugh got around this problem by teaching Kanzi to point to printed symbols on a keyboard, a less ambiguous approach. She claimed that the ape demonstrated a rough grasp of grammar using this system. What's more, when presented with 653 sentences making requests using novel word combinations, Kanzi responded correctly 72 percent of the time--supposedly comparable to what a human child can do at two and a half years old. (Emphasis mine)

      That reminds me of a program I saw around four years ago on TV. There was an ape, (I think it was a gorilla so it wasn't Kanzi, but I think it wasn't Koko either--sorry for the fuzziness of my memory), who had been trained to communicate using a board with buttons with weird, randomly selected, symbols on them. When the ape pressed a button, a word or extremely short phrase would be produced by a computer connected to the board. The ape learned to combine those words into sentences. She (I think it was a female) developed a very crude grammar of her own, but of course she didn't produce deep philosophical thoughts (neither can an average three-year-old human, anyway).

      Maybe the most interesting part was that they could switch the buttons around, and the ape would still produce phrases. And the most amazing thing: they switched the words corresponding to each button, and after some time the ape learned the new symbols, showing that she was actually aware that the important part of their language was not the symbols but the sounds.

      That program really shocked me. I tried to google for links to this ape, but instead got these to Kanzi and another chimp called Lana:
      http://www.gsu.edu/~wwwlrc/biographies/kanzi.html
      http://www.gsu.edu/~wwwlrc/biographies/lana.html
      http://www.gsu.edu/~wwwlrc/biographies/apebiograph ies.html
      Lana kind of fits my description, but she's a chimpanzee and slightly old (DOB: 10/7/1970), I think the ape I saw was a teenager. (My memory stinks anyway, don't rely on my word.)
    75. Re:it's a new age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      but the more likely possibility is that we will create slaves.

      We live in an age where fundamentalists are doing their best to stop all forms of genetic research.
      We live in an age where animal activists have killed scientists for their research, and bombed laboratories.

      Don't worry - we'll never get to the stage where this will be a problem. There are huge swathes of crazy people in the population, and they are making their voices heard.

      (Note - I don't condone the idea of a humanzee as such. But I am angry that valid and incredibly useful science is being blocked every day.)

    76. Re:it's a new age by peter+hoffman · · Score: 1

      There is an issue as to how quickly developing nations can be Westernized and whether those nations will be destroyed in the process. Westernization is often perceived as U.S. imperialism which is violently resisted.

      Also, the decline in reproductive rate to Western levels takes several generations after Westernization takes place. It will take much longer than that to Westernize those nations. As a result, their birth rates will not begin to decline for at least 80 years.

      In the meantime, while the Westernization process happens, but before population reduction occurs, there is a spike in consumption. If that spike exceeds a certain threshhold the catastrophic failure of the system will occur.

      I agree the vegetarianism would reduce the load and is a measure that should be encouraged. However, most of the people I know who have tried vegetarianism (myself included) have left it as not very satisfying. People like what they are used to and are very picky about changing. As a matter of fact, some people will starve to death in the presence of nutritious food that is too strange.

      The promotion of vegetarianism also needs to be carefully distanced from groups like PETA. It would be best if vegetarianism were promoted as a set of recipes, which happen to be vegetarian, that become popular rather than promoting the entire lifestyle.

      I am curious to know if there have been any famous explorers, conquerors, or inventors who were vegetarian? My hypothesis is that vegetarians are not sufficiently aggressive personality types (focussing instead on nurturing and the elimination of suffering) to push back frontiers which often requires a person with a somewhat brutal "I don't care whose toes I step on" point of view.

    77. Re:it's a new age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For every animal you don't eat, I WILL EAT THREE!

    78. Re:it's a new age by metlin · · Score: 1

      Hey dude, I was just joking with that whole thing :-)

      While I'm indeed a vegetarian, that post was quite troll-ish. I would agree with you that we humans do indeed place a higher value on life, whether or not this is justified - I do not know. Must be part of the whole civilization thingy.

      And I do remember reading about your dog on your journal - right? Sorry about that!

      And I would agree with you, if I had a choice, I would choose Euthanesia, if I were to be sick with a terminal illness.

      You know, the ending of your post is funny -
      my rant is done, its 4:19am. time to nap.
      still looking for a wife...

    79. Re:it's a new age by metlin · · Score: 1


      Relax, I was just joking :) Trolling, rather.

    80. Re:it's a new age by n0tt00elite · · Score: 0

      No, but they certainly can run Windoze! Since Bill Gates == only known Humanzee

      --
      "Software is like sex, it's better when it's free." Linus Torvalds
    81. Re:it's a new age by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      ah.

      Try "but it's MURDER!" for a better effect.

      Damn troll. ;)

    82. Re:it's a new age by metlin · · Score: 1

      How much fun would that be? ;-) Just look at the number of responses that this has gotten.

      Warms ye heart 'un gladdens ye soul, me hearties! Besides, the best trolls are the ones that aren't obvious.

    83. Re:it's a new age by 0111+1110 · · Score: 1

      Many young children, victims of brain damage, and mentally retarded people could not pass that test either. Is "intelligence" really the only defining characteristic of human-ness?

      --
      Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave.
    84. Re:it's a new age by pVoid · · Score: 1
      "An animal may have rights when it asks for them."

      By that account: retards and comatose people should have no rights.

      And while we're at it, those pesky black slaves that were imported from Africa not so long ago, they shouldn't have rights either, they're just uncivilized barbarians who don't even know how to speak (english)!

      And then again, Parrots could be new citizens.

      It's all too simple to reduce the problem to that really. It reminds me of two things:

      First, Decartes' musings on how humans might as well just be robots. That we will have no proof ever that anyone except ourselves is conscious.

      Second, a quote (of a quote) from Ghost in The Shell 2 that goes like this:

      Sadness over a bird killed, but no sadness over a fish killed. Lucky are those with voices. - Saitou Ryokuu

      I hope you don't endorse what this Supreme Court Justice thinks or says.

    85. Re:it's a new age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which is why I choose to eat a mainly fish based diet, for health, wealth and practical reasons. A vegetarian diet is fine, though I find it to be a little lacking in, well, meat. I just love the taste.

    86. Re:it's a new age by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Then comes te question: Do children have rights? Do mentally ill people have rights? Do people that can't communicate have rights?

      Yes, yes, and yes.

      But in all three cases, not equal rights to normal healhty adult citizens. At the least, all three you mentioned have legal guardians.

      Animals do have "rights", but these are usually protected less as rights inherent to the animal and more as laws against cruel behavior.

    87. Re:it's a new age by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who cares about "humanzee". I want "goatzee"!

    88. Re:it's a new age by bareshiyth · · Score: 1

      "Just another humbling experience for those who think humans are something special apart from the rest of creation."

      Methinks you flatter yourself too much.

    89. Re:it's a new age by bareshiyth · · Score: 1

      A simple view of life, perhaps...

      'Tis true you're killing plants when you eat them. 'Tis also true you're killing life when you eat an apple, or any fruit ... there is, after all, the living progeny of the tree embedded in that apple. Seeds, after all, are a bit like babies abandonned on the church steps, wrapped in blankets and with a bottle tucked in ... though the tree "mother" has equipped her children with even more provision for their future. I guess, to enjoy the guilt-free convenience of murdering that poor tree's offspring that you migh enjoy life more, you have to pick up on the more modern definitions of life evolving out of the high courts and "pro-choice" crowd, and redefine life to exclude those seeds as mere "fetuses" and not life, and therefore unimportant.

      Another reasonable extension of the "protect & respect all life", and avoid imposing "our narrow minded [definitions] of intelligence and sentience", is that you should stop killing flies, give ants and roaches free run of your kitchen (that's compassion, isn't it!), not to mention, fleas and ticks and mosquitoes free access to your blood. They are hardly harming you, and absolutely need your blood to survive. Hmmm, noting the recent attempt to give fish & dolphins and such court standing, who is willing to make the same case for fleas and mosquitoes? Seems they should have a good class action case that we are denying them equal access and their equal rights to happiness and full tummies, etc...

      Like, come on... I'll pay more attention to you when I see you've thought this out better and get consistent across the board. Until then, I assume you're just like everyone, imposing those values and proscriptions for behavior that simply appeal to you and justify the way you want to live...

    90. Re:it's a new age by Muad'Dave · · Score: 1

      The fact that humanity must be earned (ie, creatures that look human may not necessarily be human)

      That's what the Bene Gesserit believe, remember?

      --
      Tiller's Rule: Never use a word in written form that you've only heard and never read. You will end up looking foolish.
    91. Re:it's a new age by bodan · · Score: 1
      Ideally, I'd like a world where we all ate fruits and other products where no life was harmed - eating an apple without killing the tree, harvesting products without harming the plants.

      Just for the sake of completeness, you understand, I'd like to know: how about harvesting products without harming animals or humans? Milk? Human black pudding? Placenta paté? Bukake fans will surely provide some other interesting dish ideas...

      As far as I know, the rational reason (pleonastic, I know, but the word reason is often abused) for being vegan (or vegetarian, I forget which is what) is not hurting living beings, as I'm quite sure our genetic heritage makes a balanced omnivore diet preferable. Any comments?

      --
      "I think I am a fallen star. I should wish on myself."
    92. Re:it's a new age by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1



      It may well be that there is a spike in consumption during "westernization." I'd be interested in seeing any demographics on this. But perhaps, in the same way that technology can be adopted by groups that didn't originate it themself, perhaps western lifestyles can be adopted by neighbouring groups - including some of those cultural traits that lower birth rate. I think you may find that the empowerment of women is really the key to it.

      Shame you found vegetarianism disatisfying. As with many other things, you need to go about it properly. It's no good just dropping something from your life and not filling the gap with anything. May I recommend this?

      On the subject of vegetarianism and aggression:

      My hypothesis is that vegetarians are not sufficiently aggressive personality types (focussing instead on nurturing and the elimination of suffering) to push back frontiers which often requires a person with a somewhat brutal "I don't care whose toes I step on" point of view.

      Well, there was always Hitler. On the opposite end of the scale you could consider Ghandi whose methods may have been "peaceful" but he was a classic aggressive personality type - enjoyed confrontation and demolishing his opponents verbally very much. I myself have been vegetarian all my life and most people find me quite pushy. My experience, if anything, is that those who choose to be vegetarian are making a break with tradition and other people's values. It helps to be a pioneering "I don't care whose toes I step on" type person to do that. If anecdotal experience is valid at all, then I've actually found the vegetarians I know to be more able to stand up for themselves than anything else.

      I can't help thinking of Ceasars lines in the play:
      "Yon Cassius has a lean and hungry look, such men as he are dangerous. Let me have men about me who are fat."

      It ain't the hamburger stuffing ones you have to worry about.

      --

      Aide-toi, le Ciel t'aidera - Jeanne D'Arc.
  12. Your party sets up camp for the night... by Signal_Noise · · Score: 0

    Suddenly, God rolls a 52 on the wandering monster table, and you are attacked by a mouse with human brain cells!

  13. See what's gonna happen... by cy_a253 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Now Weissman says he is thinking about making chimeric mice whose brains are 100 percent human.

    Wow. A super intelligent mouse. Aren't they afraid that mouse will then get a slow-witted sidekick and try to take over the world?

    1. Re:See what's gonna happen... by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Most people never did get it.. Pinky wasn't slow witted he was an idiot savant.. too wise to think he knew anything at all. There was one specific episode where Pinky modified one of Brain's inventions and that nearly allowed Brain to 'take over the world' but then he sabotaged it and the episode ended as usual..

      --
      A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
    2. Re:See what's gonna happen... by jd · · Score: 2, Funny

      Are you calling Tony Blair names again? :)

      --
      It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    3. Re:See what's gonna happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, I'm sure any problems with the experiment will be figured out if we apply the method to a moron who's stayed at the intellectual level of a child. Such a moron could become superintelligent in a few months, teach the investigators everything they never understood about their methods, and then slowly regress back to stupidity. Just imagine what an emotional rollercoaster ride the diary of such a person would read like.

    4. Re:See what's gonna happen... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You missed part of it too. Pinky was process oriented. If Brain ever succeeded, not only would Pinky no longer have what he enjoyed the most, but he recognized that his friend would no longer have "purpose" in life. Brain would have been stuck in "well-what-the-fuck-do-I-do-now???" mode as he doesn't really have the skills for actually running the world.

    5. Re:See what's gonna happen... by Sai+Babu · · Score: 1

      "Wow. A super intelligent mouse"

      Whoa! Aren't you making some assumptions here? Why would a mouse sized human brain be more intelligent than a human sized mouse brain?

  14. Blending Mice & Men? by RexDevious · · Score: 0, Troll

    Aw, I thought this was gonna be an article about us Democrats...

  15. Chimera? by Infinityis · · Score: 3, Funny

    First things first, they need more descriptive names. What's that mouse-like thing in the corner? A chimera. What's that pig in the pen? A chimera. And the sheep?

    Pretty soon some arcane naming convention will evolve, and a college-level genetic engineering will be much like organic chemistry with its names oxy-lacto-3-alpha-nano-5-methane.

    1. Re:Chimera? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      First things first, they need more descriptive names. What's that mouse-like thing in the corner? A chimera. What's that pig in the pen? A chimera. And the sheep?

      That's why we'll turn to both Myths and RPGs... Creatures like minotaurs, orcs, goblins, etc

    2. Re:Chimera? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Chimera isn't intended as a name for these creations or anything like that. It's a technical definition which basically means it's made from the tissues of different animals.

      Give the creature whatever name you want, but if it's made like this by mixing and matching tissues from different (or new) animals, it's a chimera.

      That's (kinda) like saying virus isn't a descriptive enough name... well no, it's not, but then the word virus isn't intended to describe each and every variation in that category...

    3. Re:Chimera? by arcanumas · · Score: 1

      Chimera is a creature in Greek mythology (well i am Greek so...).
      It is a creature with the head of a lion, the body of a dragon, and the hind legs of a goat.
      It was killed by velerefontis (you my have a different translation of the name, i translate from Greek) rinding on his horse, the Pegasus.
      So i think it is aptly named.

      --
      Slashdot Sig. version 0.1alpha. Use at your own risk.
  16. sounds good to me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If we have a few of these mice men around, suddenly some of us geeks are lookin a whole lot better

    1. Re:sounds good to me by khrtt · · Score: 1

      Yep. Size matters.

  17. Culture by Raindance · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In my opinion the "we should not do this" argument splits into three branches: it's dehumanizing for humans, we're opening pandora's box, and it's bad for the chimeras.

    I'll leave the first and second branch alone and focus on the third. These sorts of experiments probably put the chimeras through a great deal of hardship: we're creating organic systems which are not found in nature, and very probably have deep physiological problems.

    My grandparents' ranch bought a critter that was 3/8 buffalo, 1/8 cow, and 1/2 yak. It was a very messed up animal and walked around in a constant state of confusion- I would guess due to conflicting instincts and brain chemistry.

    I can only imagine what a mouse with human brain cells (mentioned in the article) would feel like- it'd almost certainly feel unwell, to say the least. Worse yet, how a non-human critter with human brain cells exposed to culture would feel like (and thus being smart enough to 1. know how messed up he is and 2. feel more dimensions of pain).

    We may be creating hell on earth for some of these critters. That's not very cool.

    RD

    1. Re:Culture by dsanfte · · Score: 0, Troll

      When the creature dies, all its memories of "hardship" stored in its neural net melt into the same pile of amino-acid goop. It's irrelevant.

      As for dehumanizing, I think we all need some humility forcibly smacked into us by reality now and then.

      --
      occultae nullus est respectus musicae - originally a Greek proverb
    2. Re:Culture by Jormundgandr · · Score: 2, Insightful

      This creature you speak of sounds like a crossbreed between very closely related species. These are not at all uncommon. I refer you to mules/hinnies. An animal that is basically 100% bovine IS going to wander aimlessly all day. This is normal.

      "I can only imagine what a mouse with human brain cells..." woah woah. Stop there. Yes, you can imagine that. Have fun with your excellent imagination. But the assertions you make based on your totally random subjective imagining, how can anyone take that seriously?

      REAL chimeric humans, the kind who start out as twins and fuse as embryos, NEVER EVER know about it until they get weird results on unrelated DNA tests. So based on FACTS that have been proven in studies, we can surmise that perhaps other chimeras wouldn't notice either.

      Now this is totally open to disproof, but its better than imagining something and going from there.

      Oh, and by the way, the structures you mention as unnatural are indeed found elsewhere in nature, in the species of their respective original owners, they are just moved over to another organism.

      --
      -sig removed for tax purposes-
    3. Re:Culture by nine-times · · Score: 1
      When the creature dies, all its memories of "hardship" stored in its neural net melt into the same pile of amino-acid goop. It's irrelevant.

      When you die, all your memories of "hardship" stored in your neural net melt into the same pile of amino-acid goop. How irrelevant would it be if we all tortured you?

    4. Re:Culture by corbettw · · Score: 1

      When you die, all your memories of "hardship" stored in your neural net melt into the same pile of amino-acid goop. How irrelevant would it be if we all tortured you?

      He's reading Slashdot. He's used to torture.

      --
      God invented whiskey so the Irish would not rule the world.
    5. Re:Culture by TummyX · · Score: 1


      and thus being smart enough to 1. know how messed up he is and 2. feel more dimensions of pain.


      So the animal will be a teenager (or a 5 - 40 year old geek) from day one?

    6. Re:Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How the fuck did that work? The cow/yak/buffalo thing. I was under the impression that mating a buffalo and a cow created a mule (referred to as a beefalo, at least colloquially.)

    7. Re:Culture by linzeal · · Score: 1
      Not very. Humans have been doing it to eachother continously throughout history. When he speaks it is from indifference not hatred or cruelty.

      Why can't we acknowledge the loss of good and evil? We did so for god. God no longer exists, neither should concepts of universal morality.

    8. Re:Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, a whole thread of trolls.

      Troll, troll, troll your boat...

    9. Re:Culture by Vthornheart · · Score: 1
      Aye, a very good point! If they were to develop the capacity to reason, then reason would lead them inevitably to discern the true nature of the state they were in: that is, that they were the products of an experiment, and are treated as base animals dispite having the intellectual prerequisites for being a part of "Humanity" (if you define Humanity as being those who have the ability to reason... which seems to make sense, given that we're the only ones right now.)

      That would indeed be a sad fate: to be given consciousness only to have that very state lead you to realize the inescapable hell you have been placed into.

      --
      -Vendal Thornheart
    10. Re:Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would know no different. There would be no adjustment to be made.

    11. Re:Culture by goldmeer · · Score: 1
      That would indeed be a sad fate: to be given consciousness only to have that very state lead you to realize the inescapable hell you have been placed into.

      And this differs from the "reality" that most people on this earth experience how, exactly?

      Truely depressing, now that I think about it some.

    12. Re:Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What a dumb thing to say. Just because SOME humans have been doing it throughout history does not mean that it's ok.

      You're just an idiot. People like you deserve to be rounded up and shot.

    13. Re:Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it went buffalo-> yak -> cow (assuming that buffalo + yak have fertile offspring, and that the yakalo can have any offspring at all with a cow). Or Yak -> cow -> buffalo.

    14. Re:Culture by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please, stop trying to be insightful.

      There's a difference between being a mouse with human social desires and being... some idiot who's depressed because he waxed philosphic.

      And what the hell is with "reality"? Most people experience reality just fine... what, you think someone has to be on acid to experience reality? All acid does is fuck up reality, not fix it. Anyone who thinks otherwise is just dumb.

    15. Re:Culture by Sai+Babu · · Score: 1

      "...imagine what a mouse with human brain cells (mentioned in the article) would feel like- it'd almost certainly feel unwell"

      Would you rather be feeling 'unwell' or not feeling at all?

      The mouse-human brain I imagine is walking around in a state of nirvana. Behind his little beady mouse eyes the mouse is laughing at us all because he KNOWs the true meaning of life.

      Your buffalo/yak/cow was walking around 'confused'? Did a smiling porpoise relate this information. Did he indicate confusion through bdy language? Facial expression? Hoofing in Morris's code? Maybe he couldn't make up his mind about dinner. "Hmmmm... alfafa hay or bermuda hay, i can't decide, i had sushi yesterday. which one is the low carb hay again?"

    16. Re:Culture by AchilleTalon · · Score: 1
      "I can only imagine what a mouse with human brain cells (mentioned in the article) would feel like- it'd almost certainly feel unwell, to say the least."

      It will just feel like Mickey Mouse?:

      But in any case, my cats will take care for bad feelings as long as the taste is not altered.

      --
      Achille Talon
      Hop!
    17. Re:Culture by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      I can only imagine what a mouse with human brain cells (mentioned in the article) would feel like- it'd almost certainly feel unwell, to say the least. Worse yet, how a non-human critter with human brain cells exposed to culture would feel like (and thus being smart enough to 1. know how messed up he is and 2. feel more dimensions of pain).

      Having human neuronal cells, in and of itself, doesn't confer intelligence. The mouse in question still has a brain the size of a thimble, which for all of its existence will receive mouse nerve signals, mouse biochemicals, mouse stimuli. Providing we can get human neuronal cells to locate and grow properly as a mouse brain, the mouse isn't going to feel or behave any differently than a conventional mouse.

      My grandparents' ranch bought a critter that was 3/8 buffalo, 1/8 cow, and 1/2 yak. It was a very messed up animal and walked around in a constant state of confusion- I would guess due to conflicting instincts and brain chemistry.

      With respect to the yak/buffalo/cow hybrid, that's entirely a different kettle of fish. All three species have 30 pairs of chromosomes. (For comparison, humans have 23 pairs, and mice have 20 pairs.) In the formation of sex cells, each gamete (sperm or egg) receives half of each pair of chromosomes; in cattle, that's 30 chromosomes. When an egg is fertilized, the matching chromosomes are reunited, giving an embryo with its full complement of 60 chromosomes again.

      This matching process will also work with two closely related species with the same number of chromosomes; the markers on the two sets of chromosomes are similar enough for them to pair properly. The result is that each cell within the resulting organism contains DNA from both parents--it will be 50% buffalo and 50% cow, for instance.

      These creatures are often infertile, since gamete formation tends to be very sensitive to altered DNA. Sometimes they are also sickly; each cell will produce proteins from both parents, and sometimes these chemicals don't get along well.

      Further crossing a 50/50 cow/buffalo with another buffalo will produce a 25/75 cow/buffalo offspring. One more cross, this time with a yak, will give the 3:1:4 ratio of buffalo:cow:yak that is described. At that point, each cell in the resulting offspring contains genes from all three original species. No wonder it wasn't happy--you're doing a lot of new biochemistry, and there are a lot of places for things to go subtly wrong.

      Now, back to our mouse/human chimera. Here, the cells in the mouse will all be 100% purebred. Each cell in the body will be pure mouse, each cell in the brain will be pure human. The only place to get screwed up there is in the chemical signalling between the two. Though that is certainly complex, it's worlds simpler than getting the machinery inside the cells to cooperate. (Besides--a mouse/human crossbreed is impossible without really heavy-duty engineering. The two species have different numbers of chromosomes.) To recap: chimeras are very different from crossbreeds.

      --
      ~Idarubicin
    18. Re:Culture by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      My grandparents' ranch bought a critter that was 3/8 buffalo, 1/8 cow, and 1/2 yak. It was a very messed up animal and walked around in a constant state of confusion- I would guess due to conflicting instincts and brain chemistry.

      Conflicting instincs???

      What instincs does a Yak have that would conflict with those of a cow?

      Maybe it was just lonely and disoriented. Feeling rejected by the normal cows...
      Great, now I'm speculating on the feelings of the weird hybrid cow. It's your fault!

      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

    19. Re:Culture by Spunk · · Score: 1

      My grandparents' ranch bought a critter that was 3/8 buffalo, 1/8 cow, and 1/2 yak.

      How did it taste?

  18. who decide what is moral/ethical and what is not? by uv_light · · Score: 1

    I just hate that science get hinder by a small group of ignorant politician. yeah, call me flame bait but this is true.

  19. Ahem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You'd be surprised...

    I might as well preempt the trolls on this one: I know that such things will only be fesable far beyond my lifetime; but if these hybrids are to both be humanoid and have human intelligence, then likely yes, I would (with a female of such a creature).

    Now, let the trolling commence!

    P.S.: You either haven't seen enough of the Internet or are too naive to know what kind of a hornet's nest you've opened up with this comment---I can't tell which.

    1. Re:Ahem... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean something like this?

      http://www.kurumi.sakura.ne.jp/~kemono/

    2. Re:Ahem... by metlin · · Score: 1

      I remember the_mad_poster having something along those lines - Fat Rodent Sex.

      Ewww is all I can say.

  20. THAC0 of 11: Insert RPG-esque Jokes Here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Legolas encounter chimera
    Legolas throws arrow. 2d8 hit!
    Chimera's HP reduced by 6.
    Oh! Oh! Chimera mutates! DNA transformation 300g1000 (g = base pairs)!
    Chimera becomes Golgimera.
    Legolas palpitates and trembles.
    Legolas poisoned! His liver is failing!!
    Gandalf throws X-Ray Radiation attack!!
    Golgimera mutates yet once more!!
    Monster books don't know what it is.
    Suddenly Galadriel appears and cast "Scramble Gene"
    Golgimera becomes human liver!
    Yay! Liver is implanted to Legolas.
    Legolas is saved! Hip hip hoorayy!

  21. Alchemists and Lives by kai.chan · · Score: 1

    An anime series called Full Metal Alchemist (Alternate) deals with Alchemists trying to revive humans. Although the Chimeras presented in the anime seems far-fetched, I think it raises a lot of ethical issues that might pertain to the real scientific research into playing God.

    1. Re:Alchemists and Lives by bersl2 · · Score: 1

      I watched the first episode of that. I wouldn't know better, because I haven't seen the rest, but to me it seems as though the alchemy-as-science presented is unchanging.

      Does or can that alchemy expand through experimental means? If not, then it is not necessarily a good model. If so, then is the inability to restore human life an upper limit of the science? If so, then surely it is not a good model again. If not, then is it fesable that such a mark be reached and surpassed at some point in the future?

      That penultimate question is probably a yes, since creating human life is clearly taboo in that anime. However, in real science, we have more often than not met and exceeded the limits set by the imagination and mores of the time. What is to say that (and this is answering somebody else's comment) such a combination as is presented by this article can be created with the resulting creature being completely healthy? We can neither prove nor disprove the absolute imposibility of such a thing.

    2. Re:Alchemists and Lives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FMA fans ^.^
      i've watched the whole thing, and its not based on the world we live in, but a separate one, while a few refrence to our world during the 1911's
      and all it is mixing a few things about Alchemy (Homoculi?) and turning it into some good entertainment (keep watching, you'll find it pretty good)

  22. a new, "subhuman" class by thorndt · · Score: 1

    Yes, there are philosophical and religious implications, but consider slightly more practical matters... Imagine the potential abuse of the poor hybrid wretches. Lab rat/slave labor/zoo specimen, etc. Not to mention racism (speciesim?). Just think of how much trouble we have RIGHT NOW with pureblood humans based on sex, skin/hair color, and so on.

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    1. Re:a new, "subhuman" class by Sai+Babu · · Score: 1

      Why do assume 'subhuman'? Maybe super human. I bet this is the unspoken motivation behind opposition to research.

      There are 10 kinds of people. Those who wqnt to keep things the way they are and those who want to learn and explore. This difference is independent of race and will likely be independent of species. FISH or CUT BAIT.

    2. Re:a new, "subhuman" class by thorndt · · Score: 1

      "I" don't assume that they will have subhuman status. But -they- will.

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    3. Re:a new, "subhuman" class by Sai+Babu · · Score: 1

      Yes, I apologize, I meant to reply to the parent.
      Would alignments necessarily be human vs 'new intelligence'? It could just as easily be a religious or socioeconomic alignment.

      Imagine the vegetarians getting together with 'super sized chickens' in opposition to all meat eaters on the planet. If triumphant, might they then fight amongst themselves over whether insects are 'meat' or not?

  23. No problem by tftp · · Score: 1
    I see no "moral" rights with these experiments. Humans themselves are likely a result of such an experiment, carried out by Green Mother Geia.

    Creatures born with such mixed genes are generally neither better nor worse than any other creature with "pure" genes. If they are actually worse they will die. If they are better, they will thrive. Nothing wrong here, that's how the biosphere of this planet operates.

    And besides, why should we automatically assume that a being with some "standard" set of genes is by default better than a chimera? Humans lost a lot of senses and a lot of survival traits in their evolution. Maybe these chimeras are, in fact, the future humans? If a man-mouse chimera is capable of teleportation and telekinesis, like Lt. Puck, for example, then I am all for it.

    1. Re:No problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I see no "moral" rights with these experiments. Humans themselves are likely a result of such an experiment, carried out by Green Mother Geia. Creatures born with such mixed genes are generally neither better nor worse than any other creature with "pure" genes. If they are actually worse they will die. If they are better, they will thrive. Nothing wrong here, that's how the biosphere of this planet operates. And besides, why should we automatically assume that a being with some "standard" set of genes is by default better than a chimera? Humans lost a lot of senses and a lot of survival traits in their evolution. Maybe these chimeras are, in fact, the future humans? If a man-mouse chimera is capable of teleportation and telekinesis, like Lt. Puck, for example, then I am all for it.

      I agree with you, it's useless to discuss "morals" for this since people are going to do this anyway.
      However, we should prepare society for the consequences when we start creating pleasure slaves and the like

    2. Re:No problem by tftp · · Score: 1
      However, we should prepare society for the consequences when we start creating pleasure slaves and the like

      We actually already create pleasure slaves - they are called "pets", cats and dogs and other animals that are intentionally bred (poor man's gene engineering) into often something unnatural and unhealthy. It's a large industry, and it doesn't offer any medical benefits to humanity (as opposed to scientifically created chimeras.)

      Any moralist is welcome to start with pets right now; it will keep him busy for a long time because people's morals are a strangely flexible thing depending on who these morals apply to.

    3. Re:No problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're going to troll like this, get your wording right.

      It's Gaia. Gei-a would be much more FAAAABulous than gai-a.

    4. Re:No problem by gsergiu · · Score: 1

      that's true, they might thrive. However, let's think about a point in time, when "they" will be the super-creatures, and us ... the slaves.
      hmmm, it makes me shiver.

    5. Re:No problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      We actually already create pleasure slaves - they are called "pets", cats and dogs and other animals that are intentionally bred (poor man's gene engineering) into often something unnatural and unhealthy. It's a large industry, and it doesn't offer any medical benefits to humanity (as opposed to scientifically created chimeras.)

      So you're saying you fuck your dog?

    6. Re:No problem by tftp · · Score: 1
      let's think about a point in time, when "they" will be the super-creatures, and us ... the slaves.

      Well, here is a plan then:

      1. Identify everyone & everything who can do better than me
      2. Exterminate whatever was identified above, or prevent them from ever being born or created or otherwise materialized.
    7. Re:No problem by tftp · · Score: 1

      There are other ways to obtain pleasure. I hope you will learn them one day :-)

    8. Re:No problem by tftp · · Score: 1

      Chronos, in one of his incarnations, also had a problem with names. I am not any better :-)

    9. Re:No problem by Jormundgandr · · Score: 1

      Wow, someone seriously referring to "Green Mother Gaia" and extra-sensory perception, making a plea for racial harmony, and including an obscure Star Trek reference all in one post.

      You sir, are the ultimate new-ager. I salute you.

      BTW, i have some harmonic native american crystals on eBAY if you're interested.

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    10. Re:No problem by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      Can I get a hit of the stuff you've got?

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    11. Re:No problem by tftp · · Score: 1

      Sure you can. Visit a good book store :-)

    12. Re:No problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're snorting bookstore cafe coffee grounds?

    13. Re:No problem by tftp · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately it's true that very many people associate book stores with coffee, and not with books. We, as a society, are past the Age of Enlightening now, and deep into the Age of Ignorance.

    14. Re:No problem by Paleomacus · · Score: 1

      *fap**fap**fap**fap**fap**fap*

      Sorry...

    15. Re:No problem by swv3752 · · Score: 1

      Except there are medical benefits to pets.

      Google Search if you really want to know more.

      What it boils down to is that an animal companion lowers stress which in turn lowers blood pressure, cholesterol and other factors.

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  24. I could see this leading to.... by rubberbando · · Score: 1

    the accidental creation of The Littles, in which case someone should alert the Bigg family about them living in their walls.

    Someone also might want to alert the Fitzgibbon's that they should keep an eye on the Rats living under their rosebush as they might be up to no good.

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  25. food by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is this new food you speak of?

  26. Mice with human brains? by discontinuity · · Score: 1

    From TFA:
    Now Weissman says he is thinking about making chimeric mice whose brains are 100 percent human. He proposes keeping tabs on the mice as they develop. If the brains look as if they are taking on a distinctly human architecture -- a development that could hint at a glimmer of humanness -- they could be killed, he said. If they look as if they are organizing themselves in a mouse brain architecture, they could be used for research.

    I wonder how humalike a mouse with a 100% human brain would be. I guess I'm asking: to what extent does size matter?

    IIRC, we humans use only a small percentage of our brains. Does anyone out there know if mice use a similar percentage of their brains? If they use a different percentage with a mouse brain, it would be interesting to see which percentage they end up using with a human brain.

    1. Re:Mice with human brains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The notion that humans only use 10 percent of their brains is a myth. The human brain has been mapped out entirely; there exists a specific function for each part of the brain.

    2. Re:Mice with human brains? by Jormundgandr · · Score: 1

      Well, it just doesn't work like that. These are human brain cells in mice. They will act like human brain cells in a human embryo, trying to connect up with the rest of the nervous system and figure out what the hell they're supposed to be doing.

      They will most likely end up operating the mouse in a way reminiscent of the way a mouse brain does. Whether it will have an internal monologue or not... well... who the hell knows?

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    3. Re:Mice with human brains? by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      I wonder how humalike a mouse with a 100% human brain would be. I guess I'm asking: to what extent does size matter?

      Neuron count surely matters. A mouse skull won't hold nearly as many neurons as a human one.

    4. Re:Mice with human brains? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It depends on how the brain cells are organized. From the article:

      "Balaban took small sections of brain from developing quails and transplanted them into the developing brains of chickens.

      The resulting chickens exhibited vocal trills and head bobs unique to quails, proving that the transplanted parts of the brain contained the neural circuitry for quail calls. It also offered astonishing proof that complex behaviors could be transferred across species."

      It sounds like (in that case) adult brain tissue was transplanted, so the structure presumably remained basically the same.

      It's not clear to me what Weissman is thinking about regarding mice with 100% human brains. If the brain is made only of human brain cells from its beginning, then presumably it could have a somewhat human structure to it, assuming that the brain determines its own structure as it grows. But on the other hand, a lot of its development could be determined by some kind of cues from surrounding non-brain tissue.

      But it certainly sounds plausible to me that a mouse with 100% human brain cells may think quite differently from a mouse with 0% or 1% human brain cells.

    5. Re:Mice with human brains? by kryptKnight · · Score: 2, Insightful

      IRC, we humans use only a small percentage of our brains.

      Thats asolute bullcrap, check this out. Why would we evolve such a big brain if it was mostly deadweight?

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    6. Re:Mice with human brains? by Sai+Babu · · Score: 1

      I read recently, thanks to heads up from another /.er, an interesting book. "On Intelligence" by Jeff Hawkins. His model of the human brain places intelligence in the neocortex. Humans have. by far, the largest neocortex. There is plenty of evidence including a structural-functional description. His consideration of philosophcal implications, what is a soul, etc. is especially interesting.

      With his model size does matter and the size that matters is that of the neocortex. It would be interesting to see if a large brained creature, say a chimp, would be show nore or less intelligence if given the brain structure of a small brained creature that has a much greater neocortical density (lots of folds).

  27. It's bad enough by RealProgrammer · · Score: 2, Funny

    being a single guy and worrying about being led astray by beer goggles.

    In the future they'll have to worry about getting drunk and waking up with a real dog. Well, half.

    Ruff!

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  28. Buffalo Wings... by ParadoxicalPostulate · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe now they can actually serve real buffalo wings at Pizza Hut.

    1. Re:Buffalo Wings... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would BLOW JESSICA SIMPSON's MIND! deeeeep.

  29. Re:who decide what is moral/ethical and what is no by droptone · · Score: 1

    Who gets to decide on what is ethical and not? Umm, Ethicists, not politicians. Personally, as long as their use utilitarian or even Kantian views, I don't see a problem.

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  30. NOOO! by edrams · · Score: 2, Funny

    That's funny. When I read THAC0, I thought, "where do I know that from?" Now I'm regressing. Thanks. A lot.

  31. it's a new age-Playing God. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Just another humbling experience for those who think humans are something special apart from the rest of creation."

    Or just more proof that we don't know what we're doing, but oh boy does playing God feel good.

  32. President Chimera by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Troll

    Hey they crossed a bush with a human and we elected it President. Unfortunately the IQ fell somewhere between the two. Better luck next time. Just proves gene splicing is a tricky business.

    1. Re:President Chimera by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      Sorry to see the troll mod; that was pretty funny. :)

      Though I think a "pure" bush may be a bit smarter. At least it knows its limitations!

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  33. Discover article? by mollyhackit · · Score: 1

    The first time I ever heard about chimeras in humans I believe was a Discover article. It bagan with an anecdote about a woman needing a kidney transplant. During the testing for suitable donors it was determined that her three children were not suitable and that SHE WAS NOT THEIR MOTHER. Here body carried two different sets of dna. The dna in her uterus was different than the dna in her blood.

    1. Re:Discover article? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right, it happens when two twins merge in the uterus to become a single living organism. Apparently not all that uncommon, as twins aren't that uncommon, so it shouldn't be more than an order of magnitude or so more rare than they are.

      This just reinforces the fact that Life Is Good At Surviving. Just about damnnear anything.

    2. Re:Discover article? by mollyhackit · · Score: 1

      Oh yeah, I forgot what the mechanism was. You're right, two eggs that would have been fraternal twins merge to form on fetus.

  34. Obligatory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I, for one, welcome our new mice/men chimera overlords.

  35. Genetic Mosaics by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This already happens, in a form of twin birth where a pair of fraternal twins fuse into a single embryo. This can result in an "embedded twin", where one twin is partially absorbed into the body of the other. You get individuals with second faces on their shoulders, etc. But there is the happier case where the twins get mixed up at a very early stage in blastular development and develop normally from then on. This produces a chimeral individual whose cells are of two different genotypes.

    This is extremely rare; a case was discovered in 2002 when a woman needed a kidney transplant. Tissue typing revealed her to be a tetragametic individual, having developed from four gametes instead of two. Half her cells were genotypically different from the other half. During development, this woman and her twin fused into one embryo, and appeared to the world after birth to be one person. There are probably more people like this out there. I seem to remember a story where another woman surprisingly failed a maternity test for her own son, and was found to be chimeral.

    See here (or its Google cache to avoid slashdotting) for details.

    1. Re:Genetic Mosaics by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1

      I seem to remember a story where another woman surprisingly failed a maternity test for her own son, and was found to be chimeral.

      Scratch that sentence- the failed maternity test was part of the same story about the tetragametic kidney patient. Lucky for her, actually; it meant she could accept kidneys from any of her siblings.

    2. Re:Genetic Mosaics by monophaze · · Score: 1

      That story was also on the BBC When two became one in the womb

      The most interesting part is that if you have older siblings, you may have part of them in you!

      "Up to 90% of women are thought to carry their children's cells or DNA in their blood during pregnancy - and up to 50% for decades afterwards, a condition called microchimerism. If a woman then has more children, the older sibling's cells could be passed back into the younger child during that pregnancy."

    3. Re:Genetic Mosaics by Jormundgandr · · Score: 1

      Being relatively fresh out of high school and privy to what modern (purchased by a wealthy school and published within the last 5 years, thank god) biology textbooks -not the kind found in the Bible Belt- are saying about chimeras, I can tell you this:

      Chimeric individuals are no longer thought to be exceedingly rare. Estimates vary wildly, but the fact remains that most women (who are much more likely to be chimeras) just don't ever go in for DNA and tissue sampling. Ever. In their entire lives. So while the confirmed cases of chimerism are extremely rare, no one knows how many are out there. Indeed, no one really needs to care, because most chimeras live their lives without ever noticing anything unusual about themselves, and they are otherwise completely normal.

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    4. Re:Genetic Mosaics by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This already happens, in a form of twin birth where a pair of fraternal twins fuse into a single embryo.

      Er, yes, this is one of the very first things mentioned in the article. you did read that article, right..?

      Anyway, the interesting question is, would it be okay for scientists to create mice with human brains, humans with mouse brains, etc.

    5. Re:Genetic Mosaics by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 1
      Er, yes, this is one of the very first things mentioned in the article. you did read that article, right..?

      This is the closest the article comes to it:
      Chimeras (ki-MER-ahs) -- meaning mixtures of two or more individuals in a single body -- are not inherently unnatural. Most twins carry at least a few cells from the sibling with whom they shared a womb, and most mothers carry in their blood at least a few cells from each child they have born.
      "At least a few cells from a sibling" is not quite the same thing. This is a case of two siblings fused into one individual. Neither sibling has a separate existence.
  36. Re:I for one... by commodoresloat · · Score: 4, Funny

    Well, it does beat the crap out of the mouse-brained human overlords we seem to have now!!

  37. Re:Morals? Wha? by khrtt · · Score: 1

    To make people with rolling shit?

    No, I'm more evel than that. I want to make mice with squishy shit.

  38. Zoom. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    D+D sucks. Play 7th Sea, L5R, or Shadowrun instead.

  39. what are we gonna do tonight, brain? by biryokumaru · · Score: 0

    same thing we do every night pinky... try to take over the world!


    simple coincidence... or prescient cartoonists? you be the judge!

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  40. Who needs China when we can make Chimeras? by Whumpsnatz · · Score: 0

    The scariest point in the article: "he and others have been considering transplanting modified pig organs into people and have been wondering if that might pose a risk of pig viruses getting into patient's cells. Now scientists know the risk is real, he said, because the viruses may gain access when the two cells fuse.".

    We already know the results when humans spend too much time too close to pigs and chickens. It's called influenza. Now, maybe some poor mutant creature, bringing pigs/birds closer to humans than ever before, can birth a bug that'll kill off a sizable portion of the human race.

    And maybe pigs will fly over empty cities.

    1. Re:Who needs China when we can make Chimeras? by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      We already know the results when humans spend too much time too close to pigs and chickens. It's called influenza. Now, maybe some poor mutant creature, bringing pigs/birds closer to humans than ever before, can birth a bug that'll kill off a sizable portion of the human race.

      The pigs for transplants are raised in sterile conditions, so the only viruses to worry about are those transmitted longitudally--i.e. the ones that copy themselves into DNA and are inherited from the parents. But people have been living in close proximity to pigs for a long time, so chances are that if any endogenous pig viruses were capable of infecting humans, it already happened a long, long time ago.

    2. Re:Who needs China when we can make Chimeras? by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      That applies to animals who are closely related already in genetic terms... how about spider/goats where genetic material from a spider is inserted into the goat and now the goat has receptor sites for spider viruses which are then able to mutate more effectively to fit their new environment and suddenly the goat species has a whole new problem that it is ill adapted for.

      any thoughts?

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    3. Re:Who needs China when we can make Chimeras? by tgibbs · · Score: 1

      That applies to animals who are closely related already in genetic terms... how about spider/goats where genetic material from a spider is inserted into the goat and now the goat has receptor sites for spider viruses which are then able to mutate more effectively to fit their new environment and suddenly the goat species has a whole new problem that it is ill adapted for.

      any thoughts?


      Something like a spider/goat chimera is not going to have spider cells (spiders and mammals are too far apart for cellular chimeras). At most, it would have a spider protein or two. The likelihood that one or two proteins would confer vulnerability to arachnid viruses is essentially zero.

  41. Threshold... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a 100% human brain?...so when is the chimera (mouse/human) considered a human?

    or conversely, a human with animal transplants, when is he considered not human?

    oh well, quite a handful of pure breed humans are quite inhuman...

  42. Arbitrary bullshit by dsanfte · · Score: 1, Insightful

    "Ethics" in biotech research is just a set of arbitrary rules defined by popular social standards at this point in time.

    In other words, it's meaningless restrictive nonsense.

    I don't want "Ethicists" with an bachelor's in liberal arts deciding what people with Ph.D.s in Biology do in their research. It's asinine in the extreme. They are unqualified to decide.

    Science needs to progress free of undue influence from people who haven't the slightest clue of how the field functions. It's the only rational thing to do. Set the emotions aside.

    If you don't like the idea of creating "chimeras", don't create one. It's not your decision. Same with abortion.

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    1. Re:Arbitrary bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you don't like the idea of creating "chimeras", don't create one. It's not your decision. Same with abortion.

      Don't like war? Then don't fight in one!

      Don't like slavery? Then don't buy any slaves!

      Don't like child molestation? Then don't go messing around with children's private parts!

      Yeah, moral relativism is just great.

  43. already have one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    duh we have had one already it was candidate kerry!

  44. Chimeras are not mutants by khrtt · · Score: 1

    From what I understand, a chimera is a creature that incorporates cells with different genomes. E.g., some cells are mouse cells, with mouse DNA, and some cells are human cells, with human DNA. Sort of like a PC with a Mac motherboard in it:=). Another thing, since most procreation methods involve the offspring organism developing from a single cell, a human-mouse chimera's child would be either a human or a mouse, but not another chimera. Odd, isn't it?

    1. Re:Chimeras are not mutants by quetzalc0atl · · Score: 1

      well, that actually depends. it is possible to create chimeras from the embryonic germ line.

      1. insert foreign cells into the embryonic germ cells of a partially differentiated embryo: do this for two organisms

      2. if the two organism are male and female, then breed them

      3. breed siblings, and the resulting new organism will have a full complement of chimeric genes on both chromosomes

      or so i have read...

  45. obligatory HHGTTG post by v1x · · Score: 1

    I suppose blending men with pan-galactic hyperdimensional beings could be a *good thing*

    1. Re:obligatory HHGTTG post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until the Vogons come.... At least the dolphins get out alive.

    2. Re:obligatory HHGTTG post by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      I would prefer super intellignent shades of the color blue.

  46. Nature already does the same thing....sorta by tloh · · Score: 1
    Reading this article reminds me of the first time I learned about Chimeras. NPR once had a segment about a woman whose flesh, bones, and blood was made up of genetically heterogeneus tissue. Admittedly, this was not an interspecies thing, but this apearantly was an all natural (albit rare) occurence.

    I remember thinking a the time what if something like the reverse happens, where one single egg splits in 2 and is fertilized by two different sperms. Would the resulting twins, sharing half their maternally inherited genes but not the father's, be viable? You could end up with a pair of siblings that are not quit identical, but not quit fraternal either. What would it be like to have a sibling of the oposite sex which has half your chromosomes but not the same sex organs???

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    1. Re:Nature already does the same thing....sorta by quetzalc0atl · · Score: 1

      i believe that what you are referring to is known as "polar body twinning", and is still only theorized:

      http://www.gen.umn.edu/faculty_staff/jensen/1135 /e xample_student_projects/Sum2000/Twins/twins.html

  47. Meedling Humans. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We already know the results when humans spend too much time too close to pigs and chickens. It's called influenza. Now, maybe some poor mutant creature, bringing pigs/birds closer to humans than ever before, can birth a bug that'll kill off a sizable portion of the human race."

    Most likely. What's happening is that human meedling is creating conditions that either rarely existed, or don't at all. We've already seen what transplanted species e.g. Cats at Madagascar is doing. Transgenic crops. And what are our well reasoned solutions to situations of our creation getting out of hand? Don't ask, don't tell.

  48. Bah, mice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Screw mice. Wouldn't it be much cooler to blend humans with sharks, a la Deep Blue Sea? That way, we could rule both land and sea!

    Of course, we'd also need a lot more of these.

    1. Re:Bah, mice... by Zen+Punk · · Score: 1

      If I get shark DNA injected, they better take the time to install a frickin' laser on my head as well.

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  49. Welcome to the 21st century! by 3.09+a+hour · · Score: 1

    ac 19, come on, no one uses THAC0 anymore http://d20srd.org/srd/monsters/chimera.htm

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    1. Re:Welcome to the 21st century! by Dachannien · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think what you're actually looking for is BAB +9, though including other modifiers it gets a to-hit bonus of +12 for the bite or gore with each head.

  50. Re:Pirating Half Life 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Does anyone know what the best torrent to get is?

    Dude. Valve put up a bunch of fake torrents at all the torrent seed sites. If you waste your time downloading it you will find out (like many of us have recently found out) that the torrents only contain garbage. But people have put up some torrents that have the real full ver of HL2 + crack only they are labelled as she-male.roughtrade.avi.torrent or some other variation on a transexual AVI porn vid. Just search for the transexual AVI porn vid that has the most seeds and the most people downloading it and that is probably the one that is really the HL2 torrent.

  51. Mutants. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1

    I don't have a problem with mixing up all kinds of genetic materials to come up with weird creatures. It would be cool if some mutant monster thing got created that quickly multiplied, took over the whole planet, and enslaved us all.

    1. Re:Mutants. by myukew · · Score: 1

      especially if i was one of the mutants

    2. Re:Mutants. by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      Or was delicious

    3. Re:Mutants. by TheLink · · Score: 1

      What if you caught a cold from one of those creatures and suddenly got GeneCorpXYZ DNA in you?

      Then one day GeneCorpXYZ finds out you have that DNA and:

      1) You get sued by GeneCorpXYZ
      2) Meanwhile GeneCorpXYZ gets a court injunction on you to stop you from reproducing potentially unlicensed genetic material, or taking part in activities that may result in such reproduction.
      3) Your children also get a similar court order. And they may end up being part/whole property of GeneCorpXYZ.

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    4. Re:Mutants. by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      It would be cool if some mutant monster thing got created that quickly multiplied, took over the whole planet, and enslaved us all.

      Hell, we're seven years overdue for that!

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  52. Can we try something less controversial first? by foniksonik · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How about if they transplant animal stem cells into other animals first and see what happens.

    I know there are more immediate 'benefits' to immediately going straight to human/animal but there would be plenty to learn by studying animal/animal chimera and we might just avoid making some serious mistakes in the process.

    What's the rush all of a sudden? People have suffered from genetic disorders and trauma and disease in the past and will continue to in the future, regardless of how many discoveries we make... why do we need to find all the answers now?

    The scientific community needs to learn a little patience and self-control and get their heads out of the pharmaceutical industry's ass and take a breath of fresh air.

    The only way human/animal makes sense at this stage in our understanding of this area of science is that the Return on Investment is more immediate.

    Is that good enough reason to jump into the deep end before we know how to swim?

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    1. Re:Can we try something less controversial first? by Jormundgandr · · Score: 1

      Seems you need to do more research before you post your idle speculations online. And reveal your ignorance.

      Scientists have been making animal/animal chimeras for quite some time. Perhaps you've read about the spider/goat chimera that secrets spider silk in its mammary glands?
      Going even farther out, have you heard of the bacteria/fish chimeras that glow in the dark? (no, not the ones with colonies of bacteria in them, the ones with bacterial DNA)
      Maybe the controversial bacteria/rabbit chimera that fluoresces under ultraviolet light? (And was defended as art?

      Get with the picture man, animal/animal was back in the '90s

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    2. Re:Can we try something less controversial first? by foniksonik · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Apparently when they were doing those experiments (yes I read all about them thanks to Science Daily the best academic science publication aggregate service around)...

      Apparently when they were doing those experiments they weren't focused on the cellular activities and completely focused on the cellular byproducts... cause I don't remember reading a damn thing about studies being done on whether spider parasites/viruses/bacteria were causing problems for goats as a result of that particular project, or whether those cells were migrating outside the intended regions...

      Those other studies are so much more basic in nature they don't even compare... but in any case I do remember that the glow in the dark fish were outlawed in some areas because they were afraid that the genetic changes could migrate to new populations and cause broad damage to that family of fish via bacterially transported genetic mutation (cause bacteria can transport genetic material to new hosts).

      What I know is that a few studies does not mean we even know 0.001% of what is happeing in the experiment! Ask those scientists if they understand why they are seeing the results they are seeing.... they'll tell you, they don't really know.. it's more like, okay if we do this and it does that, then if we do this other thing there is a good chance that we'll end up with what we want.

      We don't know a damn thing about this stuff, hell we don't know how normal cellular processes really work.. we learn new stuff every damn day and half of it refutes earlier hypotheses from the month before, the year before and the decade before so don't give me this crap about how we learned all about animal/animal chimerics.

      Let me clarify... let's start by redoing the study mentioned wherein they put quail brain tissue into chickens.. except instead of just observing the behavior lets go ahead and do in-depth studies of the results over the lifecycle of the bird, from embryo to death... and not just the brain.. let's look at the hormone glands and other organs.. then let's do it with several hundred chickens and monitor their group behavior to see if it also is influenced, their sexual behavior and dominance behavior and selection of mates and flocking patterns and finally let's go ahead and breed them through several generations to see what happens.

      then let's do that again with as many types of animals as we need in order to come up with a complete understanding of what will happen when we insert homo sapien genetics into other animal species. Do it enough times and patterns will emerge that will be quite clear as to what will happen and what to expect. When we have those results decisions can be made based on real data, not just conjecture and ethical opinions.

      Oh and I apologize for not being clear enough about what I was talking about..

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    3. Re:Can we try something less controversial first? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      genetic changes could migrate to new populations and cause broad damage to that family of fish via bacterially transported genetic mutation (cause bacteria can transport genetic material to new hosts).

      They can? I thought only some viruses could do that...

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    4. Re:Can we try something less controversial first? by Idarubicin · · Score: 1
      I know there are more immediate 'benefits' to immediately going straight to human/animal but there would be plenty to learn by studying animal/animal chimera and we might just avoid making some serious mistakes in the process.

      What specific serious mistakes are you concerned about? If you feel that there are ethical issues that need to be addressed, you can say so--but don't allude to nebulous 'mistakes' that might be made unless you have plausible scenarios in mind.

      What's the rush all of a sudden? People have suffered from genetic disorders and trauma and disease in the past and will continue to in the future, regardless of how many discoveries we make... why do we need to find all the answers now?

      I'm sure that the people with genetic disorders, traumatic disease, or need of an organ transplant will appreciate that. People have been wanting to use some of these techniques for decades; the technology has only just matured. These aren't spur-of-the-moment decisions--these are ideas that have been years in the making.

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    5. Re:Can we try something less controversial first? by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Bacteria actually use genetic material to communicate... much like how cells in multi-cellular organisms use RNA to signal protein production from one cell to another, bacteria use RNA to tell each other things as well. Typically an animal doesn't have receptor sites for these signals and the just get broken down by macrophagic activities via white blood cells, etc. but when you've physically manipulated genes in an animal to have bacterial DNA..??? you may be opening up a pandora's box of recombinant activity.

      Here's some more info but with a different angle on what's happening:

      http://www.sciencedaily.com/releases/2004/05/04052 6070821.htm

      In this study they found that bacteria were stealing genetic material from animals and then passing it around between bacterial species... whose to say it doesn't go both ways.

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    6. Re:Can we try something less controversial first? by foniksonik · · Score: 1

      Einstein predicted nuclear fission.. people wanted to play with it for decades, then the technology 'matured' and it was used... devastatingly so in multiple situations.

      I'm not an alarmist or anti-science or progress or anything else but this sort of science is a little close to home and it seems that a little prudence, a little extra foresight might just save us some serious headaches.

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  53. Blade Runner by mnemonic_ · · Score: 1
    Imagine, said Robert Streiffer, a professor of philosophy and bioethics at the University of Wisconsin, a human-chimpanzee chimera endowed with speech and an enhanced potential to learn -- what some have called a "humanzee."

    "There's a knee-jerk reaction that enhancing the moral status of an animal is bad," Streiffer said. "But if you did it, and you gave it the protections it deserves, how could the animal complain?"

    Unfortunately, said Harvard political philosopher Michael J. Sandel, speaking last fall at a meeting of the President's Council on Bioethics, such protections are unlikely.

    "Chances are we would make them perform menial jobs or dangerous jobs," Sandel said. "That would be an objection."
    What if we made them completely human biologically, but created them in a completely artificial manner? Do Streiffer's and Sander's words above sound to anyone else like they could apply to Replicants?
  54. Oh, the pain! by DecayCell · · Score: 0

    I hate dealing with moral dillemas.
    As a geek, I am always eager to hear about new and exciting discoveries such as this. However, as a great believer in animal rights, I oppose any kind of animal abuse -- including, of course, experiments involving animals being hurt...

    I'm an atheist, so naturally I have always rejected the claims of religious people about "morals" -- I deem their morals inadequete -- but this does make me have second thoughts about ethics over progress...

    1. Re:Oh, the pain! by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 1

      I'm an atheist and me have second thoughts about ethics over progress.

      Being an atheist what forms the ground truth of your "ethics"?

    2. Re:Oh, the pain! by darweidu · · Score: 1

      The exact same ground truths that have provided your ethics: gut feelings provided by evolutionarily-hardwired moral reasoning. (Except we don't couch our beliefs in the language of abracadabras)

    3. Re:Oh, the pain! by Sein · · Score: 1

      The Human Rights Charter, bucko.

    4. Re:Oh, the pain! by Jormundgandr · · Score: 1

      *slaps Camel Pilot with a wet fish* sigh...

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    5. Re:Oh, the pain! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn - just blew my mod points on spurious nonsense before I saw your reply badly deserved one. =/
      -Fellow atheist/humanist cheering from the sidelines

    6. Re:Oh, the pain! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ethics are not necessarily based on religion.

    7. Re:Oh, the pain! by DecayCell · · Score: 0

      I base my beliefes around a set of axioms. One of them is that every living creature should be free.

    8. Re:Oh, the pain! by chamenos · · Score: 1

      "Being an atheist what forms the ground truth of your "ethics"?"

      Reciprocity. i.e. "Do unto others as you would have them do unto you." - Matthew 7:12.

    9. Re:Oh, the pain! by D+iz+a+n+k+Meister · · Score: 1

      So your beliefs are either inconsistent or incomplete. Interesting. . .

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    10. Re:Oh, the pain! by DecayCell · · Score: 0

      Why is that?
      Of course, there's more to that (I don't think murderers should be free, although my post implies that), but I haven't really tried to put it in writing yet, so there're no "official statements".

    11. Re:Oh, the pain! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So your beliefs are either inconsistent or incomplete.

      I disagree. They could be both inconsistent and incomplete.

    12. Re:Oh, the pain! by Camel+Pilot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "evolutionarily-hardwired moral reasoning"

      Would this not mean that your ethics are based on the principle of increasing the probability of replicating the set of genes that constitute you.

  55. Seriously mods by Lord+Kano · · Score: 2

    The summary mentions THAC0 and has a link. How can it be offtopic to talk about something in the summary?

    LK

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  56. Anyone awake? Help me out.... by duplicate-nickname · · Score: 0
    It looks like a local newspaper website was hacked. Anyone see something like this before?

    Dont' visite with IE

    www.madison.com

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  57. Re:Morals? Wha? by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    What I don't get is that chimeras happen in nature. Such as chimera twins. Why are there any moral or ethical concerns about it?

    LK

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  58. THACO is so Old School by drfrog · · Score: 2, Funny

    get up to version 3.5 of D&D and then well talk about rolling d20's

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  59. Ironic by RealProgrammer · · Score: 1

    In a post with the subject "Arbitrary bullshit", you say you don't want BA's telling PhD's what to do, that "It's asinine in the extreme. They are unqualified to decide." And then the irony; you say:

    • Set the emotions aside.

    Take your own advice.

    Your post also reveals that you hold a common misconception of ethics. Ethics are what people turn to when the law and morality fail. They are rules for behavior that don't label things "right" and "wrong".

    Medical doctors have to decide which patient to try to save. No law could be written to effectively handle all situations, and morality is of no help. Doctors have to work in prisons, on the battlefield, and with patients who tell them all kinds of things. Ethical practice helps answer the questions. First, do no harm. Help everybody you can. First come first serve (but Stop the Bleeding, Start the Breathing, Protect the Wound, Treat for Shock). And so on.

    Lawyers have to operate outside of the law, also. As with MD's, no law could be crafted to handle every situation, and morality could keep someone from getting a fair trial. If a lawyer relied on morality, he'd set himself up as judge and jury. Ethics tell the lawywer how to behave, but not what's right and wrong. Ethics just aid the legal process, they don't form a basis for law the way morality does.

    The result of your misconception is that you think one guy with a BA in Ethics is designing the rules for everyone in the field. No way. Ethical rules develop over time, like a best practices list.

    I'd write more, but I'm tired.

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  60. I could've used a Chimera earlier tonight by corbettw · · Score: 3, Funny

    Luckily, I took "Light Infantry" as one of my Regimental Doctrines, and the scenario called for Infiltrators. So I managed to setup about 150 guardsman after the Ork player had deployed his entire army. But still, having a Chimera or two as mobile weapons platforms would've come in handy. Multi-lasers seem tailor made for killing Orcs (wounds on a two, with no save). Though things would've gone a lot better if the damn Stormtroopers had ever deployed their grav-chutes and hit the table. That looted Basilisk was just asking for melta-love.

    Oh, you meant something else. Nevermind.

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    1. Re:I could've used a Chimera earlier tonight by forkboy · · Score: 1

      Managing to work a warhammer 40k reference into a biotech article...bravo, sir!

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    2. Re:I could've used a Chimera earlier tonight by corbettw · · Score: 1

      Oh come on, it's easy to work 40k into biotech conversations. Tyranids, genetically engineered Space Marines, Ogryns, even the fact that Orks are intelligent fungi (and might have been engineered by someone else).

      Burn the mutant with the light of the Emperor! :)

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    3. Re:I could've used a Chimera earlier tonight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Will my greenskins roasting it for dinner do?

  61. Re:I for one... by name773 · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome our human-brained mouse overlords!
    they're only mouses in this dimension...

  62. Re: Steps to follow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    1-Insert Windows XP disk in computer
    2-Install Windows XP
    3-Leave basement
    4-Shower

    At this point, your chances are already higher than 0%. Next time we'll talk about what to do when contact with a girl is made for the first time.

  63. Stress by jd · · Score: 1
    Oh, certainly. The cells are wired to work with specific other cells, in a specific way. Certain chemical triggers are expected and/or given, certain types of amino acid are required, electrical interactions (where applicable) are going to be highly specific, etc.


    Putting a cell from one type of organism into another type of organism is of questionable value. Let's take the testing of drugs as an example. When you blend the cells together, you not only have the two cell types, you have cells which are a mix. (In the article, it refers to pig and human cells interacting in this kind of way). You've increased the number of variables from one (it's a mouse) to some astronomical number reflecting every possible permutation of cell that could occur multiplied by every inter-cellular interaction that has been altered by the blending.


    Personally, I've always thought that it would be more productive to have cultures of the different cell types, and see what a drug would do to each culture. Sure, you don't see the interactive effects, but it would let you weed out the drugs that absolutely couldn't be of any use. Since you could then use genuinely human cells, in a uniform, controlled environment, at least some of the data would be better than with animal testing, as you're using the intended target cells rather than something you hope is close enough.


    I don't know what you can do about cell interactions, though. The cell culture method would work for very localized interactions, but the human body is not a localized organism. It is horribly complex, with a wide range of types of interaction. I cannot think of any good way of reproducing those interactions. Computers aren't powerful enough (yet) to simulate something on that scale and animals & chimeras introduce too many unknowns.

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  64. 4 asses by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
    I just want my 4 assed baboon. Screw the sharks with lasers!

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    1. Re:4 asses by miyako · · Score: 1

      Haven't you learned it's better to leave nature to it's strange, on assed ways?

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  65. http://www.worth1000.com/cache/gallery/contestcach by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They majorly forgot something.....
    They forgot to put up Michael Jackson's picture...

  66. Wohoo by Rii · · Score: 0

    Bring on the catgirls.

  67. If only for Humanity... by Ninwa · · Score: 1

    If we can determine cures and ways for our species to benefit from this then we should go ahead and continue to do so. However, if we're going to create a species that might hold a threat to our own then I say let's prevent a war against the Humanzee's and stop now.

  68. Already BoingBoinged by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Editors need a basic blog filter.
    If it's on BoingBoing, Metafilter, Kuro5hin...etc., etc.
    C'mon. When you think who's your daddy?, you can also think, who's your audience.

  69. hmm.... by Spatula+Sam · · Score: 1

    Blending mice? Sure. But men?

    I don't know... it seems like one would need a seroously large blender to accomplish that.

    1. Re:hmm.... by 3waygeek · · Score: 1

      Just scale up one of these bad boys, or pre-slice the human into chunks the blender can handle.

  70. Here come the Furries..... by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

    n/t

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    1. Re:Here come the Furries..... by yRabbit · · Score: 1

      Where?

    2. Re:Here come the Furries..... by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      You say that like it's a bad thing :)

    3. Re:Here come the Furries..... by Lehk228 · · Score: 1

      I did not intend it to sound that way.

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  71. What's special about human communication by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

    Speaking is just a mechanisim to communicate. It just so happens that we "evolved" a way of communicating by modulating and receiving gas pressure waves. What's so special about that.

    I think there are a few things that make human communication unique and special. First off, humans do not know how to talk when they are born. They must be taught. An animal, on the other hand, will communicate in whatever form it uses whether it is taught or not. For example, my dog was never around other dogs when he was young, but he still howls and barks like every other dog. It's instictive. Humans don't have a communication instinct. In fact, young humans who have little or no contact with other human will have difficulty communicating. It is not instinctual for people.

    Another thing I find interesting about human communication is the appeal to reason. You will never see an animal try to convince another animal through reason, like humans do. This reason is often built on a sense of right vs wrong, good vs evil. Animals base their "reasoning" on hunger, play, rest, sex, etc.

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    1. Re:What's special about human communication by ShinmaWa · · Score: 1

      Humans don't have a communication instinct.

      Any parent of an infant would disagree with you greatly.

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    2. Re:What's special about human communication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some parrots can actually learn to speak simple sentences in (at least some) human languages. African greys, for example. Some of them will ask where favoured people are (if they're around human speech long enough to learn it). Learning to speak is just a function of an animal's (or human's) intelligence. It's just that not many animals are that smart. (And I suppose its equipment).

      I am a Christian, yet this doesn't concern me. Just like I accept evolution as the probable (extremely probable, but hey, you never know) method of our creation, and just like I accept that the universe is probably (again, almost definately) quite a lot older than fundamentalists say (I'm not sure how fundamental it is, given that the age of the universe is never given in the Bible... here's one area where they are hypocritical in attempting to extrapolate something out of the Bible, while criticizing others for doing the same thing), not that I remember off the top of my head.

      If God exists, and he is all powerful and all knowing, I'm sure he'll be able to work out any creature we can cook up...

      (to head off any flames, yes, I realize that my belief in God is faith based and not science based)

    3. Re:What's special about human communication by Oligonicella · · Score: 3, Interesting

      And the bullshit starts.

      No, dogs do not know how to communicate to other dogs at birth, and no, humans are not vocally clean at birth. You simply do not know what you're talking about.

      Yes indeed, humans have a communication instinct. Humans raised with only their siblings develop their own language.

      Animals do indeed reason. "Convince". Very subjective word there. Reason is seldom built upon right vs wrong, which are abstractions open to individual interpretation anyway. Humans base their reasoning on hunger, play, rest, sex, etc.

    4. Re:What's special about human communication by Albinoman · · Score: 1

      Id give you a + mod point if I had one.

      Another thing Ill point out. As some one who has had pets across generations instead of as replacements for dead ones (ie, they have time to interact), you can see personality quicks jump from one to another.

      I had a cat that my family picked up as a stray. One of the weird things it would do was to chirp (like a very brief meow, and sometimes a meow that it sounded like it was whispering) at bugs, they loved the Miller Moth season in Co. Springs. Sure enough the next two generations (more like new young strays now that other is getting old) did the same thing. We never had more than two cats at a time so it was being passed. Ive never seen another cat do the same thing.

      I see human speech more along those lines. Those who could articulate the words/grunts somehow survived better.

    5. Re:What's special about human communication by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You simply do not know what you're talking about.

      I love it when someone says this. It's the surest sign that the speaker has himself, stopped learning and listening to other people.

  72. It was Earth All along... by gremlins · · Score: 1

    Have we learned nothing from planet of the apes? But mabey I can get a head start on the worshiping of the neat new secrect improved Nuke that the Reds like to tell everyone they have.

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  73. Dr. Moreau by ilmdba · · Score: 1

    It's thanks to the wonders of genetic engineering that soon there will be an end to hunger, disease, pollution, even war. I have created things that will change the world for the better. For instance, here is a monkey with four asses.

  74. chimaeras by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I move that these creatures should be breed en masse and released for nerds to kill with their plus 4 swords of ultimate death. They can gain experience that way....

    C'mon guys! It'll be great, I swear.

  75. It's a Photoshop contest by ndogg · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Therefore this should have been modded Funny, not Insightful.

    Asinine Moderators.

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  76. small group? by eobanb · · Score: 1

    a small group of ignorant politician

    Why yes, a single politician would be a very small group indeed.

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  77. Huh? by tony1c · · Score: 2, Funny

    OK, the mice I can understand, but how do you get the men in the blender?

    1. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Slowly.

    2. Re:Huh? by Captain+DaFt · · Score: 1

      > OK, the mice I can understand, but how do you get the men in the blender?

      Easy, tell'em there's pr0n at the bottom!
      (Insert rimshot here)

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  78. They've been around 3 billion years or so by jd · · Score: 5, Interesting
    As soon as you get multicellular life - even just two cells - you have the possibility of chimeras. It's actually more than possible, it's a very high probability.


    Ok, maybe they're not chimeras in the sense of two radically different lifeforms, but the article considered a mother carrying DNA in their blood from their child as being close enough, so I think it's OK to consider any lifeform in which there are two or more non-identical DNA sequences present.


    DNA is horribly unstable stuff. That's why mutations occur. It's also why certain cancers occur. All it takes is for a cell's DNA to be altered. A bad copy, a reaction with a free radical, whatever. What you get is a cell with different DNA than other cells.


    99% of the time, that's not a problem. The cell destroys itself or gets destroyed by the body's defenses. No big deal. Some of the remaining time, the cell goes cancerous. Either the cancer or the organism is destroyed.


    Most of the remaining incidents would likely be chimeras of a kind, especially if the organism is still developing. There's absolutely nothing to stop a cell mutating subtly and then copying that mutation into every copy of that cell ever made. If it's a useful mutation (it can survive and it confers an advantage) AND it occurs early enough in life that descendents acquire that mutation, we call it evolution. But I can think of absolutely no reason why a useful mutation cannot occur at any time in an organism's lifetime. It's just going to be rather more regional and it probably wouldn't be conferred to descendents.


    Although much less likely than a single cell mutating, I can see absolutely no reason why it would be impossible for multiple cells to mutate in a way that would (a) individually function and (b) function together as a single organism.


    Exposed to an environment that is sufficiently hostile to DNA, there is a non-zero probability of just about any imaginable set of mutations occuring. This creates an interesting philosophical problem. There's a lot of debate as to when human life begins. But by the arguments given above, there is a non-zero probability that any life could be human, and a (much higher) probability that any human is not entirely human.


    If cells can mutate, blend, fuse, do whatever cells like doing on weekends, etc, then is it meaningful to consider how human a chimera is? We must all be chimeras. It's just a matter of degree.


    "Human" cannot, then, be the state of an organism, because no organism is guaranteed a uniform state, unless it's unicellular. At best, it can only be a composite of states. However, that might not be good enough, either. Let's take the most extreme example possible - some idiot decides to blend humans and chimpanzees - not through breeding, but through genetic and chimeric techniques.


    Now what happens? The cells will very likely fuse extremely well, being far more similar in nature than the pig/human example in the article. Let's say that the result is a "perfect" 50/50 mix. Are they human or not? Would it be possible to tell, without careful DNA analysis?


    Ok, now let's say that the ratio is 90% human and that it turns out most people accept the person is human. Fine. Let's also say that, as a result of normal cell mutations (as outlined above) and/or cell replacement the ratio falls over the lifetime to below 50% human. Are they still a person?


    Or take the reverse scenario. They start off 90% chimp, and (through cell mutations/replacement) become over 50% human. In other words, can you "become" human after you're born?


    It seems to me that the entire problem is very complex and that existing definitions of what an organism is simply aren't good enough to classify organisms that are non-trivially chimeric.

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    1. Re:They've been around 3 billion years or so by shawb · · Score: 5, Informative

      And then there's the whole issue of mitochondria/chlorplasts. Those were originally single celled organisms that got absorbed by another single cell organism, but then reproduced rather than being consumed.

      The resulting Chimera passes down both the "host" organism plus the mitochondria/chloroplasts with their own unique DNA from the cell proper.

      End result: Now these two once foreign cells are essentially the powerhouse of modern life. Chloroplasts are where plants actually convert light energy into chemical energy (stored as sugar) and mitochondria are where plants and animals (and most other assorted organisms as well) then convert sugars into readilly available energy, ATP (Adenosine TriPhosphate.)

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    2. Re:They've been around 3 billion years or so by Luigi30 · · Score: 1

      Or take the reverse scenario. They start off 90% chimp, and (through cell mutations/replacement) become over 50% human. In other words, can you "become" human after you're born? Well then the apes will take over the world.

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    3. Re:They've been around 3 billion years or so by catman · · Score: 2, Informative

      A well known example of natural chimeras are male cats with the "tortoiseshell" coat color. These are either XXY cats - usually sterile - or most often chimeras, i.e. two different XY embryos that fused. (well, could be an XX and an XY.) This is known from DNA analysis of the red/cream and black/blue patches. The red/cream color is sex-linked on the X chromosome, which is why most red-and-black cats are female - two X chromosomes.

      Hah - finally a post to fit my nick :-)

    4. Re:They've been around 3 billion years or so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      mitochondria are where plants and animals (and most other assorted organisms as well) then convert sugars into readilly available energy, ATP (Adenosine TriPhosphate.)

      The glycolytic pathway, where sugar is converted to pyruvate, takes place in the cytoplasm. Mitochondria deal with the steps after pyruvate is transported into the mitochondrial matrix. Plus, you forgot to mention the very important beta-oxidation of fatty acids taking place in mitochondria as well :)

    5. Re:They've been around 3 billion years or so by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      'Humanity is mind and the soul, not body and form.' - John Ringo, There Will Be Dragons (Free as in beer)

      This book seems to sum up my feelings on the subject rather well; and having met the author, he does his research. And having read the book, he writes a fun story :) Enjoy and be enlightened (and try not to melt the servers!)

    6. Re:They've been around 3 billion years or so by Chrontius · · Score: 2, Interesting

      'Humanity is mind and the soul, not body and form.' - John Ringo, There Will Be Dragons (Free as in beer) This book seems to sum up my feelings on the subject rather well; and having met the author, he does his research. And having read the book, he writes a fun story :) Enjoy and be enlightened (and try not to melt the servers!)

    7. Re: They've been around 3 billion years or so by gidds · · Score: 1
      I think you're asking the wrong question. Why must we have a fixed line? Why must we always be able to say that this is a human, while that is not? In most cases, the distinction is perfectly obvious; where it's not, why isn't it enough to be able to say that something is slightly human, or another is mostly human?

      It's just an artefact of our thought processes. Our brains work by classifying, labelling, categorising; and while that's an extremely useful way of working, we must be aware that it's only a tool and doesn't necessarily reflect the World Out There.

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    8. Re:They've been around 3 billion years or so by Chrontius · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, that link seems to be missing its spaces.

      http://pegasus.cc.ucf.edu/~ia656516/There Will Be Dragons.zip

  79. Not speaking isn't necessarily a "problem"... by MoggyMania · · Score: 1

    "And don't give me nonsense about humans who can't speak - that's always either a physical problem, or deafness so they never learned how. Fix those problem and they can speak."

    Not in the case of non-speaking autistics -- there's no mechanical failure involved, our brains (like those of other species) simply aren't designed to communicate via spoken words any more than non-human species are. We don't consider that a problem, and happily communicate in other ways; we have no interest in "fixing" the essence of who/what we are just because the average human happens to be different from us.

    1. Re:Not speaking isn't necessarily a "problem"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Autism *is* a disorder. It doesn't devalue people with autism, but it is a defect, an abnormality in the brain.

      Autism has degrees; some people with autism can't live on their own.

      I don't mean disrespect by this, but it's like a blind person saying that blindness is a normal variation and not a disorder.

  80. Re:Anyone awake? Help me out.... by D+iz+a+n+k+Meister · · Score: 1

    That's ill. . .

    Did YOU do it?

    I've never liked Madison Newspapers design anyway. It always seemed a little, I don't know, facist or something with that star and everyone looking the same.

    But WTF? I pity the fool who downloads the update or visits in IE.

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  81. Mice and Men? Its been done before. by AbsurdProverb · · Score: 2, Funny

    MASTER SPLINTER! oh wait that was a rat...

  82. Re:Anyone awake? Help me out.... by D+iz+a+n+k+Meister · · Score: 1

    Classifieds are still up, so it seems like just the root index was hijacked.

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  83. You've got to be kidding me. by Vthornheart · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Come on, people! They were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should!


    Indeed, I am one of the people who, as the article put it, has a "negative backlash" against giving animals human traits. It's not for religious reasons, either. I'm no Religious Fundamentalist... (EDIT pre-sending: On a quick glance at what I typed, however, perhaps I'm a Humanitarian Fundamentalist. If so, then so be it.)


    Rather, a Human is something that, to me, has an innate quality over all other animals: not derived from religion, but rather from the innate quality of being human. Having a capacity to reason, for example. Call me biased towards Humanity, but we are the best thing this planet has produced (indeed, dispite the trouble we cause, which I acknowledge is vast). Giving human parts to animals, at least in large quantities, seems to me to be some kind of basic betrayal of humanity. Whose side are we on, anyways? =)


    Small transferences, like the ones mentioned at the very beginning of the article, are mildly disturbing but not outright revolting to me. But as they go on, and talk about potential half-human fetuses in mice (and letting them die as the accidents that they would be), or monkeys with human intelligence disturbs me to the deepest roots of my being. Call it Pro-Humanity zeal if you wish, but Humans > Monkeys. I mean, look at us, and what we've done! We are all here right now, typing in a complex common language over wires that harnass the fundamental powers of energy, and into a complex system of "code" which are products of our thought and our will to create something that serves us beyond our desire for mere survival.


    Indeed, humans have done some horrible things as well, and continue to do them. But as it stands, humanity is one thing I will hold an allegiance to. I don't believe in having zeal for a government (which tends to be one of the more faulty institutions of our humanity), or for most beliefs (the zeal for which some people wrongly hold to them cause a great deal of the horrible things I spoke of), or for most organized groups in general. But humanity as a whole is something that, to me, is worth pledging allegiance to. If another animal species can come to our point on their own, then so be it: they would be our peers. But to make some human/animal cross breed feels to me to be the closest I have ever come to calling something treasonous. Usually I find the word absurd, as its usual political usage comes with a heavy bias and hides a greater truth. But for some reason, it feels... appropriate here.


    So in summation, Hum4n5 >> 4n1m475, Hum4n1ty r0xx0rz j00, and other such nonsense.

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    1. Re:You've got to be kidding me. by Sai+Babu · · Score: 1

      "the innate quality of being human"

      And what is this innate quality? Some would say it's nothign more than a consequence of evolutionary resultant brain structure.

      Part of being human is wanting to know how things work. Another part is a desire for consistancy. There is growing evidence that these desires are consistant with our brain structure. I venture that there is a distribution of power among humans in the 'strength' of these two desires. The result. At one extreme, some want to learn more about humans at any cost and at the other, some want to run around in the woods naked and living on berries and roots.

      As long as tolerance does not deprive anyone of his individual liberty to pursue his own life, how can one argue against denying either extreme, let alone those in between.

    2. Re:You've got to be kidding me. by clovercase · · Score: 1

      in the end, we need to make some policies regarding this issue. without them, some over-zealous scientists will go too far.

      but that something is "outright revolting" isn't going to cut it. you need to use that "reason" that separates us from other species, and come up with actual arguments.

      if "outright revolting" or "disturbs me to the deepest roots of my being" is the test, then we would have a big problem on our hand. some people find interracial marriage to be "outright revolting", and others find that consumption of meat "disturbs [them] to the deepest roots of [their] being".

      with the reasoning you employ, we should ban meat consumption, interracial marriage and who knows what else.

      valid arguments (or the closest we can come to them) can be the only 'unit of analysis' in such matters.

  84. Rediculous! by Vthornheart · · Score: 1
    We *ARE* something special apart from the rest of creation. We can create something like a "Humanzee", to use the very example you (and the article) did! Let's see a monkey do that.

    The fact of the matter is, we are indeed something special. Not apart from creation, but special. We, and as far as current research shows, we alone, are the sole holders of the ability to reason: the ability to focus on goals other than those driven by immediate instinct. As Kant once said, we alone are independant moral agents.

    Speaking of interesting points, the fact that we are even having this conversation is a pretty strong testimony to the uniqueness of humanity. We have formed complex written and oral languages, and use technology of our own creation to shape the world around us so that we can do things like communicate when thousands of miles apart. I'd say we're at another plateau from the rest of the Animal kindgom, wouldn't you?

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    1. Re:Rediculous! by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
      Since your argument appears to be that we can do whatever we want to animals because we're smarter and more capable, I wonder what you would say if considerably more intelligent beings were encountered - the usual scenario being we go meet some aliens, or they come here.

      Being a naturally suspicious type of guy, my guess is you'd change your tune in a hurry if they decided you were food because you couldn't work out relativity from first principles as a minor conversational throw-away. :)

      Blek: "Zorg, this thing is really stupid!"

      Zorg: "Right. Cook it and store it, we'll eat it later. How about we try Alpha Centauri next?"

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  85. Many things could... by Vthornheart · · Score: 2, Interesting
    I imagine a lot of things could. I won't say for him what it is, as there are many to choose from... but for starters, a non-religious philosophy could be his grounds. There's quite a bit of them, you know.

    I myself, though mildly religious, am a believer in Kantian ethics: and thus, I base my judgments of morality not on Religion (which has morals but no rational grounding for them), but rather on Philosophy (which sometimes has morals but always has a more or less reasonable rational explanation for why).

    I suspect that an Athiest who agrees with me on this issue (anti-Chimerian) is appealing to one of those non-Religious moral theories.

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    1. Re:Many things could... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But Kant was completely incapable of coming up with a true objective test of his forumalations of the categorical imperative. At least claim Utilitarianism (in any of the forms postulated) because you can defend it.

    2. Re:Many things could... by back_pages · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I base my judgments of morality not on Religion (which has morals but no rational grounding for them)

      Oh, I think they have plenty of rational grounding for them, but there simply wasn't an appealling reason for the authors to include a balanced discussion of the pros and cons for their societal laws 1500 or 2000 years ago. I also doubt very much that the authors were planning ahead for the changes in society that might happen over the next 2000 years.

      If we had a time machine and asked these guys why sex out of wedlock is such a big problem, I think you'd find that women, who were uneducated, denied civil rights (property, leadership roles, etc.), unable to support themselves independently (through no fault of their own, of course) became a burden on the entire community if they were pregnant outside of marriage. Nobody wanted to marry the handled goods, so there wasn't a path to solvency for those women. I'd imagine that to a young unmarried woman, becoming pregnant was a death sentence either way - by starvation or by criminal punishment.

      However, if women in those days were educated, independent, able to support themselves, and they had birth control, I strongly doubt that adultry or sex out of wedlock would have carried such a stiff penalty. The problem simply would not have represented such a crisis for the ancient community. Of course, I've got nothing buy hypothesis, but it makes sense across the board. The disappointing thing is when people try to take these moral judgements that were originally based on rational and pragmatic decisions about ancient culture and insist that they must be applied to the letter on a foreign culture. Of course, they're primarily interested in keeping the homosexuals down - they don't force their wives to live in remote huts when they menstruate to protect men from the innate uncleanliness of women. It's all pick and choose, I guess.

    3. Re:Many things could... by Vthornheart · · Score: 1

      You make an interesting point! In truth, I never looked at it that way... I don't know if it helps for resolving this particular situation, but it does cast religion in a different light than I'd looked at it before. I'll have to investigate the matter further.

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    4. Re:Many things could... by fatphil · · Score: 1

      Great post, but I say that as I believe that with a broad brush you're pretty much right. (I didn't originally read the thread, I say it in metamod, and glad that I was offered the chance.)

      FP.

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  86. You know... by Vthornheart · · Score: 1

    it's funny, when you bring that up, it reminded me of an old thought I had when I was a kid. I noticed that people tend to fight each other because they need an enemy. I always speculated that if some alien species were ever to reveal itself, humanity would be much more peaceful within the species because this foreign entity would become the common enemy of humanity (perhaps regardless of the Alien's good or ill intent even). Granted, that is unfortunate but true... and if that logic holds, it would probably happen to any "subhuman" species that might ever arise, or any species that begins to exhibit intelligent thought similar to our own. It might solve a lot of intra-species conflict, but it would open a whole other box of violence.

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  87. Oh, it'll be "ruff" all right... by Vthornheart · · Score: 1

    ... sorry, I'll be quiet now.

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  88. Re:Morals? Wha? by Drantin · · Score: 1

    Natural chimeras are very rarely(eg: never?) transpecies...

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  89. Wehould grow meat in vats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Why not gentically engineer meat to grow in vats...no creature with brains need be created.

  90. Re:Morals? Wha? by krymsin01 · · Score: 1

    What about that lion/tiger half-breed from a while back?

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  91. Re:Pirating Half Life 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You should have kept this on topic by pointing to the chimeric porn vids. (most anime will do in a pinch)

  92. Re:Morals? Wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but it is hard to make a man/mouse half-breed to occur naturally. At least, that's what I'm told. I haven't tried it myself.

  93. Re:Morals? Wha? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It'd have to be done very carefully.

  94. D'Oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But I did say OR not XOR

  95. Spirit vs Soul in creatures by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Every living thing has a Spirit - an Anima - it's form of respiration gives that creature a spirit in the truest sense. The spirit leaves with the creature's last breath.

    A soul is what is left after the biological organism is gone, the life history of a complex spirit.

    If you imagine yourself as a pen, and your life as that pen on paper, the life history you live draws a picture. When the pen is gone (death) - the picture in history will forever remain.

    So the soul is the life history, its impact on others, its relationships to other people and the world, that is the soul - that which remains forever.

    To the effect that Soul is recorded, people will remember it, but that soul remains, recorded or not.

    All the great heros of Time have well recorded souls.

    I think if an Animal has a well recorded life, it can rise to the level of a Soul - Benji, A Triple Crown winner, Flipper - creatures who live with a measure of Fame, well the qualify as having a soul too - because their life had some major impact on Human Society.

    If/When humans ever travel the stars and meet other species traveling space, I think they would take great exception to think that humans alone had souls, and they did not!

  96. What is a "soul"? by RKBA · · Score: 1
    "Does a humanzee really have a soul?"

    What makes you think you or I have a soul? Where is it located and how much does it weight, etc?

  97. The old fafhrd and the grey mouser stories by RockModeNick · · Score: 1

    have one or two instances of anthromorphic rat lesbian softcore BDSM.

  98. Spiffy! by MrScience · · Score: 1

    In Minnesota, pigs are being born with human blood in their veins.

    I'm not sure I like having an easier path for viruses to migrate.

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  99. Re: Steps to follow by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey! I run Linux, Windows, and OSX, but I still have a girlfriend! It is possible!

  100. "Speech." by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's speech. I wouldn't correct you normally, but you used "speach" like three times.

    Anyway, in my opinion any animal rights argument is a colossal waste of time, as we don't even maintain a decent HUMAN rights standard right now, worldwide.

  101. John Holmes and the energizer bunny by sl4shd0rk · · Score: 1

    Put a Timex on it's wrist and you get a breeding machine that gives a a dickin' and keeps on tickin', and tickin' and tickin'...

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  102. Re:Pirating Half Life 2 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wow, and since I don't care that much about HL2, if it's not a real HL2 torrent I get free shemale porn, awesome!

  103. What will PETA do... by SirBruce · · Score: 1

    ... when biologists make a chimera that can talk and actually ASKS and WANTS to be eaten? :)

    Douglas Adams was a futurist after all.

    Bruce

  104. pesky, pesky ethics by Bambi+Dee · · Score: 0, Flamebait
    If the brains look as if they are taking on a distinctly human architecture a development that could hint at a glimmer of humanness [...]

    - such as making a conscious decision to imprison, mutilate, vivisect, shock, drug, kill, slice, dice and eat "other" mice?

    [...] they could be killed, he said.

    Ah, whew. For a moment I was worried they were being unethical or something.

  105. Easy. by SocialEngineer · · Score: 2, Funny

    Step one: Agitate a mouse enough to get it to bite your hand and not let go. Step two: Stick hand in blender. Step three: Turn on blender. Step four: Duct-tape. Finito.

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  106. Transplants by artson · · Score: 1

    I'm interested in the characteristics of organs that might be transplanted from chimeric donors to humans. Suppose for instance that a kidney was gown in a pig using your stem cells. Leaving aside questions or morality or danger because of viruses, how long would the kidney live?

    Would the telomeres in the kidney have the same length and offer the same life span as a purely human kidney - or would they tend to die at the same approximate time as a pig's life span?

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  107. Hey Monkey Boy! by The+Other+White+Meat · · Score: 1

    Now when I call someone that, it might actually be true...

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  108. Here's my question: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's say I killed a chimera; what would be the chances that I would find his leg bone-pipe and be able to make it into a nice gun for my lower-level trader? Sorry, obscure Anarchy Online comment.

  109. sorry for the double reply by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Let me clarify... let's start by redoing the study mentioned wherein they put quail brain tissue into chickens.. except instead of just observing the behavior lets go ahead and do in-depth studies of the results over the lifecycle of the bird, from embryo to death... and not just the brain.. let's look at the hormone glands and other organs.. then let's do it with several hundred chickens and monitor their group behavior to see if it also is influenced, their sexual behavior and dominance behavior and selection of mates and flocking patterns and finally let's go ahead and breed them through several generations to see what happens.

    You forgot the taste tests! : )

    And I give you my unlimitted approval on that idea. But while I'm adding stuff:

    Also look at the interaction of individuals, minority groups and majority groups of these chimeras mixed with groups of regular chickens. See how they interact, see how the illnesses spread through the populations.

    then let's do that again with as many types of animals as we need in order to come up with a complete understanding of what will happen when we insert homo sapien genetics into other animal species. Do it enough times and patterns will emerge that will be quite clear as to what will happen and what to expect. When we have those results decisions can be made based on real data, not just conjecture and ethical opinions.

    But, why waste so much time and money on those tedious studies when someone, somewhere, is just gonna go ahead and insert human genes in other critters just to see how it turns out?
    The thing about humans is, by the time they have the skills and ressources necessary to do something like that, they are also getting too old to have the patience to wait for all those lengthy studies to satisfy his curiosity.

    Yeah, the mad scientist is a cliché, but he's cliché for a reason...

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  110. We Already Have One by jack_csk · · Score: 1

    We already have one from Disney - We call it Mickey Mouse!

  111. Re:Tortoiseshell cats- health problems? by xtermin8 · · Score: 1

    I seem to remember that XXY creatures are plagued with all sorts of health problems, and "developmental disorders" in addition to sterility. I wonder if this is also true of the "fused embryo" cats?

  112. It IS a new age. That's exactly right. by fyngyrz · · Score: 1
    I diasagree. Your observation that other species engage in built-in courtship does not have to carry over to humanity. We are humans, not Blue-footed Boobies. The male human has a well-documented habit of taking women as property, using them as breeding (and bragging) stock, and discarding them when they no longer serve those specific functions. Human females are decidedly less able to defend themselves from males than are many other species, human males take power well beyond the physical limits of the body and use that power, and human males are extremely well equipped - by evolution, no less - to dominate the females as a result.

    Look at classic (not revisionist) Mormonism, where males take entire prides of females. Look at the Arabs. Look at the circumcision (removal of clitoris) practiced by present day savages such as those in the middle east. Look at how many indications we have of woman being treated as property - from the presumptions that underlaid US marriages in the 1800's to Kenya's amazing (in current terms) stripping of women's property rights, tossing them out of the house upon divorce with nothing but the clothes on their backs (and sometimes not even that.) Look at arranged marriages. I could go on for pages and pages. The record of women being used, as opposed to equal partners in "courtship" is substantiated from just about every direction you can think of. The recent spate of things like allowing women to vote, equal rights under the law, all these are wonderful, but they are not the result of evolution building women to be the equal of men in courtship. Human women are weaker, smaller, ill equipped to defend themselves, they are incapable of stopping impregnation regardless of if they are aroused or otherwise interested in the impregnating partner... and male humans have taken advantage of this at every stage of history.

    It is ridiculous to attempt to argue that courtship is a significant built-in for humans. Clearly, it is not. If it is a built-in at all, it is something that is so trivially suppressed for other benefits that it has probably had little or no effect upon the evolutionary development of the species. Hopefully we're seeing the last of women as property/breeding stock this century, but I wouldn't bet money on it, frankly.

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  113. Quite the opposite! by Vthornheart · · Score: 1

    Nay, you have me figured completely wrong... if you look at my other posts, I am utterly opposed to the concept of doing this hybridizing of humans, or otherwise doing strange or cruel things to other species. The fact of the matter is that we CAN do it... that is, we have the capacity to do so. It seems obvious to me that we *SHOULDN'T*, but the question of if its feasably possible because of our advances is obviously a yes.

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    1. Re:Quite the opposite! by fyngyrz · · Score: 1

      My apologies, then. :)

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  114. hmm... good point... by Vthornheart · · Score: 1

    I would laugh in response, but the truth of what you said is too depressing to laugh about.

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  115. No worries =) by Vthornheart · · Score: 1

    All's good =)

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  116. Just noticed something by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The link http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/6534243/. It's an MSNBC site. I'm using Konqueror 3.2.2 to view it, and the text is lined up all wrong. So I went to Settings -> Configure Konqueror -> Browser Identification, where it said Konqueror reports itself as "Mozilla/5.0 (compatible; Konqueror/3.2; Linux) (KHTML, like Gecko)" I unchecked "Send identification", reloaded the page and viola, suddenly the text is lined up properly. Go ahead, try it!

    So Microsoft are purposefully screwing up their site for Mozilla users, and specifically those that send the browser information! Didn't they get caught doing this with Opera, when it caused a bit of a stir?

  117. freak show... by torrents · · Score: 1

    discussing the morals/ethics of this is fine, but isn't anybody just plain freaked out by this???

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  118. Make that 3.5 billion, then by jd · · Score: 1
    It'd completely escaped me that you could consider a single modern cell as a chimera, in and of itself! Phew! That's an excellent point!


    That being the case, then blending cells might result in blending at either the "regular" level OR the mitochondrial level (or both or neither). An exponential increase in possible effects.


    There's a further possibility, but I don't know enough about microbiology to give you probabilities or any realistic mechanism by which it could occur.


    If two cells, of different types, can be run together like that to form a chimerical cell, then other chimerical cells may be possible. Here's an odd-ball theory for you - picture the life in the really deep ocean trenches, that can only survive near thermal vents. There are probably single-cell organisms amongst them. Some of those may be primitive enough that they could be absorbed into a cell, the way mitochondria and chloroplasts were.


    Since there is certainly neither sugar nor sunlight down there, there has to be some mechanism for processing the heat energy - however inefficiently - directly. Which suggests either the organisms down there can do that or have absorbed something that can.


    One possible use for this would be to heat-harden plants, where the environment is becoming too hostile for them. Simply modify them to be able to use the additional energy available. Since the law of conservation of energy applies, if you've converted heat energy into chemical energy, then there's less heat. It may be possible to use this to allow a plant to cool itself to within temperatures it can tolerate.


    No guarantees that the modification wouldn't cause some environmental disaster and wipe out all life on Earth (other than itself), but it would be a much more imaginitive way to end the world than wars, earthquakes, floods, etc.

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    1. Re:Make that 3.5 billion, then by shawb · · Score: 1

      IIRC the deep see thermal vent ecosystems are based on chemical energy from the vents. The liquid that comes out of them is extremely sulfer (I believe) rich. This sulfer is captured by various bacteria which oxidize the sulfer to gain energy. And indeed, these bacteria are often found inside of other organisms. Not inside the cells like mitochondria, but more like inside a special organ (Much like out large intestine is a host to bacteria, or moreso like the stomach of a cow.) Come to think of it, Humans carry around more bacteria cells than they do human cells. Although, the human cells are generally larger, meaning that most of our mass is genetiacally human.

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  119. Big deal, everyone with XX are by enderwig · · Score: 1

    Technically, any human with 2 X chromosomes (not sure about cases of non-disjunction), is a chimera since either the maternal or paternal X chromosome is randomly turned off at random times during development. That's the way we balance expression from the sex chromosomes. Other species up regulate the single sex chromosome.

    So most women are chimeras between mom's X and dad's X. Chalk up another difference between men and women! ^_^

  120. Oh dear... by SoulSkorpion · · Score: 1

    This sort of thing never ends well.

  121. Re:Tortoiseshell cats- health problems? by catman · · Score: 1

    XXY results in Klinefelder's syndrome. The fused ones seem to be perfectly normal, healthy cats.

  122. Human body with animal brain? by MikeFM · · Score: 1

    If they can give a human mind to an animal why can't they grow human bodies with animal brains? That'd be useful for everything from transplants and medical research to sex slaves.

    I'd buy a pet that looked human but only had the mind of an animal. I guess I'm thinking of a beautiful woman that would act like my cat. Rush to see me when I got home, enjoys licking, touching, and rubbing, baths a lot, and always wants to sit on my lap. It could be something between a pet and a girlfriend. It'd be good for the pet too.. unlike a cat you could take it to resturants and stuff.

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  123. Planet of the Apes by SagaLore · · Score: 1

    Imagine, said Robert Streiffer, a professor of philosophy and bioethics at the University of Wisconsin, a human-chimpanzee chimera endowed with speech and an enhanced potential to learn -- what some have called a "humanzee." Planet of the Apes, here we come.

  124. Barrington J. Bayley has forseen this... by GodsMadClown · · Score: 1

    Read The Zen Gun.

    One of the main antagonists is a human/primate chimera. Also animals staff much of the empire, because the human race is suffering a severe underpopulation problem.

    http://www.oivas.com/bjb/zen.html

    "His work is the very antithesis of tired hackdom. To invent an entire self-consistent cosmology and physics for a $2.50 DAW paperback (THE ZEN GUN, 1983) is one of those noble acts of selfless altruism that keep SF alive. There seems no limit to the man's inventiveness, his pyrotechnic bursts of fresh ideas. To these natural gifts, enough to sustain a dozen lesser writers, he adds an intense dedication to craft that gives his best work its eerie sense of dark complexity." - Bruce Sterling, Cheap Truth

    http://www.amazon.com/unicef/
    ISBN: 0879978511
    Used copies start at ~$4.

    It's like the pulp sensabilities of Philip Jose Farmer crossed with the physics mind of Poul Anderson, then hopped up on serious hallucinogens. In short, it's worth the time to track down a copy at your local used book store.

  125. Re:Anyone awake? Help me out.... by duplicate-nickname · · Score: 1

    No, it wasn't me. I was just trying to find out more info (like if it was a known worm/virus) to e-mail to the madison.com folks.

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