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  1. Re:I'd love to be in his class on Professor Steve Ballmer Will Teach At Two Universities This Year · · Score: 1

    >The desktop Windows market is shrinking rapidly

    No it isn't. All you're seeing is that PCs are now better built and more robust. People don't need the latest breakthrough in technology because the last breakthroughs are still carrying them. I ran my last video card for 6 years before I felt the need to replace it and that was because it was damaged, not because the specs of the card itself were not good enough.

    What you see as a "shrinking market share" is actually people who are happy enough with their current setup that they feel no need to change it.

  2. Re:The first ever business course on Professor Steve Ballmer Will Teach At Two Universities This Year · · Score: 1

    I'll skip ahead to advanced table flipping.

  3. They've created an algorithm for producing fuzzy blobs!

  4. Re:talk about hypocrisy on Are Altcoins Undermining Bitcoin's Credibility? · · Score: 1

    it's not regulated until it's regulated. That regulation is coming, and you can't escape it.

  5. Just say no. on Are Altcoins Undermining Bitcoin's Credibility? · · Score: 1

    If you all haven't learned by now that shitcoin and all the garbage like it has got serious issues you deserve everything coming your way.

  6. Re:I wish my PS3 would play DLNA on Xbox One Will Play Media from USB Devices, DLNA Servers · · Score: 1

    You need plex, then all files will be compatible regardless of what they start as. Trying to do it any other way is truly painful.

  7. Re:I love competition. on Xbox One Will Play Media from USB Devices, DLNA Servers · · Score: 1

    So you're going to change the system clock 5 - 10 times per movie? Yeah, I'd probably just use a different device.

  8. of ffs on Maryam Mirzakhani Is the First Woman Fields Medalist · · Score: 2

    >The gender imbalance in mathematics is long-standing and pervasive...

    Enough of this stupid clickbait shit. Good math doesn't know gender.

  9. It's the year of the.... on Point-and-Shoot: TrackingPoint's New Linux-Controlled AR-15s · · Score: 1

    ....Linux deathtop?

  10. Re:No, school should not be year-round. on Slashdot Asks: Should Schooling Be Year-Round? · · Score: 1

    Fuck that. Keep 'em in school all year. They're getting dumber and dumber and it's high time we put a stop to it.

  11. Re:The canonical best household router is on Ask Slashdot: Life Beyond the WRT54G Series? · · Score: 1

    This is a joke, right? I sure sounds like a joke.

  12. Re:hear hear! on Idiot Leaves Driver's Seat In Self-Driving Infiniti, On the Highway · · Score: 1

    >But it appears self-driving cars are already hear, and one idiot ...

    So much irony.

  13. Re:String theory is voodoo physics on The Man Who Invented the 26th Dimension · · Score: 1

    ...so basically it's not testable. I fail to see how these new conditions change anything.

  14. Re:Gotcha covered... on The Man Who Invented the 26th Dimension · · Score: 1

    ...and then we added ANOTHER BLADE ... err, dimension...

    For the record, I now don't know if I'm looking for the closest shave ever, or a unified theory.

  15. Re:Well at least they saved the children! on Google Spots Explicit Images of a Child In Man's Email, Tips Off Police · · Score: 1

    > this guy seems to be guilty

    This is my problem with online mobs. They determine guilt before it's even established.

  16. Ed man! !man ed on Comparison: Linux Text Editors · · Score: 5, Funny

    ( obligatory, credit to: https://www.gnu.org/fun/jokes/... )

    When I log into my Xenix system with my 110 baud teletype, both vi and Emacs are just too damn slow. They print useless messages like, ‘C-h for help’ and ‘“foo” File is read only’. So I use the editor that doesn't waste my VALUABLE time.

    Ed, man! !man ed

    ED(1) Unix Programmer's Manual ED(1)

    NAME
              ed - text editor

    SYNOPSIS
              ed [ - ] [ -x ] [ name ]
    DESCRIPTION
              Ed is the standard text editor.
    ---

    Computer Scientists love ed, not just because it comes first alphabetically, but because it's the standard. Everyone else loves ed because it's ED!

    “Ed is the standard text editor.”

    And ed doesn't waste space on my Timex Sinclair. Just look:

    -rwxr-xr-x 1 root 24 Oct 29 1929 /bin/ed
    -rwxr-xr-t 4 root 1310720 Jan 1 1970 /usr/ucb/vi
    -rwxr-xr-x 1 root 5.89824e37 Oct 22 1990 /usr/bin/emacs
    Of course, on the system I administrate, vi is symlinked to ed. Emacs has been replaced by a shell script which 1) Generates a syslog message at level LOG_EMERG; 2) reduces the user's disk quota by 100K; and 3) RUNS ED!!!!!!

    “Ed is the standard text editor.”

    Let's look at a typical novice's session with the mighty ed:

    golem$ ed

    ?
    help
    ?
    ?
    ?
    quit
    ?
    exit
    ?
    bye
    ?
    hello?
    ?
    eat flaming death
    ?
    ^C
    ?
    ^C
    ?
    ^D
    ?
    ---

    Note the consistent user interface and error reportage. Ed is generous enough to flag errors, yet prudent enough not to overwhelm the novice with verbosity.

    “Ed is the standard text editor.”

    Ed, the greatest WYGIWYG editor of all.

    ED IS THE TRUE PATH TO NIRVANA! ED HAS BEEN THE CHOICE OF EDUCATED AND IGNORANT ALIKE FOR CENTURIES! ED WILL NOT CORRUPT YOUR PRECIOUS BODILY FLUIDS!! ED IS THE STANDARD TEXT EDITOR! ED MAKES THE SUN SHINE AND THE BIRDS SING AND THE GRASS GREEN!!

    When I use an editor, I don't want eight extra KILOBYTES of worthless help screens and cursor positioning code! I just want an EDitor!! Not a “viitor”. Not a “emacsitor”. Those aren't even WORDS!!!! ED! ED! ED IS THE STANDARD!!!

    TEXT EDITOR.

    When IBM, in its ever-present omnipotence, needed to base their “edlin” on a Unix standard, did they mimic vi? No. Emacs? Surely you jest. They chose the most karmic editor of all. The standard.

    Ed is for those who can remember what they are working on. If you are an idiot, you should use Emacs. If you are an Emacs, you should not be vi. If you use ED, you are on THE PATH TO REDEMPTION. THE SO-CALLED “VISUAL” EDITORS HAVE BEEN PLACED HERE BY ED TO TEMPT THE FAITHLESS. DO NOT GIVE IN!!! THE MIGHTY ED HAS SPOKEN!!!

  17. All the cars... on Elon Musk Promises 100,000 Electric Cars Per Year · · Score: 0

    ...and none of the affordability. Go Elon go!

  18. Re: Not Just Phones on Do Apple and Google Sabotage Older Phones? What the Graphs Don't Show · · Score: 1

    Realistically, you want to get rid of Samsung's Android firmware entirely and that solves a lot of problems. Install cyanogenmod ( http://www.cyanogenmod.org/ ) and you can quite easily reclaim your phone. I'm still using my SGS2 i9100 and don't feel any need to update at all.

  19. Re: Not Just Phones on Do Apple and Google Sabotage Older Phones? What the Graphs Don't Show · · Score: 1

    ...and they don't. My ipad stopped getting updates a long time ago. However they made sure the last update it got made it run badly.

  20. Re: Not Just Phones on Do Apple and Google Sabotage Older Phones? What the Graphs Don't Show · · Score: 1

    You're assuming apple fanatics operate on the basis of logical argument. They often don't. Most buy the next iteration just because it exists, not because it's solving any problem they may or may not have. Making the previous iteration slow or unstable seems like a perfectly logical thing for apple to do to incentivize their rabid fanbase.

  21. Flappy balls? on A Credit Card-Sized, Arduino-Based Game Device (Video) · · Score: 1

    Really? That's not a sales pitch, it's a warning bell.

  22. Re:Yes it should ship! on Samsung Delays Tizen Phone Launch · · Score: 1, Informative

    >Apple didn't come from behind in the smartphone market

    That's total bullshit. Microsoft was selling smartphones long before Apple ever was. The completely came from behind in the market.

    >Apple introduced revolutionary new hardware - capacitive based multitouch technology

    No they didn't. That already existed long before Apple came along and used it.

    Apple trying to say they invented multitouch is a complete joke, and frankly is insulting to all the other people involved. See: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/M...

  23. Re:crap hardware on Household Robot Jibo Nets Over $1 Million On Indiegogo · · Score: 1

    indienogo

  24. Also... on Greenpeace: Amazon Fire Burns More Coal and Gas Than It Should · · Score: 1

    ...Apple has made a commitment to force you to pay a massive premium for using their products. It's great that they're doing this, but they're forcing the consumer to pay for it, then they turn around and try to act like they're awesome.

  25. Re:Typical on Bose Sues New Apple Acquisition Beats Over Patent Violations · · Score: 2

    No, bose basically patented something that has been around for decades. They didn't create shit.