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Idiot Leaves Driver's Seat In Self-Driving Infiniti, On the Highway

cartechboy writes Self-driving cars are coming, that's nothing new. People are somewhat nervous about this technology, and that's also not news. But it appears self-driving cars are already here, and one idiot was dumb enough to climb out of the driver's seat while his car cruised down the highway. The car in question is a new Infiniti Q50, which has Active Lane Control and adaptive cruise control. Both of which essentially turn the Q50 into an autonomous vehicle while at highway speeds. While impressive, taking yourself out of a position where you can quickly and safely regain control of the car if needed is simply dumb. After watching the video, it's abundantly clear why people should be nervous about autonomous vehicles. It's not the cars and tech we need to worry about, it's idiots like this guy.

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  1. hear hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    already "hear" huh? wow...

    1. Re:hear hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      What? Speak up, I can barely here you.

    2. Re:hear hear! by frovingslosh · · Score: 5, Funny

      Yup. And they wrote that while calling someone else an idiot.

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    3. Re:hear hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      Your an idiot!

    4. Re:hear hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      I hear your words but I FEEL your retardation.

    5. Re:hear hear! by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 0

      Making a spelling error is not even remotely equivalent to doing something idiotic.

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    6. Re: hear hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      It's you're, not your, you hear?

    7. Re:hear hear! by slayerking · · Score: 0

      Laughed so hard when I read it.

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    8. Re:hear hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      You're doing it wrong, it's supposed to be "Your and idiot."

      Trolling is a art.

    9. Re:hear hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ...it's supposed to be "Your and idiot."

      No, you meant 'use your hand, idiot'

    10. Re:hear hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Can you here me now?

    11. Re: hear hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trolling is AN art

    12. Re:hear hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Not very well. Why don't you just come over hear so we can talk better?

    13. Re:hear hear! by kuzb · · Score: 1

      >But it appears self-driving cars are already hear, and one idiot ...

      So much irony.

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    14. Re:hear hear! by Arancaytar · · Score: 2

      Yet calls other people idiots.

    15. Re:hear hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and your a moran!!

    16. Re: hear hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Falling for an obvious troll is not

    17. Re:hear hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't have an A Moran. I have a B Moran though.

    18. Re: hear hear! by St.Creed · · Score: 1

      Suckerrrrrrr....

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    19. Re:hear hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're doing it wrong, it's supposed to be "Your and idiot."

      Trolling is a art.

      Trolling is *an art. ;)

    20. Re:hear hear! by desdinova+216 · · Score: 1

      I think a lot of the Your/You're errors are cases of spell check/autocorrect

    21. Re:hear hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is stupid. Was anyone else hoping he jumped out of the car at highway speeds? LOL.

    22. Re:hear hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Yes it is. Making a spelling error shows that you are uneducated. "

      Actually no. Knee jerk assumptions about a persons education based on something as minor as a spelling mistake - on a site where many peoples first language is not English - is a sign that you're a pompous, pretentious, bigoted ass-fucker.

    23. Re:hear hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Knee jerk assumptions about a persons education based on something as minor as a spelling mistake - on a site where many peoples first language is not English - is a sign that you're a pompous, pretentious, bigoted ass-fucker.

      So, he's a typical AC on /., then?

    24. Re: hear hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or so it would seem.... I knew that by feeding the troll someone else would respond to point out my error. But now I reveal the mask to show that I am in fact another troll an you sir just got trolled

    25. Re: hear hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trolling is AN art

      No, Trolling is a nark ...

    26. Re:hear hear! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your what?

  2. Already hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    For some reason I expected them to be at most already see or feel.

    1. Re: Already hear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      or you mean "sea" and feel.

  3. Calling someone an idiot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ...immediately after using "hear" instead of "here" is kind of ironic

    1. Re:Calling someone an idiot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Your sew dum

    2. Re:Calling someone an idiot... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There, their, they're now. Don't get all worked up over such little things.

  4. "self-driving cars are already hear," by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Here.

  5. Submission with a spelling error, say it isn't so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    "self-driving cars are already hear,"
    Uh, do people not know to read back their posts before they submit them, or did they let their smartphone autocorrect?

    Self-driving cars will never succeed. WE DON'T HAVE VERY MANY AUTOMATIC TRAINS IN THE WORLD, the reason is because they have to contend with stupid drivers and jaywalkers. What makes anyone think automatic cars will work with human drivers still on the road?

  6. Huh? by Kjella · · Score: 4, Insightful

    After watching the video, it's abundantly clear why people should be nervous about autonomous vehicles.

    No, it's clear why we should be worried about almost-but-not-really autonomous vehicles, in the real deal this would be fine. If we could get this guy as far away from a steering wheel as possible, it'd be perfect.

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    1. Re:Huh? by Immerman · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Absolutely. Anything that *almost* removes the need for you to be behind the wheel is an accident waiting to happen. Even if you remain in your seat, what are the odds that you'll remain alert and aware of the surrounding traffic after the 100th commute where it proved completely unnecessary to do so?

      Either give me a car that will let me take a nap while it drives, or leave me in control. I've got better things to do than babysit a computer

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    2. Re:Huh? by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 3, Interesting

      No, it's clear why we should be worried about almost-but-not-really autonomous vehicles, in the real deal this would be fine

      That was my first thought. Idiots like this guy are the problem. Fully autonomous vehicles are the solution.

    3. Re:Huh? by rmdingler · · Score: 1
      Semi-autonomous hackable vehicles:

      Didn't the green stripe site run a story a couple of minutes ago about Black Hat's presumption that the Jeep Cherokee and the Q50 were rife with cyber vulnerabilities?

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    4. Re:Huh? by Ichijo · · Score: 5, Informative

      Anything that *almost* removes the need for you to be behind the wheel is an accident waiting to happen.

      Like Asiana 214, where the pilots didn't know how to fly the plane manually.

      Or like the way that, in the name of safety, we've removed trees from the sides of roads because drivers kept hitting them. Now drivers go even faster on those same roads and hit pedestrians who are no longer protected by the trees. How's that for progress?

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    5. Re:Huh? by TubeSteak · · Score: 2

      You'd think these cars would have a sensor in the seat to detect if there's a driver or not.
      I mean, newish cars already have them in the passenger seat to enable/disable the passenger side air bags.

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    6. Re:Huh? by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1, Troll

      Or like the way that, in the name of safety, we've removed trees from the sides of roads because drivers kept hitting them. Now drivers go even faster on those same roads and hit pedestrians who are no longer protected by the trees. How's that for progress?

      Or how better tire tech, anti-lock brakes and just better braking systems have caused people to stop later, drive closer to the car ahead of them, and be less cautious in bad weather?

      I liked the days of chrome spears in the drivers compartment. At least then you knew the person driving like crazy was serious as they knew that one mistake could skewer their skull on the chrome dashboard accents.

    7. Re:Huh? by fractoid · · Score: 4, Informative

      what are the odds that you'll remain alert and aware of the surrounding traffic after the 100th commute where it proved completely unnecessary to do so?

      Spot on. It doesn't improve safety in any way shape or form. It's just a liability dodge. So far, vehicle manufacturers have been able to offload responsibility for crashes onto the drivers involved unless it's provable that the car was engineered wrongly.

      Fully autonomous vehicles are scary for manufacturers because they potentially shift all liability to the manufacturer. This is made worse by the fact that, while people are willing to accept "human error" from a human driver, they become outraged if a machine makes a mistake, even if the machine is 100x more reliable than a human. This is a mindset that will have to change as machines become more aware of their surroundings and start making higher level decisions.

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    8. Re:Huh? by un1nsp1red · · Score: 1

      If it's the same guy/car that was featured last week, there is a sensor built into the steering wheel. The dude circumvented the system (by attaching a beverage can to the steering wheel) so it would think a driver was present and actively engaged. I'm guessing he did the same again.

    9. Re:Huh? by mjwx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Absolutely. Anything that *almost* removes the need for you to be behind the wheel is an accident waiting to happen. Even if you remain in your seat, what are the odds that you'll remain alert and aware of the surrounding traffic after the 100th commute where it proved completely unnecessary to do so?

      This is why autonomous cars are a long while away, sure we'll be 99% of the way there by 2018, it's that last 1% that's the bitch.

      We cant remove the human from the link until we are 100% certain that the computer can make decisions better than a very good driver.

      A few weeks ago a friend of mine was in a rear end collision with one of those new Ford Kuga SUV's which advertise automatic emergency brakes... They dont work, even if they did engage they wouldn't have stopped in time because their based on a dry stopping distance, not a wet one (it's winter here in Oz). We cant even get simple systems to work reliably.

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    10. Re:Huh? by rasmusbr · · Score: 1

      You'd think these cars would have a sensor in the seat to detect if there's a driver or not.
      I mean, newish cars already have them in the passenger seat to enable/disable the passenger side air bags.

      They would need something better than that, like a camera that monitors the eyes of the driver and correlates the eye movements with the road and the traffic to determine if the driver is actively aware of the situation.

      One solution might be to have cars that are always in one of two modes:

      Mode 1: Fully autonomous.
      Mode 2: Fully manual. A warning signal will sound if the driver does something that the computer wouldn't do, or fails to do something that the computer would do. The computer may decide to switch to mode 1 if it determines that the driver is asleep or drunk.

    11. Re:Huh? by Bodhammer · · Score: 1

      Let's all be honest here (hear?) - it was a beer can, not a "beverage" can. Do we always have to be so politically correct?

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    12. Re:Huh? by Bonobo_Unknown · · Score: 5, Informative

      In the olden days everyone was too drunk while driving to be scared of the steel spear waiting to impale them for their driving mistakes.

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    13. Re:Huh? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Good point with liability, and I'd have to say liability for autonomous driving systems *should* be 100% on the manufacturer. I'm looking forward to following the first case where one of these semi-autonomous systems kills someone because the driver-seat passenger was completely predictably distracted.

      >Rampant carbon sequestration destroyed the Dinosaurs' tropical paradise. I'm here to help repair the damage.
      Slow down, will you? It took at least 50,000 years to sequester all that stuff, and the sun has heated up a bit in the intervening Megayears. Dump it all back today and we'll be in a world of hurt.

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    14. Re:Huh? by Immerman · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Nonsense. The computer only needs to be markedly better than an *average* driver to be a huge safety win. It doesn't even need to *always* be better than the average driver - if it can reliably avoid 90% of the most common accidents, then even it it fails spectacularly in the last 10% of edge cases, and even if humans would have avoided 100% of those, the autonomous systems will still have reduced the number of accidents by a factor of 9.

      That said, I wouldn't trust the current auto manufacturers to do the job properly, they mostly can't even install a media system without also potentially letting anyone with a bluetooth rifle take complete control of the critical electronics. But there are folks doing some really impressive driving systems - I've even seen one that can drive professional road-racing courses flawlessly, with near-professional lap times. And yes, it can even do so in the rain.

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    15. Re:Huh? by iksbob · · Score: 5, Insightful

      In the olden days, the horse knew the way home.

    16. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would recommend better human beings that are always well rested, alert, and focused entirely on operating their vehicle safely before ditching crush zones, ABS brakes, air bags, and grippier tires.

      Looking forward to fully autonomous vehicles and not having to deal with the self-righteous people who long for their 4,000 pound steel death traps.

    17. Re:Huh? by master_kaos · · Score: 1

      Depends what the edge cases are.

      Whats better, 9 minor accidents or only 1 serious accident?
      Probably the 9 minor ones.

      In my area they really been big on putting in roundabouts in the last 10 years or so at a bunch of intersections. Minor accidents have gone way up but major accidents have gone way way down, so overall it is a win.

    18. Re:Huh? by mjwx · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Nonsense. The computer only needs to be markedly better than an *average* driver to be a huge safety win.

      Nope,

      Firstly people will never accept that. It needs to be far superior in order to be accepted by the general public.

      Secondly, the average driver in the US is considered a very poor driver by Australian standards... and the Germans/English are better than us.

      Thirdly, idiots tend to make different mistakes, computers will always make the same ones. For this reason, autonomous systems need to be far superior to the average driver as 1 in 1000 events on the road will catch maybe 1% of average drivers (because they fail in different ways) but if it gets 1 autonomous car, it will get others as well (because they all fail in the same way). For this reason, it needs to be able to avoid more risks than the average driver. Ironically, the unpredictability of bad drivers helps protect them and make them better than autonomous systems even thought their unpredictability is the biggest thing making them a bad driver.

      It's getting that last 1% right that will take the most time.

      That said, I wouldn't trust the current auto manufacturers to do the job properly, they mostly can't even install a media system without also potentially letting anyone with a bluetooth rifle take complete control of the critical electronics.

      Back to my example about the Ford SUV.

      Ford programmed it for dry conditions, it does not perform as well in the wet (sometimes it does not even work at all, as my friends Prelude found out the hard way). That system doesn't take into account the differing environmental conditions, it doesn't know if the road is smooth or coarse, wet or dry, tarmac or gravel. All of these factors make massive differences in braking distance.

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    19. Re:Huh? by vakuona · · Score: 1

      I couldn't agree more. I think any "autonomous" system that requires a driver to keep in the driving seat "just in case" is monumentally stupid. The worst thing a self-driving car could ever do is to attempt to give you control in an emergency situation. It's either completely autonomous, or not at all.

      A semi autonomous system is the worst of both worlds. It makes you less aware of the situation and give you control at the worst possible time, wuite possibly when you are asleep behind the wheel.

    20. Re:Huh? by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 1

      I don't think the general public will happily trust a computer driver that fails spectacularly in edge cases. Look at the outcry over some edge-case computer-related brake malfunctions a few years ago. The computer can't just be better than the average driver, partly because everyone believes themselves to be better than the average driver*. It has to be better than nearly all drivers in most imaginable circumstances. People tend to get most nervous about things that are completely out of their control. I think perhaps that's why flying is more nerve-wracking to many people (beyond the obvious reasons), even though flying is statistically many times safer than driving.

      * Honestly, I'm no exception. I'll bet everyone reading this also nods and says to themselves "well, yeah, but I AM actually a better-than-average driver."

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    21. Re:Huh? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I'm of the firm opinion that a vehicle should have one driver. If it's the machine itself, that's fine by me. If it's me, that's also fine. But don't go half-and-half because then you have communication issues to deal with. Automatic transmissions are bad enough (although somewhat inconsistently, I do like cruise control).

      As for the global warming stuff, it looks like some of the arctic methane ices are starting to be released due to warm currents going where they didn't used to. I think it's beyond just CO2 emissions now, things are going to get veeery interesting over the next 50-100 years. I should buy a boat. (I think it'll be a good challenge for the human race, though!)

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    22. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      while they don't have them,there is nothing inconsistent about a manual transmission and traditional cruise control. I get the car up to speed and hit a button and it locks the throttle at the level I had it. touch brake, throttle, or clutch and that lock disengages.

      the real question is why don't we have it?

    23. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until they get the accident liability issue sorted out, I think even fully autonomous vehicles will be marketed as having only partially autonomous safety features.

      I know squat about Infiniti's ALC or its limitations, but seeing this video makes me wonder if we're already there.

      That said, this guy is definitely an idiot for making that gamble with the lives of those with whom he shares the road.

    24. Re:Huh? by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      autonomous cars won't all fail the same way unless the situation is exactly the same. They are MORE sensitive to minor differences because they can actually comprehend all the minor differences. That isn't to say they won't do something incredibly stupid at some point, but you may want to learn a bit about how those systems work. And of course, the software won't be the same on every car.

      But I like your dig about American drivers. After spending my last year driving in the UK, I found the drivers there spectacularly bad. If they are better than Aussies, I'm glad I've never had to drive in Sydney. But my first few weeks I wasn't exactly a daisy, the roundabouts really screw with you if you have never taken them before (especially on the dual carriageways).

      Then again, it could be as simple the driving standards (i.e. etiquette and culture) are different in each country.

    25. Re:Huh? by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      not quite, there can be weird situations (like construction areas) where it comes to a stop because it doesn't understand and has you take control until it does again.

      But in emergency situations, it is always better to come to a full stop rather than hand of control while moving.

    26. Re:Huh? by beelsebob · · Score: 1

      And what should they do if they detect the driver leaves? All they're capable of is following a lane, speeding up, and slowing down. The only way to get the driver back in the seat would be to stop, but that would be extremely dangerous in the middle of a freeway.

    27. Re: Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? Manual transmission cars have had cruise control since the mid-90's...

    28. Re: Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To a certain extent, mode 2 already exists in some higher-end cars. I can't remember the model, but there was an article a couple months back that was about a car that switches to lane control whenever the driver's micro-correction count dropped under a certain limit, indicating fatigue/imminent sleep...

    29. Re:Huh? by DarkOx · · Score: 1

      No the computer needs to make better decision than the typical driver. The average driver is probably considerably worse than the mode, because there are some really horrible drivers out there.

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    30. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I say we make marijuana mandatory. That way people wouldn't want to drive over 10mph. Win/win.

    31. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Now it's my wife. Progress?

    32. Re:Huh? by stdarg · · Score: 3, Insightful

      People tend to think of average as mean, so it's entirely possible (and likely I think) that most drivers are better than the mean.

      That's because there are a bunch of decent drivers, and a few who are really atrocious and shouldn't be driving. I'm guessing the distribution looks something like:

      2% Excellent: not only do they not cause accidents, they avoid them and make everybody safer with their driving habits
      88% Good: not always 100% defensive so susceptible to things like sudden braking, but generally good drivers if nothing unexpected happens
      10% Bad: weaving through traffic, speeding in residential areas, turning or backing up without looking, etc

      So 90% of the population is "above average" (mean).

    33. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Cruise control is available on most manual models of vehicle. As far as gear shifting goes, no, it won't do that unless it's semi-automatic. However, in most all cases where you'd need to shift, you'll disengage cruise on an automatic, so the point is moot.

    34. Re:Huh? by TubeSteak · · Score: 1

      The only way to get the driver back in the seat would be to stop, but that would be extremely dangerous in the middle of a freeway.

      At the bare minimum the car could turn on its hazards, honk the horn, and set off the car alarm (if separate from the horn).

      And maybe the default behavior should be a full stop on the roadway.
      If there's no driver in the seat, that's extremely dangerous too.

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    35. Re:Huh? by devman · · Score: 1

      It is likely that if that is the case one of two things will happen. You'll be required to indemnify the manufacturer when you buy the car, individuals would then cover their risk with insurance policies, or you'll be required maintain an insurance policy on behalf of the manufacturer as a condition of using the vehicle, (or the cost of the policy for the life of the vehicle may be priced-in some how). Both of these have a nice feature that underwriting should provide a corrective market force (unsafe cars or autonomous driving systems cost more than safe ones to insure).

    36. Re:Huh? by sustik · · Score: 1

      Imagine how pathetic it is when they have to take away someone's license to operate a self-driving car...

    37. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      in the olden days, you slept on your horse and your horse was home.

    38. Re:Huh? by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      It's getting that last 1% right that will take the most time.

      That last 1% might not be as big of a hurdle depending on how we define it. An automated car doesn't need to be 99.9%
      safe on all roads everywhere. If an automated car was 99.9% safe on interstates and didn't engage on non-interstate
      roads then it would still be extremely useful. To me this should be the first short term goal. Make an automated car
      that only engages above 30mph on interstates and knows how to safely navigate and/or stop if it encounters a problem.
      This would be highly useful for semis and anyone travelling long distances which is where you want to use it the most.

      But this "almost automated" crap is not only extremely stupid and dangerous, it threatens to set the whole industry back 10 years
      the first time one of these "automated" cars kills someone.

    39. Re:Huh? by Harlequin80 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Having lived in Australia and the UK as well as driven a motorcycle 20000km around Europe and a car from LA to Miami I feel that I can comment without the citation.

      Germany have the best drivers as they have the highest standard of awareness of other drivers on the road and they are very consistent in what they do. The behaviour on their autobahns and highways is completely predictable. The UK you need to learn what is the etiquette in order to be comfortable. They drive faster than their continental cousins on the same grade road, they tend to follow closer and generally require a lower gap. That said they are acutely aware of every other car on the road. They can do the zip merge and will let people in but if you are not from the uk you will find the spaces small.

      America tends to be the opposite end of the spectrum to the UK. Technically I am sure their driving skills are find but awareness of others on the road appears to be zero. Keeping to the slow lane also seems to be an unknown art. Also on smaller streets stop signs and the like seem to be on a do I feel like following this today setup. If you are merging onto a highway you can pretty much bet the cars on the highway won't speed up or slow down to make life easier for you.

      Australia sits half way between the UK and USA. There is slightly more awareness of other drivers (but not enough) people will accept a smaller gap and are more consistent drivers. Running stop signs and traffic lights is a big no no in Australia and most people don't do it.

    40. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good point with liability, and I'd have to say liability for autonomous driving systems *should* be 100% on the manufacturer.

      FWIW, Google agrees with you.

    41. Re:Huh? by Firethorn · · Score: 1

      If there's no driver in the seat, that's extremely dangerous too.

      Which is more dangerous, a car without a driver but with lane control and adaptive cruise so it'll at least try to not plow into something ahead of it, or a stopped car in the middle of a freeway?

      I'd say the latter is the more critically dangerous solution.

      I'm with many of the others - you need to either be completely autonomous or give the drivers a good chunk of control.

      They're actually doing studies regarding this with military drones. They're finding that too much automation, not enough for the operator to control results in straying attention. As a result one of the things they were considering was removing some of the automation.

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    42. Re:Huh? by houghi · · Score: 1

      It is not just progress, it is evolution at work. Soon we will have either drivers who are extremely quick to avoid pedestrians or pedestrians who are extremely quick to avoid cars.

      Only some 100 or 200 generations and this should work out fine.
      In fact, that is why I would oppose to ANY speedlimit or road regulating laws. It will work out itself in the end.

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    43. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How long before someone falls asleep or even decides to nap on purpose while driving such vehicles?

    44. Re:Huh? by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      I can't help but think that was an attempt to justify using the carpool lane.

    45. Re:Huh? by Immerman · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I have no doubt that's what auto-makers would *like* to have happen - whether we let them or not is a separate question.

      But really, despite driving many cars there's only one AI - and every instance has exactly the same strengths and weaknesses. So why not insure the one driver, and thus incentivize the company to continuously improve it. Version 8.31.2036 has had an accident - get cracking boys, we want to fix the problem and deploy it as widely as possible before the next accident occurs.

      Make owners carry the liability and you're setting yourself up for a "smartphone" style ecosystem where most cars only get one or two updates, at best. Instead insurance will go up steadily for old cars as flaws are revealed, destroying the budget used-car market, much to the delight of the auto-manufacturers who created the flaws in the first place (unintentionally I hope).

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    46. Re:Huh? by c6gunner · · Score: 2

      Good point with liability, and I'd have to say liability for autonomous driving systems *should* be 100% on the manufacturer.

      That could be workable, with a few stipulations:

      1. The car costs significantly more to cover that liability.
      2. The "driver" is no longer legally required to have insurance, since the risk is assumed by the computer/manufacturer.

      I'd be willing to pay more for the car if I didn't have to pay for insurance, sine the balance should work out in my favour over time. But if you expect the car company to pay for the accidents, AND you want me to buy insurance ... that's just a non-starter.

    47. Re: Huh? by AAWood · · Score: 1

      I came here to say the same thing. The entire point of proper, fully autonomous vehicles is to take the idiocy of individual drivers out of the equation. Switch seats as much as you want, you aren't the one driving.

    48. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      In the olden days Rotary phones prevented Drunk Dialing.

    49. Re: Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I know you're joking here... At least, I *think* you are... But just in case, I have to point out how wrong that is.

      First, it relies on the assumption that peoples' ability to miss pedestrians/cars, when a car goes out of control, is primarily genetically controlled, where I suspect this has little effect on the outcome. Second, it assumes that driver/pedestrian collisions exert strong enough pressure on the gene pool; I suspect that, while not uncommon occurrences in a global sense, they're unlikely enough on an individual basis to have any noticeable effect.

      Third, even if we accept pedestrians may become better at dodging over time, I see no reason why we may evolve drivers better at dodging pedestrians; after all, if they fail, they aren't being removed from the gene pool. Indeed, it could be argued that drivers who choose to control a crash away from passers-by may do so at the cost of their own life, meaning you'd actually be more likely to create drivers that aim to protect themselves at the expense of walkers. Fourth, your estimate of how many generations it would take appears to have been produced rectally. Fifth, even if an accurate estimate, 150 generations would take approximately 3750 years, by which time it's likely technological or social changes will have rendered the issue moot anyway.

    50. Re:Huh? by davester666 · · Score: 1

      No. You need to either drink more or drink less.

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    51. Re:Huh? by RogueyWon · · Score: 5, Informative

      Actually, there are plenty of other reasons why we remove trees from the sides of roads. Dropped leaves (which can increase braking distances significantly), dropped branches, the chance of the tree falling onto the road during a storm, the risk of obscuring signage and, if the road is below the level of the terrain to either side of it, the chance of roots undermining the banks and causing a landslip.

      By and large, while it's never going to be economical or appropriate everywhere, you don't want trees close to major roads.

      I've worked in transportation for a good number of years and have been involved in this issue. I don't think "because drivers keep hitting them" ever came up as a reason.

      Oh, and it's even more important on the railway. People laugh at the thought on "leaves on the line" causing delays and assume it's just a bullshit excuse. It isn't. What leaves do to trains' ability to accelerate and brake is much, much worse than ice.

    52. Re: Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are some soon to be revealed cars that use the eye tracking in combination with lane assistance so if you look away or the system decides you're not paying attention to the road and try to turn into oncoming traffic steering wheel resistance will increase a lot.

    53. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No. They will have too many chances to replicate before it happens.

    54. Re:Huh? by xonen · · Score: 0

      You are missing the facts that:

      * Trees are a wind barrier, making it easier and safer to drive in windy weather

      * Trees block sunlight especially when the sun is low, making driving a lot more safer

      * Trees reduce noise from the vehicles so people living nearby the road perceive less hinder

      There are many good reasons to have trees near the roads. Also, falling leaves is a seasonal effect and falling branches/trees only happens during stormy weather (assuming the trees are well maintained).

      Of course situations may differ from place to place, but there are good reasons for the trees to be there and they may actually make the roads safer for the driver. Added bonus for pedestrians and bicylists if they are on a lane seperated by trees from the cars.

      The only real exception i can think of when trees block sight on crossroads. But to solve that you certainly not have to remove all trees. [And playing advocate of the devil: some people say this actually makes the crossroad safer as people really have to stop and look carefully]

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    55. Re:Huh? by dave420 · · Score: 1

      There was no political correctness in calling it a beverage can. Political correctness is an actual thing, not simply "someone using words I don't like", regardless of the common complaint.

    56. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have no doubt that's what auto-makers would *like* to have happen - whether we let them or not is a separate question.

      No, it's what the automakers would have to have in order to mass-produce automated vehicles. There are over 30,000 deaths in the US alone in automobile accidents; even supposing automated vehicles cut that number by 90%, 3,000 multi-million dollar settlements every year would destroy the automobile industry in the US.

      So, we have a choice - get a safer technology, and adjust our current tort regime, or keep our current tort regime in place, and live with more automotive deaths. To view changes to the tort system as as a simple favor to the automotive industry is unrealistic - the car makers will be fine either way; they simply won't mass-produce self-driving cars under the current tort system.

    57. Re:Huh? by N1AK · · Score: 2

      Not so much missing, as not relevant to the point he was making. The fact you missed his point: I don't think "because drivers keep hitting them" ever came up as a reason. and also missed it when he said: By and large, while it's never going to be economical or appropriate everywhere, you don't want trees close to major roads. and decided to make up a disagreement doesn't reflect well on your understanding of the conversation.

    58. Re:Huh? by N1AK · · Score: 1

      I spend ~£300 a year on insurance, and would happily pay that and another £500 a year not to have to drive my car. Over 10 years that's an £8k premium. If the car is safer than the average driver then there should be a considerable financial incentive to solve the liability issue.

    59. Re:Huh? by N1AK · · Score: 1

      I think we can all agree that reducing gentle knocks hugely while bring in a few more multi-fatality crashes isn't progress, so can we assume that other people have the intelligence to also be making the same assumption that crashes need to be of roughly equal magnitude to make a straight trade off?

      You'd probably think I was being pedantic if I said your point depended on what was 'serious' and what was 'minor' after all.

    60. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why? If the driver leaves his seat do you think the system should shut itself off while going 65 in the middle of a highway? 'Cause I can't imagine that ending badly....

    61. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't. I think I'm worse although I've never even had a near-miss. I didn't get my license until I was 30 so I've never driven around "for fun" or to get pussy - only for practical reasons and I've always hated it. So much that if it's a longer trip and someone I know is coming along, I ask if they can drive my car instead (assuming that I don't think they're a worse driver than me or unwilling). I will thus be the first in line when fully automated cars become affordable. It might seem strange that someone feels that way about driving and I have no good explanation for it. And maybe my case is even stranger considering the fact that my main job is also my dream job - I captain something much bigger and more difficult to maneuver (a charter sailboat) and the practically nonexistent requirements on small leisure boat skippers mean that stupid (and illegal) maneuvers by other boats are a daily occurrence. I do not see such madness when driving.

    62. Re:Huh? by zAPPzAPP · · Score: 1

      I wonder how this could be even possible.

      My car for example becomes absolutely hysteric if I place something on the passenger's seat, but do not plugin the safety belt.
      Loud warning noises over the speakers, blinking front display, getting increasingly urgent/annyoing if I do not prombtly react.
      Same reaction if I leave the driver's seat with the key still in the ignition, too.

      And this is a middle class Opel Astra.

      Yet this car with all its automation is oblivious to the empty driver''s seat?

    63. Re:Huh? by twosat · · Score: 4, Funny

      "...Fully autonomous vehicles are the solution".

      There's an aviation joke that says something similar: The cockpit of the future will contain a pilot and a dog. The pilot is there to feed the dog. The dog is there to bite the pilot if he tries to touch anything.

    64. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is one giant ass gotcha to this. This doesn't fly in Europe, or at least in jurisdictions with legal systems similar to France and Germany. The car maker is the one who designed the autonomous car and no matter what contract I sign, it has to be "fit for purpose" unless there is a reasonable expectation of this not being the case (beta testing, etc), so the responsibility will lie with the manufacturer no matter what, especially on full scale deployments.

    65. Re:Huh? by gsslay · · Score: 1

      Exactly this. If, when driving an "almost-automated" car, I need to be in a state of constant readiness to take control, then what is the actual advantage to having the car almost-automated? The physical effort involved with driving is pretty light, it's the mental effort that's tiring. So I'm not saving myself any effort. If anything, it could be more effort, because not only am I having to monitor events around the car, I'm also having to react to what my own car does by itself.

      The only reasons for using "almost automated" would be;

      - You suck at driving and the computer does a better job.
      - You're physically disabled in a way that makes driving arduous/impossible.

    66. Re: Huh? by Bing+Tsher+E · · Score: 1

      No, it depends on the killed pedestrians surviving friends and relatives making sure that everybody knows not to walk along the road. Or for crews of said pedestrians to start littering the sides of the road with cinder blocks. Either measure takes one or two generations at most. The scrap metal from the wrecks will become a motivation for pedestrians to linger alongside the road, even. Now that F-150s are made of mostly aluminum a wreck involving one of them will be quickly cleaned up by scavengers.

    67. Re:Huh? by Drethon · · Score: 1

      Chaos in the Skies just had an episode about airplane crashes due to autopilot error. A couple things they stated is humans are usually rather poor at monitoring automated systems and that some airlines now require the pilot to have their hands on the controls while the autopilot is in control on approach. I wonder if we will get to the point some day where self driving cars are only allowed if a human has hands on the wheel.

    68. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should call this single AI that controls all cars SkyNet.

    69. Re:Huh? by jbmartin6 · · Score: 1

      I wondered why the text in the video said "no soda can"

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    70. Re:Huh? by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      Nonsense. The computer only needs to be markedly better than an *average* driver to be a huge safety win. It doesn't even need to *always* be better than the average driver - if it can reliably avoid 90% of the most common accidents, then even it it fails spectacularly in the last 10% of edge cases, and even if humans would have avoided 100% of those, the autonomous systems will still have reduced the number of accidents by a factor of 9.

      It only needs to be so to be useful. But it needs to be far better to be perceived to be useful. Because humans - regulators, law-enforcers and car buyers do not think like that.

      If an automated car drives 10 times better than average, that is zero advantage. Because an average driver perceives himself as 10 times better than average.

      Then there is the issue of control - driving a car seems safer to most people even today than flying as a passenger in an aircraft, because in an aircraft passengers do not control the possibility of accidents. In a car, the driver decides how much risk he takes, and a huge majority of drivers think they are taking zero risk.

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    71. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's because most drivers in US don't know how to use roundabouts ... there's this resistance of actually going in a curve, and many just go straight through all the lanes without even a turn signal that they're "switching" lanes.

      I'd say most serious accidents don't just happen, but are caused by stupidity, speeding, and not keeping distance. For example, a few years ago, I saw a pretty bad accident where the car was driving backwards on a one way street and came out onto an intersection and got hit right on the side... The driver wasn't expecting anyone there (no stop sign, nothing). It's a one way street, etc., there shouldn't be anyone coming out of that intersection... the fire department had to cut the car with a saw to get the driver out. Totally avoidable: automatic cars wouldn't go wrong way on a one way street.

      Automatic cars can keep proper distance for the speed/surface area (so they won't rear end anyone due to "sudden stop"). They can also communicate with each other about sudden stops ahead and slow down.

      Automatic cars will drive at or below the speed limit. One big source of "serious" accidents are folks who can't handle their car at speed... and end up wrapping their car around a tree on the side of a highway. Automated cars can avoid that...

      As for hitting a pedestrian in the city driving situation... the usual speed limit in cities is ~30mph, at those speeds, a sudden stop really is feasible... problem is that currently many drive 40-50 on city streets. Again, a problem that can be solved by automation---mostly by removing the driver from the accelerator.

    72. Re:Huh? by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

      You're conflating "good" with "safe". Many of the world's best drivers wouldn't be considered safe drivers, and many of the world's safest drivers wouldn't be considered good drivers. You're imposing your own value judgement (that safe drivers are good drivers) on the conversation in a way that redefines existing words, thereby impeding everyone's ability to communicate clearly.

      What you meant to say was:
      2% Very safe
      88% Safe
      10% Unsafe

      I'd say very few people are good drivers. Most drivers in the US can't even operate a manual transmission, let alone execute PIT manouvers, J-turns, or booleg turns. Of course, one could argue that I'm conflating "good" with "skilled"...

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    73. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nope; the horse was prettier.

    74. Re:Huh? by macson_g · · Score: 1

      Or more importantly: drunk texting!

    75. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i'm not sure where you are driving, but 88% guesstimate that are 'good' drivers ? either your bar for 'good' driving is so low to be meaningless, or you are driving at a closed course with professional drivers...

      here is what MOST drivers frequently-to-constantly do or don't do in my little corner of the pavement:
      1. evidently, turn signals are great for hanging rubber bands on, but -from all appearances- drivers don't know they have an actual function...
      2. 'safe following distance' ? a foreign concept to 90%+ of the drivers i am nose-to-butt with every day...
      3. i won't even get into the idiots talking OR TEXTING while driving, summary execution is my proposed final solution... (it will relieve traffic congestion, too!)
      4. this one constantly puzzles me: going down the road in traffic, and a vehicle is waiting on a side road to turn in to traffic, rather than wait all of 5-10 seconds for me to get by and have a TOTALLY clear roadway to turn into after i go by, they will poke their nose in between traffic, AND not make much if any effort to accelerate commensurately so as to not impede traffic already there... IF they waited 5-10 seconds, they would have a totally clear road to turn into at their slowest convenience...
      5. similar thing for passing on the highway: cruising along in light/spotty traffic and overtake a couple suckers, er, citizens going the speed limit in the right lane, and a mile of clear space in front, a mile of clear space behind me, but JUST AS I AM OVERTAKING that slug of traffic, one guy decides *NOW* would be a good time to slant into my lane and pass the other traffic... naturally, they will proceed to do that at only 1 MPH more than the traffic they are passing, thus taking 5 minutes to pass... FUCK all you fucking morons who do that... seriously, i hate you...

    76. Re:Huh? by Jon_S · · Score: 1

      I think the more salient point is this: Maybe we do get that last 1%. *When it is new!*. I keep my cars for 8 years or so. Most people keep their cars for a long time. After a while they start breaking down. While you can fix the breakdowns, you don't know when they will break down. Sure there are annual inspections, but currently they don't cover the effectiveness of autonomous systems, and probably won't for a while. And even if they do, the systems could fail the week after the inspection.

      So do you only allow the system to work for, say one year, and then you have to turn it off? Do you have to have the manufacturer check and rebuild it on a regular basis to keep it valid (sort of like they do with jet engines if I understand correctly)?

      I tend to stay away from new fancy stuff on cars. That sort of stuff is always the first thing to break down.

    77. Re:Huh? by mcvos · · Score: 1

      There was a proposal once to replace the airbag in the steering wheel with a steel spike.

    78. Re:Huh? by Ozymandias_KoK · · Score: 1

      Not really, Matthew Broderick. Sounds about the same.

    79. Re:Huh? by cgenman · · Score: 1

      The danger of semi-autonomous vehicles is abuse of Wagnerian music and a mild but dull 5 minutes of YouTube? On a medium full of people ghost-surfing their cars, some guy with a self driving car having it self drive (with nothing bad happen) is pretty low on the overall YouTube of Stupid scale.

    80. Re:Huh? by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      Have you watched any of google's self driving demo videos? I'd say their car drives like an old lady. Overly cautious IMHO.

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    81. Re:Huh? by Russ1642 · · Score: 1

      It's entirely possible for almost everyone to be above average. For example, in a group of 100 if 98 have equal skill and 2 suck horribly then those 98 will ALL be above average.

    82. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You can indemnify the manufacturer when you buy the car, but the poor sap you ran over didn't. He (or his estate) is still going to sue the manufacturer.

    83. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your example conflates average ability with the average OF ability, which are two different things. If 88% of people are good, then the average OF ability is going to be... well, good. If you rank everyone 0 - 10 on ability, and 88% of people get about an 8, that doesn't mean that 88% of people are above average just because the 'average' score is a 5.

      Given that driving ability is almost certainly normally distributed with fat tails, there's not a lot of room to push the mean away from the median. Especially since there's a hard lower and upper bound to ability. Unlike, say, wealth distribution where there's no hard upper bound and therefore the median and mean are free to be greatly different.

    84. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spot on regarding USA drivers. If you want to inspire yourself to a more misanthropic outlook, just drive around US cities for a bit. Though, I'd argue if the drivers on the freeway have to adjust their speed so that someone can enter the flow of traffic from an on-ramp, it is the entering vehicle that is doing it wrong. I see this all the time. Drivers seem to forget to speed up to freeway speeds until they are ON the freeway, causing everyone to slow down, eventually culminating in a traffic jam. My best guess for why they do this: An unfortunate number of people can't (or won't) see two meters (or seconds) in front of themselves.

    85. Re:Huh? by operagost · · Score: 1

      Secondly, the average driver in the US is considered a very poor driver by Australian standards

      Australians and Germans appear to be safe drivers according to statistics, but Americans aren't exceptionally bad. We're in about the same number of accidents/km as Belgians and Austrians. Your Kiwi neighbors are surprisingly accident-prone.

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    86. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      One problem removing all the nearby objects on the side of the road is that it limits the drivers ability to sense speed - which is done visually.

      The apparent angular speed of the objects give the driver the speed - fast/slow... And the farther from the driver the object is the slower the apparent speed - thus the greater tendency to speed.

      Yes there is a speedometer... But when driving down a featureless road the tendency is to go faster and faster... as there is nothing indicated to cause the driver to check his speed.

      Use of cruise control helps.

    87. Re: Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Average *is* mean. Those are synonymous. Perhaps you meant median?

    88. Re:Huh? by operagost · · Score: 1

      I feel that the USA needs a few small, but sensible changes to its transportation laws to approach the level of safety in Germany. This is tricky, as each state has its own laws, but it can be done.

      First of all, the drivers' tests in most states need to be tightened up. Many of them don't test you at any higher than 25 MPH because they're done in the city or a closed course. A high-speed element MUST BE REQUIRED.

      Second, states need to stop treating driver's licenses as a privilege. I don't mean that they shouldn't be revoked for abuse-- quite the contrary. But states like NJ use them as a carrot on young people. If you get caught for even a stupid juvenile offense like TP'ing someone's house, they use it as an excuse to wait until you're 18 or older. TP'ing someone's house doesn't mean you're unfit to drive! Make them do community service-- but let them earn their license so they can drive to the soup kitchen. Making them wait just results in 20 year old bad drivers instead of 17 year old bad drivers.

      Third, the speed limits are TOO LOW. I know this sounds crazy, but the USA is large and trips take too long as a consequence. If we make sure the drivers can handle high speeds (see item 1 above), we can raise the speed limit and make the trips shorter. How does this help safety? If your trip is shorter, you're less likely to get tired and stop paying attention. Sure, people should stop and rest, but the trips are already taking so damn long that we refuse to do that. The current speed limits are largely due to politics. States like Montana had no speed limits on some highways-- and accidents went DOWN. Until lobbyists made them put limits back in-- and accidents went up. Everyone knows they went up, but the limits are still in place. The politicians who signed off on this know their decision is killing people, and they DON'T CARE.

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    89. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to commute by train from Boston Massachusetts to it's leafy green western suburbs every day. In the fall the train would occasionally slide past the stations due to leaves on the tracks. There'd be the smell of burning leaves, the sight of the platform slowly passing the windows, then a wait as the train backed up & the conductors finally opened the doors.

    90. Re:Huh? by phorm · · Score: 1

      "The behaviour on their autobahns and highways is completely predictable"

      If you do get caught driving like a douche in Germany, you can often say goodbye to your license and face some fairly stiff penalties in addition. Here (Canada), you can kill somebody and still be eligible to get your license back in a few years. Moreover, we seem to have a big issue with people driving unlicensed and often drunk to boot who - despite being caught repeatedly - seem to somehow get off with minor penalties up to and beyond the point of killing somebody.

      Seriously, if you've already lost your license due to DUI and you drive down to the nearest bar to get loaded up on JD and beer, then kill somebody on the way home, you should be going away for *murder* for a very long time. The last one I saw was something like 18 months. It's pathetic, yet in this same province they purport to be tough on DUI by (illegally) lowering the limit against the federal regulation, nailing people who have had a bit of wine with dinner while allowing repeat drunks to flaunt the legal system until they kill somebody.

    91. Re:Huh? by operagost · · Score: 1

      I don't need to know how to operate a manual transmission if I don't have a manual transmission. I don't know how to start a Model T either, but I don't own a model T. And I don't know why you think average drivers should be able to pull a Rockford turn and immobilize people. I mean, we've all had cop fantasies, but ...

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    92. Re:Huh? by Zebedeu · · Score: 1

      Absolutely. Anything that *almost* removes the need for you to be behind the wheel is an accident waiting to happen.

      I disagree. This guy is obviously an irresponsible driver, so any amount of control he has over the car will be too much.
      If he allows the car to drive itself to get some kick, what makes you think he'll drive safely when he's in full control of the car?

      Even if you remain in your seat, what are the odds that you'll remain alert and aware of the surrounding traffic after the 100th commute where it proved completely unnecessary to do so?

      I can't say without having tried any of these systems, but my experience with cruise control has been that it takes me longer to become tired during a trip, meaning that I'm usually more alert.
      I imagine that using these systems will be similar to when you ride shotgun: you're still paying attention to the road, except you have the full power to intervene if you think it's necessary.

      I, for one, think that this will be a benefit for most drivers and for safety on the road. At least I'm not ready to say otherwise until I try it for myself.

    93. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as you can distinguish between your wife and a horse, I think you're fine.

    94. Re:Huh? by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      There are over 30,000 deaths in the US alone in automobile accidents; even supposing automated vehicles cut that number by 90%, 3,000 multi-million dollar settlements every year would destroy the automobile industry in the US.

      3,000 multi-million dollar settlements sounds like a lot of money, but the 30,000 multi-million dollar settlements that we're already paying insurance premiums to pay for, is even more. Yet the system is apparently economically viabile even in 2014 when the costs are ten times higher. A scenario where where the accident rate is a tenth, is a scenario where insurance costs a tenth, so the total cost of a vehicle is somewhat less. This would be good for the auto industry, not bad.

      If you tell someone they have a choice of two cars, one where they pay $70/month to State Farm (called "careless human's liability insurance"), and another where they pay $7/month to Ford (called "careful AI's liability insurance fee", because you're not buying insurance from Ford's AI, but rather, funding its insurance), that second one is more likely to result in a car purchase.

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    95. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Frau Blucher!! neigh!!!

    96. Re:Huh? by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

      And I don't know why you think average drivers should be able to pull a Rockford turn and immobilize people.

      I don't think that, because I don't think average drivers are good drivers. This seems somewhat tautologous to me, so I'm not sure where you're getting confused.

      To clarify, I explicitly said that "very few people are good drivers". Then I went further to explain that most drivers in the US can't even operate a manual transmission, the implication being that such an ability would be necessary (but not sufficient) to qualify them as good (or skilled) drivers. Subsequently I elaborated that they can't do any advanced driving manouvers, the implication being that the ability to perform advanced driving manouvers is what differentiates a good (or skilled) driver from the rest.

      I never suggested that "average" drivers should be able to to perform advanced driving manouvers. Quite the opposite: I said that good (or skilled) drivers should be able to perform advanced driving manouvers. I recommend actually reading posts before you reply to them.

      I don't need to know how to operate a manual transmission if I don't have a manual transmission.

      Indeed, because you live in a country that hands out drivers licenses to the lowest common denominator. In the US, there is a perception that everyone "needs" a car, so it's somehow "wrong" to limit driver licensing to only those who have demonstrated a willingness to be educated and well trained drivers. Let's take a look at Germany, which has a rather different driving culture (one where there is considerably more respect and responsibility I'd say), where you (yes, you, operagost) wouldn't be able to qualify for a full drivers license due to your lack of driving skill.

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    97. Re:Huh? by fgouget · · Score: 1

      Fully autonomous vehicles are scary for manufacturers because they potentially shift all liability to the manufacturer.

      I think a simple solution is to turn the self-driving functionality a subscription-based service. Under that model the self-driving mode would require a network connection at the time you try to enable it and would check that you paid your montly subscription. Then you can use it for that month. The manufacturer would collect the subscriptions and use them to provide insurance in case of an accident. Then it's up to the manufacturer to set the subscriptions high enough or get the accident rate low enough for it to work out, like any insurance service.

      Combined with some extra services like battery rental (for electric cars), this could even let car manufacturers shift to a business model close to the rasor+blade one (not saying that would be good for customers though).

    98. Re:Huh? by RJFerret · · Score: 1

      If you consider progress marrying the horse that takes you home?

    99. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In the olden days, the horse knew the way home.

      Now it's my wife. Progress?

      Since when did it become legal to marry a horse? I call bullshit!!

    100. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's the same reason I wear my bicycle helmet - to go faster!

    101. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should horse breeders be held liable when someone rides over a kid? Should Microsoft/IBM be held liable for things my computer does? The liability should fall on whoever has physical control of the hardware, because ultimately we can't stop them from doing whatever the hell they want.

    102. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not to nitpick but (I'm going to anyways =P)...

      Wouldn't 49.99...% be above average (mean)? Since the mean would be adding together the competency of all the drivers and dividing by the number of drivers. You could say that 90% of the drivers are at or above the median.

    103. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A little irony there. If the drivers were at or above the median of the road, they aren't good drivers.

    104. Re:Huh? by sudon't · · Score: 1

      Maybe in Lake Wobegon. As someone who drives over 10,000 miles per month, (and has an excellent view of the road), let me assure you that your made-up statistics are wildly optimistic. From what I see, most car drivers are barely conscious of what they're doing, and behave like they're defending territory.

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    105. Re:Huh? by sudon't · · Score: 2

      Computers and code always function perfectly, and never fail. Have you ever had a computer crash while you were doing something important? Of course not. I will happily put my life, (and yours), in the hands of a computer.

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    106. Re:Huh? by un1nsp1red · · Score: 1

      In all honesty, I didn't know it was a beer can. I thought it was a pop can, but then I considered whether I should say "pop can" or "soda can." Then I thought it would be easiest to just say "beverage can." Believe me, I love beer and I don't generally adhere to PC direction.

    107. Re:Huh? by Ichijo · · Score: 1

      From the Federal Highway Administration:

      The main goals of vegetation control include: [...] Removing trees close to the roadway which could result in a severe crash if hit.

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    108. Re:Huh? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Absolutely - liability should reside with whoever has ultimate *control* over the system in question. In the case of an automated driving system that would be the manufacturers - your control extends only to flipping the on/off switch and *maybe* adjusting a few minor parameters, unless you've hacked the system everything else is completely beyond your reach and operating *exactly* as the manufacturers designed it to. (of course if you *have* hacked it, then absolutely, the liability is all yours.)

      Comparing it to horse breeders are a non-sequitur - the horse is an independent being over which they exercise no control after it leaves their possession.

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    109. Re: Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it works for birds, it should work for humans too:
      http://www.nature.com/news/swa...

    110. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All steel cars were no safer than modern day vehicles. This has been proven time and time again. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=joMK1WZjP7g

    111. Re:Huh? by RogueyWon · · Score: 1

      Hmm... should have said my experience has been in the UK, not the US. I have never, ever seen that cited as a reason for vegetation management in the UK (save where trees are obscuring line of site of junctions or signs).

    112. Re: Huh? by steveg · · Score: 1

      My 89 Acura had it on a 5 speed.

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    113. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, when talking about the mean, which is what most people think of when they say average. 100% of the bad drivers (10%) and 45% of the good drivers (40%) would be below average. 55% of the good drivers (48%) and 100% of the excellent drivers (2%) would be above average.

      Only 50% of the population can be above or equal to average. The other 50% is lower or equal to average.

      90% of the population is a good driver or better. But 90% is not above mean.

    114. Re:Huh? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Fully autonomous vehicles are scary for manufacturers because they potentially shift all liability to the manufacturer.

      Not "potentially". Really. If your autonomous vehicle will not let you control it, then how can you be at fault when it goes "out of control"?

      even if the machine is 100x more reliable than a human.

      A machine that has actually failed in some way has proven that it is not "100x more reliable" than anything. It is broken. It is no longer a matter of probabilities.

      This is a mindset that will have to change as machines become more aware of their surroundings

      Believing that machines can be "aware" is the failure here. Machines do what they are programmed to do, making decisions based on rules produced by people who aren't involved in the problem and cannot possibly consider every criterion. Here's just one simple example. I've got a passenger who is having a stroke in the back seat and I'm heading to the hospital. The car is "aware" that the GPS or video sensors or some other "critical" sensor system has failed and won't let me take control.

      Now imagine that it is you in the back seat. Would you rather I be perfectly safe in a disabled autonomous vehicle, or would you rather I be able to get you to the hospital?

    115. Re:Huh? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      We cant remove the human from the link until we are 100% certain that the computer can make decisions better than a very good driver.

      So if there was proof that if replacing all human drivers with computers saved 90% of fatalities, you'd find 3000 fatalities by computer accident unacceptable, but 30,000 fatalities from human error perfectly acceptable and preferable?

      That logic confuses me. We need some pretty stupid AI to beat the average driver.

    116. Re:Huh? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      The incident disappeared off the Internet because it was pre-Ineternet, but there was a guy in Austin, TX who fell asleep at the wheel and ran over a crowd of students, killing a few. He received a formal and public apology by the chief of police for all he's gone through. Didn't lose his license for even a day. Had be been one of the students, I'm sure he'd have faced jail time, but a friendly old man out past his bed time seems to get a free pass.

    117. Re:Huh? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      Yep. I have it on my manual Supra, touching the clutch or brake will drop it out so if you have to change gears you have to hit 'resume' afterwards to turn it back on with the same speed setpoint. Once you get used to it, it's a pain driving without it.

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    118. Re:Huh? by fractoid · · Score: 1

      A machine that has actually failed in some way has proven that it is not "100x more reliable" than anything. It is broken. It is no longer a matter of probabilities.

      No it hasn't. A machine that will perform a given task correctly 9999/10000 times is 100x more reliable than a human that will only perform that same task correctly 9900/10000 times. A rare combination of factors that make the machine fail don't make it absolutely broken, any more than the human is "broken and no longer a matter of probabilities" if they make a mistake sometimes.

      Believing that machines can be "aware" is the failure here.

      I'm not sure what metaphysical definition you're using for 'aware'. When a control system (biological or not) gathers information via a sensor and processes that information in a way that can affect the system's behaviour, then it's 'aware' of the thing that sensor measures.

      As for the straw-man argument about the stroke victim, consider this alternate scenario: You've got a passenger in the back seat of your conventional, manual-controlled car and you're heading to the hospital. You have a seizure and lose vision in both eyes. You're "aware" that your video sensors have failed, and refuse to drive further. Would I, the passenger in the back seat, prefer to be perfectly safe with the car pulled over, or would I prefer that you kept going despite failed sensors (maybe with me shouting out "left a bit!" "right a bit!" to try and guide you)?

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    119. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yup,

      Note that such "human" navigation can happen at much lower speeds, say 5 or 10 mph,
        with the computer scanning for & highlighting dangers (real or perceived) as you go.
      The fallback when the passenger is obviously unable (small child, inebriated...) would
        be a remote link to a service center where someone can (slowly) direct it through.

      You'll want a similar feature off public road, to go to the kitchen entrance etc

    120. Re:Huh? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      No it hasn't. A machine that will perform a given task correctly 9999/10000 times is 100x more reliable than a human that will only perform that same task correctly 9900/10000 times.

      A machine that has failed is 0% reliable. That autonomous vehicle without a functioning GPS receiver is 0% able to do the job of an autonomous vehicle, where a human could still operate it without the same GPS. Once the failure has occurred, you've left the world of probabilities and entered the realm of this machine, right now.

      A rare combination of factors that make the machine fail

      A system that has failed no longer has "a rare combination", it has a 100% failure. Standing next to your failed autonomous vehicle as it sits disabled by the side of the road and scratching your head as you say "this is rare" is a useless exercise. As for your failure rate numbers, thinking that a highly complex interconnected system of sensors and computers will be so highly reliable is what results in automated trains that drive into stations and aircraft that impact the seawall at the near (or far) end of runways. There is a reason that something as relatively simple as an aircraft 3 axis autopilot has about a dozen ways of being disabled by the pilot, and it isn't because of its high level of reliability.

      As for the straw-man argument about the stroke victim, consider this alternate scenario: You've got a passenger in the back seat of your conventional, manual-controlled car and you're heading to the hospital. You have a seizure and lose vision in both eyes.

      So you're countering a perfectly reasonable and potentially (needlessly) fatal autonomous vehicle situation with a similar non-autonomous version and arguing that the autonomous failure is better? Really?

      Would I, the passenger in the back seat, prefer to be perfectly safe with the car pulled over, or would I prefer that you kept going despite failed sensors

      The difference being that a human in a failed autonomous vehicle is still able to drive the vehicle were it not for the artificially created "cannot proceed" programming in the vehicle's computer. In my example, there is a perfectly functional control system that is not allowed to control the vehicle, while in yours there are no functioning control systems at all. You are arguing that both situations are the same, and they are not. In one, the passenger can be taken to the hospital if only the human could be allowed to control the vehicle, in the other he cannot. In an autonomous vehicle with a human override the innocent passenger can survive; in an autonomous vehicle without such an override he will not. And the reason he will not is because the programmer never considered, or was unable to program for, an unlikely but hardly impossible or unforeseeable potential situation. (People who live in rural areas are well aware of the lack of immediate professional emergency services; people who live in cities think "call 911" is the answer to every emergency.)

    121. Re:Huh? by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

      I agree with your speed limit comment but I would also point out that the american cars I have driven in the states are truly awful. Last time I was over there I decided to hire a brand new mustang convertible and drive to the Napa Valley for the day. I distinctly remember coming to a bend in the highway at 55mph and seriously wondering if the car was going to make it round a highway bend or not. There was no feel in the steering wheel and the amount of body roll was unbelievable. The only way I can describe it was it felt like driving a water bed...... The next time we went to the states I hired a Golf. Didn't have the same "cool" factor as driving a mustang did but I felt safe.

      ps the mustang had less than 2000 miles on it and we actually hired 2 and they were identical so I don't think I got a flogged out one or a lemon.

    122. Re:Huh? by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

      With regards to a fatality it depends on what happened and why for when / if you get your license suspended or when you get it back.

      As for drink driving that is a huge no no in Australia. We have Random Breath Tests (RBTs) where the coppers will stop every car travelling along a road and breath test you. .05 is the limit and if you blow over it is an instant 1 year ban from driving. If you are miles over you will get the book thrown at you. I have seen them close a 4 lane highway before and RBT everyone - 4 rows of 10 coppers.

      The police are also, at their discretion, able to take a mouth swab for drugs. They normally profile you for that one ie. under 30 and driving out of an entertainment district at 3am.

    123. Re:Huh? by elvo · · Score: 1

      "Germany have the best drivers " And the best cars. And the best roads. And the best mechanics. Even their women drive drive consistently and are very aware!

    124. Re:Huh? by stdarg · · Score: 1

      That's "mode" which is a different measure of average. Like I said, most people think of average as "mean."

    125. Re:Huh? by stdarg · · Score: 1

      You're confusing mean with median. The median is the midpoint of the data, where 50% are greater than (or equal to) the median and 50% are less than (or equal to) the median.

    126. Re:Huh? by phorm · · Score: 1

      That seems to be the game around here too. Older and a dangerous/illegal driver... well we don't want to throw you in the can because you're too old and might get sick there or something. So instead we'll just tell you what a bad boy you are and not to do it again.

      Young and get caught? We'll bust you hard and fast to "teach you a lesson"...

    127. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It can be very hard to tell if a machine has been hacked. It's not just the computer memory - which could easily be destroyed or lost after a collision - it's all the little wires, every control system, etc. You'd have to disassemble and inspect every component of every car for a full post-mortem. And if the car isn't wrecked, you need to put it all back together again.

      Once you can show me a secure DRM system, I'll consider this story about manufacturers retaining control over things after they are sold.

    128. Re:Huh? by phorm · · Score: 1

      It's not so much that the police won't get you, I'm fairly sure that the 55yr old alcoholic driver pisses them off just as much as the 23yr-old stoned/drunk driver. It's the court system. There have been several cases lately where older individuals have killed people after driving while suspended/unlicensed and/or intoxicated.

      These particular individuals had already been nicked by the police, and had their license taken away (in one case, they guy didn't never had one), but they continue to drive unlicensed until they kill somebody. Since they're older, the courts are reluctant to hand them any sort of significant jail-time, but none of the other penalties keep them off the road. Eventually instead of being picked up by the cops, they kill somebody and end up on the news. The last guy - who has been caught several times and *NEVER* had a license - was pending an existing 30d sentence jail-time and now has been given two years... after he killed somebody.

      At the very least these repeat offenders should get the ankle bracelet, be subject to house arrest, and have their vehicles crushed into itty bitty cubes.

    129. Re:Huh? by phorm · · Score: 1

      At the very least these repeat offenders should get the ankle bracelet, be subject to house arrest, and have their vehicles crushed into itty bitty cubes.

      I forgot to add, this should be *before* they kill somebody. If they still manage to do so, hard jail-time for murder.

    130. Re:Huh? by Rakarra · · Score: 1

      3,000 multi-million dollar settlements sounds like a lot of money, but the 30,000 multi-million dollar settlements that we're already paying insurance premiums to pay for, is even more

      Yes, and that system only works because the cost is spread out among a few hundred million drivers. Shift all those costs to some dozen auto manufacturers and your entry-level crappy car will cost $70k or more. The problem with the situation is that in our legal system, the cost of an individual lawsuit is proportionate to the means of the organization being sued. You can sue another driver for the cost of a car. If you're suing a car manufacturer for a serious accident, they'll get dinged with far more than the cost of the car in the form of punitive damages. That is simply not scalable would require some restructuring of how those lawsuits work.

    131. Re:Huh? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Plenty of devices have "do not open or you'll void the warranty" safeguards. Are they 100% effective? No, of course not. But they're good enough for the purpose - to make sure the manufacturer doesn't get soaked by lots of claims for the failures of modified products. Meanwhile there's *lots* of strategies that would be pretty effective for detecting software modifications when you designed the hardware - for example a write-once log file produced by an independent chip through which all EEPROM modifications must pass that records the timestamp and hashes of every software update installed. Could it by bypassed by a determined hardware/software hacker? Sure. But that's not relevant to the issue of massive-scale fraud, which is the important issue for liability concerns.

      Also - this is a binary-only AI that you're trusting your life to - how many people do you really think are going to want to tinker with it?

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    132. Re:Huh? by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      I actually imagine you'd still want comprehensive non liability insurance that I don't see becoming part of the manufacturer. Maybe you'd pay for it like we do for Accidential damage on our Cell Phones or laptops... But it'd have to be ongoing or for more than one 3 year term of course...

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    133. Re:Huh? by operagost · · Score: 1

      OK, you don't know what my level of driving skill is. I know how to operate a stick, although I'd be pretty rusty by now. I think the last vehicle I operated with a stick had it on the column.

      Second, IF MY CAR DOESN'T HAVE A STICK I DON'T NEED TO BE ABLE TO DRIVE WITH A STICK. Example: the ham licensing. Morse code skills are no longer vital, so you don't need to demonstrate morse code proficiency for the novice license. If I never touch a manual transmission, why should I learn to use one? I mean, you're demanding people obtain a car with a stick so they can pass a driving test on it when they may never use one. Maybe I should make you learn in the 1971 Ford pickup that had it on the column-- just in case you had to drive one.

      It's really not that hard to avoid using a stick. Maybe you're some sort of automotive purist who believes we need to have manual transmissions to "really drive". People in the past protested when we got power steering, independent suspension, and OBD too.

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    134. Re:Huh? by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      I think people are going to be very resistant to razor + blade model for their cars, or any subscription for features in a car... Especially if it's for things that seem like base functionality.

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    135. Re:Huh? by jp10558 · · Score: 1

      I don't know, I live in a pretty rural area, near a dirt road (My road isn't paved the entire way, though I do live on a paved section). I'm ~ 25 miles from the nearest hospital, and 5 miles from the nearest Ambulance Garage. I still call 911. It takes them maybe 15 min to get to my location with paramedics, sometimes less. I can't drive to the hospital faster than the paramedics can show up...

      I suppose you could say I'm not "rural enough", but that's pretty close to a "No true Scotsman" fallacy.

      I guess what I'm saying is I also, even in a very rural part of the country, can't imagine a situation where I wouldn't call 911 vs driving someone in critical need of medical attention to a hospital in my car.

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    136. Re:Huh? by suutar · · Score: 1

      hmmm. I wonder if/when CA will add an autonomous vehicle HOV-lane permit. They like to use the carpool lane as an incentive to use a vehicle with the latest "beneifical to the overall public" feature. (The current "special permission to be in the carpool lane" is electric vehicles, which does not include hybrids but does include Volt because it can do 40 miles without burning gas. Hybrids were the previous special permission group, but their timeslot expired.)

    137. Re:Huh? by Harlequin80 · · Score: 1

      Not sure if I would go as far as saying the best roads. They have fantastic main highways but the roads get pretty rough when you are in the far north or the east and not on a main highway. I drove from Bremen in the north to Frankfurt on backroads 3 years ago and there were a few roads where they weren't wide enough for cars to pass each other (going in opposite directions.)

    138. Re:Huh? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      We demonstrably already have people willing to trust their life to a system which categorically was NOT designed to operate autonomously. We have armies of insurance providers who issue policies based on measured risk rather than perceived risk. And we have regulators who demonstrably prefer to pass rules favoring whichever way the corporate campaign contributions are blowing.

      We also have a not inconsiderable number of people content to drive through rush-hour traffic while simultaneously talking on the phone, eating breakfast, and possibly managing their kids. I would bet you good money that there's a certain percentage of them that would jump on the chance to have an electronic chauffeur because they are quite aware of many close calls they've had when driving with lots of distractions, but can't bare to schedule things more safely. Or would just appreciate having some time to themselves during the day instead of having to spend a couple hours a day driving the same stretch of idiot-filled road day after day. They certainly won't be a *majority* any time soon, but if you can appeal to 0.01% of the population that's 40 000 people in the US alone - plenty viable for a test market, and as time goes on the inevitable horror stories will be weighed against the substantial insurance discounts and general laziness. Assume even 1% of the population is rational enough to recognize that the affordable and much improved mk3 version is in fact a safer driver than they are and first-hand experience at the luxury will spread it like wildfire.

      Yes, it will probably take decades after the first one hits the road to really catch on, but that's normal - what percentage of cars on the road today do you suppose are 20+ years old?

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    139. Re:Huh? by bingoUV · · Score: 1

      We demonstrably already have people willing to trust their life to a system which categorically was NOT designed to operate autonomously. We have armies of insurance providers who issue policies based on measured risk rather than perceived risk. And we have regulators who demonstrably prefer to pass rules favoring whichever way the corporate campaign contributions are blowing.

      Not sure where this fits. Irrelevant?

      We also have a not inconsiderable number of people content to drive through rush-hour traffic while simultaneously talking on the phone, eating breakfast, and possibly managing their kids. I would bet you good money that there's a certain percentage of them that would jump on the chance to have an electronic chauffeur because they are quite aware of many close calls they've had when driving with lots of distractions, but can't bare to schedule things more safely

      You have no clue about how humans think.

      Or would just appreciate having some time to themselves during the day instead of having to spend a couple hours a day driving the same stretch of idiot-filled road day after day

      This is a different point, and I just replied to your argument of safety. You seem to assume safety and perceived safety are same, but it is clear that there is a very weak link between these 2, sometimes increase in one leads to decrease in the other.

      They certainly won't be a *majority* any time soon, but if you can appeal to 0.01% of the population that's 40 000 people in the US alone - plenty viable for a test market, and as time goes on the inevitable horror stories will be weighed against the substantial insurance discounts and general laziness. Assume even 1% of the population is rational enough to recognize that the affordable and much improved mk3 version is in fact a safer driver than they are and first-hand experience at the luxury will spread it like wildfire.

      Yes, it will probably take decades after the first one hits the road to really catch on, but that's normal - what percentage of cars on the road today do you suppose are 20+ years old?

      I am not sure you realize your statements are schizophrenic. Wildfire? 1%? 0.01%? 20 years?

      The original poster said "This is why autonomous cars are a long while away", to which you said "Nonsense". Now you yourself say autonomous cars are a long while away, though not in these words, interspersed with contradictions like wildfire.

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    140. Re:Huh? by Agripa · · Score: 1

      I wonder which of actively controlling the vehicle or maintaining enough situational awareness to do so would be more tiring.

    141. Re:Huh? by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      your comments on the US seem to be a question of being used to it. In the US you do not make changes to allow for merging cars/cars behind you. And frankly, in the UK, I thought it was ridiculous people would try and do that. instead, you leave enough following distance to allow cars that are entering/changing lanes/what ever, to be able to do it smoothly without you making a change.

      This way every driver sees a much more static situation. It also allows for everyone to go faster. My experience in the UK was that people left very little distance because most of the roads were too shitty to allow for much speed (well, too shitty well outside of London and half decent roads around London were either poorly designed (multiple close intersections on a major artery, including 2 only for pedestrians rather than using a raised walkway) or too naturally crowded to matter.

      Of course, it doesn't work that way when you get to some cities like Atlanta and in some areas where people hold the left late even when going quite slow (Florida, where I grew up). But then, I've been in the UK and France and stuck in exactly the same situation. The best at times has been Japan, though speed limits here are super low, so everyone goes much faster than legal and every once in a while you get a stupid ticket because you were unlucky.

    142. Re:Huh? by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      really? speed limits in the US are on par with most of Europe and the UK. The exception may be Germany with their lack of speed limits, but most interstates I drove on had the limit at 75 (120 kph, above the UK) and highways are regularly 65 (104 kph). Everyone takes as grace an extra 5 mph (8 kph) so I generally drove the same speed between the UK, France, and the US (and my 1 week in croatia). What areas have higher limits?

    143. Re:Huh? by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't even give them the mantle for best cars. Maybe if I'm looking at 1980s models. Now though, I found them horribly overpriced and the interior done only about as well as most American cars (and that is saying something about how much they have fallen relatively).

    144. Re:Huh? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      You can sue another driver for a hell of a lot more than the cost of the car - the basic minimum mandatory insurance coverage is typically in the $50k to $100k range, depending on the state, and most "standard" insurance packages have a limit of $250k or more. Unless they were illegally driving without insurance your lawsuit is unlikely to touch their car.

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    145. Re:Huh? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      If you are talking about a specific machine, certainly. But we're talking about a class of machines - the fact that Autopilot #18923 has failed has no impact on the suitability of all other autopilots - they're still concerned with their probability of failure, which is presumably considerably lower than a human driver with all our squishy bits.

      Meanwhile with sufficient self-monitoring in place the failed ADS in your car now recognizes that it is unfit for duty and refuses to take control - why would you expect that to impact *your* ability to drive the car? If it's driving when something goes wrong it presumably does it's best to pull over safely while sounding an alarm and flashing "autopilot failure" on the dash. So you get behind the wheel, turn off the autopilot, and resume your journey under manual control, and have to get your autopilot fixed before it will turn on again. So long as it's only the autopilot malfunctioning why would you expect the other systems to stop working? Unless of course it's like that google demo car that doesn't have any manual driving controls - in which case you're probably still better off than if you being driven by a human driver who suffered a heart attack or seizure at the wheel.

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    146. Re:Huh? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      I think NoImNot may have a point - your license doesn't just allow you to operate *your* car, it allows you to operate *any* car (within certain size limits) - legally entitling you to get behind the wheel of a manual-transmssion vehicle and drive around while potentially severely distracted by managing an unfamiliar interface.

      On the other hand I see no reason we couldn't issue restricted licenses with "no manual transmission" emblazoned in across the face - sort of the counterpoint to needing a special license to drive a semi.

      Still, considering the idiocy I commonly see on the road it's hard to fault a country that requires drivers to actually be educated in how to drive, rather than just being able to pass a vision test, a written test where they have to be able to identify 60% of road signs and common high-risk scenarios, and then drive a short circuit without hitting anything.

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    147. Re: Huh? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Not quite - "average" doesn't actually name a specific mathematical function, it names a whole family of functions, including mean, median, and mode, as well as geometric means, exponential means, and all sorts of other stuff relevant mostly to high-end statistical analysis. The mean is only AN average, not The average.

      The "arithmetic mean" is the commonly understood definition, presumably because in grade-school arithmetic classes they tend to call it "the average" rather than using the more precise term "mean", much to the delight of politicians and marketers who are free to use any of the other averages under the label of as "average" to distort your perception of reality.

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    148. Re:Huh? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      I didn't think I'd have to spell it out, but fine: it fits because we have a situation where there are clearly already potential customers willing to trust a system categorically unfit for purpose, an insurance ecosystem that can reasonably be expected to give users of thoroughly tested autonomous system a discount, and regulators that will bend to the will of the only people with both big money and a major interest - the auto manufacturers. There are no significant obstacles to getting autonomous vehicles on the road.

      Now mass adoption is obviously a different situation altogether - mass adoption of *any* new technology with non-trivial adoption costs can reasonably be expected take decades - if it *only* takes a decade or two then it's spreading like wildfire. But that isn't relevant to marketability - there will never be mass adoption of high-end sports cars, for example, but that doesn't mean there's not a profitable market for them. For something where you can reasonably expect eventual mass adoption a slow initial uptake can even be an advantage since it gives the manufacturers a chance to have thousands of units deployed for post-beta "field testing", allowing them to make further improvements and streamline the manufacturing process before scaling up for larger production.

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    149. Re:Huh? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      An autonomous driving system will almost certainly be primarily solid state - and solid state devices tend to be both extremely reliable and amenable to continuous monitoring for impending failure - electron migration fatigue causes slow degradation until things fall below tolerances. And software doesn't degrade at all - run regular checksums to guard against bit rot and that 30-year old piece of software will run *exactly* as it did the day it was compiled.

      Certainly there is the possibility of sensor failure - but that's *always* possible at any moment - mud could be splashed over a camera, buildings could blot out a GPS signal, etc. That's why these systems have several redundant sensors - any inconsistencies and they can immediately recognize that sensor #X is impaired, and can pull over gracefully if redundancy is threatened. Let's see you do that when hit by a seizure, blindness, or even sudden severe cramping.

      Meanwhile the control systems are the exact same ones a human user would be controlling - it's all going drive-by-wire on modern cars, makes no difference to their reliability whether the signals are coming from sensors in the the steering wheel and pedals or an autonomous driving computer.

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    150. Re:Huh? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      Cruise control is largely unrelated, it takes control of speed regulation to give your foot a break and save you the necessity of keeping an eye on the speedometer - but you are still in complete control of steering. Take your hands off the wheel at the peril of yourself everyone around you - your continuous attention to the road is still mandatory. Make it "optional" - by say giving the car the ability to stay between the lines and not rear-end the guy in front of you, but not adapt to unusual circumstances, and 99% of the time your attention is completely unnecessary. It will then inevitably wander - attention demands a target. And then heaven help you when something unusual crops up and demands immediate attention.

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    151. Re:Huh? by Immerman · · Score: 1

      For most people, probably maintaining situational awareness without purpose. In many ways it is very similar to meditation, which most people find extremely difficult without extensive practice, even when they consider it a worthwhile endeavor. Try it - find yourself somewhere comfortable to sit and then try to stay alert and aware of your surroundings without getting distracted by passing thoughts. Now keep it up for 30-60 minutes (the length of a non-ridiculous commute, so I've heard). Don't do anything, don't daydream, just keep track of everything going on around you. Most people will will probably find it one of the more difficult and tedious experiences of their day.

      Now try doing so twice a day when you are chronically busy and have a half-dozen important things you could be taking care of while sitting there, all of which which will otherwise be consuming your time later when you could be doing something more enjoyable. I give you a week, tops, before beginning to give in to temptation.

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    152. Re:Huh? by NoImNotNineVolt · · Score: 1

      IF MY CAR DOESN'T HAVE A STICK I DON'T NEED TO BE ABLE TO DRIVE WITH A STICK.

      Indeed. I never argued otherwise. Very few people need to be skilled drivers. I mean, if you own a vehicle with an automatic transmission, there's really no practical benefit to being able to drive stick. Much like if you're not a stunt driver, there's really no practical benefit to being able to do a J-turn.

      People in the past protested when we got power steering, independent suspension, and OBD too.

      I wouldn't 'protest' any of these features. However, it is clear that they obviate the need for a driver to have certain skills, thereby making driving accessible to those who are less skilled. With power steering, a driver doesn't need to worry about the relation of wheel speed to turning ability. With anti-lock brakes, a driver doesn't need to worry about how to mitigate the effects of locking wheels. Many features of modern cars make them easier to drive, which has the effect of making driving more accessible and safer for drivers with less driving skill. The reason I don't say these features made driving safer for everyone is that a truly skilled driver isn't benefited by these features any more than a skilled bicyclist is aided by training wheels. Not that there's anything wrong with training wheels; they make bicycling safer and more accessible to cyclists with less skill.

      Caveat: Certain features found in new cars do benefit even the most skilled of drivers. For example, the paddle shifted direct-shift gearbox is much easier to operate than a standard manual transmission, lowering the skill required of the driver. However, it also decreases shift times an order of magnitude beyond the shift times of even the most skilled driver. In this case, technology has not only made driving require less skill, but also put unskilled drivers at the exact same level of ability as skilled drivers (at least in the context of shift times).

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    153. Re:Huh? by Zebedeu · · Score: 1

      Take your hands off the wheel at the peril of yourself everyone around you

      That's just the point. You're not supposed to take your hands off the wheel even when using lane assist. In fact, most brands' systems will shut off if you do so for more than a few seconds.

      I also disagree with this "paying full attention" mantra. For normal highway driving you don't need to always pay full attention. If you did, you wouldn't be able to drive more than 1h per day as you'd be exhausted from checking every minute detail of your surrounding driving conditions.
      Instead, highway driving is mostly about keeping a minimally safe level of attention to things around you while being in the position to act if anything goes amiss. I don't see it being any different except that you have to care about less of the boring stuff while you do so (checking for speed, keeping your distance to other cars, keeping the car centred in the lane).

      My experience riding shotgun or having others ride shotgun with me is that even passengers tend to keep that minimal level of attention to the road and warn the driver if necessary. I don't see why I'd be more distracted than that behind the wheel.

  7. Wow! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Can you say driving time out until he grows some more IQ points?

  8. self-driving cars aren't what we need to be... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    worried about its not-quite-self-driving cars like this. This isn't the kind of thing we should be half-assing.

  9. It's not autonomous by mysidia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's partially autonomous. And that's why it is so dangerous.

    After watching the video, it's abundantly clear why people should be nervous about autonomous vehicles. It's not the cars and tech we need to worry about, it's idiots like this guy.

    Once we actually have autonomous vehicles --- this won't be an issue as a human operator won't even be required for safe operation; only to provide instructions about where to go.

    1. Re:It's not autonomous by slew · · Score: 1

      a human operator won't even be required for safe operation; only to provide instructions about where to go.

      I dunno, but letting humans decide where an autonomous vehicle should go, might still be a recipe for unsafe operation...

      * Teenagers
      * Elderly people with dementia
      * Naïve people unfamiliar with local gang activity patterns
      * Suicidal depressives
      * etc...

      We should always be concerned when you have human decision in the loop of a potentially dangerous machine (car, airplane, nuclear power plant, etc). It doesn't mean autonomous operation isn't valuable assistance (ABS, ATC, etc), it just means it isn't a total panacea for the safe operation...

    2. Re:It's not autonomous by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 1

      And that's why it is so dangerous.

      Is it dangerous? This was ONE idiot. I have not heard of anyone else doing the same, so it seems silly to extrapolate one incident. And even in this case, the car apparently did not crash. The automatic cruise control and lane control probably prevent dozens of accidents for every one caused by driver inattention. Before labeling this car as "dangerous", I would like to see some evidence.

    3. Re:It's not autonomous by war4peace · · Score: 1

      * Naïve people unfamiliar with local gang activity patterns
      * Suicidal depressives
      * etc...

      Those guys would go to the wrong places themselves anyway, autonomous cars notwithstanding.
      On top of that, Autonomous cars could have a certain form of biometric identification implemented (FPR, iris recognition or both), therefore effectively blocking any unauthorized person from giving commands.

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    4. Re:It's not autonomous by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1

      I dunno, but letting humans decide where an autonomous vehicle should go, might still be a recipe for unsafe operation...

      Really? More unsafe than letting these people drive themselves because that is what we have now? Besides I imagine that it will be a lot easier to put restrictions on an autonomous car e.g. teenager can only go to destinations within a radius of x km from home, certain regions of a city can be blocked off as no-go areas, dementia patients could have destinations limited to certain fixed locations etc.

    5. Re:It's not autonomous by Undead+Waffle · · Score: 1

      I dunno, but letting humans decide where an autonomous vehicle should go, might still be a recipe for unsafe operation...

      The first thing that popped into my head after reading this was an image of an old person in New York telling their car to take them to Vegas. And the car locking them in until it arrives at its destination.

      I think this sounds like an awesome idea.

    6. Re:It's not autonomous by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      a human operator won't even be required for safe operation; only to provide instructions about where to go.

      I dunno, but letting humans decide where an autonomous vehicle should go, might still be a recipe for unsafe operation...

      *

      * Naïve people unfamiliar with local gang activity patterns

      I live in the bad part of town! I could see entering my home location and the car saying "I can't let you do that, Dave".

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    7. Re:It's not autonomous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll agree that autonomous cars are safe when insurance is no longer required for them.

    8. Re:It's not autonomous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You just made me realize something.

      My car could be my taxi even if I didn't take it with me.

      Thanks!

    9. Re:It's not autonomous by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      I don't know of any car with a 2500 mile range. So they'd have to stop somewhere. Does the self-driving car self-refuel? Or should it refuse an order outside its range?

    10. Re:It's not autonomous by mysidia · · Score: 1

      Is it dangerous? This was ONE idiot.

      One idiot. Is all that is required to create a public outrage against the technology and result in legislators banning it.

      One idiot is all that is required for the manufacturer to get sued successfully to the tune of millions.

      Idiots are definitely common, however, and it has yet to be demonstrated that most such people use the technology exclusively in manufacturer-approved manner.

      If someone climbed out of the drivers seat and was reported as such and the car did not detect the oddity and safely stop as a result ---- then others are likely to attempt to mimic, with potentially catastrophic results.

      This doesn't necessarily make the technology itself unsafe for the operator ----- but it does mean that the human+partial automaton combination could be dangerous due to the issues with the human -- the human factors should be studied a bit and factor into the design before releasing tech. like this on the world, then incidents like this one wouldn't have happened ==== as the driver attempted to climb out of his/her seat, the car sensed that something was terribly wrong with the operator and cut power to the throttle while gradually bringing the vehicle to a safe stop and pulling over to the shoulder.

  10. Lawn mowers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just like riding lawn mowers, you should be able to get up and have it cut the power. Or in this case, it should detect no one is sitting in the driver's seat, and safely slow to a halt.

    1. Re:Lawn mowers by ShanghaiBill · · Score: 2

      it should detect no one is sitting in the driver's seat, and safely slow to a halt.

      I disagree. We should not interfere with Darwinian evolution.

    2. Re:Lawn mowers by Swave+An+deBwoner · · Score: 2

      Yes, safely slow to a halt. Then get fatally rear-ended by the vehicle behind you because its driver was (a) following too closely and/or (b) not paying attention and/or (c) didn't get his brakes repaired.

      http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/canadian-woman-who-stopped-to-save-ducks-on-highway-faces-jail-over-crash-9554721.html

    3. Re:Lawn mowers by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Just like riding lawn mowers, you should be able to get up and have it cut the power. Or in this case, it should detect no one is sitting in the driver's seat, and safely slow to a halt.

      ...thereby being a sitting target for the next car behind it, as these systems don't handle stationary vehicles on the road very well, and don't identify them.

      Halting on a freeway is never a safe option. What the car needs to do is find the nearest exit, pull off, and then pull onto the shoulder. But to do that, it needs to be a lot more autonomous than these cars are.

    4. Re:Lawn mowers by riverat1 · · Score: 2

      My first take is to agree with you but like drunk driving the idiot may end up killing others who had nothing to do with his idiocy other than being in the wrong place at the wrong time.

    5. Re:Lawn mowers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the ethics is a lot more complicated than I thought.

    6. Re:Lawn mowers by NormalVisual · · Score: 1

      What the car needs to do is find the nearest exit, pull off, and then pull onto the shoulder.

      Then once stopped, automatically deploy the artificial arm and slap the driver firmly about the head and shoulders.

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    7. Re:Lawn mowers by Austerity+Empowers · · Score: 1

      Just like riding lawn mowers, you should be able to get up and have it cut the power. Or in this case, it should detect no one is sitting in the driver's seat, and safely slow to a halt.

      I wonder if it disables the air bags if it detects a child is driving though.

    8. Re:Lawn mowers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe have it pull to a stop at the side of the road, and then it implodes?

    9. Re:Lawn mowers by Wycliffe · · Score: 2

      What the car needs to do is find the nearest exit, pull off, and then pull onto the shoulder.
        Then once stopped, automatically deploy the artificial arm and slap the driver firmly about the head and shoulders.

      I was thinking something similiar but I was thinking it should lock all the doors and wait for the police to arrive.
      I'm pretty sure leaving your seat when the car is on glorified cruise control is grounds for reckless endangerment
      which in the US is just as bad if not worse than a DUI/DWI.

    10. Re:Lawn mowers by Greyfox · · Score: 2

      Indeed! That's why my suggestion was that instead of airbags we have sharp deadly AIRSPIKES! If you're in an accident, the airsplke stabs you in the face! I'll bet you'll pay some serious attention driving, THEN! If not now, then in a couple of generations once the people who don't pay enough attention to avoid getting an airspike in the face have weeded themselves out of the gene pool!

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    11. Re:Lawn mowers by Nethead · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of driving my old '67 microbus. You don't see them rear-ending things often with only maybe an eight inch of sheet metal between you and the bumper in front of you.

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  11. Man leaves drivers seat.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The road becomes safer. All hail technology.

  12. Calling somebody an idiot by skogs · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Calling somebody an idiot, 3 words away from using the wrong here/hear. Way to up your own credibility compared to the idiot.

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  13. the headline was almost by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "idiot dies in a fiery wreck after climbing out of driver's seat, bumping steering wheel"

    1. Re:the headline was almost by jc42 · · Score: 1

      "idiot dies in a fiery wreck after climbing out of driver's seat, bumping steering wheel"

      Well, I was wondering about that. What happened to him? After the buildup, and the warning not to bump the steering wheel, we see him bump the steering wheel -- and the video just ends. Did it crash? Did it continue down the road? Did it slow to a stop? I don't see any clue, and none of the comments seem to mention this.

      Everyone seems to be calling him an idiot, but how do we know that he didn't just continue riding to his destinatiion? What am I missing?

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  14. What a jackass by Chas · · Score: 1, Interesting

    While an impressive tech display, it simply highlights why I don't trust fully automated driver systems, ESPECIALLY as the only control system.

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    1. Re:What a jackass by naasking · · Score: 1

      Errr, this wasn't a fully automated driver system, that's why the guy's actions were unsafe. Your conclusion does not follow.

      Humans err far more often than automated systems do. Skepticism is warranted absent data, but the data supporting this conclusion is there, you're just ignorant of it.

    2. Re:What a jackass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Humans err far more than automated systems do because automated systems are judged within the parameters they're designed for.

      If the automated system is told to drive from point A to point B, no problem.
      If the automated system is told to drive from point A to point B while it rains, no problem.
      If the automated system is told to drive from point A to point B AS FAST AS IT CAN because the wife in the backseat is going into labor; I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid can't do that.
      If the automated system is told to drive from point A to point B but the driver accidentally disables the cruise control because they sneezed and aren't able to grab the steering wheel quickly enough, obviously its the human driver's fault for not keeping their hands on the steering wheel of a self-driving car.

    3. Re:What a jackass by jc42 · · Score: 1

      While an impressive tech display, it simply highlights why I don't trust fully automated driver systems, ESPECIALLY as the only control system.

      How so? I didn't see anying that says that. The video just ends suddenly, after the warning not to bump the steering wheel. But there was nothing I could see that said anything went wrong. It seems to be a video showing a perfectly functioning "self-driving car", despite the warning. Did something happen after the end of the video?

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    4. Re:What a jackass by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The wife going into labor is probably less risky than the husband driving from A to B breaking speed limits and possibly other traffic laws because his wife is going into labor.

  15. this is what happens by epyT-R · · Score: 1

    This is what happens when some entity like google tries to idiot proof. We just end up with better idiots. In this case, that infiniti is a far cry from google's claims for its own AV, and already we have morons who think the machine is infallible.

    1. Re:this is what happens by dave420 · · Score: 1

      No, this is what happens when we have semi-autonomous cars. Google's cars work just fine with or without a driver, unlike the car in question. I know you like complaining about things/science/women, but at least read the summary before launching off, as it will prevent you from looking quite the idiot you are.

  16. It's a matter of expectations by roc97007 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    There's an old urban legend about a guy leaving the driver's seat of an RV (on cruise control) to use the bathroom. Personally I've never believed it, but it does serve to illustrate something about expectations.

    Judgement (and self-preservation) isn't a step function, it's more like a bell curve. And you can bet your bottom dollar that there will be a hopefully small but nevertheless significant portion of the population, down on the left end of the curve, who will think it's ok to have nobody in the driver's seat, or (more likely) someone asleep in the driver's seat, while the car is driving itself. It's statistically inevitable.

    ...because the expectation, among the unwashed public, is that a self-driving car will, you know, drive itself. It's even in the name. That there still has to be an operator in the driver's seat with hands near controls and looking outside is counter-intuitive to the concept of "a self-driving car".

    I mean geeze, google "autopilot related accidents". And pilots get a lot more training than mere automobile drivers.

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    1. Re:It's a matter of expectations by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 2

      This video is nothing more than an ad.

      There's an old urban legend about a guy leaving the driver's seat of an RV (on cruise control) to use the bathroom. Personally I've never believed it, but it does serve to illustrate something about expectations.

      My story was setting the cruise control on the RV on a straight section of road to fix themselves a drink, which of course the van crashed.

    2. Re:It's a matter of expectations by roc97007 · · Score: 1

      > This video is nothing more than an ad.

      I've watched it and I agree. That's even more insidious because it serves to reinforce the expectation that the car doesn't need someone reasonably alert in the driver's seat.

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    3. Re:It's a matter of expectations by mythosaz · · Score: 1
    4. Re:It's a matter of expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's an old urban legend about a guy leaving the driver's seat of an RV (on cruise control) to use the bathroom.

      Relevant links:

      I think they also did it in Season 6 of Weeds, but I can't find the video.

    5. Re:It's a matter of expectations by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      Funnily enough, I got the following story about a pilot once; a fairly new skydiver found himself in the unusual position of being the last one off the plane, so he asked the pilot if he wanted him to close the door on his way out. The door's usually a sliding affair and difficult to close from the outside. The pilot explained that this wasn't necessary because after the last skydiver left the plane he'd light his cigar, trim the controls and walk back to close the door himself. Of course, you can actually do that in a plane -- it's not like you're likely to hit anything at 13000 feet.

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    6. Re:It's a matter of expectations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This video is nothing more than an ad.

      Yeah, couldn't agree more. It started and sounded like a rant until, sunddenly, this:

      The car in question is a new Infiniti Q50 which has Active Lane Control and adaptive cruise control. Both of which essentially turn the Q50 into an autonomous vehicle while at highway speeds.

      There was a thousand ways to sneak this information, but the phrasing sounds so close to marketing-speak that it triggered adblock ... Native Advertising at its finest.

  17. Idiorts or no idiorts? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Shouldn't we be happy that "idiots" AREN'T the ones in charge of the vehicle?

  18. Hey Bubba, Watch this by rmdingler · · Score: 1
    I'm not leaving the seat like this fellow did, but wow!

    That's why we have the internet isn't it?

    Cat videos and the derring-do of strangers.

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  19. I here you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    He must have told his car "stay hear"

  20. Hyundai did something similar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Hyundai did a similar stunt (though using professionals on closed road):

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xbjdmw8D9-Y

    1. Re:Hyundai did something similar by CmdrPorno · · Score: 1

      From viewing the disclaimer on Hyundai's video, it appears that their system is designed to disengage if it believes the driver is not present/not paying attention/dead. It says: "Lane keeping assist system - modified not to turn off." Also, did they use a Porsche Cayenne as one of their camera vehicles instead of a Hyundai? Weird.

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    2. Re:Hyundai did something similar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      it appears that their system is designed to disengage if it believes the driver is not present/not paying attention/dead

      Like Mercedes? Look ma no hands

    3. Re:Hyundai did something similar by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      From viewing the disclaimer on Hyundai's video, it appears that their system is designed to disengage if it believes the driver is not present/not paying attention/dead.

      Or is not a soda can.

  21. No, this is proof we need autonomous vehicles by dottrap · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No, this is proof we need autonomous vehicles. Consider the current alternative that these "idiots" are driving.

  22. Hear?? by cepler · · Score: 0

    So self driving cars can hear now too?

  23. Car makers need to learn from tractors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is why John Deere's auto steer automatically turns off and stops when the driver leaves the seat.

    1. Re: Car makers need to learn from tractors by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Turning off a car moving at highway speed down a potentially crowded road and turning off a tractor going 5 mph in a field are two entirely different propositions.

  24. Picture in my head was better by gman003 · · Score: 3, Funny

    The image I had in my head, for some reason, was the driver leaving the car itself, which drove off without him. Apparently he wasn't stupid enough to do that, which is unfortunate because that would have been absolutely hilarious.

    1. Re:Picture in my head was better by gnasher719 · · Score: 1

      Well, I remember the story of Hans Reiser who was reasonably famous for creating a new file system, who left the passenger seat of his car somewhere, the police thought it was because it was full of the blood of his murdered wife, and he had no better explanation.

    2. Re:Picture in my head was better by R3d+M3rcury · · Score: 2

      That's actually kind of a funny idea...

      Step 1: Set Cruise Control to 90 MPH.
      Step 2: Activate Lane Control.
      Step 3: Exit the vehicle. Yes, I know this is the hard part.
      Step 4: Find a local bar and watch the police chase your car.

      You might need to place a mannequin or something in the drivers seat...

    3. Re:Picture in my head was better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Of course he didn't. Since, you know, he lead them to where he buried her dead body after murdering her.

    4. Re:Picture in my head was better by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

      not that hard, have a friend drive in front of you at 15 miles an hour (or even slower if the car has good enough adaptive cruise control) and deal with the discomfort of jumping out of the car (unfortunately, probably the window so the door isn't swinging along open)

    5. Re:Picture in my head was better by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The image I had in my head, for some reason, was the driver leaving the car itself, which drove off without him.

      My image was a guy tossing the driver's seat out of his car onto the highway and going on without it. Why would a 'self-driving' car need a driver's seat?

    6. Re:Picture in my head was better by toddestan · · Score: 1

      If they're smart, they'll automatically disengage the adaptive cruise control if the car has to slow down enough. Though I wouldn't count on it. Though if I was to do it, I'd probably rig up a trailer that I could hop into and easily detach.

  25. Darwin Award Contestant? by Calibax · · Score: 4, Informative

    It's pretty clear that this is merely a failed attempt to win a Darwin Award. Perhaps he needs to try the same thing on a windy road.

    1. Re:Darwin Award Contestant? by countach · · Score: 1

      I agree that this was a decent shot at a Darwin award, but then again I think all talk of autonomous vehicles is Darwinish.

    2. Re:Darwin Award Contestant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm waiting for the day I can sleep on my driving commute. I could imagine driving across salt lake with that while sleeping. Would be all for it too. Imagine if a trucker could power nap between cities. He'd be a lot more alert when he needs to be a safer driver to boot.

    3. Re:Darwin Award Contestant? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And of course by windy you mean winding. Or do you indeed mean a really breezy road?

  26. Re:Speaking of dumb... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    n3wb edit0rZ

  27. Get a Brain! Morans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    your heard it hear on slashdot!

  28. So is it self driving or not? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the car still needs a human at the controls it is not a self driving car and should not be called such.

  29. Hear comes the morans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Morans like shouldn't even use the internet! To bad their already hear.

  30. Wait you want me to drive? by Dorianny · · Score: 1

    Most people receive no training and have no knowledge or skills on what to do in a emergency situation. Autonomous driving itself is being developed from technologies that were first developed to take over for the human in emergencies. I really don't understand the need of having the human ready to take over in a emergency.

    1. Re:Wait you want me to drive? by Obfuscant · · Score: 2

      I really don't understand the need of having the human ready to take over in a emergency.

      Because the "emergencies" that an autonomous vehicle will have will mostly be created by the autonomous vehicle system itself. Like not correctly detecting a small human darting into the street ahead of it, coming to a halt in the middle of traffic because it lost communication with a critical sensor, etc. And because the computer, no matter how well programmed by the smartest people in the room, will not have covered every contingency that could pop up in real life. Humans are just more adaptable than fixed-programmed computers.

      Yeah, humans fail. We understand. Computers fail, too, which is something that the autonomous vehicle proponents tend to forget. And hyping the perfection of a system that is not yet in existence and hasn't been tested at full scale is how the material in Risks Digest gets created.

    2. Re:Wait you want me to drive? by Dorianny · · Score: 1

      I really don't understand the need of having the human ready to take over in a emergency.

      Because the "emergencies" that an autonomous vehicle will have will mostly be created by the autonomous vehicle system itself. Like not correctly detecting a small human darting into the street ahead of it

      Small unexpected objects in peripheral vision requiring split second reaction time is just the sort of emergency humans are really terrible at, and at which sensors and computer systems excel at.

      coming to a halt in the middle of traffic because it lost communication with a critical sensor, etc. And because the computer, no matter how well programmed by the smartest people in the room, will not have covered every contingency that could pop up in real life. Humans are just more adaptable than fixed-programmed computers.

      Humans are very adaptable however the most important need for directing a single purpose automobile is choosing the right response and executing in a correct manner, and doing it all as quickly as possible, sensors and computerized systems excel at that.

      Yeah, humans fail. We understand. Computers fail, too, which is something that the autonomous vehicle proponents tend to forget. And hyping the perfection of a system that is not yet in existence and hasn't been tested at full scale is how the material in Risks Digest gets created.

      Everyone seems to understand that human error is responsible for most road casualties but we will not trust a computer replacement system unless its proven completely infallible. Wouldn't it start saving lives even if it was just much less error prone than humans?

    3. Re:Wait you want me to drive? by Kjella · · Score: 1

      True, but humans are way more likely to ignore lights that are out, warning lights, fatigue or any other condition suggesting they should pull over. I expect autonomous cars to pull over and refuse to continue the moment they become impaired.

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    4. Re:Wait you want me to drive? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Small unexpected objects in peripheral vision

      A child running into the street in front of you is not "peripheral vision".

      Humans are very adaptable however the most important need for directing a single purpose automobile is choosing the right response and executing in a correct manner,

      And when the "right response" hasn't been pre-programmed into the computer, the human is much better at finding a solution. To assume that autonomous vehicles will have every problem and a "right response" in their database so there is no need for human supervision is just lunacy. To assume that some programmer who is sitting in a nice, air-conditioned office can determine the "right response" to every situation you might experience in the middle of traffic on a congested freeway is just lunacy.

      Everyone seems to understand that human error is responsible for most road casualties but we will not trust a computer replacement system unless its proven completely infallible.

      That may be your criterion. If so, that's ok. My criterion is that it doesn't fail in majestic and fatal ways for simple problems. And that there be some full scale data that indicates that it isn't going to fail in majestic and fatal ways when the emergent behavior of the collective is considered.

      Wouldn't it start saving lives even if it was just much less error prone than humans?

      Well, that's the hope. But wouldn't it be nice to have some evidence before it turns out that the system doesn't work as well as every optimist evangelist tells us it will? Is it too much to ask for a human fallback to deal with unanticipated failure modes? Have we really learned NOTHING AT ALL from all the existing examples of system failure that were unanticipated? I keep mentioning Risks Digest. It's a good read for anyone who thinks "sensors and computerized systems excel at that". Imagine when HeartBleed isn't a cute term for a computer failure and actually refers to the human ex-passengers of an autonomous vehicle.

    5. Re:Wait you want me to drive? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      I expect autonomous cars to pull over and refuse to continue the moment they become impaired.

      And what if "refuse to continue" isn't the proper response to the problem? OMG, the camera watching to the rear failed, I better pull over and stop. Right here, on the freeway. With 65 or 75 MPH traffic going by just a few feet away. So I can sit here and wait with my wife who is in labor for an hour or two for a tow truck to show up.

      Or I'm just ahead of a triple bottom 18 wheeler and the car thinks the right solution is to slow down and stop so he has to slam on the breaks to keep from running me over. And the failure is in the lane edge detector, so the autonomous vehicle can't really tell when it is off the road. It can't pull over very far -- or it pulls over too far on a section of road that has little or no shoulder.

      And it is 105F in the shade, but the air conditioning requires the engine and it won't "continue" because an emission sensor failed and the programmer sitting in his office decided the right solution was to shut the engine down.

      Or it's -20F in the shade at 2AM in the middle of nowhere Nebraska or Colorado in winter on a remote two lane road, and the car decides that the 'right response' to some failure is to stop right there, with no cell service to call for help, and no source of heat for the useless human occupants of the vehicle. All because the GPS receiver stopped working, or some other sensor failed that the car needs but a human could easily do without.

      Yeah, every response to this would be "but the programmers will think of these problems and do the right thing." Somehow the car will know that there is a medical emergency aboard and the "right thing" is to continue under human control instead of "refuse to continue" until it's little problem is fixed. Such naive optimism regarding technological utopias is the scary thing, not that a human might actually drive a car sometime in the future.

    6. Re:Wait you want me to drive? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      And when the "right response" hasn't been pre-programmed into the computer, the human is much better at finding a solution.

      That's what humans think, but rarely the correct answer. Humans have been known to kill themselves and others swerving off the road to avoid a squirrel.

      Humans are dumb. In almost all cases, braking in a straight line is better than any evasive maneuvers. But humans evade, over-correct, and spin off the road. Commonly.

      We'd be much better off if the human software had the ability to process better.

    7. Re:Wait you want me to drive? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      OMG, the camera watching to the rear failed, I better pull over and stop. Right here, on the freeway. With 65 or 75 MPH traffic going by just a few feet away. So I can sit here and wait with my wife who is in labor for an hour or two for a tow truck to show up.

      Then just drive,.We haven't gotten to cars that refuse human commands, just can operate autonomously. You are assuming the least logical option then showing it to be illogical. Congratulations.

      In every case, the car should continue while alerting the driver to take over or the car will pull over in 30 seconds. 29. 28. 27...

    8. Re:Wait you want me to drive? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Humans are dumb. In almost all cases, braking in a straight line is better than any evasive maneuvers.

      And it is this attitude that will prevent a human override when the better maneuver is to simply change lanes or move to the shoulder and the programmer of your autonomous vehicle decides that hitting the truck ahead of you is "almost" better.

      Even as dumb as they are, they are more adaptable to unforeseen or unusual circumstance than any computer. To prevent them from being able to use that ability when the computer cannot is criminal negligence.

      Yeah, humans make mistakes. But to then claim that a computer programmed by humans will be exempt from these mistakes is just wacky.

    9. Re:Wait you want me to drive? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Then just drive,.We haven't gotten to cars that refuse human commands,

      You didn't even bother to read the sentence I was replying to and quoted in my reply, did you? There is no "just drive" when:

      I expect autonomous cars to pull over and refuse to continue the moment they become impaired.

      Which part of "refuse to continue" leaves the possibility of continuing the trip open to the human occupants?

      You are assuming the least logical option

      I replied to someone who told us what he expected his autonomous vehicle to do. Christ almighty, people don't RTFA, they don't read the summary, and they don't even read what they are replying to anymore. It isn't my assumption, it is what the OP wanted.

      Why do you feel the need to lecture me in such a condescending way when I am the one pointing out that "refuse to continue" is the wrong way to deal with things? Yeah, I know that. That's why I gave the examples showing why it wasn't the right way to do things.

    10. Re:Wait you want me to drive? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      "Refuse to continue autonomously" was how I read it. Even Johnny Cab allows human over-ride.

    11. Re:Wait you want me to drive? by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      And it is this attitude that will prevent a human override when the better maneuver is to simply change lanes or move to the shoulder and the programmer of your autonomous vehicle decides that hitting the truck ahead of you is "almost" better.

      As it's impossible for your false dichotomy to exist, I'll presume you are trolling.

  31. Don't blame the user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't like it when people blame the user. The car should have sensed this and taken appropriate action and/or given abundant warning. Safety fail-safes like that should be built in. And you can "hear" the instant karma of calling them an idiot for being human.

  32. Make everything illegal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Idiots might misuse it.

    1. Re:Make everything illegal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially the word "hear"

  33. When they can do this I'll be impressed.. by Trax3001BBS · · Score: 1

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v... all driven by drivers, no CGI.

  34. Re:Submission with a spelling error, say it isn't by NEDHead · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I would guess that the number of stupid jaywalkers will diminish quickly

  35. No deadman switch? by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 1

    I'm more shocked that Infinity doesn't have some sort of sensor in the drivers seat to make sure there is actually somebody behind the wheel.

    1. Re:No deadman switch? by Mspangler · · Score: 1

      "I'm more shocked that Infinity doesn't have some sort of sensor in the drivers seat to make sure there is actually somebody behind the wheel."

      Especially since my riding lawnmower has one.

    2. Re:No deadman switch? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      just put a twenty pound disc weight on the seat, wedge a snowbrush between the seat and accelerator, point the thing to where grass needs cutting, and go relax in the hammock

    3. Re:No deadman switch? by skaag · · Score: 1

      That's exactly what I was thinking when I saw this. They should count 10 seconds from the moment the person leaves the seat, and slowly break until the car stops safely. But is that the right thing to do? I'm not 100% sure.

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    4. Re:No deadman switch? by geezer+nerd · · Score: 1

      And what is the car supposed to do when it detects there is no one there while it is driving down the road? Especially one of the not-quite-self-driving vehicles shown in this video?

    5. Re:No deadman switch? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Toddler killed and dog injured by Skynet lawn tractor, news at 11

    6. Re:No deadman switch? by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Bring the vehicle slowly and safely to a halt.

      Yes, it's then a hazard to other drivers. I think a static hazard is probably better than one doing 70mph.

    7. Re:No deadman switch? by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Especially since my riding lawnmower has one.

      Your riding lawnmower has one because there were sufficient numbers of people who were getting off an operating riding lawnmower to do something like move a hose or other impediment, and the legal department said "we need to avoid liability".

      Until the advent of more automated vehicles there weren't a lot of people departing the driver's seat while their cars were in gear and the engine was running. Yes, it happened, but everyone knew that the person who did that was an idiot. "What did you expect, your car to drive itself?"

      Now imagine the utopian future with more autonomous features in the vehicles. It isn't so idiotic to fail to understand that the car you are currently driving can't deal with your absence if the car you normally drive can. And imagine the conflicting messages that the manufacturers of the future will be sending if they have to install driver sensors in their new-fangled autonomous vehicles because too many drivers are getting out and the car just drives away without them. They'll be selling completely autonomous vehicles that must have a driver in the driver's seat!

    8. Re:No deadman switch? by iggymanz · · Score: 1

      why didn't that stupid toddler help the poor little doggie, instead of being all "aaaah! mommy my feet! my legs! my ......*gurgle*?" I'm telling you, kids these days and their feelings of entitlement and non self-sufficiency, starts at early age as we saw with this incident here.

  36. Re:Really? by NEDHead · · Score: 1

    'har' is the universal substitute

  37. Nothing new by gmuslera · · Score: 1

    At least he had a self-driving engine, it is an improvement over the usual idiot that go to drive drunk and kill several in the way. And in some cases keep driving after doing that.

  38. Not so stupid, just not ready yet. by Mercury · · Score: 1

    The real value of a self-driving car is just that, fully self-driving.

    It's having something that can drive while you're asleep, reading, or maybe even working on your laptop.

    It's something that can drive your 10 year old to school, drop them off, and then drive back to the house so that other people in the household can use the car.

    And just as importantly, it's something that someone who is not fit to drive-maybe for medical reasons, maybe because they have not slept in 24 hours, maybe because they are drunk-can use to safely get where they need to go.

    So no, the danger of salf-driving cars isn't that people will decide not to be in the driver's seat, the danger is that both automakers and regulators will try and give us supposedly self-driving cars that can't handle those cases, and then be surprised when things go horribly wrong, or when people just don't see the value in buying one.

    Personally, I plan on ownning a true self-driving car very soon after I can buy one that can do the driving when I can't, and I bet that the vast majority of legally blind adults with enouh money will be right along there with me. But that won't happen anytime soon when people are acting like you need a driver for it to be safe.

    1. Re:Not so stupid, just not ready yet. by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      >> or when people just don't see the value in buying one.

      In all cases where people don't spend their money the way the government wants, legislation gets very quickly enacted to make sure that all the stuff that people would actually prefer to buy becomes either taxed to death or just outright illegal. Groups like MADD are probably already planning and fundraising to push such legislation through with as much money as it takes.

      Of course the gov. will find a way to claim its all about saving lives or any other excuse to avoid admitting its actually all about making more money/votes from special interest groups at the cost of all of our freedoms of choice.

      Once the self-driving legislation is in place, they will then quickly focus on making it illegal for humans to drive at all, and also illegal for all new cars to even have controls that make it possible to manually drive them.

  39. "hear" is your instant karma for blaming the user by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's bad design, humans designed it and they are the idiots. Automated machines need to be designed around the possibility of possibly absurd but all too common human error. To err is human...so is to "hear"

  40. I feel like an idiot for watching that whole thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing but a ploy to get people to watch the new car.

  41. Shhh by dmomo · · Score: 2

    Autonomous cars already hear.

  42. Re:not suprising... by treeves · · Score: 1

    ...and poor people are generally smarter? what's your logic? or did you just mean "people generally are pretty stupid", but you don't like rich people, so you threw that in?

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  43. Right. This is the "deadly valley" by Animats · · Score: 4, Insightful

    No, it's clear why we should be worried about almost-but-not-really autonomous vehicles, in the real deal this would be fine.

    That's right. Automatic lane keeping plus radar-based cruise control is right in the middle of the "deadly valley" - good enough to allow hands-off driving 98% of the time, not good enough to handle trouble. This is why that Cruise startup building a budget self-driving system worries me. Thos guys are from "social" apps. They're thinking they can ship something that sort of works, and that's good enough. It isn't.

    Auto manufacturers are held to a much higher standard than the computer industry is used to. GM is being sued because their ignition switches could turn off if people hung too much crap on their keychain. (Something unlikely to be caught in testing, because, at the test track, each key hangs on a separate key tag.) "Speeding, cellphone texting, intoxication... irrelevant. We are not looking at the driver, or the circumstances of the driver's negligence. We are looking at the automobile, and only the automobile." - terms of the GM settlement.

    The minimum safe level of performance for a self-driving car is that the vehicle must be able to bring itself to a safe stop, preferably at the side of the road, in any emerging bad situation. Even after any single-point failure.

    Few computer based consumer products meet that standard, but a some do. The Segway is a good example. There's enough redundancy in a Segway to keep single failures from face-planting the user. Five rate gyros instead of three, two batteries, two processors, and a safety shutdown mode that brings the vehicle to a stop and sounds alarms to tell you to get off before it fails.

    1. Re:Right. This is the "deadly valley" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If your test set does not include a well known human - vehicle interaction mode ( more than one key on a key chain) then you have failed to consider real world conditions in a simple test and then the company deserves to be sued. If they tested it with a "normally loaded" key chain and it passed they could claim that there is a test - they tested it properly - it passed - and the key chain load information is in the owner's manual.

    2. Re:Right. This is the "deadly valley" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Auto manufacturers are held to a much higher standard than the computer industry is used to."

      Auto manufacturers are not held to a higher standard. They should be. Hold auto manufacturers to the same standard as aviation. Software in cars should be DO-178 certified. I don't trust uncertified code to drive me.
      http://tech.slashdot.org/story/13/10/29/208205/toyotas-killer-firmware

    3. Re:Right. This is the "deadly valley" by Wycliffe · · Score: 1

      That probably is one of the tests they perform NOW but that's kindof the point of the OP that car manufacturers
      are held to insanely high reliability and testing metrics compared to the average computer software.
      The only other industry that is probably anywhere close is implantable medical devices or space missions.

      I'm not saying that they shouldn't be. Automobile accidents are a leading cause of death but it does mean
      you better know what you're doing before attempting to compete in that space.

    4. Re:Right. This is the "deadly valley" by Aighearach · · Score: 4, Insightful

      They did test it, identified a problem early, and then the engineer responsible suppressed the results to avoid having the mistake next to his name.

      There were already engineering standards regarding heavy keychains, and related testing procedures. That is why they fired 15 people, instead of calling it a learning opportunity. The only opportunity for learning is learning not to be dishonest. That is also why there is a criminal probe.

      The only reason the public found out and the recall happened was because of a wrongful death lawsuit where the lawyer learned about it through discovery. This is one of those cases where the lawyers were actually more honest (or more risk-averse) than the engineers!

    5. Re:Right. This is the "deadly valley" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Auto manufacturers are held to a much higher standard than the computer industry is used to. GM is being sued because their ignition switches could turn off if people hung too much crap on their keychain. (Something unlikely to be caught in testing, because, at the test track, each key hangs on a separate key tag.) "Speeding, cellphone texting, intoxication... irrelevant. We are not looking at the driver, or the circumstances of the driver's negligence. We are looking at the automobile, and only the automobile." - terms of the GM settlement.

      The minimum safe level of performance for a self-driving car is that the vehicle must be able to bring itself to a safe stop, preferably at the side of the road, in any emerging bad situation. Even after any single-point failure.

      Few computer based consumer products meet that standard, but a some do. The Segway is a good example. There's enough redundancy in a Segway to keep single failures from face-planting the user. Five rate gyros instead of three, two batteries, two processors, and a safety shutdown mode that brings the vehicle to a stop and sounds alarms to tell you to get off before it fails.

      This. In no other industry, in the world, are bugs, glitches, and crashes so readily tolerated, even expected. Not only are software failures or bugs always a threat, so are hardware failures. But this is slashdot, so computers are awesome and people suck.
      An autonomous driving system like this will work much better once *every* car on the road uses it, but a combination of machine and human drivers is probably going to be newsworthy everynight.

    6. Re:Right. This is the "deadly valley" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The minimum safe level of performance for a self-driving car is that the vehicle must be able to bring itself to a safe stop, preferably at the side of the road, in any emerging bad situation. Even after any single-point failure. "

      Why? The minimum safe level of performance for a human driving a car is... pretty much non-existent. Passing a driving exam is a joke and I'm pretty sure Google's driving AI would pass with flying colors. Why is a AI driven car held to a higher standard than a human driven car?

  44. Re:not suprising... by mjwx · · Score: 1

    Rich people generally are pretty stupid.

    People who buy an Infiniti aren't particularly rich.

    Infiniti's are just Nissan's with a body kit and a jacked up price tag. Almost all Infiniti's are based on the Nissan FM platform and can be bought as Nissan Skylines (V36) for much less. All the Infiniti range have a Nissan equivalent (Skyline, Altima, Terano). So buying an Infiniti on it's own is an indication of stupidity.

    Beyond that, even though they're pricier than a Nissan they aren't that expensive. An Q50 starts at US$37,000. A rich person would be driving an Maserati or an S-Class or more accurately, they'd be being driven in it.

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  45. Re:Down to 'idiot like this guy' articles?? by Noah+Haders · · Score: 0

    once I bailed out of a moving car just to see if I could do it. success!

  46. Wait you people expect to stay awake by Stan92057 · · Score: 1

    Wait you people expect to stay awake and watch the car run??HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHA this is not the end of what stupidity people will do I expect videos of people having sex in the backseat and women flashing there asses out of the driver side window or maybe if its got a sun roof they will stand up hair or tits flapping in the wind. Blowjobs videos you name it People are not ready for autonomous ANYTHING. I hate to see what the insurance is for that stupidity

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  47. Re:Down to 'idiot like this guy' articles?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    slashdot has become Fark.com

  48. Re:not suprising... by tyme · · Score: 1

    Poor people can't use their wealth to shield themselves from the consequences of their own stupidity, so yes.

    I observe this fact every weekend in a nearby wealthy neighborhood where I go to eat at good restaurants. Stupid rich people who don't know how to obey traffic signals (both drivers and pedestrians), don't know how to operate simple machines (soft serve machines shouldn't cause issues for observant adults), and who generally seem to expect everyone to make allowances for their blundering and incompetence.

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  49. we need to ban automated driving by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    before these autonomous vehicles take over our roadways.

  50. Re:Submission with a spelling error, say it isn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Interesting

    WE DON'T HAVE VERY MANY AUTOMATIC TRAINS IN THE WORLD, the reason is because they have to contend with stupid drivers and jaywalkers.

    Really? Bet you $500 it has more to do with unions than safety. Most trains can not stop to avoid drivers or jaywalkers. That's why there are train crossings where the cars and peds stop.....simply because the train can not. Trains are much easier to automate than cars or planes, having been done as early as 1961. Today there are several automated passenger trains, I rode on one at the San Fran airport earlier this year.

    Self-driving cars will never succeed.

    Driverless cars will probably be mandatory in the future, and my guess is that the insurance will become so prohibitively high, that you'll find it much cheaper to buy an automated car.

    Year 2045, scene courtroom

    Lawyer: So, sir, you (incredulously)willing chose to drive the vehicle by hand?

    Defendant: Yes, I did! I just wanted to exercise my right to enjoy driving my car

    Lawyer: Well, there you have it, ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the defendant freely admits to wanton and willfully endangering everyone else on the road! You must find him guilty!

    Or if you prefer the scene from I,Robot:

    Lt. John Bergin: What is the matter with you? Traffic Ops tells me you're driving your car manually. You ran two trucks off the road!

  51. OK, Google by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    "OK, Google, I'm pretty sure that viaduct up ahead is flooded.

    "Searching, why a duck..."

    "OK, Google, slow down please, the viaduct up ahead is flooded"

    *SPLASH!*

    My guess is that self-driving cars will not become ubiquitous in the lifetime of anyone reading this. We may have personal jetpacks before any of us has a truly autonomous car. There won't be the required infrastructure expenditures to make the highways "smart" unless Google replaces the Federal Government. Which is a possibility, but probably not in the next half-century.

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    1. Re:OK, Google by dave420 · · Score: 1

      The highways are already smart enough for autonomous cars - they use the same inputs as we do. The last hurdle will be handling insurance & liability stuff, and getting the sensor packages down to aesthetically-acceptable sizes & forms.

    2. Re:OK, Google by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      they use the same inputs as we do

      Do they? How does an autonomous car know the difference between a wet road and a flooded viaduct?

      The last hurdle will be handling insurance & liability stuff

      The liability stuff is pretty important, no? Have you seen a software user agreement? If your family is in the car, how do you feel about trusting their safety to a product that eschews all responsibility for any damages and requires you to give away your right to sue for damages?

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    3. Re:OK, Google by Cederic · · Score: 1

      Do they? How does an autonomous car know the difference between a wet road and a flooded viaduct?

      http://www.torquenews.com/397/...

      (note that's from 2011; it's now available on multiple models)

    4. Re:OK, Google by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      How does an autonomous car know the difference between a wet road and a flooded viaduct?

      The same way we do. At least an autonomous car will identify it doesn't know, and re route. As opposed to all the people swept down stream in floods when they cross when unsafe to do so.

    5. Re:OK, Google by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      At least an autonomous car will identify it doesn't know, and re route.

      So every time it sees a wet road it re-routes? It could take forever to get where you're going.

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    6. Re:OK, Google by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      Wade Aid
      Land Rover has developed a sonar-based system for determining water depth, allowing informed decisions on whether to venture into inundated areas. The system utilizes sensors mounted in the bumpers and sideview mirrors. These are able to measure depth, working in conjunction with inclinometers to determine whether the level is increasing or decreasing. This information is relayed to an intuitive graphic on the video screen.

      So it inches up to the puddle/lake and takes readings and the inclinometers kick in once you're already going downhill into the flooded viaduct?

      Like I said, there won't be ubiquitous autonomous vehicles on the highway in the lifetime of anyone reading Slashdot today.

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    7. Re:OK, Google by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Wet road != entire road covered with a noticeable depth of water, indeterminably deep.

  52. Re:Down to 'idiot like this guy' articles?? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    I've wanted to do that since I saw Marlon Brando in the Wild Ones. Or was it James Dean in Rebel Without a Cause?

    Somebody look it up for me, alright?

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  53. The old adage goes... by MrKaos · · Score: 3, Interesting

    You can't make anything foolproof because fools are so ingenious.

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    1. Re:The old adage goes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I always heard it as "Make something idiot proof and someone will build a better idiot"

  54. Autonomous Cars Enable New Texting Freedom by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Its a little hard to believe the driver would not want to rest his or her cell phone on the steering wheel to text more easily than to sit in the passenger seat and actually hold the cell phone up for this. It boggles the mind some how..

  55. What idiot? by geezer+nerd · · Score: 1

    I have not seen anyone yet comment on the obvious point that the video is a scripted advertisement for the Q50. I think the person leaving the driver's seat is not really deserving of the idiot or moron epithet. He is following the script.

    Where is the outrage directed at Infiniti?

    1. Re:What idiot? by Goaway · · Score: 1

      If you just let Slashdotters think that they are smarter than someone, such as by calling that person an "idiot", their brains will turn off and they'll accept anything you feed them.

  56. Re:Submission with a spelling error, say it isn't by flyneye · · Score: 3, Insightful

    In the end, the need to get home from the bar w/o a D.U.I. will drive the technology.
    Perhaps this was just a drunk, in question. We'll call him a philosopher scientist, in a flash of dead brilliance, he reasons the cops can't give him a D.U.I. if he isn't driving. Others round the world, resonating sympathetically, will do the same. THEN, the self driving GOOGLE map using Smart Cars will take your drunk ass through a bad neighborhood before inevitably breaking down. Oh, of course there will be nice stories, like pregnant lady gets to the E.R. to spew quints ,in a self driven chariot.
    Strange stories, guy tells car to go to Best Buy, car takes him to Best Buy in a distant city. Auto Erotic stories, Exhibitionist couples lacking the task of driving, screw in the back seat, Daredevils on the hood.
                I don't think safety issues will stop anyone, anymore than obvious ones with explosives, alcohol and indiscriminate unprotected sex. It doesn't matter if they don't work , at first, it makes good news copy. These are humans we are talking about , right?

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  57. The importance of correct spelling by DeathElk · · Score: 1, Funny

    To the dumbos who are down-modding comments on the atrocious use of the word "hear" instead of "here" in the summary, I offer you this piece from Mark Twain:

    A PLAN FOR THE IMPROVEMENT OF ENGLISH SPELLING

    For example, in Year 1 that useless letter "c" would be dropped to be replased either by "k" or "s", and likewise "x" would no longer be part of the alphabet.

    The only kase in which "c" would be retained would be the "ch" formation, which will be dealt with later.

    Year 2 might reform "w" spelling, so that "which" and "one" would take the same konsonant, wile Year 3 might well abolish "y" replasing it with "i" and iear 4 might fiks the "g/j" anomali wonse and for all.

    Jenerally, then, the improvement would kontinue iear bai iear with iear 5 doing awai with useless double konsonants, and iears 6-12 or so modifaiing vowlz and the rimeining voist and unvoist konsonants.

    Bai iear 15 or sou, it wud fainali bi posibl tu meik ius ov thi ridandant letez "c", "y" and "x" -- bai now jast a memori in the maindz ov ould doderez -- tu riplais "ch", "sh", and "th" rispektivli.

    Fainali, xen, aafte sam 20 iers ov orxogrefkl riform, wi wud hev a lojikl, kohirnt speling in ius xrewawt xe Ingliy-spiking werld.

  58. too late, it's too late by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I miss the good old days of bench seats and driving for miles while the gf/wife gave a blowjob to while away the time.
    Now that the cars drive themselves, it's all bucket seats in cars now-a-days, and the we're not as limber as we used to be so climbing into the back seat while motoring the interstate isn't an option.

    This will be wonderful technology, but too late, it's too late for us.

  59. Self-driving cars are already here by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No shit. Anyone from 1982 will remember a certain black Pontiac Transam that was self-driving even when nobody was in the car.

  60. Re:Down to 'idiot like this guy' articles?? by Noah+Haders · · Score: 1

    Lmgtfy?

  61. Android nastiness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just thought I'd mention that anyone clicking the link in this article while using an Android phone will, after several automatic redirects, wind up on the Play Store download page for some monsters game.

  62. Re:not suprising... by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

    if everyone else is doing something and you aren't, hate to break this to you, you are wrong.

  63. Danger, Will Ferrell! by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

    Somebody actually did this? I thought the gag was ridiculously over the top when I saw it on "Anchorman 2."

  64. Re:not suprising... by gordo3000 · · Score: 1

    there is a weird hybrid in the maxima, but otherwise the nissan infiniti cars all come from the high end JDM Nissans.

    When I was looking at cars (living in Japan) the equivalents were:
    Fuga --> M series
    Skyline --> G series or Q series now
    cima --> higher ended infiniti, but they don't sell either anymore.

    The problem is hte JDM nissans for "regular" folks weren't ported exactly so it makes comparisons a little off.

  65. When cruise control was new in the 1970s by AnalogDiehard · · Score: 1

    When cruise control was new in the 1970s, there was a news story about a guy who wrecked his brand new RV. He said he turned on the cruise control then went to the back of the RV to make a sandwich.

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    1. Re:When cruise control was new in the 1970s by Shoten · · Score: 1

      "Who wants some chimichangas, huh? Best thing I ever did was install this deep fryer in the 'bago."

      "Ron, why do you have this bag of bowling balls and this terrarium filled with scorpions?"

      "Oh, it's a long, crazy story!"

      "Hey, Ron. Cruise control just regulates speed, it doesn't steer."

      "Come again?"

      And yes...this is EXACTLY what came to mind when I read this :)

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  66. Whole Argument is Idiotic! by Roger+W+Moore · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    ...and while arguing that autonomous driving systems, which replace drivers, are scary because there are idiots driving cars.

    1. Re: Whole Argument is Idiotic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If I've got to sit in the drivers seat anyway I may as well drive it myself. If I paid good money for a CPU driver that's suppose to be safer than a human why should I then have to sit there 'just in case'.

      If you're saying it might screw up once in a while then I wasn't my money back, the CPU driver is not fit for purpose.

      I suppose the manufacturers would say it was my fault it crashed because I was not in the drivers seat at the time. At least I would go out happy, getting laid on the back seat with the wife

    2. Re: Whole Argument is Idiotic! by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      Yes indeed. The biggest road block to autonomous vehicles is liability law. Who is liable when the car drives itself. To me it is clear, it's the manufacturer that becomes liable.

      But once the politicians get their heads out of their asses we can all enjoy extra-curricular activities in a car that we never could before. Sleeping is one. Hell, I coudl get in the car, kick the seats back, put on some music and go to sleep. Wake up and you're at your destination. Or you could pass the hours in sexual pursuits. It's all up to you.

    3. Re: Whole Argument is Idiotic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't worry. The gov can't wait for autonomous cars. Imagine controlling transportation the way they control the internet. Mark my words, the gov will push these out as fast as they can.

    4. Re: Whole Argument is Idiotic! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree, plus don't forget these cars record a huge amount if data. Thousands of events are captured by the laser camera every second and I expect these will all end up in a big database. The uk gov must be wetting themselves over all that surveillance

  67. Sour Grades from Infiniti-less plebians by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Idiot", "moron". You sound like a bunch of poor kids struggling in a lousy job economy, hurling insults at a successful man able to afford an Infiniti.

    Except it's obviously a ploy by the car makers themselves.

    Daring acts (like this scripted advertisement you're all being fooled by) will drive consumer demand for autonomous cars.

    1. Re:Sour Grades from Infiniti-less plebians by Shoten · · Score: 1

      "Idiot", "moron". You sound like a bunch of poor kids struggling in a lousy job economy, hurling insults at a successful man able to afford an Infiniti.

      Except it's obviously a ploy by the car makers themselves.

      Daring acts (like this scripted advertisement you're all being fooled by) will drive consumer demand for autonomous cars.

      I think the word you were going for was "plebeians," there in the title...but maybe I didn't here you correctly.

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  68. african or european by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not a matter of migration routes, it's a matter of weight ratio. A 5 oz Bird cannot carry a 1lb coconut. It has to flap it's wings so many times per second to maintain air speed velocity... ... ...

  69. This world is for idiots. by sseymour1978 · · Score: 0

    I remember times when only idiots turned off pc with power button.
    Now everybody does that.
    Soon will everyone leave drivers seat.
    Because if you are not driving why sit there?
    Your reaction is anyway decreased, because you are bored, most probably not even watching on road and talk to passengers.

    1. Re:This world is for idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I remember times when only idiots turned off pc with power button. Now everybody does that."

      That's because the power button isn't a power button anymore. It hits an interrupt that initiates a software shutdown routine... ... oh, and I got rid of that pretentious little font of yours.

    2. Re:This world is for idiots. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I see that faggot Arker has a sockpuppet account here on slashdot.

  70. Thoughts on averages. by Immerman · · Score: 1

    Okay, okay, fair enough. I won't even make the technically-correct argument that mean is only one kind of average and mode is another. I agree - for non-mathematicians average=mean. ...But only in a mathematical context. In common language the meaning of something like "average Joe" far more closely resembles both the population median and the mode than it does the mean. And of course that causes no end of (often cynically manipulated) confusion when discussion blurs the line between the three.

    I would contend that the "average Joe" meaning is far more linguistically fundamental, while the more formal mathematical meaning is technically the name not of a specific function, but of a huge family of related functions. I would thus propose that the most logical solution to avoid confusion, intentional and otherwise, is to campaign against the use of "average" to refer to *any* specific mathematical function, using median, mode, and most especially mean any time numerical values are involved. With all of them of course referring to the *arithmetic* versions of their respective families unless otherwise qualified.

    We thus preserve "average" as a richly non-specific term in common language, with "mean" replacing the overly-specific mathematical usage to make a clear linguistic distinction between largely unrelated concepts. I think that will be item #19637 on my list of things to do when I'm finally elected God.

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  71. I see NO IDIOTS!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simply a clever german guy. On the contrary, there are seemingly plentiful driving cretins across the pond. At least that is my lifelong experience.

  72. Re:Submission with a spelling error, say it isn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Beer drives innovation. I like it.

  73. wear wear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wear? Wear?!!
    I dont lick self driving cars!

  74. have you tried turning it off and on again? by sir.toasts · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a layer 8 issue.

  75. Submission with a spelling error, say it isn't so. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    We don't have many automatic trains because the train drivers' unions are fairly powerful. Those that do exist work well. Trains generally don't have time to stop for someone on the tracks even if they wanted to (there's a lot of momentum carried by even a small passenger train at normal speeds) and so it's a pretty effective and increasingly popular way of committing suicide. The driver can see he's going to hit you but there's nothing he can do - there are a fair number of traumatised train drivers as a result. Automatic trains would be a significant improvement, but there are cost issues and it's handy to have some staff on trains anyway to deal with the passengers / contact authorities in the event of emergencies, disturbances etc.

    Automatic cars will happen, and quicker than people expect. There are no problematic unions to get around, the legal issues with insurance are not insurmountable and there is a clear market for them. This video isn't really relevant. Sure, the guy was dumb to do what he did, but not because driverless cars inherently need a human supervisor. He was wrong because this car isn't designed to be autonomous. Sure, it can lane follow and adapt its speed, but it isn't designed to do all the fault mode diagnosis and safely get itself to the side of the road etc. It's designed to have a human in control, so this guy was operating it outside of design intent. A real autonomous car is designed on the assumption that the human isn't in control (look at the google models that don't even have steering wheels etc.) They are designed to get themselves to a safe state in the event of a failure in a way that this car frankly isn't.

  76. Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I second this. It'd be better if people like that didn't even have the keys to their own car. They could ask the car to let them in.

  77. Re:Submission with a spelling error, say it isn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    DUI will still be used. the fuzz needs the money!

  78. Humans... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where is natural selection when you need it?

  79. Still don't trust the computer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " It's not the cars and tech we need to worry about, it's idiots like this guy."

    NOO!!
    With guys like this being a fact of life, i still don't trust computers for at some point they WILL be operated by these fools.
    No computer is perfect because no human is perfect.
    A computer operated by a human has its error rates multiplied.

  80. Must be Jeremy Holder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Must be Jeremy Holder

  81. Re:not suprising... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Plus it seems they cant drive at all, every rich person car comes with lane assist, brake assist, etc.. It's as if they are incompetent idiots and need this tech...

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  82. Re:not suprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well it seems that the poor can drive cars without requiring lane assist and brake assist to make it to their destination without crashing.

    So yes, I would say if you look at the information, even the worlds car makers believe the rich are bumbling idiots.

  83. EU-laws by DrYak · · Score: 1

    Interesting, under laws active in Europe she wouldn't be at fault but the family who rear ended her car.

    - She saw something unusual on the road and stopped. Breaking because there's something that shouldn't be there on the way is considered a valid reaction. Imagine is the foreign object weren't ducks but some hard metal piece fallen from a truck (that would have saved a few Tesla battery punctures/fires...)

    - The familly on motorbike behind her weren't keeping a safe distance and weren't able to break in time. There's a reason that you need to constantly keep a safe distance from the vehicle in front. They wouldn't have died if they kept a distance long to be able to break in case of emergency. (like the mother did. she was riding behind and was able to stop in time)

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    1. Re:EU-laws by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      BRAKE not BREAK dammit!

    2. Re:EU-laws by Cederic · · Score: 1

      I think in the UK slamming on the brakes for a full emergency stop for a duckling, resulting in an accident, could easily be prosecuted. It's not safe driving, it's not considerate to other road users, there are a couple of different things it could come under.

      None of that would prevent the person that rammed her being liable for that act though - as you say, it's their responsibility to assure that they can come safely to a halt without colliding with the vehicle in front. Her stupid behaviour does not negate their responsibility.

      May mitigate it though. I'm not sure on that one.

    3. Re:EU-laws by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

      We have a lot of "fallen rock zones" and deer along our highways - if someone is following too closely at night it means they are stupid and the safest response is to immediately change the situation by gradually slowing down to the point where they pass you (unless you're illegally driving in the passing lane, in which case someone following closely means gtf out of the way).

  84. Re:Down to 'idiot like this guy' articles?? by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

    TDTG. (Too drunk to google).

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  85. It SUPPOSE too bee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your doing it wrong to:

    Its suppose to bee "Your and idiot"

    1. Re: It SUPPOSE too bee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why do I have to share with Idiot

  86. "alread hear"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "But it appears self-driving cars are already hear, and one idiot"... was allowed to write the summary of this article.

    What the hell is it with AMERICANS nowadays? Your spelling and grammar is almost non-existent. You fucking cretins.

    1. Re:"alread hear"... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like I've said before, and I quickly get moderated down for it: We do it to troll you self-righteous eurotrash faggots. Make your own internet and get your own fucking armies if you don't like it. Fuck off this US-centric site. We don't want eurotrash, ausitrash, or any other trash on this site.

  87. Atlanta traffic by sabbede · · Score: 2

    is why I feel secure in saying that we absolutely need self-driving cars. Stupid Humans make traffic a nightmare. Self driving cars won't stop three lanes of traffic trying to cut ahead of everyone at an exit, block the passing lane, weave all over because they're too busy on the phone, or make congestion worse by constantly trying to change lanes.

  88. What about medical emergencies by toebob · · Score: 1

    Suppose someone has a heart attack with these technologies enabled. The car will keep driving down the interstate until it runs out of gas. They'll find a dead body in a car driving three states away from where the driver used to live.

  89. If the police activate their emergency light bar by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

    Does the semi-autonomous (or future, 100% autonomous) car pull over?

  90. Re:Submission with a spelling error, say it isn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or if you prefer the scene from I,Robot:

    Lt. John Bergin: What is the matter with you? Traffic Ops tells me you're driving your car manually. You ran two trucks off the road!

    Of course you're ignoring the context that going to manual control was the reason he survived those two automated trucks that were programmed to kill him.

  91. Infiniti Drivers... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've yet to have a good experience in and around Infiniti drivers on the roads, and this isn't doing much to change my opinion of them...

  92. Re:Submission with a spelling error, say it isn't by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    And yet, even while on RAILS, how many train accidents are there? Also Unions? BS. First of all if they were able to fully automate trains, then the Unions wouldn't have much leverage would they...

    Insurance companies is an interesting notion. Provided they are not the first to go during the economic purges of the 2020's, assigning risk and fault to autonomous driving could be complicated. Just throwing it out there, but it may eventually follow a system whereby the car is insured itself by the Company and not by the individual... Can you see the court case? I personally have zero control over the actions of the car, how can I be held responsible for what it does? Ford (or whoever) are the ones who designed the logic that decides the actions of the car, and therefor is ultimately responsible for what it does... That is of course assuming the autonomous control can't be turned off or tampered with.

  93. Re:Submission with a spelling error, say it isn't by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

    Not if places take New York city's approach - when the number of jaywalkers killed on a road gets to be what local politicians deem "excessive", they have either:
    1 - The speed limit reduced
    2 - A traffic lane converted to either parking or a bicycle lane
    3 - Fences installed in the middle of the roadway, such that the jaywalkers now spend more time in the roadway walking around the fence

    Recently they successfully managed to get the state to allow the city's "default" (unposted) speed limit to become 25 instead of the statewide minimum default of 30. In light traffic most cars go 40.

  94. He was only obeying the law by Provocateur · · Score: 1

    There were laws against texting while driving, so he submitted this summary from the passenger seat

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  95. Re:Submission with a spelling error, say it isn't by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1

    Hit submit too early: if jaywalkers start getting hit by autonomous vehicles, they'll probably require a driver in the driver's seat to periodically hit some sort of deadman's button at random intervals, or restrict autonomous vehicles to 15 MPH or some such nonesense...

  96. This will be buried but I have to say it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is nonsense. Lane assist and adaptive cruise control do NOT make driving autonomous or anything NEAR it.

    Lane assist makes a nose and pumps the break should you veer off the road. It does not STEER you using the wheels. The break pump is a gentle nudge. You can always just ignore it and keep going straight off the side of the road if you want.

    Adaptive cruise control is a godsend to me. I use it all of the time and have had it equipped in every vehicle I've owned since 2005. When I am approaching another car on the highway with cruise control on, it will slow me down to match the other vehicle's speed. The distance is variable and I can change it. I can also defeat it should I choose.

    Combine that with blind spot warning and proximity sensors, I can cruise down the highway without having to do anything other that steer and enjoy the ride.

  97. Re:not suprising... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rich people generally are pretty stupid.

    People who buy an Infiniti aren't particularly rich.

    Infiniti's are just Nissan's with a body kit and a jacked up price tag. Almost all Infiniti's are based on the Nissan FM platform and can be bought as Nissan Skylines (V36) for much less. All the Infiniti range have a Nissan equivalent (Skyline, Altima, Terano). So buying an Infiniti on it's own is an indication of stupidity.

    Beyond that, even though they're pricier than a Nissan they aren't that expensive. An Q50 starts at US$37,000. A rich person would be driving an Maserati or an S-Class or more accurately, they'd be being driven in it.

    But are they rich enough to afford an education that teaches them it's NOT necessary to use an apostrophe in every single word that ends in an s?

  98. Whee by thejesses · · Score: 1

    A slashdot post which links to a blog entry which very briefly describes a short video. Yipee!

  99. Re:Submission with a spelling error, say it isn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course you're ignoring the context

    Damn straight I am! Because that is exactly what will happen. The prosecution will do its damnedest to ignore anything and everything that would indicate you manually taking control was a Good Thing.

  100. New police/computer code. by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Kind of like PEBKAC, but PENBBSWAS Problem exists not being between steering wheel and seat.

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  101. Re: Submission with a spelling error, say it isn't by caveqat101 · · Score: 1

    I can call B.S. they have been trying to cut the train crew since they did away with coal, shucks even before that some of the one train on the track outfits only had a brakeman, but they soon went back to a two man crew, just to have a head up for the end of the track. Check out the story of the general, or go back to the accounts of wartime train engineers. But stop blaming unions for you stupidity. Not enough method in your diet.

  102. Re:Submission with a spelling error, say it isn't by cashman73 · · Score: 1

    As much as we'd all love our cars to drive our drunk asses home from the bars, thereby saving us a cab fare, that's a long way off. I think in the near future, the laws will mirror pilots and autopilots -- even if the autopilot is on, you still need a licensed, non-drunk pilot in the cockpit in the event the autopilot fails. However, I am sure we are not far away before some drunk Infiniti owner tries to use his self-driving car in his DUI defense. Stay tuned to Fark.com for more details on that story, coming at 11.

  103. You pass out and then wake up where??? by Zeorge · · Score: 1

    20 gallon tank, let's say at highway speed you get 25 MPG... that's quite a distance if you pass out on the highway. Those super-comfy seats and climate control, one drink too much, some nice music... you just might be out for 4-6 hours... 100-150 miles away from where you last remember. Heh.

  104. Re:Submission with a spelling error, say it isn't by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    And yet, even while on RAILS, how many train accidents are there?

    Almost none. Air and train travel are by far the safest forms of transport. Several times safer than walking even.

    Also Unions? BS. First of all if they were able to fully automate trains, then the Unions wouldn't have much leverage would they...

    If you could fully automate all trains on all routes overnight, indeed they wouldn't. But that's impossible to do.

    assigning risk and fault to autonomous driving could be complicated.

    It's absolutely no different to now.If you can prove systematic fault in the car design or manufacturer, then you can sue. However in the general case accidents are simply sorted out between insurance companies, often without bothering to establish blame. There's no need to change that, as autonomous cars will only be approved for general usage when they are safer than human driven cars anyway.

  105. Re: Submission with a spelling error, say it isn't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't know about every train in the world but there is definitely an automatic train in London. Look up "docklands light railway"

  106. All autmoatics are "self-driving" already by PensivePeter · · Score: 1

    Unless you remember to slip into neutral or park, you can get out of the driving seat of an automatic and the car will "drive" itself and that's always been the case: how many times have I seen an altercation when one driver slams on the brakes and jumps out to argue with someone, only for the car to start off again before he can barely get out of his seat.
    Fortunately, "driving" is still considered in law as an activity requiring control of *all* the vehicles functions while the engine is switched on. Lane-control is not the same as "driving" although you'd have a hard time convincing many Californians.

    1. Re:All autmoatics are "self-driving" already by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

      Unless you remember to slip into neutral or park,

      are you driving an automatic? How peculiar.

      I saw one of those a couple of years ago - even drove it for a day while my car got fixed. Very strange experience.

      Of course, if you've only got a license for an automatic, then you'd struggle to find a hire car here. Maybe one automatic per hire (larger) hire centre? A percent or several of the count.

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  107. Re:Submission with a spelling error, say it isn't by DarthVain · · Score: 1

    No so sure about that. Should you personal insurance then go up as a result of an accident caused by two independently operated machines without your input?

    Insurance companies basically manage risk VS revenue, if you take the human out of the equation, what is left to evaluate? Only the car. Then it is one car VS another as far as if one is particularly less risk or not. At which point what does that have to do with the individual other than the initial decision to get one or another?

  108. ghost-riding by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just waiting for all the failed ghost-riding videos.
    Might clean up the gene pool a bit.

  109. Sure enough by musth · · Score: 1

    from the video it looks like the perpetrator is some 20- or 30-something foolish dumbass.

  110. Re:Submission with a spelling error, say it isn't by RyoShin · · Score: 1

    buy an automated car

    I agree with you except this (extremely minor) point. When we get to the point where automated cars are simply another part of life, I believe that car ownership will stop being a normal part of life. Instead, most people will belong to auto clubs or co-ops and pay a nominal monthly fee (likely tiered for miles/month + other perks) and call for a vehicle from their club ahead of time that will be sent to their location to pick them up and drop them off. Only gearheads, rural folk, and the rich will actually own cars--and then rarely automated cars, outside of collectors of early models--because it will be far cheaper to belong to one of these than pay insurance+gas/electricity+loan payment+maintenance while living in the city or even suburbs.

    Sure, it might mean you wait, but if these clubs are run properly then unused vehicles will be parked in a distributed manner so you're only waiting 2-3 minutes. Need to go somewhere right fucking now? The clubs would have allowances for X priority calls/month, with high charges if you go over without setting up something ahead of time. The clubs could even have agreements with local city that their cars can have an "emergency" mode (enabled by club dispatch), where it gets priority in traffic for, say, getting a woman in labor to the hospital or to a dying relative.

    This also helps with suburban sprawl and city traffic, because now most people don't need a garage, drive way, or parking spot. Bus terminals could be expanded for pick up and drop off of passengers of these cars (and perhaps even storing them), with most streets having a "quick stop" lane that can be used during lighter traffic.

    We're probably 20-30 years out from this being standard, but when it is the whole auto-buyer thing is going to have a huge upset (if dealerships are only concerned about Tesla's direct sales now, they haven't seen anything yet...)

  111. You're not the only idiot on the road. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When I was young, I was going on a date, and the girl's father told me, "Remember, you're not the only idiot on the road."

  112. Re:not suprising... by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

    I liked the President-based Q45 with the active suspension. People were afraid of the expense in upkeep and such with them, so the Q45a was cheap to buy used. And, aside from the fuel economy, not bad. But it wasn't a "Nissan with a body kit" in that the Nissan it's based on was never available in the USA. And, as far as I can tell, the President was never available with the active suspension, and some other of the features.

  113. Re:Submission with a spelling error, say it isn't by BasilBrush · · Score: 1

    You've said it all yourself. The difference in risk between one driver and another will be what car they drive. And that's one of the variables that exists right now. You pay a lot more insurance for a sports car than a runabout. Similarly you'll pay more for autonomous cars with a worse safety record.

    These's nothing wrong with that. As you say, the insurance companies have to set prices against risks.

    There is literally no hurdle to jump as regard insurance and autonomous cars. It's not an issue.

  114. Re:Submission with a spelling error, say it isn't by Agripa · · Score: 1

    Driverless cars will probably be mandatory in the future, and my guess is that the insurance will become so prohibitively high, that you'll find it much cheaper to buy an automated car.

    Manual control of a powered vehicle will be an organ bank crime. Obscure?

  115. Re:Submission with a spelling error, say it isn't by RockDoctor · · Score: 1

    Need to go somewhere right fucking now?

    Please clarify what you mean by "right fucking now". Is it the time to take your bicycle from the stand by the door to whichever building you're in and start cycling towards your destination, or is it the time to get into the parking area (several floors further up, down or sideways), get to the vehicle, get through the access barrier, paying your parking fee, then start to negotiate the one-way system to get to the road leading to your destination.

    The time to/ from parking, and the time to find parking are things that are normally left out of the "right fucking now" equation. Being in reasonable condition, and knowing my town well in terms of non-vehicle routes, I can normally beat a car over distances of up to 3 miles - about 20 minutes door to door. That's pretty "right fucking now" if you're looking for a taxi too.

    (Of course, on foot I can beat someone on a bike for really short journeys ; there's a non-trivial time to undoing the bike lock, stowing and re-deploying it.)

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