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  1. Re:To be fair, the Feds seemed to be pretty thorou on VPN Provider's No-Logging Claims Tested In FBI Case (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 1

    Evacuation is the leading cause of bomb threats.

  2. Re:Here's a better study on Study Finds 3 Laws Could Reduce Firearm Deaths By 90% (meta.com) · · Score: 1

    Studies show that tech websites that get taken over by SJWs lose readers and have greatly diminished traffic.

    Got a link to that study? It would be a totally awesome study, that would a lot of balls to publish. Oops, forget that last part.

  3. Re:So much wrong with this study on Study Finds 3 Laws Could Reduce Firearm Deaths By 90% (meta.com) · · Score: 1

    About 60% of the gun deaths in the US are suicides:
    http://www.nytimes.com/2015/10...

    That just means that legalizing suicide will dramatically reduce gun deaths. Are you listening, NRA?

  4. Re:Duh... on Study Finds 3 Laws Could Reduce Firearm Deaths By 90% (meta.com) · · Score: 1

    Allowing people to defend themselves with guns leads to gun-related deaths. Shooting people dead that are invading your house trying to harm you is a bad thing?

    It is if it was actually just a relative showing up at an unexpected hour, possibly trying to sneak in so as not to disturb you, or using a window because they lost their key. Happens more than you might think.

  5. Won't someone please on Children To Parents: 'Don't Post About Me On Facebook Without Asking Me' (nytimes.com) · · Score: 1

    'Don't Post About Me On Facebook Without Asking Me'

    Won't someone please stop thinking about the children?

  6. Re:Outsource to IBM? on Hertz Had Sheriffs On Hand the Day It Cut IT (computerworld.com) · · Score: 1

    Outsource to IBM? They'll regret that decision very soon. Really. Very, very soon.

    Did you hear that from an Oracle?

  7. Re:Can anyone explain to me why... on Leaked Islamic State Documents Identify Thousands of Jihadis (sky.com) · · Score: 1

    Because Muslims just want to live in the house of peace.

  8. You can predict how much the beancounters will decide the damage adds up to, months or years after the disaster.

  9. Definitely not a trap on Leaked Islamic State Documents Identify Thousands of Jihadis (sky.com) · · Score: 1

    When do the drone strikes commence? And will anyone bother to verify that they are actual bad guys and not random people on a fake list?

  10. Re:DARPA needs to watch more television... on DARPA Wants Ideas On Weaponizing Off-the-Shelf Tech (ieee.org) · · Score: 1

    MacGyver is a crazy lunatic. I blame learning too much science before watching his show.

  11. Re:Why is everybody drawing a line at their phones on Obama: Government Can't Let Smartphones Be 'Black Boxes' (bloomberg.com) · · Score: 1

    You'd be much more concerned about your house's security if you carried it with you in your pocket, and might have it thoroughly searched if you got pulled over or crossed a border. Or if the government and every tech-savvy criminal or organization anywhere in the world could search your house by clicking a button, whenever they wanted to and without your knowledge or consent. Then you wouldn't think it was a clever idea to require them all to be accessible to anyone who knows a (temporarily) secret code.

  12. ...and his equipment was confiscated and destroyed.

    Highly unlikely.

    More likely, confiscated and given away during the monthly employee empound raffle.

    Wrong, it is highly likely that it was destroyed or at least kept locked up. It's an illegal device, one that (probably) only has illegal use, and can't be used discreetly. They'd be likelier to share some weed from a drug bust.

  13. Re:Calling it a Trojan Horse is a bit much on Patch Tuesday Brought Windows 10 Ad Generator · · Score: 1

    You think I'd trust news from the microsoft.com website?

  14. Re:All boils down to evidence on Snowden: FBI's Claim It Can't Unlock The San Bernardino iPhone Is 'Bullshit' (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    If the NSA can do it, it would probably not be allowed as evidence in court. If the FBI did it, maybe it would.

    Which of the dead shooters are we taking to court?

    There's still the guy who sold them the guns.

  15. What are the odds that the NSA doesn't have some high-ranking Apple employees on their payroll? Just how secure is Apple's signing key?

  16. Re:Rules on KeRanger Mac Ransomware Based On Linux Forebear, Not Windows · · Score: 1

    The first rule of getting infected by ransomware is you do not fund the criminals.
    The second rule of getting infected by ransomware is YOU DO NOT FUND THE CRIMINALS.

    The first rule of ransomware is restore from backups.
    The second rule of ransomware is don't worry, that's why we have backups.

  17. General Hayden stated, "You can argue this on constitutional grounds."

    I wasn't aware that ever worked.

  18. Re:Was it the warmest for men, or women as well? on This Was America's Warmest Winter On Record (slate.com) · · Score: 3, Funny

    That's a good question. I'll write a grant proposal to the NSF for my study of gender and thermostat.

  19. Re:It's about time! on Simple Method Yields A Wrinkly, Durable, Water-Repellent Coating (acs.org) · · Score: 1

    I've always hoped someone would take the values of Shrinky-Dink seriously.

    Scientists have been making discoveries with shrinky-dink for years now.

  20. Presumably, Iceland is part of [Iceland and Europe].

  21. Re:Ice is just ice on Reason Excoriates Paper On "Glaciers, Gender, and Science" (reason.com) · · Score: 1

    Most existing glaciological research — and hence discourse and discussions about cryospheric change — stems from information produced by men, about men, with manly characteristics, and within masculinist discourses.

    No, I didn't punch that up to make it funny, the original really says "men, with manly characteristics".

    If it helps any, the author of this study (Mark Carey) is also a man. Though probably not a manly man with manly characteristics producing masculinist discourses.

  22. Re:Progress in Human Geography? on Reason Excoriates Paper On "Glaciers, Gender, and Science" (reason.com) · · Score: 1

    Anyone in Academia that breaks Orwell's Five Rules should be tossed from a very high altitude airplane

    1) Never use a metaphor, simile, or other figure of speech which you are used to seeing in print.
    2) Never use a long word where a short one will do.
    3) If it is possible to cut a word out, always cut it out.
    4) Never use the passive where you can use the active.
    5) Never use a foreign phrase, a scientific word, or a jargon word if you can think of an everyday English equivalent.
    6) Break any of these rules sooner than say anything outright barbarous.

    #1 or #6 Hopefully this is a metaphor but it might be something outright barbarous
    #2 "that" is longer than "who"
    #3 In "very high altitude airplane", at the very (heh) least "very" is redundant, in fact you could just go with "airplane"
    #4 "should be tossed" is passive voice
    #5 1950s: academia/ noun/ from Latin (see academy).
    #6 wait, weren't they Orwell's Five Rules?

  23. Re:Parking on Feds: Brink's Employee Makes Off With $196,000 In Quarters (cnn.com) · · Score: 1

    Sorry you landed on "go directly to jail".

  24. Re: This site is so biased now! on Hacker 'Guccifer,' Who Uncovered Clinton's Private Emails, To Be Extradited To US (rt.com) · · Score: 1

    What the NSA does is not illegal (at US law) since they have explicit statutory permission to do it.

    It's not treated as illegal since they won't be prosecuted for it.

  25. Hands-free door latch on Boeing's Self-Cleaning Aircraft Bathroom Lets You Use Loo Without Touching Anything · · Score: 1

    A hands-free door latch ... also under study,

    This sounds wonderful for a bathroom door especially considering how reliable hands-free sensors always are.