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  1. Terrestial Planet Found! on Rocky Planet Discovered · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Yo Adrain, We did it eh?

  2. come on on Comparing Linux and BSD, Diplomatically · · Score: 5, Funny

    So what? Everyone knows windows blows both of them out of the water as far as viral whoring goes. Try that with wine.

  3. 1 dollar on Microsoft Sets Value Of Pirated Windows: $1 · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    "Do you know how many hookers you can get for $1.00 in indonesia?"

    You could get about 10% of one if the going rate is still 10 dollar suckie suckie.

  4. DoD? on Computer Security Lacking at Homeland Security · · Score: 1

    I have always wondered why it was not called the deptartment of offence.

  5. HA! on Computer Security Lacking at Homeland Security · · Score: 2, Funny

    Oh what a delicious irony. Insecurity and the Dept of Security.

  6. karma whore on Dvorak Says Apple Move to Intel Will Harm Linux · · Score: 1
  7. Re:Besides... on Monty Python's SPAMalot Wins 5, no 3 Tony Awards · · Score: 1

    shhhh!

  8. It's called slackware on Free Upgrade From XP Home to XP Pro Lite · · Score: 1
    "How about pkg_install or package_install or packageinstall?"

    Slackware is easier that that. All you type is installpkg pkgname, upgradepkg pkgname no underscoring required! Or if you want dependency checking you do slackpkg install pkgname.

  9. what if I get confused? on Longhorn Drops 'My' Prefixes · · Score: 1

    How am I going to know who's computer I'm working on then huh? Think of the mass confusion when people forget where they are sitting without the reassuring 'my' prefix, telling my that I'm at my own desk in my own parent's basement? This is an outrage!

  10. Re:Won't work. on Sony's New DRM Technique · · Score: 1

    Audacity http://audacity.sourceforge.net/ does this for you. It will record any output from your sound card and encode it in any formay you want. No cable replugging needed.

  11. Microwave on Home Made Star Wars Movie Injury · · Score: 1

    You can also put them in a microwave and they will light up. Assuming the tube is small enough, or the microwave big enough respectively.

  12. Fire it up. on Which is Better, Firefox or Opera? · · Score: 1

    Boy are you asking for it. Never begin any question of slashdot with 'which is better?' Where did I leave my flame thrower?

  13. No Thanks on Microsoft Finalizes Its Desktop Search Software · · Score: 1

    I've got ls, grep, whereis, and locate. They seem to work okay.

  14. Need to add this: on Could Microsoft Buy Red Hat? · · Score: 3, Funny

    Gates: What you think I got rich by handing out checks?

  15. In a word, on Could Microsoft Buy Red Hat? · · Score: 0
    No.

    In two words, No Way.

  16. I've still got slackware on Could Microsoft Buy Red Hat? · · Score: -1, Flamebait
    At the worst, theres one less distro out there. At best they might learn something about OS design and make Winblows better. M$ cannot kill linux and they never will.

    It's too late. . .We're everywhere.

  17. Lightsabers not possible? on The Feasibility of Star Wars Tech · · Score: 3, Informative

    Clearly they've not seen this article: http://www.howstuffworks.com/lightsaber.htm/

  18. first impressions on Firefox Promo Videos · · Score: 2, Funny

    When I first glanced at this story I thought it said Firefox porno videos. Hot browser sex! IE and Foxy FF go on safari!

  19. why not unix? on Microsoft Under Attack - Part 2 · · Score: 1

    I have always wondered why M$ doesn't make like apple, and take a unix or unix like kernel and give it a nifty windowsy interface. Maybe that would be too much like admitting defeat, that their NT kernel sucks. They could even hire FOSS coders and make their own Lindows distro.

  20. mutants on Gates Releases Details on New Mobile OS · · Score: 1

    But without a way to test whether his skeleton is metallic by trying to rip it out of his body with my magneto, I have no way of knowing whether he is a mutant or not. They look just like everyone else you know.

  21. magneto on Gates Releases Details on New Mobile OS · · Score: 1

    I'm not interested unless it can manipulate magnetic fields for me. Car in my way on the freeway, magneto will move it for me. Can't reach the remote, magneto will bring it to me. Need to rip the metallic skeleton from a mutant charging at me, well magneto will do that too.

  22. Ah, on Gates Releases Details on New Mobile OS · · Score: 3, Funny

    But will it speak to me in the voice of Ian McKellen?

  23. Re:On the minds of all slashdotters, on Cracking the Google Code... Under the GoogleScope · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, there is a shortage of *quality* porn on the web. When are these people going to learn that pigtails don't necessarily make you look young.

  24. On the minds of all slashdotters, on Cracking the Google Code... Under the GoogleScope · · Score: 5, Funny

    So will this make it easier or harder to find porn?

  25. For a reward, on Broadway Awards Spam · · Score: 1
    150 virgins: "And now the oral sex!"

    Galahad: "Well I guess I could stay for bit."