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  1. Re:er, on MS Cites National Security to Justify Closed Source · · Score: 1
    > why not hire someone and FIX THE PROBLEM

    You mean hitmen to kill the hackers and terrorists?

    As long as Microsoft can keep the public pointing their collective finger a hackers, they don't have to spend the money. An ignorant public == Happy Shareholders.

    Sheesh, I mean the guy in the article was trying to imply that he was causing harm by even mentioning it.

  2. Offtopc(-1) on What is Well-Commented Code? · · Score: 1

    WannaBeGeek*Girl*? Girl? What marvelous creature is this you speak of as "Girl"?

  3. Re:Not all compilers support it, god-awful comp er on Downsides to the C++ STL? · · Score: 1

    Or you assigned your apples:

    std::list::const_iterator

    to non-scalar oranges:

    `std::list'

  4. Re:Still up! on Streaming RealAudio From a Commodore 64 · · Score: 1

    Well, it's lasted longer than the Windows2k beta.

  5. Non-proliferation doesn't just mean no loud bangs on ASCI White Detonates The First E-Bomb · · Score: 0

    That the western leaders, the US in particualar, claim that the simulation is used to model safe "containment" is what is usually referred to in civilian arenas as a "lie".

    That's what struct me dumb(er) when the French went as far as to admitt that that last dedonation in that hapless atol was mainly to get their simulation more accurate.

    So, what is the fucking point in banning/shunning atmospheric, then underground explosions when all the money is just channeled into evil computer programs. Evil? Indeed. You think they're not model blast radius, radiation effects, re-occupation time limits? How could they not with such an arsenal? Re-machining, re-targetting, 10 old warheads become 10 new warheads and the treaties be damned - we can wage war on a technicality with technology.

    Makes my skin crawl.

  6. Re:Signing your life away on Beware Employment Contracts · · Score: 1

    A. The invention directly relates at time of conception to the employer's business,

    .. and if the business can show that they're "business" is software that conjunction basically covers everything you do.

  7. I'm waiting for the NetBSD port on 34-byte Universal Machine · · Score: 1

    .. and I have an infinate spool of paper tape for swap ...

  8. "Begging Questions" != "Provoking Questions" on This is IT? · · Score: 1

    To "beg a question" is where you assume in your argument what you're trying to claim or prove. You know, premises, conclusions, inference so forth. "Small scooters are the best mode of transport because of their diminuative size. The smaller the vehicle he better form of transport it is, hence this new scooter is very fancy-pants."

  9. Re:I believe..[ two nit-picks] on HDCP Break Proven · · Score: 1

    Re: 128bit keys: Do the maths. If attacking the keyspace is your only option, that's 340,282,366,920,938,463,463,374,607,431,768,211,46 keys my friend. That is a Large Number. Let's assume DNET come out with a client that checks 100 thousand keys per second per client, and there are 100 million clients. That's about 38 million times the age of the Universe (~14B) to search half the key space. I repeat, do the maths.

    Re: 1024-bit keys: [sigh] That's the size of the prime modulus. When your counting bits, it is not the same measure of strength as symetric (eg. RC4, IDEA, Rijndael).

  10. Re:Bugger on Operation Acoustic Kitty · · Score: 3, Funny

    But of course they are smaller than the american ones, usually have 4 cyl engines.

    Hence, the term "utility", as opposed to "penis-substitution".

  11. Re:Stop it! You're hurting them! on Tiny X-rays of Tiny Animals · · Score: 1

    Just yesterday I noticed a fruit-fly swimming around in my girlfrinds cup of cold coffee. We have a little compost bin in the kitchen that we don't empty often enough. It (the fly) was swimming around and around, occasionally bumping into a drowned friend.

    For some reason, I fished it out and put it on the saucer. I walked around, still submerged in milky coffee, suface tension sticking it to the surface of the saucer, leaving a trail of coffee as it walked and still on its way to drowning.

    I put some water in the palm of my hand and gingerly picked up the fly on the tip of my finger and dunked in in. Once in the water it suddenly started walking around much faster, totally under water, free of the oils from the milk. Still drowning, though.

    I drained from my palm. It was left again stuck within the confines of the liquid stuck to its body. I touched it with a tissue and the water wicked away. It began walking around like a normal fly, only its wings now stuck down.

    For the next few minutes I watched it crawl around the hairs on my wrist, pausing every now and again to clean its head, legs and wings in that very-fly-like way.

    Then, zip, it took off again.

    A few moments later, my girlfriend return and sat beside me with a book. The fly did a couple of low passes over the pages and was promptly swatted.

    And so it goes.

  12. As stated above: TOO LATE FOR 2001 on Interactive Fiction Competition 2001 · · Score: 1, Informative

    Sign ups for 2001 are over.

    Thanks to everyone who signed on! We expected 500, we got 5000. This is going to be the biggest, best NaNoWriMo ever.

    At this point in time, the NaNoWriMo staff are busy planning their third-rate novels. Any emails recieved about sign ups after October 29 will be deleted automatically so as to give the staff more time to realize their own mediocre fiction visions.

    Thank you kindly,

    The NaNoWriMo Staff

    [Emphasis added]

  13. Screen-cam on Army Funds Game Development · · Score: 1

    That game also allows players to engage in broadbased direct combat situations, with the underlying theme being a battle against insurgents in the Middle East.
    Riiiight, I wonder how long before our Islamic friends are airling screen cams of digital Americans storming into a room and shooting cardboard cut-outs of people with crecents painted on their chests.
  14. Black-hole for the producers on MAPS and Experian Settle Lawsuit · · Score: 1

    MAPS is a dirty job, but someone has to do it.

    Spamming (and harbouring spammers by not standing behind your TOS agreement) is just a dirty job.

  15. Damn right: PBS and RRR in Melbourne are ace on Satellite Radio Is Officially Here · · Score: 1

    For AU$60/annum (about 86c US) for PBS, you get radio selections by people actually interested in what they're playing, not just feeding the player with whatever HQ put on the fax. Melbourne has a strong live music scene and many of the advertisers are these venues and other industry: recording studios, media replication, special events.

    They go as far as having 'patrons' per segment where the sponsor (named personally in most cases) gets mentioned a couple of times for their payment and gets music played explicitly for them - it might be a panel beaters or a bakery that happens to like regae, often with no vested interest in what gets played, as long as it is good.

    It pays the bills and no boy bands are required.

  16. Stucts for hardware will often be the same on IP Theft in the Linux Kernel · · Score: 1

    Same bits/bytes layed out in the same order on the hardware will/should lead to same/similar structs in memory. That assumes that the granularity of each component is either implicit or defined explicitly (ie. you can mask and chop 4 bytes or one int - same result when written out).

    That said, the inclusion of that comment and the identicle white-space would, if submitted to me for marking in DRIVERS101 would lead to an instant fail and suspension of commit rights.

  17. Cultivated e-mail addresses. You jest, surely? on Spammers Stoop To New Low · · Score: 4, Funny

    http://www.monsterhut.com/our_lists.htm:

    "All of our email lists are permission based. Our lists have been cultivated through list broker alliances and affinity agreements that we have established."

    Translation:

    "We didn't ask permission, but we don't feel guilty about that. Our lists were purchased in bulk on CD-Rs in exchange for sexual favours. We hope to aquire more CD-Rs as it's the only sex we get."

  18. Will the simpletons please stand up on Human Markup Language · · Score: 1

    What an utterly naïve proposal. These people must surely have spent a little too much time between tags.

    The act of expression is *designed* to be primed with meaning and inference. If you want to distinctly express a feeling, emotion or cultural concern, how you go about it is just as important as the idea itself as far as communication is concerned.

    If you choose to mark up your meaning using this non-sensical and fundamentally worthless tag system, you are declaring nothing save that you have a mark-up hammer and your ignorance of the world is your nail.

    'He speaks four languages and has nothing of value to say in any of them.'

  19. Re:Ummm, no actuall on Code Red II: Shells for the Taking · · Score: 1

    I don't care what anyone says, cooking an
    animal alive is just fucking sadistic.

  20. Role on Xena To Join X-Files · · Score: 1

    If the US audience hear her speak with her native New Zealand accent, they'll have to assume she's been cast as an alien.

    Reminds me of a camping trip my parents went on. They (from Oz, like me) were in in England when they heard a child of a fellow camper proclaim to her parents: "They sound English, mum, but they're a funny kind of English." Hence the Australian flag hastily painted on the site of the tent. That was 1965 and the navel gazers are still out there coughamericanscough.

  21. Re:Slow sound? on U.S. East Coast Bombarded By ... What? · · Score: 1

    Ummm .. you didn't contradict him. No need for "Not So": he implied that a meteorite would not get down to the terminal velocity from above it => Burn, baby.

  22. A comparison paper on Guido Von Rossum on Python · · Score: 1

    The following link is to an empirical comparison of a number of scripting and compiled languages. Interesting reading as it takes into account issues such as program lenght, reliability, memory consumption amongst other metrics:

  23. Re:Flamewar alert! on The Question Of Too Many Linux Distributions · · Score: 1

    I agree. This feeling of protectionism for these distibutions is akin to the stomach churn associated with wild life documentaries containing footage of those hapless wildebeest attempting to cross the swollen, croc infested waters.

    Jump, old fella! You can make it! [crunch] Oh, dear.