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  1. Time to break out the Metric conversion charts!! on Mars Recon Orbiter Nearing Mars Orbit · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sorry, NASA, I really am a fan but I just couldn't resist.

  2. Re:1 petabyte = 1000 terabytes, not 1024. on IBM's High Performance File System · · Score: 1

    Yeah, it's not like 24 terabytes is a significant amount of storage... Let's just all say "about a thousand terabytes" and leave it at that.

  3. The marketing geniuses at IBM strike again!! on IBM's High Performance File System · · Score: 1

    Surely I'm not the only one who sees "GPF" and thinks "General Protection Fault"?!
     
    First it was OS2 (OS 2 ? does the "2" stand for 2nd rate? Is it your 2nd attempt? Is it just a big piece of "#2"?) and now it's this. Don't get me wrong, I think their products are great, but I really think they'd have a hard time marketing air on the Moon!
    (Slightly more) seriously, IBM could stand to hire the same marketing folks the beer companies hire...Especially since their markets overlap so much.

  4. I, for one, WELCOME our new robotic farm hands on Robots to Help Farmers · · Score: 1

    Just in case.

  5. Is he talking "to make it" or "for a ticket"? on George Lucas Predicts Death of Big Budget Movies · · Score: 1

    The last time I actually went to the movies I wondered if I might not be better off just producing my own...

    Say what you want, Mr. Lucas, but when I only have to wait six weeks (or less, very frequently) to catch it on PPV or DVD, the only reason I can think of to spend 2X to 3X to sit (in gum) with my feet glued to the floor behind some guy with a big head (talking on his cell phone) while some kid kicks the back of my seat for 2 hours is for the leathery hotdogs, watered-down Cokes, and too-salty popcorn.

  6. Bah, the Nigerian's just a Prince... on Spam King Busted by Secret Service · · Score: 1
    The feds just took down the KING! FTA:
    Spam King Busted by Secret Service


    Of course, Junior's just been biding his time waiting in fevered anticipation of his daddy's demise...the sins of the son'll probably far outpace the sins of his father...
  7. Maybe it was 50K **EACH** on Spam King Busted by Secret Service · · Score: 1

    At least that's what MY inbox looks like...

  8. Well, at least you walk the talk you talk! on Blog Epitaphs? Get Me Rewrite! · · Score: 1

    I mean, you didn't even bother to post a link to your blog!

  9. Re:Google censoring? on Justice Dept. Rejects Google's Privacy Concerns · · Score: 1

    Yeah, I saw that article and I remember the deal: the person who submitted the video file to Google specified that the video not be viewable in the United States (apparently Google put that feature in because not all countries honor the copyrights of other countries, so based on an item's source the item can be tagged as "not for consumption in Outer Whereveria") -- not an issue of "censorship" (which is, technically, only something a government can engage in) on Google's part at all, but merely a case of the originator("owner"?) of the item not wanting it seen in the U.S.

  10. Yup, Google's put themselves in an interesting pos on Justice Dept. Rejects Google's Privacy Concerns · · Score: 1

    Er, position that is. One week, they say "Oh, don't worry about us being in China; NO filter can eliminate every thing a government doesn't want people to see!" and the next week they find themselves having to admit that what's true "over there" is true "over here": NO filter can eliminate every thing a government doesn't want (their young) people to see.


    Maybe their motto should have been something more like "Don't be careless."

    Now, don't get me wrong: I don't think little Johnny (or Joanie) ought to be "lookin' at them nekkid people on the internet" (for a number of reasons we won't go into right here) -- I just don't think the government should think itself in the business of making sure he (or she) doesn't. That goes for China AND the good ol' U.S. of A. ANY time a government puts itself (or is put by its people) in the position of "parenting" that nation's youth, that government is in the WRONG place in the "grand scheme of things" and needs to be put (back) in its proper place.


    Just one guy's sometimes humble opinion (JOGSHO).

  11. That officer's name wasn't "Cleese", was it? on UK Government Confiscates Firefox CDs · · Score: 1

    I mean, doesn't the UK have an RIAA? *gasp* Their law enforcement agencies are actually looking for apparent crimes being committed rather than sitting on their hands waiting for some whining complain...er, uh, potential plaintifs to come in and file a complaint? What do their poor lawyers do? How do they make ends meet?
     
    Really, though, that statement does sound like it came out of one of their sitcoms...

  12. And those players' EBay value just TRIPLED! on Film Studios Sue Samsung Over DVD players · · Score: 1

    Maybe I'm just a paranoid cynic, but I wonder if a movie studio executive doesn't have a truckload of those players parked somewhere...

  13. So, in other words, it's EVERLASTING! on Digital Books Start A New Chapter · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...devices with the technology could go as long as 20 books between battery charges.


    From all indications, the vast majority of people have never read 20 books (not counting comic books, of course.)
  14. Re:Yea but's it's not going to help much. on China Approves Facial Recognition for Surveillance · · Score: 1

    Hey, maybe they've determined that bald-spots are as unique as fingerprints... The "Asian" genome contains genes for MPB as well, you know.

  15. Re:A-ha! on Why Don't You Sleep On It? · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'd say that instead of

    2. ???

    it should be

    2. ZZZ

  16. Who do we root for? (No pun intended. Really.) on Sony Rootkit may Lead to Regulation · · Score: 1

    DHS -vs- Sony?!?! I mean, it's kinda like that movie where Freddie Kruger and Jason Voorhees fight each other; which one should we root for?





    Disclaimer The comments above should in no way be considered a comparison between the characters in that movie and the parties mentioned in the article. Any similarities are purely coincidental and the reference was made solely to illustrate the relative difficulty of determining a "favorite" in the contest.

    In other words: Freddie and Jason, please don't be offended!

  17. Re:That's a start.. on Advertisers May Face Ridicule For Adware · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Searching google for spyware removers gets you ads for more spyware!!!


    I think the technical term for that is "money machine"

    a.k.a. "magic money machine"
  18. They should hire John Cleese for the ad campaign on Advertisers May Face Ridicule For Adware · · Score: 3, Funny

    {Nothing typed here would be as humorous as just the notion of someone turning Cleese loose to ridicule these clowns!}

  19. MOD PARENT "BUZZ-KILL" on 20th Century Warmest In 1200 Years · · Score: 3, Funny
    you really should try reading the article before making inflamatory statements like "Another crackpot theory bites the dust."

     
    Hey, making inflamatory statements without having any idea what we're talking about is all some of us have!!
  20. I agree; it's not like the USPS doesn't do it! on Limited Email Surveillance Approved · · Score: 1
    I mean, this is kind of like complaining that the United States Postal Service knows who you are (and, GASP! where you live!!! ) as well as those same bits of trivia about your penpals because of your hard copy mail. Most of us with the sunshine in our eyes and the fresh air in our noses have pretty much assumed that all along anyway (because, come on, why else would it take two or three days to get a letter from "here" to "there" except that someone's spending the time to cross-reference all the "from's" with the "to's"?!?!?!)

     
    "Uh oh: There's a barcode at the bottom of this piece of junk mail! Oh, great, now GWB knows that The Scooter Store has me on their mailing list!!"
  21. Re:String? Clarification (of a sort) on Test for String Theory Developed · · Score: 1

    Almost certainly the "string" in question here is less of the type used to, say, keep one's shoes laced-up than it is of the "cheese" variety; so-called "String Cheese" is commonly found in both grocery and convenience stores and can easily be split into MANY more "dimensions" than just eleven (my almost-twin three-year-olds regularly split it into dozens...and then split those strings into dozens more... of course then they make an unbelievable mess that causes my wife to terminate the experiment prematurely...)
     
    Who says physics can't be fun (and delicious!)?

  22. Re:Don't forget the "anti-red-eye" feature! on The World's Fastest Image Processor · · Score: 1

    That's pretty cool, thanks for the link!

    Yeah, as soon as I hit I had the thought that there were probably plenty of people who'd prefer their photo subjects to have glowing red (or green, etc.) eyes... though the only ones that come to mind immediately are the Weekly World News.

  23. Don't forget the "anti-red-eye" feature! on The World's Fastest Image Processor · · Score: 4, Funny

    Nobody wants to put up a picture of a hundred billion proton collisions with glowing red eyes with their screen saver.

  24. Yeah, like 1/4cent is a lot to a Nigerian Prince! on AOL and Yahoo to Offer Filter Circumvention · · Score: 5, Funny

    He probably spends more than that in a day on hotdogs and beer!

  25. Ok, it's time for a "meeting of the minds"... on Rocket Racing Gets Its First Team · · Score: 1

    I say someone should put these guys in touch with the physics students who built the drivable couch

    rocket-powered drivable couch, anyone?!?!