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Advertisers May Face Ridicule For Adware

An anonymous reader writes "A ZDNet article reports that the FTC may be gearing up to humiliate companies that advertise via adware." From the article: "The FTC would publicly announce and publish the name of a company that advertises using adware that installs itself surreptitiously on consumer PCs or using spyware, Leibowitz said. He would recommend publicly shaming advertisers to the other FTC commissioners if the adware problem doesn't decrease, he said."

166 comments

  1. Wet bus ticket by imoou · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wow, public shaming is as severe as hitting those offenders with a wet bus ticket or a tap on the knuckles.

    Wake me up when there's a public stoning.

    1. Re:Wet bus ticket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no such thing as bad publicity.

    2. Re:Wet bus ticket by Jambon · · Score: 5, Funny
      Wake me up when there's a public stoning.

      Dude, that would be awesome. However, man, I can't really see the DEA being chill with that. I mean, that would be a lot of weed.

    3. Re:Wet bus ticket by vertinox · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow, public shaming is as severe as hitting those offenders with a wet bus ticket or a tap on the knuckles.

      Hrm... I've heard that in Japan, that public shaming is usually followed by ritual suicide.

      Perhaps we should encourage the practice ;)

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      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    4. Re:Wet bus ticket by Amouth · · Score: 2, Funny

      In my home town the cops seized around 400lbs of weed on a boat.. reported in the news paper when and when they would be disposing of it by burnning it in the inconrator (which was down down)

      that whole damn city block was covered with people.. and it was a good day for the people on the west side.... (off shore wind :)

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    5. Re:Wet bus ticket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stoning? Fuck that shit.

      First, you find three or four rabid animals. At least one should be a dog, and another should be a racoon.

      Keep them in separate cages and deprive them of food for 3 days.

      See the adware advertiser? First, you run up to him and sucker punch him. Put him into a sack and tie it up.

      Load the rabid animal cages on a plane and place the dude on the plane. Explain exactly what is going to happen to him. Place the dude and all four animals, along with a few pieces of raw meat, into a storage container. Just for kicks, throw the storage container out the back of the plane after you lock him in.

      Who needs stoning. Wake me up when we do the works.

    6. Re:Wet bus ticket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Kinda reminds me of the roman punishment for patricide

      The first thing that happened was that you were taken to the feild of Mars outside Rome. they would Then strip you of everything on you and have you put one foot on two pedestals placed a couple feet apart as to expose every part of your body. You were then wipped until there was no difference between flesh and blood on your body. The crowd was free to throw stones at you and about anything they wanted really.

      After you were completely whipped they took your naked body and but you in a sack with a snake, a chicken and a dog. This was to simbolize the reverse of being born. Thus un-born since you had taken the life of the one that gave life to you, it was seen as fit punishment. After you were in the bag with the other animals they would sow the bag shut and then chuck it in the Tiber. (river in the Rome region)

    7. Re:Wet bus ticket by Bizzeh · · Score: 0

      or a wet noodle, or a wet lettuce, or a soggy slice of bread..

    8. Re:Wet bus ticket by BTO · · Score: 0, Funny

      I call BS! The Romans never went to Mars.

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    9. Re:Wet bus ticket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just in case it's not a joke... ;)

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Campus_Martius

    10. Re:Wet bus ticket by Philip+K+Dickhead · · Score: 2, Funny

      If public humiliation were a tonic for bad behavior, Tony Blair would be a stand-in for Mother Theresa.

      Now... Where did I put that comfy chair!

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    11. Re:Wet bus ticket by dnoyeb · · Score: 1

      No its much worse. If they are *advertising* with adware they already don't care that people know it. How they hell is the ad going to work and you not know its adware?

      Its just more publicity. Are they going to read the ad as well? File this in the bonehead category. Furthermore, as a republican run organization they need to do the republican thing. Money.

    12. Re:Wet bus ticket by shawb · · Score: 1

      If you believe that, I have a business proposition for you.

      1)Write scathing reviews of products

      2)Send a message to the manufacturers of said products telling them that if they send you money you will continue to write similar reviews which help bolster brand recognition among your readerbase.

      3)Sit back and try to figure out how to make money off these cease & decist letters the companies send you.

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      I'll never make that mistake again, reading the experts' opinions. - Feynman
    13. Re:Wet bus ticket by i.r.id10t · · Score: 1

      Been done. Ever hear of the Doobie Toss(es) at hemp fests? Used to be one locally for years...

      clicky - about half way down the page.

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    14. Re:Wet bus ticket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Or a lot of coke in an instance I can recall. 734 lbs to be exact, ready for cutting to street strength, I mean the real stuff folks. It was picked up about 3am at a small building fire out in the forest north of Susanville CA, along with the 4 perps, hauled into town and bail set at $10 mill each.

      By 8:30 the next morning the CA DEA was onsite with papers to take possession of everything. They had the garbage bags in the evidence room in Sac by 11am, and had a new bail hearing setting bail at $50k each. They all 4 walked but the two americans were eventually picked up again, but they had to turn them loose because the evidence room couldn't produce the evidence according to the rumors I heard later.

      I don't recall the exact date, somewhere around 1981 I think, but the poundage has always been the answer to a trivia question in my memory.

      I'll let you all figure out where that 734 lbs of freshly made coke went, I'm sure it doesn't take a rocket scientist to figure that one out.

    15. Re:Wet bus ticket by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good idea, but lets make it so only men can go to the stonings.

    16. Re:Wet bus ticket by someone1234 · · Score: 1

      No, it is additional free advertising for them. Sounds like an incentive.

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    17. Re:Wet bus ticket by petermgreen · · Score: 1

      No its much worse. If they are *advertising* with adware they already don't care that people know it. How they hell is the ad going to work and you not know its adware?
      replacing the adds on a website your using or adding extra popups would immediately spring to mind as possibilities.

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  2. whoa by MasterOfUniverse · · Score: 4, Funny

    FTC actually siding with the people, instead of corp america??? Whoa, looks like pigs can now free to fly..

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    1. Re:whoa by sedyn · · Score: 1

      They can still censor who would be listed... And I hardly doubt that CNN is going to report on all the annoyances like "Hyperglobalmeganet"

      Nothing to see here, move along.

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      Am I open minded towards open source, or closed minded towards closed source?
    2. Re:whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Am I the only one bothered by a government agency getting involved in the market in what may turn out to be a highly subjective way? Especially since this task could just as easily be done by a non-government consumer group, and therefore supported willingly by the people who agree with their mission and methods.

      The government is supposed to protect my rights, but this just doesn't seem the most appropriate place, or the most effective. Most likely they will have to waste a lot more time and money fighting lawsuits from every company they list.

    3. Re:whoa by gg3po · · Score: 1
      FTC actually siding with the people, instead of corp america???

      Does the phrase: "No publicity is bad publicity" ...mean anything to you?

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    4. Re:whoa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Whoa, looks like pigs can now free to fly"

      Hmm, I'd venture that you've been at the public stoning!

  3. Wonderful idea, but could get sticky... by Audigy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I can see it now... review sites all over the 'net mention this as the first item in a review of a piece of software:

    Spyware: YES

    Then again... there may be some problems related to what is considered spyware and what's not. For example, is a piece of software that "phones home" for ANY reason considered spyware?

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    1. Re:Wonderful idea, but could get sticky... by EnigmaticSource · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If so, would anything with product activation be considered Spyware?

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    2. Re:Wonderful idea, but could get sticky... by vertinox · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For example, is a piece of software that "phones home" for ANY reason considered spyware?

      If it is without the knowledge of the user, then yes, that is pretty much the definition of spyware.

      If a program pops a dialog up and says, it wants to know if its ok to send DoubleClick all my history urls and cookies and then I click yes and it phones home... Then well... I'm just dumb, but thats not spyware.

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    3. Re:Wonderful idea, but could get sticky... by iMaple · · Score: 3, Insightful

      For example, is a piece of software that "phones home" for ANY reason considered spyware?
      Is this an oblique reference to the latest version of ITunes ? (or the Firfox+GoogleToolbar combo which phones home upon sucessful installation?)

    4. Re:Wonderful idea, but could get sticky... by networkBoy · · Score: 1

      It is idiot-ware. We all know that it exists..
      -nB

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    5. Re:Wonderful idea, but could get sticky... by Audigy · · Score: 1

      Yes, it is.

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    6. Re:Wonderful idea, but could get sticky... by violent.ed · · Score: 1

      Dude, Think about the ultiamte Google killer! "The Public" would allow this singular company to collect the urls for the pages in your history (ie or ff or the cache/temp folder of many other browsers) and index said pages, Which would include google pages and the referenced site that the user viewed. Then launch your own search engine that runs off of the links that those millions of people view, and using some sort of interlinking algorithm that is 'better' than google's. Fair use of copying and using google's refer's ? ... Oh wait, that would be a lot of weed...

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    7. Re:Wonderful idea, but could get sticky... by bazorg · · Score: 1

      Instead of "review websites" I'd like to see something like standard advisory labels on software boxes and on their installer routine, something that would include: "installs software components from other suppliers"; "sends activity logs over the internet"; "installs across several system directories"; "includes remotely controlled DRM features" etc., etc.

    8. Re:Wonderful idea, but could get sticky... by jc42 · · Score: 1

      [W]ould anything with product activation be considered Spyware?

      Probably not. Part of the definition of "spy" is secrecy.

      Thus, if I identify myself to you and ask you some questions, nobody would accuse me of spying. To spy on someone generally means that they don't know about what you're doing.

      The term "spyware" implies more than that it's software. This term implies secretly collecting information.

      So if a software installer asks your permission to register you, this really wouldn't qualify as anything with "spy" in its name.

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    9. Re:Wonderful idea, but could get sticky... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but thats not spyware

      No, that's the Google Toobar.

    10. Re:Wonderful idea, but could get sticky... by EnigmaticSource · · Score: 1

      I think that was supposed to be a joke, but what do I know... I'm just not that funny. Sorry about your troubles... Maybe I'll get funnier, or you'll get your sarcasm detector fixed.

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      I know my BCD's (when I'm Sober)
    11. Re:Wonderful idea, but could get sticky... by innocent_white_lamb · · Score: 1

      [W]ould anything with product activation be considered Spyware?
      Probably not. Part of the definition of "spy" is secrecy.
       
      And? "Our intent was clearly described on page 47 (Clause 1837, sub-part B) of the agreement that came with the software."
       
      Where and how do you draw the line regarding "informed consent to"... spying? "He clicked that he agrees." "He signed the contract." "He downloaded the software." And on and on.

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    12. Re:Wonderful idea, but could get sticky... by Per+Abrahamsen · · Score: 1

      And if the question is in the middle of a 6 page EULA that can only be viewed through a fixed 2x2 inch window?

  4. Free advertising? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "The FTC would publicly announce and publish the name of a company that advertises using adware that installs itself surreptitiously on consumer PCs or using spyware..."

    Thereby granting said company immense public exposure and advertising...

    1. Re:Free advertising? by altoz · · Score: 1

      immense public exposure and advertising

      Which will hopefully cause hacker groups to install adware on THOSE companies' computers.

    2. Re:Free advertising? by barefootgenius · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Certainly. A better idea might have been to get the major search engines to drop the companies, their subsidiaries and owners, off the search results like Google did with BMW (albeit for a week).

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  5. Sounds like free advertising. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    No such thing as bad publicity.

    1. Re:Sounds like free advertising. by crotherm · · Score: 4, Funny


      No such thing as bad publicity.

      I don't know about that. How is SCO doing these days with all that free advertising we gave them?

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    2. Re:Sounds like free advertising. by TortiusMaximus · · Score: 1

      >>No such thing as bad publicity. I have Milli Vanilli's career on the phone, it wants to talk to you.

    3. Re:Sounds like free advertising. by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Well, I can tell you that "litigious bastards" on google no longer brings up SCO. It brings up a bunch of pages talking about googlebombing, though :)

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    4. Re:Sounds like free advertising. by edunbar93 · · Score: 1

      As spammers and spyware authors have been demonstrating for years now.

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    5. Re:Sounds like free advertising. by VENONA · · Score: 1

      March 6, 2003 SCO sues IBM. Stock closes at $4.31. Today's close was $2.40. I can't friggin' believe they still exist. It's like Night of the Living Dead.

      Of course, they were already desperate. A couple of years before, they were a $50 stock. They'd already been evaluated as the weakest commercial Unix for a couple of years. From a corporate perspective, things had gotten so bad that they'd actually nothing to lose by becoming one of the most despised software companies of all time.

      You know that management team has to be proud of themselves...

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    6. Re:Sounds like free advertising. by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

      The other day, I got onto the elevator at one of the research buildings at my university. In walks an undergraduate with a handbag that has "SCO" embroidered on it.

      I ask her, "are those really your initials?"

      She says, "yes, why?"

      At which point, I explain to her who SCO is.

      Odd experience.

  6. Honestly.... by Daneurysm · · Score: 0

    It might be a bit of a band-aid, but, I'd be satisfied if my clients would face public ridicule for adware...

    1. Re:Honestly.... by InfiniteWisdom · · Score: 1

      It might be a bit of a band-aid, but, I'd be satisfied if my clients would face public ridicule for adware...
      I think you mean your FORMER clients.
      - Your former client

    2. Re:Honestly.... by Duhavid · · Score: 1

      You can be his former client when you remit that final check.
      And not until.

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  7. Finally, someone to stop these shameless people by istartedi · · Score: 5, Funny

    By... ummm... shaming them... umm... wait.. I think I see a possible flaw in this plan.

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    1. Re:Finally, someone to stop these shameless people by spectre_240sx · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Joe Shmoe home-user doesn't know what programs are spyware and what aren't. Most people are beginning to realize now that there are programs out there that are bad, though. Giving people information as to which programs are bad for their computer usually results in them not using said programs.

      It's true that even bad publicity can be good, but don't underestimate the power of information.

    2. Re:Finally, someone to stop these shameless people by mliikset · · Score: 1

      The average computer user has two opposing tendencies, to satisfy their curiousity and to attempt to not need to ask questions. However, if the EFFCEECEE were to document which spy/ad -ware came with which popular applications it would enable those who care to know to make informed decisions about what they install and use.Websites that do 'drive-bys' would be particularly easy to document and..., wait a minute, I thought it was illegal for non-government agencies to secretly install programs on other people's computers for gathering their personal data. Guess I was wrong.

  8. That's a start.. by slashkitty · · Score: 4, Interesting

    They should also complete the loop and list companies that get paid to advertise Adware. High on the list of those companies is Google. I believe that they make millions advertising adware on their search results and through their adsense network. I'm sure that Yahoo and other big ad networks are also to blame. Worse yet, they are often misleading. Searching google for spyware removers gets you ads for more spyware!!!

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    1. Re:That's a start.. by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Searching google for spyware removers gets you ads for more spyware!!!


      I think the technical term for that is "money machine"

      a.k.a. "magic money machine"
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    2. Re:That's a start.. by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Searching google for spyware removers gets you ads for more spyware!!!

      True, but at least lavasoft (adaware) is the #1 search result :)
      I searched for "spyware remover".

    3. Re:That's a start.. by pete6677 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      That's what we DON'T want them to do - list companies that are not part of the problem (people's machines becoming unusable through crapware) but who technically meet some definition of "spyware vendors". This will undermine the credibility of the initiative, which is to call attention to companies participating in abusive practices.

    4. Re:That's a start.. by slashkitty · · Score: 1

      Google IS part of the problem. They let ads that misrepresent themselves to google users on their site.

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    5. Re:That's a start.. by slashkitty · · Score: 1

      It's not the results that I have a problem with. All us geeks know to look only at the results. It's the money machine from that ADS on these pages that Google is deceptively making money by scamming helpless internet users.

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    6. Re:That's a start.. by drachenstern · · Score: 1

      cmon slashkitty, you know better than that why google let's these people misrepresent. it's cause they claim that they don't review their ads until it is reported that the ad is in some way "evil", which inherently means that someone must place a trouble ticket with the reviewers.

      so we can only hold google to a very small portion of the blame, although i agree with your "direction" that they need to review all adwords/adsense/ad-whatever-they-call-it before the are released, and make sure that the results are intelligent for the search. wonder if they'll start limiting ad submissions on the basis of "evil"ness?

      I wonder who would have the appeal base that they can make a "recommendation" like that, that google would listen to them? What are we really talking about here, google doing less evil? I think so!

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    7. Re:That's a start.. by slashkitty · · Score: 1

      They don't have to manually review them. They can take the list of spyware sites and ban them from adsense. They could also put a complaint button near the ads in their search results.

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  9. They should hire John Cleese for the ad campaign by The_REAL_DZA · · Score: 3, Funny

    {Nothing typed here would be as humorous as just the notion of someone turning Cleese loose to ridicule these clowns!}

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  10. Forget the advertisers by Khyber · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Publically shame the company responsible for producing the spyware/malware/adware/rootkits as well! Then shame every company that chooses to advertise or use those products themselves (For example, F4I should be shamed, with many many references to Sony's crap thrown in as relevant pieces of the puzzle) and then slam the NAMES of the people that wrote these programs, so the entire PUBLIC is aware of the malicious and annoying people.

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  11. Deeper Issues by Max+Threshold · · Score: 4, Insightful
    "The deeper issue, [spam lord Trevor] Hughes said, is the way online advertising is handled. Many companies let a third party take care of their advertising and that company may delegate even further, involving many people and companies before an ad gets placed."

    This isn't just an issue for spamvertisers. Delegating fundamental business processes (e.g., customer billing) to third parties seems to be a popular with all sorts of companies as a means of obfuscating procedures and dodging responsibility for mistakes. I call bullshit on all of it!

    1. Re:Deeper Issues by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Delegating fundamental business processes (e.g., customer billing) to third parties seems to be a popular with all sorts of companies as a means of obfuscating procedures and dodging responsibility for mistakes. I call bullshit on all of it!

      Well, yes and no. If you look into the issue of online billing, you'll find that it's quite baffling to anyone but a computer geek. You can't exchange currency via a web site. Checks aren't much better; they mostly lead to prospective customers moving on to another site. You pretty much have to use third parties like credit cards or PayPal. Most non-geeks don't stand a chance of correctly implementing credit-card purchases. Most small businesses have to relegate online billing and sales to someone who understands how to implement it correctly, i.e., so that you get your money and scamsters can't raid your bank account.

      This is part of why google's ads have been so popular. You can set it up in minutes, and there don't seem to be reports of their users being ripped off. It takes a bit of geekery, enough to know how to copy a bit of HTML into a web page correctly. Even this defeats some prospective small-business people, of course, and they have to hand it to a "third party" (brother-in-la, nephew, etc.).

      Until someone invents a way to transfer money online reliably without a third party, most online commerce will require a third party. Yes, this can be done dishonestly, to put a legal barrier between the company and the customer. But mostly it's done because it's the only way most non-geek business people can safely do it.

      And those third parties are in an excellent position to profit while leaving both the business and the customer without their money. This is especially true for international sales, where there is little if any legal oversight.

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  12. BRILLIANT MOVE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Redundant

    You know, the one thing these types of "advertisers" really hate is free publicity...

  13. Is that all? by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I would've gone the "drawn and quartered" route myself

    1. Re:Is that all? by eyepeepackets · · Score: 2, Funny

      I'll place my vote under the "drawn and quartered" category along with Mr. Reason, but only if it's a public drawing and quartering and they sell decent beer and popcorn...and if the executed has to pay all costs associated with his drawing and quartering, including my beer and popcorn...and if they use really big trucks to do the pulling in low-and-slow gear, not wimpy horses who might bolt at the sound of a cheering audience.

      Cheers. So who's first?

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    2. Re:Is that all? by voice_of_all_reason · · Score: 1

      We can plant the heads on stakes around our castle moat as a warning to others. Sort of a bonus!

    3. Re:Is that all? by Hamster+Of+Death · · Score: 1

      Use sheep, not trucks or horses. I can drink a lot of beer in the time that will take!

  14. actually a clever idea! by corbettw · · Score: 1

    Think about it, these companies are trying to advertise their services, right? So when someone with the muscle and clout of the FTC comes along (how many Ad Council ads have you seen this week? probably more than you might realize) and starts advertising that certain companies are breaking Grandma's computer, what's the chance of said companies selling anymore products?

    Brilliant! Brilliant! <clink>

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  15. Hint, Hint, Hint by Trailwalker · · Score: 0

    I suspect this is nothing more than a gimmick to help politicians collect more "contributions".

    Worried about being investigated?
    Can't face the shame?
    We can help.

    1. Re:Hint, Hint, Hint by MoreCozmic · · Score: 1

      And with no evidence required, the party in power could use this as a big stick against companies that are too friendly to the other party.

  16. You forget two points by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Insightful

    a) They don't get revenue for this, and
    b) They don't get their PRODUCTS advertised, either. Just their name in a blacklist.

    Sincerely, we've all heard about spyware companies suing antivirus for blacklisting them. Can they sue the FTC, now? :)

  17. This is an out... by IAAP · · Score: 1
    FTFA Keeping track of contractors

    Just seeing that headline made me cringe. I've gotten the run around so many times by company's because they said "No, it's not our problem. We contract that out to a firm to do that."

    Yeah, yeah, I KNOW that they're (the original companies)responsible, but trying to get around the clerks and middle mgt. I usually have to make some sort of complaint to some regulator. They just then say "Fix it." to the company that wouldn't take responsibility.

    What I'm trying to say is, these firms are just going to say it was a subcontractor to a contractor. Then they say, we'll investigate. At most get a slap on the wrist. Some free publicity. (all publicity is good publicity - isn't that how it goes?) And JQ public forgets about it - that's assuming he even cares.

    I'm going to just sake my head now and put it in the oven.

    I saw the mispelling of "shake" and thought "sake is good too!"

    1. Re:This is an out... by bakestyle20 · · Score: 1

      IAAP said it perfectly. Companies don't seek out advertisement themselves, they associate themselves with advertising agencies who then go to the spyware/adware developers. :-P

  18. Good for them by dtfinch · · Score: 1

    Now everyone will hear about their products. They don't care about public opinion. Imagine what the users infected with their adware think of them. That's the exposure they wanted, and now they'll get it on a larger scale.

  19. I think this is a very good idea by ZorroXXX · · Score: 5, Interesting
    When the government fears the public, you have democracy.
    When the public fears the government, you have tyranny.

    Perhaps a weak analogy, but if companies started seriously fearing public opinion - as opposed to say Sony BMG[1] - that would certainly be a good thing.

    Fear of the public will stimulate healthy competition (and not under the table/behind closed doors competition).

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    Most people, I think, don't even know what a rootkit is, so why should they care about it?
    --SonyBMG manager Thomas Hesse

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    1. Re:I think this is a very good idea by pete6677 · · Score: 1

      Companies will fear the public when the public cares enough to quit buying their crap. They care about money, and not much else. Why should Sony care what people think if their sales are still doing great?

    2. Re:I think this is a very good idea by IAAP · · Score: 2, Interesting
      ...but if companies started seriously fearing public opinion ...

      They won't. The public has too a short of a memory.

    3. Re:I think this is a very good idea by ZorroXXX · · Score: 1
      Yes, you have a point. But on the other hand competition in the music business is somewhat special since the music publisher typically have a distribution monopoly of their artists, so if you like a given artist you have no choice of who to buy from.

      A credit card company would have a harder time if they sold your personal buying habits to whomever would pay, since you if you did not like that could relatively easily switch to some other company.

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  20. It's also... by jd · · Score: 1
    ...free advertising, which is the entire onject of adware in the first place. That being the case, name-and-shame would seem to be self-defeating. (One city in the US tried using name-and-shame to cut down on prostitution, but the scheme was abandoned when those involved twisted the scheme into promoting the services instead.)


    This is not a useful method of solving adware - or anything that depends on publicity to thrive. I'm not sure what remedy would work, but you're never going to feed Adware to death.

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  21. I'm fur it by Almost-Retired · · Score: 0

    OTOH, a public stoning would probably be far more effective. Until then, can we have a punitve fine law that makes it a whole lot less appealing to do these underhanded, often illegal tricks just because the legendary Joe SixPack doesn't know how to protect his machine?

    I'd suggest $10 million per instance, such as per each single title cd release because anything less will be be treated as a cost of doing business to these low life jerks. Maybe thats not enough, but done often enough it will send a message around thats at least as effective as sending Luigi and Anthony around with a violin case thats strangely heavy and has the potential to make a lot of noise in stacato bursts. I'll posit that the violin case solution would be more permanent though. :)

    If any of these low lifes are reading this, can you figure out that we're pi$$ed? And that your sales are down because we're pi$$ed? No? Then I submit you can't read either... I don't buy ANYTHING that doesn't have the Phillips owned trademark Compact Disk Logo on it. End of discussion AFAIC.

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    1. Re:I'm fur it by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      Until then, can we have a punitve fine law that makes it a whole lot less appealing to do these underhanded, often illegal tricks just because the legendary Joe SixPack doesn't know how to protect his machine?

      I'm sure we can, but I don't think that's enough. What I'd like to see is a law making it a federal crime (Interstate Commerce, here, so it's federal.) to provide (properly defined) spyware, or knowingly host a site that tries to download it onto viewer's machines. The penalty would be prison, with no suspended sentance or probation allowed, and all time to be served in a maximum security facility. No slap on the wrist, no deuce in a "country club." Hard time, every time, no exceptions.

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    2. Re:I'm fur it by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      No slap on the wrist, no deuce in a "country club." Hard time, every time, no exceptions.

      Maybe, but then they'd just have a designated, probably gay fall guy & pay his family if he has one, $60k a year while he sits in the slammer getting pounded (or doing the pounding, probably both). While they continue business as usual.

      I very much prefer to hit them in the language that an MBA can understand because it takes ALL the profit out of it and then some. A minimum of 3x what they may have made, with a $10 million minimum. Note the 'may', cause if they didn't make as much doing it as we estimate, then thats their problem. Our official attitude should be Tough shit, you did the crime and its pay up time or sit in the slammer at say $30k a year credit against the fine for the CEO of record while the fine is drawing the current interest rate the credit cards charge their never paid up deadbeats.

      Now that I'd say would make honest garbage truck driving folks out of Al Capone even.

      My $0.02, adjust for inflation since 1934.

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    3. Re:I'm fur it by n8k99 · · Score: 0

      This will certainly invite more people to join the law profession and thus propegate teh brain drain on science in this country- all because some MFA weenies have to have their company's marketing scheme secretly embedded deep in the mean user's hard drive. Usually when something gets deeply embedded, you can feel it go in - but in this case the fluffers, er, lawyers have prepared us culturally through years and years of daily announcements of new lawsuits that we have become hardened to the eradication of our rights as consumers.

      Huh! 'Rights as Consumers' now that's a particularly interesting turn of phrase, isn't it? Certainly implies quite a bit of arrogant chest thumping - I have the right, because I consume. Corporations, Lawyers, Governments, Institutions, thinking of these sometimes is enough to make me want to rip my hair out by the roots and claw my eyes out.

      So I can not see that more intervention into my life by these can help me live my life any fuller. Although a disability check every month to offset the insanity caused by trying to stay sane in this modern atmosphere would certainly help out.

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  22. That's just f'ing great!... by tfcdesign · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Punish advertisers by advvertising their name. Mark my words, government is living proof we came from monkeys!

  23. Which spyware apps? by Jaypcross · · Score: 1

    Which specific adware/spyware applications is the FTC going to track? Will every company advertising in every single ad delivered via desktop software be shamed?

    1. Re:Which spyware apps? by BCW2 · · Score: 1

      I certainly damn hope so!

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  24. I'm sorry, but you're wrong. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You forget two points

    I didn't foget a single thing. I just didn't bother to read the article 8-}

  25. What difference? by lillgud · · Score: 2, Informative

    Let's face it, what difference would this list make? Would you bother to read it? And what would you to the companys in the list? Boycott everyone?

    I find it easier trying to stay out of the adware itself :)

  26. We, as 'smart' users need to Class-Action by brxndxn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The lot of us that hates spyware the most need to get a couple Class-Action lawsuits going against the adware/spam companies and the companies that benefit from them. Isn't it already illegal to install backdoors and software that users did not authorize? Isn't it already illegal to take control of a computer (called hacking, right?)??

    Why do the makers of worms/viruses get huge criminal punishments and the companies that make money off of adware get 'embarassment'?

    If these were reputable companies in the first place, the old adage of "All publicity is good publicity" would not apply. We, as 'smart' users, owe it to the rest of the computing community to do our research, find out who is involved, and sue them until they bleed red.

    Hell.. we could get a Wiki going of spyware (if there already isn't one), and which companies are involved, what addresses, countries, etc.. And then start hiring some lawyers to make lots of money off of our suffering..

    I don't wanna be the one to start it, though. Fucking fuck. This porno site just popped up and Internet Explorer crashed. I gotta go.

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    1. Re:We, as 'smart' users need to Class-Action by marvinglenn · · Score: 1
      The lot of us that hates spyware the most need to get a couple Class-Action lawsuits going against the adware/spam companies and the companies that benefit from them.

      IANAL

      If we(1) litigate by class action, then anyone who _would_ be part of the class would be prevented from bringing any action, themself. That's unless they specifically exclude themself from the class action before the action.

      I prefer to just see multiple actions... death by a thousand paper cuts for the spyware pushers.

      (1) T.I.N.W.

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    2. Re:We, as 'smart' users need to Class-Action by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell.. we could get a Wiki going of spyware (if there already isn't one), and which companies are involved, what addresses, countries, etc..

      And be sued into oblivion by said companies for slander.

  27. Not entirely. by jd · · Score: 5, Interesting
    First, there's a possibility that the FCC will charge for some names, or not include them at all - especially if asked by a nice gentleman with a large check in his hand. Second, said gentleman may also nicely request certain competitors be listed to damage their credibility. The FCC can always say it made a mistake, or claim that a media outlet added to the list.


    (Name-and-shame suffers from two big problems. First, there's no actual requirement for there to be any evidence of Adware. The FCC doesn't have to prove a case to anyone, it only has to write down a name. Second, if a name is put down that shouldn't be there, redress will be next to impossible. The media outlets can claim - justifiably - that they're not responsible for official statements from Government. I know of nobody who has sued the Federal Government in civil court for slander or libel, and they've probably got immunity to such suits anyway.)


    Actually, there is a better method and the Supreme Court provided it. The Government is allowed to seize private land for the purpose of boosting the economy in a region, under a recent interpretation of Eminent Domain. Adware companies damage the Internet economy. It would seem to follow that the Government can seize those companies and sell them to other, less malign, individuals. (It's less messy than the hung-drawn-and-quartered method someone else proposed, too.)

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    1. Re:Not entirely. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Uhm it's the FTC not the FCC...

      FTC = Federal Trade Commission

      FCC = Federal Communications Commission

      two different orgs...

    2. Re:Not entirely. by TFGeditor · · Score: 1

      Ah, that would be FTC, as in Federal Trade Commission, not FCC, as in Federal Communications Commission.

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    3. Re:Not entirely. by Hao+Wu · · Score: 1
      Adware companies damage the Internet economy. It would seem to follow that the Government can seize those companies and sell them to other, less malign, individuals.

      My cat needs a bath. It would seem to follow that my dog may bring me the paper.

      Alternatively, if A = B and B = C, then X * Y = Captain Crunch cereal.

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    4. Re:Not entirely. by cyberfunk2 · · Score: 1

      The problem with the seizsure thing is that the US Government doesnt "own" the internet in the same way they own the United States. I.e. Their jurisdiction over it is somewhat different. Now, practically, sure, they can do whatever the hell they want.... Network Solutions is a US based company, and I'm sure they could force domain transfers, but the outcry from the Euro's and the rest of the world that America is "taking over the internet" would be "annoying" to say the least.

    5. Re:Not entirely. by VENONA · · Score: 1

      Seizing chattels. No trial. Yep, that's a fine idea. It shouldn't set the idea of sane government back more than three or four hundred years.

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      What you do with a computer does not constitute the whole of computing.
  28. From TFA... by keraneuology · · Score: 2
    "There are well-intentioned advertisers out there that do not understand where their ads are appearing"

    And I'm supposed to care about this... because?

    I don't care if knows that the company they have hired to spamvertise are spammers or not. I think should be punished for allowing their product to be allowed for spam. Just as I don't care if a mortgage broker knows that his leads came from blast faxes or spam - I am all for honeypots that lead to hefty fines against brokers who purchase spam-solicited ads. (Or, better yet, a law requiring any mortgage broker who responds to actually give me that 30 year, 0 down $300,000 loan for $500/month)

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  29. Wow by nelziq · · Score: 1

    Won't this just be free advertising for those companies that use adware?? Two for the price of one!

  30. How about aiding and abetting? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Here's a better idea:

    1. Spyware/Adware is essentially unauthorized use of a computer system. I'm pretty sure this is well-defined as a criminal act. (the electronic equivalent of breaking and entering)

    2. Paying Adware companies to partake in their venture via advertisement = aiding & abetting, or conspiring to commit illegal acts, or whatever you want to call it.

    This "public shaming" by the FTC is laughable. They'd have been better off doing NOTHING than doing something that all but concedes that they have no power (or at least no political will) to actually stop these acts that they obviously disapprove of.

    1. Re:How about aiding and abetting? by Elektroschock · · Score: 1

      Probably the FTC has no authority wizth respect to criminal law but of course they could install reporting systems.

  31. Fear is a crappy motivator by jd · · Score: 1
    What someone fears, they will seek to destroy. The Government already fears the public. The results are obvious. No, the Government fearing the public will ALSO lead to tyranny. It will be the only way for said Government to deal with those fears. (Tianaman Square wasn't a result of the public fearing the Government...)


    Mutual respect is the obvious answer. Respect doesn't threaten and doesn't fear threats. Getting mutual respect is going to be tough - I'm not convinced any existing system is capable of it - but I can see no valid alternative that can be stable in the long term. It seems to me that instead of working on yet more methods of instilling fear of one group into another, we need to be working on methods that eliminate the need for a fear-based system (which is inherently unstable).


    Of course, this requires intelligent life on Earth. NASA tried looking for some, once, but didn't find any.

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    1. Re:Fear is a crappy motivator by ZorroXXX · · Score: 1

      You have a far better argument than me. My view shall from now on be that companies should start caring about public opinion (not fearing it).

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  32. Another idea for companies... by graveyardduckx · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What's to stop companies for putting bogus ads up for other companies to get those companies on everyones' shit-lists?

  33. Antispyware activism by Jaypcross · · Score: 5, Interesting

    One technique that seems to get under spyware author's skin is when you bother them at home or on some other form of their own turf. When my best friend and I were leading the charge against Xupiter we spent countless manhours tracing the network of entities responsible for the software and staged multiple phone calls to the home residences of business partners, requests for information from ad affiliates, etc. Lots of WHOIS cross-referencing and corporate document searches but it was worth it to genuinely make life uncomfortable for these guys. Saied Yomtobian called me every dirty name in the book when all I did was ask a few questions about his son being listed on a corporate document for "Xupiter, Inc." listed with the California Secretary of State. It was common practice for us to track down the responsible parties and publish transcripts of our findings. Would be interesting to know the legality of publishing recorded phone calls between angry end users and spyware authors. I think the path to a spyware-free web is public humiliation of the offenders. A multitude of websites already exist toward this end but I think some good old-fashioned activism should be done and its progress published for the world to see. Another thing I did a year or so back was trace the money trail of a piece of spyware that hijacked Google search results. Upon infection I identified the ad affiliate responsible for the hijacked ads inside some source code, documented our findings to the affiliate and got them to terminate their contract with the spyware vendor. It was a good week or two before the vendor (Clientman/Odysseus Marketing) found a new affiliate. I'd guess that that cost them a lot of money in lost ad revenue. I like the idea of a continually updated Wiki where people can collaborate and take action. http://www.wired.com/news/infostructure/0,60694-1. html?tw=wn_story_page_next1

  34. Yes. by IAAP · · Score: 1
    Boycott everyone?

    I currently boycott:

    CompUSA

    BestBuy

    Mars Music

    Why? Because they have those folks at the door that insists on checking bags. I don't want to have to deal with it. And I don't feel like the trouble of going in there and proving to them that they do not have a legal right to check bags. It's funny, but a guy during the Christmas rush here in ATL just walked out because there was a line at the door. They came after him. He just said "PROVE THAT I STOLE SOMETHING!" And kept walking. They took his plate down and supposedly called the police. He NEVER heard a thing. This was at Best Buy. There's no point in arguing with the store staff or proving a point by doing the same thing as that guy did.

    I just say "Fuck'em!" Their prices aren't that good to put up with any of that shit or to prove a point! I can do better else where. That's how I'm also protesting. By voting with my $$$.

    Also, ANYONE who has to rely on adware, telemarketeers, or any other hard selling methods has a shit product or service - no exceptions. None. That's why they have to use such shitty methods, becuase they SUCK!

    1. Re:Yes. by Overneath42 · · Score: 1

      I had a bag checked at BestBuy once, two or three years ago. Since then, I have never had a bag checked at BestBuy or CompUSA. Maybe the policies are different where you live.

  35. I know somthing that can be done to Advertisers! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny

    A friend of mine showed me this cool Avi video of three advertisers fighting it out in a death match. I thought it was so hillarious it had me drooling in favor and lock-jawed. My friend posted it on rapidshare because it is huge at ~46 Mega-Bytes; here it is. I hope you all have anything near DSL and Cable, as it is worth the wait if not and it is a keeper right next to Turkish Star Trek and others. Enjoy!

    To confirm you're not a script,
    please type the word in this image: strapon

  36. Perfect! by kai.chan · · Score: 1, Redundant

    What a great plan! Public exposure: Just what the companies wanted.

  37. recitivism? by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

    Advertise to me and I shall taunt you a second time!

    1. Re:recitivism? by Curtman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Go and boil your bottoms, you sons of silly persons!

  38. Best way to attack spyware adware companies by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Interesting

    is to attack their CEOs salaries, bonus, options, benefits, and retirement plans.

    Nothing else will change their behavior.

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    1. Re:Best way to attack spyware adware companies by Original+Replica · · Score: 1

      When we know which companies are responsible, redirect drivers education classes to their parking lots, practice parallel parking near the most overpriced cars.

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  39. Hmm, I rather go the other way around by layer3switch · · Score: 0

    Lets start small, say, starting from the end users. Lets Shame those lame users who were careless about what gets installed on their machines.

    Shame them with "boo" and publically defacing them with tar and feather except for the really good looking hot chicks... In that case, I'll personally deface them myself.. at home... privately...

    i have to go to bathroom now...

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  40. Um, I don't WANT to live in FEAR by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When the government fears the public, you have democracy.
    When the public fears the government, you have tyranny.


    Sorry, I'm an American, born in America, of American parents and grandparents and my dad and grandad served in the USAF.

    I don't want to live in Fear.

    And right now, we sure as heck don't have democracy here.

    That said, I'm not sure I trust the Bush Regime to use this to go after real spyware firms - they're just as likely to use it as yet another excuse to spy on American citizens' private data stored on their private computers, pretending to be "looking for spyware".

    So, while on the surface this sounds like a good idea, there is no way I'm trusting those people to "do good". So far all they've done is lie to me.

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  41. Hmmm, I don't know... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ok, while I do think this is a good idea in theory, it won't work in the long run sadly. This is like telling virus creators that their acts are punishable by jail time(they're all the same to me). It won't stop them by any means. The FTC will only be able to focus on the larger companies that pose an immanent threat. Good job, but no dice in the grand scheme of things. Smart browsing is the only surefire way to stay safe right now.

  42. free advertising by xPsi · · Score: 0, Redundant

    So the FCC's answer seems to be to provide free shameful advertising to prevent paid shameful advertising....

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  43. Decades behind by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

    Oh, come on...they just stole this idea from the Chinese!

    Is the U.S. government going to resort to Communism next?!?

    - RG>

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  44. Moderators! Track that negative mod! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw the movie! It's comedy, and shouldn't be marked troll!

    Slashdot content is being degraded with poor moderators. Please Rob, have a sampling of three moderators (court) for an averaged negative moderation to take a post under the threshold in this greater forum.

    I don't see how Slashdot would survive any longer, given that all the low-level userID names have moved to kuro5hin, and now Slashdot has lost its main content revision posters to correct the prevailing poorer headlines.

  45. For Adware? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Advertisers have been magnets for the contempt of intelligent people since Americans invented the "science" of marketing.

    It really sucks when 13 or 14 people hold you in contempt.

  46. Not the coders' faults. by Audigy · · Score: 1

    Don't shame the coders, they merely do as they're told in most cases. The real culprits are the ruthless cross-eyed marketing executives.

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    1. Re:Not the coders' faults. by Ph33r+th3+g(O)at · · Score: 1

      Ah, the "Orders are orders" defense. Didn't work at Nuremburg, and shouldn't work for programmers who knew damn well what they were working in support of.

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    2. Re:Not the coders' faults. by Khyber · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Sorry, I'd tend to believe that most coders have a code of ethics or at least a set of personal morals. Those coders that write the spyware intentionally make it malicious. Of course they're doing what they're told, and if they actually cared, they'd NOT DO IT. I type this as I have a coder behind me reading along.

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    3. Re:Not the coders' faults. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and without the complicity of coders, how much evil software would these marketroids be able to publish?

  47. Sounds all warm and fuzzy... by Billy+the+Mountain · · Score: 1

    ...but It's not reality. Just send a few bucks by the way of a Jack Abramhoff talk-a-like and your back in business.

    BTM

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  48. i hate spammers by user24 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    and i don't care if you mod me -1 offtopic, troll or flamebait. some things have to be said and i need to rant.

    i run a small website, this website has a few user comment areas. the comments are in plain text only. if you enter html, it gets stripped. urls are not converted into links.

    people have been automatically spamming the site with links to phentermine and god knows what else, so I implemented a CAPTCHA solution that I wrote in PHP. they now spam me with broken html to bypass the captcha*. never, ever has any of their spam actually turned into html. no users have ever clicked their links, because there are no links to click. these guys just don't get it.

    My point is that they'll continue spamming uselessly forever, they won't care about this 'public shaming' because they're the lowest of the low already.

    blargh. i give up, i really do.

    * i only ask users to pass the captcha if it looks like a url they're entering; i think captchas are annoying so i try to allow people to comment without having to enter one.

  49. Lies. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FTFA: "AOL has a policy not to advertise using adware." Lies, I say! Lies!

    1. Re:Lies. by 1+a+bee · · Score: 1
      The article is disingenuous, I'll give you that.

      It's easy to have a policy you don't implement. It's even easier to say you have a policy that you can quite implement. From the article:

      AOL has a policy not to advertise using adware. To maintain that policy, the company has to keep close tabs on those companies that handle its advertising, Polonetsky said.

      In other words, Polonetsky says, AOL keeps tabs on those who handle its advertising, but hey, you know, you can't catch'em all.

      Already advertisers face pressure from consumers not to promote their products or services using adware or other software that consumers may not want on their PC, said Jules Polonetsky, vice president of integrity assurance at America Online.

      "Increasingly advertisers are recognizing that this is not a minor issue," Polonetsky said. "There is already an environment out there where prominent advertisers' missteps are being written about."

      How does he know this? From all the hate mail AOL receives for its annoying adware, may be?

  50. Blacklist of Internet Advertisers by AxelBoldt · · Score: 1

    Well, I tried this approach many years ago to deal with usenet and email spam: The Blacklist of Internet Advertisers. Painfully obvious to all of us, it was a spectacular failure.

  51. fines? jail? by dfgchgfxrjtdhgh.jjhv · · Score: 2, Interesting

    why not fine these guys? surely that'd be better than funding their advertising campaigns

  52. Ob Holy Grail Quote by akpoff · · Score: 2, Funny

    Now go away before I taunt you a second time!

  53. forgive them not, for they know exactly what... by __aapspi39 · · Score: 1

    Advertising is at best a huge waste of time and at worst a vile influence on the world.

    But adware really is the absolute nadir of this filthy business.

    As a whole the amount of time that is wasted dealing with disinfecting computers must be collosal.

    The notion of naming and shaming is a bit mild...a better response would be to add up the number of hours that these culprits waste and then to 'reclaim' this time by eradicating the staff of these firms, from the top down. Nothing fancy, just fly them over a large and cold body of water, e.g. the north sea and then push them out of the plane.

    Those that put together the malware deserve to be broken on the wheel, and nothing less, to make them an example. It may seem harsh but rough justice is whats needed here.

  54. I believe the term is "Joe Job" by Captain+Spam · · Score: 1

    So... um... what's stopping a malicious spyware author (so... a spyware author) from... shall we say... "advertising" for a company he or she doesn't like, thus placing said company on this list (for the sake of argument, assume this company is innocent)? What's the innocent company going to do, try explaining that they don't advertise with spyware/adware and don't have any hidden programming shops for such a purpose?

    And if such an explanation flies, what would stop a malicious company from making a hidden programming shop to make spyware/adware and denying any knowledge of it?

    Something's just not adding up with this.

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  55. Alexia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does that mean the "Alexia(sp?)" software built into XP will be on this list?

  56. Liberace put it best... by absurdist · · Score: 1

    They'll be crying all the way to the bank.

  57. Standard form of reply applies here by A+Life+in+Hell · · Score: 2, Interesting


    Your post advocates a

    ( ) technical (x) legislative ( ) market-based ( ) vigilante

    approach to fighting spam. Your idea will not work. Here is why it won't work. (One or more of the following may apply to your particular idea, and it may have other flaws which used to vary from state to state before a bad federal law was passed.)

    ( ) Spammers can easily use it to harvest email addresses
    ( ) Mailing lists and other legitimate email uses would be affected
    (x) No one will be able to find the guy or collect the money
    ( ) It is defenseless against brute force attacks
    ( ) It will stop spam for two weeks and then we'll be stuck with it
    ( ) Users of email will not put up with it
    ( ) Microsoft will not put up with it
    ( ) The police will not put up with it
    (x) Requires too much cooperation from spammers
    ( ) Requires immediate total cooperation from everybody at once
    ( ) Many email users cannot afford to lose business or alienate potential employers
    ( ) Spammers don't care about invalid addresses in their lists
    (X) Anyone could anonymously destroy anyone else's career or business

    Specifically, your plan fails to account for

    ( ) Laws expressly prohibiting it
    ( ) Lack of centrally controlling authority for email
    ( ) Open relays in foreign countries
    ( ) Ease of searching tiny alphanumeric address space of all email addresses
    ( ) Asshats
    ( ) Jurisdictional problems
    ( ) Unpopularity of weird new taxes
    ( ) Public reluctance to accept weird new forms of money
    ( ) Huge existing software investment in SMTP
    ( ) Susceptibility of protocols other than SMTP to attack
    ( ) Willingness of users to install OS patches received by email
    ( ) Armies of worm riddled broadband-connected Windows boxes
    ( ) Eternal arms race involved in all filtering approaches
    (x) Extreme profitability of spam
    (X) Joe jobs and/or identity theft
    ( ) Technically illiterate politicians
    (x) Extreme stupidity on the part of people who do business with spammers
    (x) Dishonesty on the part of spammers themselves
    ( ) Bandwidth costs that are unaffected by client filtering
    ( ) Outlook

    and the following philosophical objections may also apply:

    ( ) Ideas similar to yours are easy to come up with, yet none have ever
    been shown practical
    ( ) Any scheme based on opt-out is unacceptable
    ( ) SMTP headers should not be the subject of legislation
    ( ) Blacklists suck
    ( ) Whitelists suck
    ( ) We should be able to talk about Viagra without being censored
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve wire fraud or credit card fraud
    ( ) Countermeasures should not involve sabotage of public networks
    ( ) Countermeasures must work if phased in gradually
    ( ) Sending email should be free
    (x) Why should we have to trust you and your servers?
    ( ) Incompatiblity with open source or open source licenses
    (x) Feel-good measures do nothing to solve the problem
    ( ) Temporary/one-time email addresses are cumbersome
    ( ) I don't want the government reading my email
    ( ) Killing them that way is not slow and painful enough

    Furthermore, this is what I think about you:

    ( ) Sorry dude, but I don't think it would work.
    (x) This is a stupid idea, and you're a stupid person for suggesting it.
    ( ) Nice try, assh0le! I'm going to find out where you live and burn your
    house down!

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  58. FTC is so wrong on this.... by ip_freely_2000 · · Score: 1

    ...do you really think that a company that advertises through adware could be embarassed? They'll count all the impressions the FTC provides through their "embarassment campaign" as free advertising.

  59. Re:They should hire John Cleese for the ad campaig by tekrat · · Score: 1

    And his sketch would consist of a list of 1000 ways to rephrase the term "spyware" (Think Dead Parrot and Cheese Shop).

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  60. About time! by Presence+Eternal · · Score: 0

    I feel certain the good folks at bigherbalschlongx1231xx.ru will be devastated by this harsh form of censure.

  61. Does that mean... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...the FTC is going to publicly shame Microsoft, and all the coders there? If they do this "shaming" thing, they sure as hell should "shame" Microsoft! 99%+ of all adware out there is only able to be "installed" because of MS extremely crappy products perpetuated in our society by a total lack of credible governmental anti trust action. Not what they did, something actually *credible*.

      Don't you think that if Acme door locks were proven over many years time to not work at all as a door lock and people kept getting broken into because all the houses they saw for sale only had Acme doorlocks and when they went to home depot all they saw were Acme doorlocks that not only the home burglar but the Acme doorlock might share some of the guilt on the "insecure home" problem?

    Oh ya, that's right, software companies like Microsoft have a legal right to never be forced to accept any responsibility for thier products. They don't have to be suitable for any purpose, such as going on the internet securely, even if their ads show people online. Sweet deal for them, isn't it? And the big bad government is going to "crack down" on the pipsqueak adware guys. No, I don't like those dudes either but let's look at the REAL problem for a change. This latest government scheme is like having a 2,000 mile southern border almost completely unsecured, shipping the bulk of the troops overseas on some pretty shaky mission, yet claiming they have "homeland security".

    Typical government crap busywork, throw some money and some bureaucrats and stupidity at the facade of a problem. I expect nothing else, little tiny efforts that never address the real problems, all at great expense.

  62. Re:Moderators! Track that negative mod! by epee1221 · · Score: 1

    I saw the movie! It's comedy, and shouldn't be marked troll!
    You're damn right about that. It should be marked "Offtopic."

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  63. No Shame in Shaming by bagsc · · Score: 1

    This is brilliant. Almost every Marketing Director will now have to consider that if there is a policy to allow adware advertising, he's losing his job when the company has to spend twice as much on PR to claim they're not really evil. The trick will be to shame them one at a time at a televised press conference if they don't agree to cease and desist immediately instead of "shaming" so many that it becomes acceptable.

    You know if there were a weekly live shaming on TV that you'd watch too.

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  64. Would the World Bank be listed too? by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1
    I remember the bit about the World bank leveraging thier code into a lot of scanner drivers and pgorams like Photoshop to indentify money being scanned (including a module to snich on whoever was doing it) to thwart counterfitters.

    Or is that not not considered spyware?

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  65. The lengths some people go to..... by queenb**ch · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    For the money those guys make, they'd let you pee on their heads. Public humiliation won't phase them.

    2 cents,

    Queen B

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    1. Re:The lengths some people go to..... by queenb**ch · · Score: 1

      I fail to see how this offtopic. I'm absolutely serious. For the money these guys make off spyware, they really would let you pee on their head and just consider it the price of doing buisness. Public humiliation isn't going to phase them. Guess my first post got modded by some spyware maker.

      2 more cents,

      Queen B

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  66. Re:They should hire John Cleese for the ad campaig by XFilesFMDS1013 · · Score: 1

    Mr. Praline: Um...now look...now look, mate, I've definitely 'ad enough of this. That computer is definitely frozen, and when I purchased it not 'alf an hour ago, you assured me that its total lack of movement was due to it bein' tired and shagged out following a prolonged software install.

    Owner: Well, it's...it's, ah...probably pining for the fjords.

  67. Delimbed and castrated by dreemernj · · Score: 1

    The offenders would have their genitalia burned off as robotic arms ripped off their legs and beat them senseless with them.

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  68. And just how does one shame adware advertisers? by supabeast! · · Score: 1

    What exactly is the FTC planning to do to shame adware companies? Aren't most of them sleazy businesses selling penis pumps or fly-by-nights paying to have their advertisements plastered over images on the web sites of legitimate businesses? If a business is pathetic enough to stoop to advertising via adware, chances are that the FTC won't have much luck with embarassment as a deterrent.

  69. About fuckin' time... by crovira · · Score: 1

    I know that some people would like to see the spammers go to jail but they hide and try to maintain a low profile. Besides, they're only in it for the bucks.

    But attack the 'penis pill pushers' who hire these spammers, ridicule will do for a start, and they'll stop wasting their money on spammers.

    That will nip the problem in the bud...

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  70. Well... by jd · · Score: 1
    They already own the root servers, so in effect they own everything under them. Any TLD that doesn't like it is out of luck, as their license to operate the TLD is granted solely by ICANT, which is a wholly-owned subsidiary of the US Government (hence the outcry last year.)


    The second problem is that the US "owns" US technology, whether it is on US soil or not. That's how they get to have so much control over who can buy what from whom. Chances are, most servers are using software from the US running on hardware that was either made in the US or made by a US company. The US State Department considers that to therefore be US territory.


    (This fuss first came to my attention when a nuclear research center in England tried to sell a Cray supercomputer to the University of London. It was prohibited by the US Government, on the grounds that British Universities might have communist students. Most recently, aircraft sales from Spain to Venezuela were banned by the US, as some of the parts were American. The parts were eventually replaced, if I recall, and the sale went ahead anyway.)


    When you've got total dominion over the Universe (or act like it), might as well use it for something useful and productive like killing off Spam and Adware.

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  71. There's a sane Government? by jd · · Score: 1
    I tend to split society three ways - technological progress, social progress and communication/artistic progress. I hold the view that all three must be close to being in step, or the disparity will create tensions that will ultimately destroy the system. From that standpoint, I would very much prefer social and communications skills to progress rapidly, as I'm of the opinion that the strain created is the cause of many of the current problems.


    I'm also of the opinion that that sort of change is extraordinarily unlikely to occur. The best we can seem to hope for is that the depravity that exists in Government is used as often for the benefit of others as it is in ways that harms society. The only social progress in the last few hundred years has been to hide problems better - almost everything else has been technological. Stepping back a few hundred years in Government would be barely noticeable.

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    1. Re:There's a sane Government? by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      The only social progress in the last few hundred years has been to hide problems better - almost everything else has been technological.

      Are you serious? Last time I checked public lynchings were definatly on the decline. Though I do agree that technical ability to communicate has drastically decreased common manors in communications have gone down drastically. Is there as way out of the semingly inverse relationship to social grace and technology? I doupt it.

  72. hmmm by drachenstern · · Score: 1

    . . . ADWARE? . . .

    'nuff said

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  73. It would be more effective to... by superchi · · Score: 1

    Publicly shame the person who installs adware. You may say that the average user does not know when he is installing adware/spyware, but if he is shamed enough for accidentally doing so, he would be one of the many to demand that software companies do not bundle ad/spyware into their programs, and companies are more likely to listen to the masses (when the masses are more than a bunch of techies). Don't take this solution seriously, but it's probably true.

    1) John installs spyware.
    2) The program or IT person that cleans it off his computer send his name to a governing office.
    3) Office plants a big sign in John's yard that says "I installed Spyware when I was downloading Baywatch pictures."
    4) Neighbor sees it. Laughs. Worries about his own yard.
    5) Everyone will be scared to install software without a professional. Any company that promotes adware/spyware won't stand a chance.

  74. Joe jobs by nacturation · · Score: 1

    So adware companies will simply start inserting random company advertisements into their rotation. That way, there's no way to tell if a company should be ridiculed or not. Don't like a particular company? Create an ad and pay some spyware dude $100 to show it to everybody.

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    1. Re:Joe jobs by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1
      Want to improve your Karma? Instead of "Post Anonymously", try the "Post Humously" option.

      You haven't got karma for funny mods for quite a while now...

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    2. Re:Joe jobs by nacturation · · Score: 1

      [Want to improve your Karma? Instead of "Post Anonymously", try the "Post Humously" option.]

      You haven't got karma for funny mods for quite a while now...


      Read my journal.

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  75. "Public shame"?!?! Why not prison? by Impy+the+Impiuos+Imp · · Score: 1

    Public humiliation? Why not prison?

    I still don't know why the WinFixer guys aren't in jail. It's been on my wife's laptop for a year, and Microsoft's anti-spyware can't make a dent in it (oh, it can find and remove VirtuMundo, but it can't stop it from reinstalling itself!)

    And yes, I've tried several web sites. I look for the files they say to delete and they aren't even on my computer (and I do have hidden files, system files, et al. showing.)

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  76. Anyone find it ironic... by Errandboy+of+Doom · · Score: 1

    Anyone find it ironic that the poster who claims there's no such thing as bad publicity was an Anonymous Coward?

  77. More free advertising actually by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There is no such thing as bad advertisement" - the old saw goes.

  78. Move to the Netherlands by turgid · · Score: 1

    They get to smoke pot on the streets to celebrate the Queen's birthday.