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  1. So does this mean... on Godzilla To Retire (for now) · · Score: 1

    That we will not get an encore of Matthew Broderick vs. Godzilla? Christ, that's the best news since I got free porn that one time!

  2. Another improvement on Fuelless Flight with Air Submarine? · · Score: 4, Funny

    To save on the compressed air, just fill me full of mexican food, and I could provide a cheap source of propulsion. Or we can outsource that to Mumbai.

  3. My experience on Detecting Patterns in Complex Social Networks · · Score: 5, Funny

    Unfortunately, then only pattern in my social network is the singleton pattern.

  4. My Thoughts on Perl Haiku Contest Winners Announced · · Score: 5, Funny

    Read the article.
    Was not that interesting.
    Now, time for some porn.

  5. Re:D&D and Religion on 30 Years of D&D Extravaganza · · Score: 1

    I thought it was: Jesus saves, but Bertuzzi scores on the rebound!

  6. My Entry on Perl Haiku Poetry Contest · · Score: 5, Funny

    My entry for this contest will be in iambic pentameter. And they better accept it because, in Perl, there is always more than one way to do it.

  7. Re:Easy one on The Absolute Worst Working Environment? · · Score: 2, Funny

    *getting ready to duck*

    Yeah, but is donating sperm really a job?

  8. Re:Finally! on A Terabyte In A Cigar Box · · Score: 5, Funny

    Don't laugh... but when my grandpa died a couple of years ago, he actually had a cigar box of naughty pictures. Now we think of him with a little different perspective. FYI... my brother won the box of porn in a raffle.

  9. I heard that.... on Kodak To Stop Selling Film Cameras In U.S. · · Score: 1

    To keep ahead of the digital game, they are going to get the Borg to assimiliate Bill Cosby and bring him (them?) back as a spokesman.

  10. Suitable Punishment on Oscar Screener Leak Traced · · Score: 2, Funny

    Anyone caught with a downloaded copy of this movie shouldn't be punished. Seeing Diane Keaton naked is worse than anything the courts could come up with.

  11. Office/Hitchiker overlap on Hitchhiker's Guide Film Reports · · Score: 1

    Perhaps Authur Dent will put Ford Prefect's Babelfish (which has his name written in Tippo on it) in a bowl of jelly.

  12. Do you think that... on Israel v. Microsoft, Next Round · · Score: 4, Funny

    Microsoft will retalliate by re-inserting swastikas back into their Bookshelf Symbol 7 font

  13. In related news on Sir Mix-A-Lot Using Weed To Distribute Music · · Score: 0

    Cypress Hill is using weed. Not to distribute music, they are just using it.

  14. Visionary on Sir Mix-A-Lot Using Weed To Distribute Music · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Sir Mix-a-lot first brought us Buttermilk Biscuits, Square Dance Rap>, Baby Got Back and Put 'em On The Glass. If he's distributing those, I'm buying, or downloading, or perhaps just popping in my old Swass casette.

  15. Re:Whatever happened to... on Inside the Lego Master Builder Search · · Score: 0

    I hear that he has a sexual addiction problem, and now goes around singing "Zack, Zack, he's a nymphomanic"

  16. Re:Enough trade? on Spain, Morocco To Build Undersea Rail Tunnels · · Score: 1

    You'd be suprised on how much hash is produced in the Rif mountains.

  17. My Small Request... on Spain, Morocco To Build Undersea Rail Tunnels · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Please, oh please, do not tell the local touts, tour guides and souvenir sales men where the train will stop in Tangier. I do not want to have to disappoint anyone when I refuse to pay 2 Euro for someone to hail a taxi for me.