We are now at war. There are but two alternatives: Total victory, or
total defeat.
There can be no such thing as a negotiated peace, or any other form of military stalemate that would result in the survival of Slashdot. That is the opinion of a group who know -- Trollkore, for 15 years 'THE PREMIER SLASHDOT TROLLS'
Trollkore speaking. TACOS's "New Order for the Internet" provides for the expansion of Slashdot until mindless drones occupy all of the Internet... not only for the present, but for all time. But to claim all of the Internet, TACO must eliminate its present population. Thus, for TACO and his followers, organized, systematic unemotional mass murder, depopulation and slashdotting have become the means of getting rid of captive peoples and dispelling forever any threat to TACO's "New Order".
So we Trollkore say to you... Troll for your freedom - after all; Better pot luck with Trollkore today, than humble pie under TACO tomorrow!
YOUR COURAGE
YOUR CHEERFULNESS
YOUR RESOLUTION
WILL BRING US VICTORY
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______ .-" "-. / \ | | < FROM THIS DISEASED MOUTH |,.-..-.,| SPREADS THE WORD OF TROLLKORE. | )(__/ \__)( | AWRY BE THE WORDS AND OPINIONS |//\ \| OF THOSE WHO POST HERE. TAKE (_ ^^ _) NO HEED OF THEM.> \__|IIIIII|__/ |-\IIIIII/-| \/ `--------` .::::TROLL-KORE FOREVER!!! .::::I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.
Apologies for using offensive racial slurs, in my haste to troll-it-up I forgot that racism is wrong and should not be practiced even as a joke. NOW GET TO THE BACK OF THE MOTHERFUCKING BUS.
RTFP, the answer to the question lies after the "full stop". I will help you by writing it here too: AWRY BE THE WORDS AND OPINIONS OF THOSE WHO POST HERE. TAKE NO HEED OF THEM.
However, in this case the word seems now to be "FUCK YOU"
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SLASHTREK, THE NEXT MASTURBATION
a screenplay from the library of Trollkore.
SCENE 1: ABOARD THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE - A worried L.T. Commander Data addresses Captain Picard.
Data: Captain, sensors indicate a de-cloaking Slashdot ship one hundred meters off the starboard bow.
Picard: On screen!
Worf: Captain! We are dealing with a highly idiotic, ignorant and Linux-using species. They have been known to attack those who have superior social skills and official Microsoft qualifications in computer literacy out of fear and confusion - I recommend we attack them before they do us!
Picard: That is not the way the federation do things, Mr. Worf. When dealing with such mindless slashbots there is only one course of action to take. Ensign Wheaton hail the Slashdot ship.
Wheaton: Yes sir... but are these slashbots really so bad, according to my knowledge the open source community is a highly developed and sophisticated race of people - it would be unfair to discriminate against them just because of their foul stench and greasy complexion.
Picard: Shut up Wesley!!!
Data: The Slashdot ship has responded to our hail.
Picard: On screen.
--- Cut to a dark and lifeless ship, featuring posters of Kathleen Fent engaging in all manner of sexual acts upon the walls, with a barely visible silhouette of Michel Simms vigorously beating his cock in the background.
CMDRTACO: Captain, you are encroaching on our space, leave our territory at once and never return.
Picard: We are on an important scientific mission, studying a collapsing star - I can offer you goods in exchange for passage through your space.
CMDRTACO: -1, Redundant. You have nothing you can offer us... End Trans...
______ .-" "-. / \ | | < FROM THIS DISEASED MOUTH |,.-..-.,| SPREADS THE WORD OF TROLLKORE. | )(__/ \__)( | AWRY BE THE WORDS AND OPINIONS |//\ \| OF THOSE WHO POST HERE. TAKE (_ ^^ _) NO HEED OF THEM.> \__|IIIIII|__/ |-\IIIIII/-| \/ `--------` .::::TROLL-KORE FOREVER!!! .::::I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.
Slashdot Mirror
We are now at war. There are but two alternatives: Total victory, or total defeat.
There can be no such thing as a negotiated peace, or any other form of military stalemate that would result in the survival of Slashdot. That is the opinion of a group who know -- Trollkore, for 15 years 'THE PREMIER SLASHDOT TROLLS'
Trollkore speaking. TACOS's "New Order for the Internet" provides for the expansion of Slashdot until mindless drones occupy all of the Internet... not only for the present, but for all time. But to claim all of the Internet, TACO must eliminate its present population. Thus, for TACO and his followers, organized, systematic unemotional mass murder, depopulation and slashdotting have become the means of getting rid of captive peoples and dispelling forever any threat to TACO's "New Order".
So we Trollkore say to you... Troll for your freedom - after all; Better pot luck with Trollkore today, than humble pie under TACO tomorrow!
YOUR COURAGE
YOUR CHEERFULNESS
YOUR RESOLUTION
WILL BRING US VICTORY
______
.-" "-. .-. .-. ,| SPREADS THE WORD OF TROLLKORE. /\ \| OF THOSE WHO POST HERE. TAKE /
/ \
| | < FROM THIS DISEASED MOUTH
|,
| )(__/ \__)( | AWRY BE THE WORDS AND OPINIONS
|/
(_ ^^ _) NO HEED OF THEM.>
\__|IIIIII|__/
|-\IIIIII/-|
\
`--------`
.::::TROLL-KORE FOREVER!!!
.::::I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.
Apologies for using offensive racial slurs, in my haste to troll-it-up I forgot that racism is wrong and should not be practiced even as a joke. NOW GET TO THE BACK OF THE MOTHERFUCKING BUS.
(last time)
RTFP, the answer to the question lies after the "full stop". I will help you by writing it here too: AWRY BE THE WORDS AND OPINIONS OF THOSE WHO POST HERE. TAKE NO HEED OF THEM.
However, in this case the word seems now to be "FUCK YOU"
Real trolls drink PG Tips, you fucking politically correct cause of ape unemployment.
PETITION
COCKFACED EDWARD. HERE IS. A MESS.AGE. FOR YOU.
[FUCK YOU]
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SLASHTREK, THE NEXT MASTURBATION
a screenplay from the library of Trollkore.
SCENE 1: ABOARD THE STARSHIP ENTERPRISE - A worried L.T. Commander Data addresses Captain Picard.
Data: Captain, sensors indicate a de-cloaking Slashdot ship one hundred meters off the starboard bow.
Picard: On screen!
Worf: Captain! We are dealing with a highly idiotic, ignorant and Linux-using species. They have been known to attack those who have superior social skills and official Microsoft qualifications in computer literacy out of fear and confusion - I recommend we attack them before they do us!
Picard: That is not the way the federation do things, Mr. Worf. When dealing with such mindless slashbots there is only one course of action to take. Ensign Wheaton hail the Slashdot ship.
Wheaton: Yes sir... but are these slashbots really so bad, according to my knowledge the open source community is a highly developed and sophisticated race of people - it would be unfair to discriminate against them just because of their foul stench and greasy complexion.
Picard: Shut up Wesley!!!
Data: The Slashdot ship has responded to our hail.
Picard: On screen.
--- Cut to a dark and lifeless ship, featuring posters of Kathleen Fent engaging in all manner of sexual acts upon the walls, with a barely visible silhouette of Michel Simms vigorously beating his cock in the background.
CMDRTACO: Captain, you are encroaching on our space, leave our territory at once and never return.
Picard: We are on an important scientific mission, studying a collapsing star - I can offer you goods in exchange for passage through your space.
CMDRTACO: -1, Redundant. You have nothing you can offer us... End Trans...
Picard: WAIT! I have... Goatse.
CMDRTACO: Then it is agreed, your safe passage through our space in exchange for the image. End Transmission.
--- The view screen turns off and TACO looks over to his first mate, CowboyNeal.
CMDRTACO: Put the image on main screen.... I wish to ejaculate.
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.-" "-. .-. .-. ,| SPREADS THE WORD OF TROLLKORE. /\ \| OF THOSE WHO POST HERE. TAKE /
/ \
| | < FROM THIS DISEASED MOUTH
|,
| )(__/ \__)( | AWRY BE THE WORDS AND OPINIONS
|/
(_ ^^ _) NO HEED OF THEM.>
\__|IIIIII|__/
|-\IIIIII/-|
\
`--------`
.::::TROLL-KORE FOREVER!!!
.::::I hate you, I hate your country, and I hate your face.
Space exploration is a good thing.
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