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  1. In Soviet Russia .... on Debian's Systemd Adoption Inspires Threat of Fork · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... systemd forks you!

    Come to think of it ....

  2. Marketing on An Algorithm to End the Lines for Ice at Burning Man · · Score: 2

    The long line is to convince hipsters that the product must really be special. If there wasn't a line, the $3 price would probably drop.

    Next year: iIce (as long as Apple doesn't sue). No one will think twice about waiting in line overnight.

  3. "AGW is a lie .... on In UK, Internet Trolls Could Face Two Years In Jail · · Score: 1

    .... and Anita Sarkeesian is a ...."

    Alright! We've got you surrounded! Put down the mouse and come out with your hands up!

  4. Re:Similar Work on Brain Patterns Give Clues To Why Some People Just Keep Gambling · · Score: 2

    I'lll see your bet and raise you the possibility that this therapy will just be abused by opiate addicts.

  5. Re:Glad this can't happen to me on Brain Patterns Give Clues To Why Some People Just Keep Gambling · · Score: 2

    Please don't take away my Google "I'm feeling lucky" button.

  6. Rant on Soda Pop Damages Your Cells' Telomeres · · Score: 1

    Please include some reference to a proper scientific name when mentioning some class of object like Mountain Dew.

  7. You should ... on Ask Slashdot: Good Hosting Service For a Parody Site? · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... check with Dice and see where they host Slashdot. That's a pretty good parody of a news site.

    [Ducking and running]

  8. Courier FTW! on Apple Doesn't Design For Yesterday · · Score: 1

    vi is my shepherd. I shall not font.

  9. Mix Agile with Waterfall on Mixing Agile With Waterfall For Code Quality · · Score: 1

    We'll call it "Mudslide".

  10. Re:not so accurate headline on How Curved Spacetime Can Be Created In a Quantum Optics Lab · · Score: 1

    And here I was hoping the iPhone 7

    Will curve its localized space-time if you put it in your back pocket and sit on it.

  11. Re:I still don't see what's wrong with X on Lead Mir Developer: 'Mir More Relevant Than Wayland In Two Years' · · Score: 1

    Wayland is exactly as network-transparent as X11 is in actual use these days:

    Love that quailfier: "in actual use these days". One of the Wayland devs evidently looked around his office and didn't see any remote clients running. So toss that requirement out.

    I don't care if Wayland provides X Server emulation. That's not the point. Once the Xlib support underlying higher level toolkits is thrown out, the resulting clients built will not be network-capable. And most of the application developers will never notice (except that the DISPLAY arg doesn't seem to do anything anymore). And then these Wayland clients will be cripped in a user environment that depends on running them remotely.

    I'm not certain whether this was a plot by gamers, who wanted to throw out every machince cycle that didn't contribute to their graphics or AI. Or Microsoft, who has been shitting themselves since day one over a protocol that didn't tie an instance of a client license to each user seat.

  12. Re:Even if they can walk... on High-Tech Walkers Could Help Japan's Elderly Stay Independent · · Score: 1

    This is what Cadillacs are for.

  13. Re:Jails are easily repurposed on As Prison Population Sinks, Jails Are a Steal · · Score: 1

    Please educate our city government on this point. They are busy extracting fees and concessions from developers for the purpose of building homes for the homeless.

  14. Are we certain ... on FBI Director Continues His Campaign Against Encryption · · Score: 1

    ... that James Comey hasn't been kidnapped and brainwashed by the Chinese?

  15. Rats just figured ... on Scientists Find Rats Aren't Smarter Than Mice, and That's Important · · Score: 1

    ... that if they played stupid, people would stop screwing electrodes into their skulls.

    "Hey you humans. There's a mouse over there. He's really smart. Why don't you fuck with him for a change?" Its the same logic I use when the wife asks me to do something around the house. Mess up a couple of times and she stops asking.

  16. Re:No, not us... on FBI Warns Industry of Chinese Cyber Campaign · · Score: 1

    Probably a feeling that such activities bring shame upon their people. Nothing like the USA.

  17. Re:The God-approved meathod for detecting cheats on Technology Heats Up the Adultery Arms Race · · Score: 2

    then he is to take his wife to the priest.

    Did that. He says he's not finished with her yet.

  18. Re:Next candidate please... on Ask Slashdot: Handling Patented IP In a Job Interview? · · Score: 1

    The potential probity issues of having an employee who is also a commercial supplier

    Are you a government contractor? If so, I understand your position.

    Otherwise, employees with financial interests in suppliers was pretty much SOP at a few places I've worked. People think nothing of replying to, "Why are we selecting this vendor?" with, "I get stock options from them."

  19. Re:Be careful of the Employment Agreement... on Ask Slashdot: Handling Patented IP In a Job Interview? · · Score: 1

    Employee hereby assigns to Employer any and all intellectual property rights which Employee currently possesses,

    So how do your prospective employers handle IP that you have already licensed to someone else? Perhaps a previous employer. Maybe even one that, if confronted over the issue might just buy out your new employer, disassemble them and bulldoze over their HQ?

  20. Re:NASA is on it on Designing Tomorrow's Air Traffic Control Systems · · Score: 1

    This might be news to you,

    No its not. I used to work for a government contractor (NASA and other departments). If NASA tried to roll their own, we would have gone to Congress to have them defunded to the point that they would have been an organization consisting of a bind guy with a checkbook and an 'Approved' stamp.

  21. Re:NASA is on it on Designing Tomorrow's Air Traffic Control Systems · · Score: 1

    NASA ..... They have been hard at work at fully computerizing air traffic control.

    But then

    NASA has held several competition rounds among contractors

    So NASA really isn't doing the work. They are contracting it out. And as this will inevitably be a multi billion dollar contract, a shitstorm will ensue among all the losing bidders. This will tie the contract up in courts for decades as nobody is willing to admit defeat and just walk away. Meanwhile, stock up on vacuum tubes to keep the old equipment running.

    If NASA (or better yet the FAA) just told the likes of Boeing and Lockheed to fuck off and build it themselves, the resulting butt-hurt would shut the government down.

    Inevitably, whatever NASA and the FAA do select, the software will be delivered billions over budget, decades late and full of bugs.

  22. Re:Telling quote on Technology Heats Up the Adultery Arms Race · · Score: 4, Interesting

    So aspiring cheaters should actually despair that some technology increases their temptation to cheat.

    I think the trouble starts with the 'aspiring cheater'. Not the enabling technology. I'm responsible for my own self control and resistance to temptations. I don't need laws, restrictions on technology or some silly holy book to enforce agreements I have with my wife, family or friends.

    Granted, there are people who need supervision. But that's a problem with their internal moral compass. Why should the rest of us have to give up nice things because some people suffering from arrested development can't keep it in their pants? Or get permission to have something on the side without turning it into a case of cheting?

  23. Yay! on Lockheed Claims Breakthrough On Fusion Energy Project · · Score: 0

    We are on the cusp of an era of almost limitless energy. So much and so cheap it won't be worth metering. So no more worrying (or investment) into new, clean energy sources like solar or wind. Global warming will be solved Real Soon Now so we can put up with coal burning to get us to the Fusion Era.

    Oh, and all that foreign research into fusion? Might as well pull the plug on that right now. We have the answer right here and you folks should go back to making cuckoo clocks and cheese.

  24. Re:Hi-ho, Hi-ho, on "Double Irish" Tax Loophole Used By US Companies To Be Closed · · Score: 1

    The Principality of Sealand.

  25. Re:WWII not WWI on How English Beat German As the Language of Science · · Score: 1

    Please bear with the Slashdot editors. Word of of the second World War hasn't made it here yet.

    Stand by for breaking news.