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  1. Wow... on Cellphone as Virtual Mouse, Keyboard · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Like the Camera phone itself, this is a solution to a problem I never knew existed.

  2. In related news... on Welcome To Planet Pixar · · Score: 1

    Sources close to Disney report that Michael Eisner was seen angrily removing his CEO hat and punching his fist through it.

  3. In Related News... on MS SQL Server 2005 Adds Security Features · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Acme Safe Co. announced today that next year's model will feature a "lock" to prevent unauthorized persons from accessing the contents.

  4. In Related News... on BBC Creative Archive Based On Creative Commons · · Score: 4, Funny

    Cable news channel MSNBC announced today that they will be releasing their archives under the Windows XP EULA.

  5. D-Spot on Where's Your 'D-Spot?' · · Score: 4, Funny
    Student: I thought the D-Spot was a myth!

    Teacher: You're thinking of something else, son.

    Click here for an explanation of this post.

  6. Re:Stability on In The Works: Windows For Supercomputers · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If one Windows computer has a failure a week, two nodes -> two failures a week, etc. A 500 node Windows Supercomputer would experience a failure roughly every twenty minutes.

  7. Also available on Shrek 2 How-To · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    For quick reference:

    >man 2 shrek

  8. I'm safe on RIAA Sues Nearly 500 New Swappers · · Score: 2, Funny

    In order to protect myself from the lawsuits, I have deleted my swap partit [CARRIER LOST]

  9. Re:Overclockers and their "huge mamma" fans on Intel CPU Warranty Invalid w/o CPU Fan? · · Score: 3, Informative

    "Do you void your warranty on your car when you replace the all-season tires with Blizzaks?"

    Actually, my brother is a mechanic at a Ford dealer. He says that they will not honor the warranty if a wheel bearing fails prematurely and the car does not have the stock tires on it. Putting wide or offset tires on a car causes the weight of the car to not be supported directly beneath the bearing and can lead to premature bearing failure.

  10. Re:An expensive problem. on Comcast Thinks About Stopping Zombies · · Score: 1

    It really is amazing how small things can scale. I work for a company that does point-of-sale software. Our customers are very conscious of application performance. One of our larger customers calculated that adding one second to each transaction would cost an additional $9 million a year.

  11. Another has-been set free on CA Advantage Ingres To Be Released As Open Source · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It seems like this sort of announcement is becoming a common thing. Heck, even Microsoft did this with their WIX installer.

    Step 1: Dust off the source code for something that hasn't made any money in years.

    Step 2: Slap a GPL on it.

    Step 3: Release it to SourceForge.

    Step 3: Gain the goodwill of the open-source community.

  12. Reminds me of a story... on Did Your Ex-ISP Purge Your Personal Data? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I was attending a sales presentation for some database software (don't remember what it was) in the late 1990s when a person in the audience asked about Y2K compliance. The salesmen proudly proclaimed that the software could handle dates from 1850 to 2450. Another hand goes up. He claims: "I'm with the Hudson Bay company, and we have diliquent accounts going back to 1630." The salesman thinks about it for a second. He replies, "When was the last time you collected on one of them?"

    Which I guess brings this back on topic. Apparently some companies keep your information for multiple centuries.

  13. In related news... on AMD Stirs Athlon Into Geode Embedded Soup · · Score: 3, Funny

    Intel phrases Itanium into a complicated metaphor.

  14. Busy busy busy on Groklaw's 'Grokline' To Document *nix History · · Score: 4, Insightful

    PJ never to ceases to amaze. There are usually 2-3 new articles everyday on Groklaw, posted around the clock. The are filled with tons of in-depth information. now she is doing this too. Does PJ ever sleep? Is "PJ" actually several people?

  15. What's an asteroid worth? on Hayabusa Earth Flyby Swings Toward Asteroid · · Score: 1

    Consider this:

    A large asteroid is basically a several thousand ton chunk of nearly pure iron. Think what that would be worth.

    1. Build a space probe.
    2. Have space probe guide asteroid into Earth orbit.
    3. Safely bring asteroid down to Earth's surface.
    4. Sell asteroid to local scrap iron dealer for $50/ton.
    5. Profit!!

    The best part would be watching the rednecks at the scrap yard trying to fit the asteroid into the car crusher. Implementation of the first three steps is left as an exercise to the reader.

  16. Re:big, fat clue: on USS Enterprise Finally Flies · · Score: 1

    It'll fly in a vacuum as long as there is no gravity and you give it a push. It just won't accelerate in a vacuum.

  17. In related news... on USS Enterprise Finally Flies · · Score: 3, Funny

    A local radio-controlled airplane hobbiest announced today that he has built a working model of (cue tympanis ... Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum) MEGA MAID.

  18. In related news... on Monsanto Wins Case Over Patented Canola · · Score: 5, Funny

    A local man injured by stray gunfire was arrested for stealing bullets.

  19. I propose... on Alternatives to Autoconf? · · Score: 2, Funny

    A new program: autoconfconf

    I am struck by the recursive nature of the situation.

  20. Re:first post. on JBoss's Fleury Abjures Astroturfing · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Granted no one would implement a solution without trying it first. However, in all likelihood, they would be more likely to try it in the first place if they had heard someone casually mention it was good in a forum. The problem is that it is often difficult to distinguish against a real unbiased opinion and an astroturfer.

  21. Re:Used Cars on Alternatives to Cars? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Used cars are definitely the way to go, escpecially if you live in an area with a high incidence of auto theft. For the price of a good alarm system, you can buy a car that isn't worth stealing.

  22. In related news... on What's Your Terrorism Quotient? · · Score: 5, Funny

    OSDN announced today that the Slashdot Karma system will be integrated with the Terrorist Quotient database.

  23. Re:Music using weighted random Markov strings... on Cellular Automata and Music Using Java · · Score: 2, Funny

    No, its like this:

    You go out two notes and calculate the weight based on the cosine of the third note. Divide that by the last note of a harmonic frequency. If the note in question is sharp or flat, divide by six and take the remainder. Omit every third note. After the sixth note, if the notes are in fact, collinear and not symmetric, you can reverse the cofactor matrix and restore the eigenvalues, but not without first calculating the modulus of the largest cubic divisor.

  24. Orwell was right! on Cellular Automata and Music Using Java · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Could it be?

    "Here were produced ... sentimental songs which were composed entirely by mechanical means on a special kind of kaleidoscope known as a versificator." --Orwell's '1984'

  25. In related news... on Cellular Automata and Music Using Java · · Score: 4, Funny

    The RIAA announced today that they will be using this technology to phase out recording artists altogether. CDs will still cost $16.99, though.