I once went 2 weeks without my cell phone. At first I was paranoid by the sight of others on their phones. I felt alone? Well, that passed as I discovered that there really wasn't much I couldn't do without my cell phone. OK, so I couldn't call anybody at anytime when I felt like it, which also meant the same anybodies couldn't call me anytime they felt like it....I was starting to like that! So, now I have my new cell and barely use it. No more wasteful calls to friends just to say "wut up!", and when I do make a call I keep it short and to the point. Imagine that. I feel free! Wait, my supervisor just handed me my new Blackberry..."sigh"
Dodgeball is gone from schools because all the little kids want to play basketball. BB is much easier to organize, and much more glamorous than DB. When a little kid drives the lane in BB he's imagining he is Kobe, a kid playing DB imagines not getting slammed in the face with a dirty red rubber, (BALL) you knew I meant BALL!)) See the difference? Well, not if you were playing DB, because your eyelashes have just been ripped out from the friction of said red rubber. Anyway, saying you didnt like dodgeball because you were weak, skinny, nerdy or whichever is GAY! I remember EVERYONE playing. From geeks to jocks, it didnt matter, just as long as you got to see someone you disliked get slammed in the forehead or mouth it was worth taking a beating. Now you're starting to remember aren't you? I thought you might. Oh yeah, this may be the funniest damn thing I have ever seen while sober. Grown men and women playing dodgeball with a hint of WWF thrown in for color.
Suing an ISP for being an accomplice to piracy is like suing a car manufacturer because someone ran you over in one of their cars, or suing a gun manufacturer for getting shot with one of their guns....it's all very, very retarded! How can any self-respecting lawyer....oops, wait a sec.....nevermind.
Geeks around the world unite! In five years time we'll have "friends not robots". And who is to say that I can't make my new robo-friend my new piece of robo-ass?! Goodbye pron and vegetable oil*! *another story.
Um, me stating that SOF2 ownz all other FPS' is not a troll, it is a fact! Who the hell wants to dress up like a bunch of star trek homos and shoot lasers at each other?! Gay Gay Gay. Fire in all of your holes! SOF3 will come out and it will give everyone perma stiffies for a year!
Is that one of those gay FPSs'where you can pick up a photon blaster from the dead body of a Sporlock from Nasgoo-9? Yeah...see how gay that sounds? Stick to game that real men of combat play....SOF2!
p.s. simple* ownz u all!
"The US$5.8 million cluster will be used to model the complex aero-thermodynamics of hypersonic flight for the U.S. Army." That's stupid...they should use a supercomputer like this for something better, like an SOF2 server, YEAH! Fire in your hole!
They have been mounting cameras on surfboards for years. You can get some pretty cool footage and pics this way. In addition, this type of technology could be very useful to oceanographers and/or engineers to study wave mechanics. And finally, please don't talk about surfing here anymore. It makes my stomach hurt to read what geeks have to say about one of my favorite pasttimes.:|
This is a bad idea. If the MP ver. of SOF2 ever comes out on a cell phone all hell will break loose! How am I supposed to control my langauge while in a public place after some noob on my team sweeps my head with his AK? And don't get me started on those camping, no-talent, little shits with the auto-shotties. And finally, gaming needs to stay where it belongs....in a cold, dark room with a lock on the door in case you need to switch to porn in the middle of a frag fest.
p.s. campers suk, an I'll kill u all! -simple*
As I read this story, I felt my 2 front teeth begin to protrude over my lower lip, and then....almotht immediately, I developed a lithp. Mutht....go....outthide....and play. Mutht rethitht the/.
What a waste of time and money! The cost of any new counter measures put in place will surely be added to the cost of already inflated ticket prices! The MPAA and theater owners are after the wrong people. (They) need to worry about catching the guy who works at the studio where said movie is produced. The guy who has access to post-production copies of said movie. The guy who made copies of, and sold, Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2 for $10, before the movie even came out! Much like yesterdays story of the RIAA trying to limit the number of times a CD can be burned, the MPAA and theater owners are worring about all the little fishies rather than the few BIG sharks. Wake the hell up!
Excuse me, but the biggest problem the MPAA and Theater owners should be concerned with is the guy who works for the studio which produced said movie. The guy who has access to post production dvds of said movie. The guy from which I buy my pirated movies! Kill Bill 1 and 2. I watched them in my home before they even came out on film! Much like yesterdays story of the RIAA trying limit CD burning, the MPAA is worrying about the all little fisies instead of the few big sharks.
I haven't used a CD since I bought my first MP3 player 3 years ago! I use it in my car, my home, at work, etc. I think the RIAA is worrying about an obsolete problem. They need to join us because they sure as hell won't beat us!
"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."
Ernest Hemingway
Chris Rock said it best, "a man is only as faithfull as his options." Which means if you are fat, ugly, poor, stupid, smell bad, or any combination of the above...you really do not have many options. So if your girlfriend wants you to chill on the gaming, you had better do it buddy. Remember your life before you were gwetting laid on a regular basis? Hmmmm? Many of you will say, "No way! That would make you pussy-whipped!" Well, it's better to be whipped by a pussy rather than by your own hand. Don't you think, spanky?
Remember at the end when Kent was standing outside Prof. Hathaway's house, just as the laser was redirect towards the giant jiffy-pop ball? What the hell was Kent doing with his arms. It looked like he was having a grand mal seizure. That has always bothered me.
I am currently working in Baghdad...yes the one that is in Iraq. I don't think I really need to say much more. OK I will. No beer, no women, no chewing gum, no swearing, (this is harder than it sounds) and because I am on base as a civillian, all of my emails and phone calls are recorded. Why am I here? $$$$$$$! It still sucks though.
The last time I went into the woods with a bunch of strange guys I....oh wait, I've never done that before because I'm not gay nor am I a scout leader.
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I once went 2 weeks without my cell phone. At first I was paranoid by the sight of others on their phones. I felt alone? Well, that passed as I discovered that there really wasn't much I couldn't do without my cell phone. OK, so I couldn't call anybody at anytime when I felt like it, which also meant the same anybodies couldn't call me anytime they felt like it....I was starting to like that! So, now I have my new cell and barely use it. No more wasteful calls to friends just to say "wut up!", and when I do make a call I keep it short and to the point. Imagine that. I feel free! Wait, my supervisor just handed me my new Blackberry..."sigh"
Dodgeball is gone from schools because all the little kids want to play basketball. BB is much easier to organize, and much more glamorous than DB. When a little kid drives the lane in BB he's imagining he is Kobe, a kid playing DB imagines not getting slammed in the face with a dirty red rubber, (BALL) you knew I meant BALL!)) See the difference? Well, not if you were playing DB, because your eyelashes have just been ripped out from the friction of said red rubber. Anyway, saying you didnt like dodgeball because you were weak, skinny, nerdy or whichever is GAY! I remember EVERYONE playing. From geeks to jocks, it didnt matter, just as long as you got to see someone you disliked get slammed in the forehead or mouth it was worth taking a beating. Now you're starting to remember aren't you? I thought you might. Oh yeah, this may be the funniest damn thing I have ever seen while sober. Grown men and women playing dodgeball with a hint of WWF thrown in for color.
Suing an ISP for being an accomplice to piracy is like suing a car manufacturer because someone ran you over in one of their cars, or suing a gun manufacturer for getting shot with one of their guns....it's all very, very retarded! How can any self-respecting lawyer....oops, wait a sec.....nevermind.
Geeks around the world unite! In five years time we'll have "friends not robots". And who is to say that I can't make my new robo-friend my new piece of robo-ass?! Goodbye pron and vegetable oil*! *another story.
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Um, me stating that SOF2 ownz all other FPS' is not a troll, it is a fact! Who the hell wants to dress up like a bunch of star trek homos and shoot lasers at each other?! Gay Gay Gay. Fire in all of your holes! SOF3 will come out and it will give everyone perma stiffies for a year!
Hahaha.....social engineering at the root of all evil* This is exactly why I use hawt*mail...J/K.
Is that one of those gay FPSs'where you can pick up a photon blaster from the dead body of a Sporlock from Nasgoo-9? Yeah...see how gay that sounds? Stick to game that real men of combat play....SOF2! p.s. simple* ownz u all!
"The US$5.8 million cluster will be used to model the complex aero-thermodynamics of hypersonic flight for the U.S. Army." That's stupid...they should use a supercomputer like this for something better, like an SOF2 server, YEAH! Fire in your hole!
Holy shit, those are some of the funniest pictures I have ever seen. That guy is a dead ringer for Milton from Office Space. Thank you for the laughs!
They have been mounting cameras on surfboards for years. You can get some pretty cool footage and pics this way. In addition, this type of technology could be very useful to oceanographers and/or engineers to study wave mechanics. And finally, please don't talk about surfing here anymore. It makes my stomach hurt to read what geeks have to say about one of my favorite pasttimes. :|
This is a bad idea. If the MP ver. of SOF2 ever comes out on a cell phone all hell will break loose! How am I supposed to control my langauge while in a public place after some noob on my team sweeps my head with his AK? And don't get me started on those camping, no-talent, little shits with the auto-shotties. And finally, gaming needs to stay where it belongs....in a cold, dark room with a lock on the door in case you need to switch to porn in the middle of a frag fest. p.s. campers suk, an I'll kill u all! -simple*
As I read this story, I felt my 2 front teeth begin to protrude over my lower lip, and then....almotht immediately, I developed a lithp. Mutht....go....outthide....and play. Mutht rethitht the /.
Sorry.
What a waste of time and money! The cost of any new counter measures put in place will surely be added to the cost of already inflated ticket prices! The MPAA and theater owners are after the wrong people. (They) need to worry about catching the guy who works at the studio where said movie is produced. The guy who has access to post-production copies of said movie. The guy who made copies of, and sold, Kill Bill vol. 1 & 2 for $10, before the movie even came out! Much like yesterdays story of the RIAA trying to limit the number of times a CD can be burned, the MPAA and theater owners are worring about all the little fishies rather than the few BIG sharks. Wake the hell up!
Excuse me, but the biggest problem the MPAA and Theater owners should be concerned with is the guy who works for the studio which produced said movie. The guy who has access to post production dvds of said movie. The guy from which I buy my pirated movies! Kill Bill 1 and 2. I watched them in my home before they even came out on film! Much like yesterdays story of the RIAA trying limit CD burning, the MPAA is worrying about the all little fisies instead of the few big sharks.
I haven't used a CD since I bought my first MP3 player 3 years ago! I use it in my car, my home, at work, etc. I think the RIAA is worrying about an obsolete problem. They need to join us because they sure as hell won't beat us! "Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut." Ernest Hemingway
Chris Rock said it best, "a man is only as faithfull as his options." Which means if you are fat, ugly, poor, stupid, smell bad, or any combination of the above...you really do not have many options. So if your girlfriend wants you to chill on the gaming, you had better do it buddy. Remember your life before you were gwetting laid on a regular basis? Hmmmm? Many of you will say, "No way! That would make you pussy-whipped!" Well, it's better to be whipped by a pussy rather than by your own hand. Don't you think, spanky?
Remember at the end when Kent was standing outside Prof. Hathaway's house, just as the laser was redirect towards the giant jiffy-pop ball? What the hell was Kent doing with his arms. It looked like he was having a grand mal seizure. That has always bothered me.
I am currently working in Baghdad...yes the one that is in Iraq. I don't think I really need to say much more. OK I will. No beer, no women, no chewing gum, no swearing, (this is harder than it sounds) and because I am on base as a civillian, all of my emails and phone calls are recorded. Why am I here? $$$$$$$! It still sucks though.
All games suck except for SOF2! Gotu!
Damnit! I thought the AVN award show was this weekend. Now the only pornstars I'll see will be on an LCD display....big change, huh?
The last time I went into the woods with a bunch of strange guys I....oh wait, I've never done that before because I'm not gay nor am I a scout leader.
From the little old lady in one of Stephen Hawking's anecdotes about the universe. God bless Google! Ha ha!