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Besieged Movie Industry Suffers Record Takings

nagora writes "The BBC is reporting that the movie industry, in yet another illustration of just how much damage the Internet is doing to the long-suffering members of the MPAA, has just endured a record breaking $1Billion dollar takings for the single month of June. Clearly there is a desperate need to tighten up copyright laws in the face of this huge mountain of cash that is literally being metaphorically syphoned into the studios' pockets. How will they survive? "

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  1. If they don't stop making shit movies they won't. by garcia · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The third Harry Potter film topped the North American box office for the month by a wide margin, taking $217.2m (118m).

    I have said before that if they stop making movies that suck that people will go and see them. While Harry Potter III didn't exactly make me jump up and down it was certainly better than the critically acclaimed "Gigli" or the various other fantastic movies that go straight to DVD.

    I have recently seen Harry Potter 3, F 9/11, and Dodgeball in the theatres on their release weekend. I have rented over 10 DVDs in the same time period because decent movies have been released that deserved my money.

    I downloaded Gigli because the MPAA needed to suck wind on that one for daring to put in the theatres and wasting both MY money and the theatre's money.

    We wonder why they overcharge? It's because they have to make up for all the bullshit movies they show that suck and no one goes to. Perhaps they should try and make blockbuster months EVERY month instead of just June (6/2003 was their previous single month record according to the article). Put two good movies out every month of every year and you'll make a shitload. Put four good movies out every year and you'll suck wind for the rest.

  2. What happened? by haystor · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Less suckage.
    More money.

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    1. Re:What happened? by adamwood · · Score: 1, Redundant

      Don't forget inflation. With constant attendance they should be making records every year as prices go up.

      (Am I the only geek who wishes for these "record" announcements to be based on inflation adjusted takings?)

    2. Re:What happened? by The-Bus · · Score: 1

      White Chicks, Stepford Wives, The Day After Tomorrow, The Chronicles of Riddick, Troy, Scooby Doo 2, Soul Plane, The Punisher, Johnson Family Vacation...

      Just trolling, don't mind me. :)

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    3. Re:What happened? by eofpi · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The past 10 years have seen ticket prices near me double. I'm just glad prices on everything else haven't had the same rate of increase, as that would be dangerous levels of inflation.

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    4. Re:What happened? by afidel · · Score: 1

      On average the NYSE doubles every 12 years so investment capital should grow at around the rate you think is dangerous.

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    5. Re:What happened? by eofpi · · Score: 1

      I really should've stopped at the first sentence. I guess i forgot the world uses compound interest for everything.

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  3. Okay, that's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where's my check book? I'm going to write out a nice big check to help the movie industry through this tough time. I encourage everyone else reading this to do the same. Anyone got an address?

    1. Re:Okay, that's it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Taken Straight from MPAA.org.

      Main Office Address:

      Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA)
      Motion Picture Association (MPA)

      15503 Ventura Blvd.
      Encino, California 91436
      (818) 995-6600

    2. Re:Okay, that's it by sherms · · Score: 1

      Address:

      Me myself&I
      #1 Happy lane
      Auburn, Calif.

      ps. I'll take that check :)

    3. Re:Okay, that's it by theirishman · · Score: 1

      Send it to me and I will take care of it.. if you make the check out to me personally that would speed things up a great deal as well.!!!

  4. For those that didn't read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

    Here's some infomration to put that figure into perspective:

    The box office tally for June 2004 is 37% higher than the same period in 2001.

    1. Re:For those that didn't read the article by PugMajere · · Score: 4, Insightful

      So, apparently rampant movie downloading helps theater ticket sales.

      Good to know.

    2. Re:For those that didn't read the article by sTalking_Goat · · Score: 1
      The box office tally for June 2004 is 37% higher than the same period in 2001.

      Confronted with this stat. the MPAA cronies would probably claim that if not for "piracy" it would be 50% higher...

      and we're supposed to cry for their loss. I saw Dodgeball this weekend at my cousins den of piracy. Utter Rubbish. Makes me glad I didn't spend $10.

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    3. Re:For those that didn't read the article by Short+Circuit · · Score: 1

      Naw...It can't be. Just wait; they'll point out all the people caught with camcorders. After all, if there are fewer versions of Harry Potter 3 available, I guess you'll have to go see it in theaters.

    4. Re:For those that didn't read the article by Politicus · · Score: 1
      Yeah, but executive expectations were for sales to be 62% higher. And the 37% figure doesn't even account for inflation.

      Now you see how dismal the picture really is, don't you?

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    5. Re:For those that didn't read the article by RichMan · · Score: 1

      These are the same executives that pay Millions of dollars to produce Gili and White Chicks so I have Zero Faith in any of the products of the brain cells to begin with.

    6. Re:For those that didn't read the article by jasonbw · · Score: 1

      to be fair, does anyone know how much ticket prices have gone up in the same time? personally, i think this 'movie x made y million in its opening week' is kinda pointless, i'd rather see a tickets sold statistic.

    7. Re:For those that didn't read the article by swillden · · Score: 5, Funny

      The box office tally for June 2004 is 37% higher than the same period in 2001.

      Valenti's Response: Well, that would be good if we hadn't had 15% annual inflation over the last three years! We've lost money!

      (An aide quickly whispers in his ear)

      Valenti: Oh, uh, sorry, I've just been informed that the price of cocaine isn't a good measure of the economy as a whole. We'll get back to you on why only 37% growth isn't nearly enough to feed all of the starving actors and directors. But it's not, and it's all because of those stinking pirates.

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    8. Re:For those that didn't read the article by eofpi · · Score: 1

      ...or people would forego the theater viewing entirely and wait for the dvdrip (or netflix/blockbuster/etc. to get it in).

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    9. Re:For those that didn't read the article by Jeff+DeMaagd · · Score: 1

      I ditto the fairness. When you increase the price of something beyond inflation, I think you'd have to expect at least some reduction of ticket sales anyway. Some people might be staying home just for the price, and not pirating, so it's difficult to separate that out with an information overload.

      Adjusting income relative to inflation seems to be the most fair. I am pretty sure that 37% over the last three years is still quite a bit higher than inflation over the same period.

    10. Re:For those that didn't read the article by e40 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I just saw Spider Man 2 the other day. $10. Wow. That's the first time I paid that much (SF Bay Area). That's about $2 more than I paid last time (I don't see a lot of movies). Perhaps this is why revenue is up, they're charging more?

    11. Re:For those that didn't read the article by Richard_at_work · · Score: 0, Flamebait
      And nothing else can, can it? I really wish people would stop trying to legitimise copyright infringement everytime the MPAA or the RIAA announces record profits/takings/box office sales. If you dont want to pay the fare, dont partake in the reward, its as simple as that.

      Some points commonly made:
      • Ive watched it once (twice, three times) at the cinema, Im now downloading it because I want to watch it again. What is it that makes people think they have a right to not pay for a viewing of a film when thats the only legal way for the general public to view it? It doesnt matter how many times youve paid to see it so far, the offer is still "pay and see", not "pay and see, and see, and see, and see." THAT offer comes out when its on DVD.
      • I want to see if its any good before I spend money IF you go into a resteraunt, do you refuse to pay just because you didnt like what you ordered off the menu? No, and if you did the resteraunt owner would be calling the police! You go someplace else, you dont go back to that resteraunt, you order something else off the menu, or all of the above! Its called 'voting with your feet or money', and that is what you should do with movies, dont view another one by that director/produce/whoever.
      • I cant afford to see it in the cinema/buy the DVD. Auuh diddums. Read a book, they are cheaper and you can get more enjoyment out of them. I cant afford caviar or champagne, but I make do. I cant afford to go to the cinema everytime a new film comes out, so I paid out for a lovefilm subscription (UK version of netflix, theres also webflix and blockbuster doing similiar deals in the UK - 20 a month for 4 or 5 dvds at a time unlimited rentals). I now enjoy a new film pretty much every night when I want to, and I usually get new DVD releases sent to me the day they are out.


      • Theres no way that increased takings announced by the MPAA can legitmise downloading of copyrighted material, sorry but thats the way it is. The only person who can legitimise it is the MPAA or copyright holder themselves, and until that happens Im afraid you are in the cold. Unless you request a major copyright change through the government.
    12. Re:For those that didn't read the article by Nintendork · · Score: 1
      Just a little more than 2 months to go (9/1) until he steps down and retires to Hell.

      -Lucas

    13. Re:For those that didn't read the article by sfjoe · · Score: 4, Insightful


      You don't understand capitalism. There is no such thing as "enough". Whatever profit you make in any given year must be bested the next year or you are a failure.

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    14. Re:For those that didn't read the article by saskboy · · Score: 1

      That isn't the defining point to capitalism, although it is easy to get that impression if you watch the stock market. The point of capitalism is to do something better than everyone else, and make money from it -more than your competitors. It doesn't have to be more than you made last year.

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    15. Re:For those that didn't read the article by TommydCat · · Score: 1
      Theres no way that increased takings announced by the MPAA can legitmise downloading of copyrighted material, sorry but thats the way it is. The only person who can legitimise it is the MPAA or copyright holder themselves, and until that happens Im afraid you are in the cold. Unless you request a major copyright change through the government.

      I sent my request in last year. I'm good to go then, right?

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    16. Re:For those that didn't read the article by twofidyKidd · · Score: 1

      Because $100,000 is hardly enough to live on when your coke habit costs you $85,000 a year (I'm figuring in hookers as part of that total, btw.)

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    17. Re:For those that didn't read the article by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1

      That isn't the defining point to capitalism, although it is easy to get that impression if you watch the stock market. The point of capitalism is to do something better than everyone else, and make money from it -more than your competitors. It doesn't have to be more than you made last year.

      It also doesn't have to be "more than your competitors." The defining point of capitalism is to produce a good or service for sale, and to take in more money than you spend while doing so.

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    18. Re:For those that didn't read the article by Lisana · · Score: 1

      And how much did the price of the ticket at your neighborhood theater go up in the past 3 years? I know ours went up.

    19. Re:For those that didn't read the article by cybpunks3 · · Score: 1

      http://inflationdata.com/inflation/Inflation_Rate/ InflationCalculator.asp

      Inflation is low during recessions like ours.

      According to this website inflation has only been 5.77% in the last three years.

    20. Re:For those that didn't read the article by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1
      IF you go into a resteraunt, do you refuse to pay just because you didnt like what you ordered off the menu?

      Well, yeah, actually, I do refuse. I've done it before and wouldn't hesitate to do it again. And I would just love to hear you tell me that if a restaurant serves me swill I can't stomach I'm somehow obligated to pay for it.

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    21. Re:For those that didn't read the article by bechthros · · Score: 1

      you make some good points (I don't agree, but I can see your point of view). I'm not gonna get into the IP debate here cuz I'm frankly tired of it. The market, black or otherwise, will be the final arbiter of what socially acceptable behavior is (see also: prohibition). Also I think you and I could go back and forth for years on that debate.

      But I think the main thing those of us on "my side" are chafing at is the *trend* of the __AA's to paint downloading as morally equivalent to eating live babies while their profits *keep* setting records, again and again and again. And again!. It's just a *little* disingenuous.

    22. Re:For those that didn't read the article by caluml · · Score: 1
      There is no such thing as "enough". Whatever profit you make in any given year must be bested the next year or you are a failure.

      And doesn't that suck. To my mind, if you make enough money to pay the bills, the staff, buy all the new offices/computers/whatever that you need, and you have 1 left over, then you're OK.
      Dickens said something like: Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure nineteen and six, result happiness. Annual income twenty pounds, annual expenditure twenty pound ought and six, result misery.
      And that makes sense. As long as a company is earning 1 more than it needs to spend to keep the company happy, and profitable, it's OK.

    23. Re:For those that didn't read the article by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      You are obligated to pay for it, but you are also allowed to request your money back and state reasons why. My point was supposed to be that you cant walk into a resteraunt and order something off the menu "to see if you like it before you order it for real", unless the resteraunt allows you to do this, and most do not.

      Im sorry if my origional comment was misleading, I do not expect someone to hunker up money for any old crap, but in this world there is are few "try before you buy" offers like the one people try to pass off with downloading movies and music.

    24. Re:For those that didn't read the article by Fallen_Knight · · Score: 1

      whaa? it was 10.50 canadian for me to see spiderman 2!

      and movie prices just came down around here from 13$

      (vancouver BC)

    25. Re:For those that didn't read the article by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Honest to God, if I hear the word "rampant" just one more time, I am going to kill horses. And I like horses.

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    26. Re:For those that didn't read the article by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Actually, I think it's the other way around. Cocaine seems to be part of a hooker habit. After all, if you don't have hookers around, whose ass are you going to snort coke off of?

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    27. Re:For those that didn't read the article by NemesisEnforcer · · Score: 1

      Watching a movie in a theater is an experience for me. I don't have state of the art DTS THX DMX 5.1 surround sound at home, and a movie screen far outdoes a TV in my opinion.

      I'd say the same thing applies to the record industry too. Sure I can download all those MP3s, but it'll never compare to a concert. I'll always pay for those, because I can't reproduce them.

      Maybe the value of a product drops when we can create perfect replicas at home, but there will be a source of money as long as there is something we can't replicate.

    28. Re:For those that didn't read the article by ChiefPilot · · Score: 1

      You don't understand capitalism. There is no such thing as "enough".

      As opposed to, say, Romainia or East Germany under Stalinism where the top lived like... um... Czars and everyone else lived like peasents. The problem you mention is not limited to Capitalism, let alone the last 250 years.

    29. Re:For those that didn't read the article by Richard_at_work · · Score: 1

      True, but point me to a business which doesnt do the same? "oh no, our world is crumbling because we lost 1p profit last year!! sound the bells, run out the mainsail!!" :)

      I agree that sometimes some of the sentances passed or fines demanded are a little high for what essentially amounts to eating leftovers out of a restaraunts garbage can (thats how low I view the quality of most downloads :) ).

    30. Re:For those that didn't read the article by bechthros · · Score: 1

      True, most companies (large ones anyway) tend to place a little more importance on their affairs than they might deserve. But very very few go the drastic and draconian lengths that the __AA organizations do. The company I work for might, at times, have been guilty of taking itself a little bit too seriously, but we don't engage in massive, nationwide propaganda wars (as opposed to ad campaigns, fine line I know) directed at actively destroying our competition. We hype the good points of our products versus our competitors, we aren't afraid of honest, capitalistic competition - and we're making money hand over fist.

      Imagine if, instead of just saying they made better burgers, McDonald's made commercials saying that Burger King was immoral, that eating burgers from BK was a high crime punishable by years in the slammer, that if you ate from Burger King you are the scum of the earth and are taking food from the BK exec's mouths, and that McDonalds is actively searching for any eaters of BK food to turn in to the government. (Or, if you don't feel like taxing your imagination to that extent, just read the book)

      All Burger King is to McDonald's is competition. And that's all online music distribution is to the record companies - competition. Somebody else here once said it best - "they are a cartel seeking to defend their monopoly on distribution". As an artist myself, I'd prefer a system that compensates the artist to one that doesn't, but I also prefer the system of download-for-free-and-the-artist-doesn't-get-paid to the system of pay-18.99-for-a-cd-and-the-artists-STILL-don't-get -paid.

    31. Re:For those that didn't read the article by lonesome+phreak · · Score: 1

      Something your missing is that you are taking food away from the resturaunt. Something physical is leaving the store because your being an asshat. However, copying an electronic file does not deprive the original owner of their original product in anwyay. You know that a CD doesn't disappear somewhere because someone ripped on in China.

      So...your analogy is false. So is part of your arguement. When you record a CAM, your not stealing electricity or popcorn from the theator. Your taking photons and recording sound waves. Or, just making a copy off a DVD, especially a pre-screener.

      Furthermore, how much of your payment is going back to the RIAA? How much goes to the artist? Perhaps you would be better off ordering a t-shirt, as they usually get more profit off thoses.

      I'll stop here in my rant.

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    32. Re:For those that didn't read the article by sfjoe · · Score: 1



      Absolutely right. Kinda makes it hard to make an argument for the superiority of one over the other, doesn't it?

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    33. Re:For those that didn't read the article by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the point of capitalism is to own the means of production, so that you can exploit workers and make a profit on their labors. That way, you can acquire more capital to leverage against the workers.

      You're probably thinking of the free market, which is a bit different.

    34. Re:For those that didn't read the article by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're not obligated unless you're being obviously abusive by doing it repeatedly or eating a lot of the dish before complaining. If the restaurant serves crap and you take one bite and tell them you won't pay, they're not going to call the police and they can't charge you with anything. They can make false threats, break the law, apologize and bring a new dish, or take the usual response and throw you out of the restaurant while swearing at you.

      If you refuse to leave, they can call the cops because you're tresspassing. If you create enough of a disturbance they can go for assault or disturbing the peace or some crap. But if you simply walk out without paying and without eating the food, there's not a lot they can do besides ban you from the restaurant. Unless of course the authorities do something illegal. We've all seen tapes of police beating innocent people on tv, so in theory the cops could beat you for not paying, but they have no legal right to do so, and you can sue them after they arrest you and beat you for not paying. Then you can write a book and go on tv, and become a celebrity.

    35. Re:For those that didn't read the article by WNight · · Score: 1

      I completely agree. If you aren't willing to let your work go into the public domain you better not benefit in any way from the public domain yourself.

      If you lobby to extend copyrights you'd better not raid recently out-of-copyright stories like Disney does.

      If you try to enact what are obviously intended to become perpetual copyrights you'd better not try to borrow any old plots from Shakespeare.

      If you don't intend to let people base their future works on yours, or sample/quote/etc your works, perhaps you should try to educate yourself without reading anything in, or derived/helped by anything in the public domain.

      I completely agree. This corporate disrespect for the public domain has got to end. If they aren't willing to contribute they shouldn't use it. More specifically, they shouldn't benefit from my tax dollars enforcing their monopolies if I don't get the benefit of an increased public domain.

      Damn right man, down with the thieving corps.

    36. Re:For those that didn't read the article by Starsmore · · Score: 1

      Rampant. Yes. I went there.

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    37. Re:For those that didn't read the article by saskboy · · Score: 1

      :-)
      It sounds like we all have our definitions, but I'm sure we can all agree that Capitalism isn't the best economic system there ever will be. At least I hope we can all agree on that, and work to make something better that works for more people at the same time.
      IANAEconomist

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    38. Re:For those that didn't read the article by Shajenko42 · · Score: 1

      A mixed economy seems to be best for everybody, and works best. Every modern economy has one. The ones that are libertarian in nature are pretty much hell-holes.

  5. Oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Oh, they must be in so much pain.

  6. I'm really curious... by Scottarius · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ...where they get these "statistics" from. I mean do they know for a fact how many movies were downloaded? And do they know for a fact that for every movie downloaded means they lost money for that? I'm sure some people download movies they wouldn't have spent money on anyway.

    I downloaded The Return of the King before it came out on DVD. But I also saw the movie in the theater opening day and three other times after that, plus bought the DVD the day it came out, plus I will buy the Extended Edition DVD the day it comes out as well. But I bet their statistics say they lost money from me downloading it when in fact they have gotten more money from me than the average-joe movie goer who doesn't even know how to click a mouse.

    It's just a bunch of bullshit to make the uninformed brainwashed public that laughs at every idiotic joke in their movies believe this is all worse than it really is. The MPAA just needs to jump on the boat like the RIAA finally did and offer a good service for a decent price over the internet. Ever since Rhapsody came out I've stopped downloading mp3's and haven't even listened to the 10 gigs of them sitting on my hard drive.

    But I guess leeching more money from hard working individuals is a better alternative than actually finding a solution to the problem.

    1. Re:I'm really curious... by malefic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I downloaded The Return of the King before it came out on DVD. But I also saw the movie in the theater opening day and three other times after that

      See, if you hadn't downloaded it you would have gone to see the movie 5 times instead of only 4!! You owe them $8.50!!

    2. Re:I'm really curious... by swillden · · Score: 1

      ...where they get these "statistics" from.

      Where do they get the box office "statistics" from? Well, I imagine they're reported by all of the box offices.

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    3. Re:I'm really curious... by DrFrob · · Score: 1
      the uninformed brainwashed public that laughs at every idiotic joke

      Ahhh, now I remember what it was like being 14....

    4. Re:I'm really curious... by Scottarius · · Score: 1

      well I was referring to how much money they lost, not how much money they made.

    5. Re:I'm really curious... by swb · · Score: 1

      ..and $15 for all the snacks you snuck into the movie. When are we going to get a law about that?

    6. Re:I'm really curious... by needacoolnickname · · Score: 1

      See, if you hadn't downloaded it you would have gone to see the movie 5 times instead of only 4!! You owe them $8.50!!

      Where do you get to see a movie for $8.50?

    7. Re:I'm really curious... by Scottarius · · Score: 1

      well I only pay $7.00 to see movies where I live.

    8. Re:I'm really curious... by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      I downloaded The Return of the King before it came out on DVD. But I also saw the movie in the theater opening day and three other times after that, plus bought the DVD the day it came out, plus I will buy the Extended Edition DVD the day it comes out as well. But I bet their statistics say they lost money from me downloading it when in fact they have gotten more money from me than the average-joe movie goer who doesn't even know how to click a mouse.

      sucker.

      can't you hold off for a couple months? talk about instant gratification problems. like the other 2, i saw it once in the theatre, and have/will buy the extended DVD. why line their pockets with 4 times as much money?

    9. Re:I'm really curious... by DarkMantle · · Score: 1

      I did the same thing with all 3 Lord of the Rings, altho what I USUALLY do is download a movie/game/cd/program and try it out... not some limited demo version but the full thing. If i like it then the producers/actors/programmers/artists get my money. If i don't like it.... i delete it.

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    10. Re:I'm really curious... by Pieroxy · · Score: 1

      $8.50 ??? Where I live it's more $10!

      On a more serious note, I think you are right and the fact that he downloaded the movie is probably a potential loss for the studios...

      Now don't get me wrong, I'm not saying they deserve it...

    11. Re:I'm really curious... by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      I will wait till they put a decent version of the DVD out. All the versions thus far have been letterbox and not anamorphic widescreen.

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    12. Re:I'm really curious... by Scottarius · · Score: 1

      I don't do this with every movie. If I feel like an amazing movie is deserving of me seeing it more than once in the theater what's it to you?

    13. Re:I'm really curious... by happyfrogcow · · Score: 1

      actually, the seeing it a few times in the theater is atleast justifiable to some degree if you can afford it. What you do with your money is your perogative... mostly.

      what I don't understand is buying the regular DVD when you know you will be buying the extended edition later on.

    14. Re:I'm really curious... by Scottarius · · Score: 1

      what I don't understand is buying the regular DVD when you know you will be buying the extended edition later on.

      Because the special features are different, plus I like to have a copy of the theatrical version in addition to the extended cut.

    15. Re:I'm really curious... by swillden · · Score: 1

      Money they lost? Which article were you referring to? The one I read was all about how much they made.

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    16. Re:I'm really curious... by Scottarius · · Score: 1

      I guess I'm refferring to the one in my head that conjured by all the sarcasm in the post.

    17. Re:I'm really curious... by BiggerIsBetter · · Score: 1

      it's probably projections - reality = pirate losses.

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    18. Re:I'm really curious... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Yes, the Box Offices are capable of telling the MPAA how many movies were downloaded in a one month period. Next, they'll be offering weather prediction services...

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    19. Re:I'm really curious... by Bombcar · · Score: 1

      $3 early bird (before 4PM), $5 afterwards.

      Very nice.

      Santa Paula 7. Not very good sound equipment. Saw Spiderman 2 there.

    20. Re:I'm really curious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As am I. Out of their anal orifices, I suspect.

      If I hadn't been able to download episodes of Jeremiah, I wouldn't have bought the DVDs, because I would not have known whether it was any good. Ditto Farscape.

      I'm quite sure I'm not the only one who can say this.

    21. Re:I'm really curious... by swillden · · Score: 1

      Good answer :-)

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    22. Re:I'm really curious... by modme2 · · Score: 0

      RIAA finally did and offer a good service for a decent price over the internet

      where?

      itunes? $10.00 for an album of 10 songs, lossy 128kbit encoding? you call that a decent price??

    23. Re:I'm really curious... by Scottarius · · Score: 1

      I think itunes and napster are crap.

      As I stated in my original post. I use Rhapsody.

      $9.99/month for unlimited streaming music. $0.79/track to burn.

      Sound quality is much better than itunes or napster.

      Granted if you want to buy an album it's best to just buy the real thing, but I listen to most of my music on my computer or in my house (where my computer is connected to the stereo) so it's not important for me to have a physical copy of the song. I rarely have streaming issues so for me it's worth every penny of the monthly fee.

    24. Re:I'm really curious... by danila · · Score: 1

      I downloaded The Return of the King before it came out on DVD. But I also saw the movie in the theater opening day and three other times after that, plus bought the DVD the day it came out, plus I will buy the Extended Edition DVD the day it comes out as well.
      A different story here. I downloaded the RotK cam version, realised what a dreadful pile of dreck it was and will absolutely refuse paying anything to its creators. I saw it in the cinema once, but only because a friend begged me to do it and got us free press passes. :)

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    25. Re:I'm really curious... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And If I hadn't been able to dowload episodes of Buffy, I would never have been able to convince my wife we need the whole set... OTOH, There is No way I'm paying $120 a season for Voyager... WHY are star trek dvds so expensive???

  7. OMG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    You know what this means? The terrorists haven't won. Yay!

  8. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    Wait, does this mean you thought Dodgeball was good?!?

  9. It makes me want to ask... by Torinaga-Sama · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...how do they sleep at night?

    The answer however is to easy to come up with.

    Very comfortably, on a big pile of money.

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    1. Re:It makes me want to ask... by chimericalburst · · Score: 0

      "with many pretty ladies" -Reineer Wolfcastle on the Simpsons

    2. Re:It makes me want to ask... by farzadb82 · · Score: 2, Funny
      ...how do they sleep at night?

      They have clocks that make ocean noises. Its quite relaxing actually.

    3. Re:It makes me want to ask... by mst76 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      > Very comfortably, on a big pile of money.

      I've tried this once. It was not quite as comfortable as you imagine.

    4. Re:It makes me want to ask... by Torinaga-Sama · · Score: 1

      Were you wrapped in a blanket of smug self-indulgence?

      I hear that makes all the difference.

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    5. Re:It makes me want to ask... by duffel · · Score: 1
      I've tried this once. It was not quite as comfortable as you imagine.
      You need to launder the money. Makes the notes soft.
    6. Re:It makes me want to ask... by dicepackage · · Score: 2, Funny

      I tried the same thing but I could only afford to do it in pennies.

    7. Re:It makes me want to ask... by tipsymonkey · · Score: 1

      don't you mean:

      On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies -Mcbain

    8. Re:It makes me want to ask... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Beat me to it, good work.

  10. Let me get this straight... by eberry · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you release movies that people WANT to see (Harry Potter, Spiderman, Shrek); than people will pay to see a movie? No F***ING WAY! What a concept.

    Someone should report this new marking strategy of producing a quality product to the RIAA; maybe they can learn something.

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    1. Re:Let me get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you release movies that people WANT to see (Harry Potter, Spiderman, Shrek); than people will pay to see a movie?"

      Ahh, so people are only stealing..er..downloading the movies that they don't want to see? Wait, that makes no sense...

    2. Re:Let me get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny
      That's a very interesting point of view but ultimately it will never fly. You should ALL be going to the cinema twice weekly, see every blockbuster 3 times and buy several copies of every DVD. Movie executives have a god given right to your cash and don't you forget it!

      --Jack
      http://www.mpaa.org/jack/

    3. Re:Let me get this straight... by Ubergrendle · · Score: 1

      Did you notice that the 3 movies you reference are all sequels? All mass-market driven genre flicks that re-use the same thematic and plot devices over...and over...and over.

      No offense, but I think the quality of movies has been steadily declining for years. It used to be that crime dramas staring hip-hop rap stars would be the straight-to-video releases... but lately quality films like the sequel to The Talented Mr Ripley, Ripley's Game are not even getting a theatrical release, since they won't make $20 million in the first weekend.

      Face it -- the movie industry is now driven by big-bang first weekend releases targeted at teenagers who lack critical judgment. No one ever went poor marketing to teenagers directly.

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    4. Re:Let me get this straight... by GreyPoopon · · Score: 1
      All mass-market driven genre flicks that re-use the same thematic and plot devices over...and over...and over.

      You REALLY need to see Spiderman 2. I think you'll be pleasantly surprised at how good a movie that reuses thematic and plot devices can actually be.

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    5. Re:Let me get this straight... by bechthros · · Score: 1

      >>If you release movies that people WANT to see
      >>(Harry Potter, Spiderman, Shrek); than people
      >>will pay to see a movie?"

      >Ahh, so people are only
      >stealing..er..downloading the movies that they
      >don't want to see? Wait, that makes no sense..."

      How convenient that you've already limited anybody considering this question to two simple options: agree with you, or agree with you in a different way. And here I was with all these ideas about nuances and shades of grey, and how many problems might have a great number of solutions.... but no, thankfully you came along to remind everybody that there's only your two possibilities. Thanks.

      How bout this one, Einstein: people download *indiscriminately*. They download *whatever they can*. Quality becomes a concern only after they've seen the downloaded version, when they're deciding whether it's worth $15 to see in the theatre.

      Or you could just go on locking yourself into a on/off, zero/one, black/white world, where you don't have to consider, reflect or think about anything.

  11. Sounds painful by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 3, Funny

    Boy, it must really hurt to have that much money coming out of their a$$holes!

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    1. Re:Sounds painful by obirt · · Score: 1

      They have to pay the lobbyists with something

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  12. Grammar Nazism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    "literally being metaphorically syphoned"

    What the heck does that even mean???

    1. Re:Grammar Nazism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      "literally being metaphorically syphoned"
      What the heck does that even mean???

      It's sort of like when you're positive that something is possibly right.

    2. Re:Grammar Nazism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      What the heck does that even mean???

      Never question Bruce Dickenson!

    3. Re:Grammar Nazism... by James+Turpin · · Score: 2, Informative

      It's deliberate double-speak to emphasize the sarcasm in the rest of the article. I like it.

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    4. Re:Grammar Nazism... by switcha · · Score: 1

      I'd be doing myself and this thread a disservice if I didn't moderate the hell outta this post!

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    5. Re:Grammar Nazism... by nagora · · Score: 1
      It's deliberate double-speak to emphasize the sarcasm in the rest of the article. I like it.

      Well, thanks. It's nice to know someone got the gag...

      TWW

      --
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    6. Re:Grammar Nazism... by sonicattack · · Score: 1

      It's the opposite of figuratively being literally syphoned.

      D'oh.

    7. Re:Grammar Nazism... by hunterx11 · · Score: 1

      I demand that I may or may not be Vroomfondel!

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    8. Re:Grammar Nazism... by asr_man · · Score: 1

      It means you're reading a slashdot article. Geek authors are fond of literally being metaphorically expressive.

    9. Re:Grammar Nazism... by wfberg · · Score: 5, Funny

      The article writer was almost exactly paraphrasing verbatim.

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    10. Re:Grammar Nazism... by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

      Oddly enough, it's the correct usage of literally... while you can literally metaphorically syphon money, you can't literally syphon money...

      ...although it would be best to just say that the money was siphoned into their pockets.

    11. Re:Grammar Nazism... by dloflin · · Score: 1

      I believe "syphoned" is shorthand for calling someone with SkYpe.

      I guess they're transferring ticket revenues via Skype on a PDA in the studio exec's pockets.

    12. Re:Grammar Nazism... by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      I don't have the slightest idea. I was just going with the flow on that one.

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    13. Re:Grammar Nazism... by Afty0r · · Score: 1
      The article writer was almost exactly paraphrasing verbatim.
      Who the hell is Verbatim?
    14. Re:Grammar Nazism... by Saeger · · Score: 2, Funny
      The article writer was almost exactly paraphrasing verbatim.

      Who the hell is Verbatim?

      Apparently Verbatim makes CDs, DVDs and other storage devices. I find their writing fascinating and I just subscribed to their newsletter.

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    15. Re:Grammar Nazism... by BarryJacobsen · · Score: 1

      I'd be doing myself and this thread a disservice if I didn't moderate the hell outta this post!

      And how exactly do you go about that if you posted in this discussion?

    16. Re:Grammar Nazism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Colorless green ideas sleep furiously."

      "What's the difference between a duck?"

      "If the the woman piaba and the man piaba
      and the tan tak call back a lemon grass..."

    17. Re:Grammar Nazism... by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      The Goshtak distims the Doshes.

      --
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    18. Re:Grammar Nazism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, what the hell?? That has to be the worst abusal of English I've ever come across on Slashdot.

    19. Re:Grammar Nazism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Indeed. Literally is not a superlative.

    20. Re:Grammar Nazism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, thanks. It's nice to know someone got the gag...

      Why did no one get this "gag"? Because it was poorly thought out and poorly executed. An alarming number of idiots use "literally" as an empty word to convey emphasis. And Slashdot certainly has its fair share of idiots. I've found that sarcasm is about as far as idiots can aspire. Dumb people try to hide behind sarcasm. Now, I don't have anything against sarcasm... when it works. When it's done intelligently. Next time think it through a little, yes?

    21. Re:Grammar Nazism... by nagora · · Score: 1
      An alarming number of idiots use "literally" as an empty word to convey emphasis.

      Well, duh! That was sort of the point...

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    22. Re:Grammar Nazism... by switcha · · Score: 1
      Barry, Barry, Barry....

      Somewhere on line, you should be able to find a download of the SNL skit with Will Ferrall about the Blue Oyster Cult. "I gotta have more cowbell."

      That was the basis of the jokes here.

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    23. Re:Grammar Nazism... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And why should we assume that you're not one of those idiots?

    24. Re:Grammar Nazism... by nagora · · Score: 1
      And why should we assume that you're not one of those idiots?

      Assume what you like, guv'.

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  13. Following their usual logic... by GillBates0 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    based on the sample space of 1 month, we can infer that "illegal downloads" by pirrates are actually increasing their profit margin.

    I suggest *AA start paying pirates for downloads for the excellent job they're doing.

    Arrr

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    1. Re:Following their usual logic... by Lord_Dweomer · · Score: 1
      'I suggest *AA start paying pirates for downloads for the excellent job they're doing."

      While I'm sure that will never happen, what I'm quite sure they already do is pay people to in some way make certain movies appear to be more popular on P2P, the charts, etc.

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  14. But what's the possible amount? by Sean80 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I don't think it's fair to judge the MPAA based on what they took in. Say, what if they should've earned $10 billion, but only took in $1 billion. Would that be fair? I don't really think so.

    No matter how much they make, no matter how bad people think the movies are, it still doesn't give one the right to steal another's intellectual property. Yes, it's all been said before, and yes, the MPAA must accept that illegal activity is part and parcel of running a business, but they're more than welcome to do whatever they need to to enforce the laws of the land. Got a problem with the law? Think movies should be free if they score less than 30% on RottenTomaotes.com? Well, bug your local representative.

    At the end of the day, I think the posting is flamebait. Judge this industry by how much they lose, and the actions they take to reduce that loss, not by how much they make.

    1. Re:But what's the possible amount? by SnakeStu · · Score: 1

      Judge this industry by how much they lose, and the actions they take to reduce that loss, not by how much they make.

      How about judging them on something other than their profit margin, like ethics, respect for rights, etc.?

    2. Re:But what's the possible amount? by mopslik · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Say, what if they should've earned $10 billion, but only took in $1 billion.

      A potential sale is not an actual sale, and cannot be accounted for as such.

      It's often argued that those who DL movies would never have purchased tickets in the first place. Whether that's the case or not is up to you to decide.

    3. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Kenja · · Score: 1
      "How about judging them on something other than their profit margin, like ethics, respect for rights, etc.?"

      Fine, but nothing they can do makes copywrite infringements moral. If you dont like them, boycot their product. That means that you dont get to see the movie.

      --

      "Have you ever thought about just turning off the TV, sitting down with your kids, and hitting them?"
    4. Re:But what's the possible amount? by vhold · · Score: 1

      However, it is valid to consider how much money they are making when you're thinking of passing new laws that restrict technology simply on the basis that it could be used for piracy but has other legitimate uses.

    5. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What will everyone do now that I STOLEN Sony's product (Spiderman) and Sony DOESN'T HAVE IT anymore. Nobody will get to watch it! oh no!

      oh wait, it's not 'stealing' their intellectual property, it's infringing on it. BIG difference.

    6. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You sir, are a Nipple Lump.

      Go download the book Free Culture. It explains the evil very well. You may even change your mind.

    7. Re:But what's the possible amount? by dillon_rinker · · Score: 4, Insightful

      No matter how badly badly unlawful copying hurts their proficts, it doesn't give them the right to bribe Congress into unconstitutional extensions of copyright. They aren't interested in enforcing the law of the land. Indeed, they are willing to diminish the rule of law (passing unconstitutional laws) and increase contempt for the law (passing laws the majority WILL disobey)long as it increases their profits.

      Yes, copying contrary to the law is wrong. Somehow, I can't get too worked up about it.

    8. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      .Fine, but nothing they can do makes copywrite infringements moral.


      First of all, it's "copyright". Second, morality is relative -- if a person doesn't believe the system of copyright is the right way to do things and that there is no such thing as intellectual property, then it certainly wouldn't go against their moral code to infringe on copyrights.
    9. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      A potential terrorist is not an actual terrorist but is still counted as such.

      Welcome to 1984.

    10. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      it still doesn't give one the right to steal another's intellectual property.

      BOLLOCKS!

      Copyright is not property, copyright infringement is not theft and anybody who uses the phrase "Intellectual property" when they clearly mean "copyright" is an idiot!

    11. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, we the people DO have the right to all intellectual property; its in the constitution.

      Congress was granted the right to give a limited monopoly to creatives on their produce in order to encourage them in their work.

      It is an abuse of the concept to grant those rights to companies that produce *nothing* (record/movie companies merely distribute recordings).

      Copyright imposes obligations as well as rights to the holder; one would be to comply to fair-use. Another would be to distribute it for the public good. If you engage in unfair practices such as DRM, or burying something, you should have to forgo any rights under copyright; you can't just pick and choose which parts you want to honor.

    12. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      A potential sale is not an actual sale, and cannot be accounted for as such.

      I originally read that as 'A potential sale is not an actual sale, and cannot pay for lunch', and it still made sense.

      --
      "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
    13. Re:But what's the possible amount? by dthree · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Insightful? You gotta be kidding me. The problem isn't that WE have a problem with the law, its that THEY bitch and moan that they are losing money and therefore need draconian copyright restriction expansions. The posting is flamebait? Not when the MPAA are big fat liars.

      I will judge the industry by how much it makes, because they can't cry poverty if the revenues just keep goin up!

      --
      "I forgot my mantra."
    14. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Kenja · · Score: 1
      "First of all, it's "copyright"."

      This is true. My bad.

      "Second, morality is relative -- if a person doesn't believe the system of copyright is the right way to do things and that there is no such thing as intellectual property, then it certainly wouldn't go against their moral code to infringe on copyrights."

      True, morality is relative. If you think that taking someones work without their consent is OK then I have to disagree with your standard of morals. In addition, if you think there is no such thing as intellectual property I would have to ask what you do for a living. If you dont work in finished goods (ie, somthing that you can hold or touch) then why are you getting paid? By your own value system you dont produce anything. So then everyone NOT working in a construction/assembly style job should starve to death in the streets since they should have no money because they dont produce anything tangible and only phisical property is worth money. Sorry, but as a software engineer I have to disagree with that. What I do is worth somthing, regardless of what you think.

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    15. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Raindance · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The point is not that we're just "judg[ing] the MPAA based on what they took in."

      The point is that we're judging what the MPAA has showcased as the fundamental argument against filesharing- that filesharing cripples it's ability to do business.

      This is evidence that this central argument and all the rhetoric that surrounds it is *false*. The MPAA has a right to conduct business, but not to whine to moviegoers (through their pre-movie advertisements from the 'working stiffs') and lawgoers over something that *isn't happening*, just to change (some would say, not without reason, pervert) the laws governing copyright and enforcement.

      Sure, there might be reasons that said changes make sense. But if the biggest reason showcased for making these changes is *false* perhaps we should hold off making them (and look at repealing what's been done so far).

      RD

    16. Re:But what's the possible amount? by SnakeStu · · Score: 1

      ...nothing they can do makes copywrite infringements moral...

      Did I state anything to the contrary? By the tone of your message I will guess that you're assuming I've viewed pirated movies -- and in that assumption you would be wrong.

    17. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> Fine, but nothing they can do makes copywrite infringements moral.

      Moral?

      Legal or illegal is decided by what laws the government chooses to pass. But don't confuse legality with morality. There are lots of things that are immoral that are legal, and plenty that is moral and illegal. The law is (relatively) easily determined; it is written down. But people can and do come to different conclusions on what is or is not moral behavior.

      So, I suppose there is nothing the movie studios can do to make copyright infringement moral. But they cannot make someone believe it is immoral either.

    18. Re:But what's the possible amount? by BumBiscuit · · Score: 1
      At the end of the day, I think the posting is flamebait. Judge this industry by how much they lose, and the actions they take to reduce that loss, not by how much they make.
      That's the whole point. There's no accurate way to gauge exactly how much the industry lost as a direct result of illegal downloads. The fact that box office take is up 37% over the last three years is compelling evidence to the contrary.
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    19. Re:But what's the possible amount? by pilgrim23 · · Score: 1

      I have a simple solution: If the studios.... lets take oh...Sony Pictures for example, wishes to stop downloaders from stealing their intelectual property then they should go directly after the people who sell blank media and...oh wait...Sony sells blank media. Uh well then They should go after the manufacturers of DVDR and CDR technology since that is how..oh wait, Sony makes DVDR and CDRs... uh. uh...

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    20. Re:But what's the possible amount? by belmolis · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's true that the fact that the movie industry is immensely profitable doesn't justify improper copying and downloading, but for me at least that isn't the point. The point is that the MPAA and RIAA and their ilk are asking for extraordinary measures on the grounds that without them their industries are in trouble. They want to eliminate fair use, eliminate time-shifting, outlaw technology could be used to infringe their copyrights, and make it impossible for anyone outside of a small number of companies to create software and hardware. They also want to bypass important legal procedures and protections of privacy, such as the need to get a court to issue a subpoena.

      These are extraordinary demands, which should be met, if at all, only for a very good reason. The argument that they make is that without these measures they will be unable to stay in business or at least unable to produce the same quality and quantity of material. The fact that they are actually making money hand over fist shows that this argument is false. Even if they are losing a lot of sales due to illegal copying, the industry isn't in danger and there is no justification for meeting their demands. They're crying wolf.

      The privileges given to an industry always have to belanced against the public good. Consider the parallel case of old-fashioned printed books. Publishers no doubt lose sales because people can obtain books from libraries and read them there or borrow them. In spite of this, we wouldn't, I hope, give in to a demand by the publishing industry that libraries be outlawed so that they can maximize their profits. The public good of having libraries outweighs the desire of publishers to be more profitable. Now, if it were the case that publishers couldn't stay in business without some additional revenue, we might change our position. We might, for example, agree to a system that paid publishers each time a library patron checked out a book or even (here's a use for RFID, I guess) every time a patrol used a book in the library. But in the absence of an economic crisis for the publishing industry we probably wouldn't do this. Our attitude is that publishers make a reasonable amount of money the way things are and that it is just tough that libraries cut into their potential income.

      So what the profits for the movie industry tell me is that nothing needs to be changed. They're welcome to enforce their copyrights by existing means. If they can track which Academy members leak films and go after them, fine by me. But since they're making a reasonable profit, there's no reason to give in to their extraordinary demands. It ain't broke, so we don't need to fix it.

    21. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Spl0it · · Score: 1

      I don't think stealing is right. I also don't agree with paying $10 for a movie to find out it sucks ass and actually wasted my time as opposed to entertained me. I've been to the theaters at least 10 times this last year, and rented over 50 movies. I've downloaded about 15 movies, some I've already seen in theaters and rented, and some I wouldn't pay to see anyways. As far as I'm concerned downloading a movie your not going to go pay to watch anyways isn't hurting them one bit, and if I actually like it, me and some friends will rent it sometime were out and about. Having movies available for download doesn't reap all the profits, I personally think it increases sales. Just like music sales were up, but shipments were down. Anyone can twist numbers anyway they want, and thats exactly what this is. If downloading a movie is so wrong, perhaps they would be happier if I didn't spend...

      aprox $550 on movie entertainment last year.

      Note: that's going on the assumption I rented about 50 movies, which I clearly rented more and assuming I only saw 10 and paid for my gf, which we probably also saw more.

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    22. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Who+Man · · Score: 1

      "Should" have earned $10 billion? Exactly where can I get an official stamp that says I "should" get some amount of money? As far as I'm aware, the universe doesn't grant anyone the right to make a certain amount of money. And as far as I'm aware, neither does our constitution. It does grant you the right to try and make money off of your ideas. And copyright and patent laws do to some degree restrict others from making money off of your ideas. But the only thing keeping me from copying a DVD is the DMCA. It's not even illegal to copy a movie for a friend--it's just illegal for me to circumvent the worthless bit of encryption on the DVD. For that, I can go to jail for 5 years. And no, I'm not saying this to justify my copying of DVDs. I've never even copied a single DVD. I just think it's stupid that someone can conceivably be put in jail for 5 years and/or be fined $500,000 for copying some ones and zeroes. And I think it's absolutely insane that the MPAA was able to buy our Senators and Representatives and write their own laws in order to try and control the flow of money in their direction.

    23. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Cecil · · Score: 4, Insightful

      If you dont work in finished goods (ie, somthing that you can hold or touch) then why are you getting paid? By your own value system you dont produce anything.

      Many people, perhaps even most people, actually make a living performing services. Perhaps you should consider that what you're doing should be a service, not a product.

      Intellectual property used to be a very very tiny segment of the economy, comprised mostly of authors. Even musicians used to provide a service, not a product.

      Nowadays, there's intellectual property. So no longer do you have to perform services, you just have to perform the service once, record it, and voila! Free money forever! It comes as no surprise to me that this oppressive legal concept is starting to chafe on consumers and the economy.

      It's not sustainable. There was a world for you before intellectual property, and there will be a world for you afterwards.

    24. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I have an infant, and a broadband connection, and no family in the area to babysit.. I know I wouldn't have purchased tickets for a theatrical showing, but I might have been willing to pay for the ability to watch them at home...

    25. Re:But what's the possible amount? by DoctorDeath · · Score: 1

      What they feel they should have taken in versus what they did is irrelevant. We lost 9 billion dollars... no you made 1 billion dollars, just because you wanted to make more doesn't mean you would have. It is the same for every corporation, they set a projected profit and if they don't reach it, they say they lost money. Never mind that they put 1 billion dollars in the bank free and clear.

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    26. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      unconstitutional extensions of copyright

      Where exactly in the constitution does it set a limit for copyrights...oh wait...no where...

    27. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Second, morality is relative

      Since when? That's just opinion stated as fact.

    28. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the persons giving up the right to copy (the public) a work will not live to see that work come into the public domain, the term of that government granted monopoly is effectively infinite from the point of view of those making the compromise. The current copyright extensions are effectively limitless. QED.

    29. Re:But what's the possible amount? by dillon_rinker · · Score: 1
      Article I, Section 8.

      "The Congress shall have power...To promote the progress of science and useful arts, by securing for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to their respective writings and discoveries; "

      This clause is what permits copyright in the US. Note the phrase "for limited times." Passing a new copyright extension bill each time the first Mickey Mouse cartoon is about to pass into public domain effectively makes copyright last indefinitely. This is clearly unconstitutional. It will probably be another 20 years or so and will take another copyright extension before the Supreme Court responds.
    30. Re:But what's the possible amount? by iabervon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Movies are free if you don't see them. If a movie is bad enough that I wouldn't pay to see it, I'd walk out even if it were free. Actually, having paid to see a movie, I'd be more likely to waste a couple of hours on it, just in case it got better.

      The accounting for the movie business, like any other IP-based business, is hard to make any sense of, because it doesn't cost the movie company anything for someone to see the movie. Pricing is based not on per-unit cost, but on what people are willing to pay. Notice that you pay a fixed rate in the theater per person to see a movie once, a fixed rate to rent it and show it to as many people as will fit in your living room as many times as you want for two days, and a fixed rate to buy it and show it to many people many times as long as you keep it; clearly, there's no fixed price for a person seeing a movie. So there's no answer to how much they should have made.

      There really aren't any answers to the economics of producing content. The only things we can judge the movie industry on are the actions they take, the amount we enjoy movies, and the amount we spend on them.

    31. Re:But what's the possible amount? by gl4ss · · Score: 1

      ". Judge this industry by how much they lose, and the actions they take to reduce that loss, not by how much they make."

      juding how much they lose is impossible to to do since it's impossible to measure. only people who profit from inventing those numbers are people selling snakeoil to the companies; this amount of money is the thing that's measurable, but due to their perverted logic it's investment for creating more profits. too bad those 'profits' can't be measured so these companies that are _really_ hurting the industry by sucking in their precies money in exchange for nothing can claim just about anything, emperors new clothes and so on.

      however, it is quite possible to measure that they're doing more money than ever(also, measuring that there just isn't any more money than what they're already sucking in available for them and by that logic they're not really losing anything, since what they would be 'losing' doesn't exist).

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    32. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't think stealing is right.

      So what do you think about copyright infringement?

    33. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saying somethig is "effectively limitless" is nice and all, but...it's not. There are limits, and while the overall effect is infinite, the actual LAW they are passing is not. There is a limit, and there is an expiration date. As there is no law however, that extends this to infinite time, there is no law that is unconstitutional. What this is, is a constitutional loophole, and should be adjusted with an ammendment, but for the time being, the laws stand.

    34. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > > Second, morality is relative

      > Since when? That's just opinion stated as fact.

      Witness the evidence of a few thousand cultures with different morals.

      Some moral concepts are nearly universal, others are narrowly held. You can't possibly be arguing that one culture's morality is 100% right and all the others are wrong? Because that's what absolute morality means.

    35. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I work as a programmer. I get paid because the people I work for NEED the programs I write. Not because I have some crazy "right" to the money.

      If they can get a similar program somewhere else, fine with me. Then I won't have all the trouble, and maybe I can get some interesting things to do instead.

      The difference? First my company needs a program, then I write that program. With the MPAA or RIAA it's the other way around. They make the movie first, and then hope that someone feels a need to watch it. But since it has already been made, it cannot be unmade if noone wants to pay.

    36. Re:But what's the possible amount? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Then wait 4 months for the movie to come out on pay-per-view and DVD. Problem solved. No one says you have to see a movie exactly when it is released.

  15. Translation of the /. Article Summary: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    "Its A-OK to take copies of things we did not pay for! This just further justifies our illegal and immoral actions, in out own minds at least!"

    1. Re:Translation of the /. Article Summary: by jaraxle · · Score: 2, Insightful
      This doesn't justify the illegal action of violating copyright by downloading movies.

      It does discredit the movie industry's claims that they are losing more money than can be imagined due to pirates (Pirates! PIRATES! BOO! PIRATES!!!) downloading these movies. That concept is completely ridiculous, they know it, and we know it.

      ~jaraxle

  16. It also helped... by mdvlspwn99 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    that Spider-Man 2 opened on June 30.

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  17. Re:Wow by Sloppy · · Score: 1, Funny
    Oh, a sarcasm meter. That's a real useful invention.

    *Explosion*

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  18. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Maradine · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing movie studio executives don't get together around the boardroom table and have conversations like, "gentlemen, our fare has been too highly reviewed of late. It's time to make a real stinker. One for the record books. Instant flop."

    Sometimes they swing and miss.

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  19. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can't believe you admitted publicly to downloading Gigli! I would never tarnish the pristine surface of my hard drive platter with that piece of shite ;)

  20. Re:confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Is this sarcasm?

    Are you being sarcastic?

  21. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by DaHat · · Score: 3, Funny

    I did... is that so bad?

  22. I just want to say . . . by JohnFromCanada · · Score: 0, Offtopic
  23. What happened?-Blow-bye by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " Less suckage.
    More money."

    You don't work in the porn industry, do you?

  24. I feel screwed by mboverload · · Score: 0
    I go to the movies and I see a commercial that shows all the people that "lose" money when I pirate movies. Now I can scream "BULLSHIT" with a clear mind.

    I have over 50 movies in queue in Bittorrent (Using ABC) and I now feel alot better about taking them.

    1. Re:I feel screwed by mopslik · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I go to the movies and I see a commercial that shows all the people that "lose" money when I pirate movies.

      I hate those ads -- preaching to the choir. I mean, I'm in the theatre, with a ticket in my hand, and they're telling me to buy tickets and go to the theatre. Nice.

      Plus, I get that wonderful experience of sitting through 15-20 minutes of beverage/car/cell phone commercials prior to my 3 hour movie...

    2. Re:I feel screwed by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1

      ohh and you forgot to add ~$8.00 for a bag of popcorn and a coke.

      Of course the movie producers don't make money off the pre-feature spot ads or the popcorn/coke, but I would assume that the negative feelings implanted in the audience actually do cause more people to wait for the feature to come to DVD/Cable.

      At every major movie I've gone to in the last year or so, the audience has resoundedly booed the projectionist after sitting through 20 minutes of ads and trailers. I feel lucky I live a mere block from the Sony Metreon, I can leave my pad a couple minutes before the stated movie time and by the time I've bought my tickets, grabbed a beverage and a seat, the trailers are just wrapping up. But when I see a movie like F/911 on or near the opening night, I really have no choice but to be assaulted by the rampant advertising since you have to be there at least 20 minutes before the start time if you want a decent seat.

      I think if they showed 5 minutes shorts or something sprinkled in with the ads and trailers, the audience reaction would be more favorable and cause people to go to the movies more often.

    3. Re:I feel screwed by British · · Score: 1

      go to the movies and I see a commercial that shows all the people that "lose" money when I pirate movies.

      Those commercials aren't indended for legitimate movie goers. It's for the ones that are watching with a camcorder running. Then that commercial gets transferrred to the person who just downloaded & watching the movie via DivX.

    4. Re:I feel screwed by canadian_widget · · Score: 1

      I remember the first commercial I ever saw at a movie. It was for coke. It was one of those polar bear commercials that became ever so popular. And then they started popping up everywhere! All the movies had them! And then... the credits went from being a few minutes long to being 20 minutes long! My life was being slowly drained away by advertising products I don't care about. *sniff* And still everyone rants that they don't want to miss the previews. Who cares! "We don't need your thought control!"

    5. Re:I feel screwed by slackingme · · Score: 0

      No offense, but that's pretty naive. You can only fit so much data on a CDR, it's way more time/space effective to cut all that lead crap. You won't find ANY rips out there that have those ads attached. Some even skip the opening credits (though often a reason to nuke a release.) It really does have more to do with the MPAA not understanding the download culture and just seeing it as dollar signs down the drain.

      "OOooohh, our prooooofits, our precious prrrrooofits." without a second thought (Do downloaders go to the theatre? Yes, they do. Try sitting a first date down infront of even a good telesync and see what happens. Etc. Etc.)

    6. Re:I feel screwed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I go to the previews. When they have non-preview ads I just stand up, plug my fingers in my ears and scream "LA LA LA LA LA!"

      They threw me out once, but now it's starting to catch on...

    7. Re:I feel screwed by Eskarel · · Score: 1

      I kind of like the previews myself, though they're starting to ruin that for me too. It really kind of annoys me when they start previewing a movie like 6 months before it's going to come out(ex signs or his new one the village for that matter). I mean you get to the point where you're saying to yourself, "that hasn't come out yet, I've seen the preview at the last 30 films I've been too".

    8. Re:I feel screwed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could just, um, show up 20 minutes late to the movie?
      I'm surprised more people don't do that.
      No one ever is really "late to the movie" anymore.

    9. Re:I feel screwed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I go to the movies and I see a commercial that shows all the people that "lose" money when I pirate movies.

      I think most of you are missing the top-level bullshit of these particular ads. All the poor schmoes they portray as getting screwed by pirates are all Union Laborers, meaning that they are paid the same Union scale for the task at hand whether the movie rakes in $70 billion or the $14.50 Ben and J-Lo's parents shelled out to see the matinee of 'Gigli'. If a guy got paid $8K to paint the sets of Spiderman 2, his Union buddy got paid $8K to paint the sets in Hidalgo.

    10. Re:I feel screwed by N0decam · · Score: 1

      Well, at least they're not showing ads in the middle of movies yet.

      Better mod me down so no studio exec gets a bright idea...

    11. Re:I feel screwed by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Yeah, well, that's bad but some of the theaters around me are worse. They are so damn cheap that they run slide shows of adverts for local businesses! Used car dealerships and such. Honestly I'd rather pay another quarter for the ticket than sit through that. There are other reasons besides the cinematic quality of the movie that keep people out of the theaters. I mean, where the hell are Tom and Jerry? Bugs Bunny? The Road Runner? The sad thing is I'm old enough to remember the days when you'd get to watch some cool cartoons first on the big screen, to get you primed for the main feature. Those were the days.

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    12. Re:I feel screwed by danila · · Score: 1

      Complain and go to the different theatre. In theatres I go to I usually only see one or two trailers and no ads at all. The prices are from 1.5$ (morning) to 6$ (evening).

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  25. DVDs by bigman2003 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The big story in the media last week, was that DVDs actually supply over 50% of the movie industry income.

    The average american home purchase ~15 DVDs per year.

    That's huge- and it is ON TOP of record-setting box office receipts. They make a lot of money from them.

    But somehow, they still manage to claim that they are bleeding money out the ass.

    I'd like to say that I will be boycotting them, and not supporting their industry. But looking at the top 100 films in the past 2 years, I've seen all but two. So whether or not we like their business, we do like their product.

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    1. Re:DVDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to your average, I personally cover approximately 3 American households per year (in addition to my own).

      Buy more DVDs! You too can single-handedly save the movie industry (or make them richer)!

    2. Re:DVDs by glass_window · · Score: 1

      Well of course, that's their business model:

      1. Form an association representing a form of media
      2. Claim the internet is cutting into your profit margin
      3. ??????
      4. Profit!

    3. Re:DVDs by drinkypoo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The beauty of a DVD is that it's almost pure profit. They've already paid to make the movie. Packaging and distribution is probably $2/dvd or less. Authoring and composition can't possibly cost much either.

      Studios would still make a handsome profit selling DVDs for $10 instead of $25, but people keep buying them at $25, so they keep selling them at that price...

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    4. Re:DVDs by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Their business isn't the issue: it's their presence in Washington that is the really scary thing. The MPAA under Jack Valenti has displayed a wonderful talent for puppeteering: just look at the way Orrin Hatch dances when they pull his strings.

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    5. Re:DVDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find it darn hard to believe that the average American home purchases 15 DVD's per year. Where did you get those made up statistics?

    6. Re:DVDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Orrin Hatch

      Man isn't he dead yet? ;\

    7. Re:DVDs by bigman2003 · · Score: 2, Informative

      I hate responding to AC's...but here ya go asshole:

      A story in Newsweek, which was was actually linked on Slashdot.

      It is 16 DVD's per year that the average American home purchases. But I covered myself by stating '~15'.

      I don't mind the spelling/grammar Nazis on Slashdot, but the 'please provide a link to prove every facet of your statement' people are freaking annoying.

      What I should have said was..."look it up your damn self".

      But, I provided links...so karma me up!

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    8. Re:DVDs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      If you state something, you can be expected to provide proof. It's not up to someone else to prove that your facts are wrong, because then you could just make something up and dominate the debate. Example: 'bigman2003 had sex with a sheep.'

      I await your proof that this is wrong.

  26. The plan becomes obvious. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1) Make crappy movies.
    2) Hype the effect file-trading has on the studio's bottom line.
    3) Spend lots of cash lobbying for enhanced punishments for copyright infringments.
    4) Make file-traders feel like they are stealing something worth stealing so they will go to the big screens to see them.
    5) Release White Chicks
    6) Profit

  27. The Onion provides a suitable article... by tcopeland · · Score: 5, Funny
    ...sadly the full text is for subscribers only (and I'm not one), so the opening words will have to be sufficient:
    Kid Rock Starves To Death
    LOS ANGELES-MP3 piracy of copyrighted music claimed another victim Monday, when the emaciated body of rock-rap superstar Kid Rock was found on the median of La Cienega Boulevard.
    More here.
    1. Re:The Onion provides a suitable article... by strictnein · · Score: 1

      Don't even know if there's a full article behind this one, but the title is funny as hell:
      Georgia Adds Swastika, Middle Finger To State Flag

      oh yes... the hilarity will ensue!

    2. Re:The Onion provides a suitable article... by strictnein · · Score: 1

      Ahh... man... this is absolutely the funniest thing I've read in a long time:

      President Wilson Calls for Creation of Useless World Governing Body - PDF sorry

      Read the 14 points

    3. Re:The Onion provides a suitable article... by dvdave · · Score: 1

      La Cienega? No way. Kid Rock would represent the "D" and be found on the median of Woodward or Gratiot.

  28. Nice to have an anonymous scapegoat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I stopped going to movies more or less. The last one I saw was "The Last Samurai," and I saw it second run for $2.00 in a theatre.

    I'm not downloading them.

    I'm not renting them.

    How do they know?

  29. Funny by TejWC · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Its funny to know that the Video Game industry is STILL bigger than the movie industry even after record breaking growth.

  30. but it could have been 2 billion by Revek · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hey there will never be enough profit for most people. As the profits go up the need for higher profits will push them to make more and more claims against their customers. I haven't been to see a movie at a movie theater in 10 years. I wait for it to come out in the retail market and pay more than If I had just bought a ticket. I have it to watch anytime I like Which is usually once or twice. I have looked at camcorder rips of recent movies and all I can say is that I will wait until its out as a DVD. After all its new to me when it does I just run a few months behind everybody else.

    1. Re:but it could have been 2 billion by WindowLicker916 · · Score: 1

      You obviously haven't seen some of the camcorder copies floating around the last couple of months. They're just slightly under DVD quality. Pretty impressive infact. If i was the MPAA I'de be worrying too.

    2. Re:but it could have been 2 billion by neilcSD · · Score: 1

      This is how capitalism works. Prices are set by the marketplace, at the limit the market will bear. Unfortunately, this leads to corporate greed, as is quite evident in this and many, many other cases.

    3. Re:but it could have been 2 billion by Revek · · Score: 1

      Yes as an american I am aware of how capitalism works. But with almost all media being represented by groups with profit as their only motivation. They are not motivated by giving us a good price or quality for what we buy. I'm sure somebody will say that is fair but I think movie and record companies who fund groups like the MPAA and RIAA should be considerd a monopoly and subject to current antitrust laws. But as we can see from the microsoft case this is unlikely.

  31. Mod article synopsis up! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    (+1, Deliciously Sarcastic)

  32. How will they survive? by kfg · · Score: 1

    Bribes and graft?

    KFG

  33. Movies are worth it... by Psymunn · · Score: 5, Interesting

    But there's that commercial with the guy whose the stuntman and... and... he goes through all that work and you can watch his movie with just a single click... and... P2P rapes 3rd world children...
    I hate all these people trying to guilt trip me into thinking I'm a criminal because I download movies, even though I pay to see them in theatre, buy them if I think they are excellent, and then they turn around and make more money then i will ever see off of something like chronicles of riddik. I think for every Van Helsing (arguably the worst movie EVER) a person watches, they should be entitled to download 2 movies.
    Not many people have watched teh Clerks cartoon, but it's worth it jsut for the scene where Randall brings every shitty movie director into court and demands, under oath, that they admit that 'star wars 1 sucked' or something to that effect.

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    1. Re:Movies are worth it... by thebra · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But there's that commercial with the guy whose the stuntman and... and... he goes through all that work and you can watch his movie with just a single click

      Thats the one that makes me mad. I mean I've paid for my ticket and I have to hear about how I shouldn't download movies, but I've already paid for a ticket? Do they not understand that if I'm in the theater I've paid them and that there are never promos on pirated movies? Jerks...

    2. Re:Movies are worth it... by Vaevictis666 · · Score: 1
      I was actually really impressed with their newfound subtlety.

      Went to see The Notebook last night, and at the beginning Studio credit blurb, they had footage of the conductor and musicians doing a few runthroughs before they actually did the blurb and started the movie.

      No condescending talking or anything, just a nice little 45-second clip showing some of the other people behind the scenes.

      On the other hand, I'm starting to get really bitter with their DVD marketing staff that insist that the DVD should auto-run some previews before you get to the main menu. Hello? I bought the DVD to keep, and I don't want to be seeing adverts for Hidalgo 4 years down the line saying "Coming Soon"

    3. Re:Movies are worth it... by offpath3 · · Score: 1
      Who is driving?

      Bear is driving!

    4. Re:Movies are worth it... by DA_MAN_DA_MYTH · · Score: 1

      I agree with that. If a movie truly does suck you should be entitled to get your money back.

      The good news is... you can get your money back. Just walk out of a movie when it's halfway done, exclaim to the manager that the movie sucks, nine chances out of ten. You will get your money back. If you wait till the end of the movie, they'll probably laugh at you and you will be once again out of plus or minus $9.50.

      No one does this, for two reasons, one we believe that people are genuinely good, and no individual would intentially try to cram their sh*t down our throats, and two because maybe the movie will have some sort of redeeming quality, that made it worth the two hours of hell that you sat through.

      However getting fed sh*t over and over again, has made me become more picky in the movies I go and see. No matter how good the critics or studio says "Cold Mountain" is, I will never ever go see it.

      P.S. BTW 'Hollywood' stop showing me Mountain Dew and Los Angeles Times and or whatever commercials before the movie starts, if I wanted to watch commercials, I'd watch regular television where I can change the channel if it's crap. Either that charge me less for a movie ticket.

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    5. Re:Movies are worth it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You want the truth...you cant handle the truth...show me the money!

    6. Re:Movies are worth it... by John+Courtland · · Score: 1

      I just stole a little sticker off the door of my local theatre. It goes something like "ILLEGAL DOWNLOADING RATED I: Inappropriate for all audiences." Just like the movie ratings R, PG, etc... It was so funny I had to make it mine.

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    7. Re:Movies are worth it... by neilcSD · · Score: 1

      >>I hate all these people trying to guilt trip me into thinking I'm a criminal because I download movies

      According to the law, you ARE a criminal. Don't confuse law with morality, or right and wrong. While laws were put in place generally to uphold morality and define right and wrong, they are not necessarily one and the same.

    8. Re:Movies are worth it... by dasdrewid · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I downloaded that episode.

      Then I bought the whole run of the series on DVD (It only took 2...)

      You should see the episode of South Park where the George Lucas and Steven Spielberg release a special edition update of Indiana Jones, and it sucks so hard it rips their faces off like the scene from Indiana Jones and the Lost Ark. Very closely related. And really, really funny.

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    9. Re:Movies are worth it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Do they not understand that if I'm in the theater I've paid them and that there are never promos on pirated movies? Jerks...
      Joke's on you, suckers! I snuck in!!
    10. Re:Movies are worth it... by elasticwings · · Score: 1

      Ah, I know exactly how you feel. Everytime I see that damn thing. I'm like, "Hey, I just paid for the damn thing, and you're giving me shit for it." If he's not getting paid enough for his dangerous work, then maybe he should consider a career change. I'm sure the Navy could use a new stunt guy in their commercials.

    11. Re:Movies are worth it... by superdude72 · · Score: 1

      But there's that commercial with the guy whose the stuntman and... and... he goes through all that work and you can watch his movie with just a single click... and... P2P rapes 3rd world children...

      This commercial elicits a hostile response everywhere I've seen it. People can't seem to keep themselves from snickering at it or flipping off the screen. I resist the urge, because I know that after the 3rd time or so it gets annoying, even to people who dislike the commercial, but still... if one or two people do this in every theater the commercial is shown, it negates the effect of the ad. I hope.

      How come they never do a commercial with J.Lo's publicist? "I spend all week threatening newspaper columnists who say bad things about J.Lo. How am I supposed to continue to earn my $400,000 a year salary if filesharing makes the movie industry 15 percent less profitable?" [Close-up as a single tear rolls down her cheek.]

    12. Re:Movies are worth it... by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1
      P.S. BTW 'Hollywood' stop showing me Mountain Dew and Los Angeles Times and or whatever commercials before the movie starts

      No shit, man. I swear, if I have to watch those dumbass CGI guys fail to make a realistic 3D beagle in that one LA Times commercial again, I'm gonna puke. I've even started to tell them, when their damned telemarketers call me at work (once a month, usually), that I'll subscribe to their stupid paper as soon as they stop those stupid 6-month-long runs of the same inane movie theater ad. The telemarketers generally don't have an answer to that one.

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    13. Re:Movies are worth it... by Fractal+Dice · · Score: 1

      But there's that commercial with the guy whose the stuntman

      That ad always makes me want to pirate movies to get people to quit risking their lives to make movies ... that stuntman needs to get a life!

  34. Just more pinko FUD by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1, Redundant

    That 1 billion could have and should have been 2 or 3 billion without the siphoning of profits by pirates and online downloaders!

    It's a sad day when the prol^H^H^H err .. people can't grasp the basic fact that a collection of Ferraris and high-class "companionship" cost money. *sigh*

    1. Re:Just more pinko FUD by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      It's not proletariat to industry types, it's "citizens". Seriously. There've been many instances of hollywood types calling us commoners "citizens" on talk shows, etc.

      If we're the citizens, what's that make them? Royalty, in my mind. At least as close to royalty gets in the US: get off easy on nearly all crimes, are immune to most law, and as a group (ie, "royalty") are able to shape and change the law of the land much more easily than any citizen lobby group.

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    2. Re:Just more pinko FUD by BrainInAJar · · Score: 1

      One could only wish to be a citizen. Business doesn't refer to people as citizens, we're not even worthy of citizenship...

      You're a consumer

    3. Re:Just more pinko FUD by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      The point being, the celebs demonstrate an attitude of being seemingly above the title of 'citizen'.

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  35. You're missing the point. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    The point isn't that they made $1,000,000,000. The point is that without internet piracy, they would have made $1,000,000,007.

    1. Re:You're missing the point. by sharkey · · Score: 1

      EXACTLY the amount Marge Simpson's Lemon Squares^W^W^W^WGigli would have brought in.

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  36. Michael Moore by TheMeddler · · Score: 4, Informative

    From the Sunday Herald (link at end of article):

    Controversial film-maker Michael Moore has welcomed the appearance on the internet of pirated copies of his anti-Bush documentary Fahrenheit 9/11 and claimed he is happy for anybody to download it free of charge. The activist, author and director told the Sunday Herald that, as long as pirated copies of his film were not being sold, he had no problem with it being downloaded.

    "I don't agree with the copyright laws and I don't have a problem with people downloading the movie and sharing it with people as long as they're not trying to make a profit off my labour. I would oppose that," he said.

    Sunday Herald

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    1. Re:Michael Moore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correct me if I'm wrong, but if he really belived that, couldn't he release it to the public domain? He does realize that he gets his paycheck from negotiating the copyrights, I hope? Then again, maybe he doesn't have a clue what he's talking about.

    2. Re:Michael Moore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because 99% of the people will not see a movie unless it is in a major theater.

    3. Re:Michael Moore by pnatural · · Score: 0

      trying to make a profit off my labour.

      This is thing that really gets me about Moore and his movies, and is the sole reason I won't pay to see them: he's profiting from the death and suffering of others.

      Oh, sure, he packages it up as a documentary, let's the media spin it controversial, but in the end, the death of those kids in Columbine and the death of our soldiers in Iraq, and the deaths of those Iraqies is what his movies are all about. He's cashing in. Oh, but it's okay because he makes "interesting points" and because he has "a quirky sense of humor". Makes me want to vomit.

      Now, he might be putting the profits to good use (say 100% of the proceeds to a non-partisan charity), but I doubt it.

    4. Re:Michael Moore by leadsling · · Score: 1

      Sure he's glad of it. After the opening weekend obligatory viewing by those left of, say, John Edwards, he'll be real happy to have SOMEONE watch it. BTW, B. Clinton's "My Life" is already on the markdown shelfs!

    5. Re:Michael Moore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's fine for Mr. Moore to go around saying that but he doesn't own the intellectual property and is in no position to defend it.

      You can bet you'll never see Miramax making the same statement. Ever.

    6. Re:Michael Moore by Colazar · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Well, he thinks that by showing people how they died, and the causes behind it, he can keep more people from being killed in the same way in the future. That certainly seems worthwhile to me. (You can disagree as to whether or not he is, in fact, being at all helpful, but not with his intent.)

      And, oh yeah, he's making money from it, too. That's known as doing well by doing good, and I always considered that to be the best two-fer capitalism has to offer.

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    7. Re:Michael Moore by Rostin · · Score: 1

      Oh, you mean the way he's misappropriated Bradbury's title and is getting filthy stinking rich?

    8. Re:Michael Moore by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      World War II is interesting mostly because it was a conflagration of death and dismemberment that spanned several continents. Without all the dying it wouldn't be half as significant. Yet, people make documentaries on the subject all the time. Those documentaries present a certain point of view. Clearly they are profiting from death. What's the difference between that, and Fahrenheit 9/11? That 9/11 is a [relatively] current event?

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    9. Re:Michael Moore by bechthros · · Score: 2, Insightful

      "He's cashing in. Oh, but it's okay because he makes "interesting points" and because he has "a quirky sense of humor"."

      No, it's OK because he's trying to *stop* those deaths. He's trying to *end* the war in Iraq. Trying to *stop* innocent civilians from being killed in Iraq and jailed without charges or counsel in America.

      Now, CNN and fox, OTOH, *they're* just cashing in. As if there's anything wrong with that.

      Look, those solders and civilians are already dead. If F911 never was made - THEY'D STILL BE DEAD. Not making controversial movies never brought anybody back to life. Are historians who write books on the Civil War just "cashing in" on the deadliest war America ever fought? Is Mel Gibson just "cashing in" on the death of Jesus?

      "Makes me want to vomit."

      Here we get to the real meat of your post. Why didn't you just skip to this to begin with? Like the vast majority of people who are scared to see his movies, you hate MM just because he's unpopular, it's safe and socially acceptable to hate him. Just like Jim Crow, just like people were murdering Sikhs and Hispanics afater 9/11, just like "Americans" slaughtered the native people of this land to the point that their gene pool is no longer viable, the recurring and overriding message of American morality is this: if everybody else is doing it it must be OK.

      And it's bullshit. Hating Michael Moore isn't going to make your world a better place.

    10. Re:Michael Moore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is thing that really gets me about Moore and his movies, and is the sole reason I won't pay to see them: he's profiting from the death and suffering of others.

      Oh, sure, he packages it up as a documentary, let's the media spin it controversial, but in the end, the death of those kids in Columbine and the death of our soldiers in Iraq, and the deaths of those Iraqies is what his movies are all about. He's cashing in. Oh, but it's okay because he makes "interesting points" and because he has "a quirky sense of humor". Makes me want to vomit.


      Please state now for the record that you have NEVER ONCE watched a single Vietnam movie. After all, the death of US soldiers in Vietnam and the deaths of all those Vietnamese is what those movies are all about. They're cashing in. Oh, but it's okay because they make "interesting points" and because they have "cool action scenes". Makes me want to vomit.

      I do hope you didn't watch "Saving Private Ryan", too - it's gobsmacking how Spielberg dared to profit from the death and suffering of US and German soldiers in WW2. Same goes for "Schindler's List", of course - isn't it sickening how anyone could dream of cashing in on the Holocaust and making money out of showing Jews being killed?

      ...nope, I reckon you just don't like Moore's politics. That's fine, but you should probably consider being honest about your motives instead of wrapping them up in hypocrisy.

    11. Re:Michael Moore by LurkerXXX · · Score: 2, Informative
      You might well be wrong.

      He gave half the profits from his film "The Big One" to his hometown of Flint Michigan to help with unemployment retraining programs, etc. I know he promised to donate at least a portion of this movie's profits to a literacy program.

      If he gave a rats ass about profits, he wouldn't be telling folks to go ahead and download the movie. He wants the message to get out.

      You are listening to republican spin about him rather than finding out about the guy.

    12. Re:Michael Moore by AnotherBlackHat · · Score: 1

      This is thing that really gets me about Moore and his movies, and is the sole reason I won't pay to see them: he's profiting from the death and suffering of others.


      The same could be said of Mel Gibson's Passion.
      There's a tremendous difference between causing death and suffering, and documenting it.
      These movies don't promote violence, they make a case against it.

      -- not a .sig
    13. Re:Michael Moore by jc42 · · Score: 1

      Then again, maybe he doesn't have a clue what he's talking about.

      Maybe, maybe not.

      Various historians of the topic have pointed out that until very recently, copyright only applied to publishers. There was no question about "consumers" sharing things they liked with friends; that was obvious ly legal, and anyone with the slightest sense of the Public Welfare would support it. A lot of authors have gone public with the comment that they like people sharing their writings with others. That's how you generate a reputation, dummy! Only an idiot (or a manager ;-) would object to that.

      In our household, we have a number of DVDs that we've purchased after either having a "pirate" copy that we made from a broadcast or having borrowed them from friends. If we don't particularly like something, we watch it once then erase the tape and forget about it. If we like it, we look for the commercial DVD and buy it.

      Similarly with music. I have a number of CDs that I've bought after having heard them on the radio or on a CD borrowed from a friend. If I can't find the CD commercially (highly likely because I have a lot of "folk" material from around the world that's not available in the US), I make a "pirate" copy. If I then find it for sale, I buy a copy.

      Last year we had the fun news that Eminem's latest CD was the top download. Then, after it was released, it became the top-selling CD in the world. (My wife has a copy in her car; she loves shocking her professional colleagues with it, not to mention whistling the tunes at work for the benefit of the few who recognize it. ;-) So much for downloads hurting sales. Eminim himself has figured out that this is good publicity, and he remarked that he should pre-release his next album on the P2P sites.

      If you want people to buy something, you have to make it available to them so they can decide whether they want to buy it. If I can't hear it or see it, I'm not about to spend my money on it. And if you threaten me when I try to determine whether I like it, I'll walk away and not bother with you.

      I think Micheal Moore understands this. He wants his stuff seen by the public. He has figured out that the only way he'll ever succeed at his chosen profession is if the public is familiar with him.

      We haven't seen Fahrenheit 9/11 (yet). My wife has already suggested that when it comes out on DVD, she'll probably order a copy just on general principles. It doesn't hurt that we've seen "Roger and Me" and "Bowling for Columbine", and really liked both of them. We have a DVD of the first, but not the second. This may change.

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    14. Re:Michael Moore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he doesnt want to end the war in iraq.
      he wasnts to destroy bush.

      the only reason he is even against the war in iraq was becasuse a republican president backed it.

      i dont remember moore a few years ago during "operation perversion diversion"

    15. Re:Michael Moore by JoshNorton · · Score: 1
      Wait, he called the movie I Sing The Body Electric? Or am I thinking of Something Wicked This Way Comes?

      I respect Bradbury as an artist, but there's a kettle that's getting some bad press from him.

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    16. Re:Michael Moore by Shardis · · Score: 1

      Yeah, after all, it takes absolutely no time, effort, or money to even produce such movies. Get a grip...

    17. Re:Michael Moore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I take it you don't watch the History Channel or Discovery any more either then? After all, all those WW2 documentories are just profitering from the death of millions arn't they? What bastards!

    18. Re:Michael Moore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      he wasnts to destroy bush.

      Sounds like a plan to me. Even George Sorros, one of the richest men in the world and whom has the ability to make or break the stock market (He caused the British pound to crash out of the ERM in the early nineties) wants Bush gone. When one of the world biggest capatalists is funding left wing organisations and publicly states, one record to a major news source, that he wants a Republican president gone, you know something is up.

    19. Re:Michael Moore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      From www.michaelmoore.com

      >We broke the $60 million mark tonight at the box >office. I really can't fathom this. More theaters >are being added next week.

      So at least someone watched it after the opening
      weekend.

    20. Re:Michael Moore by bechthros · · Score: 1

      Typical right-wing response, lie, exaggerate and distract... that's OK though, we can deal with that easily enough with a little truth and honesty. Those seem to be the things you're never prepared for.

      "he doesnt want to end the war in iraq."

      #1: Lie. What possible basis could you have for making such a ridiculous statement? Seriously, whatever yer smokin', pass some my way...

      "he wasnts to destroy bush."

      #2: Exaggerate. He doesn't want to destroy Bush, unless you're speaking metaphorically. His objective is not the death or physical dismemberment of Bush. His goal is to get people to register to vote, and then vote the bastard out. This is called democracy.

      "i dont remember moore a few years ago during "operation perversion diversion""

      #3: Distract and change the subject (if at all possible, use the Clintons). Congratulations! You've hit the trifecta. Now that you've exhausted your standard arsenal of right-wing disinformation, would you care to explain exactly *what the hell* Bill Clinton has to do with the war in Iraq? Or Michael Moore? Please?

      Oh wait, that's right, you can't.

      Your arguments are tired. Tell your overlords you need some new ones.

      And the fact still remains, hating Micahel Moore will not make your world a better place. Going to see his movie and make up your mind for yourself just might. (Oh, I can just hear all the knees jerking...)

    21. Re:Michael Moore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem isn't that he is making money from it, or that he is showing it. The problem is that he misrepresents facts, presents things out of context, changes timelines, sometimes goes so far as to portray events that are completely fictional, then calls it a documentary. Then people talk about how wonderful he is because they agree with his politics, even if they haven't even seen the movie.

    22. Re:Michael Moore by geoswan · · Score: 1

      I am curious leadsling. Since you didn't answer my response to your Journal Entry on F911 I will repeat my question here. Have you actually seen this film?

  37. not an excuse by TheAdventurer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I should point out that a healthy industry is not an excuse for stealing intellectual property. Cop: "You're under arrest for stealing TV's from Sears!" Crook: "What? But Sears posted a 13% profit increase in the 3rd quarter! They can afford this!" That doesn't work.

    1. Re:not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    2. Re:not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But if I made a copy of that TV without Sears knowing and never intended on buying that TV, than who am I hurting? Copyright laws are simply out-dated.

    3. Re:not an excuse by TommydCat · · Score: 1
      Can you explain to me how movie footage is "intellectual property"?

      Yes, it is copyrighted and they have legal license to distribute, but what does "intellectual property" mean? I don't mean to troll, so I'll just state that I disagree with it's usage when applied to a consumer product that is released to the public rather than a corporate secret.

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    4. Re:not an excuse by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      This would be valid, if it were a proper compairison. It's not.

      Tell me, what specifically does the movie/recording industry lose when I copy a song/mp3? Is there anything that's quantifiably lost?

      Did they lose a CD from a store? No.
      Did they lose the cost of producing the media? No.
      Did they lose a potential sale of CD/DVD? No*.
      Did they lose profit, either directly or indirectly? No.

      Truth be told, the only thing they've lost is my mindshare. It's no different than me watchign the film at a friend's, borrowing the DVD, or watching a rental with a large group of friends.

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    5. Re:not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck copying a TV cheaper than you can buy it! Movie/DVD prices are simply outdated.

    6. Re:not an excuse by uberdave · · Score: 1

      True enough. However, what is the content worth? What I pay $10.50 for now, I can watch on TV, or get a DVD of it in my cereal, for free in two or three years time. It's not like the movie spoils or degrades, so it's obvious that the content is effectively worthless. So, if I download something that has no value, have I actually stolen anything?

    7. Re:not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If you can control the meaning of words, you can control the people who must use those words. --Philip K. Dick

      http://www.gnu.org/philosophy/words-to-avoid.html# IntellectualProperty

    8. Re:not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What's worse is when you steal a TV and put it on a dolly, and then Sears starts anti-dolly legislation. Then, someone is writing a paper on how to cart TVs, and then Sears stops it with legal threats. Then, they start distributing fake dollys that break when you try to use them. Mass threatning cease and desist to dolly users? Do I need to continue?

    9. Re:not an excuse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your statement is pertinent to only half of the argument. You are correct in arguing that copyright violation is illegal, and therefor should not be condoned. However, that is NOT the argument the industry is making. The MPAA and RIAA are consisstently making the argument against file sharing on financial grounds only. It is therefor perfectly reasonable to attack the grounds of that argument.

      The industry feels compelled to point out the "economic harm" filesharing causes as the reason for the lawsuits and lobbying. They certainly don't have the moral standing to appeal to ethics or a sense of right and wrong - these are the same people who consistently cheat their own artists, and the public knows it. So they must set up an economic straw man. But when that straw man gets knocked down by statistics such as these, the **AA's are left with very little to argue.

    10. Re:not an excuse by superdude72 · · Score: 1

      I should point out that a healthy industry is not an excuse for stealing intellectual property.

      There is no such thing as "intellectual property." Your house is property. Your car is property. The disc on which a movie is recorded is property. The contents of the movie? It's copyrighted material. A completely different set of rules apply than those for your house, your car, or the tools you bought at Sears.

  38. Re:More proof of the worthlessness of Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The parent should be modded up. I almost choked on my breakfast when I read that part of the article's blurb. I'm used to your average moron not knowing how to use words like "literally" and "metaphorically", but both words should have some meaning to educated geeks.

  39. Heh by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    "nagora writes "The BBC is reporting that the movie industry, in yet another illustration of just how much damage the Internet is doing to the long-suffering members of the MPAA, has just endured a record breaking $1Billion dollar takings for the single month of June. Clearly there is a desperate need to tighten up copyright laws in the face of this huge mountain of cash that is literally being metaphorically syphoned into the studios' pockets. How will they survive? "

    Oh dear I thought I was reading a trasncript from the Daily Show there. Clever!

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  40. Solution ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... movieAID? Live performances by thespian masters like Steven Seagal and Ahnuld?

  41. No you don't understand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Maybe I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing movie studio executives don't get together around the boardroom table and have conversations like, "gentlemen, our fare has been too highly reviewed of late. It's time to make a real stinker. One for the record books. Instant flop."

    They sit around their boardroom trying to create recycled star vehicles with no soul because they think it will bring them safe revenue, rather than try to make something original.

    1. Re:No you don't understand. by MindStalker · · Score: 5, Insightful

      But whats truly sad, is that it works.

    2. Re:No you don't understand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In other words, they look at movies that people like (e.g. ones that made money), and then try to make more like them. You're calling this a bad thing?

      I realize that a novel idea wears off quickly, and even one with staying power only lasts so long, but an untried idea is as likely to fail as it is to succeed. They need to try new ideas to find the ones that people like, but when they find something people like, I don't desparage them trying to repeat it. A great many movies have recycled plots or themes and are still really good.

      What disturbs me is when they try to recycle a good movie, and it seems like they don't understand what made it good. I can't think of a good example at the moment, but lots of sequels/followups drop the parts I like, or blow them out so they don't work anymore. Oh, well.

    3. Re:No you don't understand. by steeef · · Score: 1

      Case in point: White Chicks. The trailer made me want to hwarf. The Wayans brothers in whiteface look hideous, and all the jokes in the trailer amounted to "White guys drive like this, black guys drive like this." Apparently many people disagree, since it was number 2 at the box office its first weekend, and was 3rd last weekend.

    4. Re:No you don't understand. by hollyward · · Score: 1

      Maybe I'm going out on a limb here, but I'm guessing movie studio executives don't get together around the boardroom table and have conversations like, "gentlemen, our fare has been too highly reviewed of late. It's time to make a real stinker. One for the record books. Instant flop."

      Maybe they should. It worked in The Producers.

    5. Re:No you don't understand. by Deadstick · · Score: 1
      I can't think of a good example at the moment

      Caddyshack->Caddyshack II

      Moon Over Parador->Dave

      The Road Warrior->Waterworld.

      rj

    6. Re:No you don't understand. by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      I thought it was a pretty good movie, especially when the lactose-intolerant one is running to the crapper and shoves a woman out of the way, yelling "MOVE, BITCH!" in a deep manly voice. Hehe... then he takes the noisiest crap you ever heard... lol.

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    7. Re:No you don't understand. by Tassach · · Score: 1
      Ahhh, potty humor. There's nothing like a good fart joke for high-quality entertainment.

      It's interesting to see that some of us never matured past the fourth grade.

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    8. Re:No you don't understand. by ResidntGeek · · Score: 1

      Haha... dude, you need to read more Dave Barry. That'll take the mature right outta anyone.

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  42. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by garcia · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Sometimes they swing and miss.

    SOMETIMES? You're fucking kidding me right? MONTHS at a time go by that I don't see a single movie that appeals to me. It's obvious that it isn't just me either as we see fantastic movies like The Butterfly Effect and Along Came Polly.

    Those are obviously just "mistakes" right? Casts that include Ashton Kutcher as the star? Come on.

  43. huh? by Quirk · · Score: 2, Funny
    " literally being metaphorically syphoned..."

    let's see if it's being literally syphoned then it's not metaphoric but if it's metaphorically being syphoned it can't be literally syphoned... it must have to do with the heavy sarcasm quotient.

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    Cohen
    1. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      let's see if it's being literally syphoned then it's not metaphoric but if it's metaphorically being syphoned it can't be literally syphoned

      Hey, if this was Fark, there'd be an Irony tag on it and the first 100 posts would debate whether or not it was correct...

    2. Re:huh? by 0prime · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's that some people use metaphorically *blank* to describe something when in reallity it isn't. The poster was just so surprised that the term "metaphorically syphoned" was accurate that he used literally.

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  44. just like gubment..... by RegalBegal · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's scare tactics.

    They want to scare people before there is actually a full on problem for them. MPAA is no better or worse than any lobbying group.

    AND just like the RIAA, they won't admit to having a rotten egg if something isn't selling right. It must be downloading that got Gigli canned. Fuck them, and fuck their money system. Unless of course it's Spiderman 2.

    The internet is to blame, not because of downloading. It's to blme because I can log onto Trillian and tell 20 of my friends the movie I just shelled out 9 bucks to see, sucked and they shouldn't see it.

    Thier tactics aren't working.

    They caught ONE kid in the theatre shooting the movie with a cam. How many kids sneak cams into movies? In just new york?! They "caught" less than a couple thousand people with HUGE caches of music shared. How many people are doing the same NOT getting caught.

    I've said this before and I'll say it again. The mainstream media plays us for fools, whether it's music, movies, or our own gubment. I ain't eatin' the cheese, I hate yellow.

    _g

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    1. Re:just like gubment..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Reminds me of ham radio.....my instructor told me that pretty much any brand name radio would be of good quality; because if it's bad then the first thing that the buyer does is get on the air and tell (literally) the whole world about what a crappy radio he just bought.....

    2. Re:just like gubment..... by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      Sorry to be a little off topic, but what makes you think independent media doesn't also play you for a fool?

      And since when is a conspiracy theorist attitude insightful?

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      It goes from God, to Jerry, to me.
  45. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by flynt · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Do you know what 'critically acclaimed' means? I think you meant the opposite of that, as no movie that I can recall ever had such a backlash as did Gigli.

    Also, why do you download and watch movies you think suck? Shouldn't your point be to not give money to things you don't like, rather than give the studios more fodder? If it sucks, don't watch it.

  46. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I won't go see a movie, period.

    The last time I saw a movie in the theater was the first of the three original Star Wars movies that were re-run in 1997.

  47. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Put two good movies out every month of every year and you'll make a shitload. Put four good movies out every year and you'll suck wind for the rest.

    Good movies. Are you serious? What makes you think people want to go out and see good movies?

  48. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by iceT · · Score: 5, Funny

    I downloaded Gigli

    Wait... someone took the time to rip Gigli AND POST it somewhere?

    What a waste of bandwidth (both personal and network).

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  49. But what's the possible amount?-Net? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " I don't think it's fair to judge the MPAA based on what they took in. "

    Gross, or net?

    "No matter how much they make, no matter how bad people think the movies are, it still doesn't give one the right to steal another's intellectual property."

    If it sucks, why are people downloading it?

    1. Re:But what's the possible amount?-Net? by Nematode · · Score: 1

      If it sucks, why are people downloading it?

      Because to the downloader, its value is less than the price of a ticket, but more than the labor cost of the download. Especially with the imperfect information available to the downloader.

      I'm sure a large number of movie downloads are done by people who would not pay to see the movie, even if it wasn't available to DL. Because they're sort of curious about the movie; not curious enough to buy a ticket, but what the hell, as long as the DL is "free," they'll look at it.

      By the same token, there probably are a lot of downloads that represent a lost ticket sale, for someone that would have otherwise been willing to pay $10 for if they couldn't get it online.

  50. Shocking, I'm sure by leishen · · Score: 0

    Considering the price of movie tickets has doubled in the last 6 years. They aren't selling more tickets, they're extorting money from those willing to pay. I know I won't pay $9.25 for a single ticket. Karma will come back to haunt them in the form of file sharing...

    1. Re:Shocking, I'm sure by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 4, Informative


      Considering the price of movie tickets has doubled in the last 6 years. They aren't selling more tickets, they're extorting money from those willing to pay.

      Where did you get your numbers from? Here's what I was able to dig up:

      Average ticket price 2003: $6.03
      Average ticket price 1997: $4.59
      source

      Number of admissions (billions):
      2003: 1.57
      2002: 1.63
      2001: 1.49
      2000: 1.42
      1999: 1.47
      1998: 1.48
      1997: 1.39
      source

      It seems the price has not doubled and ticket sales are generally rising.

    2. Re:Shocking, I'm sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to this inflation calculator
      http://www.westegg.com/inflation/
      "Wh at cost $4.59 in 1997 would cost $5.15 in 2003."

    3. Re:Shocking, I'm sure by Jtheletter · · Score: 1
      #1 - Thanks to the parent for posting a link to your source, rather than just blindly pasting numbers.

      #2 - Why am I not surprised that the average ticket prices posted by the National Association of Theater Owners have nothing to do with reality?

      I have never, for as long as I have gone to the movies on my own (~ 1993), paid less than $6 to see a film unless it was at non-first-run theater.
      Where are these rare and mysteriously budget-friendly theaters in America that were selling tickets for $5 or less up until 2000?

      As a teen I lived about 45 minutes outside of Boston, but in that time I've also gone to theaters in NJ, CT, NY, PA, in cities and in totally rural areas. Not a nation-wide sampling, but one of a large enough size to know that the average ticket prices I saw was more around $7.50 for the last 12 years. And most of what I see these days is $8.75 to $10.

      Unless there is some super-discount movie rate in the midwest I'm not aware of, then I call bullshit on these "statistics." (Not on the parent poster mind you, but on NATOonline.org or whoever they compiled their numbers from.)

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    4. Re:Shocking, I'm sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it is a mid-west thing. Over the past four years, in the vaguely midwest states of Indiana, Illinois, Iowa, Wisconsin, and Minnesota, most of my movie tickets have been under $6. I saw Spider-man last week, for $5.50, because I didn't go to a matinee, where it is understandably cheaper.

      Perhaps more tickets are sold at matinee prices than previously expected, and this brings down the average?

    5. Re:Shocking, I'm sure by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      dude I dunno where they come up with low figures like that. In my area it's $9.50 for a normal show.

    6. Re:Shocking, I'm sure by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Well, taking your average ticket price of $4.59 in 1997 at face value, and given that I just paid $9.50 to see Spiderman 2, I'd say the parent poster was just about right on the mark. And I'm a sucker for paying almost ten bucks to see a movie, but I've been a Spiderman fan since 1965.

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    7. Re:Shocking, I'm sure by leishen · · Score: 0

      I was being somewhat facetious when I posted, but partly going from my own experiences. In 1998, I payed $3.50 for a ticket. Whereas there are places around here I can go and get cheaper tickets during certain hours or with specials or whatnot, the prices around here now range from $8.75 to $9.25. I was not aware that more tickets are actually selling. I'm surprised to hear that. In my opinion, the movies (in general) recently have really sucked, with a few exceptions. Recently being the last few years.

  51. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by lickalotapus · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, but some top executive did sit in a room, read the script to Hidalgo, and think it was a tremendous idea worth financing for millions of dollars. That movie made me want to kill horses and I'm no horse killer.

  52. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Cyrgo · · Score: 0

    I downloaded Gigli because the MPAA needed to suck wind on that one for daring to put in the theatres and wasting both MY money and the theatre's money.

    You downloaded Gigli?!?!

    Dude, you just wasted broadband time to the MPAA!!

  53. Dude! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you work for The Onion?

  54. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by sherms · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe if they gave refunds for shitty movies, they'd change their ways.

  55. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Maradine · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing that you are not necessarilly the audience that those movies are aimed at, 6573.

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  56. Re:confusion? by sbowles · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    sarcasm (n.)
    1. cutting, often ironic remark intended to wound.
    2. form of wit that is marked by the use of sarcastic language and is intended to make its victim the butt of contempt or ridicule.
    3. The use of sarcasm.
    Given the obvious intent to make the movie industry "the butt of contempt or ridicule" it's definitely not facetious
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  57. Re:confusion? by Mephiska · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    No...

  58. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by TopShelf · · Score: 5, Funny

    You have to remember that most of the /. crowd are the reason dodgeball has disappeared from schools these days. They were on the receiving end of those vicious headshots, and took their revenge on the world by creating spam, computer virii, and distributing copyrighted material for free over the net...

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  59. Survival of Movie Makers by mfh · · Score: 1

    > How will they survive?

    I think generally they live on buttered popcorn, huge fountain cokes, overpriced nachos and old greenish hotdogs. Of course they likely also eat the occasional caviar sandwich, with bottlenose dolphin snout, drenched in a secret saffron sauce. Don't forget the cold potato soup! Complete with a snifter of Pierre Ferrand 1962 Memoire Grande Champagne Single Vineyard Single Vintage Cognac later on.

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  60. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Insightful

    "I'm guessing movie studio executives don't get together around the boardroom table and have conversations like, "gentlemen, our fare has been too highly reviewed of late. It's time to make a real stinker. One for the record books. Instant flop."

    Perhaps not, but I am guessing that they have said "ah screw it, the licensed character is all we need, write a script over the weekend."

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  61. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I downloaded Gigli because the MPAA needed to suck wind on that one for daring to put in the theatres and wasting both MY money and the theatre's money."

    You wasted bandwidth on THAT?

  62. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by garcia · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...it was certainly better than the critically acclaimed "Gigli" or the various other fantastic movies that go straight to DVD.

    Do you understand what sarcasm is? See, me saying "critically acclaimed", "Gigli", "and other fantastic movies that go straight to DVD" was supposed to clue you in to the HUMOR.

  63. So that's the rule? by Call+Me+Black+Cloud · · Score: 1


    If a company or industry is successful it's ok to pirate their products and potentially deprive them of revenue? What happened to right and wrong? Following the law? The justifications only make it easier on your conscience; they don't make it any more right. Even if you feel the industry makes plenty of money and won't miss your $8 admission it is still wrong to pirate movies.

    This is not about rights, making a statement, acting out in protest. The studios make a product apparently very much in demand. Some people don't want to pay for that product so they demonize the industry or the companies. The amount of revenue that industry takes in is irrelevant to its enforcement of copyright laws. If you don't like the laws then work to have them changed. Piracy is not a form of civil disobedience. If you want to protest then carry a sign in front of the theater or arrange a movie/DVD boycott.

    1. Re:So that's the rule? by MrBlackBand · · Score: 1, Insightful
      ...so they demonize the industry or the companies...

      I think the industry is doing a great job of demonizing itself.

      ...potentially deprive them of revenue...

      If I don't buy Van Helsing when it comes out on DVD I'm depriving them of revenue. Does that make me a criminal?

      What happened to right and wrong? Following the law?

      Sometimes things that are illegal are still right and things that are legal are still wrong. I hope one day you will learn this.

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    2. Re:So that's the rule? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If a company or industry is successful it's ok to pirate their products and potentially deprive them of revenue? What happened to right and wrong? Following the law?

      That went out the window about the time this particular industry started corrupting our society by purchasing extensions to the copyright law and, thereby, "legally" stealing from us. Instead of copyrights getting shorter, as they should have done with the advance of the information age, they got longer and longer by ludicrous amounts...and this was not by the choice of the citizens of this country, but by a rich, elite few.

    3. Re:So that's the rule? by cardshark2001 · · Score: 1
      Piracy is not a form of civil disobedience.

      Ehhh.....

      From Dictionary.com:

      Civil Disobedience - Refusal to obey civil laws in an effort to induce change in governmental policy or legislation, characterized by the use of passive resistance or other nonviolent means.

      I think your definition of "piracy" fits into the category of civil disobedience just fine. Perhaps you meant to say "Piracy is not a justified form of civil disobedience"?

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    4. Re:So that's the rule? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is not about piracy or breaking the law. It is about an outdated business model that is being supported by the government. I have an idea, why not base their new model off of how books are sold? I can walk into almost any bookstore, sit down and read a whole book, then get up and walk out without having to pay a dime. I can go online and purchase books in different formats for reasonable prices, including audio books. I can even get these online formats for free from P2P downloading programs and yet the book industry seems to still be making money and in fact actually moving with the times. If an anchient institiution like books sales can make this leap, then surely the Movie Association can....

    5. Re:So that's the rule? by Reverend+Joe · · Score: 1

      What happened to right and wrong?

      Glad to hear you have not and never will use a VCR or view a VHS video tape, as the same industry you are defending decided those things were "wrong" many years ago and still feel they are "wrong", despite the billions these technologies make for them. After all, shouldn't the creators be the ones to exercise ultimate control over their own creation, and, you, as a person who does "right", abide by their wishes?

      Following the law?

      Correct. You win the prize for discovering that it is always "right" to follow the law, and always "wrong" to disobey it. Seig Heil!

      Even if you feel the industry makes plenty of money and won't miss your $8 admission it is still wrong to pirate movies.

      Actually, it's "right" for you not to pirate movies, but it's "wrong" for me not to. I admit my actions in pirating are illegal, but they are most definitely the "right" response to the unchecked attempt by the copyright cartel to expand their control of the public and create an Orwellian division of thought-crime enforcement.

      Are you starting to get some idea of how this "right" and "wrong" stuff works? Do you need more hints? (Hint 1: Some people think there may be some amount of relativism invested in those two terms. Mostly "crazy" people.)

      Piracy is not a form of civil disobedience.

      To this, I can only say: "Yes. It is." As is boycotting. As is anything else I choose to engage in that is:

      a) civil (hint 2: in this context, this word means "non-violent".)
      b) disobedient (hint 3: in this context, this word basically means "against the wishes of the prevailing regime / power brokers / totalitarian state, etc. Aren't these vocabulary lessons *fun*?!?)

      On the other hand, maybe you're right and it is a good idea to let those in power decide exactly how, when, and where those who disagree with the status quo should be allowed to express our displeasure. That way, the voices of the masses will be heard much more effectively, and change will come about much more quickly, because those in power will use their greater resources to their fullest extent in order to encourage effective dissemination of the voices of dissent!

      Bravo for your incisive thinking, dipsh!t. You should be back on solid food soon.

  64. Downloading movies: Still Illegal! by Anubis333 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    We can say whatever we want. It doesn't matter how much money they are sucking into their gullets -copyright infringement is still against the law. A lot of people ignore this 'if the industry is making a profit, that means I'm not hurting anything, which means it must be legal.' -OR- 'Sure I downloaded all the Lord of the Rings on BT, but I saw it a BILLION times in the theater!'

    no.

    You should fight to repeal laws you feel are unjust.
    Do not just surreptitiously break them because you don't agree with them.

    1. Re:Downloading movies: Still Illegal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Laws are simply rules made up by people with more money than me. Remember, it is illegal for both the millionaire and the hobo to sleep under bridges. Guess which one it affects more.

    2. Re:Downloading movies: Still Illegal! by The+Gline · · Score: 1

      The millionaire -- his clothes get dirtier.

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    3. Re:Downloading movies: Still Illegal! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have to disagree with you there. Even the greatest minds in history have struggled with this question, if not outright called bullshit on you.
      Just because it is "a law" is not a sufficicent reason to follow it. Keep in mind I am not lighting up the flaimbait here- i am trying to get to a legitimate point. The question I pose is this: Is copyright, as a law or set of laws, unjust enough to warrant our disobediance?

      Before you say that people "surreptitiously break" these laws, ask if they are doing it for a "good" reason, or simply for personal gain. (perhaps in this case we *all* do it for personal gain). I'm just asking that you don't blanket me (or anyone else) with the "surreptitious" sticker.

      What if I download 100 movies, but never watch any of them as an act of disobediance? is THAT copyright infringement (in the letter of the law? in the spirit?). I think, while these arguments may be abstract, they should *certainly* be considered when we discuss copyright. This isn't the 1950's, and law is NOT black and white.

      The Bishop Desmond Tutu: "to break an unjust law is a moral imperative; not to break an unjust law is to collaborate with it."

      Think about this, and its implications- then thank great men like Ghandi and Martin Luther King Jr. for "surreptitiously" (in *some* people's minds) breaking laws they did not agree with.

      ~skeebe (i forgot my damn password and I'm lazy, hence the AC)

    4. Re:Downloading movies: Still Illegal! by multimed · · Score: 1
      You should fight to repeal laws you feel are unjust. Do not just surreptitiously break them because you don't agree with them.

      I agree with your sentiment, and but also believe that it is sometimes true that copyright infringement is a victimless crime. It is still illegal but if I wouldn't buy something anyway, there is no harm. Put the crime in the same category as minor traffic violations like speeding or rolling stops which are enforced a small fraction of the time.

      All that aside, the fact of the matter is, people who actually understand the principles of intellectual property and believe in balance and reason in copyright law are in such a powerless minority that fighting to repeal the laws is useless. As long as the lawmakers are allowed to accept buckets of money from people and corporations, and as long as the media companies continue to have buckets of money, they will continue to craft intellectual property legislation that is in their favor and to the detriment to the rest of society. Not that I necessarily blame the media companies--of course they're going to act in their own best interests. I'm disappointed in the politicians who take the money over serving the best interests of their constitutients. But most of all, I blame the Supreme Court. Until the day they decide that money is not speech, the system is irrepairably broken.

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    5. Re:Downloading movies: Still Illegal! by Artifakt · · Score: 1

      (IANAL)
      In a normal civil suit, a plaintif can get triple damages and a possible criminal charge against the other party by showing criminal negligence.
      In a civil suit over copy right, the platif can get 5 times damages and a possible criminal charge aganst the other party by merely showing willfullness. Willfullness, as defined by law, is a lot easier to show than Negligence at a criminal level, and in fact is about like showing simple neglegence.
      It's an Animal Farm Law: All parties in a civil suit are equal, but some are more equal than others.

      Offtopic but, love your sig. While we're at it, good workmen still blame their tools, even if they make them work anyway.

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    6. Re:Downloading movies: Still Illegal! by shikan_taza · · Score: 1
      Illegal it may be, but not immoral IMO, because it is no longer a free market in the way Adam Smith meant it. Big Business does so many unethical things (lobbying governments being the least of these) to screw over the common man that it's not even funny any more (this is especially true in India).

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  65. Kill MPAA, RIAA the right way by manabadman · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't think the MPAA's profits make it right or wrong to download movies over the internet.

    It would me feel better to know that the entity I am stealing from isn't going to be destroyed by my theft, but it still doesn't make it right.

    I really,really hate the RIAA, MPAA, and Fraunhofer (mp3 people), but I make my stance by boycotting their products (I try my best in any case) and by telling people the things I find wrong with these organizations. And if you are going to pirate, when in public don't just point out that they have lotsa money anyway, but give your other reasons (inflated prices, price fixing, artist exploitation, etc). I really want things to change. Having illegal foundation arguments hinders, not helps.

    Greets to RBK, VOD, RAC, JAH, APC, RNS, TMD et al !

    1. Re:Kill MPAA, RIAA the right way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't think the MPAA's profits make it right or wrong to download movies over the internet.
      Most people consider it "less wrong" to steal a penny from a rich man, than a hundred dollars from a poor man.
    2. Re:Kill MPAA, RIAA the right way by Peyna · · Score: 1

      Most people consider it "less wrong" to steal a penny from a rich man, than a hundred dollars from a poor man.

      The courts see little difference, except that the rich man can afford a better lawyer.

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    3. Re:Kill MPAA, RIAA the right way by stratjakt · · Score: 1

      I agree. But I also hope that all this rhetoric from the MPAA gets seen by the population, and more importantly, the courts and politicians for the horseshit it is.

      One day, I sat reading slashdot. There was a story about Lucas whining, and the MPAA talking about how cinemas were dying because noone was going, piracy, blah blah.

      I went to the movies that night. They have those advertisement slides before the movie starts. One of the slides is an ad for the slides themselves (Pro-Motion Inc or something). This slide proclaims that theatre attendence has never been higher and now is the time to get your companies logo onto one of these slides.

      So... Umm... Declining, and all cinemas will be closed, vs Record attendance, the future couldn't be brighter... Uhh..

      I myself, have never and will never believe that these shitty homemade handycam movies on the internet will ever hurt theatre attendance. I see movies that interest me, and frankly couldn't imagine watching Spiderman 2 on my computer monitor (hell, even on my TV through my xbox) with a shaky cam, seeing the backs of people heads, people getting up to take a piss, etc..

      I could never imagine taking a date out to "dinner and a shitty-telesync-with-portugese-subtitles".

      Even the "high quality" DVD rips are chock full of compression artifacts and bullshit. It's an imaginary problem they're leveraging to try and get some tighter legal controls, and no more.

      The only movies worth downloading are porn. That's only because the porn industry charges ridiculous prices (like 50 bucks for a new release around here.. bah tits are tits whether they were filmed a decade or a week ago!)

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    4. Re:Kill MPAA, RIAA the right way by iwadasn · · Score: 1


      That may be, but then they shouldn't bring up the "we're losing money" angle. If they're going to try to claim that they're losing money (and that's why they need protection) and then actually lie about it while their profits are extraordinary, then they deserve whatever raping comes their way.

      Stealing (using the term loosly, infringement isn't stealing) from a liar and a cheat isn't exactly the same as stealing from an honest person. Most people realize this, so when the RIAA and MPAA act like the mob (as they often do) then people think it's ok to infringe on their IP, which it is. If you could rob Gotti and not get shot, do you think anyone would tell you not to? Of course not. When scoundrels fall out it is a wise man's delight.

    5. Re:Kill MPAA, RIAA the right way by stj · · Score: 1

      I think "boycott" is a one big nonsense in this case. MPAA and RIAA charge free market prices for their products. Unlike some other things, seeing a movie or hearing a song is not a life-critical necessity, so if I don't think something is worth the price, I don't buy it - very, very simple. In case of movies, I might wait until it shows on Netflix, for example, and maybe, maybe rent it then - for lower price, without the hype. Now and then there are some productions worth seeing for the money they want for them and I'm not going to boycott anything. Now, I go to the movies about twice a year, because there isn't much more that I'd like to see right away.
      I don't think industry gains anything by rising the prices of records or movies. The point is that people have just so much money to spend on entertainment and the whole difference is they will buy one record, or two. If we talk about distributors only, they gain a tiny little bit because they pay royalties and costs on just one record, if people buy one.
      The whole economic model is completely screwed, because different distributors compete for a fixed amount of money by driving up the prices of a single record to the point that people who want to buy them, can efford just that one record from that particular distributor. Ironically, lowering prices will increase profits of the competition, because I, as a customer, don't need two exact same CDs, so for the remaining money, I'm going to buy some other CD, possibly from the competition. Paradoxically, in spite of what it seems from looking at the $1bln mark in the story, this would be more of an example of high demand with limited cash.

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    6. Re:Kill MPAA, RIAA the right way by iwadasn · · Score: 1


      I'd also like to say that anyone who sues the girlscouts for singnig has so fully placed themselves outside the bounds of civilized society that I'm not sure they should be afforded the protections of any of our laws.

    7. Re:Kill MPAA, RIAA the right way by exp(pi*sqrt(163)) · · Score: 2, Interesting
      I don't think the MPAA's profits make it right or wrong
      Maybe it does. Copyright isn't just a right given to people for their pleasure. Let me quote a well known document
      To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries;
      So we have to ask - does a 'loss' of earnings from 'piracy' hinder this Progress. If it does not, then one has to start questioning if it is wrong. This is quite different from other kinds of property rights which are exist as an end in themselves.
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    8. Re:Kill MPAA, RIAA the right way by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Actually, no, the courts see a big difference. The magnitude of a crime, and its effect upon the victim, absolutely does matter to the legal system.

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    9. Re:Kill MPAA, RIAA the right way by das3cr · · Score: 1

      but I make my stance by boycotting their products

      Everyone thinks I'm nuts, but I haven't been to a movie in three years, bought a music recording or rented any movies either. No downloading though, no music library, no movie library. I do however listen to the radio. To heck with the RIAA people.

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    10. Re:Kill MPAA, RIAA the right way by Saeger · · Score: 1
      Most people consider it "less wrong" to steal a penny from a rich man, than a hundred dollars from a poor man.

      Makes perfect sense too, unless you're a Scrooge.

      Who needs the money more? The poor guy. Who loves the money more but doesn't need it as badly? The rich guy. It's less morally wrong to take from the source of greater abundance than the other way around, unless you happen to be that powerful minority who's hoarded disproportionate wealth.

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    11. Re:Kill MPAA, RIAA the right way by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The criminal justice system is mostly indifferent to the standing of the victim compared to the amount of theft that took place (if it's below a certain amount.)

      Civil law indeed takes other factors into consideration where criminal law does not. It doesn't matter if you stole $10 from Bill Gates or from me, you'll probably get a similar punishment.

  66. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by AKAImBatman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Believe it or not, the popularity of DVDs is probably contributing to movies improving. It used to be that they could release a stinky movie with a "catch" (e.g. Jennifer Lopez, The Hulk, etc.), and they could be guaranteed an amazing opening week. The fact that no one really wanted to see the movie again was small potatoes. The cost of improving the movie would be more expensive than it was worth.

    Cue DVDs in 2004. Suddenly, the studio execs realize that 52% of their profits are now coming from people who've seen the movie, but want a permanent or "collector's" copy. Studios thus decide that they need to create really good movies so they can sell you the DVDs 3 times over. (Original, Special Edition, and Collector's Edition. Of course, I'm still waiting for the collectors edition of Nemesis with the extra hour of footage. Hello?! Are B&B listening?! Wait, what am I saying...)

    BTW, when did we confuse the MPAA with the RIAA? Last I knew, the MPAA's biggest crime was the whole DeCSS thing. They actually took a halfway decent approach to piracy with their (admittedly lame) commercials. They've actually been claiming that more blame belongs to the "cell-phone users" who IM their friends that a movie sucks.

  67. Re:confusion? by Phybersyk0 · · Score: 0, Troll

    How the fuck do i get a "-1 Redundant" when i'm the first post-er to ask if the lead-in article was sarcasm or not?

  68. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Who was the intended market? When you make a movie that costs millions of dollars you should expect to make at least you investment back. It's obvious that they didn't do that or they wouldn't be whining about piracy.

  69. But what's the possible amount?-Moral Minority. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "How about judging them on something other than their profit margin, like ethics, respect for rights, etc.?"

    Fine, as long as we get to judge you by the same criteria?

    1. Re:But what's the possible amount?-Moral Minority. by SnakeStu · · Score: 1

      I don't have a problem with that, which is why I didn't post anonymously -- coward.

    2. Re:But what's the possible amount?-Moral Minority. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I don't have a problem with that, which is why I didn't post anonymously -- coward."

      Yeah, right! SnakeStu.

    3. Re:But what's the possible amount?-Moral Minority. by SnakeStu · · Score: 1

      Yes, and with every message I include a link to my Web site, which -- with not much effort -- would provide abundant information about me, how to contact me, etc. Unlike those who post as the all-too-apt Anonymous Coward.

  70. STFU you apologist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Some of us are tired of hearing all the "its not stealing if they don't lose it" jive. Suddenly everyone is a lawyer and wants to argue semantics when it comes to defending GETTING SOMETHING ILEGALLY THAT THEY DID NOT PAY FOR.

    You keep telling yourself that you're not a thief. Maybe you can fool yourself into thinking you are a moral person, but the rest of us disagree.

    1. Re:STFU you apologist by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      Some of us are tired of hearing all the "its not stealing if they don't lose it" jive. Suddenly everyone is a lawyer and wants to argue semantics when it comes to defending GETTING SOMETHING ILEGALLY THAT THEY DID NOT PAY FOR

      That's because it's different.

      Stealing is not wrong because it's illegal

      Stealing is not wrong because you get something for nothing.

      Stealing is wrong because you deprive the rightful owner of his property.

      Copyright infringement is wrong because you're depriving the copyright holder of his government granted monopoly.

      "Stealing" is an emotive word. You should argue the facts, not be swayed by emotions.

  71. Slashdot Logic by kentrel · · Score: 1

    *sigh* Because they're big and rich it's okay to steal...

    1. Re:Slashdot Logic by NSash · · Score: 1

      *sigh* Because they're big and rich it's okay to steal...

      Exactly. Robin Hood is a folk hero, while Kenneth Lay is just a criminal. Savvy?

    2. Re:Slashdot logic by Dizzle · · Score: 1

      Or the flip side to that argument is that you're wrong.

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    3. Re:Slashdot logic by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      The point was to illuminate the fallacy of the statement that downloading harms sales because sales dipped. This is what happened to the music industry, of course; sales dipped and they blamed it on downloaders. Well, we'll see...

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    4. Re:Slashdot logic by rd_syringe · · Score: 1

      I understand your point. I was making a statement on the general consensus here on Slashdot.

      You point out that the music industry blamed downloaders, and people here kept saying piracy had no correlation. Yet when Slashdot posted that sales when up in Australia last year, the article summary and all the posters fell over themselves saying "See, piracy is good!" fast enough.

      I was just pointing out the contradiction. When sales are down, suddenly piracy has nothing to do with it. When sales are up, suddenly piracy has a lot to do with it. The truth is, nobody knows exactly how much piracy has hurt sales, but you'd be silly to pretend it's not a lot. It's only common sense. We should respect copyright holder rights. Copyright doesn't only extend to GPL violations, you know (and witness how up in arms people get when that happens). There really isn't any legal or ethical justification for pirating people's music. Yes, I've done it, as have probably 99% of the people posting here. But I'm not going to pretend I didn't break the law and also do something immoral toward the artist. I can imagine being in their shoes, having spent three months making an album only to have it ripped and stuck up on eMule for everyone to download in a lossless APE file complete with scanned cover art. Someday, piracy is going to affect things to the point where it's undeniable. Until then, I think it's silly to hold contradictory viewpoints about it, which is why I pointed it out.

    5. Re:Slashdot logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not contradictory. We all know that when we started downloading, we found out that there were a lot of good music out there, and bought a lot of CD's. The RIAA didn't believe us, but when someone admitted that their sales went up, we had the proof.

      We also know that they (nearly) stopped making good music. So, sales went down. Who could be surprised about that, except the RIAA?

      So yes, piracy and buying more CD's were at least one of the causes when sales increased. Piracy and buying more CD's were not the cause when it decreased. Lack of music worth buying or downloading was[1]. No contradictions here.

      [1] Yes, I have a gnutella client. There is no music worth downloading out there. (MPAA) movies are too big, and too unreliable quality. The only thing worth downloading are JPGs and non-MPAA movies (i.e. pr0n).

    6. Re:Slashdot logic by rd_syringe · · Score: 1

      It's not contradictory. We all know that when we started downloading, we found out that there were a lot of good music out there, and bought a lot of CD's. The RIAA didn't believe us, but when someone admitted that their sales went up, we had the proof.

      We also know that they (nearly) stopped making good music. So, sales went down. Who could be surprised about that, except the RIAA?


      At what point did they suddenly stop making good music? That's a subjective opinion and therefore irrelevant. You can't pinpoint a time at which they suddenly stopped putting out good music and as a result, sales went down.

      I could just as easily point out that piracy became so rampant and widespread with the various post-Napster clients that sales suddenly started going down. My argument would be no different from yours.

      So yes, piracy and buying more CD's were at least one of the causes when sales increased.

      Correlation does not equal causation.

      Piracy and buying more CD's were not the cause when it decreased. Lack of music worth buying or downloading was[1]. No contradictions here.

      You just restated what I said--piracy somehow has a connection when sales go up, but no connection when they go down. I don't see how you could possibly be arguing such a contradictory point.

  72. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by DaHat · · Score: 3, Informative

    Most theatres do... although only if you leave well before the end.

  73. Uh... by NarcolepticPenguin · · Score: 1

    So, the MPAA made you waste your time and money, by making a crappy movie that you in turn _had_ to download? You pay for broadband service, or you use bandwidth while at a workplace of some sort, in order to download movies you yourself hate? Is it just me, or does this smack of goofiness?

  74. DL != Loss of sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The MPAA makes the assumption that there is a 1 to 1 loss of sale (of a DVD, theatre ticket, etc) every time someone downloads a movie but this is clearly too high a ratio. I'll admit that I download 6 movies this year that I wouldn't have paid any money to see. I was actually suprised by one of the movies and ended up buying the DVD (Big Fish). Some movies I downloaded out of spite - too many movies have those annoying red dots on the screen. (I thought Galadriel was breaking out with zits!) Some movies I download to see if they're worth me spending money on. Movie downloads hurt crappy movies but those would've lost money anyway.

  75. shameless plagarism by Psymunn · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "I should point out that a healthy industry is not an excuse for stealing intellectual property. Cop: "You're under arrest for stealing TV's from Sears!" Crook: "What? But Sears posted a 13% profit increase in the 3rd quarter! They can afford this!" That doesn't work." - Psymunn

    See what i just did?!? I stole your intellectual property. I took credit for something you said. But wait.. I can't help but notice, affexed to my own post, your quote is still there, glaringly obvious for all to see...
    Surely if I stole it, it must be gone. Mayhaps a diffrent crime has taken place, but theft it can not be...
    I thinkt he problem people have is not that there is health of the industry, therefore I can steal but the possiblity (though this has never been proven) that P2P actually helps the movie industry. After all, thanks to me, your words got approximatly twice as much viewage (my taking credit for them however was morally bankrupt, that i must admit). Years ago people where declaring that VCRs would be the death of the movie theatre business. But, what people don't realise is, I do not have a 3 story high screen in my basment and, some movies, really are meant to be seen on a BFS (big friendly screen). I think (with music, and movies) P2P allows people to sample things a lot more and, with a bit of luck, will ultimatly mean the death of one-hit-wonders.
    Granted, illegally copying copyrighted material is still illegal, but all that clamping down on this apparant scourge on society is giong to do is, hopefully, help the indie guys who aren't making much money and just want to have their stuff seen.

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    1. Re:shameless plagarism by TheAdventurer · · Score: 1

      You have taken my meaning out of context and used as fuel for an invalid argument based on the semantics of the word "stealing" to support an out of date and largely ignored point of view that getting things for free helps commerce.

      It would have been more productive if you had decided to infer the meaning from my post that I clearly meant to convey.

      But since I'm right about the situation, you wouldn't really do that because disagreeing with the fact that breaking intellectual property laws is healthy for commerce would require you to be illogical and therefore irrelavent.

    2. Re:shameless plagarism by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually, he was pointing out a flaw in your analogy. Intellecutal property is not real property and copying it is not 'theft.' It is intellectual property infringement, which is treated differently under the law for very valid reasons.

      Your meaning, of course, was that just because a store can 'afford' to be stolen from, stealing from it is still not justified. His point was that, unlike real theft, intellectual property infringement can sometimes be of monetary benefit to the 'injured' party, a crucial point since damages for intellectual property infringement are based largely on harm done due to the infringement.

      You never really addressed his point that some forms of IP infringement can be helpful to the injured party. Calling an argument 'outdated' doesn't really carry any force unless you can give some point to explain why the argument is 'outdated.' In the cases of small bands and niche markets, free publicity is crucial and these folks aren't too strict about enforcing their IP rights, out of self interest. Of course, with major bands and large movies it's less important since these folks can buy their publicity wholesale and don't want alternate means of distribution that could compete with their theaters and video stores, whom they have a snuggly relationship with.

      I'll give you one example (among many). I make Anime Music Videos. I do this by ripping material from DVDs and turning them into music videos. Because of this hobby of mine, I've spent about $150 on obscure DVDs in the past few years. I've gotten hooked on a series or two (try Wolf's Rain) from watching pirated dvds online.

      you wouldn't really do that because disagreeing with the fact that breaking intellectual property laws is healthy for commerce would require you to be illogical and therefore irrelavent.

      5 negatives in one sentance. All I have to say is Wow! (Or maybe 'huh?')

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    3. Re:shameless plagarism by Some+Bitch · · Score: 1
      But since I'm right about the situation, you wouldn't really do that because disagreeing with the fact that breaking intellectual property laws is healthy for commerce would require you to be illogical and therefore irrelavent.

      Bullshit. I realise slashdot moderation is not exactly a reliable measure of post quality but on this occasion the fact that he's at +5 and you're (not to put too fine a point on it) not speaks volumes.

    4. Re:shameless plagarism by TrekkieGod · · Score: 4, Insightful
      You have taken my meaning out of context and used as fuel for an invalid argument based on the semantics of the word "stealing"

      Err...he used sarcasm to point out that your use of the word "stealing" is wrong. Just because two things are illegal, it doesn't mean there's no difference between two crimes. Let me see how you like it if I do it. "Look...he took money from that bank. He's loitering!" He tried to explain to you that what he did with your quote was plagiarizing it, not stealing it. You can't steal quotes, you can't steal movies (unless you rob a store and take the dvd).

      Stealing something and copying a copyrighted material are two completely different crimes. Just because it's done with movies via the net instead of with books via xerox machines doesn't give you the right to give it a new term.

      ...to support an out of date and largely ignored point of view that getting things for free helps commerce.

      Out of date and largely ignored? You don't get free samples of food at the supermarkets you shop? You don't get aol cd's giving you 1000 free hours (or however many they're giving these days. Free samples are EVERYWHERE. You must hook the customer so he can start buying your stuff. I just got a free 12-month subscription of sports illustrated. Really, this isn't a hypothetical example, I did. I would never buy sports illustrated, but it's free, and it's here at the house, so I read it. Maybe in 12 months I'll start to like it, who knows?

      It would have been more productive if you had decided to infer the meaning from my post that I clearly meant to convey.

      When arguing, you can do two things. You can show someone where they are wrong, and you can, (pay attention, this is important), show them a different point of view. He showed a different point of view and I think it was an effective enough argument.

      But since I'm right about the situation

      That's great. I'm going to claim that I'm right now, ok? Will that settle the discussion, and will you accept my side? Don't reply again saying that you're right, that's just going to cause me to have to reply once more to say that I'm right, and...damn, this is messing with my head, where will it stop???

      you wouldn't really do that because disagreeing with the fact that breaking intellectual property laws is healthy for commerce would require you to be illogical and therefore irrelavent.

      Now you're getting it. Sometimes the breaking of these intellectual property laws IS healthy for the commerce, you're right. Seriously though, it serves as a free sample, which causes the person to decide that the movie they thought was going to be horrible is actually worth seeing it in the theatre, where the quality doesn't freaking suck. Like others pointed out, it also helps to increase the quality of the movies in hollywood, because people stop paying for bad movies, since they know it's bad ahead of time. It keeps the pressure on for the movie industry to do some quality control on their stuff.

      Perfect quality videos would be a bit worse, although not by much. There's still the "This is a great, I want to see it in the big screen" factor, as well as the whole atmosphere of a movie theatre. DVD's offer stuff that's not pirated like special features, and the nice little case. I own 220+ dvd's (it's been a while since I counted), and I'm a college student. Imagine how many I would have if I had more funds. I've also downloaded movies, but I can honestly say that not a single movie I downloaded and liked has not been bought or is not on the list of my monthly movie to buy. Heck, it hasn't even stopped me from renting, much less going to the theatre or buying.

      Here's how it is. Try and argue these points:

      Does piracy hurt? It depends, it can. Does piracy help? It depends, it can. Should piracy be illegal? It already is, why are you complaining? Should piracy be treated as th

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    5. Re:shameless plagarism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Owned, much? Thanks for shutting the parent up -- I was just about to start throwing apples at his oranges.

    6. Re:shameless plagarism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so you would support the idea that George Lucas owes Akira Kurosawa money for all the plagiarising he did? Or how about half the profits for Reservoir Dogs going to John Woo?

      Or how about all those other feeble-minded US retreads of successful foreign films?

      In order for intellectual property to exist, there must be genuine creativity. I'm afraid Hollywood just doesn't make the grade..

  76. Obligatory Simpsons Quote by Mastadex · · Score: 4, Funny

    Reinier Wolfcastle: Its me standing infront of a brick wall of three hours. It cost eighty milion dollars.

    Jay Sherman: [To Reinier Wolfcastle] How do you sleep at night??

    Wolfcastle: On top of a pile of money, with many beautiful ladies.

    Jay: Yeash, Just asking.

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  77. better stories by smatt-man · · Score: 0

    IMHO they need to stop spending $20 million per movie for Ben Afleck to suck and use the money on good writers to come up with better plots.

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  78. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 2, Funny

    You have to remember that most of the /. crowd are the reason dodgeball has disappeared from schools these days. They were on the receiving end of those vicious headshots

    Speak for yourself. I always aim for the legs, as it's harder to catch that way.

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  79. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by devphaeton · · Score: 1

    I have said before that if they stop making movies that suck that people will go and see them.

    While I:

    1) Agree that you are correct in that a lot of the movies they've put out (Dewd, where's my car?) have been ridiculously stupid..

    2) Say most of your argument also applies to the music industry and 90% of the music being produced...

    I must say that for all the really dumb shit that gets produced, there are plenty of people waiting in line to go eat it up.

    I'm really surprised that LOTR did as well as it did, if you want MHO. Most people don't want a good story, they want cheesy humour, lots of explosions and impossible car physics. (see also your most popular video games).

    I could not solicit any friends to go see LOTR with me, and i went during prime movie time (evenings on fridays and saturdays), and i probably counted a dozen people outside of myself in the theatre. Two people were so enthralled with the movie that they talked on their cell phone for about an hour each.

    It baffles, scares, and humiliates me to see how many people seek mindless entertainment for their "me too!" lives.

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  80. Ignorant Nonsense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nothing they can do makes copywrite infringements moral

    You're so ignorant you can't even spell copyright.

    Free clue for you - where I live, sharing of files on a non-commercial basis is perfectly legitimate, with court judgements to prove it. Or are you now going to try to claim that the way the law works here is "immoral" ?

  81. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All I've got to say is this...

    The Producers

  82. Submitter need an English lesson... by jpetts · · Score: 0, Redundant

    this huge mountain of cash that is literally being metaphorically syphoned

    Bleeeeechhh!

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    1. Re:Submitter need an English lesson... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ahem. I think you missed the joke.

  83. Let's watch that again in slow motion by stonecypher · · Score: 1

    literally being metaphorically

    C'mon, Taco.

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    1. Re:Let's watch that again in slow motion by nagora · · Score: 1
      literally being metaphorically

      I was joking! Lighten up.

      TWW

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  84. spiderman 2 by Tstuckel · · Score: 1

    Spidey did 180mil this last weekend. I'd say that downloads of it before did absolutely nothing to detract from opening day money take. It sounds cliche, but they freak at technology the way radio did at television. They aren't thinking of making their craft (producing movies)better, they just worried that someone else will make some money. How many of the recent(last two years)movies just bite because of bad writing and production. /rant over

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    1. Re:spiderman 2 by VoxCombo · · Score: 1

      on what information do you base your assumption? Do you think it's possible that without piracy, teh film may have made 190 instead of 180? And surely piracy will hurt DVD sales much more than it will hurt box office recipts.

    2. Re:spiderman 2 by Tstuckel · · Score: 1

      I got my info thru moviego.com. With or without downloads it made 180mil. Thats a fact. Whether it is sunny or rainy affects whether people goto theaters. The amount that download affects is smaller than what the weather affects, in my opinion. If I like a movie, I like to see it in a theater. If it strikes me as something I want to own, I buy the DVD (mostly for the blooper reel).
      As to downloads, do them take up a lot of space on your hard drive? Space on hard drives is one for each user to consider. :)

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    3. Re:spiderman 2 by VoxCombo · · Score: 1
      I'm not questioning your 180 million number. I am questioning your information regarding the effect of piracy of box office numbers.

      Here's another quote from you: "The amount that download affects is smaller than what the weather affects, in my opinion."

      What do your base your opinion on? I don't mean to insult, but your personal anecdotal evidence is hardly justification for the claims you are making.

      I'm glad that if you like a movie you will see it in the theater, and if you want to own it, you buy it. That makes you one of the good ones, and I applaud your honesty. Unfortunately, many people choose to be less honest than you, and it is within the MPAA's moral and legal rights to do something about those people, BEFORE IT BECOMES A BIGGER PROBLEM.

  85. Re:confusion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate sarcasm.

  86. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by MenTaLguY · · Score: 4, Interesting

    90% of everything is crap.

    Also, crap is relative.

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  87. Our boycott ... by fayd · · Score: 5, Funny

    is really working out for us, they're really on the ropes now.

  88. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by mAineAc · · Score: 1

    I know what you mean. They are rating movies 'R' now adays just because someone smokes a joint or slaps a woman. What happened to movies like Porky's or Fast times at Ridgemont High that you could expect to get a good boob shot or two. ;)

  89. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1
    Perhaps they should try and make blockbuster months EVERY month instead of just June (6/2003 was their previous single month record according to the article).

    I think one of the mistakes the studios make is spending so damn much on a movie that it's a loser unless it makes $200 mill+. Not every movie HAS to be a blockbuster, but that's what they go for. If they must put out so many movies, how about more movies that cost less to make but still have a quality story?

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  90. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I really liked the butterfly effect... (uhm, you insensitive clod?)

  91. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Bearpaw · · Score: 1
    Do you understand what sarcasm is? See, me saying "critically acclaimed", "Gigli", "and other fantastic movies that go straight to DVD" was supposed to clue you in to the HUMOR.

    I dunno about flynt, but personally I'm clued into HUMOR only by something actually being funny. It's a terrible handicap these days, but I somehow still manage to find life worth living.

  92. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry but not all of us have a bad sense of humor.

  93. Re:confusion? by Phybersyk0 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    actually, no. I wasn't trying to be sarcastic.
    I think I've just got a case of "The Stupids".
    Maybe I should read it again.

  94. Movies these days.... by devphaeton · · Score: 1

    ....are all about product placement and creating a backdrop for a line of action figures and video games.

    Of course, there have also been movies made from video games.

    And there are video games with product placement (driv3r, anyone?) strewn about them.

    It all makes me so sick i don't ever want to watch another movie or play another game, sometimes...

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  95. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by hwapper · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Don't know how much I agree with that. Sometimes the studio exec's ok a movie that's championed by an actor/actress/director that's on a hot streak. One need look no further than Battlefield Earth.

    No one can deny how bad it is, I mean when they read the script and it says, "...Fade in, John Travolta walks in on stilts...." they should have laughed their collective asses off and get gotten the "not just no, hell no" stamp out.

    But it was championed by Travolta so the exec's didn't stop this waste of film.

  96. Can't resist by missing000 · · Score: 1

    Needs. More. Cowbell.

    1. Re:Can't resist by rowanxmas · · Score: 1

      that was a great SNL skit, and makes me more eager for "Anchorman" to come out.

    2. Re:Can't resist by karnal · · Score: 1

      Nothing like Will Farrell to make me want to go out and buy a cowbell for my drum set.

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    3. Re:Can't resist by missing000 · · Score: 1
      that was a great SNL skit, and makes me more eager for "Anchorman" to come out.
      I know what you mean. I found this very funny this morning. Talk about politics merging with entertainment!
  97. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by swdunlop · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The highly groomed, preened and prepped young teen markets, of course. Oversaturated with hype from Viacom's twin dumping spouts -- Nickelodeon and MTV. Our poor kids get fed a tremendous amount of tie-in movie hype from these two, alone, let alone Disney's all-advertising, all-the-time channel.

    The only youth oriented channel on US Cable that doesn't steadily pump our kids full of marketing hype is Cartoon Network, and that's probably just a matter of time.

  98. Meanwhile, back in the music industry by Thagg · · Score: 3, Interesting

    The LA Times has an interesting story today (registration required, sorry) about the Mexican music industry. It is in the process of being destroyed by piracy. I think that the movie industry is about five years behind the music industry in terms of the impact of downloading, mostly because the file size is so much higher. It will happen, though. Note well that that Harry Potter film that they are talking about cost about $120 million to make, as opposed to a record which might cost about $1 million. That money has to be recovered or the movie will not be made. Movies will, of course, continue to be made when piracy becomes rampant, but they will be dramatically different. They will be far cheaper, and will be filled with product placement. Hopefully, I'll be retired by that point. thad

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    1. Re:Meanwhile, back in the music industry by Tstuckel · · Score: 1

      It cost 120mil to make but has made 225mil box office alone. Dvd is usually about four times box office and then there are other retail considerations(toys). I'd say they are making there money back plus.

      Do you think they could have made it better? /rant over

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    2. Re:Meanwhile, back in the music industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or maybe, just maybe, they'll be made by real artists in their back bedrooms who occasionally come out with something amazing and beautiful, and be released in open fashion so everyone can collaborate and produce the kind of films people really like, like, say, a decent matrix sequel.

    3. Re:Meanwhile, back in the music industry by Hans+Lehmann · · Score: 4, Insightful
      The LA Times has an interesting story today about the Mexican music industry. It is in the process of being destroyed by piracy.

      Please note that it's the Mexican music *Industry* that's being hurt. The music continues to be played & recorded, and people are still listening to it. The ones that are being hurt are the middle-men that try to price CDs at the equivelant of $15-$20 U.S., in a country where there average daily wage is about $4. And they wonder why their business model isn't working??

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    4. Re:Meanwhile, back in the music industry by CristalShandaLear · · Score: 1

      But Mexican consumers say record companies could learn a thing or two from pirates, who provide entertainment that's fast, cheap, reliable and customized. Bootleggers have been known to provide special orders and speedy delivery to rival anything from the studios... ...The shadow industry has likewise become a major employer, providing jobs to tens of thousands of itinerant vendors who oppose any attempts to squelch their livelihoods. Mexican artists are wary of complaining too forcefully, lest they be perceived as greedy and indifferent to their struggling fans. Meanwhile, organized crime and corrupt cops are profiting handsomely from the trade.

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      This has nothing to do with downloads and everything to do with CD pirating which could be done by anyone.

      It also seems that the bootleggers in this scenario are providing exactly the music people want, with a speed and efficiency the "industry" can't match.

      Sounds like the real "industry" needs to step up their game and lower their prices to something near what people can afford. Or start paying the cops more than the bootleggers pay them.

    5. Re:Meanwhile, back in the music industry by Thagg · · Score: 1
      Hans Lehmann says Please note that it's the Mexican music *Industry* that's being hurt. The music continues to be played & recorded, and people are still listening to it.


      When the Mexican music "industry" you speak so poorly of disappears, who exactly will be recording this music? The music referred to in the LA Times article is native Mexican music, not imported USian music.


      If people want their music to be produced in garages, then that's what they'll get. A lot of great music can be made that way, especially with modern digital recording techniques. It's kind of a bummer, though, if that's the only kind of music that can be produced.


      It is useful to see this ultimate result of the piracy phenomenon getting played out so close to home. Maybe people will notice. I somehow doubt it, though.


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    6. Re:Meanwhile, back in the music industry by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Now granted, I know bugger all about mexican music, but when I hear the mexicans rolling down the street, they're never playing anything you couldn't record in a garage, or better yet, an empty concert hall somewhere (for that oompah music.) And I live in California, so this is about as close to Mexico as you can get without hitting up El Paso, TX, or actually going to Mexico.

      Interestingly I heard almost no music when I was actually in Mexico, but it was indistinguishable (to me) from the stuff that they listen to here in Estados Unidos Norteamericano.

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    7. Re:Meanwhile, back in the music industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the movie industry is 5 years behind the state of the music industry, they have 5 years to improve their product. They aren't. They've chosen a legal battle.

      Why do people go see movies? First release. It's where the latest and hopefully greatest are. Even in the days of short theater to DVD cycles, it's usually still released in the theater first.

      Also, most people go to movies to see it on a honkin huge screen, kickass sound system, etc. The experience is a big deal to moviegoers. Most people, even from the geek or 'phile crowd, still realize that setting up a top notch home based system is expensive and time consuming. If they could get rid of the loud, obnoxious people or the fellas that slurp their drinks or crinkle their candy paper loudly, that'd be great, but people still go.

      Downloading size is a big issue today and may not be in the future; they should be looking at that as part of their business plan.

      If they increase their product and tech, file size is not going to be that much of an isse. You can ramp up video technology far faster than the economics of ramping up networking speed or hard drive space. The demand for faster wired networking to the home (broadband) or home based network (10/100/1000), imo, is becoming less and less. In terms of the new movie experience, multiple screens, caves, 3d, higher resolution, larger screens with higher resolution pictures, are ALL available to them and will easily trounce and keep ahead of the demand for faster networking. Faster networking is being demanded on the ISP front, not the home front now. And you have to worry less about wireless because, unless some breakthough comes in, the FCC is not going to open up the door to massive bandwidth, even with the traditional TV bands likely to go up for sale in the near future.

      If the movie industry becomes stagnant and turns into the movie industry, it'll be because they did not progress sufficiently. If they insist on seeing customers as the enemy, well, they've seen the enemy and have done squat to effectively combat their concerns.

    8. Re:Meanwhile, back in the music industry by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Dammit, stop saying "rampant". Please.

      And I got news for you, movie "piracy" already is rampant. Of course, if you know me you know that I'm using the term "piracy" very loosely in this context. Install a BitTorrent client and log in to supernova.org if you want to see how hard it is to grab a movie. Granted, you'll want a decent broadband connection but that's not so hard to get nowadays. Most of the DVD rips that I've seen actually aren't too bad (at least NTSC quality for the most part), and if there's one thing that Napster and the MP3 revolution has taught us, "good enough" is, well, good enough. So really the movie industry isn't all that far behind the music industry, certainly not five years. Since the advent of BitTorrent grabbing a gig or so rip of a movie or a TV show isn't that hard, and it's pretty popular.

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    9. Re:Meanwhile, back in the music industry by Jackie_Chan_Fan · · Score: 0

      Music is different though. Its small, and its also released in uncompressed cds that are easily copied. The movie industry is a bit different. They release to theaters in film format. The only way to copy the film is to film it with your mini DV cam, or go the very expensive root and have the film scanned. The other option would be in the future when digital projections are the norm, then someone simply copies and compresses, or hell rips the whole thing. Music and film are two very different beasts. And have you been to mexico? There is a reason why mexicans try to sneak into the US every day. Mexico is full of poverty. POVERTY creates piracy. When your audience cant afford your product, and you ignore that fact.... they will rip you off (fight back) anyway they can.

    10. Re:Meanwhile, back in the music industry by ram.loss · · Score: 3, Informative
      CDs at the equivelant of $15-$20 U.S., in a country where there average daily wage is about $4


      Just a little nitpick, US $4 is the *minimum* daily wage in Mexico, I know we have really low wages over here, but the average is certanly higher than the minimum ;-).
      And yeah, only big retail stores sell CDs now. All the small shops (if they still exist) sell pirated CDs (!)but on the bright side, most of the "catalog" CDs are US$7-10 and only the newest are sold at US $15-20.

      But then again, these are CD "pirates" (as in organized crime) we are talking about; the computers/homes ratio here is way too low and it takes ages to download songs at a decent bitrate by dial-up. The vast majority of pirated music is acquired by buying pirated CDs on the street, rather than downloading it. If the Mexican Recording Industry is being destroyed, it is not because of those damn downloaders

    11. Re:Meanwhile, back in the music industry by real_smiff · · Score: 1

      this is also a much more serious problem, because it's funding organised crime, with all the nasty that infers. but we're going OT, though presumably a similar thing applies to pirate DVDs over there?

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    12. Re:Meanwhile, back in the music industry by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      When the Mexican music "industry" you speak so poorly of disappears, who exactly will be recording this music?

      Musicians.

      IMHO a big improvement from the current industry produced music, that sounds just the same as what the same industry produced yesterday. New singer, a new pair of t*ts, but it sounds the same anyway.

  99. Slashdot logic by rd_syringe · · Score: 1, Interesting

    "Piracy has nothing to do with sales losses! There is absolutely no correlation. Remember, 'correlation does not equal causation.' You're just making crap content, and that's why people aren't buying it. Let's ignore the question of why someone would download something if it sucked."

    "Well, well! Sales are up! Just like I've been arguing all along, piracy affects sales. There is a direct connection between piracy and sales, and the more piracy, the better."

    The funny part is that all this argument still ignores the fact that it doesn't fucking matter if you college dorm room pirates think piracy helps or hurts anything--it's not legal and it's not ethical for you to take it upon yourselves to violate somebody's rights. Yes, believe it or not, content creators have rights to the property they make. I know, it's such a crazy idea and all.

  100. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by TommydCat · · Score: 3, Funny
    Sad truth to the industry is that a good 75% of movies made are because of the "buzz" that surrounds the script and writer rather than anyone actually having read it or met the person.

    And yes, I made that number up!

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  101. It's you that should shut the fuck up, ignoramus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You keep telling yourself that you're not a thief

    No, actually, it was the Supreme Court that told me I wasn't a thief. So there's not even a semantic argument, at least where I live. You may be tired of hearing it, but that doesn't make you right. File sharing is not stealing. File sharing is not illegal. Period.

    I'm tired of hearing MegaEntCorp apologists like you libelling me as a thief - how about you have a nice big mug of STFU?

  102. You have to prove harm first else the law is wrong by gelfling · · Score: 1

    All you crytofascists defending the industry strictly on the basis that income doesn't matter, the law is the law are forgetting the most important aspect of creating regulations like this in the first place.

    They are created to remediate a real or potential harm. Otherwise the motion picture companies could create regulations on how many hours a day you're allowed to look at the sky or how many dogs you're allowed to own.

    But they don't because they can't connect the dots between hours of skywatching and dog ownership and their purported harm.

    So in the case of your blessed motion picture industry putting the screws to everyone and everything in the name of revenue - - - guess what - - it's a lie and their original justification doesn't wash. Therefore the underpinnings of the regulation are flawed greedy nonsense.

  103. It's already fair. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to be fair, does anyone know how much ticket prices have gone up in the same time?

    It's fair, even without knowing that.

    If they're raising their prices, and their profit increases, then they're simply adjusting the price for what the market will bear. If they raised their prices, and lost money, then that means that they were charging too much.

  104. Slashdot Logic-Inflationary. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Or "It doesn't hurt anybody."

    I guess the same can be said about rampent inflation. After all I DO have all the greenbacks I started with.

  105. i never understood why the mpaa feared downloading by circletimessquare · · Score: 4, Insightful

    people go to movies for the same reason people go to church: it's a community thing

    no, really, it's sociological and psychological

    the sea of humans around you is a major reason people go to movies, it's not just for the big screen and the great audio

    movie is culture, and you partake of your culture and announce your allegiance to your culture by going to movie houses... movies are our shared cultural experiences, the thread of common experience which makes us who we are, and to be certain that everyone around you knows who the tinman in the wizard of oz is, or the shark in jaws, or who neo is and what the matrix is... this is no small thing, it is an important part of knowing who you are and what community you belong to

    human beings are pack animals, and we do things in groups, for better or for worse, because we all have a need to belong, and we derive pleasure from feeling part of a group

    if the mpaa is threatened by downloading, then they haven't been studying their history: the vcr didn't kill them, television didn't kill them (that was one of the reasons why the widescreen format was born in the 1950s: movies wanted to make sure their content couldn't be put on tv easily, but it was still unnecessary... televangelists didn't kill churches, and television didn't kill moviehouses)

    now, the riaa is another story, as most people enjoy music in solitude

    and books are another story too: wood pulp has a higher screen contrast, versatility, durability, and battery usage than any laptop could hope to achieve

    so movies and books need not fear p2p

    but music? p2p is going to eat the music industry alive

    it's all amout the medium, how it is stored and used, and movies have nothing to fear from p2p if they truly understand their own business and its relation to american culture, to world culture, and sociology

    watching a lossy version of a movie that took me 20 hours to download on my 17 inch monitor will never replace sitting in the cathedral of the modern cinema, happily munching away on popcorn in a sea of my fellow human beings around me, laughing at the same jokes, gasping at the same tragedies

    it's part of the moviegoing experience you can never recreate at home

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  106. Well this OBVIOUSLY prooves their point... by TheTXLibra · · Score: 3, Funny

    For you see, the poor movie industries only broke $1 Billion instead of $5 Billion. Obviously their profits were cut by 80% thanks to the evil Dr. Kazaa. Can't you see how they are now suffering? How our poor stars are only able to be afforded salaries in the lower nine digits? How the producers are barely able to make the payments on their own personal third-world countries, I will never know. This is an abomination that cannot be tolerated any longer.

    Why, even when they offer us the ridiculously low subsidy rate of a mere $25 per DVD, do those villanous pirates continue to destroy this sacred and nearly-profitless art? Why, when the movies are so kind as to offer us amazingly low discount prices on drinks, snacks, and tickets, do they feel the need to steal the very food from the mouths of babies dependent on those ticket-sales. Babies who will never see their own space-shuttle for their 5th birthday, but will have to wait until they are 6!!! SIX, I say!!!!

    The inhumanity of man towards man has indeed reached it's highest point, and I ask that we all bow our heads and weep for the loss of the Movie Industry, for it is they who suffer the most for our shortcomings as mere human beings.

    Amen.

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    1. Re:Well this OBVIOUSLY prooves their point... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jealous?

  107. contragraphy by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    "Literally" means "exactly as written", without interpretation, as opposed to "figuratively", which means "including stylistic or referential information", with at least some interpretation. "Metaphorically" is one kind of "figuratively", where one image, object or relationship is used in place of another, to explain in more familiar terms, or include unstated characteristics. "Literally" contradicts "metaphorically". Know what I'm sayin'?

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    1. Re:contragraphy by MrBlackBand · · Score: 1

      Perhaps you should look up "humor".

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    2. Re:contragraphy by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Surely you jest. Laughing *at* a semiliterate poster is hardly as funny as laughing *with* them, as I did with the rest of their sarcastic story.

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    3. Re:contragraphy by pclminion · · Score: 1
      Actually, the use of the word "literally" as hyperbole is very well accepted. The fact that the usage is ironic does not invalidate the usage.

      Consider the phrase, "I could care less." This typically is used to mean "I couldn't care less," but it is a common and accepted usage. As another example, take the expression "Big whoop," which on the surface seems to indicate great excitement, but is actually used to express indifference.

      Expressing a concept by stating its opposite is a very common mode in English. All languages have funny little quirks and idioms like this. To use another contrary phrase, "Big deal."

    4. Re:contragraphy by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I've heard these errors masquerading as style - I don't like them. "Big deal" is always sarcastic, as is evident in spoken tone/rhythm, although "this is a big deal", properly including a subject and verb along with the descriptive direct object, is never sarcastic, unless expressed as a question. "Big whoop" is always sarcastic, as "whoop" isn't used in any other expression, except the ambiguous ejaculation "whoopie", or one of many ambiguous English references to sex.

      I like English's quirks, speaking many subcultural dialects myself - I've communicated well from Silicon Valley and the redwoods, through New Orleans, through Brooklyn and Manhattan, and across Canada, not to mention ghettos around the globe - often with high stakes. I like this story:

      A linguistics lecturer said to their audience, "of all the languages in the world, we find many which use the double negative as positive, and others which use it as negative. But while we've found many which use the double positive as positive, there are none which accept the double positive as negative". During his pause, from the back row could be heard the sound of someone saying, "yeah, yeah".

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  108. Or alternately.. by SuperKendall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Another case not counted is "downloaded but still bought tickets AND the DVD".

    People download movies all the time and still buy the DVD or go see the movie (or both). So you can't even count all of these numbers as "potential sales lost" because some were converted into actual sales - we just don't know how much.

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  109. Gigli wasn't critically acclaimed by whoda · · Score: 1

    It was panned by nearly every reviewer that saw it.

    By downloading it, you proved to the movie execs that:

    1. Not everyone reads reviews, and/or heads them.
    2. Even with alot of bad publicity, some idiot somewhere wants your product, no matter how much it sucks.

    1. Re:Gigli wasn't critically acclaimed by sketerpot · · Score: 1
      Even with alot of bad publicity, some idiot somewhere wants your product, no matter how much it sucks.

      "Ladies and Gentlemen, our target market for this movie is people who are into kinky bondage stuff. Yes, it's really that painful to watch"

    2. Re:Gigli wasn't critically acclaimed by Tassach · · Score: 1
      "Ladies and Gentlemen, our target market for this movie is people who are into kinky bondage stuff." Nah, that's what The Perils of Gwendoline is for.

      Now, if you tie someone up and force them to watch Gigli on endless repeat, that would be sadistic.

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  110. I don't know what to think. by Cytlid · · Score: 1

    On one hand, you know "stealing" intellectual property is wrong, and definitely against the law. On the other hand, there's something fishy about making a product that is utlimately infinitely reproducable.

    I mean, if I make a product, then I can make an ungodly number of reproductions of it, for very little resources, doesn't that drive it's value down to almost zero? What's happened in this country? We're practically patenting ideas. I think tomorrow I will patent the idea of water and taking a leak, then reap the benefits.

    I remember when the Titanic movie came out ... it went around IRC rooms on vivo at the time ... and everyone had 56k. The movie was a few hundred megs and terrible quality (from what I heard). I was like, geez, people, it's $6! Why spend days downloading something when you can see it for $6?

    I guess it has come to the point where people don't find it cost effective. They find more value in other ways to see the same thing, (albeit not nearly the same experience.) Maybe the movie industry needs to do something to make it worth their while not to bother. Sure some movies are good and some are bad... but damn, take a little of that $1 billion, or perhaps some you've spent on night vision goggles, and clean the bathrooms or mop the sticky floors of your disgusting theaters!

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  111. From the Michael Moore editing department by serial_crusher · · Score: 0
    Yes, a single good month certainly does prove that there never was a bad month.

    In other news, U.S. Marine is freed from captors in Iraq, with his head intact. Proof positive that Iraqi terrorists don't cause beheadings.

  112. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by TopShelf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    As I remember, we used to outlaw leg shots ("traps"), as they were too easy. If you were hit either too high or too low, you'd call "heads" or "traps", and unless there was a huge disagreement, play carried on...

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  113. Re:More proof of the worthlessness of Slashdot by grandbonheur · · Score: 1
  114. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by rcamans · · Score: 1

    Dodgeball ben bery bery good to me.
    duhhhhhh

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  115. But your Sears analogy is WRONG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Terrible analogy--there is a major difference between intellectual property and physical property. A TV can only be sold by Sears ONCE--they can't sell the TV repeatedly for profit. Plus, if the TV sucks you can RETURN IT FOR A FULL REFUND! A movie, on the other hand, can be sold an UNLIMITED number of times. And if you don't like it--TOO FUCKING BAD! At least at Sears you can try before you buy, which is what most people are doing when they download.

  116. On Civil Disobedience by NSash · · Score: 1

    You should fight to repeal laws you feel are unjust.
    Do not just break them because you don't agree with them.


    There were people who told that to Martin Luther King, Jr. Myself, I subscribe to Thoreau.

    1. Re:On Civil Disobedience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There were people who told that to Martin Luther King, Jr. Myself, I subscribe to Thoreau.

      Very commendable, just make sure you follow it to it's conculsion and take any punishment if caught disobeying a law you feel is unjust. Too many people claim to be break the law in civil disobedience and then fight tooth-and-nail to avoid the consequences!

    2. Re:On Civil Disobedience by ryanmfw · · Score: 1

      I second that. Mock idealists are just trying to get a free ride, and, really, they are more deserving of lockup than people trying to stop unjust laws. That's not to say people trying to stop unjust laws should not be locked up. They should, but they should also fight against the law, not the punishment. Eh, that was the most convoluted thing I've ever written. Nevermind.

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  117. wrongo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unfortunately, "literally" has another meaning, which was probably started after so many people used it incorrectly.

    http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dicti on ary&va=literally

    "Since some people take sense 2 to be the opposite of sense 1, it has been frequently criticized as a misuse. Instead, the use is pure hyperbole intended to gain emphasis, but it often appears in contexts where no additional emphasis is necessary."

  118. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by afidel · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hmm, Butterfly Effect gets a 7.4/10.0 at imdb, not what I would call a horrible movie by any stretch. Along Came Polly garnered a 5.7/10.0, considering that imdb's audience is pretty highly squewed towards the male half of the species that's not too bad. Btw the production cost of Butterfly Effect was only $13 million its US box office reciepts were $58 million, quite a handsome profit. Along Came Polly grossed $88 million on a budget of $42 million. If you wanted to quote stinkers or flops there are plenty of examples out there but neither of the films you listed were good ones.

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  119. Growing up..... by aralin · · Score: 1
    ... I had an access to a great library, where I could get interesting books for free and read them. I used to go there every week twice and get two or three. Now that I am not student anymore, I go and buy my book. I don't usually read them more then once, but I like to have them in my library. Well, the good ones, at least. But I spend quite a lot of money on books.

    What I want to say is that I didn't have a chance to watch that many movies for free at that time and I don't really got into the habit. I rather spend my money on a book now.

    Anyway, doesn't seem to me that public libraries would drive publishers out of business... just my two cents...

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  120. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by GreyPoopon · · Score: 5, Funny
    I would never tarnish the pristine surface of my hard drive platter with that piece of shite ;)


    Maybe he downloaded it onto an old hard drive that was failing and then promptly threw it into the trash? :-)

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  121. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Etherwalk · · Score: 1

    It's not just a question of blockbusters, though- there's something to be said for trying to make good movies instead of popular movies. Not something the studios are so interested in, maybe, but worth the time nonetheless. Art and money are not the same thing- and that's doubly so for good art. They don't have to be disjoint, mind- but things like spellbound, or The Girl with the pearl earring, are never going to be blockbusters- but that doesn't mean they're not worth watching.

  122. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Pranadevil2k · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The big execs at MGM once told Kevin Smith that any movie that costs less than $2,000,000 wasn't a real movie. Now for those /.ers who aren't familiar, Kevin Smith is the creator of Clerks, and the entire New Jersey saga with Jay and Silent Bob. Clerks cost a total of $26,000 to produce... and sure it didn't do well as far as its' box office profits and all that. But this dickhead MGM producer told him to his face that it wasn't a real movie. It's that kind of idiot mentality that makes the movie (and music) industry so freakin stupid.

  123. You are computer (math) nerds, think for once.... by yourmommastache · · Score: 2, Insightful
    So what if they did cross the billion dollar mark. That doesn't mean they are rolling in profits.

    Either a) the majority of trash talkers here are not really computer nerds working in IT but the stupid losers in high school who could only make friends with those AV club nerds and thus cannot understand simple mathematics or b) computer nerds who are losers and too willing to want to bash something (the MPAA) for stopping them from stealing movies or because they wanted to be the cool creative artist in high school but their social retardness prevented that and so now they ar still bitter and complaining.

    So what if they set a record you dolts. I have to pay $12 a movie now on Friday nights. And places here charge up to $15. Movies used to cost $4 and when they raised it to $5 they were setting records. That doesnt mean they are rolling in profits. Were you rejected from Devry and U of Phoenix?

    If people here actually practiced what they preached (be open to learning knew stuff) they would read less tech journals and more other industry journals (I do not work in tech, I work manufacturing, but I read about other absoultely non-manufacturing related industries to know more, hence my reading /.)

    Read entertainment business journals (LA Business Journal for instance tough not only entertainment) journals and you would learn of the pay structures for movies. Studios do not keep everything. They have to split revenues (revenues not profits) with the cinema companies so that knocks 30% off first few weeks, steadily increasing (I think cinemas keep 90% of revenues after 5 weeks). Then you have to cut you partners in (dreamworks usually releases with paramount, columbia and revloution, etc etc). Then still parting out revenues, the studios need to pay out the production companies (Cruise/Wagner Productions, A Band Apart, etc etc) then they need to give out points to whatever director/producer/actor got them (Spielberg gets an extra~15 points (percentage points btw), clooney and Pitt each get 5-8 % on the Ocean's movie. Besides their salaries.

    So yes, they have greater revenues. so what? the costs have gone up. Why arent all you *GENiUSES* buying AOL stock, Sony stock, Viacom stock? Because deep down you know the movies are barely profitable except for a few players!!!

    And if those players make money, so what? do you work for free? why should they? it is not your right to buy their product for nothing. if they want to release a dvd of LOTR now and you buy it, whats wrong with that?? and if 6 months later they sell a different version with more goodies, why do you all complain? Cant you rent it? Couldnt you have the first time?

    Arent you as pathetic as the gutless f*ck with no self control who is suing McDonalds because the food he ate there day after day (becasue he was too lazy to cook for himself and too unwilling to eat food with didn't tast as good as McDonald's)? fucking whiners all of you.

    mod me down for by poor manners, poo typing and syntax skills, and poor use of colorful metaphors, but not because you disapprove of what i say.

  124. The sad thing is... by mykepredko · · Score: 1

    that The Onion article isn't serious.

    I mean, other than Pamela Anderson, does anybody like kid rock?

    myke

    1. Re:The sad thing is... by greenegg77 · · Score: 1

      Only in that football beer ad from last year.

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  125. If you don't like a movie, you steal it? by Matt+Ownby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If you like it, you pay for it, if you don't like it, you steal it?

    The MPAA is accusing people of stealing their movies. We _don't_ want to prove them right. That only gives them leverage to take our freedoms away with absurd legislation like the DMCA!

    1. Re:If you don't like a movie, you steal it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "The MPAA is accusing people of stealing their movies."

      The MPAA claimed that people where reviewing films badly. They have this habit of stating the obvious, and skewing the language in the direction that suits them. I know, despicable, isn't it?

      " If you like it, you pay for it, if you don't like it, you steal it?"

      Not really, Mr Valenti. If I like it, I'll go watch it with the big screen, large snack buckets and huge speaker systems. If I don't like it, I'll watch it and bitch to my friends about it.

      Everyone gets stuck on this concept of 'ownership', as if the majority of people out there have Petabytes of storage at their fingertips. Personally I don't really keep movies...if they're worth buying, then I'll buy them.

      On the other hand of course, I'm remembering the same bit of Chronicles of Riddick over and over and there's not a bloody thing the studios can do about it.

      Yet.

      "We _don't_ want to prove them right."

      'We' don't care. Quite frankly, if the peer to peer networks closed down tomorrow, they'd still be trying to squeeze a subscription model through congress as either an employer or the shining beacon of American culture, despite being the second largest movie industry in the world. How have you not realised that this is basically the biggest straw man in history? C'mon, seriously, you think that the movie industry has the capability to produce infinite earnings? Don't think the market can reach saturation? Aren't you even a *little* annoyed that you've only got seven out of nine Star Wars box sets?

      This is the fine point of a juxtaposition between culture and the making of money, baby.

  126. Worth Noting: Production costs are also up. by Gray · · Score: 1

    Checkout an article like this. http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/tribune-review/ent ertainment/s_199839.html

    For a cheap movie like Dodge Ball, 20 million bucks. Then another 30 million to promote it. 50 million spent before you've seen dollar one, and that's for Dodge Ball. Lots of films cost into the 200 million plus area after promotion these days.

    A billion dollars in box office just ain't what it used to be.

  127. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by genkael · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oh, come now. You must admit that Hidalgo was the best Swedish actor playing a western cowboy racing through the Arabian Desert movie you've ever seen.

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  128. FWIW: wrong index by mblase · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Counting the number of dollars made is pointless, because (1) inflation isn't taken into account and (2) blockbusters cost more and more to make every year, mainly as a consequence of (1).

    Even adjusting for inflation is a tricky business, though. The more important thing to consider, if you're the MPAA, is the number of tickets sold The number of people paying for movie tickets, regardless of how much they paid, gives you a clear idea of whether the movie industry is losing customers to the Internet or not.

    Fortunately, the numbers still support the "not" conclusion. A review of yearly movie ticket sales shows that while ticket sales haven't increased every year for the past two decades, overall they've continued to climb -- even through the 80s when cable television was becoming massively widespread.

    1. Re:FWIW: wrong index by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, and make sure you completely ignore a growing population when you talk about an increase in number of tickets sold.

  129. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by jayaramk · · Score: 2, Insightful

    well in India too the situation is roughly the same.The local movie industry called Bollywood is crying hoarse about how piracy is affecting their revenues and the sad part is that only 10% of the country has computer access. Morover the speed of the internet is still in the low 28-56 kbps range...broadband is just catching on. And yet the movie guys say they are losing money due to illegal downloads! Bollywood makes the most films in the world even more than hollywood but most of them sink without a trace... its for the entire industry to think what is wrong with itself! my home

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  130. any information about DVD sales? by timts · · Score: 1

    is that impacted by internet at all? since for LOTR3, I watched it 3 times in theatre and bought the DVD, waiting for the extended edition of the DVD as well.

    1. Re:any information about DVD sales? by cmpalmer · · Score: 1

      I did all three of those things for LOTR:TTT and LOTR:ROTK (watched it multiple times at the theater, bought the DVD, and bought/waiting for the extended edition DVD).

      I *also* watched a download to tide me over until the DVD releases. The download was crappy and was no substitute for the theatrical print or the real DVDs.

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    2. Re:any information about DVD sales? by timts · · Score: 1

      actually there was DVD image out before the retail DVD releases, before dual layer DVDR gets popular, it has to be burned on 2 DVDs.

    3. Re:any information about DVD sales? by cmpalmer · · Score: 1

      Didn't know that (I borrowed the download from a friend).

      I don't suppose it had all of the extras, a nice printed disk, and a nice printed DVD case to go on my bookshelf of DVDs, did it?

      In the big scheme of things, DVDs are really cheap. Most movies, if you get them on the first week or so of release (or wait a while for lesser titles) are under $20 (US), a little less if you buy used (which I rarely do, I can scratch up disks on my own). If you go to the movies with two people and buy food, you are looking at a minimum of $30. If I take the family (2 kids), it's more like $50.

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  131. Geology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A geologic epoch defined by... ecological stuff?

    Heh. Yeah, whatever. Did you know that GM crops weigh exactly as much as duck? It's true!

    Rather amazing, isn't it, how the snake-oil salesmen adapt to changing conditions. After thousands of years of scamming us with rain-dances and prayers, they've found a new niche: Pseudo-science. Remember, folks, there's a sucker born every minute!

    1. Re:Geology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wooooosh.

  132. Your Mickey Mouse laws don't amount to much... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But that was an interesting article to read, nonetheless. Here's a tidbit of your toy judge's intelligence at work:

    "The mere fact of placing a copy on a shared directory in a computer where that copy can be accessed via a P2P service does not amount to distribution," Finckenstein wrote. "Before it constitutes distribution, there must be a positive act by the owner of the shared directory, such as sending out the copies or advertising that they are available for copying."

    Sharing these files out IS an act of advertising; it IS facilitating distribution. That insight apparently escaped him. Most P2P programs will list what all is available for copying, is this not advertisement?

  133. who is the other? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you say: " it still doesn?t give one the right to steal another?s intellectual property. "

    a corporation or group of corporations may be a legal entity, a person before the law, but it is never ever going to qualify as "another's" .. not while you are an individial, a person, a human being.

    the 14th ammendment allowed corporations to act as if they were people.. but they are not people and never will be.

    thus if you're refering to "another" then you must be 1) speaking for a corporation, 2) not have any understanding of money, power, or individuality.

    nothing gives anyone the right to steal from another person. .. yet as no corporation will treat you as a person you have no moral or ethical obligation to treat corporate entities as people either.

    don't steal from artists.. but share with your friends accross the planet. the birds and the bees do it.

  134. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Fizzl · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Hehe, oh you evil man!
    Only on /. can you be modded as flamebait for that saying :)

    (Not going to the details of which other forums have moderation system where you can get modded as flamebait...)

  135. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by red+floyd · · Score: 3, Funny

    Thank you, Chico Escuela.

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  136. Actual slashdot logic by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Downloading movies is NOT hurting revenue as the MPAA states, but, in fact, may be INCREASING revenue! The truth remains to be told until an INDEPENDENT group performs a well structured and executed study.

  137. We are just stealing cookies... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The fact is that we are kids stealing from the cookie jar...

    not that we need cookies but they are good pacifiers...

    not that multi-million dollar movies are often GOOD... they just pacify us...

    in the end we will decide whether to keep taking them or not because there is always CAKE instead!

  138. spam syphon by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sorry to bother u ppl, ill be on my way, just posting an email for the bots to feed on
    spamcontrol_miket@wideopenwest.com

  139. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The RIAA's legal asshattitude is much worse; but the MPAA's little commercials have been beating the drum too.

    And they've been shoulder to shoulder with the RIAA as goes anti-fair-use congressional testimoney (pun intended), and lobbying.

  140. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by glitch! · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe he downloaded it onto an old hard drive that was failing and then promptly threw it into the trash? :-)

    That's an excellent point! It must be part of his disk wiping procedure. I guess it now goes something like, "zeros, alternating, ones, alternating, Gigli..."

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  141. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by sokoban · · Score: 1

    the problem with that is that people will still go see movies that suck and even like them. I base this on my perusal of local movie showtimes at Amazon.com. The lowest rated movie of all the ones in my area is "White Chicks" which I was kind of actually wanting to go see (I think the wayans brothers are funny, not very deep/meaningful, but funny nonetheless). That movie got 3/5 stars, a cinematic D-, but still passing. I think that there are some bombs dropped on the silver screen nowadays, but even the crap that we get shoved in our faces is worth seeing to some people. Gigli was bad, but a few people saw it anyways and it probably made some money for a few people. I go to movies to be entertained and forget my cares for a while. It really doesn't matter what's on. I've never seen/read any Harry Potter or Shrek before, but my GF and I went to the drive in to see Shrek2 and Harry Potter3 the other day. The movie itself is secondary to me to the act of going to the movies.

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  142. Appropriate banner ad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... and of course, another beseiged company, is running their "get the facts" banner ad at the top of the page.

  143. haha hi garcia! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yes, we know it's you :)

  144. Re:Okay, that's it -addresses by saskboy · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I'd recommend sending them to Michael Moore, and Mel Gibson, the reasons for the renewed interest in the movies. They burst into the other two forbidden topics: Religion, Politics, and Hollywood has Sex locked up already.

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  145. BAH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The world would be a terrible place if they only make "Blockbuster movies".
    This is already the reputation that the American movie industry has(at least from the outside). Movies with predictable content where they aren't shy about changing storylines to boost revenues, and screw the story.

    I would hope and wish that some of the profit from those big movies, are used to make movies to a smaller audience. The ones where they are not afraid to let some people die in the end of the movie, knowing that you will hate them for it.

  146. Stealing, creating? by Thinkit4 · · Score: 1

    It's not stealing if it's not physical. It's not creating if it's not physical.

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    1. Re:Stealing, creating? by yourmommastache · · Score: 1
      Clever, but I don't have time to get into Deconstructionist B*S*. You depend too literally on grammar and definitions of words (and not you personally, but the whole Deconstructionism movement) and English is an improper forum/language for that. Justified True Belief, of JTB+ does not occur in French or other languages because concepts and words are different.

      though I understand you line of arguement, Shakespeare to me did not create anything. I don't know what book he created, I certainly don't see it, so I can say I wrote a story called Titus andronicus, using every single line some others may attribute to some facelss guy called Shakespeare, and legitamtely say it is mine and that i did not steal it.

      in anyway. i stole no book. no storyline. no concept, no idea, nothing. everybody had the entire story in their heds. in fact, we are all born with the screeenplay of the usual suspects in our heads.

      liberterian party dies when JSMill's party and utilitarianism was taken over by tax hating non philosphers.

  147. It's not about suppporting theft by phorm · · Score: 1

    It's about opposing the implementation of draconian laws, cumbersome copy-protection schemes, and other idiocy. Perhaps they *could* have made more money if less people had pirated movies, but wouldn't it be better for those that want to use movies fairly (e.g. copy a DVD so the kids don't scratch it up) if they didn't pump money into politicians supporting DCMA, theatre spycams, lawyers, etc. In fact, wouldn't they save money by not wasting it on methods that obviously aren't very effectual.

    1. Re:It's not about suppporting theft by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

      Individuals, and organizations masquerading as individuals (i.e. corporations) are supposed to obey the law, not rewrite it to suit themselves. Yes, Congress has always been corrupt (read up on what went on behind the scenes even back in Colonial times) but they have sunk so low that they are selling out key portions of our legal system to the highest bidder. And they are doing that without any regard for the consequences to the nation as a whole. The leadership of the RIAA, the MPAA, and all the Congressmen in their pay should be up on charges of treason.

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  148. The problem with this argument.... by Reverend+Joe · · Score: 1

    Is that it assumes inviolate, undefilable, exclusive, monopoly rights to copies of creative work as a god-given right, to be protected by the Constitution like that Life, Liberty, and So Forth Jazz.

    It's not.

    The purpose of allowing the evil that intellectual property monopolies create regarding the rights of the media "consumer" is to stimulate creators to benefit the public by creating more works. It specifically IS NOT to pad the pockets of publishers and provide them with ultimate control so that they can make the same amount of money no matter how bad the lazy crap they turn out is.

    While you are right that preventing copyright infringement is the law of the land, the people pushing for MORE control and rights (at the cost of the rights of the public) are saying they need such rights SPECIFICALLY because they are being harmed financially. If they are not, in fact, being harmed financially, and are (as some studies suggest) actually being HELPED because the freedom that widespread copyright infringement engenders tends to grow the overall market, then the appropriate response to the "problem" of copyright infringement becomes much different.

    As for the argument of "What's the possible amount?" -- it is totally specious, as it is always impossible to say X has Y effect on Z, unless you can examine Z in the absence of X. Which is impossible, unless you have a spare Earth lying around with a different set of digital technologies created on it.

    Considering the current state of the economy, and that MOST industries (especially those related to entertainment and leisure) are suffering a difficult time, I think we're pretty safe to assume that a movie business that has just had one of it's best months EVER is not being hurt that badly. But maybe that's just me. Maybe they really would have made $10 billion if we could just get rid of the Internet -- and wouldn't it be worth it to get rid of the Internet if it would just make a few more dollars for some corporate media CEO's who are already rich?

    ALL GOVERNMENT LAWS, POLICIES, AND PROCEDURES ARE GOOD FOR SOME AND BAD FOR OTHERS. There is no set of inviolable "rights" concerning intellectual property that must be "protected" at all costs; there are only tradeoffs and the process of trying to create a system that creates the greatest good for the greatest number.

    The sooner you realize this, the sooner you will stop looking stupid to intelligent people.

  149. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Dr+Caleb · · Score: 4, Funny
    . . . the best Swedish actor playing a western cowboy racing through the Arabian Desert movie you've ever seen. . .

    . . .since 'Ishtar'. . .

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    "History doesn't repeat itself, but it does rhyme." Mark Twain
  150. and garcia was that idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    isn't that what you're saying here, whoda?

  151. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    As I remember, we used to outlaw leg shots

    We had no such rule. Also, we played on a half tennis court (no net) with people on the ends, allowing for a nice crossfire.

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    "We returned the General to El Salvador, or maybe Guatemala, it's difficult to tell from 10,000 feet"
  152. Yes, Follow Logic by TubeSteak · · Score: 1
    based on the sample space of 1 month, we can infer that "illegal downloads" by pirrates are actually increasing their profit margin.
    Or that they're driving down piracy, therefor increasing their profit margins. Quick! Pass more laws so that their profits can break even more records!!

    Imagine a world where they wouldn't need to waste money on anti-piracy ad campaigns or night-vision goggles. A world where the MPAA wouldn't need an army of lawyers and nobody would buy a ticket for Finding Nemo so they could sneak into that R rated movie that just came out. If we can accomplish this, world peace and an end to starvation will come about as the natural result of Jack Valenti's hard work.

    All Hail Record Profits

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  153. Re:i never understood why the mpaa feared download by VoxCombo · · Score: 1

    Well, I'm happy that you find moviegoing to be a nice social experience. Not everyone does, and not everyone wants to pay for the experience of going to the theater. It is with those people that piracy hurts box office numbers. ALso, you're completely forgetting about DVD sales. Piracy is a big blow to those numbers.

  154. Unfortunate dilemna by X86Daddy · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I'd like to say that I will be boycotting them, and not supporting their industry. But looking at the top 100 films in the past 2 years, I've seen all but two. So whether or not we like their business, we do like their product.

    I declared Kanli on the RIAA a while back, and I feel good about it. I stopped buying CDs except directly from small-time artists and used CD stores, and I try to convince others to do the same. Easy enough boycott. The one thing they want to sell is either crap, or easily obtained in a more convenient format for zero cost and zero hassle, at their detriment.

    The movie / TV industry, however, is a much harder beast to fight.
    • They sometimes produce a quality product
    • They provide more than a media product; they provide an entertaining service (big screen, see it before hearing inevitable spoilers, something fun to do with friends)
    • DVDs are often exactly what I want... I want the deleted scenes, the cute boxed set, the sense of getting a good value


    It's so much easier to boycott and declare war on the music industry... they don't offer what we want for a reasonable price. The movie and TV industries are just as evil when it comes to lobbying against the public in the copyright law arena, and screwing up the tech with DRM, region codes, etc.., but they provide something most of us are still willing to pay for.

    I've rambled about the problem... I wish I had a solution. (and even if I could be convinced to stop giving them $$, most people don't have the same hatred for the above practices as I do, and won't be swayed)
    1. Re:Unfortunate dilemna by drinkypoo · · Score: 1
      Psssst! That's "Kanly". I'm not sure failing to spell it correctly is really a proper adherence to the ancient forms.

      Read the book, then use the word.

      The real problem with boycotting the movie industry is that there's plenty of indie music of all genres that's just as good as or better than the RIAA acts, but there are certain genres which are simply not affordable to product on an indie budget.

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      "You're right," Fisheye says. "I should have set it on 'whip' or 'chop.'"
    2. Re:Unfortunate dilemna by Pastis · · Score: 1
      DVDs could be much better. I imagine a service where you build your DVDs on demand, specifying the languages you want on them. At least until the support is big enough to contain them all.

      For example I want to buy the "Once upon a time... life" [1] DVD in Spanish, French and English for my kid. I used to love that, and I think it is a great way for a kid to learn languages to look at the same program in different languages.

      A version of this DVD in each language exists, but there's no version that combines all of them. So I won't buy it.

      [1] http://www.procidis.com/gb/debut.html

  155. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by CarrionBird · · Score: 1

    Maybe you or I care about quality, but we are a minority. There's a lot of generic people out there who will pay to see just about anything.

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  156. Rents did around here by Ra5pu7in · · Score: 1

    Went from $700 for a 2-bedroom in 1992 to $1500 for the same 2-bedroom in 2002. Settled slightly since then, but $1250 for that 2-bedroom is still outrageous inflation. I don't mind paying more to watch a movie, since most of the theaters have been better maintained than I remember them in the 1980's. What's missing now (in my area) is the bargain theaters showing two movies one after the other. They used to cost $1 to $2, but there's nothing out there under $5 - 6 for matinees now.

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  157. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by tntguy · · Score: 3, Funny

    Pussies. The whole point of hitting them in the legs was to watch the jocks land flat on their face as their legs fell out from under them!

    /Former Catapult-Arm Nerd

  158. The lost war of RIAA/MPAA by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    The IFPI/RIAA/MPAA is fighting a lost cause. And I think they know it.

    First off all, I have difficulties with their acclaimed 'stealing' of music/movies/etc.. As far as I know, stealing implies that the one that has been stolen has been derived of something. When you take a copy, you do not take the original away, thus they have not 'lost' anything. They might claim that they loose money when ppl d/l music, but even that is far from certain. Not only is it not shown statistically to have had that effect (they didn't even show a correlation thusfar - see aussie music-news - let alone a causality). Furthermore, in an individual case, they would have to show they actually lost revenue. Which is far from said, because I sure know some guys who d/l music or movies, but would NEVER have bought that music if they were unable to d/l it. So, how did the RIAA/IFPI/MPAA loose revenue, exactly? And if they didn't lose anything, how can the term 'stealing' apply?

    It would still be copyright-infringement, ofcourse, but that's another matter. I think maybe it's time we went beyond our current system of copyrights and walk into the era of cyberspace. With the industrial revolution, patents and copyrights knew a high flight, maybe it's time to let it leave and try something new? Maybe something in the lines of this: fairshare (http://freenetproject.org/index.php?page=fairshar e).

    And don't worry, contrary to what the RIAA claims, musicians will not starve to death, and music-making will not stop. We had music long before we had copyrights, and we will have music long after copyrights have vanished from the scene.

    And lastly, it's something that *can not* be stopped. P2P progs and their development act as organisms that follow the darwinian rules of survival. When Napster was 'killed' by the RIAA, immediately others (like kazaa) took over, being more resistent to attacks from the RIAA&co. Whenever kazaa will be shut down, others again will take over. When endusers are targeted, systems that protect the user will become dominant (like FreeNet).

    It really is a lost cause. But then again, they are not truelly battling for the survival of musicians (as I said; they will survive, just as they used to do), it's for their OWN survival they are fighting. There is no way in hell they are going to keep the giant profits that they have been gathering for the last decades.

    But ultimately, they will have to do what P2P systems are already doing: adapt to the new circumstances (and forget about the former levels of profit), or whither and die.

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    1. Re:The lost war of RIAA/MPAA by James+Turpin · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Copyrights, like patents, imply an exclusive right. What is lost is the exclusiveness of their right to copy. In theory they have no profit margin without this exclusivity, and without a profit margin they can not justify taking risks by producing new music.

      In practice, as long as nobody else is allowed to market the music for profit, the copyright holder is still the only person selling a legitimate collector's item. As a result, he will still have a profit margin even with P2P downloads, for much the same reason that Star Wars still sells merchandise after airing their show on television for anybody to record with a VCR.

      It can be argued that allowing non-commercial reproduction increases the profits for the industry because their music get wider exposure and people will buy more of their collector's items. However, if that was really the case then any one of the music recording companies could in theory increase their market share by setting-up a server to allow free downloads of their own music. Since they are not doing this despite a profit motive, it can be reasonably assumed that their market research does not support this reasoning. For somebody to use this argument to rationalize their own actions is presumptuous.

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    2. Re:The lost war of RIAA/MPAA by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 1

      I'm afraid you missed my point entirely. Apart from the philosophical aspect, I was argumenting that what the RIAA says; that "sharing a file is the same as stealing a CD from a shop", is pure nonsense. If you read my post, you would have seen I also said it still might be regarded as copyright infringement, which is the so-called 'exclusiveness' you refer to.

      Another question entirely, is whether copyright on digital online media should exist. In my view, copyrights on data without physical carriers is, indeed, absurd in this day and age. And what's more, history proves that whenever a considerable populace continues to 'infringe' on obsolete laws, there are only two reactions: draconian measures, primarely of the companies that stand to gain on the old methods (often accompagnied by the government/law that has been lobbied), or a gradual acceptance that it's a tide that can't be turned.

      Trying to hold on to outdated models/views/laws are very seldom succesfull, and cause a lot of harm (enough examples in the past where companies tried to hold on to their powerbase and obstruct new technology). Even draconian laws don't change that fact.

      Laws are not absolute, and while it's far from me to entice anyone to do something illegal, me thinks I still have the right to speak my opinion about these things (as yet), though no doubt the RIAA would like me and others to shut up with our viewpoint as well. The fact is, if enough people realise that copyrights in cyberspace are completely obsolete and shouldn't be used to try to criminalise people, then ipse facto what is illegal today could as well be legal tommorow. It's not carved in stone, you know.

      And no, you don't necessarily have to wait before the law changes for not abiding and accepting a nonsensical law, IMHO. If women had done that, they still wouldn't have had the right to choose for an abortion or not. In fact, if people hadn't broken all those laws in the past, we still would have medieval laws untill this day. Why, the USA wouldn't exist today if people hadn't broken the law.

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    3. Re:The lost war of RIAA/MPAA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they did not lose "the exclusiveness of their right to copy". If I make a copy, I don't get the right to make that copy, or there would be no crime. They are still the only ones who have that right, and thus it is still an exclusive right.

    4. Re:The lost war of RIAA/MPAA by James+Turpin · · Score: 1
      Copyrights laws haven't caught up with the xerox machine, the tape recorder, or the VCR. Of course they are lagging behind cyberspace.

      I wish people would stop ranting against the RIAA and find legislative solutions instead. If somebody wrote a better set of copyright laws, I'd want to join the lobbying effort.

      If you want to find technological means to make outdated laws more unenforceable, go ahead. But until you offer a legislative solution to make the law more congruous with reality, I'd appreciate a break from the never-ending persecution rant of the P2P downloaders. After all, if the law was really as obsolete as you say, nobody should be getting caught breaking it, so there's no reason to rant.

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    5. Re:The lost war of RIAA/MPAA by N3wsByt3 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, besides being correct in my statements, it's always fun to rant against RIAA & consorts! ;-)

      Find legislative solutions instead...ermm...right. I'm not kidding myself in thinking I can just force new legislation, certainly not when there are big corporations set on going the way of making the laws more restrictive. In an ideal state maybe this would be possible, but in reality we all know that corporate lobbying, greed, corruption and the might of money often have a long arm in politics.

      The only thing I can do is suggest things, and this is what I did (see fairshare). I could also imagine lifting a broader internet-related tax, much as is done (in my country, anyway) for empty carriers, to compensate artists for the loss of private copies. As a counterweight, digital media not bound on a phisical carrier should remain free for personal and non-commercial use.

      Ofcourse, there is no way in hell that the RIAA & co could make the same profits of that, but it DOES show you (and some - alas small - political parties have already suggested the same) that it is possible to have other ways of dealing with the issue, instead of criminalising people for it.

      So...are you joining the lobbying efort now? ;-)

      "If you want to find technological means to make outdated laws more unenforceable, go ahead." :-)

      *cough*

      Well, as a side-effect of the main goal of free speech, you may mean something like www.freenetproject.org, perhaps?

      "After all, if the law was really as obsolete as you say, nobody should be getting caught breaking it, so there's no reason to rant."

      I'm not getting that. If it was really obsolete, there is no reason to rant? Ermm...me thinks that IS just a reason to rant.

      If it was obsolete, nobody should get caught? Ermm...how do you figger that? Women got caught a lot, before it wasn't illegal anymore to choose for an abortion. In fact, I know of few laws, even when totally obsolete, that didn't catch the 'perpetrators' before those laws finally were adapted or declared void - especially when vested interests of corporations were at stake.

      And while they were being caught, most of those people ranted against those that obstructed the laws of being adapted.

      So, I'm really puzzled by your last sentence.

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  159. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by r00zky · · Score: 1

    don't worry, he was piping it to /dev/null

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  160. anti copyright rant by reactionary · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The fellow that wrote this lead-in story, nagora, has a glib attitude toward copyrights and so do several others that post here.

    The fact is that there is a large industry whose primary income stream is being threatened by widespread copyright infringement. Would nagora write in the same manner if hundreds of thousands of people were stealing cars but the automobile industry was still doing record numbers (in a particular month no less! Great data point!)

    To anyone out here: breaking copyright is wrong. It is certainly less damaging than theft of money or physical property but (if done en masse) it could mean the undoing of an information economy. It is against the law. There is no rationalization (I have heard them all) for doing so. You don't reward a movie by paying for it. You don't punish a movie by swiping it. You simply buy or rent movies you are interested in.

    Let's get over our unfounded hatred of the RIAA and MPAA. Surely you would be protecting your business model too if it were in jeopardy. Also, let's remember that June was a good month for movies, so it's hardly a useful post in the first place. As Robert McNamara said in a good movie that I recently paid for: "Get the data!".

    If you are such a nihilist as to demonize these folks then offer an alternative to the movie industry. Also, if your scruples are so loose as to agree with this poster, then ask yourself, "what if everyone did it?" before you choose your own path.

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    1. Re:anti copyright rant by Steve+B · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Would nagora write in the same manner if hundreds of thousands of people were stealing cars but the automobile industry was still doing record numbers

      If the automobile industry were buying laws against do-it-yourself maintenance, initiating scattershot car-theft charges without traditional due process of law, and otherwise behaving in **AA-like fashion, then, he probably would, and most certainly should.

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    2. Re:anti copyright rant by reactionary · · Score: 1

      Some of their behaviour is indefensible, but certainly their desire to distribute IP without fear of theft/illegal redistribution is a righteous one. Don't throw the seminal argument away just because you take issue with their tactics.

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    3. Re:anti copyright rant by nagora · · Score: 1
      The fellow that wrote this lead-in story, nagora, has a glib attitude toward copyrights and so do several others that post here.

      Actually, since you ask, I don't have a glib attitude to copyright at all. My point was that there is little need for the insane changes to copyright law that have been made and are still being pushed for, just as there was no need to get worked up about video recorders.

      I'm all for sensible copyright laws. I'm against being forced to buy multiple copies of music, films, or software for my own use in different locations.

      Would nagora write in the same manner if hundreds of thousands of people were stealing cars but the automobile industry was still doing record numbers (in a particular month no less! Great data point!)

      Record breaking tends to be in the form of a single data point! To address your main argument: if the auto companies were claiming that the fact that people are stealing cars means that all cars should be hire-only by law, then I would be happy to tell them where to stick it. Two wrongs don't make a right (metaphorically or literally!)

      Surely you would be protecting your business model too if it were in jeopardy.

      Once that protection involves corrupt judges and bribes to have the law changed it's time to start asking questions, or do you have no scrupples about such actions?

      I could point out that the government didn't do much for candle-makers when Swan invented the electric lightbulb, but that actually makes too much of the MPAA's argument. In fact, there is little evidence that they need the law changed. Which was the point of the post.

      They should get on with the job of making movies and chasing major copyright-breakers just as they always did and leave us our fair-use rights.

      Also, if your scruples are so loose as to agree with this poster, then ask yourself, "what if everyone did it?" before you choose your own path

      I never said it was okay, I mearly poked some sarcasm at the Chicken-Little rantings of the MPAA in the face of the fact that their industry is healthier than ever.

      TWW

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    4. Re:anti copyright rant by Steve+B · · Score: 1
      Don't throw the seminal argument away just because you take issue with their tactics.

      I'm not doing that -- they are. They're the ones who chose to use tactics that cause them to forfeit the natural sympathy they would otherwise get. (I know I'd be pretty annoyed if people bootlegged my friends' recordings without permission or compensation -- but my friends aren't the sort of people who corrupt the political process to get their way.)

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  161. oh, right by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

    These "antisense" meanings are a symptom of a language of people who exaggerate with hyperbole so often, their exaggerations become the norm. I don't speak that language. As for Merriam-Webster cleaving to wrong usage, I could care less - but I don't

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  162. It's not the money, it's the number of entries by lothar97 · · Score: 5, Insightful
    One thing that amazes me about the American box office numbers is that it is always about the amount of money, and not the number of people who viewed the movie. With inflation, increased ticket prices, matinees that end by 1pm, etc, it's the nature of the beast to have progressively better box office tallies. While "Star Wars" (including before the re-issue) had a huge take, it is smaller compared to "Titanic," although I suspect many more individuals saw Luke as opposed to Leo. Top Box Office

    I know some countries like France do both (entries and box office take), which gives you a more accurate picture of how many people are seeing movies. Sure, it doesn't sound as sexy as "Biggest grossing weekend ever," but I'd give more credance to the title "Most viewed movie ever."

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    1. Re:It's not the money, it's the number of entries by goon+america · · Score: 2, Insightful

      In that case, Gone with the Wind beats the pants off Star Wars, or for that matter, Titanic. Adjusted for inflation and ticket prices, it would have brought in $2.5 billion in today's money, compared to Titanic's paltry $1 billion.

    2. Re:It's not the money, it's the number of entries by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hollywood does not want to issue both statistics because you would realize that the average ticket price has grown from about $4 in 1994 to over $6 today (http://www.natoonline.org/statisticstickets.htm). Personally I think the averages are closer to $6 and $9 (prices skewed by matinees and dollar theaters). Those kind of numbers would make people wonder why the $.25 price increases are happening so frequently...

    3. Re:It's not the money, it's the number of entries by jokercito · · Score: 1

      You also have to remeber that the population size increased since the 70's so maybe percentage of the population might be a better measurement.

  163. Re:You have to prove harm first else the law is wr by Tstuckel · · Score: 1

    Now i need 500bil and i can change things. Darn, must have left the money in my other suit. The one with the S on the chest.

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  164. oops by Nintendork · · Score: 1

    meant to say less than. Anyway...

  165. Re: It means... by eltoyoboyo · · Score: 1

    ...that there was an adverb overload at slashdot and a few extras popped out in this post. Also, the spell checker prefers the United Kingdom spelling. As in, "I was in a good humour as I practised syphoning they grey-coloured draught from my aluminium cauldron."

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  166. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Metropolitan · · Score: 1

    Sometimes a movie is beaten to death by groups of people who could not tell a story if they had a gun to their heads. Being financially astute is one thing, but the mistake the studios make time after time is taking foolish liberties, as committees, with scripts written by someone with the desire to tell a story.

    Not to say that all scripts are priceless literature, but more are mangled than not, I'd suspect. Appealing to the lowest common denominator isn't usually the way to create something good.

  167. Movies and theatres are the suck by demo9orgon · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Maybe I'm getting old and pissed off, but since I went to see "Return of the King" with the family I haven't bothered stepping foot into a movie theatre.

    There's nothing which will draw me back there of my own free will. To be considered a criminal, to sit in a theatre seat and be watched in order to protect someone's interest over watching a movie.
    A movie.
    A movie isn't so precious that I have to be a criminal to watch it.

    I'll wait for the DVD and enjoy it in private.
    Since I play computer games and program all the damn time, it's not as if I'm starved for something to do.

    I'd pay good money to sit in a theatre and see a thousand miles of film knotted up and ran through the guts and butts of a hundred lawyers and MPAA executives for all the excretions of their efforts. It's the least they could do to atone for the suffering and comminseration they're putting people through.
    It would be a bonus if the lovely ladies of "Women of Sodom" would officiate the show.
    (Cue the "priceless" commercial spot)

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  168. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by gunnmjk · · Score: 0

    Wait, does this mean you watched Gigli? Ugh, I downloaded it, but never made it past 15 minutes of the flick.

  169. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Izago909 · · Score: 4, Informative

    Many theaters do refund your ticket if you leave before the end of the show. I know for a fact United Artists/Regal does.

  170. It's *your* country's laws that are fucked up by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So you're right and the judge is wrong? LOL. Lucky for me it isn't you that gets to decide these things, eh?

  171. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by pgnas · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Are you Kidding me?

    There is absolutely No justification for stealing, regardless of the quality of the product. I am certainly not siding with the MPAA or any of their affiliates, the movie industry is just a big fat cash machine. Who didn't know that?

    Is the problem with the MPAA? I don't know about that, if we(consumers) were simply not willing to pay $9 a ticket to see a movie, they would have to lower prices, however, they keep charging and we keep coming.simple econmics, and don't come back with that crap that volume(more people will come if you lower prices) speaks louder, becasue that is clearly not always the case and may not be as profitable.

    What you need to do is take a look at the entire system, everyone gets a piece of the action and they demand very large pieces. Actors and Actresses command huge paychecks, agents, publicists, movie crews, designers, the list goes on..they all have to maintain that hollywood lifestyle.

    There is a positive light though, if a movie costs $50 Million, you pay a mere $10 dollars to see it, that really is amazing to think that someone shelled out that kind of cash just to entertain you/us.

    Either way, there is no justification for theft, furthermore, while I did not even remotely consider seeing Gigli, I am sure that there are movies out there that you would deem garbage,and I may enjoy so, lets not change the whole process just to fit your tastes? What the hell is that, I might not care for Harry Potter, I wouldn't drop a dime to see Michael Moore propoganda and dodgeball is just another cookie cutter money maker for Ben Stiller, would you put this on your "Blockbuster" List?

    Watch the movies, or don't, but please stop crying about it, rent a classic, read a book, take a walk, there are other options... Hollywood will roll with the punches and continue to make huge money.

  172. As a broke waiter/student, I understand... by hajihill · · Score: 1

    I know how the MPAA feels...

    In my area profits are down across the restaurant business, and it can only be due to one thing: Internet Recipe Sites.

    It used to be that it took a trained professional to cook a meal, but now people can download recipes and try to do it all at home. And, with supermarkets all over, and too many people competing for restaurant-market-space it no wonder the industry is hurting.

    I am sure I'd be making more money if not for recipesource.com, or allrecipes.com. And there are so many recipe sites, it's un-American. People are cooking for them selves and it's hurting the free market. When will it end?

    I don't know what I'm going to do, and I'm sure the MPAA feels the same way.

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  173. Downloaders Creedo by StarWreck · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Becuase of the actions of the RIAA, a sort of "Downloaders Creedo" has been developed. Since the actions by the MPAA are slightly less offensive, they will prosper under the Downloaders Creedo.

    Music:
    1. Don't buy ANY RIAA music, EVER! (riaaradar.com)
    2. Download all RIAA Music for FREEEEEEEEE!
    3. Pay for any non-RIAA music

    Movies:
    1. Download all movies for FREEEEEEE!
    2. If you like the download, buy the movie.
    (You'll find yourself buying even more movies than you would had downloading never been invented).

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    ... and in the DRM, bind them.
    1. Re:Downloaders Creedo by psyburn · · Score: 1

      I shall follow this Creed with all my soul, memory, processing power, and bandwidth.

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    2. Re:Downloaders Creedo by nrich239 · · Score: 1

      This is exactly what me and my friends do, we find these local bands that are awesome and buy their stuff. As for these one hit wonders on the radio, it's better to download because the rest of the CD is crap. Personally, I know there's a bunch of movies in my 200+ collection of DVD's that wouldn't be there had it not been for downloading. Donnie Darko, Requiem for a Dream, Kids, Belly, Boondock Saints, PI, just to name a few. So, the MPAA is actually making more money off of me, I just wish they would start producing more of the older movies on DVD.

  174. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by karnal · · Score: 1

    I actually was pretty decent at dodgeball -- that, and track.

    We even had a sort of "last-man-standing" game, that I remember winning at least 25% of the time. Although, not being aimed at because I wasn't 100% hated helped....

    I do recall one time making a split jump and having my nuts crushed up against the wall by the oncoming red ball. That friggin HURT!....

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  175. Dodgeball - good? by Ra5pu7in · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I would not have gone to see it, BUT my kids loved it (and I am absolutely the parent of Gen-Y kids). Tastes vary considerably. I didn't care for most of the movie, though I liked the minor characters they pulled in such as William Shater and Lance Armstrong. Then again, I watch very few "comedy" movies because I find the humor too blatant and without taste. I prefer action and drama -- movies about people and things happening. I happened to enjoy Hidalgo, which I know wouldn't appeal to everyone. I thought the third Matrix movie was the best.

    There is no guaranteed appeal for a movie; no precise definition of what makes a movie a blockbuster. If the execs had that, they would be putting out two a month. Whatever appeals now (making a movie a blockbuster) would quickly become so overused and cliche'd that it wouldn't take long for the formula to stop working. What makes a movie good to me is an almost magical click between the story being told, the sets, the capability of the actors, dialog that is utterly natural, and all the other components.

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    1. Re:Dodgeball - good? by DAldredge · · Score: 1

      " I thought the third Matrix movie was the best."

      IOW, you have no taste? ;->

    2. Re:Dodgeball - good? by NuclearDog · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Well, I know the forumula for determining a truly good movie, not making one.

      A truly good movie is one where you sit there for a moment at the end, reflect on the story, then wish it wasn't over.

      ND

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    3. Re:Dodgeball - good? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Calling the 3rd Matrix 'the best' is certainly a stretch, perhaps the guy really though so... I think the 3rd Matrix was pretty damn good, but not as good as the first one. It had a superficially happy ending, but if you weren't trying too hard to not like the movie there's lots of cool stuff to notice and ponder. Whenever I tell people I think the 'real world' is just another matrix (aka the Blue Matrix), they don't follow. Never noticed, just keep whining about how terrible it was. It's just too popular to bash it, so everyone does like a sheep, whether they care or not.

  176. July 1 is now part of June? by bradkittenbrink · · Score: 1

    from the article:

    The North American box office took $1.03bn (562m) during June...

    Spider-Man 2, which opened in the US on 1 July, also boosted monthly takings.

    Does this mean that they counted the Spiderman2 opening in the $1 billion? That seems like a pretty easy way to break a record to me.

  177. Software? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am continually surprised that programmers would be defending any form of priracy on the basis that there is no harm.
    Suppose someone makes a perfect copy of your product, whatever it is,, and mass produces it and sells it for a penny. Are you saying this would not hurt your business at all? And if it is some kind of great form of guerilla marketing, isn't it up to the owners of the content to decide that?
    If people are willing, when legally required, to pay 10 billon for their product than they are entitled to every penny of the 10 billion without some slacker deciding 1 billion is "enough."

  178. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by duffhuff · · Score: 4, Funny

    It's time to make a real stinker. One for the record books.

    While only a TV movie, 10.5, the show about a large earthquake hitting the US, was reportedly made because it was so bad that people would *want* to watch more reality TV after seeing it.

  179. Re:You are computer (math) nerds, think for once.. by ahodgson · · Score: 1

    So what if they set a record you dolts. I have to pay $12 a movie now on Friday nights. And places here charge up to $15. Movies used to cost $4 and when they raised it to $5 they were setting records. That doesnt mean they are rolling in profits.

    No, it means they built huge chains of big-screen theatres and are soaking in debt. And the more they raise the prices and the more ads they show at the start of movies, the more they piss their customers off, so the less people go to see movies.

    I used to go to movies at least once a month, now it's maybe twice a year if there's something worth seeing on the big screen. And it still pisses me off that I pay to watch advertising.

  180. you are right and you are wrong at the same time by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    yes, there are many who don't care about the shared experience of movie going

    but plenty do, and that group is never going away

    there have always been asocial and social souls, but this is a static unchanging observation of basic human nature that does not change over time, so your point doesn't counteract mine

    and yes, the movie industry's dvd business is going to be hurt by piracy

    but i say, who cares

    because you are talking about the same pointy headed bastards who were afraid of the vcr... and then found the vcr to be a larger source of income than movie themselves

    so my advice for the movie industry is get back to your roots: make movies for movie houses, make money that way, and forget the rest, as that core forum, the cinema, will never go away

    and then, in a few years, won't you be surprised when you find out that movie downloads add to the bottomline anyways

    and if you are going to tell me that is impossible, that online p2p movies can't add to the bottom line, remember: vcrs were going to kill movies... and what happened there?

    exactly

    you're not one of those phbs who got it wrong, are you? ;-)

    so don't play chicken little with a bulletproof business model: the creation and selling of american culture itself

    i hardly see any reason to worry if that is the business you are in, which is exactly what the movie industry is: the bulletproof creation of american culture

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  181. Intelligent Responses to Intelligent arguments... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Amongst the flambait, this was an intelligent response to an intellegent argument. Kudos to both of you.

  182. Re:i never understood why the mpaa feared download by cmpalmer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If the MPAA wants to keep my butt in a theater seat, they need to employ the guys with night vision scopes and listening devices to kick out the obnoxious patrons who talk, kick seats, throw things, and talk on their cell phones during a movie that I paid $50 (family + concession stand) to see.

    I used to work at a theater and we had a manager with a real knack for remembering faces. If he ever kicked you out of a movie (and he did so frequently), he would go get you out of line a month later and tell you that you still weren't welcome in his theater. Yes, he was a jerk, but he wouldn't let some punk ruin a movie for everyone.

    I really like going to a theater and I love seeing movies with crowds that appreciate a film (cheering and laughing), but with the prices, I should just stay home and buy the DVD -- it's cheaper, my HDTV and surround sound are great, I don't have any guilt over stealing, etc.

    Minor Spiderman 2 spoilers ahead:

    I went to see Spidey 2 again last night with my wife since she was out of town when I saw it the first time. The guy behind me spent the whole movie doing the Commentary for the Mentally Disabled. Some scenes and quotes:

    Peter's vision goes bad.
    "He can't see without his glasses. He must be losing his powers."

    Peter's vision gets better.
    "He can't see with them glasses on no more."

    The wedding.
    "She stood him up. He ain't happy 'bout that!"

    and so on...

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  183. "I, Robot". by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 5, Funny

    I bet they have discussions like this...

    Exec 1: Here we have a script in which malevolent robots run amok, and stylish humans with big guns save the world by shooting them.
    Exec 2: Hmm. How can we make it more marketable? What's a good name in robots?
    Exec 1: Well, Isaac Asimov looked at the current robot-story market of his day, and found it flooded with tales in which malevolent robots run amok, and stylish humans with big guns save the world by shooting them. He created the Three Laws to prevent himself from repeating this cliche, and created some of the most beloved SF stories of the era, collected in the omnibus "I, Robot".
    Exec 2: Catchy! We should use the name, draw in his fans.
    Exec 1: Should we change the plot to reflect his creative influence in any way whatsoever?
    Exec 2: Nah, too much work. just rename the eye-candy babe to "Susan Calvin".
    Exec 1: I can taste the box-office receipts already.

    Can you think of a better reason why they did it?!

    --grendel drago

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    1. Re:"I, Robot". by kannibal_klown · · Score: 3, Funny

      I think it was more along the lines of:

      Exec 1: Let's do something classic and cerebral: a Sci-Fi Drama! Me and 'my boys' have been brain storming, and we think we should revive something of Isaac Asimov. He wrote TONS of high stuff, and a lot of people know his name.

      Exec 2: Hmm. Sounds neat. What classic stuff do we have to work with.

      Exec 1: Well, he wrote many thought-provoking stories. For example, moral stories of robots and AI, and how they relate with humans and develop wills of their own. Most notably is a collection of stories in "I, Robot." We were thinking of something following his theme.

      Exec 2: Sounds like "A.I." to me, and that movie stank! Ohh Ooh, how about this: Robots develop wills of their own, and run amok, killing humans everywhere. GREAT! It's SciFi AND Drama. And we'll call it "I, Robot."

      Exec 1: Well, uhh...

      Exec 2: We'll get some SciFi action actor to star, someone who's "hip." How about Will Smith, we'll even have him wear some cool sunglasses. The kids will eat it up.

      Exec 1: Actually, that sounds kinda lame. It sound like a cheezy actio....

      Exec 2: I can see it now. An army of robots with red eyes, climbing buildings like Spider-Man! It will make us a fortune. And anyone onboard will be FIRED.

      Exec 2: ...

      Exec 1: Well?

      Exec 1: Well, that sounds... great. I'll have my team re-write the script to your liking.

    2. Re:"I, Robot". by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Watch Ed wood. It portrays the directors dilemma quite nicely:

      -Rich hillbilly- Sure, I'll fund your movie.. but it's got to end with a big explosion

      -edwood-.. er...

      -Rich hillbilly- It's got to end with a big explosion!

  184. Actually by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    They make themselves fall asleep by putting Gigli on the DVD player before climbing into bed.

  185. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by UnixRawks · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    It's been a long time since I've played smear the queer or peg the fag What are some of your favourite schoolyard games?

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  186. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the word is viruses not virii you insensitive clod.

  187. Laws of success distribution. by Kjella · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Success is always due to the company, preferably management. Blame is always due to someone else, preferably some external cause beyond management's control. If all else fails, blame the workers (which is less perferable since you should be, um, managing them).

    Hence, any increase in sales is due to management's persistant and dilligent defense of their intellectual property rights. Any decrease is due to massive piracy, the global economy etc. Plan B, should that ever fail, would be to blame oversized costs for superstars, CGI effects etc. making them "unable" to deliver great movies.

    Plan C is to retire early with a suitcases full of cash and a plane to Tahiti. Plan D, right after hell freezes over, is to admit that the management and/or business plan has been less than stellar.

    Kjella

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  188. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by tekunokurato · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I agree. I sat and thought a while ago and decided that if The Matrix can be made for a $63mm production budget, ANY movie ought to be able to be made for the same amount (inflation adjusted), and my friends in the biz agree. If the studios would adhere to this philosophy and challenge directors, the losses on flops would shrink drastically (think The Alamo) and the gains on blockbusters would be magnified, often to the point of an extra 100%.

    The interesting hole in this theory is as follows:

    Investors or execs will literally say to producers "we've got $500mm in production costs we need to use this year, so put it to use however you have to." None of the studios throw much cash back to shareholders except (sort of) the ones owned by GE; instead, they're just told to reinvest it, and execs feel they might as well throw it at making movies that much flashier rather than let it sit around.

  189. Re:i never understood why the mpaa feared download by scius · · Score: 1

    I couldn't agree more. Going to the movies was(is) the most popular form of entertainment for the teenage crowd in my suburban town. And it isn't for the movies (per se), but for the people, the popcorn, the environment.
    Yet even more can be said for the music industry.
    While P2P will certainly eat the *record* industry alive, live concerts (which i am told make up a substantial portion of an artists revenue) are completely irreplacable.
    So while P2P networks may eventually eradicate the sale of mp3's and DVD's, a result may be a rebirth of live mediums, concerts, performances, and even plays.

    At least until the MPAA sues them over lost revenue.

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  190. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you dowloaded Gigli, that means some twit actually uploaded it. You tell me which is worse.

  191. The real question is - by t_allardyce · · Score: 3, Interesting

    How much longer before hollywood totally runs out of ideas? At the moment they're getting an average of about 0.2 original ideas per year from the mainstream industry but experts are predicting that the worlds supply of film ideas could run out as soon as 2006. Remakes have helped stretch the supply but already an IP crisis is looming. Movie studios however are confident that they have the reserves to meet consumer demand for the time being: they're using sequals, prequals, adaptations, book-to-films, comic-to-films, even old saturday morning cartoon-to-films to keep supply levels up. Recent writing-pool technology has even allowed combinations of comic-to-films and sequels as seen by Spiderman 2 and ofcourse the less environmentally friendly 'trillogy' which generally closes the door to additional sequals later on. Some say we already reached the point of no-ideas between 2000 and 2003 with the releases of Scooby-Do and Scary Movie 3 but others are more optimistic, suggesting that we can recylce remakes in another 20 years - remaking The Italian Job or Titanic for example could go on indefinately.

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    1. Re:The real question is - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Call me when we stop seeing new books.

    2. Re:The real question is - by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
      Tell me something...

      How many good books have you read that you just know will never be made into a movie?

      Unfortunately, unless any of those books are based on simplistic superheroes (how about "The Watchmen" or "V For Vendetta" movies?), big gun action or teenage stalker horror, they probably won't be made in the current Hollywood climate.

      Just look at the output of movies today - sure, there are a few good ones but they are all formulaic and only got made because there is a very good chance they do well at the box office.

      Unfortunately, we are all being "dumbed down" by the movie industry because, for most people, seeing a movie is just "something to do with a few friends at the weekend that doesn't need a lot of thinking about.

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    3. Re:The real question is - by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      "Experts are predicting...?"

      My God, you have to be joking. You are, right? Because who are these "experts?"

      There are plenty of original ideas, unfortunately many either don't make it to screen or fly under the radar. But still, great and original movies continue to be made and even make it to theaters. This year brought us Eternal Sunshine, Napoleon Dynamite, Big Fish... And many more, and it's still only July.

      "sequals, prequals, adaptations, book-to-films, comic-to-films, even old saturday morning cartoon-to-films to keep supply levels up."

      Some of the greatest movies have been sequels-- Godfather 2, anyone? And books-to-film, how could you honestly complain about that? Some of the greatest films ever made are from books. That's such an obvious point I can't believe I'm saying it.

      Anyway, look back at a list of movies made since the 20's and 30's. They were making sequels from day one. They were adapting books and comic books from day one. Television and movies have always fed off each other. And from the first frame of the first movie ever shot, most of it has been mediocre at best. The current state is NOTHING NEW. ALL art forms are mostly formulaic crap with some amazing products that rise to the top. We remember the gems from the past and mercifully let the pap disappear. You think there were only a handful of artists in the Renaissance? There were hundreds of thousands, but only a few stood the test of time. Thousands upon thousands of books were written in the 1900's, but only a hundred or so stand as "classics". And even in the most-lauded periods of filmmaking-- say, the 1970'
      s-- most of the movies were drivel.

      So go tell your made-up "experts" to go screw. You have absolutely no idea what you're saying.

    4. Re:The real question is - by vanDerGraaf · · Score: 1

      Here's what you get responding to AC trolls...

      Hey AC! Turn on the sarcasm tuner! The parent was an excellent parody on the state of oil reserves regarding supplies of ideas in hollywood (obviously we have MUCH more oil in reserve).

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  192. I hate going to the movies by geek · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I prefer cold toilet seats and dentist chairs. I do however make the trek out for special events, like Matrix movies, Star Wars and Harry Potter flicks.

    I don't see the appeal anymore. You're locked into a cold room with uncomfortable chairs that don't recline, kids behind you kicking your chair, yelling etc. Some fat lady with 2 huge tubs of popcorn talking at full volume on her cell phone. I went to see LotR: The Two Towers last year and a full on fight broke out in the seats behind me.

    I have a 65" HDTV in my living room with 5.1 surround sound. I'd rather spend 20$ or less on a nice DVD with good reviews 5-6 months after it's theatre debut than spend 40-50$ at the theatre. Until they can tempt me into coming back I won't go. This would be the same if all I had was a little 20" TV in my bedroom and played DVD's on my xbox. It's still better than sticky floors, seats with missing arm rests, rude people and over priced sweet tarts. I can make popcorn for 30 cents at home, I don't need to pay 3.50$ at the threatre.

    1. Re:I hate going to the movies by aliens · · Score: 1

      I have a 65" HDTV in my living room with 5.1 surround sound. I'd rather spend 20$ or less on a nice DVD with good reviews 5-6 months after it's theatre debut than spend 40-50$ at the theatre.

      Whaaa $40-50, can I be your friend cause you're apparently paying for everyone :)

      Heh and why does it not surprise me geek has a 65" HDTV ;)

      Oh, and next time just tell the fat bitch to shut up or take it outside.

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    2. Re:I hate going to the movies by geek · · Score: 1

      Last time my daughter and I went it was 30$, if anyone else goes it's another 11$ plus what ever they get at the counter.

  193. Re:You are computer (math) nerds, think for once.. by yourmommastache · · Score: 1
    no it does't. Studios and studio owning companies have not been allowed to own cinemas since, shoot, what the 30's? 40's? I dunno, but at least since the fifties. Maybe laws changed, but i'd be very surprised. hmm, own the movie, own the place it shows, sounds liek a monopoly to me

    So write a letter to Regal Entertainment, Loews, Crown, and others. Complain to them how much tickets costs. But don't blame the cinema companies' stupidity and over reaching on the movie studios.

    otherwise, deal with the advertising. that is the price you pay for staying at home and getting to watch the movies on tv. or on dvd. or paying $45 bucks for a pair of shoes. or $10 for a tshirt at the gap. or $2.25 for a gallon of gasoline. all insanely dirt cheap compare to everywhere else in the world (and because the rest of the world is forced to subsidise us because thankfully we have a strong governement who does that for us)

  194. Does...not...compute by isomeme · · Score: 3, Insightful

    literally being metaphorically syphoned

    I feel like I should do a Jessica Simpson-style doubletake. "Um, is it literal...or...metaphorical?"

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  195. Wait a minute... by rmdyer · · Score: 1

    ...aren't theater prices higher now than they ever have been? I mean really the prices have become so high that I'm boycotting prime time movies. And people are still packing in the theaters?

    Americans are either making way to much money or our priorities are screwed up. How can we teach big corporate business a lesson if we keep handing them over wads of cash? I'm noticing that my youthful idealism is now being crushed by the realization that I'm now becomming a crotchety old man!

    1. Re:Wait a minute... by haystor · · Score: 1

      Look on the bright side, nostalgia is better than it has ever been.

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  196. exactly! by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    the live music performance is never going away

    people act like music piracy is going to kill music

    no, it is going to kill music corporations

    big difference

    teenage boys do not pick up guitars or 808s or scratchboards to become millionaires, they do it to impress chicks... THAT is never going away! ;-P

    and just as you said, that shared communal experience of the live concert should come back in full force, with all of the sociological bonus points ascribed to the community feeling just like going to the movies

    as if that is a bad thing for music!

    long live music piracy! bringing us back to a golden age of live music performance, and out of the corporate-dominated empty vapid pop scene ;-)

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  197. Attendance is down by forii · · Score: 4, Informative

    The rise in revenue is due solely to increased ticket prices, not because more people are seeing movies. In fact, movie attendance has dropped in three of the last five years. The fact is, there will always be a market for movies, as few non-slashdotters consider watching a bootlegged movie on your computer to be a "good date", but tickets will instead become even more expensive.

    1. Re:Attendance is down by dmaxwell · · Score: 1

      The rise in revenue is due solely to increased ticket prices, not because more people are seeing movies. In fact, movie attendance has dropped in three of the last five years.

      Gee, and I thought that when demand drops that prices were supposed to follow. I can't see the point of downloading either. I have a cable modem and after hours of searching and failed downloads, I might be able to get a crappy looking divx that is complete.

      The prices sure as hell keep me out of the theatres. I go to one or two "big" movies a year. The Return of the King was the last one I saw and The Two Towers was the one before that. It justs costs too damn much to go to the movies. I buy more DVDs but not more than 5 or 6 a year. That isn't a price issue as much as it is finding something I want to watch that the movie channels haven't already played to death.

      Yeah, maybe downloading takes a little bite out of them but the MPAA is barking up the wrong tree if they think that is the heart of their problems.

    2. Re:Attendance is down by forii · · Score: 1

      Gee, and I thought that when demand drops that prices were supposed to follow.

      In an elastic market, this is true. However, the movie-going audience is not completely elastic, meaning that demand is not directly proportional to price. In this particular case, some people will go to the movies, despite a higher cost, because there is no substitute for certain aspects of the movie-going experience.

  198. Which is it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    ...literally being metaphorically syphoned...
    Can't be both... choose one, please.
  199. "Literally being metaphorically..." by Slartibartfast · · Score: 1

    Well. I guess that there's not much more to say to that, now, is there?

  200. On-demand video services also lining some pockets by zerofoo · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I rarely go to see movies in the theater; it has to be a really big event to drag us to a noisy, dirty, overpriced theater when my 56" DLP / home theater system is comfy, affordable, and less annoying than loud teenagers.

    I'm sure there are many people like me, and that should be killing the MPAA, right?

    Wrong - the MPAA and cable companies got their act together (unlike the RIAA) and rolled out on-demand high-def video. It's awsome! I don't mind forking over $6.00 for HD video on demand in the comfort of my home. The cable co. and the MPAA both get their cut, and everyone is happy.

    Another point: DVDs aren't rediculously overpriced either, so when I want to purchase a move I don't feel like i've been butt raped.

    RIAA are you listening? People WANT (that means willing to pay) on-demand services, and CHEAP hard media. You produce both of those and you will make money!

    It really is that simple.

    -ted

  201. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by shokk · · Score: 1

    Wait a minute, you're not getting off that easy. You wasted disk space, time seeking the torrent file, download time, electricity to run all that, the oil burned to make the electricity, and thus the lives needed to safeguard that oil, and on top of that you wasted time WATCHING Gigli?!?! You should be brought up on war crime charges, dude.

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  202. stupidity by rnd() · · Score: 1

    the amount of money made by an industry should not be considered an indicator of whether or not fraud should be allowed to exist.

    The banking industry's figures dwarf the movie industry and there are some rich people who wouldn't likely miss a few thousand dollars too much. Does that mean that bank robbing should be legal?

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  203. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by nizo · · Score: 1
    Do you understand what sarcasm is?

    You would be absolutely flat-out amazed at how many people don't know what sarcasm is. I dated one gal who basically had no idea what it was (boy was that a short weird relationship). How exactly can someone go through life thinking that everyone else is always saying exactly what they mean???

  204. literally metaphorically? by fa098h23fra · · Score: 3, Funny

    How is something both literal and methaphorical? Is that like spiderman being both a literal spider and a metaphor for, uhh, the decline of western civilization?

  205. Re:i never understood why the mpaa feared download by smithmc · · Score: 4, Insightful

    the sea of humans around you is a major reason people go to movies

    Um, actually, that "sea of humans" is a big part of the reason I don't go to movies anymore. Humans are OK, I guess, but not in groups of more than 10 or so.

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  206. Box Office Takings by nwbvt · · Score: 1
    First of all, I don't think anyone is arguing that piracy is the only factor that affects ticket sales.

    I think what the MPAA is worried most about piracy is sales of DVDs, not box office sales. Most movie theaters do not show pirated copies of movies and generally speaking people go to the movie theater for different reasons they watch movies at home.

    Some may argue that the movie industry should not worry about downloads and instead concentrate on making their buck at the theater, the problem with that is they will be forced to concentrate on movies that have huge opening days but which may not last long in the public's interest.

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  207. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by smithmc · · Score: 1

    You have to remember that most of the /. crowd are the reason dodgeball has disappeared from schools these days.

    I've been to the hospital for treatment exactly one time in my life. The reason? You guessed it... a school dodgeball incident.

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  208. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Unless I'm misinformed, he was even supposed to be partially native american. Swedish. Native American. People get them confused all the time.

  209. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by RedA$$edMonkey · · Score: 0

    "I downloaded Gigli because the MPAA needed to suck wind on that one for daring to put in the theatres and wasting both MY money and the theatre's money."

    If a movie sucks too much to be seen in a theatre , it doesn't make sense that it would be worthwhile to download it either. Especially in the case of Gigli from what I've heard. Crap like this I avoid at all cost. It's not worth the space on my harddrive.

  210. Obligatory Simpsons Quote Correction by Jtheletter · · Score: 1
    Reinier Wolfcastle: Its me standing infront of a brick wall of three hours. It cost eighty milion dollars.

    Jay Sherman: [To Reinier Wolfcastle] How do you sleep at night??

    As excerpted from The Critic.

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    1. Re:Obligatory Simpsons Quote Correction by flabbergast · · Score: 1

      Are you sure its an quote from "The Critic"? Because Jay Sherman did show up on the Simpsons for the Springfield Film Festival and did say those exact words. And here's my proof because the Web never lies.

    2. Re:Obligatory Simpsons Quote Correction by Mastadex · · Score: 1

      This was the quote from the simpsons when jay sherman appeared on it. Unfortunately I have to correct my own work because wolfcastle said hour and a half not three hours

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  211. And it's a funny gag, too! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It literally had me rolling on the floor, laughing my figurative ass off. Seriously, that gag is absolutely the funniest idea ever expressed. And, no, I'm not being sarcastic! Dumbass.

  212. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by aliens · · Score: 1

    I downloaded Gigli because the MPAA needed to suck wind on that one for daring to put in the theatres and wasting both MY money and the theatre's money.

    Glad to see you're just wasting your time with Gigli rather than your money, the theatre's money AND your time. ::P

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  213. Re:i never understood why the mpaa feared download by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't go to movies for the same reason
    I don't go to church, the sea of people...

  214. let's get real by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i'm sure everybody has time to download 3 or 4 15-30gb movies a month, yeah, right, and everybodies showing them to hundreds of people a week, yeah right, i'm totaly with the other /.ers here, there making shit movies and not many at that, besides building empires, the whole freaking Corp world is going this criminal route and blaming us for them not getting a new lexus or jet twice a year (for there kids) or thereselves, sheesh, this shit is getting sooo old, blah...

    sorry, it really does make alot of people sick seeing this BS from the industries weekly imho...

  215. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Dyolf+Knip · · Score: 1

    Huh? Nobody ever hears about the scriptwriter. I would be pleased beyond all measure if the scripwriter got the same fame and recognition that, say, the lead actors and director got. It's a lot harder to screw up a good story than to turn a bad story into a good movie. Yet nobody pays any attention to who wrote the story.

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  216. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    um, how do you know it's such a piece of shite then?

  217. Duty now, for the future. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I don't believe the MPAA is overly worried about the downloading/sharing/piracy that's going on now. It's still relatively limited to street-corner cam videos and enormous torrent downloads by the realtively tech savvy.

    But they do have to take a hard stand and do what they can to quash it before the next generation of technology (superfast broadband, enormous hard drives, better TV/video integration) makes it as fast and easy to download a movie as it is to grab an mp3. If they're complacent, and say "go ahead, we make enough money", that's as bad as tacit approval-- and it will be much harder to stop when millions are doing it. Because when millions are doing it, when they get away with doing it for months and years, they start to feel that it's their right to do so. Like with music, or emulation...

  218. have they accounted for by talaphid · · Score: 2, Funny

    Speaking of potential sales, given that we all know your average UFO contains at least 5 aliens, and that there have been over a thousand sightings a year, how have aliens downloading memories of movie going experiences hindered movie studio bankrolls? Especially if they go back to their homeworld, and have other aliens download the movie going experience from them! This is a giant alien peer to peer network, and the MPAA/RIAA need to hop right on it. They're losing untold numbers of gold pressed latinum bars!

  219. Figures by psyburn · · Score: 1

    Simple question.

    Where do they get their figures?
    I'm thinking that they're doing a E911 document scam

    $79,449=$13.50 ??? I'm confused
    (Read The Hacker Crackdown)
    mirror on a free angelfire site: http://www.angelfire.com/linux/psyburn/crackdown.z ip
    (so this is probably not a good idea :/)
    (dl'd only if you cannot get it else where)

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  220. Wait... by dasmegabyte · · Score: 1

    How the hell can something be both literal AND metaphorical?

    This submitter sucks!

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  221. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by HeadDown · · Score: 2, Informative

    And if you want a proper movie review/rating, your first stop ought to be here.

  222. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Alsee · · Score: 4, Insightful

    BTW, when did we confuse the MPAA with the RIAA? Last I knew, the MPAA's biggest crime was the whole DeCSS thing.

    You need to pay more attention to their congression testimony and other legislative antics. Everything from incessant Boston-Strangler style ranting to attempting to push through the SSSCA/CBDTPA which would outlaw ordinary computers to playing the FCC like a puppet and getting the Broadcast Flag mandated (outlawing non-crippled non-crippled TV tuners as of one year from this month). Oh, and don't forget pushing for the various state SuperDMCA laws.

    Hell, that list is just off the top of my head.

    Not that getting the DMCA passed and the crippled DVD player/DeCSS thing wasn't bad enough in the first place.

    No, the MPAA is no better than the RIAA.

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  223. Literally being metaphorically siphoned? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1, Interesting

    How the hell can something be literally done if it's being metaphorically done?

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  224. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ha... I'm as geeky as they come but I kicked ass at Dodgeball. We used to play it all the time, in school and at home.

    In highschool we used vollyballs instead of those wimpy red bouncy balls. Those suckers could pack quite a bit of pain behind them. Plus you could literally knock someones feet out from under them. Fun times.

    In fact, I thought PE was pretty fun in general even though I was a skinny nobody... and the girls with those short shorts... yeah

  225. Viggo Mortensen isn't Swedish. by warrax_666 · · Score: 2, Informative

    He's Danish.

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  226. Must Be Nice... by severed · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Wow, that's a whole lot of money those guys are making. I guess it really does pay to sue everyone, and buy off lawmakers to pass a whole bunch of insane laws, and basically be a dick.

    Meanwhile, I'm a small independent movie producer, I don't back the MPAA, region encoding, or CSS. I am even a big supporter of fair use... and I can't even get a booth at a hacker convention. But don't worry, the guys who advocate downloading my film over buying a copy got a space...

    Don't get me wrong, on my website we pretty much encourage people to download our film, because the way things are going, we don't have any other means of distributing it. But I love how everything is about the P2P networks versus the Hollywood Big Boys. You know, there are still independent movie producers out there... we just don't get any attention from anyone. I guess the only way you get noticed anymore is if you make a big scandal about how Disney won't distribute your flick...

    I think I'll go see if the MPAA is hiring...

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    1. Re:Must Be Nice... by zakezuke · · Score: 1

      Start a website, distribute some .mpegs, sell some t-shirts, and perhaps offer a licensed jewel case and flyleaf for a fee. There are people like my self that are happy to download indy films, but don't know of a good centralized site where I can find links to reviews and downloads. If it's any good, might crank off a copy for a friend, or buy the offical flyleaf for those who don't accept pirated videos for whatever reason, usualy those wanting to get jobs in law enforcement.

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  227. (Hollywood)Movies generally AREN'T worth it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've only bothered to see one movie in the past couple years... Mel Gibson's "Passion of the Christ"... and I certainly didn't go for entertainment reasons. The more of Hollywood's tripe you feed into your brain, the less intelligent you become.

  228. Nerd disinformation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh wow. I downloaded RoTK and haven't spent a dime on it since, being that I'm not a drooling fanboy. I WOULD have rented it on PPV if I hadn't downloaded it.

    Now who's the aberration? You, who spends money on movies he's already seen (and presumably music already sitting on your hard drive), or me, who doesn't see the point in spending money on the redundant.

    1. Re:Nerd disinformation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Who's the aberration?

      Well lets see - the original poster, who is not above paying for something he enjoys, or you, the incredible skinflint who would rather download a great movie and endure a poor quality version of it, instead of paying a little cash for a much higher quality experience?

      Well, seeing as the majority of the world aren't as cheap or apparently as unemployed as you (I'm assuming a school kid who can't convince Mummy and Daddy to up his allowance), I think the answer's obvious.

      Yeah, yeah, IHBT. I _will_ have a nice day (thank you for asking), but since flaming is fun, I really don't think IHL :)

  229. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Alkaiser · · Score: 1

    We didn't have that rule either. If someone's aiming for your leg all the time, jump.

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  230. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Omega1045 · · Score: 1

    This was one game I was good at. I was big, slow and clumsy but for some reason I could catch the farking ball. Having that skill is a big deal. I couldn't dodge, and couldn't help that well. But I could catch even the hardest throws.

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  231. Re:You are computer (math) nerds, think for once.. by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    I work manufacturing, but I read about other absoultely non-manufacturing related industries to know more, hence my reading /.

    You want a fucking cookie? I guess that's why you have such a wonderful vocabulary and charming personality, eh? Your post deserves to be modded down as flamebait, but I'll take that bait.

    I don't care how money is distributed or how rich or poor theatres are as long as laws stay the same. When folks start lobbying to increase the length of copyright, effectivly stealing from the public domain, I get upset. Companies have a right to profit from their work, but copyright never was real property.

    And companies can keep doing what they do, but people are going to complain. Some people are even going to stop watching. Me, I don't even watch TV anymore (threw the damn thing out) because almost all the shows worth watching were off the air. I don't miss it.

    Stuidos can try and argue that filesharing hurts their profits and shouldn't be done by anyone. But people are going to call them on their bullshit and some are going to develop alternate business models and new distrobution channels.
    And if you've sunk billions into hooking yourself up with theatres around the country and deals with video rental stores, change is threatening.

    You can go into a book store and read the magazines. People still buy them. Studios exercising their rights are one thing. But criticizing Michael Moore for encouraging downloading of his movie is just asinine. What right do these people have to tell others what they can do with their products. That's where their true hippocracy is outed. Suddenly, it's immoral not to make as much money as you can? Suddenly it's immoral to share your work or release it into the public domain. It isn't. But the notion of getting even legal movies via the internet is threatening to people who own video stores and theatres. Otherwise, studios would take a 'live and let live' approach to this kind of distrobution.

    Criticizing people who encourage downloading of their product which they own is idiotic. The success of such products, in spite of downloading, is informative. The notion deserves the ridicule it attracts.

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  232. televangelists didn't kill churches . . . yet by capt.mellow · · Score: 1

    . . . but the reprehensible caricature they portray goes a long way towards discrediting churches (off-topic, sorry).

    I agree completely with the point that the experience of moviegoing cannot be replaced by a TV or computer monitor.

    Some movies are much more fun when you and the crowd cheer together during an exciting moment, laugh together at a joke, etc.

    It's the same for baseball, which I don't much care for. Although I find televised baseball to be mind-numbingly boring, I did attend a live game (free tickets), and it was actually enjoyable. Sitting in the stands, seeing the field, being part of the group in the stands--it definitely adds to the experience.

  233. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by andymar · · Score: 1

    You scum! He's Danish and I'm proud of him,
    although I haven't seen Hildalgo, probably a sucky
    movie.

  234. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have got to see Mel Brook's the producers if you haven't already. The basic premise is the accountant (played by gene wilder) figures out if you produce a musical that's a flop you would never have to pay back your creditors, declare bankruptcy and keep the money. In the movie the Producer (zero mostel) goes out of his way to produce a really bad musical but it backfires when the play turns out to be a hit then goes to jail. You just have to wonder if Hollywood operates on the same principle "ok lets not make one flop but 20, we'll be rich and screw all the people we took money from

  235. only on /. would someone try to validate theft by generic-nerd · · Score: 0

    The movie is released to theatres and the same day, people are downloading a bootleg copy, and they want all to believe the act is not THEFT...

    If you acquire a movie that is still in the theatre and not released on vhs or dvd, you are stealing.

    How hard is it to understand. Try all you want to validate your being a thief...go ahead, and compound your mental flaws by telling us all some lies about how it is ok to steal from people...

    Now it's 15 years later, and people are swapping your I.P., which you sell to make a living, and you aren't selling it because so many are swapping it for free...now tell your kids about how you used to be a part of the group that caused them to go without supper that night, while the repo man is towing the car away...all because you thought stealing was "ok" 15 years ago...

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    1. Re:only on /. would someone try to validate theft by tekiegreg · · Score: 1

      Now it's 15 years later, and people are swapping your I.P., which you sell to make a living, and you aren't selling it because so many are swapping it for free...now tell your kids about how you used to be a part of the group that caused them to go without supper that night, while the repo man is towing the car away...all because you thought stealing was "ok" 15 years ago...

      You had me going and supporting your statement, until you tried to tell me that one billion dollar earners kids don't have supper.

      Sure it is stealing, in principle it is wrong. However the sympathy for those that sue 12 year olds, old ladies and others with little evidence, for major amounts of $ is just not there, do 2 wrongs make a right? Hardly...but perhaps the billion dollar industry can set the example, no?

      I leave it to them (MPAA,RIAA,BSA, etc.) to find innovative ways of dealing with the problems they face in free copying of intellectual property without being overly oppressive. Unfortunately these people choose to be oppressive in dealing with IP issues. Anybody else have brighter ideas?

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    2. Re:only on /. would someone try to validate theft by generic-nerd · · Score: 0

      The metaphor was; They would feel the effect of their old "pirating" defiance of the past.(the old butterfly thing...)

      I don't agree with the disk cost, so I don't buy cd's, I buy the $6 dvd's off the rental shops (good movies and nothing wrong with the disk), don't rent, and have been to the theatre three times in five years ($9 a ticket is too much when a popcorn and coke are $10 alone), twice while out of town and friends took me, once to see LOTR on the big screen (ok I did buy 3 dvd's, the trilogy...) Boycot them, that is where it hurts them most...but don't steal to make a point.

      If it wasn't for the nature of man to steal, banks wouldn't need vaults, so if someone is trying to secure something of value, don't they have a right to protect THEIR property as long as nobody is harmed? (those convicted of stealing the movies are criminals, and not 'harmed', but they are forced into the range of punitive resolutions prescribed by law; cash, property, and detainment
      . None 'harm' but are payment that make it a noneconomical method to gain assetts)

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  236. Figuratively speaking? by The+Meshback · · Score: 1

    that is literally being metaphorically syphoned into the studios' pockets.

    Uh...well, yes, I guess that is one way you could put it. Figuratively speaking, of course.

  237. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Nazmun · · Score: 1

    Uh... perhaps you should have dodged those... rather then making a rule against it.

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  238. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by |/|/||| · · Score: 1, Interesting
    Outlawing leg shots seems like a pretty dumb rule. Too easy? What, is jumping also against the rules?

    I always thought outlawing head shots was just cruel. You get tagged in the head, your glasses cut your nose, and you have to stay in? ;D

    Dodgeball was always one of my favorite games for some reason. I guess because I always sucked at any kind of team coordination. It's one of those games that really gives you incentive to try, too - do you remember the feeling of panic when an opponent was aiming for you at close range? Or when you were the only person left on your side? I had a PE teacher in high school that thought it was funny to throw in a couple extra volleyballs once there were only a few "dodgers" left. Fun game.

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  239. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by V_Pundit · · Score: 1

    Has anyone ever considered that pirating may be the excuse that they needed to continue making lousy movies. They don't have to face up to the fact that the movies suck, they just blame their problems on "internet piracy" because they assume that if you download a movie you must want it. Who would ever steal something they hate? The funny thing about that logic is that if you download a movie that you would never buy they don't lose anything but they can legally claim that they have lost something.

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  240. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by MissTuxie · · Score: 1

    You have to remember that most of the /. crowd are the reason dodgeball has disappeared from schools these days. They were on the receiving end of those vicious headshots, and took their revenge on the world by creating spam, computer virii, and distributing copyrighted material for free over the net...

    Those annoying kids always left me to be the last one chosen for the teams. But I taught them. They don't think Bagle and Beagle are a pastry and a dog anymore...

  241. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

    If someone's aiming for your leg all the time, jump.

    Or catch it and spike him when he's running back to his side.

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  242. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by delphin42 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    There is absolutely No justification for stealing, regardless of the quality of the product...Either way, there is no justification for theft
    I agree 100%, but you cannot equate downloading a movie off of the internet with theft. Simply denying a corporation of profits that it might otherwise have earned is not theft. If it were, then any money conserving strategy could be construed as theft (ie inviting all your friends over and pay-per-viewing a movie or event, waiting for a movie to transition to the discount cinema or dvd, borrowing books from the library rather than purchasing them, taping songs off the radio instead of buying albums, drinking at home rather than paying $6 a drink at a restaurant or bar).

    Are those examples all theft? If not, what is the difference between these actions and downloading a movie that makes one theft and the other not? Hint: what was stolen and who was it stolen from?
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  243. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Inebrius · · Score: 1

    I watched about 10 minutes of it. When I saw the scene with the earthquake fault running exactly along the train tracks and chasing the train, I turned it off and watched a Law and Order rerun.

    The acting was awful. The storyline was predictable. And the science was imaginary (not just creative licensing that you normally expect).

    I'm sure the viewer ratings were pretty good for at least the first half hour with all that hype.

  244. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Move to Canada where it's perfectly legal to do this.

  245. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by El+Cubano · · Score: 1

    The only youth oriented channel on US Cable that doesn't steadily pump our kids full of marketing hype is Cartoon Network, and that's probably just a matter of time.

    You do realise that He-Man, Thundercats, The Smurfs, Pokemon, PowerPuff Girls, etc. are just ~30 minute infomercials for their respective merchandising vehicles. Right?

  246. Solving the problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they want more people to see movies in theatres then just stop people from talking in them and laughing at the wrong time.

  247. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by vroomfondel · · Score: 1

    I don't want to freak you out, but you may have been dating an alien from Betelgeuse.

  248. Grow up. by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1

    Grow up. If you can't see the difference between theft -- in which the victim has LESS than had before, and copyright violation -- in which the victim has to work very hard to even discover that it's taken place -- then you are a moron. Piracy exists because most people can see the difference quite clearly. People like yourself, the "it really is theft!" crowd, are the minority because you're preaching from an inherently dubious position.

    1. Re:Grow up. by Kombat · · Score: 1

      Take your line of thinking to its logical conclusion, in which everyone "infringes" (I know people like you hate the word "steal").

      Can you describe for me what kind of movies would be showing at the local theatre in such a world? No? Why not? Would that be because all of the theatres would have closed?

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    2. Re:Grow up. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your line of thinking implies that everyone is a would-be thief. Some of us like supporting good efforts. Some of us pay to watch movies in theaters and then buy the DVD's afterwards. Some of us buy related merchandise. Some of us buy related merchandise to resell it on eBay. Some of us set up web shrines and see the same movie eighteen times in the theater... Some of us buy the soundtrack, even, making MPAA AND RIAA happy. On tape AND CD.


      Fact is, if it's a good effort, it will make money, piracy or not.


      There are lots of ways to make money off fans. Draconian copyright laws and enforcement against end users, however, is not even among the top twenty cleverest.


      The pendulum is far too far into the realm of protecting the copyright owner or enforcement group (not necessarily the artist) and ignoring the interests of the general populace. It's because of the general populace and the actions of our past citizens that copyright owners even have a forum in which to hawk their wares. They benefit from the limited monopoly; that benefit must be held in check with respect for and contribution to the public domain.


      To the extent that the public domain has been trampled, piracy will grow. It's the natural reaction to the trampling of rights that the copyright holders have executed since copyright went into effect. If the copyright holders do not respect the rights of the public, then there is no obligation to respect copyright holders.


    3. Re:Grow up. by WarmBoota · · Score: 1

      Wow, that would be the most terrible future imaginable. Movies made by people who really want to make movies. Not for the potential fortune. Not for the lucrative T-Shirt/DVD/Action Figure Sales, but just because they wanted to be creative.

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

      I don't know if I could possibly live in a world without an industry focused on 'entertaining' me. I mean, like, without 'American Idol'? No 'Fear Factor'? At least there'll always be the Fox network's trading families reality show./p>

      ....in case you didn't realize, I was being sarcastic.

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    4. Re:Grow up. by mpe · · Score: 1

      Wow, that would be the most terrible future imaginable. Movies made by people who really want to make movies. Not for the potential fortune.

      It probably would be a terrible future for those in the business to make money and those "poor" star actors and directors being paid way more than their actual "talent level".

  249. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by genkael · · Score: 2

    Sorry, I was misinformed and appologize to all of the Danish people including Vigo.

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  250. Think about it this way by melted · · Score: 1

    If they don't release complete junk from time to time the frame of reference will be lost. You'll no longer know what a good movie is unless you see some bad ones. It's all relative.

  251. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    prob is, if every movie was made to good qualities, then eventually, ones we'd consider good would be considered shitty. and the really good ones would be just good..

    the standards would simply go up.

    also, the internet is not to blame, supringsly it was the MPAA that pointed this out a few days ago on the news, that it was the lack of movie ticket sales because people werent going out to the movies, and the dude did admit that that last year wasnt their best record for movies either. because most of them got poor ratings. this is all compared to 2001 and previous years before that that fared well. and he did include the I word somewhere in that as well, but he didnt press internet filesharing as the leading cause. at least he admitted that hollywood wasnt doing as well, and I agree, I havent seen a real good movie for a long time now and I'm beginning to wonder what the fuck is wrong with the studios and what are they smoking?
    good example would be the garfield movie, which over the last 3 years went through so many changes it's just another CGI model/cartoon character in a real world movie, which usually suck. (osmosis jones is a PERFECT example of this) it was gonna be all 3d, then semi-3d, but with a cartoonish look, and odie was gonna be 3d as well, but now they're just showing some people who claim to be the characters from the movie and a scarrgly ass looking dog that they say is odie.. oh and teh cg'ed garfield... honestly wonder how long until they just change that and put a real fat orange tabby cat in his place.

    yeah, I agree, stop making shitty ass movies, and you might get more money. I know I like to go to the theatres to see a new movie I would like to see. beats getting shitty recordings off the internet (cant get them anyways, my connection and patience are too low.) when it comes to movies, I dont think there's too much of a threat of online pirating. however, they should really take a look into the places that get those recorded out of the theatre and sell them. I saw the second matrix film at this one place that had almost nothing but pirated DVD's and they even had shrek 2 before it had hit theatres. however, I went back to the indoor mall it was at and it was gone. places like those piss me off. and they're the ones who should be watched out for, but no, they have to target the easier target, the internet, because hey, normal people are pushovers, and if we play our cards right, we might just be able to get a chunk of power over internet users and the internet itself!

    that's all it is.

  252. Re:the same statement by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Despite up to 150 people simultaneously bagging free copies of its most valuable property at any given time 24 hours a day, Lions Gate says it has no plans to oppose the practice. While unwilling to make any official statement likely to further provoke Hollywood's heavy hitters, the film company appears to have fallen into line with its director's laissez-faire approach.

    http://www.sundayherald.com/43167

  253. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    ... and the girls with those short shorts... yeah

    And they kick high. Heh. Heh heh. Heh heh heh.

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  254. On another note by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to admire the sarcasm of Slashdot's reporting, unbiased and fair indeed :-/

  255. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "There is absolutely No justification for stealing, regardless of the quality of the product."

    I'd agree with that except for a couple of things.

    1.) If somebody's spending >24 hours downloading a questionable quality movie for the sake of saving a few bucks, it is a true indication that ticket prices are too high.

    2.) There is no guarantee of quality or satisfaction. Trailers can lie to get you to see the movie, but you can't get a refund if it really sucks. (Boy, imagine if they had a refund policy back when Godzilla came out.)

    It may be immoral to download and watch movies without paying anything blah blah blah, but it's a powerful expression of supply and demand that we (the consumers) have. The mere fact that Hollywood is thriving illustrates the point that there is SOMETHING wrong with what they're doing, but people are still willing to spend money.

    I really wish Hollywood would just listen to why people would jump through so many hoops to download a movie and figure out what to do to compete with that instead of trying to buy senators to change the laws. Only then would they know that Rob Schnider is a money repellent.

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  256. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Kombat · · Score: 1

    the critically acclaimed "Gigli"

    I call bullshit.

    What critics "acclaimed" Gigli? Ebert and Roeper gave it two thumbs down.

    Even Ben Affleck himself poked some self-deprecating fun at that stinker when he hosted SNL.

    I understand the point you were trying to make, but you've completely failed at demonstrating that Hollywood portrays bad movies as gems. Hollywood produces hundreds of mainstream, big-budget movies each year. They can't all be "Saving Private Ryan" (which was, incidentally, critically acclaimed - two thumbs up from Ebert and Roeper).

    Incidentally, "Dodgeball" wasn't all that good. It wasn't nearly as good as either "Old School" or "Zoolander", both of which were also merely mediocre.

    If you're trying to justify your illegal actions (that of downloading movies, which you already admitted to), well, I guess you'll have to do better than "Hollywood made a terrible movie (true) and said it was fantastic (a lie - no respected critics made such a review)"

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  257. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by ScrewMaster · · Score: 4, Informative

    Better re-read your industry group history. The MPAA (and it's politically-very-well-connected) head, Jack Valenti) was heavily involved in the Sonny Bono Copyright Extension Act and the DMCA, to name a few of their more egregious crimes against the nation. So, no, while they have avoided most of the RIAA's PR gaffes they are by no means blameless or any less dangerous than their sister organization.

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  258. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by AndyChrist · · Score: 1

    It was interesting at my school. We played on both sides of this 10 foot high wall. You could run around both ends. If you wanted to put someone out, you had to work for it.

  259. DVDs are a ripoff by phizman · · Score: 1

    DVDs are a total ripoff pricewise compared to VHS. When VHS was the only option around in the 90s, you could expect to pay about $12 for a movie. Now that DVD is the standard, you pay about $25.

    Easy way to make a killer profit if everytime a new standard comes out you double the price and leave it high. It's understandable when a new technology first comes out that everything in the production of it will be more pricy, but it's been quite a while since DVDs came out and the price is still stupidly high.

    1. Re:DVDs are a ripoff by gral · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I wait for the DVD to get out of "New" state before buying the DVD. Buy from a previously viewed sale also works very good. I can usually get 3 or 4 movies for $30. Depending on the sale of course. Another good site is http://www.DeepDiscountDvds.com Have fun...

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    2. Re:DVDs are a ripoff by carolchi · · Score: 1

      www.deepdiscountdvds.com thkes me to my FAVOURITE company networksolutions.com
      http://apps5.oingo.com/apps/ domainpark/domainpark. cgi?client=netw8744&s=www.deepdiscountdvds.com

    3. Re:DVDs are a ripoff by gral · · Score: 1

      Sorry. It is http://www.deepdiscountdvd.com

      Added an s there. ;-)

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  260. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I thought it was because we all got picked last for kickball. At least that's why my first boss was such an ass...

  261. Maybe.... by desmogod · · Score: 1

    I'm being pedantic, but can you literally metaphorically? surely those words should never be used in the same sentance.

    1. Re:Maybe.... by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
      can you literally metaphorically?

      I guess so, but only if you are capturing the metaphor by the rules of literary criticism in very exacting language. In a term paper. --And then perhaps roll it up and stuff it into your professor's arse. Literally. Not metaphorically.


      -FL

  262. You must be new here... by VisorGuy · · Score: 1
    um, how do you know it's such a piece of shite then?
    Pretty soon you'll figure out that everyone here is an expert on subjects they know absolutely nothing about.
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  263. Piracy is still theft... by pandrijeczko · · Score: 1
    A lot of people need to just grow up and accept that they simply are not modern day "Robin Hoods" because they steal (movies) from the rich (movie companies & theatre) & give to the poor (themselves).

    There are three reasons for piracy & three only:

    1. An unwillingness to spend money.

    2. Laziness - unwillingness to go to the movie theatre to see a film.

    3. Kudos - being the "first kid on the block" to get a pirated copy of a movie.

    As far as I am concerned, the whole movie & music industry sucks with little exception - artificial price-hiking, poor quality products & just generally ripping-off the consumer.

    But I get them where it hurts - in their profits. I simply do not buy any CD or DVD unless I can get it as cheap as possible and only when I am sure it is worth the money, in my opinion. If everybody did this, we, the consumer, would dictate their industry - instead, most of us act like packs of sheep and blindly consume their poor-quality products, handing over hard-earned cash in the process.

    Piracy achieves nothing positive. It gives the movie & music industry the justification they want to treat us all like criminals, locking us into their sub-standard proprietary formats and ensuring that our rights to "fair use" of the products that we buy are taken away.

    Pirates are nothing more than spoilt children who just want something they cannot have. Adults, on the other hand, exercise reasoning and self-control and simply don't pay money for rubbish products - they just go without.

    If everyone behaved like an adult, both the music & movie industry would lose profits and would have to sit up and take notice of us - ultimately giving us the products we want at the price we want to pay.

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  264. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by perlchild · · Score: 1

    Oddly enough, the old He-Man and the Masters of the Universe... Had a Plot! The new one doesn't, even where they could have just copied the old one, they only did it where it helped the merchandising. Out of these two, which do you think is the informercial?

  265. Theatre by Mark_MF-WN · · Score: 1

    No, the only movies that would stop being made are the craptastic star-vehicles. I'll happily pirate a few films if it means no more lame Star Wars prequels, and no more Jennifer Lopez abominations. Real movies will still get made. The independent films that are shown at many off-track theatres are testimony to that.

  266. Re:You are computer (math) nerds, think for once.. by yourmommastache · · Score: 1
    I don't want a cookie. I want CmdrTaco to stop posting these sort of posts ("....How will they survive?") on the front page. To address your points 1. "I don't care how money is distributed or how rich or poor theatres are as long as laws stay the same. When folks start lobbying to increase the length of copyright, effectivly stealing from the public domain, I get upset."

    You deserve to be upset, Disney (ahem, Eisner) is very bad about that. HOWEVER, that is Disney, not Prarmount, Sony, WB and others. you are sloppy and unfari in throwing in the industry with Disney. But it suits your purposes so you do it. Hey, you have a weak case so do what you need. but i never talked about copyright extensions, and THAT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH STEALING NEW MOVIES AND THE ENSUING LOSS OF REVENUE. jackass.

    2.And companies can keep doing what they do, but people are going to complain. Some people are even going to stop watching. Me, I don't even watch TV anymore (threw the damn thing out) because almost all the shows worth watching were off the air. I don't miss it.

    Do you want a cookie? I own a TV, but I have no cable satellitle or antenna. I just watch dvd's and videos. I want a cookie. But the point is fine, the biz doesnt care that it lost a customer, it cares that YOU DONT STEAL IT. jackass.

    3.Stuidos can try and argue that filesharing hurts their profits and shouldn't be done by anyone.

    first, the studios dont make the arguement, the MPAA makes it for them. Technical, but hey, I dont like you. MPAA has argued that filesharing of it's members movies shouldnt be done, because, well, it is illegal! Make copies for your self is fine. But that is not filesharing. They make the arugment that it is fine to load up kazaa or limewire.

    Go ahead, you are going to share your homemade MIDI file, your 6th grade spanish class report on Catherine the Great. It is your right. But if you click on the "shares folders" option, and then select the folder where you made your backup of BOFA part III, then you are a thief. jackass

    4.And if you've sunk billions into hooking yourself up with theatres around the country and deals with video rental stores, change is threatening.

    I dont see how the studios either a), spent billions on the theaters (i made the point that those are seperate companies already), b) or that though they may have signed and negotiated contracts with said cinema companie, you are an absolute fool for saying they spent billions. they havent hooked themselves in in anyway, and certainly have not spent billions. ok, maybe millions (in what sense i have no idea. but shoot, $5million over 5-10 years, ha, that is a month's electricity bill. get your numbers right or stop making stuff up. billions? jackass.

    5. You can go into a book store and read the magazines. People still buy them.

    Not necessarily. Enjoy today's NY times article on the diffiuclty of magazine publishing. jackass. http://www.nytimes.com/2004/07/06/arts/design/06MC DO.html

    Studios exercising their rights are one thing. But criticizing Michael Moore for encouraging downloading of his movie is just asinine.

    First, post some linnks of where i can these criticisms.. i looked for a bit, but could only find Lions Gate (LGF) criticisms, not any major studio or valentis (not saying they dont exist, but it is for you to prove, not for me to go out of my way and find). What right do these people have to tell others what they can do with their products. That's where their true hippocracy is outed.

    Becasue they bought the movie from Michael moore you jackass. that is what a distributor does. they pay someone a fee to have sole rights to sell the movie. they pay for advertising, they pay for the reels, they pay to fly him around and do interviews. they pay for his deluxe penthouse sutes, his 5 star restaurants (which he has a right to eat at...i dont think it is hypocritical unless he complained about others doing it too...vut you should know..)

  267. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    " call bullshit.

    What critics "acclaimed" Gigli? Ebert and Roeper gave it two thumbs down.

    Even Ben Affleck himself poked some self-deprecating fun at that stinker when he hosted SNL."



    I just modded your ass down because you couldn't grasp sarcasm. The rest of your post was okay, but your opening statement was irrelevant.

    Try again.

  268. Piracy vs MPAA - Moore is an idiot!!! by i-Chaos · · Score: 1

    I must admit, first of all, that I am a Buccaneer-Canadian, and that I am of Chinese (Hong Kong) descent.

    Let me say, though, on the MPAA and RIAA's behalf, that piracy is honestly and truly wrong, and is going to cause the destruction of the music and movie industries (and whatever else can be downloaded, like personal and SOHO targetting apps such as games).

    The only reason why the MPAA and RIAA's earnings are going up rather than down is because, in North America (where these outfits are based), piracy is still in its infancy. There are two main barriers preventing the music and movie industries from crumbling right now: the last mile distribution problem and piracy source organization.

    In North America, our main method of piracy right now is downloading via broadband internet. The effort required to overcome the technological barriers that are required when downloading pretty much anything (starting to get changed by bit-torrent and Suprnova, though not nearly enough), as well as the long wait times, deters a large chunk of our populace from pirating. At the moment, if I wanted to look for an album or first-run movie that's new, the absolute easiest way is to go to Suprnova.org and see if it is out, then click, save, wait, etc. However, imagine how much one would be able to pirate if you were in a place like Hong Kong, China, and could just walk down the street and buy (for $2) a first-run film or brand-new album from a vendor?

    The other thing is that the big pirates (release groups, etc) in North America are just not organized enough. If they were so organized as to have ALL first-run films catalogued the day they're out, without fail, and delivered to a central source?

    One day, in a few years, transfer speeds of broadband connections to the home will be able to send a DVD-Quality video to your home in mere minutes. Imagine a Grandmother coming home and having ALL of the recent movies released on Suprnova already on her harddrive? Imagine the interface for playing these movies being as easy to operate as a regular digital cable box? Wow... the RIAA and MPAA and the entire industry will surely die then...

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  269. Re:you are right and you are wrong at the same tim by VoxCombo · · Score: 1

    Who are you to tell the Motion Picture Industry how to run their business? They have business, and it is their right to sell their products as they see fit. You may choose to buy, or to not buy. Furthermore, the Video Cassette PLAYER became a source of revenue for moviemakers, but the ability of said players to RECORD has not helped the movie industry at all. It was ruled to be legal, due to the abilty to "time-shift" television shows (read teh Betamax decision if you would like to have a clue). And while VCRs are legal, the MPAA TO THIS DAY combats piracy on video cassettes, and rightfully so. This is the same thing they are doing on P2P. The technology has been ruled legal (see the Betamax decision if you would like to get a clue), but that doesn't mean that the actual act of piracy is not hurtful to the industry, whether it is on VHS or P2P. RECAP: The act of piracy is seperate from the technology used in said piracy The movie industry derives revenue from several sources, including box office recipts, DVD sales, and CHs sales. It is not right for pirates to take away any of these revenue streams. The motion picture industry has the right to make money off of their products as they see fit. Since you so enjoy going to movies, would you be thrilled if box offices prices had to be raised in order to make up for slumping DVD sales due to piracy? If you disagree, then that's fine... There are many other ways you can spend your entertainment dollar

  270. MPAA != RIAA by recharged95 · · Score: 1
    MPAA should thank all the users who download movies. They've got marketing down to a science (heck, look how they made F/911 appear in the previews--"awesome action & drama!"). Heck, even Gigli previews looked good.... By getting movies onto the Internet, especially before release, they can discover the really good stories. We can too, so that's a win-win. These can be filtered and market overload (blitz campaign/"shock-n-awe") to all media outlets may commence. Hence, a guaranteed smash opening ($$$) for the corporations. Win for them, consumption for us... Now, an actor's demand for higher salaries is another story!

    The MPAA/movies have an advantage compared to RIAA/music. That advantage is "you can't beat the big theater house experience". Unless movie picture quality improves on the Internet and everyone (I mean everyone) has a 5ft-plasma screen at home (most already have THX/5.1 audio on their computers), movies via the Internet do not compare to the big theater. MPAA knows, when you watch a poor quality (technical-wise, not CONTENT-wise) movie on the Internet, it will make you want to see it on the big screen (unless you already have a "big screen" at home). Then when the DVD comes out, you'll likely get the DVD someday. RIAA has much tougher job, most people already have an acceptable/excellent listening environment at home (or car!), and the quality of MP3s (128bit) are pretty much the best you're going to get for bulk-distribution media, so RIAA loses--they have no control and lose profits. They win instead by changing the laws: Only way to win the game is change the game's rules. Go figure.

  271. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by LearnToSpell · · Score: 1

    I don't know if "racing" is the word I'd use there.

  272. Re:The Onion - Sponsored by SPAMMERS! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I noticed a LOT of the so called "Sponsors" have the same headline as some of my spam!

    One in particular...
    "Find a Date in 5 clicks or less"

  273. Re:Meanwhile, ... [mod parent up] by Thagg · · Score: 1

    You are exactly right. The movie business needs to change dramatically to make a product that people are willing to part with their hard-earned dollars to see.

    I believe that the home theater market is going to explode in the next few years as HDTV becomes more widespread. The prices for exquisitely good TV's has been plummeting, and will continue to plummet, to the point where they will become quite common. Large screen LCD and soon OLED and SED TVs are going to be fabulous and affordable. Good audio is not terribly expensive, and I believe it will also become ubiquitous.

    So, movie theaters have to raise the bar. I will continue to push the digital film industry toward higher quality -- I think it's absolutely necessary to stay competetive. Current digital projectors (there are somewhat less than 100 digital theaters in the US right now) project at a measely 1280x1024. The next generation is going to be only 1920 pixels wide, which is the same resolution as HDTV. This isn't good enough!

    So, I differ from the parent in that I think the home market will move faster than he expects, but I completely agree that the movie theater experience needs to be improved, and quickly, to stay competetive. If it fails to do that, then perhaps it deserves its fate.

    Thad Beier

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  274. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Fred_A · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There might also have been a number of hints dropped by CoS along the lines of "finance this or some of your top stars might move to another studio".

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  275. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by antiMStroll · · Score: 1
    "There is absolutely No justification for stealing..."

    For me, you lost the argument right there. Applying this term ignores the history and intent of copyright, the recent manipulation of political processes by monied interests, the difference between ideas and property, a healthy society's need for free flow of information, and pretty much anything that doesn't fit in a tiny black/white conceptual box.

  276. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Opie812 · · Score: 3, Funny

    They seem to be confusing the ever popular dodge-ball with the somewhat less popular rule-ball....

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  277. movie industry Vs Music Industry by Grommet+-+Space+Cade · · Score: 0

    Movie industry deserves my money for a good product on a theatre screen. IE if its something like shrek or harry potter etc ill go to the theatres to watch it, Else i wait for DVD version to watch from a video library if i like it alot ill rip it to DVD. I may watch it every now and then (1 -2 times a year.) My reasoning for this is its better on big screen and they have 100s of people involved on a production. I will however only pay their required fee for viewing it 1 time. The music industry however can go fuck itself. i will not pay for music full stop. i have 3 basic principles for this. lets take linkin park for instance as they are a band that have recently hit it big and are currently touring. they have 5 members of their band and can got away with 2 full time roadies on their first tour. so they have to support 7 people not 100s therefore their LIVE performances are what is required to cover that cost. Expanding costs of live production is built into the touring company's fees etc so this is where bands make money (not a huge amount of money but plenty to pay the bills and hire 15 hookers a night if that be their wish) a song costs them nothing to make other than distribution costs and a very minimal cost for a recording studio (they already own the equipment they need to produce everything except the final mixing). A live performance/tour happens because they can be confident that their songs have reached enough people to guarantee X amount of people will want to experience those songs live. I cannot find any argument to stop the fact that CDs are a money laundering system. The reason they were created was to make hiugh quality reproductions of the recorded music to INCREASE popularity of that music and it's creator for the purpose of making the bands capable to travel to live venues with confidence. I am a musician and i feel that getting ridiculously rich off the creation of a song/album is not what its all about. I dont charge the bands to play their music at gigs. I am being paid to entertain. the musicians may or may not be more talented but that does not justify the HUGE money which the music industry receives. Turn the radio on and you can hear it for free so why cant i do that with my PC. SURE i could be the ruin of the music industry but if my gigs get other peoples music popular how is that also not feeding the music industry. If i share music i am increasing their popularity and thus generating a revenue stream via live gigs . you have to work for your money not spend 2 days writting a song then 10 days rehearsing a song then 1 day in a studio and some cash for some CD for radio stations etc. if a song is requested or hits the charts then the distribution chain gets involved and you can mass produce you locally popular song/CD. wheres the work in that i cant justify the money im paid for my curren job where i do 20 hours work a week & do gigs on the side (some paying some for fun) IF soemone can justify the sub 300 hours time it takes to write a song and get it local distribution chain into the XXXX millions the work reaps then i would honestly be baffled at their value system. I could also be wrong and this has happens a few times before but to me money is just a way for people to make other people feel bad. there are of course other means and avenues to make it big but this is the general model for music *if theres spelling mistakes in this reply please let me know so i can patent the method of using and incorrect letter in the middle of a word to make it incompatible with spellcheckers while still conveying the meaning*

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  278. How much different can it get? by presarioD · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Hmm let's see. Typical American Movie scenario:

    1) Bad guy committs atrocious act of violence/injustice to some innocent/good guys close/related to the main Hero/Good guy.

    2) Hero/Good guy suffers immensely throughout this, reaching deeper and deeper levels of self criticism/blame suffocating in a moral/psychological decadence.

    3) Hero/Good guy eventually rebounds and starts chasing Bad guy.

    4) Hero/Good guy gets a chance to fight Bad guy.

    5) Bad guy dies (generally multiple times) a horrible and violent death.

    6) Hero/Good guy gets the girl/money/both and lives happily ever after.

    7) (Potentially) Curse at yourself for paying money to see this again?


    Well how much can you push this to make money out of it? It's happening more than 3 decades now, eventually it will collapse or mutate. No wonder Blockbuster has expanded the foreign film section to a whole isle!

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  279. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I downloaded Gigli because the MPAA needed to suck wind on that one for daring to put in the theatres and wasting both MY money and the theatre's money.
    Wait a minute: You were so confident the movie would suck that you were willing to base a (lame) political statement on that assumption -- but you freely wasted your time by watching it?!? And today, you're pissing away time using your low-ID on Slashdot, fuckbrain...
  280. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your sarcastic situation was closer to the truth.

    This Wired article tells about it.

  281. Since you brought it up... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "I say to you that the VCR is to the American film producer and the American public as the Boston strangler is to the woman home alone."

    -- Jack Valenti, president and CEO of the Motion Picture Association of America, in 1982, explaining to the US House of Representatives why VCR's should not be legal. Clearly, the motion picture industry has been devastated by the VCR in the 20+ years since its introduction.

  282. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by clambake · · Score: 1

    There is absolutely No justification for stealing, regardless of the quality of the product.

    Does this include copyright owners "stealing" from the American populace by not returning the works to the people as they are morally bound to do?

  283. Outtakes from Simpsons 5F19 by sacrilicious · · Score: 2, Funny

    Alec Baldwin: Um, does anybody know where this came from?
    Homer Simpson: Oh, *there's* that movie script I wrote! Where did you find it?
    Alec: On my pillow.
    Homer: The important thing is, it's got the perfect part for you. Either one of you! It's about a killer robot driving instructor who travels back in time for some reason. Ron Howard's attached to direct!
    Ron: I am not!
    Homer: Well, he expressed an interest.
    Ron: No I didn't!
    Homer: Did too!
    Ron: I did not!
    Homer: You lie!
    Alec: Yeah, Homer, um, most movie scripts are 120 pages. This is only seventeen. And several of the pages are just drawings of the time machine. [holds up one of Homer's drawings; it appears to be a chair with a beach umbrella attached to the back and an alarm clock wired to the side]
    Homer: So you're saying you don't want to star in my movie.
    Alec: I'm sorry,
    Homer. Homer: Well, if Alec is out, I'm out too. You're on your own, Potsie. [shoves script at Ron]
    Ron: [reading title] "The Terminizor: An Erotic Thriller"?

    (Later, after Alec and Kim have thrown Homer out.)
    Kim Basinger: Oh, look at these snapshots of us with Homer. Wasn't that a fun weekend?
    Alec: Yeah. Homer was a pretty good guy. And we just tossed him out like a Golden Globe award. I've got to admit, I miss the way he used to tuck us in and kiss us on the forehead.
    Kim: Forehead?
    Alec: Aw, maybe I should've made his movie.
    Kim: Yeah, it wasn't that bad. I mean the script might even work if you got rid of the talking pie.
    Alec: What, are you crazy? It's a buddy picture. Without the pie, it would just be me on screen for two hours.
    Kim: Oh, yeah, and you'd hate that.
    Ron: No, no, no, you can't lose the pie! The pie's your heart.
    Kim: Okay, okay, keep the damn pie.

    (One month later, at the 20th Century Fox Film Studios, Ron Howard pitches a movie to executive Brian Grazer, who sits at his desk.)
    Ron: [emotionally] And it grows, to a powerful, emotional climax when the father has to choose which one of his children will live ... and which one ... will die.
    Brian: [bored] Pass.
    [Ron lets out a sigh]
    Brian: What else you got?
    Ron: [thinks desperately] Well, well, there is this one thing. It's about a killer robot driving instructor that travels back in time for some reason.
    Brian: I'm listening.
    Ron: Okay, okay, well, you see ... this robot, he's got a heartbreaking decision to make about whether his best friend lives ... or dies.
    Brian: Ehh.
    Ron: Did I mention his best friend's a talking pie!
    Brian: Sold! Howard, you've done it again!

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  284. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Fweeky · · Score: 1

    Don't forget region coding. Way to artificially segment your market so you can more thoroughly exploit it.

  285. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Schemat1c · · Score: 1

    Many theaters do refund your ticket if you leave before the end of the show. I know for a fact United Artists/Regal does.

    Of course they do, they've already made their profits off the $15.00 they sucked out of you for the coke and popcorn.

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  286. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by CFTM · · Score: 1

    I'll never forget in 3rd grade when I was playing dodgeball at some summer camp [ok so it was between 3rd and 4th grade]. Anyhow, one of the conselors, rather large fellow ... I'd guess he weighed over 200 lbs but then again I was in third grade....anyhow he unloaded at another counseler putting his fat ass behind the throw and I ended up stepping in the line of fire and taking one in the nuts. I hit the floor like a sack of potatoes ... last time I ever played dodgeball although it wasn't the last time I got hit in the balls by a ball ...

  287. we'll take this very slow by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    the mpaa challenged the technology of the vcr out of fear of recording

    if it were up to the mpaa, we would not have vcrs

    and then, ironically, they made more money off the technology than they did at the box office

    so, luckily, the decisions about the fututre of technology is not up to the mpaa, it is up to us, the consumer

    same with p2p

    now you go ahead and trust the phbs in the mpaa to tell you what to think about p2p, that's fine, you go on with your bad self

    but i for one am not going to trust the future of my culture to a stupid group of corporate whores

    and i think, fine sir, that there are lot more of me than there are of you

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  288. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by NuShrike · · Score: 1

    Eh? I used to duck the headshots. Once they figured out I was a "ducker", they started shooting low.

    Then I started jumping over them. That's when it got really exciting.. WHICH WAY WILL THE MASTER GO?

    One memorable time I had front and back going for low shots on me (you know, Greek dodgeball), and I jumped. The two balls smacked each other underneath me, for a memorable photo moment.. if they had digicams back then.

    It's not that hard to move around people, especially in grade school when you haven't built up the hacker fat yet.

    Maybe people should get into adult dodgeball leagues to get people in shape for the Olympic sport. ;)

    You haven't played dodgeball until you start throwing them very stiff and unforgiving kickballs at people.

  289. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by martinX · · Score: 1

    Ob Simpsons quote:

    Disaffected Youth #1: Here comes the cannonball guy. He's cool.
    Disaffected Youth #2: Dude, are you being sarcastic?
    Disaffected Youth #1: I don't even know anymore.

    Quote 2:

    Homer: Ooh! Look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the magical man from happy land, in a gumdrop house on lollypop laaaane!....oh, by the way I was being sarcastic.

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  290. come off it. by dangermouse · · Score: 1
    Oh, you mean the way he's misappropriated Bradbury's title and is getting filthy stinking rich?

    He referenced Bradbury's title, and in so doing evoked the primary themes of Bradbury's book. There's absolutely nothing legally, morally, or ethically wrong with that. Bradbury's just bitching about it because he doesn't like Moore's politics, and so are you.

    The really obnoxious part is that Bradbury knows there's nothing wrong with the way Moore adapted his title.

    1. Re:come off it. by Rostin · · Score: 1

      I think that if anyone is in a position to know whether his title is being legitimately used, it's Bradbury. There's nothing strictly illegal about what Moore did, but he's still a bastard.

      If he were parodying Bradbury's work, I'd feel that way a lot less. But the fact that he is capitalizing on it by way of suggesting that there is some commonality or agreement, when Bradbury apparently thinks there isn't, is dirty.

    2. Re:come off it. by dangermouse · · Score: 1
      I think that if anyone is in a position to know whether his title is being legitimately used, it's Bradbury. There's nothing strictly illegal about what Moore did, but he's still a bastard.

      If he were parodying Bradbury's work, I'd feel that way a lot less. But the fact that he is capitalizing on it by way of suggesting that there is some commonality or agreement, when Bradbury apparently thinks there isn't, is dirty.

      Okay, I will call bullshit again. As I said before, Moore's adapted title is meant to draw a direct parallel between the government that is the subject of his movie and the government that is central to Bradbury's book. It is meant to evoke a specific response, and thus the parallel intentionally drawn between Bradbury's subject matter and Moore's serves as social commentary. Moore didn't choose the title "Fahrenheit 911" simply because Bradbury's book was popular and sold well. He did it because he wanted to draw that comparison, because he wanted to make a point about the subject of his film. It is a sensational point, and one likely to grab attention and therefore money, but the very fact that the title conveys the meaning of the work so well validates its use.

      Moore's adaptation of Bradbury's title is thus totally legitimate, regardless of whether Bradbury or anyone else believes the commentary to be flawed, and regardless of whether Bradbury likes Moore or his movie. Bradbury is not in some unique position of moral authority on this matter, no matter how much either of you wants him to be for the purpose of vilifying Moore.

    3. Re:come off it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Give me a break. Bradbury's book is #53 on Amazon. Moore sure as hell isn't hurting his sales. Besides, it isn't like Moore named his movie Fahrenheit 451. Bradbury is just pissed because the movie version of his book is coming out later this year. He needs to get over it; he doesn't own the word "Fahrenheit".

    4. Re:come off it. by Rostin · · Score: 1

      It's difficult for me to understand why you feel completely comfortable insisting that I am only saying the things I'm saying because of some political motivation or dislike for Moore, but seem eager to give Moore the benefit of the doubt. Particularly when I have absolutely nothing to gain except .. I dunno.. intellectual control over some tiny corner of the internet while Moore is certainly trying to influence a Presidential election on an enormous scale.

      Anyway, when I say "capitalize," I don't mean monetarily, although I'm sure he's raking in the money, too. I understand that Moore is trying to "draw a direct parallel" between his work and Bradbury's.

      I just disagree that this is a perfectly legitimate thing to do over the objections of the original author. Moore is saying something about the situation portrayed in his movie, and is employing Bradbury's title to re-enforce/illustrate that. Bradbury is saying, in effect.. Hey, I wrote that book, and I know what I meant, and you are misusing my title. Whether that's because Moore has pressed it into service in his political agenda, or because he thinks Moore's film is a steaming pile of crap from an artistic point of view and would prefer that his title not be dragged through it, or even if it is a money issue, I don't think it makes much difference.

      Nothing illegal is going on. Bradbury may even be completely wrong, whatever he thinks. But it just seems really peculiar to me that the same guy who is giving deference to a book refuses to take seriously the wishes of its author. It just isn't very gentlemanly. Moore has, in my mind, shown acute willingness to make his point at all costs, and this is just another example of that.

    5. Re:come off it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rostin, give up. You are arguing with a raging, foaming-at-the-mouth liberal. You will get no where, their brains are to small to comprehend anything other than their point of view.

      A troll, but true nonetheless...

    6. Re:come off it. by dangermouse · · Score: 1
      Anyway, when I say "capitalize," I don't mean monetarily, although I'm sure he's raking in the money, too. I understand that Moore is trying to "draw a direct parallel" between his work and Bradbury's.

      I'm just going to refer you to your original comment:

      Oh, you mean the way he's misappropriated Bradbury's title and is getting filthy stinking rich?
      If you've changed your mind on that score, that's cool. If you didn't mean "capitalize monetarily", perhaps different phrasing might have helped convey the point better.

      I just disagree that this is a perfectly legitimate thing to do over the objections of the original author. Moore is saying something about the situation portrayed in his movie, and is employing Bradbury's title to re-enforce/illustrate that. Bradbury is saying, in effect.. Hey, I wrote that book, and I know what I meant, and you are misusing my title. Whether that's because Moore has pressed it into service in his political agenda, or because he thinks Moore's film is a steaming pile of crap from an artistic point of view and would prefer that his title not be dragged through it, or even if it is a money issue, I don't think it makes much difference.

      This is the crux of the matter. Bradbury, in publishing Fahrenheit 451, placed a packaged set of ideas into the public discourse. However invalid Moore's comparisons, he has every right-- morally and ethically-- to refer to those ideas, even to do so in the most convenient way, which is by invoking the title under which they were presented and by which they are most easily identified. It is simply unreasonable for Bradbury or anyone else to cry foul over the fact of the title's adaptation.

      What is reasonable is to argue that the comparison is invalid and the use of the title sensationalist and unsupported. But that's not Bradbury's stated objection, and it wasn't yours until just now:

      "Michael Moore is a dumb [expletive], that's what I think," Bradbury told the Swedish newspaper Dagens Nyheter during a phone interview from Los Angeles. "He stole my title and changed the numbers without ever asking my permission."

      Nothing illegal is going on. Bradbury may even be completely wrong, whatever he thinks. But it just seems really peculiar to me that the same guy who is giving deference to a book refuses to take seriously the wishes of its author. It just isn't very gentlemanly. Moore has, in my mind, shown acute willingness to make his point at all costs, and this is just another example of that.

      Moore isn't "giving deference" to Fahrenheit 451, he's using it. My argument is that his use is legitimate, in that it refers to the ideas in the book for the purpose of making a statement. That's so common in conversation and in literature that we have a word for it: "allusion".

      Your final point seems to be that Moore behaves like a jackass, and that ignoring the wishes of Bradbury in this matter is more evidence of that. All I can say is that I agree with the first half of that statement, but not the second. It's Bradbury who's behaving like a jackass here, by essentially saying "it's morally wrong for you to allude to my work in order to better convey yours." How is that a reasonable moral argument?

    7. Re:come off it. by Rostin · · Score: 1

      I think whether or not Moore is right to do what he's doing is something we're just going to disagree about. I think I understand your argument, but as I see it, it would have been no big deal for Moore to say, "Alright, I'll name it something different.." just out of common decency and respect for Bradbury. It seems Moore just said, "Screw that.. it's my right to use this title, whether he likes it or not." That just rubs me the wrong way.

      I would like to briefly defend myself on the subject of what I was originally arguing verses what I'm arguing now.

      My original comment was a response to a quote from Moore in the post immediately above it, in which Moore said he was cool with people downloading and sharing his movie, so long as they didn't make money from his labors. My reply was intended to point out that it seems a little hypocritical for him to ask that when he is making money using the ideas of another person who has asked him not to. I never intended to say that Moore's sole purpose in titling his movie was just to make money. I honestly think he has bigger fish to fry, and the money is just a nice side benefit. Admittedly, "capitalize" was a poor choice of words.

      (Also admittedly, the analogy wasn't all that great in light of our subsequent discussion. There is a difference between wholesale piracy and alluding to someone else's title.)

  291. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Repran · · Score: 1

    I am a fan a Gigli - remember 'Spirited Away'? Its deeply emotional, eastern emotions - I give you that.

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  292. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Repran · · Score: 1

    Never mind, Totorro.

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  293. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    So your great sports triumph was jumping over two balls in elementary school? Good story.

  294. why don't... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    we put together an interest group that is funded by donations to make ads counter-arguing the ads put out by the mpaa and riaa. it's time to inform the general public and the movie/music industry about what is really going on.

  295. Re:i never understood why the mpaa feared download by KZigurs · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm afraid it's ongoing trend. People just used to be so much more tolerable when we all were younger...

  296. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, I played goalie for soccer in high school, and I broke like 4 pairs of glasses, but I was famous for being the guy who stopped 4 goals with my face (as well as every other limb of my body).

  297. The MPAA is somewhat more mature about enforcement by writertype · · Score: 1

    I will say that, from all that I've read, the MPAA will send your ISP a stern but dignified warning if they catch you trading movies via a P2P program. If you stop, no harm done. If you continue to trade, well...

    The RIAA, on the other hand, will simply file a John Doe suit against your ISP in the hope that you'll negotiate a settlemeent in the thousands of dollars without even a warning -- or any chance to determine if either the RIAA or the consumer made a mistake. (Remember the granny who was sued by mistake?)

  298. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

    BTW, when did we confuse the MPAA with the RIAA? Last I knew, the MPAA's biggest crime was the whole DeCSS thing. They actually took a halfway decent approach to piracy with their (admittedly lame) commercials. They've actually been claiming that more blame belongs to the "cell-phone users" who IM their friends that a movie sucks.

    If you'd split that into a separate post, you probably could have gotten two +5's out of it.

  299. DVD's are a better deal any way... by 9Nails · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If I take my family to the movies, it's $5.50 x 2, plus $6.50 x 2 = $24.00 to see one movie. (Child and Adult matinee prices locally.) Now, those movies need to be PG rated or lower, or I can't take my kids. Otherwise it will cost me slightly more to hire a baby sitter and buy dinner for them to eat. Naturally, I end up going to see a movie after the matenee times when I hire a baby sitter, so I also tend to pay another $4.00 more for my two tickets than I normally would have. Whaa!

    Also, theaters only take 20% of the box office the first few weeks a movie opens. So they hike the price of consession stand items to compensate. Which, is good business, but not very friendly to patrons. Not to mention their stands take on average of 10 minutes to clear your way through. So, you better be extra early if you want to buy that tub 'o pop-corn. Which isn't fun. And I can't pause the movie when I have to pee after drinking their 32oz of pop. (Which I'm suspicious about them lacing their drinks with pee enducing chemicals just to get me to come back to see the parts I missed!) And I can't tape it with my camcorder to re-watch it. If the sound is messed up, the screen is dirty, the idiots who bring their screaming babies are in force, I can't get a pass to re-watch the movie. One ticket, one admittance... I can't even bring my own food in if I wanted to have taco's while sitting for two hours. Bummer on convience.

    So, now I've got a nice 50" screen at home, a nice set of 5.1 THX Certified speakers & Amp, and a DVD player. I can watch DVD movies at night, bring my own food - which costs far less, send the kids to another room to watch their own DVD movies, and pause the movie when I have to pee. All this for $9.99 - $19.99 which is the cost of a DVD. Or, better yet, for $3.95 - the cost of renting a DVD. And I only have to wait 6 months or less to see the film. Plus I get more content on the DVD.

    The way I see it, DVD's are a better deal. There isn't a good reason for me to keep paying a premium at the box office. Especially if they are going to offer me less than what I get at home.

  300. ...literally being metaphorically... by syousef · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Clearly there is a desperate need to tighten up copyright laws in the face of this huge mountain of cash that is literally being metaphorically syphoned into the studios' pockets.

    How can something be both literal and metaphoric?

    I think someone's let their passion get ahead of their English speaking abilities.

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  301. Rationale for kennel regulation by tepples · · Score: 1

    Bad example. Owning too many dogs does create a potential harm in that the smell of a kennel can become a public nuisance, or because the public sector has to spend other people's money to clean up dogshit. That's why localities regulate kennels.

    1. Re:Rationale for kennel regulation by gelfling · · Score: 1

      Really? Dogshit affects the volume purchase of CD's? Well then you're right. The motion picture industry should be free to pass a law regulating anything.

  302. Re:You are computer (math) nerds, think for once.. by PsiPsiStar · · Score: 1

    1. Disney may lobby, but if others take advantage of an unfair law they passed that hurts me just as much. So yes, content providers who enforce old copyrights are in the same boat as Disney.

    You keep repeating that infringing on the copyright of new movies results in loss of revenue. This is central to your point, but you've done nothing at all to back it up except repeat it. You can take it as an article of faith if you like, but considering that IP infringement requires a calculation of damages, the claim that downloading a movie correlates with loss of revenue could use some proof to back it up.

    After all, watching a movie in the theatres doesn't mean you won't buy the DVD. Lots of my friends do this. VCRs didn't destroy the movie industry as was predicted.

    2. Of course the industry cares that they lost me as a customer. That's why they're against piracy in the first place. They think it makes them lose customers and dilutes the value of their IP. If they didn't think this, they wouldn't be against piracy because they don't lose anything materially (except possibly in terms of brand dilution) when someone pirates IP. Or perhaps they're worried about people getting used to downloading video over the net and getting their entertainment that way.

    3. MPAA is not a person. It's an organization that supports the interests of people. It's not unfair to say which people. If you want to 'be technical' because 'you don't like me' fine. It's unpersuasive.

    Besides, the notion that IP infringement is theft has no legal basis. IP infringement is IP infringement. It is no more theft than performing an acrobatic act without a license is stealing from the government.

    4.
    Viacom and Blockbuster
    http://www.forbes.com/2001/03/30/0330 winner.html

    Paramount and Blockbuster have the same parent company. Blockbuster made close to 5 billion last year. The first distribution channel I could find.

    http://www.usdoj.gov/opa/pr/1998/April/182.htm.h tm l

    If you want actual studios, Cineplex Odeon and Sony have merged. Cineplex brought in 500 million in 1996.

    That's just a small slice of the industry. A merger is about as locked in as you can get.

    5.As far as criticisms of M. Moore, there was an article just a day ago on Slashdot on the topic. I figured you'd seen it. Maybe not. The response: Jack Valenti, the outgoing president of the Motion Picture Association of America (MPAA), said: "We are proud that American films continue to enjoy immense popularity around the world but the need for copyright protection in the digital age is crucial to the preservation of our most prized trade asset.

    "Piracy is having a dramatic impact on the creators and copyright owners of this nation, and its defeat depends largely on the commit ment and resolve of the entire industry.


    Article seem to flip flop on the Studio's official stance. One has them enraged, the next tacitly ascenting. I'll wait till things cool down a bit to find out where they stand. It seems clear they don't want people messing with their opening numbers, though.

    6.http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=moral
    from websters.

    Of or concerned with the judgment of the goodness or badness of human action and character: moral scrutiny; a moral quandary.

    Of course, I should thank you since you're really making my point for me here.
    If copyright infringement is theft, it becomes a moral issue. If it isn't (i.e. it's simply behavior that is punished because it violates conventions for a profession) then it's an ethical violation.

    7. Previously, there seemed to be indications that Lions Gate was going along with what Mr. Moore says. I don't know if they lack the means to prosecute or what their formal position is. It was shitty for Michael Moore to do if he didn't ask them. Some earlier articles seemed to imply that he had their tacit compliance, but it seems that might not be the case.

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  303. Two words: by tepples · · Score: 1

    The movie industry is a bit different. They release to theaters in film format.

    Two words: DVD Rip.

  304. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    /Former Catapult-Arm Nerd

    Now I know what Randy Johnson was doing before someone handed him a smaller but harder ball...

  305. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why do you download and watch movies you think suck?

    Why download a film? On the one hand there are people who want a free ride who will never pay for a film no matter how good however, don't think it is free, your paying for a fast download connection, the disks the boxes, a significant investment in time and effort and for what a 2nd rate version of a film?

    There are the folk who sell dodgy copys at markets and you rarely get to see what your buying before you hand over your money and the quality is usually poor(I have no sympathy for these parasites). on the otherhand if you download a copy at least you see what your getting and get to evaluate it.

    If its good then you will normally say its good and ultimately people will be influenced to go see it and probably buy it when it becomes available (or wait still longer for the collectors edition).

    If its bad then it works the other way round and less sales are generated and i think thats the problem the movie studio's have; if there are not enough suckers willing to pay to see a bad movie they lose big time.

    The movies show the trailers which always look better than the film you are paying to see and how often are we disapointed after believing the advertising with the actual product.

    Imagine a movie theatre which gave you a refund if say if you didn't like the film within say the first 30 minutes how long before it went bust.

    This is the real problem with video, music and software and how it is sold; if it sucks and you have paid for it well your a sucker because your not going to get your money back are you.

    So the reality is that piracy copyright infringement theft call it what you will in reality allows consumers to get a better deal they get to buy whats good and reject whats bad in thier eyes and this is what bothers these industrys the profits go up on the good stuff the losses are more extreme on the bad.

    Finally I have one problem with DVD producer's the assumption that everyone fully understands English. For me the best thing about being able to backup a dvd is the ability to improve it with a subtitle track in a language of my choice.

    It makes life a lot better when you can watch a film with friends and loved ones and be able to share the experience even when they do not fully understand the language the film was made in.

    If there is one area Dvd's could be improved in is in improving alternative language support, the studio's should at least consider the large numbers of non-English speakers who would be prepared to buy their dvd's if only it was in the right language; this is especially shameful when the film is representing these people.

  306. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by JoeDog42069 · · Score: 1

    Hey where did you go to school? That was one of my PE teacher's favorite twists to the most grand of all High School sports!!

  307. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Pope · · Score: 1
    If somebody's spending >24 hours downloading a questionable quality movie for the sake of saving a few bucks, it is a true indication that ticket prices are too high.

    Bullshit. What's the matter, can't wait 6 months to rent it, or something? No one HAS to see any movie RIGHT NOW.

    There is no guarantee of quality or satisfaction.

    Boo hoo. Tastes differ, you pays your money and you takes your chances. If you want to cry "poor" then wait for it to hit the second run theatres or the video store.

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  308. Re:i never understood why the mpaa feared download by subtillus · · Score: 1

    That was so very insightful, thank you.

    I'm going to try and work it into a paper next semester.

    Cheers,

  309. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by ATMAvatar · · Score: 1

    If you wanted to quote stinkers or flops there are plenty of examples out there but neither of the films you listed were good ones.

    Waterworld. Yes folks, I went there.

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  310. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by tfoss · · Score: 1
    I would never tarnish the pristine surface of my hard drive platter with that piece of shite ;)

    Damn straight, that space is reserved for Backdoor Sluts 9.

    -Ted

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  311. Re:I feel even MORE screwed by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Interesting thing about those ads is that every last one of the people portrayed whining about piracy has already gotten paid long before the feature comes out and thus long before piracy can even be an issue. They don't wait to see how many people come to the theater before they pay the key grip or the costume designer. So the entire premise of the advertisement is bogus.

  312. The chicken or the egg. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The MPAA is accusing people of stealing their movies. We _don't_ want to prove them right. That only gives them leverage to take our freedoms away with absurd legislation like the DMCA!"

    So which came first? The piracy, or the iron grip?

  313. Michael Moore-Permission. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I didn't point this out when this particular story broke, but I will here. The author of the work (Mr Moore) is giving permission to his audiance. Permissable under copyright law. However copyright infringement is someone else making the decision for the author without their consent. Which isn't permissable. A very important difference.

  314. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    "Boo hoo. Tastes differ, you pays your money and you takes your chances. If you want to cry "poor" then wait for it to hit the second run theatres or the video store.."

    So, the movie industry should be allowed to misrepresent their products. You win.

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  315. Lucky bastard... by interactive_civilian · · Score: 1
    Over here in Japan, not only do we have to wait for months after the US release, but the standard movie price is 1800 yen, which is in the neighborhood of $17US.

    must be nice to see movies at such a low price.

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  316. Potential copyright violation on MPAA site by westendgirl · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It appears that the MPAA runs RespectCopyrights.org, a site designed to explain the evils of downloading videos. I noticed that the site links to an LA Times article called "Hollywood deals with piracy , a wary eye on CDs". However, although the article's copyright (LA Times) is noted, no other citation details are provided. You'd expect to find the full publication date, page, month and date. More importantly, you'd expect a disclaimer such as "Reprinted with permission from the LA Times" or "Official reprint: LA Times". I work in marketing and, in every case where I've reprinted an article, I've had to include such details (and pay a hefty reprint fee). The article on the MPAA site doesn't even provide a link to the LA Times site, so that users could obtain original copies -- this is a major marketing faux pas. And the article's title "THE BIG PICTURE PATRICK GOlDSTEIN" and subhead "Hollywood deals with piracy , a wary eye on CDs" contain punctuation mistakes, which might make you wonder about the care taken by the person making the reprint. Finally, the page ends with a copyright notice from the MPAA -- not one that says "Trademarks and copyrights from other sources belong to their original owners...." Although disclaimers are not necessary for copyright to take effect, you'd expect the MPAA to take particular care.

    These apparent errors lead me to wonder about the status of this LA Times article. Did the MPAA gain permission? If the MPAA did obtain permission, why didn't they provide the full citation details? Why didn't they modify their own copyright for the page?

    I'm considering asking the MPAA about this article, but I thought I'd let Slashdotters know about the incident first. It's possible that the MPAA has the right permissions, but you would think they'd try to set a good example in how they provide the reprint. MPAA's anti-piracy for US consumers is 1-800-NO-COPYS and hotline@mpaa.org. I live in Canada, so I'll try emailing.

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  317. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by WarmBoota · · Score: 1

    Thank you. That is my new sig.

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  318. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by f0rt0r · · Score: 1

    I am one who likes to preview movies to see if they are any good. Many people cannot do this ( and still enjoy the movie in the theatre ), but some can. For example, I dl'd Spiderman 2 and it was so good I pushed my friends to go see it. Some were reluctant but I got them all out there to see it and everyone liked it. I won't say loved it, because that is reserved for films like ones in the LOTR Trilogy.

    So, in this case, not only isn't there stealing ( copy infringement, yes ), but the MPAA + theatre made more money because of it, not less!

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  319. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

    There is some seriously rich irony in your post, considering the band you chose to quote in your sig...

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  320. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Planesdragon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If not, what is the difference between these actions and downloading a movie that makes one theft and the other not? Hint: what was stolen and who was it stolen from?

    The U.S. Constititution, actually.

    MPAA/RIAA are two large organizations taking advantage of a legal concept that we keep around to help the little guy.

    IP isn't even an amendment--it's as basic to our government as managing money or going to war. Yes, it's a bit too bloated, and yes, it's being exploited--but if it wasn't for copyright, we'd all be sighning contracts when we buy home movies, if we could get them at all, and the quality of the movies we do see would be much worse than it is now.

    P2P "piracy" isn't theft, and you're right. It's worse than that--it's an usurption of another American's constitutionally guaranteed right.

    (you can feel free to rant about corporate personhood stealing from real people if you like, and I'll agree with you--but the three types of "intellectual property" are a good thing that do more benefit than harm.)

  321. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by sean23007 · · Score: 1

    5.7/10.0 is good? If you were in school, that'd be an F. Sounds to me like a stinker.

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  322. My Recent Moviegoing Experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "the sea of humans around you is a major reason people go to movies, it's not just for the big screen and the great audio" Yeah, what you said. I got to watch Spiderman 2 in a row with a family of fifteen people who showed up late. Try as we might to give up enough seats, they were still scattered over four or five rows. As the movie is starting, kids are running up to the grandmother, who has to direct them to other rows. This is while the movie is starting, which I (and presumably they) paid full price to see. How do I know it was the grandmother? Because twenty minutes into the movie, a child on the other side of me starts screaming "Grandma! Grandma!" (Actually it was "Abuela! Abuela!" but the last thing I need is an anti-PC accusation on /.) So Grandma crosses in front of us a few times, as do other folks. Is it me, or the sea of humans overrated? Maybe it's just opening weekend.

  323. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by sean23007 · · Score: 1

    Thus, 10% of everything is nothing. Extend recursively, and I think you will find:






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  324. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Hatta · · Score: 1

    That's why you eat before the show, and bring a flask.

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  325. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > It's been a long time since I've played smear the queer or peg the fag

    Nowadays, you can't call it "smear the queer." It's "Immobilize the Gay/Lesbian/Bisexual/Transgendered Individual."

  326. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ^_^

    ahh the memories...

  327. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by sean23007 · · Score: 1

    There is a positive light though, if a movie costs $50 Million, you pay a mere $10 dollars to see it, that really is amazing to think that someone shelled out that kind of cash just to entertain you/us.

    Shelled out that kind of cash? Are you serious? Say people pay $10 to see a movie that costs $50 million. They would need 5 million people across the entire country to see the movie to break even. That's 2% of the US population. A successful movie only needs to attract 2% of its possible audience over the course of several weeks in order to make money. That means it does not have to be particularly good.

    "But where did all that money come from?" I hear you asking. "The big Hollywood execs, who are so cool, had to put forth all of that money from their own coffers!" No, they didn't. Put together a couple bad movies that attract over 2% of the audience, and you have enough money to fund more movies in cash. Do this for 50 years, and you don't even have to worry about it. Notice that movies have been getting more and more expensive as time goes on: they have the warchest to afford it. A Hollywood movie is barely even a risk anymore. You really have to do something impressive in order to produce a failure. Like Gigli. Or Eddie Murphy's film, from a couple of years back ... The Adventures of Pluto Nash, or something, which cost $94 million and grossed $6 million. Those don't come around often, but they aren't the only worthless movies.

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  328. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by afidel · · Score: 1

    The bottom 100 all rank 3.5 or lower.

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  329. There is no excuse for English this poor by Carmody · · Score: 1, Funny

    "Clearly there is a desperate need to tighten up copyright laws in the face of this huge mountain of cash that is literally being metaphorically syphoned into the studios' pockets."

    Please delete the phrase "literally being metaphorically" from the above, and from the entire internet. Thank you.

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  330. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by torokun · · Score: 1

    Just thought it bore pointing out, receipts minus costs are not "profit" as you say at one point, but "gross" as you say at another point.

    The difference goes to paying everyone, and investing in future ventures. Most businesses, even movie studios, in the end only make an average return on investment to their stockholders.

  331. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I prefer to smoke before the show and bring a beer.

  332. "I, Robot".-Immutable laws. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's funny, but remember in some of his books. The robots did get around the three laws. The book was like a mystery were the reader and protagonist tried to figure out who did it, with the supposedly immutable laws in the way.

    1. Re:"I, Robot".-Immutable laws. by kannibal_klown · · Score: 1

      True.

      I think had the movie been sort of a drama like that, it would have been better.

      Like:
      Will S plays a psychologist (or whatever) and tries to determine how the robot committed a murder. At first, he thinks the robot is innocent / framed / programmed to kill, but slowly learns how "independent" the robots actually are. Maybe even the robots decide to dispath him before he lets the world know. I'd even be ok with a "robot conspiracy" or "uprising" so long as they were cerebral about it.

      But the commercials and trailers make it look like it quickly turns into an action movie with very little drama or suspense.

      I'd say the movie might have originally started (or at least was proposed as) one kind of movie, but the idiots in charge of the studios felt an action would be better.

    2. Re:"I, Robot".-Immutable laws. by Mant · · Score: 2, Informative

      The robots never got around the laws they were programmed with. In one story they are working in a fairly high risk environment, where humans are exposed to radiation, slightly risky to humans, but will destroy a robot brain.

      Warning, spoiler for the story follows.

      The robots are modifed so the "will not allow a human to come to harm". One of the robots kills a human by dropping a weight on him, it lets it go, knowing it can catch it safely, so it isn't enandering the human. Then when it is falling, it doesn't have to catch it, becuase it misssing that part of the law. Calvin has to figuire out which one of the identical robots is the killer.

      There are also some occastions where the robots have to harm someone to avoid greater harm, but they aren't getting around the three laws, but trying to follow them as best they can. The laws are their programming (if they are programmed that way, as the story demonstrates humans can make robots that aren't), and sometimes they act in ways the programmers didn't expect, but they never 'get around' them, the programmers just don't realise the consequences.

      Like the effort to help a robot decide which human is more worth saving if they have to choose, which tells them to ingore things like appearance and results in a robot concluding that robots are more worth saving becuase they posses better qualities than humans. It's pretty much right in a way too, in Asimov's world the robots really are better and more noble than the humans, adn pretty much save the human race.

    3. Re:"I, Robot".-Immutable laws. by Danse · · Score: 1

      One of the robots kills a human by dropping a weight on him, it lets it go, knowing it can catch it safely, so it isn't enandering the human. Then when it is falling, it doesn't have to catch it, becuase it misssing that part of the law. Calvin has to figuire out which one of the identical robots is the killer.

      No, that's not what happened. That's just a scenario that Calvin made up to illustrate how the modified robots could possibly get around the first law. It didn't actually happen, and there was no robot killer. She was trying to figure out which of the robots was the one that was "lost".

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  333. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Artifakt · · Score: 1

    Copyright is supposed to be a quid pro quo arrangement. The owner gets protection for X years, and the work is supposed to enter the public domain after that. Put the work in a vault and let it grow mold, and voila, you got the protection for the time you were making money, then didn't have to pay off.
    When one person pays first, and the other pays back later, and somehow someone ends up being ripped off, who in your general experience is the 'ripper' and who the 'ripee'? I know of very few cases where the one who is supposed to pay first manages to successfuly rip off the one who pays back later, and a lot of cases where it runs the other way.
    Why is it generally considered good advice not to give the guy who is building a new addition on your house all the money in advance? How many business contracts carefully specify when different job parts and money's are exchanged to keep either side from risking too much? Would you sign a contract where someone was supposed to pay up 70 years after their death, yet that contract specifically said the person was not even required to make a will or designate who would be the person to contact when that contract finally came due?
    The proof that many consumers have been brainwashed is simple. They have come to believe copyright naturally runs counter to the trend they have observed first hand in dozens of other cases and apply as common sense over a vast range of normal activities.

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  334. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Despite the fact I agree with many people in saying that studios are just out to make a profit...

    People also must realize that for every Lord of the Rings.. there are a thousand Gigli's out there... The studios finance projects they think will make them money. And they most certainly miss the mark on that one quite often.

    As an aspiring director I find it so disheartening that people have such a hatred for movie studios.. They are the ones willing to put millions of dollars on the line to make a film..

    And if you people hate Hollywood so much.. go to a local arthouse cinema and support people that make films with a budget less than they pay the catering service on most pictures..

    If Hollywood produces so much crap, go somewhere else for your movie fix, and stop fucking complaining about it.

    I do agree that hollywood produces a lot of tripe.. a lot films that are cookie cutter fodder.. but I also believe they make these becuase they know that people will see them and it will generate profit them to finance other things. These films are made because despite the fact that you are aware they are cookie cutter crap, %80 of the people that see movies are not aware of that..

    the /. crowd has a nice set of whiners and complainers (myself included).

    it is quite the double edged sword. I am sure there are people in the studios that love to make the next greatest film.. from the most original material.. but ya know what? I bet even you guys wouldn't be willing to risk millions of dollars, peoples jobs and lively hoods over 1 thing that may or may not make any money..

    now I am not standing up for studios.. but I do understand why it is they choose the films they do to make... even if I don't really agree with it..

    aight I am a little drunk, so take my words with a grain of salt if you like.

    Fuck you, fuck you.. your cool.. fuck you.. I'm out.

    also, remember.. there are people that liked Gigli... though I doubt they would reveal themselves publically..

    taste is acquire and relative.

  335. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by torokun · · Score: 1

    Downloading a movie off the internet is not theft, it's copyright infringement.

    It's not denying a corporation profits that is the issue. You can do that by abstaining from buying the product. The issue is getting the product *even though* you haven't paid.

    Showing a movie to your friends is covered by copyright law -- small groups are ok, but the bigger it gets, the more it becomes like a public performance, and you have to pay royalties for that. It's just a line-drawing problem.

    Waiting for a movie to transition to dvd is beside the point -- that's just paying the cost in a different way, plus it's not a violation of copyright law. In that case, you're exercising your rights properly as a consumer.

    Borrowing books from the library is a public good that we've decided is great enough to carve an exception into copyright law for. It's therefore legal. But we haven't created this exception for file trading of commercial movies.

    You can tape songs off the radio for personal use within the copyright law.

    Drinking at home certainly has nothing to do with anything we're talking about here.

    I really don't know how you manage to mix up things as different as (legitimately refusing to buy something), and (refusing to buy something but getting the product for free).

  336. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by pgnas · · Score: 1

    "but you cannot equate downloading a movie off of the internet with theft"

    Come on now, please... How is this not a form of theft, first of all, if you receive this file from the Internet, it more than likely was "shot" in the theatre and now you are watching it at home otherwise your only other option is to Pay to see the movie, since you have now denied the theatre the money, you have taken something from them.

    Ok, lets use your analogies:

    1. Discount Cinemas - you Pay to see the movie, when you download the movie, you do not pay

    2. Borrow books from Library - The book has been purchased specifically for this use, the book has been purchased with the intent to "lend".

    4. Taping songs off the radio - you kind of got me there, however, Advertisers pay money to place Ads on stations that direct to their Market, Artists release certain hit tracks to be mainstreamed in hopes that it will spark album sales. In the artists minds, they are advertising, Radio is not really free, you are being paying the price of being bombarded with Ads. This is not the same as downloading the entire album off of some P2P.

    5.Drinking at home rather than at a bar or restaurant....what?? one has completely nothing to do with the other. ignored. The price you pay is for atmosphere, unless you are taking the knick-knacks off the wall of you r local Fridays, there is nothing illegal going on here.

    The moment you take money from someones pocket you are stealing from them, the moment you go outside of the designed medium and circumvent the process of payment, you are stealing.

    Any gray area in there is a figment of your imagination and a means of somehow justifying in ones own mind that it is ok to steal.

  337. In other news... by torokun · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Forest cover increased by 15% this month, the greatest increase recorded in 100 years. This proves that fears over global deforestation are unfounded.

    1. Re:In other news... by torokun · · Score: 1

      I guess I have to make this explicit for you:

      Just because movie revenues are up this month, this does not prove that file sharing has (or will in the future have) no detrimental effect on the industry...

    2. Re:In other news... by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 1

      Would you be here trotting out that line of reasoning if the MPAA claimed movie revenues were down? Would you say that just because they were down, that it doesn't prove that file sharing has (or will in the future have) a detrimental effect on the "industry?"

    3. Re:In other news... by torokun · · Score: 1

      Yep. :) Only a longer-term trend could provide anything to rely on here...

    4. Re:In other news... by user+no.+590291 · · Score: 1

      OK :).

  338. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by pgnas · · Score: 1

    ok, so this is a Supply,Demand thing eh?

    This is yet another form of justification in ones mind that it is Ok to steal.

    This does not have anything to do with supply and demand, it has to do with the ease of stealing.

    If our banks removed their security systems and kept their doors, windows and vaults wide open, I think that we would have far more bank robberies. After all, why should one guy have more money than the next, I am a hard worker, I am entitled right?

    Wrong, the way that you affect this little curve is to simply choose not to pay and avoid the movie, song, book, software completely.

    "The mere fact that Hollywood is thriving illustrates the point that there is SOMETHING wrong"

    What they hell is that? This is completely crazy, (Assuming you are from the US) is this not a for profit industry?? it sounds like they are doing something right!

    Since when did we start questioning sucessful companies/Industries? The whole point of the article smashes this theory, if the Motion Picture Industry is having record sales, it is obvious that people are willing to pay the price, hell if anything, they could just as well raise the prices and they may increase their profits...

    "I really wish Hollywood would just listen to why people would jump through so many hoops to download a movie"

    c'mon, I could have my Grandma downloading a movie in about 10 minutes or less, it is pathetically easy, this is the reason it is so rampant.

  339. Not to pick on you... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but your sig is missing an L in Carroll. Just thought you might want to fix it.

  340. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by DrMrLordX · · Score: 1

    Set dodgeball to Stun

    Aye Captain!

  341. Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit. by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I must admit, first of all, that I am a Buccaneer-Canadian, and that I am of Chinese (Hong Kong) descent.

    Let me say, though, on the MPAA and RIAA's behalf, that piracy is honestly and truly wrong, and is going to cause the destruction of the music and movie industries (and whatever else can be downloaded, like personal and SOHO targetting apps such as games).

    The only reason why the MPAA and RIAA's earnings are going up rather than down is because, in North America (where these outfits are based), piracy is still in its infancy. There are two main barriers preventing the music and movie industries from crumbling right now: the last mile distribution problem and piracy source organization.


    I don't know. . . My friend is a rabid fan of Hong Kong movies. They are usually available on DVD for between $8 and $15. The pirate copies are $8-$12 dollars; they're badly ripped and unreliable, while the real ones are in the $15 range, and they work all the time. This is in Chinese malls in Canada, and the pirate copies are stacked right there on the shelves along with the real copies. Yet, somehow, the Hong Kong film industry continues to thrive.

    I see piracy as a natural method for keeping prices honest. A $28 DVD is a rip off. I hope piracy 'ravages' America. It won't. In America, Walmart will never have pirate copies, nor will American video rental shops.

    And movies will continue to proliferate the world. Heck, I knew a guy who's uncle made films for Disney. --He produced one of those stupid movies with an ape which plays on a sports team. Anyway, he was approached by the Mob with the proverbial suitcase full of cash and instructed to spend it very wastefully on products and film Union services which would be provided. Organized crime has been using Hollywood since day-one to launder money.

    The MPAA is about greed. --That and control. --Like this idiot 'War on Terrorism' the MPAA is a line sold to the naive designed to create a political atmosphere where putting people in jail for no good reason is accepted by the public. It's largely about control.

    And anyway. . . Film and television are too important a medium of cultural mind-programming to be abandoned regardless of what happens to the market.

    Sadly, there will be awful movies for as long as there is an industrialized human population. --That is to say, I expect we'll see the end of Hollywood and hockey-playing monkeys in somewhat less than a decade. Here's hoping!


    -FL

  342. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    "This is yet another form of justification in ones mind that it is Ok to steal."

    If that's what you took away from my post then I'm not sure it's worth replying to the rest of your comment.

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  343. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by NuclearDog · · Score: 1

    I see your four pairs of glasses and raise you two broken noses!

    (And yes, I am serious. I got quite a reputation for it, also.)
    ND

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  344. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by MunchMunch · · Score: 2, Insightful
    "P2P "piracy" isn't theft, and you're right. It's worse than that--it's an usurption of another American's constitutionally guaranteed right."

    I give up. Downloading a movie is worse than stealing? What are you smoking? Over-the-top rhetoric just hopelessly trivializes an important issue. Where in the Constitution does one find the words "intellectual property"? In fact, where in any Constitution-contemporary literature does one find any Founder advocating this idea, much less using these words?

    The Constitution authorizes congress to create a temporary publishing right to encourage progress. That's what it's called the "Progress Clause," and not the "Intellectual Property Clause." If you want to argue for stronger "IP" laws, you have to do it using pragmatic arguments about progress, not some soundbiteably spurious morality based on absurdly unworkable conflations of creative ideas and property. Assuming, of course, that a moral idea of "intellectual property" was your constitutional argument-- though again, I see nothing to suggest any merit in such an interpretation.

    In short: Copyright law is complex, it's counterintuitive, it is being exploited by those who it wasn't intended for, it basically sucks three ways from Tuesday for many reasons that you probably agree with me about. But the unchecked, blindly lobby-driven expansion of copyright is as great a threat to our creative culture and the purpose of copyright itself as whatever nightmarish damage you might think P2P could do, and it has nothing to do with black/white concepts like 'stealing' or whatever it is that you call 'worse than stealing.'

  345. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dude! When did he stop being all dead and shit?

    Filthy rules.

  346. Slashdoters Unite! We'll Take Up a Collection! by ThePDW · · Score: 1

    I have an idea. All of you slashdoters will send me money and then I'll send it to various companies such as Miramax and Disney. All donations are tax deductible.

  347. how many times do I need to repeat myself......... by VoxCombo · · Score: 1

    here's your quote:
    "and then, ironically, they made more money off the technology than they did at the box office"
    Incorrect.
    The movie industry made money off of the ability to PLAY VHS tapes. The technology to record them (which in not necessarily tied to the ability to play them) is what was contested.

    Now, back to P2P...
    Read this slowly and try to understand: The MPAA is not trying to shut down P2P. They are suing the people who use P2P to distribute pirated movies.

    I have no beef with P2P. I have beef with pirates, as I do with all people who exploit others wrongfully.

  348. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by c0bw3b · · Score: 1

    Actually, I think "The N" has some pretty high quality kids shows. But not available in all markets or with all cable packages, I'm sure. Probably the only reason I get to watch it is because I work for Comcast and get *all* channels.

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  349. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nobody in the general public pays attention to them. Things are different among industry insiders. They only care about who did something that made money, and if some guy comes along with a script, and the script turns into a sleeper hit, there's a good chance his next script will be made just because it's his, even though nobody outside the industry has ever heard of him. It doesn't have to be the writer, of course, anybody with a golden record can get a crappy movie made. And very often a golden boy's idea for studio X will be leaked in rumors, so studio Y does a rush job with a bunch of hacks to put out a similar movie a month earlier. This is why you often see two major movies with the same theme, and one is garbage that nobody goes to.

  350. MPAA Chief Lobbyist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just FYI for all you people bashing Valenti, he's retired and was replaced with Clinton's secretary of agriculture, Dan Glick.

  351. Recommendation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Get Jack Valenti on it.. I heard he's available ;)

  352. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am racked with guilt at stealing the cocaine right from the nostrils of a ponytailed BMW-driving execupig

  353. Free Advertising by permaculture · · Score: 1

    How can we help? Perhaps if the few people with Internet access and the necessary savvy work hard at sharing movies on the net, this could generate increased sales. Effectively through "free advertising".

    If we all work hard enough this effect might be strong enough to improve the Movie Industry's fortunes. Sort of like how raido stations introduce people to new music? It's worth a try.

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  354. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by mdielmann · · Score: 1

    I have a one-word rebuttal: Toys.

    And here's the explanation: When Robin Williams, an actor who's movies I always enjoyed up until that one, was asked why on earth he did that movie on Oprah, he said he had "20 million reasons", implying that he never thought the movie itself was a good reason to do it. Recall that he did a commercial selling the movie (not a trailer/preview). Ever since then, I've not assumed that his movies are good out of hand. He sold out once (some might say more), and I won't assume he won't do it again.

    OTOH, although I don't always like Johnny Depp, I do respect him and have an idea of what to expect from him. And Ben Affleck and Jennifer Lopez have none of my respect and I don't assume that a movie either of them are in is going to be good (if it is good, it's usually in spite of them). Their reward for schilling Gigli.

    So yeah, movie makers, from the actors to the studio execs, at times realize at some point before the release of the movie that a movie is bad, and still try to scam us into watching it in the theatres. And I've also noticed that the real stinkers tend to pull out the stops in marketing (especially actors hyping the movie). That always raises a big red flag for me.

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  355. War is Peace by serutan · · Score: 1

    Freedom is Slavery.
    Profit is Loss.

  356. In related news ... by permaculture · · Score: 0, Troll

    Bill Gates in in despair as the EU fine him a zillion dollars. How will he cope with only $50 billion to keep him going?

    It was better than the alternative, though. The court wanted to divide Microsoft in two. One half to run the software business, and the other half to calculate Bill's wages.

    I'll get me coat.

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  357. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Pofy · · Score: 1

    >It's not denying a corporation profits that is
    >the issue. You can do that by abstaining from
    >buying the product. The issue is getting the
    >product *even though* you haven't paid.

    This is not correct. Copyright has nothing to do with not paying for something you get. There are many (many, many) ways you can get a product without paying for it that are not copyright infringement at all. Payment is actually not at all something tied to copyright. I can borrow a book, I can read it at a friends home, he can give it to me, I can find a book and so on. In all cases I will have a product and read it without paying for it and yet, there is no copyright infringement. Actually, I can even steal the book and it is still not copyright infringement (it is theft though).

  358. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Pofy · · Score: 1

    >Come on now, please... How is this not a form of
    >theft,

    Try applying laws regulating theft and see how far you get. The whole copyright issue and laws handling it would be pointless if it was theft.

    >since you have now denied the theatre the money,
    >you have taken something from them.

    WHAT was taken???? Tell me, what do you now have that they used to have (and no longer have)? one can't steal "possible revenue". The payment is actually mostly irellevant and there could be many other ways to see a movie (none of which would be copyright infringement and most not theft either) without paying for it.

    >The moment you take money from someones pocket
    >you are stealing from them,

    Of course. They had money, now they don't, you have it. Theft, and you apply laws handlign theft. You would for example not charge anyone with copyright infringement if they took money from your pocket.

    > the moment you go outside of the designed
    >medium and circumvent the process of payment,
    >you are stealing.

    Huh. THAT is an analogy I can't follow. Were in this case are the money (from the "pocket") taken? What money do you know have that the others used to? THAT is what theft is about. You getting something someone else had (and hence no longer have). Copyright infringement is something completely different.

  359. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by edonaldson · · Score: 1

    There's a willing buyer and a willing seller in the legal transactions.

  360. But whos keeping track? by MMaestro · · Score: 1
    The MPAA is accusing people of stealing their movies. We _don't_ want to prove them right. That only gives them leverage to take our freedoms away with absurd legislation like the DMCA!

    True, but whos the one keeping track of pirated movies? Certainly not the rippers/uploaders/downloaders. No way in hell would the MPAA have hard evidence. The government? Cue privacy invasion lawsuits.

    Even if EVERYBODY was to cease online piracy for a month, and I mean ALL piracy, do you really think some big suit executive will say 'hey, look they stopped stealing our stuff for the month. That means we can reason with them!' Or will the same suit say 'hey, look they stopped stealing our stuff for the month. But our DVD and movie sales dropped by 15%. I know! Lets make false piracy reports and complain to the government to get a tax refund or tax exemption!'

  361. An often repeated idiocy by danila · · Score: 1

    Hey, real smiff, read what you just wrote. Do you seriously think that organized crime uses subsidies? Do you think the Mafia are as retarded as the government? Do you think that they use profits from piracy business to finance the unprofitable drug distribution or production of kiddie porn? If yes, you are retarded.

    Criminals do what is profitable. When piracy is profitable, they use the profit to buy expensive cars, plasma TVs and spend vacations in expensive resorts. They don't use it to prop failing business models.

    So by paying for pirated CDs and DVDs you are paying for the equipment of pirate groups, you are paying for translators, packagers, couriers, for warehouses, transport, wholesalers, retailers, sales clerks, web site admins, but not a dime goes to drug producers, hitmen, slave traders or illegal casinos. You are creating jobs and you are spending your money on something else, so the economy in general benefits. And stop that talk about crime nasties.

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    1. Re:An often repeated idiocy by Auton · · Score: 1

      "not a dime goes to drug producers, hitmen, slave traders or illegal casinos." - danila

      Actually you might be paying for hitmen. Having someone killed is usually not profitable. Thus the money you pay the pirate mafia might well be going towards having some schmuck shot dead.

    2. Re:An often repeated idiocy by danila · · Score: 1

      Yes, but on the demand site - hitmen as tools, not hitmen as business. But how would that be different from paying for cocain by buying music and movies legally? The money you pay the record studios might well be going towards buying shitloads of crack. :)

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  362. Don't pay for it, he doesn't care by MacFury · · Score: 1
    I wouldn't drop a dime to see Michael Moore propoganda

    Michael Moore stated that he doesn't care if people download his movie from P2P networks. Maybe his distributors have something else to say about it, but he's okay with it.

    You should see it. It's a good movie. Perhaps it's slanted, but it's hard to take any other stance on the issue. Besides, making Bush look like an idiot isn't that hard to do. Just sit around with a camera and wait till he opens his dumb mouth.

  363. Preaching to the choir by nlvp · · Score: 1
    Reading the article, and the response to it on Slashdot, it's clear that the prevailing opinion here is one-sided, and that Slashdot's demographic is so convinced of their own point of view, that this article and the responses to it really represents a really large group of people clapping each other on the back.

    If you seriously think that the size of the revenues of an industry is in any way a measure of how much money is being lost through copyright infringement, then your logical abilities are clearly limited to hardware and software, and you should leave economics and finance to others.

    If you also happen to think that the fact that a company makes profits (no matter how large or small) in any way justifies people with camcorders uploading copies to filesharing networks, or ripped DVDs being shared over the internet, then once again your logic has failed you, and I'm glad legislation is suggested and passed by others.

    Finally, a load of articles said something to the tune of, "If they stop making shit films, they'll stop getting them stolen because people will actually pay to go see them". It's hard to grace a comment that immature and idiotic with an answer, but let's try: The quality of a service/product or lack thereof is not a valid justification for its theft, and to suggest that it is, even in passing, is morally and ethically bankrupt. If you don't like it, don't watch it, if you were willing to spend time watching it, such that you know if was bad, then there was clearly value to you in doing that, so stop moaning that it wasn't good enough. Yes Gigli was crap: I read the reviews, so I didn't watch it. If it was *that* crap, however, people wouldn't have taken the time to copy it, share it, download it, watch it, and then discuss how bad it was.

    There may be good points lurking in the background of all this, along the lines of the tradeoffs between essential freedoms and the rights of companies to defend the revenue streams arising from their products through technology control or through legislation and lobbying activities, but the discussion is so incredibly one-sided and extreme, that it's hard to respect many of the comments enough to take the time to read between the lines, and it gets so nauseating reading through a lot of the rubbish that I end up abandoning the attempt before I get to anyone who posts anything reasonable.

    Sorry about that, but I needed to vent.

    1. Re:Preaching to the choir by nagora · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If you seriously think that the size of the revenues of an industry is in any way a measure of how much money is being lost through copyright infringement, then your logical abilities are clearly limited to hardware and software, and you should leave economics and finance to others.

      And if you think that the number of people watching pirated films is a guide to the number of lost sales at the cinema, you need to get out more and talk to real people instead of hanging around /.

      Regardless, the point was not that there is nothing wrong with pirating, it was that there simply is no crisis within the industry on a scale that justifies the huge amount of lobbying for new laws which criminalise such mundane activities as recording off the television. Much if that is based on false assumptions such as "If you watch a pirated DVD you won't pay to see the movie in the cinema" and "If you watched a cheap pirate DVD then you would have forked over your six quid to see the movie on the big screen", neither of which is based in reality.

      TWW

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    2. Re:Preaching to the choir by Programmer_In_Traini · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Geez man, are you going through male menopause or something ?

      Share your point of view if you want, it'll be my pleasure to read your comments but don't come here to put some shit on my head. ...especially when we know that in the /. community, most irritating comments are made by 18 years old kiddos.

      Despite the tone you used, you have point, the fact that they still get A LOT of money does not justify or make any less worst the act of pirating a movie.

      But, in the end, it all comes back to what I said in an earlier post about the RIAA

      http://slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=108810&cid=9 24 8421

      intead of discouraging me to pirate, encourage me to buy.

      gimme a reason to buy your product and I'll do it.

      I feel sorry for the music/movie industry for the money they lose but its all about evolution. Internet is here and changes a lot of thing, those who cannot adapt will undoutedbly lose money...if not their skin.

      Internet is about sharing, its about knowledge, information. That cannot, will not be stopped, anytime soon anyway so MPAA and RIAA might as well get used to it.

      They need to change their business model. Like I said, its sad for them because its not the quality of their product or anything related to them that triggered the situation.

      But that's how it is and they need to adapt.

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    3. Re:Preaching to the choir by nlvp · · Score: 1
      I hear this "change their business model" a lot, but the truth is that right now, six out of seven investments they make don't make a profit, but the seventh is sufficiently successful to make up for the losses they have to eat on the first six.

      From time to time, that seventh is a band we all like. From time to time, it's a singer that only 15-year-old girls like, but what's important is that they've finally got a product they can sell for a few years, and the revenue stream keeps them going.

      Essentially, they're the risk-takers, the only people willing to invest in lots of maybe artists, and lend them enough money to record an album, such that these artists get a chance at national or international success. It's because they are the only organizations willing to take this risk that artists are so keen to get "signed".

      Start taking chunks out of their revenue streams, start creating even more variability and uncertainty in their revenue predictions, and they will - automatically, logically and with good business sense - scale down the risks of their investments in order to compensate. That means more Britney, more Christina, more N'Sync and Backstreet Boys and reliable packaged products, and fewer David Grays, Jewels and other singer-songwriters that are great when they succeed, but more often than not fail, and therefore represent a huge risk.

      These companies will adapt, they already are. They change their investment strategy to avoid the risky but potentially brilliant artists and focus more on the "crap" that happens to appeal to the incredibly wealthy 13-16 year old demographic and that the radio stations love to play.

      In the end, the losers are the public, because the companies sure as hell aren't going to eat a loss just to produce music - they'd be bankrupt in a couple of years, they just pass the damage on to us in the form of worse music.

      Finally, I'm sorry if you didn't like my tone, but I've been reading slashdot for years, and while it's always been biased in some ways, the way the article was originally phrased, and the quality of the replies, this particular time, really had me gagging for breath.

  364. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by farlukar · · Score: 1
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  365. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, I did think that the Butterfly Effect sucked, but I liked Along Came Polly. Owell. To each his own.

  366. News for nerds. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sarcasm that matters. by CmdrTroll

  367. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by mirko · · Score: 1

    I see the imdb crowd as sheeps.
    I cannot understand what else than a mode effect pulled Matrix 2 and 3 so high, for example...
    So always take their rating with a shovel of salt.

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  368. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by lemody · · Score: 1
    >90% of everything is crap.
    >Also, crap is relative.

    but note also that crap is good.
    n*million flies and bugs cannot be wrong.

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  369. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by CA_Jim · · Score: 1

    Dustin Hoffman is Swedish?

  370. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by red_mug · · Score: 1
    i don't get it : you consider this gigli movie to bad to pay for, but good enough to waste your TIME for downloading and watching it???

    "time is money" they say :-)

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  371. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Along Came Polly garnered a 5.7/10.0, considering that imdb's audience is pretty highly squewed towards the male half of the species that's not too bad.

    If you click on the rating, you will get to see a breakdown by age and sex, which shows that women only rate the movie marginally higher (never averaging over 6.3 for any female group that is ranked). Furthermore, new movies tend to be a bit overrated at imdb, which makes a low score even worse.

    Personally, I try to avoid any movie with a score below 6 (since these movies will rarely engage me). Between 6 and 7 is marginal and I will only watch it when the movie has something extra (Bond-movies, comedies with Atkinson, etc). High 7's or more are movies I definately will want to watch, although I will regularly be highly disappointed (especially for newer movies).

    Examples of blockbuster movies that stunk are:
    - Pearl Harbor
    - We Were Soldiers
    Both these movies wallowed in silly nationalism and harbored an incredible number of clichés (introduce character, talk about becoming a father, guy gets killed but asks another soldier to give a letter to his family, all in the space of three minutes and they even dare to repeat that formula again and again, aaaargh). The sad thing is that in both of these cases, incredible talent and resources is wasted. For example, the visual effects in We Were Soldiers are wonderful. If the story and acting would have been up to par, this could have been one of the great war movies (of which there are always too few).

    As it is, I consider these movies stinkers because they should have been so much better if you look at the budget available. The fact that some bad movies can draw a decent audience is no excuse. Those people have no taste in movies (IMNSHO), which unfortunately means that money and resources get wasted.

  372. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    P2P "piracy" isn't theft, and you're right. It's worse than that--it's an usurption of another American's constitutionally guaranteed right.

    Copyright is not a constitutional right for citizens. The constitution explicitly says that copyright may be granted by congress to "promote the progress of science and useful arts." That's it. You don't 'deserve' compensation. The constitution doesn't call that a valid reason at all, only to promote the creation of works can you be granted copyright.

    The sad thing is that I'm not even an American and I know the constitution better than you.

  373. More proof of the worthlessness of Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree, Slashdot is becoming worthless. It is awash with idiotic posters who just cannot grasp sarcasm, for example. What a wasteland.

  374. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you kidding me? I'd love to pay $9 a movie. Her in London my local flea pit charges 18 ($35) a head, regardless of the movie.

  375. What is anamorphic widescreen? by CavemanKiwi · · Score: 1

    Is it just a different aspect ratio from letterbox? Is letterbox 16:9?

    1. Re:What is anamorphic widescreen? by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      The long answer is here.

      http://www.thedigitalbits.com/articles/anamorphi c/

      Letterbox shows up on a normal TV well like letterbox a good 4 to 6 inches of black on the top and bottom. It is physically masked onto the disk. With Anamorphic it adjusts automatically for the TV. These would be the discs you've seen that only have a inch or two of black on the bottom and top. This is a achieved by the data adjusting itself for the type of TV it is being shown on, thus anamoprhic. The point is that I think 16:9 TVs will be common in not too many years and when they are widescreen DVDs will be useless. The article explains it better than I can but that is the basic idea.

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    2. Re:What is anamorphic widescreen? by Scottarius · · Score: 1

      I'm pretty sure all the LOTR dvd's that have been released are anamorphic. They don't say so on the box, but any website I've looked them up on say "Anamorphic Widescreen" or "Enhanced for 16:9 TV's", and if I put the DVD into my computer it plays in widescreen format without black bars, so they are not physically part of the video.

      I don't think there are many DVD's any more that are NOT anamorphic since the DVD players have the ability themselves to add the black bars if you don't have a widscreen tv.

      Also, some widescreen tv's have the ability to remove the black bars from movies that are in the letterbox format anyway. (although i'm not really sure exactly how well this actually works)

    3. Re:What is anamorphic widescreen? by vanDerGraaf · · Score: 1

      You've got me confused. I've got the LOTR extended sets out so far in the widescreen edition, yet when I play them on my machine the video display window adjusts to 16:9. It is only when the window is expanded to full screen than the black letterbox "bars" appear. How does this render these widescreen DVDs useless after 4:3 is no longer the standard?

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    4. Re:What is anamorphic widescreen? by SquadBoy · · Score: 1

      I might be wrong as I have not checked out the latest extended versions. I know the first ones where not. Maybe its time to take a look at them again. What you are describing would be anamorphic. Anyway like I said the link explains it better.

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  376. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by ynohoo · · Score: 1

    Well the boat was the star in Waterworld. Shame they killed it off half way thru the movie. If Costner had died half way thru, I wouldn't of minded, but not the boat!

  377. We are writing down your name by beforewisdom · · Score: 1

    Cmr Taco, we work for the entertainment industry.

    We have read your sarcasm and we are putting your name down in our permannet record.

    You better watch out.

  378. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by swdunlop · · Score: 1

    Sadly, these modern programs are worse.. The programs, themselves, are traditional ad campaigns for merchandising, but with even less of a plot.

    It's what surrounds them that draws my sick fascination. Take, for example, Nickelodeon's "U-Pick" theme. It purports that the kiddies out in TV land can have a say about what episodes are broadcast for that night, yet, these programs are all neatly laid out several weeks in advance. How do I know?

    Because the listings have percolated through the listing agencies to my TiVo. So, the kiddies are being given a pretty blatant lie, and, inbetween shows, even shortening them, they get to listen to teen heart-throbs who are actual twenty-somethings try to emphathize with their young audience.

    I don't recall having wade through fifteen minutes of Menudo plugging their latest album just to watch fifteen minutes of Superfriends punctuated with five minutes of ads for Superfriends spin-offs. Then again, I probably wouldn't let a kid watch that crap unfiltered, either.

    Yet another reason to own a PVR.

  379. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by swdunlop · · Score: 1

    I only get the local analog package, since our regional cable provider's digital package is mutually hostile with the killer app for television, my PVR. Out of the ninety some-odd channels, I can usually wean a couple hours of watchable shows for the family.. My two year old daughter watches Between the Lions and Sagwa, while the wife and I usually watch Mythbusters, Good Eats, or the occasional Stargate episode.

    Looking back at our viewing habits, I'd be a happy customer if ala carte pricing ever became ubiquitous -- I only watch about five of these channels on a regular basis.

  380. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by TheLink · · Score: 1

    The movie studio executives are either really out of touch with their viewers, or they have an agenda to push which has not so much to do with making pots of money - maybe it's trying to ram _their_ viewpoints and morals down the audience throats.

    Pixar knows how to make a movie which sells. They don't seem to need as much sex and violence do they? The kids want to see it, the parents agree it's fine, and voila 4-5 seats filled. Next thing you know all the kids classmates want to see it too.

    But no, they want to be arty farty.

    And for some stupid reason they want to waste hundreds of millions on Kevin Costner movies... Which of them was good? Dances with Wolves sure wasn't good - the people in the US just watched it coz it was a guilt trip.

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  381. Record takings by bl8n8r · · Score: 1

    Ok, so that covers the lawsuits - how much money did they make from selling movies?

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  382. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by qtp · · Score: 1

    90% of everything is crap.

    and that remaining ten percent, 90% of that is crap too.

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  383. Re:Meanwhile, ... [mod parent up] by captaineo · · Score: 1

    Well there's a difference between "real/pro" 1920x1080 and "consumer" 1920x1080 displays where it all blurs out into effectively 1024x576 or less. Movie theatres will be using "real" equipment. So there is a bit of extra margin due to equipment quality.

    My prediction is that we will see 3840x2160 in common use in 5-10 years and beyond that we'll have to move to a different way of representing images (like vectors and wavelets, something resolution-independent that would be rasterized to an arbitrary resolution by the display itself).

  384. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is absolutely No justification for stealing, regardless of the quality of the product. I am certainly not siding with the MPAA or any of their affiliates, the movie industry is just a big fat cash machine. Who didn't know that?

    Actually they say that the film industry created more revenue in the 30's when there was no competition to film. If you were to adjust the numbers for inflation of course.

    As a cool side note, the top two grossing films of all time (inflation adjusted) are:

    1.) Gone With the Wind
    2.) The Birth of a Nation

  385. No offense intended... by eberry · · Score: 1

    I mentioned those three movies because they are what drove movie industries profits. I also don't think they are marketed to teenagers. Apparently you haven't seen Harry Potter.

    I also find it odd you countered my sequels, with a sequel of your own. And you mentioned a movie that starred Matt Damon, the most untalented actor next to Adam Sandler. Bourne Identity anyone?

    There are plenty of art houses and private theaters that show non-blockbuster movies. Heck I just seen the Triplets of Belleville at one of these. A good and original movie I might add.

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  386. More to make up for experiments... by SeanDuggan · · Score: 1

    While I think they severely overcharge for movies still, I'd say that part of it is indeed supporting the non-blockbusters. But to some degree, it's not necessarily the ones that will suck, but the ones that risk sucking. It allows them to go out on a limb with movies that don't have a precedent or movies which don't necessarily target a core demographic. Sometimes such movies catch on. As often as not, they fall to obscurity and live their life as cult movies found only on VHS tapes and DVDs. Now do they actually support such experimental films with their proceeds? Fat chance, I suspect, but one can hope, neh?

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  387. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by barryfandango · · Score: 1

    Actually Jack Valenti isn't the head of the MPAA anymore, he's been replaced by Dan Glickman.

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  388. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by dafz1 · · Score: 1

    Viggo Mortensen isn't Swedish(or Danish). He was born in Manhattan(NYC), to a Danish father and American mother. Check out IMDB.

  389. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Kong99 · · Score: 1
    Actually the $ #'s are much much better than that. First you need to add Overseas Box Office which would be and additional $21M for Butterfly and another $82M for Polly BUT you also have advertising cost which would be estimated at $20M for Butterfly and $25M for Polly. Throwing in Overseas Box Office can make a huge difference but for some movies BO is only half the sales, you also have to include DVD/VHS sales and rentals.

    I am getting this info from BoxOfficeMojo.com and LeesMovieInfo.com, to give an idea of just what the rental take can be, in 2002:

    Shallow Hal did $71M at the Domestic Box Office and $60M in just rentals. Fast and the Furious did $144M at the BO and $70M in rentals. It is also not unusual for a movie that did poorly at the BO to do better in rentals. Bandits (with Bruce Willis, Billy Bob Thorton) did $41M at the BO but $50M in rentals. It's estimated cost are $95M but it also did $26M overseas and we still have not thrown in DVD/VHS direct sales.

    It is difficult to find DVD/VHS sales and rental numbers, let alone for the same time period. Bruce Almighty did $480M Worldwide at the Box Office and $120M in DVD/VHS sales. SpiderMan did $190M in sales the first 3 days of it's DVD/VHS release! However, SpiderMan's rental revenue was around $30M, which makes sense since so many bought it.

    DVD/VHS sales/rentals can turn a Box Office money loser into a money maker.

    A good current flop would be "The Alamo" who's estimated production/marketing cost are $140M and has done $23M Worldwide Box Office. I willing to wager DVD/VHS rental/sales will not rescue this stinker!

  390. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by bludstone · · Score: 1

    I used to always be the last-man-standing on my team. (I was good at dodging and catching, not so good at throwing)

    What I would do towards the end of the match was collect all the balls on my side of the court, then roll them to the otherside and dare them to peg me with it.

    Called me a pansy and stuff for it, but I would just brush it off, yawn, ect, until they got so mad they threw the ball at me. Then I would catch it.

    Yay.

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  391. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Gigli was critical acclaimed? Are you sure about that? Metacritic

  392. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Sgt_Jake · · Score: 1

    Was I the only one made nausious by the incesent zooming in and out on EVERY SINGLE SHOT? I watched for almost a half hour total (the part where the lady says they'll set off nukes to 'fuse' the fault line... and then drill 11 foot wide holes 2 miles deep in under an hour to do it, with hand crank nukes... wow.) to count the zooms - they averaged 2 per SECOND for 10 minutes straight. I had to look away, but that left only the dialog.

    I can't remember a single movie that made me cover my eyes, plug my ears, and squirm in my seat like that ever - and I saw JAWS when I was 8 years old. That was quite possibly the worst film in the history of film. Everyone involved with that show should never be allowed to work in movies again. Extra's included. You'd think at least one of them would have the courage to stand up and say 'no'!

  393. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by pogle · · Score: 1

    I could've written this exact same post about myself. We had a game where you could win for your team if you were the last person left, and dodged 25 consective throws. Which I did.

    And getting your nuts nailed did hurt; in my case, we played with 3 different balls, 2 normal size and one larger one. The larger one put me down for the day.

    I miss the days of dodgeball...now I'm far too tall to be anywhere near as good as pre-puberty.

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  394. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by static0verdrive · · Score: 1

    Seriously! If you were expected to catch 'em all it wouldn't be called ... DODGEBALL! We used to go for the legs, then switch it up and go for the midsection when they least expected it. Funny seeing a guy jump, do the splits and get the ball in the crotch!

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  395. Punishment != Crime by huckamania · · Score: 1

    What happened to the constitutional right that punishment should suit the crime? The problem with RIAA et al is that their remedies are heavy handed. Suing high school kid's parents to pay fines in excess of what they would have spent is rediculous and just plain wrong.

    America has more prisoners per capita then any other nation. It is a sad state of affairs. The lawyers that run this country are ruining it by passing more and more laws that only serve to make work for more and more lawyers.

  396. Score -1: Misinformative by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will an Asimov-educated moderator please correct this mistake?

  397. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by rev063 · · Score: 1

    Actually, Waterworld ended up making quite a tidy profit, mainly from international and video sales. So from the point of view of the studios, it was not a flop.

  398. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >It's because they have to make up for all the bullshit movies they show that suck and no one goes to.
    This is common knowledge. Record companies do the same with music. Out of your 13.99 dollars for a new cd, 9.99 goes to cover the record company's losses for the artists that failed to sell (about 99.5% of them), the artist gets 1.25(minus studio expenses... in other words, artist gets nearly 0), .65 goes to manufacturing costs and promotion, and the remaining 2.10 is profit for the record company. Adjust these numbers for a given record company, they are the avgs of a successful record company.

    Don't listen to the bs that record companies spend more than that on promotion. It simply isn't true. The artists do 99% of the promotion by touring, which costs the record company nothing.

    Record companies sign crappy artists, knowing they can increase revenues and monies for the studios, which you guessed it, are often owned by the record company.

    Too bad they are going broke as people "rip them off". What a joke. I am glad kazaa and everything else is "causing them to go broke" they had it coming for past sins.

    Life is a bitch. To think, all they had to do is sign quality artists only, cut their losses, and lower the prices...

  399. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by WNight · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I agree! Nothing entitles him to walk into the studio vaults and make off with the only copy of Gigli.

    Um, wait, that is what you meant by stealing right? The dictionary definition of depriving the original owner of it by taking it away?

    Or did you simply mean duplicating it without a license? Wow, what a heinous crime!

    Copyright law was created to protect the market for the creator. Nobody else would be allowed to publish their work, without their permission. Just that. Nothing about guaranteed profits, or keeping people from seeing it, or controlling when or how someone views it. Simply that nobody else could legally duplicate it (outside of certain narrow cases) without being liable for damages.

    I'm not trying to "justify" this, I'm trying to explain the point of the system. Original copyright law didn't really care about the idea of you copying a copyrighted work for private use, it was concerned with stopping commercial competition from profitting off of your work.

    Listen, if I have a great idea about making a video game and I describe that game in intricate detail to a friend of mine, you are legally entitled to copy that game and publish it, even scooping me at it. However if I have a trivial idea about passing data over a network I can patent it and 0wn the int3rw3b. The point is that which ideas of mine you can use without paying me is completely arbitrary. If you scooped a poor game developer you'd be an ass - if you ignored some trivial "do X on a computer" patent you'd be in the right as far as everyone except patent attorneys was concerned, but the legal responsibility would not reflect this.

    If he was duplicating Gigli and selling it he'd be taking money from people who would pay (however little) for the movie, cutting into the (however slow) market for the movie. If he downloads it for personal viewing, to evaluate the movie before making a purchasing decision, he harms nobody. He sounds like a collector who owns many movies, it's not like he never pays for anything, he's simply not sure he wants to pay for a product he may not like.

    This demonization is silly. Copyright and patent laws go against the "natural" way of the world, in that if you see something you can attempt to copy it. They are intended to solve a specific problem with commercial interference. A technical violation of a barely-related law which doesn't actually harm anyone doesn't sound like it's in the same ballpark as depriving the original owner of their property. If we jump up and down and throw emotionally loaded terms around it'll get in the way of a valid discussion on how to best reward creators for enriching society - ideally in relation to how much society appreciates their efforts.

  400. Re: He's Danish by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All three Danish readers of /. thank you!

  401. leadsling == asshat by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    http://us.imdb.com/chart/

    http://www.amazon.c om/exec/obidos/tg/new-for-you/top-sellers/-/books/ all/

  402. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Tassach · · Score: 1
    Of course, I'm still waiting for the collectors edition of Nemesis with the extra hour of footage
    I'd actually think about buying Nemesis if, and only if, they restored Wil Wheaton's cut scenes *and* pay him royalties.
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  403. you can't own bits, you can only own atoms by circletimessquare · · Score: 1

    you can own a car, but you can't own a sound

    but go ahead and think of me as just some weird communist

    i know i am not, and i know i am the future

    you go on with your bad self, yours is the way of history, of antiquated ways of thinking about electronic media

    intellectual property law is just a giant whore for corporations, trying to own our culture

    culture can't be owned by anyone

    there is no way the ridiculous convulutued outright landgrabs on culture that the intellectual property lawyers/ corporate whores can survive in this world

    we are in a period of history that will show how the landgrabs corporations are trying to make on culture will stifle innovation, not help it, and will actually decrease the bottom line, not increase it

    and you and i will pay for it, with movies that suck, with music that sucks, all the while

    want to movies to be quality, want them to make the most money they possibly can? then support p2p

    i will leave it to your boundless imagination (lol) as to why this is so

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  404. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

    I'd actually think about buying Nemesis if, and only if, they restored Wil Wheaton's cut scenes *and* pay him royalties.

    Why do you think I want the extra hour of footage? They cut out Wil, they cut out Geordi with Brahms, they cut out Data and Picard's heart to heart, they cut out Shinzon's staging of the coup, and about 500 other scenes that really would have added to the movie. But instead of producing a special edition, or even giving us ALL the deleted scenes, they gave us about 6 minutes worth of "deleted scenes" (not even run through post production!) and told us that's all we're getting. And do you think that B&B would actually listen to us and decide to make money off of a special edition?! NO! They're too busy trying to find some way to make Archer fall into T'Pol's boobs, or get Hoshi on screen without a shirt. Bastards.

  405. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Tassach · · Score: 1
    get Hoshi on screen without a shirt
    You say that like it's a bad thing. Eye candy has been the only reason to watch star drek ever since they introduced 36 of Double-D on Voyager.

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  406. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

    You say that like it's a bad thing. Eye candy has been the only reason to watch star drek ever since they introduced 36 of Double-D on Voyager.

    1. T'Pol is fugly. Hoshi is attractive, but why invent obviously-contrived situations to show it off? The TNG females simply wore attractive clothing. No need to go all Beavis and Butthead.

    2. Some of us still remember the suspense and glory of Best of Both Worlds. That, my friend, was theater at its best, even if it was on TV. As the First TV Drama guy is fond of saying, "No, no, no! Build UP the suspense!" BoBW was all about suspense and drama. Enterprise is all about "History needs a dumbass!"

    Yet TNG was truly special because they didn't just stop at BoBW. They went on to do earth shattering episodes like Darmok and Inner Light. They developed characters such as Barkley, and Dr. Brahms. They gave us entertainment and a future to look forward to. Even Voyager, in all its ridiculous moments, managed to produce gems like "Year of Hell" and "Equinox".

    Name ONE episode of Enterprise that you actually walked away from without feeling gypped, confused, or just plain disgusted. I can't. In fact, I believe that B&B have screwed up the basic premise to such a degree, that a Big, Fat, Giant, Red, RESET button is the only way to make the show interesting again. Let's reset the time stream, start with a new crew (Maybe someone who ACTS like a Naval commander?) and modified ship (nukes instead of torpedos, Das Boot style), and let's go and fight some Romulans who can't cloak!

    Do I hear an Amen?

  407. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hey, for me it was that Tripplehorn chick. Man, she is smoking hot. And as much as I like Sharon Stone, Jeanne was even nicer in Basic Instinct.

  408. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What?!?! Filthy's back?! Just made my day, man!

  409. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

    And I call "Humor impaired."

    Turn on your sarcasm detector. This is Slashdot, after all...

    Hey! My sarcasm detector just went off again!

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  410. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by mpe · · Score: 1

    Copyright is not a constitutional right for citizens. The constitution explicitly says that copyright may be granted by congress to "promote the progress of science and useful arts."

    Note that the US Constitution does not use the term "copyright". The actual wording is "To promote the Progress of Science and useful Arts, by securing for limited Times to Authors and Inventors the exclusive Right to their respective Writings and Discoveries".
    It is very hard to reconcile this text with increasing the copyright terms of already existing works. As well as copyrights being transferable and outliving the creator of a work...

  411. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by mpe · · Score: 1

    Copyright law was created to protect the market for the creator.

    Actually copyright law was originally created for state control over what could (and more important could not) be printed on the then new invention of the printing press. The idea of it being about protecting the creator didn't happen until around a century later.

    Nobody else would be allowed to publish their work, without their permission. Just that. Nothing about guaranteed profits, or keeping people from seeing it, or controlling when or how someone views it.

    The "use-right" elements of modern copyright laws have been picked up over the last couple of hundred years, from various places. Quite possibly without whatever checks and balances they may once have had attached through "harmonization".

  412. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Tassach · · Score: 1
    Name ONE episode of Enterprise that you actually walked away from without feeling gypped, confused, or just plain disgusted
    I can't. The three episodes I actually did watch convinced me that it wasn't worth the electricity to turn the TV set.
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  413. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by SillySlashdotName · · Score: 1

    "Time is Money" (time = money)
    "Knowledge is Power" (knowledge = power)
    and power = work / time

    so power = work / money

    Therefore knowledge = work / time
    or equivilantly knowledge = work / money
    and therefore money = work / knowledge
    As knowledge approches zero, money goes to infinity reguardless of the quantity of work.

    So we have proven that:

    1) The more you know, the more you work and the less time you have to accomplish it.
    1a) The more you know, the more you work and the less you get paid.

    2) The less you know, the more money you make - and those who know nothing make the most money.
    2a) Those paid the most, know the least.

    3) The less you know, the less you have to work.

    (not original)

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  414. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by mpe · · Score: 1

    Copyright is supposed to be a quid pro quo arrangement. The owner gets protection for X years, and the work is supposed to enter the public domain after that. Put the work in a vault

    The "vault" in this case being called a "copyright library". A concept modern copyright laws have made unworkable.

    and let it grow mold, and voila, you got the protection for the time you were making money, then didn't have to pay off.

    Because it's in a "vault" it will still exist when it becomes public property...

    Would you sign a contract where someone was supposed to pay up 70 years after their death, yet that contract specifically said the person was not even required to make a will or designate who would be the person to contact when that contract finally came due?

    Without any way of knowing when the 70 years will start or even if it will stay at 70 years...

  415. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by mpe · · Score: 1

    Shelled out that kind of cash? Are you serious? Say people pay $10 to see a movie that costs $50 million. They would need 5 million people across the entire country to see the movie to break even. That's 2% of the US population. A successful movie only needs to attract 2% of its possible audience over the course of several weeks in order to make money. That means it does not have to be particularly good.

    Except that your potential audience isn't just the US it is the entire English (or Spanish) speaking population of the planet.

    Notice that movies have been getting more and more expensive as time goes on:

    So has the ticket price... Recent movies also have additional sources of income, such as TV and home video.

  416. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by ChaosDiscord · · Score: 1
    P2P "piracy" isn't theft, and you're right. It's worse than that--it's an usurption of another American's constitutionally guaranteed right.

    Only on bizzaro-world.

    I challenge you to find anything in the constitution granting you copyright. Go ahead. I'll wait. Or, we can jump right to the relevant part:

    The Congress shall have power ... To promote the progress of science and useful arts, by securing for limited times to authors and inventors the exclusive right to their respective writings and discoveries;

    See the part where you have a right to copyrights? No? Neither do I. It's not there. The only right in question is the right of Congress to pass various intellectual property laws (notably, copyright and patents). That same section gives Congress the right to collect taxes; is paying taxes now your constitutional right? Nope. At the moment there is a copyright law. But it's not part of the constitution. The constitution simply allowed the law to exist, nothing more. Congress is free to create or abolish copyright law as it wishes.

    To suggest that copyright infringement is worse than theft is crazy. I'd much rather have someone make an illegal copy of something I've created than deprive me of one of my copies. An illegal copy deprives me of potential gains, and that is a problem, but it's better than theft, where I lose something I already had.

  417. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by torokun · · Score: 1

    Yes, but in this case, the copying is tied to the lack of payment. You can only get the file without paying by copying it.

  418. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by ScrewMaster · · Score: 1

    I know, but when the aforementioned laws were passed Valenti was still at the helm. He's still guilty as far as I'm concerned.

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  419. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by WNight · · Score: 1

    Yeah, but that was an old-world thing, in the colonies they enacted copyright laws for the benefit of the creators. At least, I think so...?

  420. Thanks for the invite by Dahan · · Score: 1
    Hey, just wanted to say thanks for the invite... I'm now the proud owner of dahanc@gmail.com :) (6 char minimum username length is kinda annoying though).

    I'll be sure to vote for Howard Dean this November! Oh wait... nevermind.

  421. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Fryth · · Score: 1

    I have some Celine Dion concert OGM's if you are interested...

  422. That Nemesis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Of course, I'm still waiting for the collectors edition of Nemesis with the extra hour of footage.

    Nemesis? As in Star Trek: Nemesis?!? Please tell me that was sacrasm or something -- that movie was quite possiby worse than Insurrection, and that's no mean feat. I mean, the whole clone business was such an overdone, forced and melodramatic piece of crap that I'm frankly surprised that Patrick Stewart (a former Shakespearian actor) even agreed to do the movie at all.

    -Mike

    1. Re:That Nemesis? by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

      I mean, the whole clone business was such an overdone, forced and melodramatic piece of crap

      Agreed. However, it was also mildly entertaining. I have this feeling that had all those scenes not been cut out, the acting might not have felt so forced. For example, their whole "it's about family" message is so completely lost in the final cut, that it's amazing we can make heads or tails of it.

      BTW, they should have left the seat belt thing. Other than that idiot XO replacement, it was actually a funny scene.

      Then again, maybe I just stopped taking Trek seriously. Damn B&B...

  423. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Artifakt · · Score: 1

    "Because it's in a "vault" it will still exist when it becomes public property..."

    I was thinking more of some of the MPAA members IP, where the orignal filmstock is in a literal vault, not a figurative one. Recent efforts to restore films such as My Fair Lady and Seven Samurai have revealed that there are lots of very old film originals growing mold and such, and at this rate, they WON'T still exist when the time comes for them to become public property. We've already lost some, films from the 20's, 30's and 40's that are irrepairable, and as the uncorrectable flaws in the restored copy of 7 Samurai show, there are a lot more whose quality is already compromised to a lesser degree.

    "Without any way of knowing when the 70 years will start or even if it will stay at 70 years..."

    Life is already a very variable term, and a life plus system favors the young over the old. Under it, authors get more benefits for their first works rather than what are more usually their best ones. As long as life expectancy's increase, the current law also has built in "inflation". As you point out, the law also has a history of being readjusted in favor of one side and never the other, and we have no reason to expect it to stay at life+70.
    If the copyright laws were a contract you could sign voluntarily or renegotiate, would you sign it? Would you even negotiate? Or would you decide to take your business elsewhere because anyone who would propose such terms obviously has something crooked in mind.

    --
    Who is John Cabal?
  424. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The real question is: did you really go see it so you can make that comment, or are you just jumping on the bandwagon?

  425. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by AKAImBatman · · Score: 1

    I can't. The three episodes I actually did watch convinced me that it wasn't worth the electricity to turn the TV set.

    You know, it suddenly hit me that you might not realize what I'm referring to when I talk about B&B trying to find ways to "get Hoshi's shirt off". In any *normal* context, we'd be talking about sex and romance. In the case of B&B, things go a little different. You see, the Enterprise crew is locked up in their quarters after the "bad guys" take over the ship. At some point they realize that Hoshi has a way to crawl through the vents. So, she procedes to do so in a T-Shirt instead of her usual uniform. As she exits the vent in the ceiling, she somehow gets her shirt stuck on something. She goes down, her shirt doesn't. Next thing you know, she's breaking Malcom out of his quarters, and asking for some clothing. Oddest thing is, don't they were bras in the future?

    Believe it or not, this is what B&B think of as "quality" televison. Blech.

  426. Re:If they don't stop making shit movies they won' by hesiod · · Score: 1

    > the most grand of all High School sports!!

    You played dodgeball in High School? Geez, we were past that in like 6th grade...