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  1. Re:Happened to me on Search and Seizure at the Supreme Court · · Score: 0
    At this point, a truck LOADED with lawn furniture, to the point where it's mounded up in the back, with ropes holding it in, drives by.....

    Can you please fill us in on this plot development? I'm sure more than a few of us were hanging on to every word. Basically...where were you going with this?

  2. Re:Republicans 5-4 on Search and Seizure at the Supreme Court · · Score: 0
    who recently found the anti-free speech parts of the campaign finance laws...

    There's nothing anti-free-speech about campaign finance laws. That's just an elitist Republicrat myth you're perpetuating. If it were not possible for campaigns to be funded by special interests, then we would truly have free speech. For example, .....I don't know where I was going with this...I'm really baked right now...bye bye

    and by the way, democrats and republicans all suck, except Dennis Kucinich.

  3. Yes, but... on Search and Seizure at the Supreme Court · · Score: 1, Funny

    Yes, but who will investigate the investigators' investigators?

  4. KARMA WHORE ALERT!!! on ATI PCI-Express Devices Revealed · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    The parent, Dark Helmet, is a known karma whore. He's repeating enough facts from the article to get an "Insightful" or "Informative" mod from you. But DON'T FALL FOR IT! Read his post again. Ever since he got his MCSE he thinks fill rate and bus speed are interchangeable. Attention techies w/ mod points, do your jobs and tear his ass up!

  5. Freedom...what's it all about? on ESR's Open Letter to McNealy: Set Java Free! · · Score: -1

    I mean, is it good or is it wack?

  6. Re:Hey now.... on Netcraft Jokes About SCO's Virus Fears · · Score: 0

    More like this. Heavenly is, well, heavenly. Bring lots of cash though--rob a bank or do contract labor for DHS, whatever it takes. Oh, and get rid of your skis & bring a snowboard instead.

  7. Anyone but me notice the them of this year's ads? on Superbowling · · Score: 0

    During the Superbowl(TM), CBS will run ads for not one, not two, but three drugs used to treat erectile dysfunction! Do all you football fans have some sort of, uh, problem?

  8. Re:Sexual Asspussy is something that's good 4 me!! on Full X11-Based Distro For PDAs · · Score: 0

    Thank you, oh glorious master, for your encouraging words. I will soon make myself CLIT-worthy, as I have many other karma-rich accounts due to copious karma whoring and mod farming.

  9. Re:This article is ridiculous on Bad Spelling Pays on eBay · · Score: -1

    Hey buddy, you're posting on slashdot. When you use the word ridiculous, no one will understand WTH you are talking about. It's spelled rediculous around here. Get with the program, m'kay?

  10. Sexual Asspussy is something that's good 4 me!! on Full X11-Based Distro For PDAs · · Score: 0
    Dear sir:

    Let me start this letter by congratulating you on your effectiveness as a member of CLIT. You are truly the James Bond of the FP scene. Regarding your unicode sig, I have been curious for some time as to the meaning when translated from the Kanji (my guess) to Engrish. Would you be so kind as to translate it for me?

    Sincerely,
    ShockerFan
  11. Do we even stand a chance? on Congressional Committee Approves Database Bill · · Score: 0

    Say "we" present a cogent argument to make our case, do we even stand a chance? All the megacorps have to do is invent some jive connecting terrorism to uncopyrighted data collections and BOOM!--instant overwhelming approval for the new legislation.

    The fact that a Senate committee has already approved this bill is a good sign that it's time to stop fighting. It's time to accept the creeping corporate fascism and salute our neo-feudal overlords. Or it could be a sign that we should instead invest our efforts in harvesting the rotational energy from the gravesites of Jefferson, Payne, Christ, and eliminate the energy shortage. Just an afterthought.

  12. Asymmetric Warfare? on Army to use MMOG for Simulation Training · · Score: 0

    Asymmetric Warfare? Is that what you call it when America attacks another country? It's not like anybody can hang with our military. Not that I'm proud of that fact (in fact, I'm not proud of it at all). In the long run it's not a very nice way to treat your neighbors ;0

    But at least they're using simulation rather than killing real foreigners!

  13. No kidding! on Social Side-Effects Of Internet Use · · Score: 1

    I read the article on cnn earlier today. I was especially surprised at the gender gap in Italy. I could just picture an Italian guy chasing his ragazza away from the computer while shouting "Cara, perche vuoi romperi i coglioni?"

    Besides, there are so many other social consequences to the Internet, or as farkers call it, teh Intarweb. For example, how many of us would have ever heard of The Shocker were it not for our beloved Internet?