hahahaha. mark me down as a troll, but i have to give this guy support. where everyone else in the next story is bitching about this and that, this dude's talking about pouring grits down his pants. why doesn't everyone take a step back and look at how ridiculous this world is?
2) Most of the laughter of a geek seems extremely forced (look how cool we are for finding this funny)
No, the funniest thing I've ever heard isn't a computer joke, it's this dialog at the last supper (sorry if the dialog's a little incorrect, haven't seen it in awhile):
What else do we got? Bababanush! I wanna dip my balls in it!
twice today. thats alot of grits. why exactly would you pour grits down your pants, anyways? i mean, seriously, poor people are starving in other countries and here you are, pouring hot grits down your pantalones. you should be ashamed. and really, if you have nothign better to do than pour hot grits down your pants, well, um.. (after five minutes of thought) shit, i can't think of anything better to do either. nevermind, carry on with your grit-pouring
Take your package and RAM IT UP YER ASS The majority of the packages sent through ups are too large to be "rammed" up anyone's ass. To do this would be painful at best, and not worth saving a couple of bucks with shipping.
then bend over and BLOW IT OUT YER ASS facing the package's destination The idea that an object can be blown out of anyones ass with anything close to a high velocity is an urban myth at best.
. It will arrive very quickly. Same day air. Only if your sending it directly below your ass. sorry i had to burst your bubble.
i'm not sure how accurate this is, but i got this from the article: According to the book, China could launch a devastating computer-run sabotage operation by attacking U.S. oil refineries, many of which are grouped closely together in areas of Texas, New Jersey and California
when you do something like this, you aren't "killing workstations", you're killing people (possibly)
CDNOW's US patent No. 5,930,768, "Method and System for Remote User Controlled Manufacturing," covers the process of using the Internet to remotely select songs from a database, burn them to a compact disc or other playback media, and ship them to the customer.
No, this is the internet and the rules of social interaction don't apply here, which is one of the reasons i can sit here and talk shit, you're probably older than me by about 10 years and i wouldn't even try to say anything to you in real life.
Another solution, albeit a solution off the top of my head, would to have a java browser. Now, java gui stuff is slow, but is a perfect candidate for what you're talking about. Each html component could have a respective class file, and could be loaded on the fly to display. The web page would be layed out first, and then the component classes would be added in. It sucks that java's kind of slow on the graphical end though. I'd be willing to help out on a project like this if someone wants to get it started. It makes sense to me, it's totally modular, and could possibly be fairly in size.
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hahahaha. mark me down as a troll, but i have to give this guy support. where everyone else in the next story is bitching about this and that, this dude's talking about pouring grits down his pants. why doesn't everyone take a step back and look at how ridiculous this world is?
IT professionals who ensure that the perverts are able to download pr0n at high speeds
god bless them. uh, i mean, um, nah, thats what i meant.
oh please, who doesn't? (aside from me and the rest of the world, that is)
don't be such a pussy. any real guy/girl would love to have all those ailments.
2) Most of the laughter of a geek seems extremely forced (look how cool we are for finding this funny)
No, the funniest thing I've ever heard isn't a computer joke, it's this dialog at the last supper (sorry if the dialog's a little incorrect, haven't seen it in awhile):
What else do we got?
Bababanush!
I wanna dip my balls in it!
twice today. thats alot of grits. why exactly would you pour grits down your pants, anyways? i mean, seriously, poor people are starving in other countries and here you are, pouring hot grits down your pantalones. you should be ashamed.
and really, if you have nothign better to do than pour hot grits down your pants, well, um..
(after five minutes of thought)
shit, i can't think of anything better to do either. nevermind, carry on with your grit-pouring
I disagree, and here's why:
Take your package and RAM IT UP YER ASS
The majority of the packages sent through ups are too large to be "rammed" up anyone's ass. To do this would be painful at best, and not worth saving a couple of bucks with shipping.
then bend over and BLOW IT OUT YER ASS facing the package's destination
The idea that an object can be blown out of anyones ass with anything close to a high velocity is an urban myth at best.
. It will arrive very quickly. Same day air.
Only if your sending it directly below your ass.
sorry i had to burst your bubble.
i'm not sure how accurate this is, but i got this from the article:
According to the book, China could launch a devastating computer-run sabotage operation by attacking U.S. oil refineries, many of which are grouped closely together in areas of Texas, New Jersey and California
when you do something like this, you aren't "killing workstations", you're killing people (possibly)
haha, so true. a good porn site will beat any ol' e-something or other site.
right.
CDNOW's US patent No. 5,930,768, "Method and System for Remote User Controlled Manufacturing," covers the process of using the Internet to remotely select songs from a database, burn them to a compact disc or other playback media, and ship them to the customer.
thanks. now for the $250... guess it's time to sell the other kidney...
Did anyone come across the battery life for any of these things? It doesn't say on ZDnet or the homepage for the player as far as I can tell.
oh please, my eyeballs are like the rest of my body, they don't get any.
who is better satisfied with a low score than an high one?
what good ever came out of seattle anyway? pearl jam? heh. nuke 'em.
This guy's not a troll, read the article, the guy's head's so fucking big i'm suprised he continues to live.
i agree. and his music sucks too
oh, in that case, nevermind. sorry
regardless of what he does/did, i don't see the point of having him die... maybe i'm just turning soft
No, this is the internet and the rules of social interaction don't apply here, which is one of the reasons i can sit here and talk shit, you're probably older than me by about 10 years and i wouldn't even try to say anything to you in real life.
touche
is it really necessary to have a remote that does all that? i mean, come on.
Another solution, albeit a solution off the top of my head, would to have a java browser. Now, java gui stuff is slow, but is a perfect candidate for what you're talking about. Each html component could have a respective class file, and could be loaded on the fly to display. The web page would be layed out first, and then the component classes would be added in.
It sucks that java's kind of slow on the graphical end though. I'd be willing to help out on a project like this if someone wants to get it started. It makes sense to me, it's totally modular, and could possibly be fairly in size.
when i can stick with that 10 mile long cat5 cable that i plugged directly into the hub at school?