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  1. Re:Latency over lightyears... on Vint Cerf on Internet Challenges · · Score: 1
    ``Assume a network of super-luminal communications devices.''

    :)

    That's also the standard sci-fi authors' response to this problem.

  2. Re:Latency over lightyears... on Vint Cerf on Internet Challenges · · Score: 2, Funny

    That sounds like a hardware problem to me. Therefore, most computer scientists will ignore it.

  3. Re:What about ineffective preparations? on Asteroid 2004 MN4 May Hit Earth After All · · Score: 1

    Maybe Marvin the Martian will blow it up for us, using the Illudium Q-32 Space Modulator!

  4. Here come the developers on Site for Moon Base Determined · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I hope they've already gotten the deed to the property, otherwise somebody else might get there first and snap up all the good land.

  5. The real reason on Paramount Says Enterprise Cancellation Is Final · · Score: 4, Funny
    ...was all the counter-offers of money from fans if they DID cancel the series.

    Good riddance, if you ask me.

  6. Re:Most interesting tidbit is in the last paragrap on Firefox-Based Start-Up Gets Off The Ground · · Score: 1
    That thing about antivirus software caught my eye also.

    What I was wondering was: why should a virus scanner be "integrated" with a browser? The only thing I could conceive was that it would scan all downloaded files, but the file system virus scanners have that covered pretty well already (well, except for buffer-overrun-style exploits, but presumably Mozilla will just fix those in the browser).

    The other thing about virus protection: there's an enormous effort involved to keep up with new viruses, and the for-profit antivir guys are pretty competitive. They might have a lot of ongoing work just to keep their scanner up with the latest attacks.

  7. Re:Other possible topics on Mapping Google News · · Score: 1
    Actually, this one is for real, and kind of a cool hack:

    Google News Map

  8. Other possible topics on Mapping Google News · · Score: 2, Funny
    Googling mapping news

    New Google mappings

    Goo mapping news

    Mapping new Googles

    New mapping goggles

  9. Re:Watch? on Museum Director Indicted for Stealing NASA Artifacts · · Score: 3, Funny
    an Omega 17 mock-up watch

    Thank god he didn't sell off the Omega 13!

  10. Re:Hmm... on Apple and PalmOne Release iPodTreo · · Score: 3, Informative
    You know what would be the best possible April Fool's joke at this point?

    Posting something that looks fake but isn't.

    Check out the "iPod socks" story.

  11. You can tell it's an April Fool's Dupe... on Man Sells Baby to Pay for Gadgets · · Score: 1

    because it's not a joke.

  12. Re:Hi Rodney! on How Much Respect Do You Get? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Rodney was an inspiration to those of us who climb Colorado's 14,000' peaks. Last summer, a number of us from a climbing website took a cardboard cutout of Rodney (with his permission) to about 25 Colorado high summits. We were all saddened by his illness and death. Here is a picture of him on Mount Harvard, 14,420'.

  13. Re:misleading headline on 95% of IT Projects Not Delivered On Time · · Score: 4, Insightful

    True, but think what this implies: 5% of development groups never deliver a project that is late. Amazing...

  14. Re:Weird. on MS Launches Video Download Service · · Score: 1

    Thanks! I was wondering if they'd have the monkey dance!

  15. Re:Lots of plugins = bloat on On Plug-ins and Extensible Architectures · · Score: 1
    At least this is the user's choice.
    Bloat then becomes a consequence of the user's choices and not something forced upon the user by the developer.

    This sounds somewhat like the defense fast-food restaurant chains use against charges that they promote obesity.

  16. Better than tinfoil? on New Photovoltaics Made with Titanium Foil · · Score: 4, Funny

    Now you can get power and protection from UFOs with one convenient hat!

  17. Re:In other words.. on How the Secret Service Cracks Encrypted Evidence · · Score: 4, Funny
    Inject spaces or numbers or punctuation into the word if you do. And dont write it down on a sticky note under your keyboard.

    Or just remove punctuation (like apostrophes).

    (Sorry....couldnt resist :)

  18. Computer users are stupid - details at 11 on How the Secret Service Cracks Encrypted Evidence · · Score: 3, Interesting

    This ties in nicely with the "BBC Writer Tries PC Repair" thread. Most people don't understand their computer's software, even if they're criminals trying to hide evidence, apparently.

  19. Post-career opportunity on BBC Writer Tries PC Repair, Finds Poor Software · · Score: 1
    I found this kind of interesting, even if it just suggests a way to pay for my lift tickets after my next layoff.

    I've occasionally taken a look at some non-technical friend's computer, and I can usually do enough good that they're very grateful afterward (even if it's just reinstalling some DLL so their spellchecker starts working again). Picking up $100/week or so for this kind of weeks sounds like a reasonable hobby for an unemployed techie.

  20. Re:Personal projects? on Software Development Practices At Google · · Score: 1
    Yes, and I'm sure if some Google employee came up with some great idea that he spent his 20% free time on, and Google made an assload of money on it, they would give that employee a cut. NOT! Here's a clue for you, young fella: all employers do this, not just Google. You have to make lots of money off the good ideas to pay for the 90% of your employees that are mostly dead weight.

    Good companies will recognize their productive employees with promotions and pay increases. Bad companies will lose these people. In either case, the good people tend to wind up making more money in the long run, so just do your best and trust that things will work out in the long run.

    Or if you aren't the trusting type, start your own company, and then you can be the evil one exploiting your employees. You will wind up doing this, or you'll fail.

  21. Reuse! on Software Development Practices At Google · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Wow, they seem to actually have code reuse company-wide!

    My personal experience with this: when I was working for a big multinational corporation a few years ago, the VP of my group declared that we would henceforth be reusing software components. A place was designated for placing the reusable pieces that would be reused in the future.

    Needless to say, the "reuse repository" sat their empty, until it was finally forgotten and presumably disposed of.

    I worked on a number of projects there, and I tended to copy useful bits from one to the other. I think I probably reused more software than the whole rest of the organization put together.

    My conclusion from this: reuse is really hard to implement, unless you trust the source of the code you're reusing.

    I suspect that Google can get it to work, mostly, because they get the cream of the crop programmers, so the stuff they have to share is really, really good. I kind of wish I could work somewhere like that...sigh...

  22. Weinberger's "qualifications" on Digital Future of the Library of Congress · · Score: -1, Troll
    The first speaker is David Weinberger, an expert on "blogging." Coauthor of the best-selling book "The Cluetrain Manifesto,"

    Wow, cluetrain plus blogging expert. This guy really rides the stupid trends, doesn't he?

  23. Re:Sounds like a retirement plan on Palm Founders Form AI Company · · Score: 1

    If by "pretty well", you mean "forty years behind the government space programs", then yes, that's what I meant.

  24. Re:Sounds like a retirement plan on Palm Founders Form AI Company · · Score: 1
    It is indeed AI; they're building a memory system that learns from its sensory inputs, and stores things in temporal and spatial dimensions.

    Nice hobby, but except for maybe DOD/Homeland Security I don't see it getting any funds. Maybe they can use it to recognize hit TV shows. :)

  25. Sounds like a retirement plan on Palm Founders Form AI Company · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I guess building spaceships is old-hat for rich techies now, so he's going to blow his millions on AI. I don't expect anything tangible to come from this.