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  1. Re:Quote from TFA on The Death of the Floppy Disk · · Score: 4, Funny
    I mean -- if you breathe on a floppy wrong, you'll lose your data

    And what, exactly, is the right way to breathe on a floppy?

  2. Re:Quote from TFA on The Death of the Floppy Disk · · Score: 1
    Im having a hard time remembering the last time I used a floppy.

    I'm not.

    A guy came into my office (no, this is not the opening for a joke) last week with a Cisco 2501, and wanted to know what it was. I hooked it up to the serial port, reset the password and captured the boot, 'show version' and 'show diag', everything he needed. Dumped it all onto a floppy and off he went, happy as larry.

    Floppy disks are still handy to give information to people. Not everybody has broadband nor a USB flash drive, nor necesarily want to dialup to read information.

  3. Re:Creative and mainboard makers is what happened. on What's Up With Computer Audio? · · Score: 1

    Agreed. 100%

    These JBLs are dead flat from about 55Hz to 18kHz. -3db is around 40Hz. Below that they fall off pretty quickly. I can't hear anything above about 15kHz anyway thanks to a mispent youth playing in garage bands.

    The yamaha subwoofer won't win any awards either.. it has an obvious resonance at around 45Hz, but I filter that out with the active Xover. It definitely serves to add the "boom" to explosions in movies, and nicely emphasises the kick drum in rock music. I don't need more than that at the moment.

    I'm running OFHC speaker cable, but its the $3 a meter stuff.

    I should mention that I live in an apartment with concrete walls. There is a limit to what I can achieve without glueing up egg-cartons or hanging curtains.

  4. Re:Here's the text: on 10 Points About Transgaming's Cedega/WineX · · Score: 0, Troll
    1. Don't post as "HTML" if it aint "HTML"
    2. Post article text as AC, or you'll be modded down.
  5. Strangely Appropriate... on Top 25 Censored Media Stories of 2003-2004 · · Score: 5, Funny
    Top 25 Censored Media Stories of 2003-2004

    Nothing for you to see here. Please move along.

  6. Re:Just to play devil's advocate here... on NIH Proposes to Open Tax-Funded Research · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Shouldn't this be presented to the UN?

    And the US considers the UN a relevant body since when?

  7. Re:Creative and mainboard makers is what happened. on What's Up With Computer Audio? · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Are you running that on a digital out?

    No, I'm not.

    I don't have a 5.1 per sé, rather a couple of very good bi-channel amps: JVC 65Wx2 RMS power amp running front left and right, a JBL 55Wx2 RMS reciever running the surrounds + an 8" 80W powered yamaha sub. The center channel is mixed into the left and right using a Mackie 1202 mixingdesk, meaning I'm really only running a 4.1 system. Short of reducing the size of the sweet spot, there isn't a practical difference.

    Front speakers are two way built from a kit and use polk drivers. Not the best speakers in the world, but when combined with the subwoofer (the weakest part of the system). The sub handles the +1 channel plus some of the roll-off from the L+C+R using an active cross-over.

    Surrounds are JBL 3 way book shelves that nicely match the amp. Don't handle as much power as the fronts, but cover a wider range.

    Yeah, its not an ideal system, being cobbled out of bits and pieces I've collected over the last 15 years, but it shits over the "all in one DVD+amp" 5.1 systems some of my friends have bought.

    The on-board DACs a fine for theatre. Maybe they'd lose some definition on the highs for classical music, but given that I use my 10 year-old rock solid Sony CD-player for audio, and that I don't listen to classical music, I wouldn't know.

  8. Re:Creative and mainboard makers is what happened. on What's Up With Computer Audio? · · Score: 3, Informative

    I've got an Abit NB-7S (?) with the Non-soundstorm certified Nvidia 5.1 chipset.

    Kicks serious arse. Runs into my 5.1 amp and off to my JBL speakers and Yamaha subwoofer. Runs my whole home entertainment system. No problems with cross talk, hiss or noise.

    Recomended.

  9. Re:Scully? on Muppets Named Top Scientists · · Score: 1
    There's a mob of "stamp collectors" outside your front door.

    Bloody astronomers.

  10. Re:Scully? on Muppets Named Top Scientists · · Score: 3, Interesting
    Scully had degrees in physics and medicine. How is she not a scientist?

    Medicine, as a degree, is not science. A standard medical degree is procedural. This is one reason medicine is moving toward a post-graduate degree, some of which require a "medical science" degree before hand.

    Physics, however, is the only real science.

    Disclaimer: Yes, I am a physicist.

  11. Just goes to show... on Spammers Are Early Adopters of SPF Standard · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    Wong, one of the original authors of SPF and a co-author of SID, says that it was never intended to combat all spam.

    ... that wong was wrong all along. So long.

  12. Re:All the more reason... on Spammers Are Early Adopters of SPF Standard · · Score: 2, Funny

    > No, no. It's five syllables, then seven, then
    > five. 7-3-2 is completely unharmonious.

    These adds you spam me
    To enhance my sex prowess
    Wont help you, fucker.

  13. All the more reason... on Spammers Are Early Adopters of SPF Standard · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... to declare open season on spammers.

    "What good is Viagra if you .. have no balls... .. fucker"

  14. Re:Why Not Try To Screw The RIAA/MPAA? on Automated DMCA Notices Still Full of Lies · · Score: 1
    I beleive that all of my crap tends to be pre-digested...

    You obviously lack corn in your diet.

  15. Utah Connection on Cold Fusion Back From The Dead · · Score: 4, Funny

    Pons and Fleischmann, the original perpertrators of Cold Fusion, were from the University of Utah.

    What's the bet that this "re-birth" of Cold Fusion has something to do with SCO?

    Judge: Mr McBride, do you have anything to say before the jury adjourn to find you guilty and sentence you to death by stoning?

    Darl: Look! Excess neutrons!

    Jugde: Where? [Looks away]

    Darl: [Exit, stage left]

  16. I can beat that! on Internet2 Speed Record Broken · · Score: 4, Funny

    Look, here I have a 80GB HD full of... um.. arthouse movies. I pick it up, move it a meter. Takes around half a second. Thus I am moving effectively moving data at 1280Gb/sec.

    Beats their record.

    Oh? It needs to go over wire. Fine.

    Be amazed at my 80GB Harddrive over Cat 5 FLYING FOX!!

    Bwahahaha.

  17. I felt... on IBM Recalls 553,000 Laptop Power Units · · Score: 3, Funny

    I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if 533,000 of voices suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced.

  18. Re:Shuttle program != Space program on Hurricane Threatens Shuttle Program · · Score: 1
    move couples who are yet to give birth.

    Yep. Populate the moon with virgins!

  19. Re:Shuttle program != Space program on Hurricane Threatens Shuttle Program · · Score: 4, Funny
    I don't see China abandoning their program if the shuttle is gone

    They've got 1.6 Billion people. They can afford to lose a couple to space accidents as a trade off for having somewhere to put their next 1.6 billion people. The moon may very well be a possibility.

  20. Re:Wrong again. on Microsoft Codec Required For Blu-Ray Players · · Score: 1

    I don't know how I can spell this out. We are comparing ratios, and that is all.

    "For every one person using linux, there are 2 guys who can suck their own dicks."

    To restate using your analogy.

    "For every 1 windows user using, there are 2 linux users using emacs."

    As you pointed out, this does not say "thus there are more emacs users than notepad users". but then nowhere did I say "this means there are more autodicksuckers than linux users", which seems to be the logical (and incorrect) leap of faith you are accusing me of making.

    RTFOP (Original Post)

  21. Re:Been A While on Both Tea And No Tea - Updated Hitchhiker's Game · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I don't even wear a digital watch anymore!

    Suprisingly, that's actually worth an insightful mod.

    On reading that I looked at my watch, thought about three watches I own, tried to think about the 20 odd watches my fiances has (one for each pair of shoes, of course), and I think there isn't a full digital watch among them.

    Possible exception is an "analogue" watch that I have with a digital module that displays the date or one of two other timezones, depending wher e I'm travelling.

  22. Re:Uh....Wrong. on Microsoft Codec Required For Blu-Ray Players · · Score: 1

    Um.. No, not wrong. 1) There in the nothing in the statement assigning a gender to the "Linux User". 2) The number of women who can suck their own dicks is statistically insignificant. 3) Its a mathematical comparison. Compare with the statment: "For every tea drinker in england there are two guys in the US who drink coffee". There is nothing invalid about comparing apples and oranges in the form of "for every x apple, there are y oranges".

  23. Re:The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... on SCO Caps Legal Expenses At $31 Million · · Score: 4, Funny
    Darl's teats

    Boise swinging off Darl's nipples was really not an image I needed... but thanks anyway.

  24. Re:The *Actual* FleeceMasters Here... on SCO Caps Legal Expenses At $31 Million · · Score: 1
    Boise: "Hey look, it's a moron with tons of money. Let's string him along and see where it takes us."

    In poker, that's called "milking".

    Remind me never to play power with Boise et al.

  25. Re:here we go again on Microsoft Codec Required For Blu-Ray Players · · Score: 5, Funny
    Do we already make the whole 1% ?

    I remember reading a "report" in a "men's entertainment" magazine that gave the statistic that 2% of men could orally pleasure themselves.

    If these numbers are accurate, that means for every person using Linux, there are 2 guys who can suck their own dicks.

    I wouldn't call that penetration.