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  1. Re:Slashdot moderator admonishment: on The Monetary Economics of Thurston Howell III · · Score: 1

    Slashdot etiquette:

    When you quote the entire article text, post as anonymous coward.

    This is to stop people posting text in anticipation of a slashdotting in order to gain Karma, rather than to "provide a service."

    What the mods did was correct. If the first poster made a mistake, he should have reposted a reply to his own post, with the same text, as AC.

  2. Re:Bluetooth not "adopting" on Ericsson Pulls Bluetooth Division · · Score: 2, Funny
    When was the last time you used a Bluetooth-enabled device to do anything useful?

    Don't worry, there will be a huge outcry from brits so socially inept they need bluetooth to get laid on trains that somebody will step forward and support it.

  3. Microsoft Songlist on Microsoft to Launch Online Music Store · · Score: 2, Funny

    What they're not telling you its that there are only four songs available through the service.

  4. Re:As long as he is not management, he's fine by m on Facts and Fallacies of Software Engineering · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Hear hear!

    This is the big problem with management. Pre-boom managers were PHBs, and thus promote PHBs. New skilled IT people look at PHBs and think, I don't want to be like that, so I won't become a manager.

    So its a self-feeding cycle.

    WE NEED MORE GEEKS IN MANAGEMENT.

    Right now, I should be writing my MBA assignment, worth 25% of the subject, due in at midnight tommorrow, but instead I'm procrastinating on SlashDot. If that doesn't qualify me to be a geek manager, I don't know what does.

  5. Re:Johnny Howard Strikes Back on Australian Prime-Minister Sends Spam · · Score: 1
    Yes, a Charity runs almost every State Government.

    And the relevance is? That's like saying I've got 7 Microsoft certs, so I'm as qualified as the guy with a degree.

    Any fool can win a state election. Shit. Queensland had Joh for, what, 24 years or something.

    (Anyway, Last NSW election, I voted for the "abolish state government party". We don't need it. Merge local councils to form Municipal governments, and leave the State boundarys for sporting contests.)

    I wouldn't vote for Lazuras if you paid me, but it woundn't suprise me if the Libs manage to win this election. At least in Latham the ALP has somebody who looks like a leader. Hell, anybody who decks a Sydney Cabbie deserves a vote.

  6. Re:Fine... on Windows Not Expected Secure Until 2011, Says MS · · Score: 1

    Ayayayay.

    I see the humorless have been given mod points again.

    Do you want me to explain the joke using small words, or should I leave it to you as an exercise?

    Give it a go once "Smackdown" finishes. (Its not real, by the way. They are ACTORS).

  7. Fine... on Windows Not Expected Secure Until 2011, Says MS · · Score: 1, Funny
    Windows Not Expected Secure Until 2011, Says MS

    Fine. I'll hold off installing XP until 2011 then.

  8. Re:Oh, come on! on Kevin Smith set for Clerks sequel · · Score: 2, Insightful
    someday someone's ging to say that Adam Sandler, or Affleck & Damon "sold out"

    Adam Sandler sold out!

    (happy now?)

    Seriously, I hated Adam Sandler until I saw his performance in Punch Drunk Love. Everything else I've ever seen him: Waterboy, Big Daddy, Little Nicky; make me feel like gnawing off my own limbs.

    Maybe he's made other good movies, but I'm not going to invest a huge amount of time trying to find out what they are.

  9. I qualify with my A+ cert!! on Apple iPod with Video and WiFi Capabilities? · · Score: 4, Funny
    Experience in the following areas is important:

    system integration - Check. I installed Samba last week

    digital logic - Check. That's ones and zeros, right?

    SDRAM - Check. I use that in my camera

    Flash - Check. I flashed my DVD-rom thingy to be region free

    ASIC - Um. That's like a CPU for a nintendo.

    processor selection - Check. AMD beats Intel every time. Only fan boys use Intel.

    ATAPI - Check. I've installed Harddrives before

    various communication protocols (ie: GSM, Bluetooth, IEEE 802.11, Firewire, and USB) - Check: I've got a GSM phone and a USB flash drive.

    display types and video and analog integration. - Check. How easy peasy! Just match the colors on the cable plugs and the sockets.

    Apple, here I come!

    Wonder if I should change my name to "iMateito"?

  10. Re:Seems useless to me. on Caller ID Falsification Service · · Score: 1
    My current phone number is one digit off from the local KFC

    caller: Hi. Is that KFC

    you: No...

    caller: Got any chicken?

    caller: *giggle*giggle*giggle* [hangup]

  11. He'll do a Lucas. on Kevin Smith set for Clerks sequel · · Score: 5, Funny

    In the new version, Dante shoots first.

    (If this makes no sense, look for the original "alternate" ending to Clerks.)

  12. Re:Time to turn in your geek card... on IOCCC Winners Announced · · Score: 1
    Not only that, I don't consider the ability to churn out unreadable code a good trait in a programmer.

    Just consider it... insurance.

    Obfuscate... or be outsourced.

  13. Re:Why is there a purple octopus on your couch? on Making Stuff Out Of Broken Computer Equipment? · · Score: 1

    What's the take on "mouse" when referring to the computer peripheral?

    Is it "Mouses" or "Mice"?

    I tend to use "Mices" to keep everybody happy.

  14. Re:Wow on Windows XP To Get Longhorn Technologies · · Score: 2, Funny
    "What do you get when you multiply six by nine?"

    MONEY

    I like it!

  15. Re:I want to know too! on Windows XP To Get Longhorn Technologies · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... and he should upgrade to Longhorn, why?

  16. Re:Well, duh. on Windows XP To Get Longhorn Technologies · · Score: 3, Funny
    even Bill can't believe he has such a tight control of the market

    C'mon, this is the man credited with saying (on more than one accasion I might add):

    "Bwahahahahahaha. Fools! I'll destroy them all!

  17. Wow on Windows XP To Get Longhorn Technologies · · Score: 0, Troll
    XP o get longhorn technologies.

    So I'm going to have to upgrade to a 5GHz Pentium IV so XP runs efficiently?

    So what's changed?

  18. Re:Scenario. on CEO Indicted for DDOSing Competitors · · Score: 1
    How the fuck is THAT supposed to happen?

    Did my CO take my weapon PRIOR to giving me an order he knew I wouldn't follow? Did I somehow end up in a squad of sociopaths and not notice it?

    The armed forces has more than its fair share of sociopaths, but thats another story.

    Let follow your line of reasoning. Your CO gives you an order, you question the order, he commands you to do it or be shot on site, you draw your gun and shoot your CO. In the court martial you explain your situation. You are fucked.

    The example that I used before is that of the young German officers who were instructed to shoot the recaptured POWs involved in "The Great Escape". If they refused to kill the unarmed prisoners, they would be shot. After the war, they were captured, tried, and something like 15 out of 23 were hanged.

    Where was their choice?

    Now think that military service was a compulsory part of life (as it still is in many countries), these guys had wives and maybe young families, and tell me that taking the bullet on priciple was the obvious choice.

  19. Re:You mean like Abu Ghraib? on CEO Indicted for DDOSing Competitors · · Score: 1
    It is better to be punished for doing the right thing than to do the wrong thing and be rewarded.

    No, because with War-Crimes the punishment for doing the right thing is an immediately administered bullet through the temple.

    Your choice is "certain death now" or "do the wrong thing and live with my conscience and the posibility of execution/incarceration later".

    Its really not much of a choice.

    Unlike traffic cops, I feel that some people who committed war-crimes have a case, and are as much victims. This is especially true for conscripts.

  20. Re:Guys, take note of this... on CEO Indicted for DDOSing Competitors · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I watched "The Great Escape" the other night. On the second DVD there's a recreation of the investigation of what really happened.

    There was a recreated interogation of a young german officer who had received orders to shoot the escapers in the back of the head during a pee break (orders which came from Hitler). He questioned his orders, and was basically told do it, or we shoot you.

    After the war he was captured, tried for murder, and hanged.

    Obviously that was a different time, and a different place, but to be a young guy in that sort of "damned if I do, damned if I don't" situation must really suck.

    Note that I am not saying the cretins above had any other choice.. unless it turns out that the employer was holding their mothers as captives and threatening conduct executions if the DDOS didn't go ahead.

  21. Re:Johnny Howard Strikes Back on Australian Prime-Minister Sends Spam · · Score: 1

    After their, what, 13 years(?) in the political wilderness, I think its fair to label the ALP as a charity.

  22. Re:Marketing Dweeb Double Speak on Tech Support Levels Dropping · · Score: 1

    That is why Sweden is near the top on all the quality of living surveys.

    You guys may pay some of the highest taxes in the world, but in (my limited experience) it seems that the fundamental respect for other people, lost in so many other countries, still exists.

  23. "Montecito" on Dual Caches for Dual-core Chips · · Score: 5, Funny

    "Montecito", a spanish word, literally translates as "a small monte".

    Thus I predict that this will be followed by a quad-core chip called the "monte", an 8-core chip called the "montote" (the big monte), and finally a 16-core chip known as "The Full Monte".

  24. Re:The doom of the calculator on A C Compiler For The HP49g+ · · Score: 1

    YES!!!

    So when you find that you can't fully reduce a matrix, you just bring on SUPER MARIO to kick the living shit out of the rouge entries.

    ROCK AND ROLL.

  25. Re:Nuclear fusion? on Odds-on Science · · Score: 1

    Oh. I hadn't heard that.

    I'm still waiting for this month's Sci-Am to arrive.