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  1. Re:Dear computer industry. on Jobs Claims Microsoft Is Shamelessly Copying · · Score: 4, Funny

    Crap. Here I was just about to buy a PowerBook ...

    Maybe by the time I buy it, the instructions will ask me to drop it from 3 inches in the air. :|

    Oh, and does this mean Apple will have to fire Jobs again? Bummer.

  2. Re:Who's copying whom on Jobs Claims Microsoft Is Shamelessly Copying · · Score: 5, Funny

    Windows Messenger (a sister to MSN Messenger)

    No, it's not. Windows Messenger is MSN Messenger's bastard, mutant son with ugly flecky skin, an abhorrant fear of the sun and a hellish need to eat raw fish.

    Me: "I want to log into MSN, please"
    WM: "No ... nobody gets past, gollum! Nasssty userses, we must be upgraded first! Thisss version won't work, preciouses! Not thiss one!"
    Me: "Err, it's okay, I'll just run MSN messenger .."
    WM: "Ha! The parent is well hidden, gollum! Nasssty users will never find it without getting deep into Program Files! Never!"
    Me: "No, here it is ..." (double-click) Another instance of WM launches, fails to log in and cackles horribly. Much searching finally reveals the MSN messenger hiding somewhere.

    Honestly, I'm just waiting for it to creep out and bite off my finger one of these days ...

  3. Re:safari on RSS Reaches Out for New Networks · · Score: 2, Informative

    Opera does this already.

  4. Re:Lies, Damn Lies and Statistics on Interest in CS as a Major Drops · · Score: 1

    Is for the clueless masses still trademarked? I heard Microsoft is changing its motto to It just works ...

  5. Re:Unbelievable on Microsoft's New Mantra - It Just Works · · Score: 1

    Nice first post.

    This is spooking me out, too. I'm hoping to switch sometime this summer, and try and get my folks to do the same. Windows has been going down the drain lately, what with spyware, virii problems, and my laptop just generally reaching its you-have-to-reformat-everything time, but I woulda hoped for a good fight.

    Now is when Microsoft should go back to the basics and try and come up with sometime truely innovative. Blow your mind out innovative, right up on the desktop where the user can see. Not just Win95+Tiger, which is what Longhorn looks like, but something so radical it makes everybody take a step back and go "Wow".

    And if there's one company with the money resources to just sit pretty and do it, it's Microsoft.

    There are probably a whole lotta things I'm ignoring, because I'm sleepy like hell, but if by next year when I'm used to MacOSX I'm not looking at Windows screenshots and drooling, I'd be very very disappointed.

  6. Re:a proposal to protect the artists. on Canadian ISP to Name Music Swappers · · Score: 1

    Funniest. Slashdot. Post. EVER!

    Thanks for the laugh :)

  7. Re:IT: Opera's CEO drowns off coast of Norway on Opera's CEO to Swim From Norway to the USA · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Don't you mean in the Mysterious Future? ;)

  8. Re:iTunes is free on Opera's CEO to Swim From Norway to the USA · · Score: 1

    Oops yeah :) my bad. I did mean closed source; thanks for clarifying.

    p.s. Opera is cool. Dunno how long the shine will last :|

  9. The obvious answer on Opera's CEO to Swim From Norway to the USA · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's MARKETING!

    I hadn't heard about Opera 8, and if it wasn't for the slashvertisement, I'd've been in the dark.

    This is well timed - just today I installed iTunes, was completely bowled over, and was wondering - if a non-free music player can be this cool, what about a non-free web browser?

    nice to see them CEOs get out of the comfy office once in a while ...

  10. Nonsense. on BBC Reviews Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    If it can survive the Ravenous Bugblatter Beast of Trall, it can survive a bad movie.

    You could use it to hold popcorn, to wrap yourself in if the theatre is too cold, and if you carry a tube of cyanide stitched into the lining, you could kill yourself if it is too much to bear.

    Most importantly, you could cry into it if the reviews are right ...

  11. Re:Don't judge a book by its cover. on BBC Reviews Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy · · Score: 0, Redundant

    SPOILER WARNING!!!

    The series results in the Earth getting horribly, completely, totally obliterated.

    Thrice.

    Judging this book by its cover mightn't be such a great idea, either.

    Don't Panic? Yeah, right ...

  12. Re:Well... on Bastille Adds Reporting, Grabs Fed Attention · · Score: 1, Funny

    Me too!

    Do you get error code "4.09 Windows XP? Am I on candid camera?" too? Maybe we should report this ...

  13. Re:History down another path on The Early History of Nupedia and Wikipedia: A Memoir · · Score: 1

    C2.com is mentioned in the TFA (or should that be TFsummary?). Sigh.

  14. Re:Netcraft confirms it, Wikipedia... on The Early History of Nupedia and Wikipedia: A Memoir · · Score: 1

    H2G2 is older than the 'pedia, so it's actually a better hitchhiker's guide than H2G2.

    I can't believe I'm arguing about this ...

  15. Re:Netcraft confirms it, Wikipedia... on The Early History of Nupedia and Wikipedia: A Memoir · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. They cost the same.
    2. Wikipedia has the words "Edit this page" in large, friendly letters on (almost) every page. Beat that :).

    (p.s. there is NOTHING friendly about sharp, *pink* letters. Brrr.)

  16. History down another path on The Early History of Nupedia and Wikipedia: A Memoir · · Score: 1

    The incredibly amazing Wiki idea was first conceived and executed at C2.com by Ward Cunningham.

    Personally, I think that Wiki is the most important part of the Wikipedia package. That's what attracted me there to begin with: the idea that Anybody could edit Anything, Anytime, Anyhow. It's like natural selection with words, and it's a lot of fun. If you make a big contribution with any worth, you're pretty much guaranteed that some of it is going to stay on for ages and ages - and it's a great kick coming back to a 'pedia article months down the line and thinking, hey, I came up with that sentence!

    And then you go, what a stupid sentence, and hit the "Edit this page" button ...

  17. Re:All I want to know is... on The Early History of Nupedia and Wikipedia: A Memoir · · Score: 4, Funny

    Encyclopedia Galactica

    We call it Google in Singapore, is that what do you guys call it in America?

  18. Re:wikipedia everywhere on The Early History of Nupedia and Wikipedia: A Memoir · · Score: 1

    Wikipedians. Lots of Wikipedians. :)

  19. Re:From the "I'm-not-reading-all-of-that" Dept... on The Early History of Nupedia and Wikipedia: A Memoir · · Score: 3, Informative
  20. Re:Worst. Acronym. Ever. on U.S. Military's Hackers · · Score: 4, Funny

    Freedom's Special Computer Knights

    They're French?? I thought they were American!

  21. Re:Boycott Norway on Freeciv-2.0.0 Stable Released · · Score: 1

    I know ... but it's so much fun to rename it to "New Delhi" once you take over!

    a civ-crazy Indian

  22. Re:Stealth Mode on Tiger's 200 New Features · · Score: 1

    1 word:
    Oh.

    Like somebody else already pointed out, stealth mode is something firewalls should just have.

  23. Re:Now don't let them in on this... on Breakthrough Decodes 'Classical Holy Grail' · · Score: 3, Funny

    Yes, this is verily the first evidence for the lost civilization of the Ancient Geeks.

  24. Re:Their first task on The Philanthropic Arm of Google · · Score: 5, Informative

    Done!

    So what's the next task?

  25. Re:Interesting, yet... on Satellite Easter Eggs · · Score: 1

    Indeed, the engravers were working so fast that they hardly noticed they had captured one of Sargon's armies on the move.

    Hey, that sounds interesting! What's the story there?