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Pick me!

On: Volunteer to Simulate a Mars Mission for the ESA

My blood is pure, and I am free.

buttonfly-or-zipper?

On: Plan 9 Running on Blue Gene

in-or-out? I stick my penis out my zipper-or-buttonfly? or I stick my penis in my buttonfly-or-zipper? I guess you had to be there.

Now with 50% less broken bones.

On: Legal Online Gambling May Return to US

Watch the Sopranos, or I will fucking kill you.

I love June 29...

On: Review of Windows Mobile 6-Based "Wing"

but not for your reasons.

Also better at 2 in the ping, and 2 in the stink.

On: Boys with Longer Ring Fingers are Better at Math

Am I still a troll?

Child porn uses?

On: Computers Outperform Humans at Recognizing Faces

Think of the kids.

Call me crazy, but....

On: What's Next For Google News

more news. Film at 11.

So you say you are a "Bloger"...

On: Nortel Strong-Arms Open Source Vendor Fonality

do you have any nose candy?

"8 weeks to beat Mac users"

On: 40M Vista Licenses in 100 Days

Proof that Video games cause violence?

Monday is "Forever" stamp day too.

On: Monday is Wiretap the Internet Day

Same rate "forever", might be a good time to invest into the United States Goverment in a small way.

The shape of packages also matters more now.

WOOT vs. w00t

On: Bridging the Gap Between Hackers and Academics

omfg I 3 MySpace NOT (! said in a Borat voice)

lmao @ Take Our Daughters and Sons to Work

On: RIAA Wins In Court Against UW Madison

Should I make a racist joke, like... Will the prison system let that little black girl pictured on the website inside to watch her daddy make license plates?

How about a joke about Alec Baldwin?

Bringing "cheap" oil to the USA?

On: Bringing Bandwidth To Iraq

Sorry, "Gas" is going up, not down. I hope they enjoy all of the SPAM.

When I master bait.

On: Typing Patterns for Authentication

My right hand is the ally and left is the impostor.

Kick out the trolls, like me.

On: National Projects Aim to Reboot the Internet

;-) 3

"Cat got your tongue? (something important seems to be missing from your comment ... like the body or the subject!)" Well / code, what one is at null, the body or the subject? I am talking to a computer! I am crazy!

Pigs in space....

On: Gates to join Simonyi in Space?

Is he looking for software pirates on the moon?

Does your toaster run NetBSD?

On: RIAA Attacks Sites Participating in Its Own Campaign

I think she also had a joke about a boat in a movie, but I also can not remember her name.

3M has not wet water.

On: Vista Slow To Copy, Delete Files

Can you digg it?
http://digg.com/general_sciences/Water_that_does_n ot_get_things_wet.

Re:Dire Straits...

On: Record Labels Struggle With the Album's Demise

Maybe that little faggot will have to sell his jet air plain.

*Also look into the 2000 US. Presidential Election

On: Voters Vote Yes, County Says No

Hurray for yet another never ending war!

Now lets go play some golf.

IBM helped kill the Jews in the Holocaust

On: IBM Asks Court To Declare Linux Non-Infringing

www.ibmandtheholocaust.com

Way to go Jews!

On: Solar Powered UAV to Set Aviation Endurance Record?

I sure do love "modern" times.

Get out the Firehose!

On: NASA Fires Astronaut

http://slashdot.org/firehose.pl

Second system.

On: Homeland Security Offers Details on Real ID

Police already use tattoos, and other marks.

Yes.

On: Does the Internet Need a Major Capacity Upgrade?

I need more penis enlargment adds! Oh, and I need a mograge for the house I do not own.