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Boys with Longer Ring Fingers are Better at Math

slashthedot writes "While it is well known that boys have longer ring fingers as compared to index fingers, now some researchers say that the longer the ring finger ratio to index finger, the better boys are at math. In girls, the shorter the ring finger to index finger ratio, the better is their verbal skills. 'The link, according to the researchers, is that testosterone levels in the womb influence both finger length and brain development.'"

322 comments

  1. 2 girls for every boy by SPickett · · Score: 5, Funny

    The beach boys gave boys all the math they'll ever need. And, it isn't related to the index finger or ring finger, but rather to the finger in between.

    1. Re:2 girls for every boy by paleo2002 · · Score: 2, Funny

      My middle finger is an inch longer than my index finger. What does that mean?

    2. Re:2 girls for every boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It means that you're a freak. Go work in a circus!

    3. Re:2 girls for every boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      My middle finger is an inch longer than my index finger. What does that mean?
      That you're very bad with a fillet knife.
    4. Re:2 girls for every boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Actually that song was by Jan & Dean, not the Beach Boys.
      The song is "Surf City".

    5. Re:2 girls for every boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's amusing how it's pretty much a guarantee that any post on /. related to a body part will get immediate response that serves to reinforce the 'dork' stereotype. Way to go, virgins.

    6. Re:2 girls for every boy by Dahamma · · Score: 1

      Read between the lines!

    7. Re:2 girls for every boy by Old+Benjamin · · Score: 1, Interesting

      All I have to say is that my ring finger is only about 1cm longer than my index, even shorter, and I'm the best kid in my school when it comes to math. And yes, I am a boy. Not only that, but my verbal skills are just fine.

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    8. Re:2 girls for every boy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The song is "Surf City".

      Dude, u r old. And what's up with "it's not very cherry, it's an oldie but a goodie"?

    9. Re:2 girls for every boy by Fear+the+Clam · · Score: 1

      MILF. They were more subtle in those days.

    10. Re:2 girls for every boy by E++99 · · Score: 1

      The beach boys gave boys all the math they'll ever need.

      This is a common misconception. "2 girls for every boy" was a Jan & Dean song, not Beach Boys.
  2. Fantastic! by codesurfer · · Score: 5, Funny

    A little different that my usual pickup line, but what the heck!

  3. ATT: Mathbots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have a huge cock.

    Nature saw fit to bless some of us more than others, enjoy your prime numbers nerds!

    1. Re:ATT: Mathbots by suv4x4 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I have a huge cock.
      Nature saw fit to bless some of us more than others, enjoy your prime numbers nerds!


      Hi, I'm a prime number nerd [adjusts glasses]. Actually having a huge male sex organs could lead to great difficulty making sex with most women. It may not enter fully, and requires significantly more foreplay than average to average-big organs. Also statistics show that girls normally don't enjoy pushing their ovaries in their throat during sex.

      Therefore, I must conclude it's better to have long fingers, as they not only make you better at math, but better at playing piano. Both of which could lead to a better financial situation, and every nerd knows it's easy to score if you're rich, while it's much harder to score waving your wang around and pointing out how big it is.

    2. Re:ATT: Mathbots by Kensai7 · · Score: 1

      Actually SAYING to have a huge cock in a public forum, instead of HAVING it means a guy blessed with a great imagination. I wish you enjoyed numbers at least... :)

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    3. Re:ATT: Mathbots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      my prime: 611111111113
      your prime: 6113

    4. Re:ATT: Mathbots by JamesTRexx · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      Offtopic! Who cares about your rooster?

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    5. Re:ATT: Mathbots by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

      Where did you have those 11111's added to your prime??? ;)

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    6. Re:ATT: Mathbots by y86 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Therefore, I must conclude it's better to have long fingers, as they not only make you better at math, but better at playing piano. Both of which could lead to a better financial situation, and every nerd knows it's easy to score if you're rich, while it's much harder to score waving your wang around and pointing out how big it is.

      It depends where you go and the womans objectives...

    7. Re:ATT: Mathbots by BakaHoushi · · Score: 4, Funny

      In the GP's defense, a woman won't try to kill you and take your wang afterwards... ...At least, not that I've ever heard of.

    8. Re:ATT: Mathbots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If one (1) was prime I would joke about you knowing fully well about the loneliest number. Too bad.

    9. Re:ATT: Mathbots by Joebert · · Score: 1

      every nerd knows it's easy to score if you're rich, while it's much harder to score waving your wang around and pointing out how big it is.

      What makes rich wives sleep with the poolman ?
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    10. Re:ATT: Mathbots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Prime enlargement pills.

    11. Re:ATT: Mathbots by prelelat · · Score: 0

      Well typically if you're going that route you have to look at the big picture. If rich wives don't really love their husband why is that? It's probably because they are not the best looking people and don't have the sizable organ they are looking for. So why did they get married and have sex with them in the first place. Well it's most likely because they are rich. Now how did they get rich? Well if you look at the parent we can see a correlation between being rich and being good at calculations. Hence you either have to be a pool boy or wealthy to get laid by some hot girl. Now personally I think most men are not pool boys, and eventually have to become pool men, in the end being rich will get you laid in a long run because even if your 80 and have a million bucks you can score a hot chick. Now if you're 80 and a pool boy you probably have 10 kids named Tom that have grandchildren all living in your house waiting for you to die so they can inherit your trailer.

      So as to who wins in the scenario, the man with the mansion, who can get an 18 year old girlfriend at the age of 65. Also no one has stated that if you're good at math doesn't mean you don't have other benefits to your body.

    12. Re:ATT: Mathbots by An+ominous+Cow+art · · Score: 5, Funny

      I hear that taking v1111111agra will do that.

    13. Re:ATT: Mathbots by anagama · · Score: 1, Offtopic

      google john wayne bobbit

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    14. Re:ATT: Mathbots by anagama · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If rich wives don't really love their husband why is that?
      She's a dishonest prostitute. The man who wins is the one who doesn't marry and visits with honest prostitutes. Probably cheaper and more fun in the long run.
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    15. Re:ATT: Mathbots by BeanThere · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The type of men women want to fsck and the type of men they want to "settle down with" tend to be two different types of men. The type of man who can provide the mansion with the pool is probably working damn hard, so is hardly ever around, and will almost certainly have far less (sexual) energy than her especially if she is not working but hanging around at home bored (with the pool guy conveniently nearby). A pool guy on the other hand will never make enough money to be the one she wants to "settle down with". Different needs ... she 'settles for' the [possibly nice] guy with cash for financial security but still wants the hunky bad-boy's genes for her offspring and to have fun with. Some women will try to get the best of both worlds and hope not to get caught. Society pretends otherwise but woman also often have polygamy desires like men, they just exhibit them differently and more selectively. I wonder how many families would be broken up if everyone's children were suddenly forced to do paternity testing. Men, whether you're the pool guy or the rich guy, just make sure you know the score and are getting what you need out of the situation you're in. OTOH if you're happily hooked up with a decent woman, all the better.

    16. Re:ATT: Mathbots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all too true, (I'm posting AC to avoid the "your wang isn't that big" posts directed at me) having a big dick means very little, it is a terrible pickup line, and by the time they see it it usually isn't going to make a difference if it's not huge. and beyond all that, if its long, it hits the cervix and can result in painful bruising, if its fat, it results in a great deal of painful stretching, and i can assure you, that kind of pressure doesn't feel too great on you either. So be prepared to carry lots o lube, and be careful about positions and penetration depth to avoid serious pain to your partner. all in all, not worth the hype.

    17. Re:ATT: Mathbots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Actually having a huge male sex organs could lead to great difficulty making sex with most women. It may not enter fully, and requires significantly more foreplay than average to average-big organs. Also statistics show that girls normally don't enjoy pushing their ovaries in their throat during sex.

      That's the truth. I have a 9" cock that is 6 1/2" around. Really. Sure, it isn't porn star big but bigger than average.

      Quick sex is out. Anal sex is out (don't even bring up the subject). The majority of the time sex requires either I go down on her first so she is naturally lubricated enough or break out the KY and that sucks for me because it really really reduces friction.

      A girl brags she can deep throat? Not going to happen. Quite a few girls get migraines the day after blowing me because they has to open their mouth so much and keep it open. And what do you think happens when I date a girl that has mild TMJ? Right, no blowjobs.

      Don't get me wrong, I like my cock. And it is always cool the first time I whip it out and see that look in her eyes. Especially if she is a skank. It is that same look I have when a girl reveals a great set of tits or turns around and has a great ass. I wouldn't trade my cock for anything.

      But it isn't always the greatest thing.

      Oh, and I could blow myself when I was a teenager. That was cool.

    18. Re:ATT: Mathbots by value_added · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hi, I'm a prime number nerd [adjusts glasses]. Actually having a huge male sex organs could lead to great difficulty making sex with most women. It may not enter fully, and requires significantly more foreplay than average to average-big organs.

      There is no difficulty, and they really don't mind. ;-) Trust me. I'm over 6' tall and have ... big hands.

      My ring finger, by contrast, suffers from being in the short category. The news of this study (or one identical to it) came out 6 months to a year ago, so I'm surprised to read about it here now. It caught my attention because I've studied and played classical guitar (that finger-picking style for those unfamiliar with it) for most of my life. When you play with "10 fingers", the ring finger is in the unenviable position of having to reach the string that's farthest away. The longer the ring finger, I assumed, the easier it was to play and by extension, the better the guitarist.

      It turns it out it's not much of an indicator of anything. Since first hearing about the study, I embarked on a study of my own, starting with guitarists, and then extending to just about everyone I met or saw. It's easy to examine someone's hands without being obtrusive, so don't get the idea that I carried around a notebook and measuring instruments. My own observations from a sample set of what I guess would be at least a thousand individuals (most in person, but some on TV, video, pictures, etc.) was the following.

      Guitarists, even wickedly fast flamenco guitarists, don't typically have longer index fingers. I was surprised to note that many have hands that appear better suited to construction. The abilities we tend to associated with the male side of the brain (math, logical thinking, spatial perception) don't correspond either. Women that I know to have close to zero of those skills, often have longer ringer fingers. In fact, I've seen more women with longer ring fingers than than men. Men trained in computer science, engineering, or in the architectural fields likewise don't exhibit any similarities, aside from a frequent and obvious unfamiliarity with physical labour.

      There's been similar studies that suggest that too much or too little testosterone in the womb is related to sexuality, not enough testorone being associated with an exaggerated interest the performing arts, particularly Broadway show tunes. If that's the case, the athletes I know or have met must all be closet cases because I found few cases where any one of them had a longer ringer finger. Flaming queers, by contrast, typically don't have shorter ones. Go figure.

      I would like to believe there is a relationship; that would allow me play victim and say that I never became a concert guitarist because my hands were the wrong shape or size. My opinion is that this kind of "science" can be fun to read about and sometimes helps to make sense of the world around us, but in the end, it's a distraction and has no value at all.

    19. Re:ATT: Mathbots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Society pretends otherwise but woman also often have polygamy desires like men
      In the context, I suspect you meant "polyandry", not "polygamy". Unless you were thinking of hot lesbian action, of course?
    20. Re:ATT: Mathbots by garett_spencley · · Score: 1

      Society pretends otherwise but woman also often have polygamy desires like men, they just exhibit them differently and more selectively. I wonder how many families would be broken up if everyone's children were suddenly forced to do paternity testing. Men, whether you're the pool guy or the rich guy, just make sure you know the score and are getting what you need out of the situation you're in. OTOH if you're happily hooked up with a decent woman, all the better.

      Or you can really luck out find yourself in a relationship where both partners are emotionally mature and open minded enough to realize and accept that both will have polygamous urges and work to together to find ways to satisfy each other's needs without being insecure little babies who end the relationship at the first sign of infidelity.

    21. Re:ATT: Mathbots by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      "...could lead to great difficulty making sex with most women." - and how would you know? ;)

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    22. Re:ATT: Mathbots by happyemoticon · · Score: 1

      Polygamy means "many marriages," and is not gender-specific, though most instances of polygamy recorded have been polygynous (many women, one man).

    23. Re:ATT: Mathbots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some like 'em big, some like 'em medium, as for you smallish dudes... keep rationalizing :)

      Mr Just Right.

    24. Re:ATT: Mathbots by mickwd · · Score: 1

      "Therefore, I must conclude it's better to have long fingers, as they not only make you better at math, but better at playing piano."

      What about playing your organ ?

    25. Re:ATT: Mathbots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a 9" cock that is 6 1/2" around

      That, by the way, is measured using the Adam Corolla method. From the center of the anus to just beyond the tip..

    26. Re:ATT: Mathbots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have a huge cock.

      Nature saw fit to bless some of us more than others, enjoy your prime numbers nerds!

      So? I have a huge cock, and I'm good at math. So shrivel up, brain-dead boy!
    27. Re:ATT: Mathbots by Evilest+Doer · · Score: 1

      Therefore, I must conclude it's better to have long fingers, as they not only make you better at math, but better at playing piano. Both of which could lead to a better financial situation, and every nerd knows it's easy to score if you're rich, while it's much harder to score waving your wang around and pointing out how big it is.
      It depends where you go and the womans objectives...
      Well, not to take this thread too far, but I think it depends on what kind of a woman you are after. I think most guys here would be after a girl who is not as dumb as a rock, which is the kind of girl who goes after guys who talk like the OP (although OP is probably some micro-endowed dork who wants to spew venom). I think most guys here would want a woman who enjoys sex and can have an intelligent conversation with them.
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    28. Re:ATT: Mathbots by IdleTime · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Chances are that you have neither a big dick nor a longer ring finger.
      My dick is exactly 3 times longer than my ring finger and I have long fingers!

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    29. Re:ATT: Mathbots by BrokenHalo · · Score: 5, Funny

      The type of men women want to fsck and the...

      Hold it right there. I have met a few women in the course of my (relatively long in terms of Slashdot readership) lifetime who are happy and generous enough to go in for a jolly fuck here and there.

      But I have never, NOT EVEN ONCE, found a lady whose ulterior motive was to check my filesystems.

      Which, I might add, suits me just fine.

    30. Re:ATT: Mathbots by uncqual · · Score: 1

      even if your [sic] 80 and have a million bucks you can score a hot chick Yes - but if all you have is a million dollars, all you can get reliably is a rather short term lease on a hot chick (assuming, of course, that we are not talking about scoring a wayward tenant of an aviary in warm climate - that's just too kinky even for /.). At the end of the lease, you're likely worse off than the ex-pool boy (you're both broke, you're both senile, but the ex-pool boy probably has a better chance at attracting something in the trailer park because he's pretty experienced at it).

      However, if your genetics and lifestyle suggest that you will probably only live to 81, the risk adjusted ROI of the short term lease might make it worthwhile - and it might not be a bad way to go even if you die of a heart attack a couple days before the lease expires.
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    31. Re:ATT: Mathbots by tyrione · · Score: 0, Troll

      True, but we Men give ourselves too much credit as being firstly, intelligent and secondly, great at sex.

    32. Re:ATT: Mathbots by YoungHack · · Score: 1

      "Every nerd knows it's easy to score if you're rich, while it's much harder to score waving your wang around and pointing out how big it is."

      It's only anecdotal, but I knew a guy at college with a pretty big wanker, and he did tend to pull it out and wave it around at pretty much every party. And that was generally enough to entice some female at the party to go home with him and try it out. So it might not be such a bad strategy.

    33. Re:ATT: Mathbots by gozilla09 · · Score: 1

      Ummmm...because you're reading Slashdot, which DEFINITELY makes you not nerdy...

    34. Re:ATT: Mathbots by BakaHoushi · · Score: 1

      Hmm. That sounds like it takes work, openness, the will to make sacrifices, and patience. ...Can't I just take all that in pill form?

      (I kid.)

      Personally, I look at sex like this: It's just a hormonal desire to procreate, as through the stimulation of specific nerves in the body. Marriage is a legal binding contract, and that cannot and will not stop these desires. Suppressing them and pretending they don't exist will not, like most things, help the problem at all. Looking at some young stud/hottie/whatever and feeling attracted is natural and does not mean you are not loved or not attractive, too. It's just animal nature. ...Of course, I'm also a 20 year old virgin who's never had a date in his life, and will spend this Saturday night as he has every saturday night: Playing videogames and trying to take over the world. So, you know, grain of salt and all that.

    35. Re:ATT: Mathbots by masterzora · · Score: 1

      As I remember the Bobbit case, she just took his wang, there was no killing involved, so the GP is still correct.

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    36. Re:ATT: Mathbots by iamwahoo2 · · Score: 1

      According to almost every study out there, married men in a happy marriage have more and better sex than single men. Some people (mostly men) just think they would be happier with more partners.

    37. Re:ATT: Mathbots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously, unless it really is more than 50% longer than average (measured erect, along the topside, average is 5.7").

    38. Re:ATT: Mathbots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Oh, and I could blow myself when I was a teenager. That was was." Bullshit. Try tasting some of your cum, and then try to say that again with a straight face.
    39. Re:ATT: Mathbots by Mr.+Shotgun · · Score: 1

      That's nice.
      My uncle has two large cocks, and 10 brooding hens. But yet he never feel the need to brag it up online, maybe your feeling a little inadequate?

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    40. Re:ATT: Mathbots by anagama · · Score: 1

      Why would you be happy with a person who loved your money but not you? There are cheaper forms of self-delusion.

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    41. Re:ATT: Mathbots by timmarhy · · Score: 1

      right because guys wangs just pop off no bleeding invloved - she really wasn't trying to kill him at all.

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    42. Re:ATT: Mathbots by masterzora · · Score: 1

      The GPPP stated a very specific progression: Kill him *then* take his wang. That is not what occurred with Bobbit. Therefore, GPPP is still correct to the best of my knowledge.

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    43. Re:ATT: Mathbots by timmarhy · · Score: 1
      read what he said idiot "happy marriage"

      i guess the slashdot is your cheap version of self delusion

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    44. Re:ATT: Mathbots by Nosferatu+Alucard · · Score: 2

      holy crap, mod parent up, I haven't laughed that hard in ages. Also, this one girl I'm courting is sexually active, but finds me to be better than any boyfriend she's ever had. I'm not well endowed, I just pay more attention to details. When we get to fooling around, I watch her reactions, I remember what sets her off, and I use that to my advantage. I don't have to be a sex god to please her, and she likes that. It's more foreplay, it's a lot of fun, and I'm not ripping her open just trying to get it in. Plus I make sure to move the niceties beyond the bedroom, and try to make her smile as much as possible. Even I'm proud of the compliments I get for my hard work, and it helps a LOT in the long run.

    45. Re:ATT: Mathbots by Aliriza · · Score: 1

      We are only interested at your math skills at this time , sorry - we'll call you later. LOL

    46. Re:ATT: Mathbots by vegaspctech · · Score: 1

      It turns it out it's not much of an indicator of anything. Since first hearing about the study, I embarked on a study of my own, starting with guitarists, and then extending to just about everyone I met or saw. </snip>

      The trouble with your study, and theirs, isn't with the size of the finger but the size of the sample. I'd love to see the results of yours get press though. There would be something oddly satisfying about a headline which read Study Finds No Particular Correlation Between Finger Sizes and Skill Sets. More satisfying, though, would be one that read Study Finds Researchers and Reporters Unduly Influenced by Statistical Anomalies. And neither would be a good name for a band.

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    47. Re:ATT: Mathbots by PHPfanboy · · Score: 1

      I'm not well endowed, I just pay more attention to details.
      And that's why you truly are: Just in, Good man! (keep your email private, like your bedroom athletics)
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    48. Re:ATT: Mathbots by Lesrahpem · · Score: 1

      You've obiously never heard of what happened to John Bobbit.

    49. Re:ATT: Mathbots by anagama · · Score: 1

      You mentioned happy marriage. The original post talked much about women who married not for love but for money.

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    50. Re:ATT: Mathbots by Anthony · · Score: 1

      Interesting observations. The main flaw I can see is that your sample may not have been as random as you think it might have been. All sorts of things can upset the selection, subconcious or otherwise. Nevertheless, your observations got me wondering whether the ratio changes after puberty. The study was pre-puberty.

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    51. Re:ATT: Mathbots by wiredlogic · · Score: 1

      Lorena just threw the dismembered member away. Even creepier is the real life story depicted in the Japanese movie "In the Realm of Senses". This woman (still alive I belive) actually took care of the severed appendage for some number of days.

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  4. Obligatory innuendo by BakaHoushi · · Score: 5, Funny

    Somehow, I doubt Freud's work would be as widely known if he had come up with "ring finger envy."

    In other news, men around the world replied to the findings with a cry of "Oh yeah? You should see my OTHER ratio." Women world around responded by placing their foreheads in their palms and sighing.

    1. Re:Obligatory innuendo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How seriously can we take this?
      The second finger is not the index finger (unless it is indicating displeasure like "Stone Cold" Steve Austin) and the fourth is not the ring finger but the pinkie.

      Declining educational standards.

    2. Re:Obligatory innuendo by siriuskase · · Score: 2, Funny

      Not everybody starts counting with the number zero

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    3. Re:Obligatory innuendo by UncleTogie · · Score: 2, Informative

      The second finger is not the index finger (unless it is indicating displeasure like "Stone Cold" Steve Austin) and the fourth is not the ring finger but the pinkie.
      Depends if you're counting it by metacarpal bones. The numbering starts at 1, on the thumb, and the 5th is the pinky.... or that's what they teach in medical schools, anyway...
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    4. Re:Obligatory innuendo by BakaHoushi · · Score: 1

      I think he is implying the old "the thumb is not a finger" argument.

      I'm not a doctor. I've not been to medical school. I feel faint at the sight of blood. But I think, whether it is or it is not... "Close enough." If someone is hurt badly, and you hold out your open palm and say "how many fingers am I holding up?" And he says "5" you don't say "WRONG, the thumb is not a finger, only 4!"

    5. Re:Obligatory innuendo by dal20402 · · Score: 1

      Depends if you're playing violin or piano. On the violin, index = 1; on the piano, index = 2.

    6. Re:Obligatory innuendo by djh101010 · · Score: 1

      I'm not a doctor. I've not been to medical school. I feel faint at the sight of blood. But I think, whether it is or it is not... "Close enough." If someone is hurt badly, and you hold out your open palm and say "how many fingers am I holding up?" And he says "5" you don't say "WRONG, the thumb is not a finger, only 4!" Right. That's the same kind of people who went on and on at Y2K saying "Technically, the new millennium doesn't start until next year because (blah blah blah)". They often got beat up a lot in grade school, I'd imagine.
    7. Re:Obligatory innuendo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If someone is hurt badly, and you hold out your open palm and say "how many fingers am I holding up?"
      And he says "4" you don't say "WRONG, the thumb is a finger, 5"?

    8. Re:Obligatory innuendo by kestasjk · · Score: 1

      So the lower the testosterone the better the maths skills? Sounds right, but I wonder why this is the case?

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    9. Re:Obligatory innuendo by Poromenos1 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      Actually Freud's "penis envy" doesn't mean what you think it means, but we managed to attach the label to something else! Bonus points to Freud for a catchy name.

      It originally meant the supposed reaction of a girl when she finds out she does not have a penis. I don't see what the big fuss is, though, most girls get penises later on in their lives, if only part-time. Mod me interesting for starting this post with psychology and ending with porn!

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    10. Re:Obligatory innuendo by BakaHoushi · · Score: 1

      ...Actually, I DID tell people that. I mean, I was in Middle School at the time...

      And I had no friends...

      BUT! I didn't get beat up!

    11. Re:Obligatory innuendo by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Well, you were technically correct then, but only because the system is fscked up in the first place. Now you can thank me for destroying one of your last few remaining mental supports. :)

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      True confidence comes not from realising you are as good as your peers, but that your peers are as bad as you are.
    12. Re:Obligatory innuendo by BakaHoushi · · Score: 1

      Don't give yourself too much credit. When your mind and your ego are already as low as you can go, you don't NEED supports!

    13. Re:Obligatory innuendo by snowgirl · · Score: 1

      *puts her forehead in her palm and sighs*

      On another note, as a girl with a relatively large finger ratio (that is to say, a very long index as opposed to ring finger), I should have poor verbal and math skills. I don't have a problem with either. Just remember that this like many other finger ratio related things are merely tendency, and not stead-fast.

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    14. Re:Obligatory innuendo by tigersha · · Score: 1

      Well, if he just got hurt by his powersaw and you hold up his hand and asks, he says "5!" you can say..."Guess again!"

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  5. is their verbal skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In girls, the shorter the ring finger to index finger ratio, the better is their verbal skills. Obviously written by a boy or a girl with a long ring finger.
    1. Re:is their verbal skills by HalifaxRage · · Score: 0

      I don't know what you mean, that's a perfectly cromulent phrasing.

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    2. Re:is their verbal skills by trolltalk.com · · Score: 1

      Is that why you keep going around saying "Pull my finger?" Lack of verbal skills?

    3. Re:is their verbal skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dad? Is that you?

  6. but by Butisol · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The ratio of men to women in mathematically intensive disciplines is purely the result of patriarchy, glass ceilings, canes as thick as thumbs, the porn industry, and enculturation via pink dresses and My Little Pony dolls.

    Clearly, government must start an expensive program of Grrl Computer Camps to lower this ratio.

    1. Re:but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You act like there aren't already thousands of programs and scholarships specifically to get women into the sciences and engineering.

    2. Re:but by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify, were you:
      (A) being sarcastic
      (B) being serious and really believe that
      (C) trolling

    3. Re:but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      (D) All of the above

  7. that's great by flynt · · Score: 2, Funny

    Let's just say that's not all we're better at.

    1. Re:that's great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...since when did picking your nose become an Olympic sport?

    2. Re:that's great by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, we can also write our names in the snow.

    3. Re:that's great by cp.tar · · Score: 1

      And they got multiple orgasms.

      Though most probably not from those who spend their time writing their name in the snow.

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  8. A longer middle finger by dattaway · · Score: 2, Funny

    adds up quickly to most people.

  9. Flaky? by timeOday · · Score: 4, Interesting

    OK, so they found a correlation. But it was a correlation they weren't looking for, correct? If I check for the existence of 20 different correlations with a 95% confidence interval, wouldn't I be likely to find one even if none exist? Somebody else would have to confirm this finding for me to give it any credence.

    1. Re:Flaky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If I check for the existence of 20 different correlations with a 95% confidence interval, wouldn't I be likely to find one even if none exist?"
                "If none exist, then how the fuck would you be likely to find one?"

      Random variations in the data.

    2. Re:Flaky? by flynt · · Score: 4, Informative

      Because the 95% confidence level means you are allowing a 5% chance of finding a correlation where one doesn't actually exist. This is called a Type I error in hypothesis testing. If you do 20 tests, each with a 5% chance of a type I error, the expected number of times that you incorrectly reject the null hypothesis is 1.

    3. Re:Flaky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      That would have to do with the 95% confidence interval (1 out of 20). If a 99% confidence interval was used, you would expect 1 out of 100 correlations revealed where there is none. Of course, this should be done over many runs rather than just one.

    4. Re:Flaky? by Ckwop · · Score: 1

      OK, so they found a correlation. But it was a correlation they weren't looking for, correct? If I check for the existence of 20 different correlations with a 95% confidence interval, wouldn't I be likely to find one even if none exist? Somebody else would have to confirm this finding for me to give it any credence.

      I agree that this result needs clarification but there are many 'weird' correlations like this in animals. Bodies are built differently to computer programs. When I build a program, it's a good idea to have each part of the program do one thing and one thing only and do that thing well.

      I'm no expert in this field, but I do not believe that this is so in the body. The presence of a single protein often triggers a whole host of side-effects. This research is interesting because if increased mathematical skill is caused by something like a single protein, then it could help us determine what protein that is.

      Simon

    5. Re:Flaky? by flynt · · Score: 1

      I agree, it's not clear from the article whether this was comparison was the prespecified one or not. I couldn't track down the source article to check either (it didn't appear to be in the May 2007 issue of BJP). To give them the benefit of the doubt, it sounds like this was the whole point of their trial, but who knows? We won't until we can find the original publication. It sounded like from the article that the effect size was very small anyway, although significant.

    6. Re:Flaky? by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      Oh, the correlation exists, it just doesn't prove any relationship between the various organs that come to mind. Of course, if the familiar shoe size gauge is used, everyone would want to sleep with Bozo the Clown.

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    7. Re:Flaky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow. Read up a bit on statistics before speaking of it with such aggression.

      Using a 95% confidence interval(which is very commonly used) means a 5% chance of answering the question("Is there a correlation in the general population or not?") incorrectly. As the number of different correlations I look for approaches infinity, the probability that I find at least one correlation will indeed approach 1, as the GP pointed out.

      This means that generally one will use statistics to confirm(or rather support) hypotheses that already seem sensible. If one is trying many completely random hypotheses, one should either raise require a higher level of confidence, or perform the experiments many times(this, of course, translates into a higher level of confidence).

    8. Re:Flaky? by Corwn+of+Amber · · Score: 1

      Maybe it has to do with the "forbidden" field of ph ysiognomy</a>.

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    9. Re:Flaky? by billcopc · · Score: 1

      That's a nice name for something I call "the art of being proudly anti-social", however there is something to be said about the physical manifestations of stress over time. The youthful she-demon today will probably look like George Burns when she hits 40. Or maybe that's because more people will have punched her arrogant lights out.

      The body can tell a story, but the common (stupid) human tends to read it backwards.

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    10. Re:Flaky? by thePsychologist · · Score: 1

      If I check for the existence of 20 different correlations with a 95% confidence interval, wouldn't I be likely to find one even if none exist?
      If you found a correlation then one exists by definition. If you use 95% confidence, that means you define a correlation to be a correlation coefficient to be significantly different than zero with alpha = 0.05. I.e. if you find a correlation you find a correlation. The question is whether it means anything. Furthermore, if you choose 20 different variables and check the correlation with intelligence (or whatever), it's not as though you'll expect to find 1 significant correlation. However here's an interesting experiment using R:

      c0 = 0;
      x=rnorm(60);
      for (i in 1:1000)
      {
      y = rnorm(60);
      c0[i] = cor(x,y);
      }
      Then typing sum(abs(c0) > 0.3) gives 18. So even generating two sets of 60 random numbers from N(0,1) from the Mersenne twister algorithm gives an approximate 1.8% chance of a correlation greater that 0.3. Changing the sample size to n=20 gives 19.4% of the random samples having a correlation greater than 0.3.
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    11. Re:Flaky? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you prefer Hans Eynsenck found that the greatest predictor of intelligence was having fillings in your teeth.

    12. Re:Flaky? by Da+Fokka · · Score: 1

      Because the 95% confidence level means you are allowing a 5% chance of finding a correlation where one doesn't actually exist. This is called a Type I error in hypothesis testing. If you do 20 tests, each with a 5% chance of a type I error, the expected number of times that you incorrectly reject the null hypothesis is 1.

      Actually, it's not. It's 1-((1-0.05)^^20) ~= .64. The chance of not making a type I error decreases, but there always is a chance that no type I error will be made.

    13. Re:Flaky? by ephedream · · Score: 1

      It is a perhaps not especially strong correlation, but it is there. Also, a smalle 2D:4D ratio has been shown to make men more aggressive. I guess this is where the dumb aggressive jock bully vs. frail submissive brainiac dichotomy comes from.

    14. Re:Flaky? by flynt · · Score: 1

      Please read what I wrote more carefully. You are calculating a probability of making a Type I error under our assumptions. My claim was the the *expected value* of the number of Type I errors under our assumptions is 1, which is of course correct, since our assumptions lead us to a binomial distribution with n = 20, p = .05, and E[X] = n*p = 1 for a binomial random variate.

    15. Re:Flaky? by ajanp · · Score: 1

      correlation does not equal causation?

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    16. Re:Flaky? by Other+Karen · · Score: 1

      Well, there's the familywise error rate and the experimentwise error rate also. There's a number of statistical procedures to handle multiple comparisons that can offer better protection against false positives.

    17. Re:Flaky? by sholden · · Score: 1

      Let me guess, ring finger twice a long as your index finger?

    18. Re:Flaky? by Da+Fokka · · Score: 1

      You are right, I completely misread, my apologies.

    19. Re:Flaky? by computer_redneck · · Score: 1

      I just want to know what you say to a Jock who gets straight A's and goes into Computers when the Apple IIe was new and succeeds.

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    20. Re:Flaky? by ephedream · · Score: 1

      That I'm glad to see he's not a testosterone-fueled raging dumbell.

  10. long finger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    thats crazy talk mister

  11. F1nger en1argemnt by Opportunist · · Score: 5, Funny

    Dissatisfied with your r1ng f1nger? We can help you...

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    1. Re:F1nger en1argemnt by StarfishOne · · Score: 3, Funny

      R1ng? Where?!? My preciousssss!

  12. Testosterone levels? by Wicko · · Score: 4, Funny

    In which way does this affect brain development? If more testosterone = better brain development, well, then sexism just raised by 50%.

    1. Re:Testosterone levels? by Shados · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Different brain development, not better brain development.

    2. Re:Testosterone levels? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      According to some hypothesis, too much testosterone = autism.

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    3. Re:Testosterone levels? by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      I think they're claiming that more testosterone = better math skills. Math is not the end all and be all of brain activity.

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    4. Re:Testosterone levels? by AckutarQuesinta · · Score: 1

      "Exposure to testosterone in the womb is said to promote development of areas of the brain often associated with spatial and mathematical skills, he said. That hormone makes the ring finger longer. Estrogen exposure does the same for areas of the brain associated with verbal ability and tends to lengthen the index finger relative to the ring finger."

      http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20070523/sc_li vescience/fingerlengthpredictssatperformance

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    5. Re:Testosterone levels? by WaZiX · · Score: 1

      Oh, I see, women are just "different"!

    6. Re:Testosterone levels? by Shados · · Score: 1

      Yeah, who would have thought. 2 individuals with vastly different biological features would end up being different in various ways in their daily lives ::gasps::

    7. Re:Testosterone levels? by vuffi_raa · · Score: 1

      actually it is the opposite I believe- from what I read if the index is longer, you have more testosterone during development- it is the way to predict athletic performance

    8. Re:Testosterone levels? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your belief is wrong. The index finger is usually longer than the ring finger on women.

  13. I am not good at math by hottoh · · Score: 1

    However, my ring finger is 7mm longer than the index.

    Do any of thes biological factors ever predict mental capacity or mental ability?

    1. Re:I am not good at math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      my ring finger is 7mm longer than the index


      Simplest explanation: you made a mistake. Look at the left side of your calculator display. That "-" dash there is called in math a "negation" sign, which means your ring finger is actually 7mm shorter than your index.

    2. Re:I am not good at math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My ring finger is only 2 or 3 mm longer. Maybe that's why I almost failed complex analysis back in univerity, and didn't get above 95% on any math courses after first year.

    3. Re:I am not good at math by JoeCommodore · · Score: 1

      About 14 mm longer for one hand and 17 mm on the other. Am am better at programming than math.

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    4. Re:I am not good at math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, they don't. My ring and index fingers are almost identical in length (maybe 1-2mm difference at best), and I got an 800 on the math portion of my SAT's.

    5. Re:I am not good at math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you also am better am programming than am math am.

  14. Anything about the lower horn? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Curious if they have anything to say about the length of the human lower horn...

  15. Gattaca by alexandre · · Score: 1

    So let's save teaching time and separate them in their first years at school? ;-)
    </sarcasm>

    1. Re:Gattaca by Kaitnieks · · Score: 1

      Or we could invest in research of ring finger stretching devices.

  16. People with certain characteristic head shapes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...have a disposition to become murderers. That was the teaching of Franz Joseph Gall, who located the murderous sense behind the ears. BTW, attempts to link exterior features to character or intelligence were also quite popular with the Nazis. I'm mentioning this so that people who take this as a mere curiosity know their company.

  17. Meh by Jethro · · Score: 4, Funny

    The only way to truly know these things is through phrenology.

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  18. Verbal skills by uradu · · Score: 5, Funny

    > In girls, the shorter the ring finger to index finger ratio, the better is their verbal skills.

    Well, this obviously was written by a boy with an extremely long ring finger then.

    1. Re:Verbal skills by Reality+Master+101 · · Score: 0

      In girls, the shorter the ring finger to index finger ratio, the better is their verbal skills.

      Well, this obviously was written by a boy with an extremely long ring finger then.

      As do you, apparently. The sentence is correct. "the better" is singular, hence the use of "is". The fact that the object is plural doesn't matter.

      Which is correct: He is going to several stores. He are going to several stores. It's the subject that determines a singular or plural verb.

      Now, I realize that "the better" is tricky to classify as singular or plural (and 'are' sounds more natural), but try this out: The money is going to several charities. The money are going to several charities. Money is a [xxxx] type of word that I can't think of at the moment, but it's not pluralized. Yet, we use a singular verb. (though, confusingly, we sometimes pluralize "monies" as several types of money, though we don't use a plural with amounts of money)

      Grammar often being a pain the ass to get right, I'm willing to hear why I'm wrong about this.

      Incidently, my 2nd and fourth fingers are the same length, AND I was very good at math, but I suck at verbal communications, though I am good at the written. :)

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    2. Re:Verbal skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, just wow. You have no idea what you're talking about.

      Better in this sentence is an adverb I believe. It's poor english all the way around. It's in a similar form to this saying: "The closer the bone the sweeter the meat." This form omits a lot of the normal words that would go in the sentence for the sake of cadence. Example: closer? To what? sweeter than what? There is an omitted "will be" or similar form on the end.

      "The better" has no affect on whether or not "be" should be third person singular or plural. Aside from the error with "is," the commas in that sentence don't belong at all. Also, "the shorter the ring finger to index finger ratio" is very poorly worded -- you can either have a shorter ring finger, or a smaller ratio. I don't think "the better the blah" is anything more than verbal english. It really shouldn't have been written that way to begin with.

      It should read:

      In girls, the shorter the ring finger the better the verbal skills.
      Girls with shorter the ring fingers typically have better verbal skills.
      In girls, ring finger to index finger ratios negatively correlate with verbal skills.

      In any case, I'm not big on grammar, but you're just waaaaaaay off.

    3. Re:Verbal skills by It'sYerMam · · Score: 1

      I believe the correct sentence would end, "the better their verbal skills" with no verb in this part. "The bigger the onion, the better the onion" not "The bigger the onion, the better is the onion."

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    4. Re:Verbal skills by Wordsmith · · Score: 1

      "Grammar often being a pain the ass to get right, I'm willing to hear why I'm wrong about this."

      Because "the better" isn't a subject.

      The original sentence is funky in a lot of ways.

      For one - "In girls, the shorter the ring finger to index finger ratio ..." is problematic. Multiple girls, one ratio?

      Two - the placement of the is/are is strange and illogical. It would be better to say "the better her/their (depending on how you fix the issue in the first point) verbal skills is/are." This new arrangement makes it much clearer that the subject is "girl/girls." Optionally, the is/are could even be omitted.

      Three - "In girls" would be better as "In girls' cases" or "For girls" - or omit it entirely and use a cleaner construction

      Four - The words before "ratio" need some hyphenation. Multi-part modifiers.

      I'd go with "The shorter a girl's ring-finger-to-index-figure ratio, the better her verbal skills."
      or "The shorter a girl's ring-finger-to-index-figure ratio is, the better her verbal skills are."

    5. Re:Verbal skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I opened this thread solely for the purpose of finding a post exactly like the parent. :) Despite what the children may say, you are absolutely correct. "Better" in this case is being used as an adjective that modifies "skills." The use of "to be" in that case should take a plural form. There is nothing complicated about the matter, and no obscure or arcane knowledge of English grammar is necessary to understand this substitution.

      "..., the better are their verbal skills."

      The mistake was the only thing that caught my interest, and it jumped out at me immediately. Clearly a male wrote the headline.

      For the kicker: I am a male, I have ring-to-index finger length ratio significantly greater than 1.0, I rock the math, I rock the verbal skills, I rock the Casbah, and my penis scares God.

    6. Re:Verbal skills by znu · · Score: 1

      I think you're being confused by slightly unusual word ordering. "Skills" is the subject of the relevant clause, despite coming at the end. A similar example, to tweak one of the examples you use above, would be "To several stores is going he," in which "he" is still the subject despite the odd word ordering.

      BTW, my ring fingers are longer than my index fingers, yet I've always been better at verbal stuff than at math. I sometimes suspect this is mostly the result of crappy math education, though.

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    7. Re:Verbal skills by BrunoBigfoot · · Score: 0

      'Better' is not a noun in this case. It is the adjective used to describe the skills along with 'verbal'. One could write, "the better their verbal skills are.", 'Are' being the correct form of 'to be' for the plural noun of 'skills'. 'Better' can be a noun, as in 'one who places bets' or 'one who is better than another' ("I am his better in every subject."). However, that is not the case in this sentence. Here it is being used to describe the strength of the skills.

    8. Re:Verbal skills by BrunoBigfoot · · Score: 0

      It would be better to say "the better her/their (depending on how you fix the issue in the first point) verbal skills is/are."

      It would be better to say "the better her/their (depending on how you fix the issue in the first point) verbal skills are." You wouldn't use 'is' for a plural noun. The existence of the skills is the subject of the sentence.

    9. Re:Verbal skills by Wordsmith · · Score: 1

      TRUE! Confusing myself with the various scenarios.

    10. Re:Verbal skills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "the better" is singular, hence the use of "is". The fact that the object is plural doesn't matter.

      Absolutely right. For example, "Of dogs and cats, dogs is the faster."
      Hang on, that sounds retarded. Never mind.

    11. Re:Verbal skills by uradu · · Score: 1

      > The sentence is correct. "the better" is singular, hence the use of "is". The fact that the object is plural doesn't matter.

      Wow, your level of confusion is indeed quite high. "The better" is singular?! It's an adjective describing the skills, and as such has no number. Adjectives such as "greener" or "warmer" don't convey any singular or plural information, so how on earth would "better"? Never mind, though, I don't really know why I bother with this...

  19. GIRLZ : Don't be left behind by Fuzzums · · Score: 1

    Buy my patch and gain inchezzz on your ring fingers, excell in math and work for NASA.

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  20. Finger length can predict ... by canUbeleiveIT · · Score: 3, Interesting
    1. Re:Finger length can predict ... by Christophotron · · Score: 1

      Finger length can predict nada. They are completely wrong in my case. My index finger is at least 3-4 mm longer than my ring finger (too lazy to get out a ruler). However, I am a male with strong math skills and mediocre verbal skills. My SAT scores and my major in college both support this. I'm not sure if I am a very rare case or if this kind of study really is BS. Anybody else find themself opposite of what their ring finger is supposed to predict?

    2. Re:Finger length can predict ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The key word being "predict" rather than "determine with absolute certainty."

    3. Re:Finger length can predict ... by IP_Troll · · Score: 1

      Quote from your first article, emphasis added:

      "[Researchers} found a clear link between high prenatal testosterone exposure, indicated by the longer >>index The researchers also compared the finger-lengths ratios to all the children's SAT scores and found that a relatively longer >>ring
      I think the above contradictory quote clearly shows that there is no link, just that today was a slow day for the media.

    4. Re:Finger length can predict ... by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Then "predict" is the wrong word, because it implies far too strongly that you can basically accurately infer one thing about someone based on finger lengths or ratios or whatever. This isn't true; the existence of a correlation (*on average*) doesn't say much at all about predictive power, the correlation could easily be so weak (and probably is) that your "predictions" would pan out only slightly better than chance.

    5. Re:Finger length can predict ... by dominious · · Score: 1

      and the parent can predict that everyone will click on the 3rd link

    6. Re:Finger length can predict ... by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but weather predictions in my area are rarely perfectly correct. The prediction that Chelsea would win the Premiership in the UK was, well, wrong. I could go on forever...

      As the GP said, predictions are not supposed to be absolute certainties - they're a measured guesstimate of some currently-unknown parameter, usually based on the distribution of currently-known data. Given that in any sample-set of natural phenomena, the standard deviation is rarely 0, there will always be some measure of uncertainty, and I'd expect most people to understand that.

      Simon.

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    7. Re:Finger length can predict ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    8. Re:Finger length can predict ... by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      I have a longer ring finger by a few mm, yet math was always my worst subject.
      On the SAT tests, math/verbal were scored the same.
      On the ACT I aced verbal, math was by far the worse.

      Take pride in being an aberration of statistics!

    9. Re:Finger length can predict ... by PlanetaryAC · · Score: 0

      I've seen a study which showed a similar effect for males with high estrogen levels in the womb/long index fingers as those with long ring fingers. The same was not true for females. So males with a ratio closer to 1.00 were worse at math/spatial skills.

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    10. Re:Finger length can predict ... by Smauler · · Score: 1

      The penis size study was for about 50 people. The aggression study was for about 300.

      Do you really think you can draw meaningful conclusions for studies like those? Those are not studies, they're just polls. I mean, one freak with a foot long wang can skew the results without trying.

      (ps. I was the freak with the foot long wang)

  21. I've seen this before by Punto · · Score: 1

    in the form of 'girls with longer ring fingers are lesbians'. Now we can add "poor verbal skills" to the old "lesbian trapped in a man's body" joke.

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    1. Re:I've seen this before by 12357bd · · Score: 1

      Not only 'girls with longer ring fingers are lesbians', but also his logical counterpart: 'boys with longer index fingers are gays'.

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    2. Re:I've seen this before by Creepyguywithastick · · Score: 1

      "No, I said Le Bos."

  22. Why do they still do these studies?? by Chineseyes · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The only thing these studies ever seem to accomplish is to piss off certain groups of people.

    Black people get angry because there is a supposedly a correlation between being black and athletic prowess or being black and affinity for violent crime.
    Women get angry because there is supposedly a correlation between sex and mathematical skills.
    White males get angry because there is supposedly a correlation between being a white male and having an affinity for pedophilia. The list goes on and on and on.

    Do these studies have any purpose other than to get PHDs published and make people angry or are they actually useful? I'd love for someone to explain the usefulness of this study and others.

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    1. Re:Why do they still do these studies?? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Evolutionary theories and studies raise the hackles of many religious people - maybe they should be discontinued too.

      Oh wait...

    2. Re:Why do they still do these studies?? by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Science is only concerned with the truth and doesn't care about your desire to be politically correct or not offend people. So for example there isn't a "supposed" correlation between skin colour and violent crime rates, there really is a definite, proven (mere) correlation between the two (note that says NOTHING about causation, although people tend to incorrectly infer as such). An obvious purpose for such studies is to help determine the causes for such correlations in our society, which helps us CORRECT THEM. Oh wait, I guess hiding the truth away works better.

    3. Re:Why do they still do these studies?? by NIckGorton · · Score: 1

      You are describing surrogate endpoints. If you study the correlation of crime and skin color, you are actually using skin color as a proxy for other characteristics like poverty, parental education levels, and the per child expenditures for education in the inner city versus suburbia.

      Using surrogates is OK in some instances. If the study that answers a given question is outrageously expensive and one using a reasonably valid surrogate is a lot cheaper, using a surrogate can be valid. In addition, if the surrogate itself is a characteristic worth investigating independently, that adds to their validity. For example, using LDL cholesterol as a proxy for heart disease is reasonable since we know that high LDL cholesterol levels are involved in the development of heart disease. However for the kind of research that you are describing, using race as a surrogate for poverty is inane. It reifies race as a characteristic that validly describes ones propensity for crime, poverty, and drug use. Even worse its just as easy to ask people their income as asking them their race so it is generally not even justified to save you research dollars. So why use a surrogate for an easily measured characteristic that has jack shit to do with what you are talking about? It would be like correlating cancer incidence to individual net worth. Of course cancer incidence increases with net worth, but that's because as you get older you tend to have more money and you also tend to have more cancer.

      Cancer versus net worth is as meaningless as race versus violent crime. Except that no one is really interested in studying the correlation between individual net worth and cancer because it does not provide craptastic pseudoscience in support of racist ideology...

    4. Re:Why do they still do these studies?? by Chineseyes · · Score: 1

      An obvious purpose for such studies is to help determine the causes for such correlations in our society, which helps us CORRECT THEM. Great now lets breed out anyone who doesn't have a long ring finger problem solved right? Then someone will come up with a study that says there is a correlation between people with club foot and high IQ great lets breed club foot into the population or try and find out what people with club foot are doing that every isn't that makes them so intelligent. Mod be troll twice but most of these studies are absolutely silly.

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    5. Re:Why do they still do these studies?? by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Until a mechanism is known, we don't know if we're using surrogates. Furthermore, the surrogates serve as checks. If we have a known mechanism and results with surrogates contradict the known mechanism, it can be a clue that something else is affecting the results and may be worth searching for.

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    6. Re:Why do they still do these studies?? by bendodge · · Score: 1

      The point is to understand genetics.

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    7. Re:Why do they still do these studies?? by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      Great now lets breed out anyone who doesn't have a long ring finger problem solved right?

      In the context of my post, you've just done exactly what I pointed out people make the mistake of doing: Deduce causation from correlation. So for example the solution to the link between violent crime and skin colour isn't to "breed out anyone with a certain skin colour", it's to isolate the ACTUAL causation factors for those correlations and attack those (e.g. poverty etc.). For example see the NickGorton reply above yours. That's the whole point of my suggestion that doing these studies helps correct these problems.

      In the context of ring fingers, I'm not sure there is a problem to be solved. Some people are more intelligent than others; stupidity has always been there, it's just the way things are. Unless you think stupidity is something that should be bred out. If you're into that sort of eugenics then you're better off just testing for IQ and selectively sterilising the left half of the Gaussian curve or something, why bother with indirect things like ring finger length when you can measure different types of intelligence more directly?

      But what's the point of knowing there is a correlation between finger length and intelligence, you? The point is that we better learn to understand the development of human brains and bodies as they grow, e.g. the influence of various hormones and how they affect growth and so on. If you don't think that kind of knowledge might be useful, well, perhaps some more imagination is in order.

    8. Re:Why do they still do these studies?? by BeanThere · · Score: 1

      ... using race as a surrogate for poverty is inane. It reifies race as a characteristic that validly describes ones propensity for crime, poverty, and drug use

      Is it really inane? A true "pure" scientist, uninfluenced by politically correct notions, will also be willing to accept that it is plausible that an alternate explanation for the levels of violent crime in certain races is genetic or at least partially genetic. This has never been disproven, and seems to be a scientifically valid hypothesis. It doesn't seem like a ridiculous to me either. There are societies that have even more poverty, for example, than African Americans, but have MUCH lower violent crime. This is a complex issue. To assume that it must be caused by factors like poverty and drug use is unscientific: these are merely alternative hypotheses that also should be tested separately. The truth may even be that BOTH of these hypotheses are true and contribute. We don't know, because nobody has (yet?) found a "propensity for violence" gene that is more predominant in some races. Eventually (and possibly within our lifetimes) we'll understand the human genome so well that this will be definitively proven one way or the other.

      I agree with your point about surrogates, in general, but even so you have on some level still succumbed to the PC notion of simply assuming that all races must be genetically equally predisposed to violence or crime, which has never been proven or disproven and remains perfectly possible (races do differ genetically, after all, and propensity to violence isn't 100% 'environment' or cultural), so you cannot rule it out as "inane" just yet. A study finding a correlation between skin colour and violent crime should merely be regarded as a "starting point" to uncovering the deeper causes at work. It doesn't mean it's useless. Quite the opposite: If further studies show that factors like poverty can't adequately explain the differences in levels of such crime, then one MUST back out further and take a broader look at things.

    9. Re:Why do they still do these studies?? by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      I have occasionally found ring-to-index-finger ratio an excellent method for determining who in the crowd is a tranny.

      Not as accurate as Mick Dundee's method, though.

      Wes

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    10. Re:Why do they still do these studies?? by NIckGorton · · Score: 1

      Is it really inane? A true "pure" scientist, uninfluenced by politically correct notions, will also be willing to accept that it is plausible that an alternate explanation for the levels of violent crime in certain races is genetic or at least partially genetic.
      Except that this has already been disproved. If you'd like a good summary of the pertinent data and arguments for that I would suggest Stephen Jay Gould's 'The Mismeasure of Man.' Once something has been shown to be true to such a degree, it becomes perverse to keep questioning it. This is similar to the incessant challenges to evolution that creationists make, and for similar reasons: wanting science to provide proof that your decidedly non-scientific beliefs are true.

      Continually challenging the concept that race has nothing to do with intelligence or propensity to commit crime is no different from the creationists harping on scientists about transitional fossils: Fossil 1 becomes Fossil 2, so the creationists demand a transitional fossil between the two. So we find fossil 1.5 and say: 'See, here you go! A transitional form between 1 and 2.' At which point the creationist wingnut then demands a transitional fossil between 1 and 1.5....

      There is a point when the "yeah but..." needs to stop - especially since the motives that underlie that sentiment are racist to begin with.
  23. ob. by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 1, Insightful

    In Soviet Russia index finger ring you!

    But seriously. I'm not sure if this kind of research is ethically sound. Considering people could exploit this as a basic form of eugenics... how much more research like this should we be willing to tolerate? And what exactly was the goal of this study?

    Ask yourself: Is research was done that proved scientifically that people with light skin were inherently smarter than people with dark skin, don't you think there'd be at least a little problem there? Ethically, I couldn't see a responsible researcher even doing that kind of study. I don't see any practicable use of the results. The end result is overall a negative thing.

    TLF

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    1. Re:ob. by 42Penguins · · Score: 2

      Hopefully, if there actually WAS a difference in intelligence based on skin, it wouldn't be hushed for fear of sounding racist/nazi/un-PC.

      But it probably would be: being diplomatic is more important today than finding the truth, right? I'm not saying that there is or isn't a difference, but any findings that support one WOULD be disregarded and/or attributed to the white supremacist agenda.

    2. Re:ob. by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 4, Insightful

      But seriously. I'm not sure if this kind of research is ethically sound. Considering people could exploit this as a basic form of eugenics... how much more research like this should we be willing to tolerate? And what exactly was the goal of this study?

      Stopping research because people could conceivably use it for unethical purposes is a terrible idea. I'm no geneticist, but couldn't correlations we find like this help when we get deeper into genetic engineering by helping us isolate genes that produce a particular result?
    3. Re:ob. by Peyna · · Score: 3, Interesting

      The study itself can have merit. The problem is with people who take the study and seek to use it for other purposes.

      For example, a study like this could help explain why some people seem to be "better" at certain areas of study (not because they have longer ring fingers, or because they are a different skin color, but because of certain chemicals being present in certain amounts during development). In turn, such a discovery could potentially lead to a cure for dyslexia for example, or any other learning disabilities. At the same time, someone could try to take this research and say that it means we should not allow certain races to breed with each other.

      At what point does the power of a few idiots to use something for bad make it so that we ignore the potential benefits of research?

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    4. Re:ob. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ask yourself: Is research was done that proved scientifically that people with light skin were inherently smarter than people with dark skin, don't you think there'd be at least a little problem there?

      It's been done.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_and_intelligence

    5. Re:ob. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The study itself can have merit. The problem is with people who take the study and seek to use it for other purposes.

      I think it is obvious from this study that we must not admit students with short ringer fingers to ivy league universities, unless their parents are generous rich donors.

    6. Re:ob. by The+Living+Fractal · · Score: 1

      I guess I just don't see the particular reason someone would measure finger length vs. mathematical ability. I can't imagine a real positive outcome from this kind of research. If you wanted to measure mathematiacl ability and the ways it was increased or decreased through genetics, I just don't see why you'd go looking at fingers.

      That's all I meant to say.

      TLF

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    7. Re:ob. by bogjobber · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure if this kind of research is ethically sound...Is research was done that proved scientifically that people with light skin were inherently smarter than people with dark skin, don't you think there'd be at least a little problem there?

      No. If research was done that proved scientifically that white people were smarter than black people, then white people would be smarter than black people. Sometimes the truth doesn't fit into our current view of the world, but that is a problem with our society, not the actual knowledge. Finding the truth is certainly not unethical.

      Disclaimer for stupid people: Of course I don't think light-skinned people are inherently smarter than dark-skinned people.

    8. Re:ob. by Peyna · · Score: 1

      The stuff about finger length is just a way to make people outside the field take a look at the study.

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    9. Re:ob. by beyondkaoru · · Score: 1

      i think the point here though was that it might not have been purely genetic but also affected by hormones in the woumb--as in, the various studies on finger length might actually bring in some new insight on us (though particular one certainly isn't the first finger length study).

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    10. Re:ob. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how much more research like this should we be willing to tolerate? Since when does anyone need your permission to research something? What exactly is it you fear? Truth? Knowledge? Responsibility for what we do with that knowledge?

      Are you, maybe, one of those never-try-never-fail people?

      I[f] research was done that proved scientifically that people with light skin were inherently smarter than people with dark skin, don't you think there'd be at least a little problem there? Ethically, I couldn't see a responsible researcher even doing that kind of study. Ah, yes.

      How about not fearing what we might learn but instead trying to find ways to ethically deal with knowledge we can't avoid anyways, in the end.

      Truth will out. Sorry.

    11. Re:ob. by boingo82 · · Score: 1
      Given that your own intelligence/success in school correlates to your mother's education at the time of her first pregnancy (See Freakonomics), it's very likely that you would find lower IQ scores correlating to certain ethnicities. However, such a study would be very misleading, as you could make a case that the withheld education of members of certain ethnicities 150 years ago, is still a factor in the education of their descendents today.

      People might see that study and think Ethnicity A = lower intelligence but it would be more accurate to see that the relationship is Ethnicity A = several hundred years of withheld education and cultural oppression = lower intelligence.

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    12. Re:ob. by ChromeAeonium · · Score: 1

      What I would like to know is: how do the researchers who found this measure on their own scale. It wouldn't surprise me in the least if this study was slightly fudged. Keep in mind that Francis Galton, inventor of the IQ test, had an IQ of over 200. Go figure. This would be interesting, but I, for one, am very skeptical of anything that lends itself to fatalism. And yes, if it can be used for eugenic means, it probably will. Maybe not now, but once the middle class is thinned out a bit more and the ruling class needs something, any stupid thing at all, to justify themselves...well, its happened before.

    13. Re:ob. by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Ask yourself: Is research was done that proved scientifically that people with light skin were inherently smarter than people with dark skin, don't you think there'd be at least a little problem there?
      No. Objective truth is more important than any dogma, political correctness included.

      On a side note, such studies were already done, though how scientific they were is a matter of debate.

  24. Re:People with certain characteristic head shapes. by xouumalperxe · · Score: 1

    Ever heard of Godwin's Law?

  25. Thanks-Dep. of Bad Science Phrenologists rejoice by gadlaw · · Score: 1

    A short, useless study of 70 odd British children done for in support of what? Seems most useless and of course encourages those other pseudo science gems like "Phrenology" - remember that one? See, like this study, physical characteristics can be used to determine the character, personality traits, and criminality on the basis of the shape of the head. That way we can absurdly judge people based on bumps on the head, now we have finger length and of course there are always the determinations of character based on how close those eyes are together, that's always a good one to use. Then of course there's a person's size - you remember Randy Newman's "Short People Got No Reason To Live" song? Yup, you know, since they're short and everything, see it's science! After we get these worked into society nicely, you know we can move to those other physical characteristics used to judge people's worth - you know, like color and race. Yup, this study comes right out of the 'crap pulled out of their asses' department and is worthless.

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  26. Pseudoscience? by epistemiclife · · Score: 1

    This seems sort of silly. They create an unconfirmed, ad-hoc explanation for this apparent correlation, involving hormones, even though there is, apparently, an unsupported claim. They find a correlation with finger length and grade-school tests, and then say that finger length might be a predictor of cognitive abilities. I think that that is irresponsible scholarship and stupid. There are many people who perform mediocrely on grade-school math tests and then go on to become mathematicians, once they're exposed to more advanced mathematics in a different environment. The paper doesn't seem to be available yet; so, I can't see how strong (or, more likely, weak) this correlation is. However, the notion of "cognitive prediction" is a disturbing one to me, in part, because I know that, had I not had good teachers, who were willing to help me and who inspired me, I would not be as cognitively developed. This type of scholarship is not only sloppy; it is potentially destructive.

  27. Journal = Not so flaky by erareno · · Score: 0
    If someone manages to publish their research in a scientific journal, it means that other scientists have already replicated the results of this study.

    Of course, one could always question the journal itself....

  28. Repeat after me. by Loundry · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Correlation does NOT imply causation.

    Correlation does NOT imply causation.

    Correlation does NOT imply causation.

    It's amazing to me that so much is called "science" which also depends solely on this logical flaw.

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    1. Re:Repeat after me. by MrDanW · · Score: 1

      Correlation does NOT exclude causation. Correlation does NOT exclude causation. Correlation does NOT exclude causation. ..it just means that more testing is needed.

    2. Re:Repeat after me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Repeat after me:

      "Memorizing a catchphrase does NOT make it relevant."

      "Memorizing a catchphrase does NOT make it relevant."

      "Memorizing a catchphrase does NOT make it relevant."

      At what point did TFA claim "Boys (with longer ring fingers) are better at math BECAUSE their ring fingers are longer."

      Sure, the "science" is suspect at best, but just because it includes the word "correlation" doesn't mean it's time to trot out the Correlation/Causation mantra. At least understand what it means before you use it, otherwise you undermine it when it is relevant.

    3. Re:Repeat after me. by gsslay · · Score: 1

      Every single person who read your post is now older. You calling that a coincidence?

    4. Re:Repeat after me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's true, however correlation is evidence of causation and usually good at predicting them. Sloppy, but time efficient.

      A piece of a puzzle that seems to fit, and if it doesn't a proper place can be found, eventually.

    5. Re:Repeat after me. by risk+one · · Score: 1

      Seems to me like they don't claim causation. They propose a solution based on a third factor being the cause behind both effects (hormone level during prenatal development). I don't see any problem with that. In fact, this 'third cause' is quite often the actual situation when cause/correlation fallacies are made.

    6. Re:Repeat after me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever read David Hume?

    7. Re:Repeat after me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Correlation does NOT imply causation.

      God this old idea again. ALL supposed "causation" in science is really just correlation with an unproven assumption of causation tacked onto it. Talk about a logical flaw. See David Hume for more.

    8. Re:Repeat after me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, don't screw up his/her "I'm smarter than everyone else here!" post. He/she needs that self-esteem.

  29. And if your hand's bigger than your face? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It means you have cancer.

    SMACK!

  30. That's not how science works by mangu · · Score: 1
    How could anyone replicate the results of an unpublished study?


    The reason for the existence of scientific journals is to let scientists learn details about studies done by others in their field and try to replicate them.

  31. But they aren't implying.. by Junta · · Score: 1

    They aren't implying that either math ability or long ring fingers *cause* the other, simply that there is some apparent statistical correlation. The put forth a hypothesis on something they believe would be a common cause for both situations, but do not say they cause one another.

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  32. The dreaded ring. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Also boys with longer ring fingers are meant to be more physically aggressive and to have a predisposition to early heart attacks and according to "Professor Breedlove" it could also hint at homosexuality.

    So next time you head to your local beat be wary of bespectacled bespectacled guys because they might drop dead before the job is done.

  33. RCTV == Fox News by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hugo Chavez is doing the right thing in shutting down Venezuela's prime channel for corporate-sponsored "news".

  34. Blast from the past by schnipschnap · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Not only have we heard of this just last week (haven't we? My memory's really bad these days ;_;), but also in 2004. Unfortunately, that study claims almost the opposite of this one: researchers, programmers and men teaching mathematics and physics tend to have longer index fingers. So, WTF?

    1. Re:Blast from the past by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Those who can, do.
      Those who can't, teach.

  35. I'd say by saibot834 · · Score: 5, Funny

    The more fingers you have, the farther you can count.

    1. Re:I'd say by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess so. The president of my country never showed much potential with numbers.

  36. Ring finger enlargement pills by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In other news...mass quantities of Ring finger enlargement pills have been stolen overnight from the distribution center...police are looking for thieves with plus sized ring fingers...

  37. And they call it "science"? by Anarchysoft · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...74 boys and girls aged 6 and 7....These differences are small but significant... That sample is not even close to large enough to take seriously. The test should have been done on adults, all of one gender and in a much larger pool with information on the genetic and racial history of the subjects. But even the starting premise that we're going to pin complex things like "depression, left-handedness, musical ability, and homosexuality" on slight differences in finger length ratio makes me hope that this psychologist doesn't have a lot of patients.
    1. Re:And they call it "science"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Homosexuality has already been correlated with the ring finger - index finger ratio:

      Only gay men with several older brothers had an unusually "masculine" finger ratio - in other words, they had significantly shorter index fingers.

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/695142.stm

    2. Re:And they call it "science"? by espressojim · · Score: 1

      That sample size being predictive is purely based on what level of effect they want to observe, and how many hypothesis they are correcting for.

      If you were to flip a coin, your hypothesis was that the coin was unbalanced, and you flipped 10 heads and 0 tails, that would give you the ability to say with 95% confidence that the coin was biased. The effect was so strong that it was measurable. Now, if you were to measure the coin and get 6 heads and 4 tails, you would conclude the coin was unbiased. If you were to flip the coin 10,000 times and get 6000 heads and 4000 tails (same ratio as above), you'd conclude the coin was biased.

      It's about the magnitude of the effect AND the sample size (and of course your alpha threshold) that let you make a statement.

      So, if they say the difference is significant, then it must not be too small.

      Of course, most papers totally screw up the statistics, so they could be full of crap. And, if they aren't correcting for multiple hypothesis testing, then there's a good chance their p-value would turn into garbage.

    3. Re:And they call it "science"? by Anarchysoft · · Score: 1

      That sample size being predictive is purely based on what level of effect they want to observe, and how many hypothesis they are correcting for[??]....So, if they say the difference is significant, then it must not be too small. You have omitted that the sample size also is directly indicative of the confidence we should have in the prediction. 74 students showing a "small but significant" difference on something that has dozens of known factors is quite a leap considering that "significant" is a subjective term and, at this sample size, any "small" difference is scarcely evidence for anything.
    4. Re:And they call it "science"? by espressojim · · Score: 1

      If the absolute difference is small but the variance is extremely low, then you can still confidencely differentiate between two means as their distributions may be significantly far apart. Yes, this is a complete strech, but quite possible. It all depends on how they mangled / poorly communicated their findings, so I'm just guessing...

    5. Re:And they call it "science"? by chromozone · · Score: 1

      I was about to post the same thing. I see so many studies making claims based on a sample of 25 people, 124 people etc. It's a joke statistically.

  38. Quick Question by ynososiduts · · Score: 1

    My Index finger and Ring finger are the same size. My verbal score on my SAT was a 650 and my math score was a 620. According to this article, shouldn't my math have been the higher score?

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    1. Re:Quick Question by Shados · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Humans are fairly interesting in how their social development probably has more impact on their abilities than their biological potential.

      In other words, the person with the best "brain" in the world could still end up as a druggy working at McD dropping out of school after failing, if they met the wrong people and made the wrong choices.

      In a similar way, I pick up maths lightyears faster than my girlfriend: except I gave up on applied maths after graduating, while she continued in that field: result, she's a lot better than me at it. My "body" is still better at maths than hers, but I'm not using it, thus the result. Simple as that.

    2. Re:Quick Question by Danny+Rathjens · · Score: 1
      My Index finger and Ring finger are the same size. My verbal score on my SAT was a 650 and my math score was a 620. According to this article, shouldn't my math have been the higher score?

      You misunderstood the direction of the correlation. The first sentence of the article should clarify it for you because the summary we have here confusingly combines the words "longer" and "ratio"(In the study, longer ring finger equals lower ratio since the ratio is index length divided by ring length):

      Boys with the longest ring fingers relative to their index fingers tend to excel in math
      Your ring finger is not longer than your index finger and you did not excel in math, consequently, your data matches the study. (Although comparing SAT sections directly would be error prone regardless, because the average verbal score is different from the average math score)
    3. Re:Quick Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In a similar way, I pick up maths lightyears faster than my girlfriend

      Light years are a measure of distance. Let's try your sentence with different units:

      In a similar way, I pick up maths 9.46×10^12 kilometers faster than my girlfriend.

      Not so good, is it?

    4. Re:Quick Question by servognome · · Score: 1

      In a similar way, I pick up maths 9.46×10^12 kilometers faster than my girlfriend.
      Not so good, is it?
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  39. Bah by rlbond86 · · Score: 1

    Absolutely absurd. I took Calculus 3 as a junior in high school and my index and ring fingers are practically the same size.

    1. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So then according to the article, you have musical talents, are frequently depressed, left handed, and gay (like me). I am not alone!!!

    2. Re:Bah by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might as well save the dick (or finger) wagging because I still beat you.

  40. Huh? by wooden+pickle · · Score: 1

    What does ratio mean?

    1. Re:Huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obviously your ring finger is much shorter than your index finger...

  41. Re:People with certain characteristic head shapes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I know, but people who attempt to predict something as complex as intelligence from the shape of body parts are still going down a dangerous path. It is the world of demagogues who use pretend-science to baffle people. If you believe that the ratio of finger lengths correlates with intelligence, why wouldn't you believe that certain head shapes (which might be more often found in arab or black populations, for example) correlate with a disposition for crime? That slope is so slippery that you shouldn't even step on it for a fun ride.

  42. Re: Go work in a circus. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You would dare send a RAPTOR to a circus?

    What if the clowns don't like him and are mean to him, for having that extra-large finger on his toe you know?

  43. Sure. And if your hand is bigger than your face... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...you got AIDS!

    (wait 'til your victim places his hand over his face and give him a more or less slightly punch. Additionally, diss him either Nelson-style ("Haha!") or P.Griffin-style ("In your face!"))

  44. Ok, so now what? by macs4all · · Score: 1
    I just looked down at my hands, and noted (for the first time) that my "ring finger" is significantly longer than my index finger on both hands. However:

    1. I SUUUUUUCK at math (but am pretty good at LOGIC, and am an embedded hw/sw developer by trade).

    2. I have a slightly (and I do emphasize "slightly"!) less than average Johnson (the average is a litte over 5 inches , actually).

    3. My verbal and communications skills have always been above average.

    So now what?

    1. Re:Ok, so now what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Come out to your parents.

    2. Re:Ok, so now what? by SEMW · · Score: 1

      1. I SUUUUUUCK at math (but am pretty good at LOGIC [...] ) Contradiction. Maths is logic -- at least, real Maths is. I assume what you're saying you suck at is mental arithmentic, but trust me; I know lost of people who are incredibly good at Maths but suck at that. Hell, some of them take positive pride in sucking at mental arithmentic (ironically, mostly number theorists; go figure...).
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  45. I read a similar article quite recently by nlitement · · Score: 1

    On my left hand, my ring finger is clearly longer, whereas on the right hand it's of approximately equal length. According to a very similar (if not the same) article I read a while ago, the ratio's correlation with verbal skill applies to both genders. Does this mean that I'm awesome at both? I study math that I'm not even supposed to study, and my skills in languages are at a level where teachers usually tell me how much of a "language specialist" I am in our class.

    There's apparently a lot more to digit ratio than one might imagine. It's kinda creepy.

    1. Re:I read a similar article quite recently by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have the same thing. I'm also very good at math and pick up languages with ease. Interesting...

  46. More information besides math by Cthefuture · · Score: 1

    I found this interesting and went looking for the other research on this ratio stuff. The problem is all the articles I found simply state there is a correlation but they don't say specifically what the correlation is.

    I mean if your ring finger is longer than your index finger does that mean more musical ability or less? More aggression or less? More athletic ability or less? etc...

    --
    The ratio of people to cake is too big
    1. Re:More information besides math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would also be interesting to know what the typical ratios are.

      What would a 7% longer ringer finger mean?

  47. better at foreplay too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Long fingers make better foreplay too.

  48. What a load of CRAP by jkinney3 · · Score: 1
    So I did a very short study on MY kids. The boy is a math wiz and the girl is a writer. The boy has a FIRST finger longer than his ring. So does his sister. So I measured the ratios and they are the same ratios for both kids. So I looked at my hands (I am a physicist) and my wifes and the kids have their mothers fingers. They have other features from me and some from Mom. Until puberty, my daughter was a math wiz and became disinterested in math when she got a male math teacher in grade 7.

    Finding a statistical corellation does NOT equate to a causal relationship.

    1. Re:What a load of CRAP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Denying the results obtained from a large sample by quoting a single observation is also crap.

  49. A norm, not a rule by TheGreatHegemon · · Score: 1

    You have to remember that a correlation doesn't mean that EVERY last person in the world will fit (Though I find its strange you can do logic, but not math). You're one of the outliers, basically, if you were to believe their findings.

  50. Testosterone Levels by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So if I feed my expectant wife "testosterone" my kid will be smarter?

    Hey honey, I've got some good news.....

  51. It's not a flawed concept. by r00t · · Score: 1

    I don't think Franz Joseph Gall or the Nazis bothered with statistics, but supposing one did that... problem?

    The numbers are as the numbers are, even if you don't like them or can't properly explain them.

    We could probably train a neural network to recognize intelligent people via exterior features.

  52. I just performed the measurements by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    My ring finger is exactly the same length as my index finger. My ratio is a flat 1.

    I was always good at math. Head of the class. I was a member of the Kappa Mu Epsilon mathematics honor society at college before graduating with my CS degree. I very easily could have gone with a math degree instead, but it seemed like there was more money in Computer Science (one might say I "did the math").

    Nature vs nurture?

    *shrug*

    1. Re:I just performed the measurements by mrbooze · · Score: 1

      One might suggest that you go back and review what words like "tend to" mean. As a math person, you might find it somewhat correlated to concepts like "probabilities" rather than "absolutes".

  53. Phrenology need not be wrong by r00t · · Score: 1

    You need an unbiased observer, essentially a robot. This could be a human following strict instructions for doing measurements, or it could be a computer program that performs a radar-like scan. Of course, the inclusion of internal structure (via CAT scan, MRI scan, or PET scan) would be better.

    You need an unbiased diagnosis too. This could be done via rather normal statistics. Better would be a score coming out of a Bayesian or neural network. One could even modify those via genetic algorithm, etc.

    There you go, legitimate phrenology.

  54. Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    All these reports seem to contradict real life:

    A "lower" ratio (ie. the longer your ring finger is compared to your index finger) is associated with more "male" traits:

    - More aggression
    - Better math ability
    - Better musical ability
    - Better athletic ability
    - Higher instance of autism
    - Less homosexuality
    - etc.

    Anyone know the statistics of female to male musicians? My anecdotal evidence would suggest it's 50/50. Am I wrong?

    Don't many people with autistic traits tend to be geeks and therefore lack athletic ability?

    Also homosexuality seems a lot more common in autistic/Aspergers people.

    This also suggests that athletes are likely to be good musicians (or musicians are likely to be good atheletes). WTF? That doesn't correlate with my real life experience.

    I don't get it.

    1. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Also that athletes are better at math. Huh?

    2. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the correlation with homosexuality is the opposite. A lower (or "more masculine") ratio is associated with more homosexuality, not less, so if autistic/Aspergers people are more likely to be homosexual, that would actually fit the hypothesis. A lot of the rest of it does seem contradictory, though.

    3. Re:Wait, what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think the correlation with homosexuality is the opposite. A lower (or "more masculine") ratio is associated with more homosexuality, not less, so if autistic/Aspergers people are more likely to be homosexual, that would actually fit the hypothesis. A lot of the rest of it does seem contradictory, though. In women yes, not in men.
  55. Re:People with certain characteristic head shapes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But what if some of it turns out to be true or at least highly predictive? There is no truth... ah nevermind - it might lead to something positive the nazis did and we can't have that.

  56. MATHS, Jeremy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Darned yanks.

    1. Re:MATHS, Jeremy. by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

      now that just sounds weird. Maybe "Mathematics" would have been a more universal word to use.

      --
      “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
  57. not "based on" by r00t · · Score: 1

    Take 50 random people of each interesting race and skin color. (Chinese, Ashkenazi Jew, Irish, central African) Breed them such that each grandchild is fully mixed.

    Chances are, skin color won't match up with intelligence. It could happen if a skin color gene actually had a second purpose, or if skin color was on the same chromosome as something brain-related, but it's rather unlikely.

    We aren't all mixed-race though. Most of us get our skin color from the same part of the world as everything else.

  58. Top science by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And this should tell you all you need to know about the present state of education in the UK.
    These people are university 'researchers'. Still, all those people with PhDs in wind-surfing have to work somewhere.

  59. Finally it has been found! by StarfishOne · · Score: 1

    One Ring finger to Rule Them All! :D

  60. Lesbianism by DebateG · · Score: 1

    Studies have also shown that women with longer ring fingers tend to be lesbians.

  61. Mathematics IS a verbal skill by drolli · · Score: 1

    Sounds like the Authors have been fishing for coincidences

  62. Statistical ignorance by Senescent+Nerd · · Score: 1

    You can see some original work from these researchers at http://staff.bath.ac.uk/pssmjb/finger/reportonstaf fdata.htm . Unfortunately, the level of statistical literacy is disappointing. First, they observe that the mean digit ratios for men and women are 0.98 and 1.00 (respectively) without mentioning the standard deviations, an omission that makes the numbers almost meaningless. Then they "prove" the validity of their self-measurement system by boasting that its results are strongly correlated (r=0.819, p<0.001, "extremely significant indicating good inter-rater reliability"), as if a strong proof that two measurements are not uncorrelated were what we wanted, rather than a measure of the discrepancy between them. At that point, I stopped reading, despite the delicious political incorrectness of their work.

  63. "A"ffect? by mangu · · Score: 1
    Although I believe you are mostly right on your considerations about grammar, you lost all my respect with that "has no affect on". "Affect" as a noun means an emotion, feeling. The noun you were looking for, meaning result, consequence, is "effect".


    Well, "grammer nazi" stuff disposed of, I think the GP is wrong and you are right. In the sentence "the better is their verbal skills", the subject is "verbal skills", therefore the verb should be in the plural form.

  64. How do I measure the length of a ratio? by antipode · · Score: 1

    I must suck at maths. ;^)

    --
    Arcady Genkin
  65. Hardly a shock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A ring finger longer then the other fingers mean you cant make as solid a fist, and lose fights.

    So like everyone who loses fights you go and build a nuclear bomb to get revenge. But nuclear physics require maths... so you go and learn it. Then, 6 months later, you abandon your insane atomic project but find yourself significantly better at maths.

    Also, longer ring fingers give better typing reach, so better typing, and perfect wsad placement, so you use computers more and learn more maths that way. Those CS hacks wont code the mathenatic parts themselves.

  66. Article contradicts itself by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Talks about overall length indicating math capability in the opening paragraph, then talks about shorter ratios in the actual information. I guess the author is bad at both math and literacy. And yes, this is very bad old 'science'.

  67. Not at Harvard by DiamondGeezer · · Score: 1

    While it is well known that boys have longer ring fingers as compared to index fingers, now some researchers say that the longer the ring finger ratio to index finger, the better boys are at math. In girls, the shorter the ring finger to index finger ratio, the better is their verbal skills. 'The link, according to the researchers, is that testosterone levels in the womb influence both finger length and brain development.'

    Nope. it doesn't matter how many times you say it. It's an incorrect answer.

    Ask Lawrence Summers.

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    Tubby or not tubby. Fat is the question
  68. I'll settle this, show me your hands! by WaZiX · · Score: 1

    Just show us your fingers, then we can decide who's right! (PS: Correlation is not causation, maybe being good in math = more wanking = longer 2D fingers :D)

    1. Re:I'll settle this, show me your hands! by beef3k · · Score: 1

      Exactly. There should be a globally accepted standardized Certificate For Proper Use of Statistics - a skill that seems to be SORELY lacking for a lot of scientists, especially in the medical community.

      1. Find unexpected correlation - avoid multivariate analysis as that generally tends to cloud the big picture
      2. Concoct lame theory that could possibly explain this correlation
      3. Declare a clear causal relation
      4. ???
      5. Profit!

    2. Re:I'll settle this, show me your hands! by WaZiX · · Score: 1

      Well they really shouold use bayesian statistics for these kinds of studies... who knows how many variables have been neglected in this study?

  69. Oh Really by Venim · · Score: 1

    I call bullshit. my ring finger is longer than my index finger and i have a D- in geometry

  70. That's actually consistent with authors' study by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Follow the link at the bottom of TFA to another study by the same authors. Here's what they say: "Thus those with the greatest visualisation skills will be females with the lower male-typical digit ratio (0.98) and males with the higher female-typical digit ratio (1.0). " They found that the science faculty had, on average, the same size ring and index fingers.

    "The mean digit ratio is 0.986. An examination of those Departments with means above 0.995 and below 0.980 (to exclude those around the mean) reveals the following 2 groups of Departments: Group 1: Above 0.995: (n=26, 81% males) Chemical Engineering, Chemistry, Computer Science, Mathematical Science, Physics. Group 2: Below 0.98: (n=38, 66% males) Architecture, Economics, Education, Management, Psychology, Sports Science, SPS.
  71. Re:Typical liberal response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Also, the United States military kills many Muslims every day. Americans drive around muslim countries shooting at Muslims from the windows of their cars or from the cockpits of high tech "killing machine" aircraft.

    In that context it kinda seems like retaliation, doesn't it?

  72. Now, where did I put... by barzok · · Score: 1

    my finglonger?

  73. Blatantly Sexist by dbk · · Score: 1

    What the hell? That is so amazingly sexist. What about girls who are good at math? Or boys who have good verbal skills? Why bring gender into the equation at all? Why not say "people with long fingers are better at math"? I hate studies like this.

    1. Re:Blatantly Sexist by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Because the study indicated that the length of the finger had no apparent connection with skill at math for girls, only for boys.

      It may not be what your momma told you, but there are differences between boys and girls.

  74. Big Deal by PPH · · Score: 1

    Everyone has the same hormones. If some guys want to waste theirs growing longer fingers, that's their business.

    --
    Have gnu, will travel.
  75. Re:Typical liberal response by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Americans drive around muslim countries shooting at Muslims from the windows of their cars

    When you put it like that...where's the nearest recruitment office? To hell with GTA and Halo

  76. Nope by Lightlord · · Score: 1

    My ring finger is longer than my index and I still suck at Maths. Interestingly my verbal skills are better. Wait a minute, all this while I've been thinking I am a straight male!

  77. OTOH by ceeam · · Score: 4, Funny

    Boys extremely good in math tend to lack a ring on said finger.

  78. Read and Discuss by rueger · · Score: 1

    some researchers say that the longer the ring finger ratio to index finger, the better boys are at math. In girls, the shorter the ring finger to index finger ratio, the better is their verbal skills.

    To haven't read TFA, but can we maybe extrapolate to:

    People with longer ring fingers have better math skills, and people with shorter ring fingers have better verbal skills?

    At first glance gender is irrelevant.

  79. What next? by Brad_sk · · Score: 1

    long toe will produce better coders!!!?

  80. I Call Bullshit by loganrapp · · Score: 1

    Ring finger longer than index. I absolutely suck at math.

  81. What's with this relative finger length obsession? by QuietLagoon · · Score: 1
    A finger on sexuality

    Finger length may be an indication of sexual orientation, a controversial study has shown.

    Scientists from California found that lesbian women have a greater difference in length between their ring finger and index finger than straight women do. The same pattern was also found for homosexual men - but only when the researchers looked at those males that had several older brothers.

  82. Mental Adjustment by LeeMeador · · Score: 1

    When in college I cut some of my right ring finder off with a power saw. Now my left side is considerably better at Math than my right side. Its a good thing it happened in grad school after I already had the old Math degree.

  83. really? by disturbedite · · Score: 1

    this "boy" (now a man) certainly wasn't one of them.

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  84. Hmm... by ikekrull · · Score: 1

    interesting - i've been playing guitar for a couple of years now, and one thing i notice is that my ring finger on my left (fretting) hand, is now longer than my index finger, but on the right, the reverse is true.

    So, does wailing on the guitar make half of your brain better at mathematics?

    --
    I gots ta ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long
    1. Re:Hmm... by raw-sewage · · Score: 1

      interesting - i've been playing guitar for a couple of years now, and one thing i notice is that my ring finger on my left (fretting) hand, is now longer than my index finger, but on the right, the reverse is true.

      So, does wailing on the guitar make half of your brain better at mathematics?

      Just an anecdote (not trying to prove/disprove anything)... My major in college (computer science) required a fair amount of math. While doing homework, I liked to take breaks to play guitar. Whenever I intensely worked on math for a while, then went to play guitar, I always felt like I was a better player. Granted, this is a totally un-scientific observation, but for me personally, I always found it interesting: after getting "in the zone" with my math studies for a while, improvisation came more easily/naturally, learning songs by ear was much easier---I just felt more "in tune" (pun intended) with the guitar.

  85. HaH! iN oTHER nEWS by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

    Length of boys x indicator that they are better at y

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  86. The Truth Is... by okmijnuhb · · Score: 1

    The truth is the *more* fingers boys have, the better they are at math.

  87. I heard similiar things with gay men by Billly+Gates · · Score: 1

    Mostly hormone based circuitry in the womb stage can determine ones sexual orientation.

    Most gay men have smaller ring fingers than straight men and it could be related.

    1. Re:I heard similiar things with gay men by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Most gay men have smaller ring fingers than straight men and it could be related.
      This isn't correct:

      But the ratio of finger sizes in men was more complicated. Comparisons between all men showed no differences. Only gay men with several older brothers had an unusually "masculine" finger ratio - in other words, they had significantly shorter index fingers.

      Having a large number of older brothers had previously been established as a factor predisposing men to homosexuality, and like finger length reflects prenatal androgen exposure.

      Homosexual men without older brothers had finger length ratios indistinguishable from heterosexual men, indicating that factors other than hormones - such as genetic influences - also contribute to sexual orientation.

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/695142.stm

  88. Well, it holds true for me. by robson · · Score: 1

    My index finger and ring finger are almost the same length, and I'm downright awful at math, almost to the point of discalcula. Numbers jump around the page, switch places, whisper amongst themselves, refuse to participate in calculations, and sometimes simply laugh at me.

  89. Wrong by Disharmony2012 · · Score: 1

    My ring finger is noticably bigger than my index finger. And I addmitably suck at math. It takes me forever to learn something new in math, it doesn't interest me, I can't focus on it. However I am more intelligent than the average person. I have excellent scores in standarized tests (average in math though). I know of many things. I'm logical and sometimes creative. I am a good problem solver, etc.

    Oh yeah. I have a larger than average penis too. -.-

  90. In related news... by hallux-s · · Score: 1

    A recent study published in the New England Journal of Medicine revealed that people who count their thumbs as fingers can enumerate up to 25% higher than those who don't.

    ~Hal

  91. Which hand? by Hannah+E.+Davis · · Score: 1

    On my right hand, the ring finger is slightly longer than the index finger, whereas on my left hand, the opposite is the case. It's not enough to be noticeable by anyone other than me, but I am curious about what that would imply. If the ratios cancel out, for example, that might explain my weak verbal skills (I'm female, so I don't think the math thing applies), or my right hand alone might imply that I have been exposed to a higher level of testosterone than the average girl, which might explain my tomboyishness and interest in all things geeky.

  92. I don't know how much this really means. by overcaffein8d · · Score: 1
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    Those of us who think they know everything annoy those of us who do.
  93. Re:People with certain characteristic head shapes. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It doesn't turn out to be true. That's the point. These results have so far always turned out to be unscientific, because the researcher totally lacked scientific method, made significant mistakes or flat out falsified the data. That should make you question their motivation. Some readers have already pointed out that other studies have "found" opposite results.

  94. Confidence Intervals by Z34107 · · Score: 1

    Let's say you're trying to find out the average length of the world's ring fingers. You don't go out and measure 6 billion ring fingers; you measure a small sample of them and, through the magic of statistics, come up with a number that's close to the real world average.

    A confidence interval is a range of values - say from 2 to 3 inches. A 95% confidence interval means that, given your measurements of a small group of people in the world, that there's a 95% chance the average for the rest of the world falls within your 2-3 inches range.

    If you have a 95% confidence interval, there's a 5% chance that the real world average falls outside your interval.

    So, if you're trying to find a correlation between math skills and... anything... measure 20 anythings. If your alpha-level is 5%, and you perform 20 tests, odds are you'll find at least one correlation, just by random chance.

    That's why it's bad statistics to measure 20 anythings on a wild goose chase for correlations - do enough tests, and you're guaranteed to find one whether it exists or not.

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  95. The finger ratio thing also determines gayness by mackyrae · · Score: 1

    I'm not kidding either. Look: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/695142.stm

    Straight women and gay men have index fingers that are about the same length or a little longer than their ring fingers. Lesbians and straight men have longer ring fingers. Like TFA says, it has to do with prenatal testosterone levels.

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    1. Re:The finger ratio thing also determines gayness by cruachan · · Score: 1

      I think you mean is an indicator of, not determines

      Let's not confuse cause and effect now :-)

    2. Re:The finger ratio thing also determines gayness by mackyrae · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I guess you're right. Though I think it and eye-blink-patterns have been used to see if a baby was going to be gay or straight.

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    3. Re:The finger ratio thing also determines gayness by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Mackyrae wrote:
      Straight women and gay men have index fingers that are about the same length or a little longer than their ring fingers. Lesbians and straight men have longer ring fingers. Like TFA says, it has to do with prenatal testosterone levels.
      You misread the article which you referenced (http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/695142.stm). You have the information on lesbians correct:

      The BBC states:
      What the study showed was that lesbian women also tended to have the more "masculine" arrangement - that is, they had shorter index fingers.
      However, you misread the section on gay men:

      The BBC states:
      But the ratio of finger sizes in men was more complicated. Comparisons between all men showed no differences. Only gay men with several older brothers had an unusually "masculine" finger ratio - in other words, they had significantly shorter index fingers.
      This is somewhat in keeping with other more masculine primary and secondary sexual characteristics gay men tend to exhibit such as higher testosterone levels, larger genitalia, and more masculine auditory evoked potentials.
  96. equal by drwho · · Score: 1

    My ratio is 1:1. This makes sense, as I am a person who has a good balance of left-brain and right-brain skills. I am pretty happy with that balance.

  97. Shhhhh by nurb432 · · Score: 1

    Dont give away the secret on statistical analysis.. 'its all relative'.

    If the secret gets out, it would put all of us 'numbers guys' out of business!

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  98. The same boys end up flunking math anyway... by horati0 · · Score: 1

    ...instead of studying, they are too busy hitting their girlfriend's g-spot.

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  99. mod parent funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i laughed

  100. I fear the next wave of spam: by drolli · · Score: 1

    DONT dissapoint HER. Your math teacher LONGS so much for good students. Instant ring finger enlargement now!

  101. Wife-beating by sanman2 · · Score: 1

    To be honest, I'd read some study that showed men with longer ring finges are more likely to have explosive tempers and beat their wives:

    http://www.livescience.com/health/050203_finger_le ngth.html

  102. rubbish by webmonkey44 · · Score: 1

    wouldn't believe it!

  103. Breaking news: boys with longer penises... by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    ...tend to be better at sex.

    Penis'? Penisae? Whatever. If you know the correct plural form for 'penis' then I suspect a character fault.

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  104. Re:Breaking news: boys with longer penises... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Penes.

    I am a geek!

  105. ...the better is their verbal skills. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not "...the better are their verbal skills?"

  106. Mixed messages. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    After reading TFA, I looked at both my hands and compared my finger lengths.. on my right hand, my ring finger is longer. Excellent, I thought. Then I looked at my left hand - and my ring finger is -shorter-. What the hell does this mean?

  107. You make a good point by Loundry · · Score: 1

    Every single person who read your post is now older. You calling that a coincidence?

    My bad ... I guess this proves that reading my posts, not the passage of time, causes aging. I hereby retract my claim that correlation does NOT imply causation and will probably stop posting in order to allow everyone to live forever. Or maybe being proven wrong will make me revive my mean streak and I'll make shitloads of posts to kill everyone off. I haven't made up my mind yet.

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  108. Are you sure you want "testing"? by Loundry · · Score: 1

    Correlation does NOT exclude causation. Correlation does NOT exclude causation. Correlation does NOT exclude causation. ..it just means that more testing is needed.

    So *any* correlation merits testing?

    What about the correlation between being a black male and propensity to commit crime? Wouldn't it be "racist" to test that?

    I keep forgetting this whole "correlation" thing has nothing to do with science. I suppose I keep getting hoodwinked by the advanced "science" degrees and government grants.

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  109. A few things to remember about this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A. They are simply saying that they may be finding evidence that testosterone levels in the womb effect brain development in certain areas of the brain, and that they also seem to effect the development of the ring finger.

    B. Correlation != Causation. Having a longer ring finger doesn't make you smarter, nor does being smarter make you have a longer ring finger. Or at least not necessarily. My ring finger isn't all that long but I manage in math just fine.

    C. Not solid proof yet. Studies seem to show but its not absolutely certain yet.

    D. How is it possible to tell whether the skills tested in mathematics were due to inborn ability or learned knowledge?

    E. This has nothing to do with women being stupider/inferior to men. As they said, if this even turns out to be truth (after enough study), women appear to develop better skills elsewhere (language, communication).

    F. Enough penis jokes