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  1. Dubya Loves Star Trek on U.S. Air Force Plans for War In Space · · Score: 5, Funny

    Final proof, if proof were needed, that George W really does believe Star Trek is real. He's no doubt drafted the orders for this from behind his sofa, trembling in his ST pyjamas at the thought of Klingons coming for him and stealing his oil.

  2. We're all going to die on Perl's Extreme Makeover · · Score: 5, Interesting
    "But Perl also will remain a language with the diehard developer fans who are the impetus behind its popularity. "Personally, I'm hoping to get Parrot embedded into games and office suites," Sugalski said. "I for one would love to write my word processing macros and game scripts in Perl or Forth rather than in whatever hand-rolled language someone's come up with."

    Back to Pac Man and Vi then...

  3. It doesn't work, but... on Is the CAN-SPAM Act Working? · · Score: 5, Funny
    You can buy your solution here for only $29.99.

    Free viagra with every order

  4. What the net was on Freenet Project More Stable, In Need · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Freenet is what the web was before big-business began to gather it in its claws - a true forum for free speech. Well worth donating to.

  5. Re:All I wanted was an iTune on Crack the Pepsi iTunes Promo Code · · Score: 1

    All you got was this lousy ICavity

  6. Written in the stars on Chandra Sees Black Hole Rip Star Apart · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Astronomers believe a doomed star came too close to a giant black hole after being thrown off course by a close encounter with another star."

    The same thing happened to Kurt Cobain

  7. Sounds like fun on Navy Jet eBayed - Some Assembly Required? · · Score: 5, Funny

    I think I'll buy it... It's time the war against the RIAA, SCO, and Microsoft became more than just a metaphor! Warn Redmond air traffic control to expect me soon...

  8. Re:Artistic control on Backlash as EMI Hunts Down the Grey Album · · Score: 1

    I'm thinking of All Saint's cover of RHCP's Under The Bridge here, an aberration that should never have known life.

  9. Artistic control on Backlash as EMI Hunts Down the Grey Album · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I think it's important that the artist who makes a recording has a say in how it's used. This doesn't mean the record companies should stifle innovation, but it does mean that an artist has the power to for example stop his work being used in a way he finds repellant.

  10. Re:Cheap to print... on Chemical, Printable RFIDs · · Score: 1

    Typo - I meant $100

  11. Cheap to print... on Chemical, Printable RFIDs · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How much is a cartridge for one of these ink jet printers which can make these cheap RFID tags? Probably about $10o each.

  12. Re:I would never on Hack Your Car · · Score: 1

    Would you drive it if it was my firmware?

  13. Re:Whats next? on Hack Your Car · · Score: 1

    Hack your dildo - from 125bpm to 500bpm, buy your JESUSCHRIST upgrade here

  14. Carmageddon on Hack Your Car · · Score: -1, Troll

    Don't put MS software on the chip

  15. Why reply when Sammy J said it all? on Delays Hurt Video Game Business · · Score: 1
    "Life affords no higher pleasure than that of surmounting difficulties, passing from one step of success to another, forming new wishes, and seeing them gratified. He that labors in any great or laudable undertaking has his fatigues first supported by hope, and afterwards rewarded by joy... To strive with difficulties, and to conquer them, is the highest human felicity."

    "It seems to be the fate of man to seek all his consolations in futurity."

    "Hope is itself a species of happiness, and, perhaps, the chief happiness which this world affords."

  16. Neanderthals In The Hood on Thick Skull a Survival Trait · · Score: 1
    "the University of Iowa concluded males of the species were clubbing one another over the head, probably to win females."

    Probably over drugs of some kind - the first fermented drinks perhaps - rather than females. Coincides with first domestication of the horse, and the first "ride-by clubbings", reported by Scrotal and Bawbag in their seminal 1979 study "Neanderthals In The Hood".

  17. Re:Frowned upon by certain "people" on Canadian Recording Industry Goes After P2P Users · · Score: 1

    It's a long story. In the episode Cartman starts a christian rock band. Parallell to this the rest of the kids use kazaa to download some MP3's - they are shown the "error" of their ways by the RIAA, and that's where the quote comes from.

  18. Re:Tom Jones covering Snoop Dogg on Dell's Gaming Monster · · Score: 1
    I'd never heard of the goatse guy before you bastard. I googled it... You have your revenge.

    Offtopic, but WTF!!!!!!!!!!!! Aaaargh!

    Whiskey... I need whiskey.

  19. Tom Jones covering Snoop Dogg on Dell's Gaming Monster · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Dell trying to make an Alienware clone is frankly laughable, like Tom Jones in the subject line, or like your Grandmother buying skin-tight leather trousers.

    As for the price... Even if I'd won the lottery I'd still think it too steep.

  20. Re:Frowned upon by certain "people" on Canadian Recording Industry Goes After P2P Users · · Score: 1

    This site reminds me of South Park 709 - Christian Hard Rock. "Lars Ulrich's crying because he can't afford a new diamond encrusted limo for his wife."

  21. Re:You have to laugh on Canadian Recording Industry Goes After P2P Users · · Score: 1
    In the UK we have Vodka companies launching advertising campaigns telling people to practice responsible drinking, it's only a matter of time before they start sueing us.

    Perhaps when I'm lying on the ground in a puddle of my own piss, they'll sue me for "unauthorised distribution of our product".

    As for the music companies, God help any hacker who contributes code to Linux while listening to a Metallica cd. I wouldn't put it past the Lizard Scum RIAA to take advice from SCO and sue... And if the RIAA don't get them the Bad Taste Police will!

  22. A toolkit to construct a brain on Intuitive Bug-less Software? · · Score: 1
    I found the article interesting - other posters have pointed out that a lot of the ideas are not new, but in this interview they are stated concisely and clearly. The arguement that programming needs to be more intuitive seems like a no-brainer to me, and I was fascinated by the idea that the fault with OO programming is the very simplicity of concept which contributed to its growth.

    What fascinates me most is this Easter-European prodigy's ideas on next gen languages. They sound like a toolkit capable of building a software representation of the human brain in all its complexity (and malice!).

    What with these languages and nanotechnology, I'm beginning to think there's not much point in me paying pension contributions... We're all doomed.

  23. How long will it take? on Microsoft Source Follow-Up · · Score: 5, Funny
    Gentlemen, Ladies, I welcome you to the Microsoft Sweepstake. Crackers and Virus Writers are already in their places, competing for the trophy of being first to write a new exploit using this source code as their inspiration.

    Current favourite, the author of MyDoom, but many youngsters are looking to make their mark in this prestigious contest

    Grab a beer, sit back, and enjoy this great sporting occassion - sponsored by Microsoft, Security Through Obscurity.

  24. Re:Cheap? on Doctorow: Ebooks Neither E Nor Books · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Cheap compared to having to buy a PC or PDA just to read a book anyway!

    You're right about the prices for printed books being extortionate though.

  25. Books are more than words on Doctorow: Ebooks Neither E Nor Books · · Score: 3, Insightful
    Ebooks will never succeed until there is a way of reading them that is as comfortable, convenient, and cheap as a printed book.

    E-book publishers fail to take into account the fact that for many readers books are an object of beauty in themselves - we love the smell, feel, and character of a well made book. As things stand I can only see one or two future uses for the medium outside niche markets such as computing textbooks.

    1)Electronic versions of books included with the printed version in place of an index - with an html or similar interface for searching.

    2)If some genius could come up with a device which stored ebooks on a drive, and which was capable of having an old book put in the top (to be pulped, recycled, then reprinted with the text of a new ebook and re-bound). Can't see this happening though!