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  1. So the thunder makes ones worm firm??? That explains a lot. Thanks!!! Reading comprehension is key.

  2. SO PEOPLE CAN GET MAD AT YOUR FOR SHOUTING on Ask Slashdot: Why Is the Caps Lock Key Still So Prominent On Keyboards? · · Score: 1

    SEE??!! YOU CAN ALREADY FEEL THE ANGER RISING UP FROM THE LOUD VOICE!!! Filter error: Don't use so many caps. It's like YELLING. ...See??? Slashdot says no when I try to shout. Im sad.

  3. You Still Have To Live With Yourself on UK Campaign Wants 18-Year-Olds To Be Able To Delete Embarrassing Online Past · · Score: 1

    So.... there is always that.

  4. We told you FUCK BETA...Now BETA FUCKS YOU on DHI Group Inc. Announces Plans to Sell Slashdot Media · · Score: 1

    This is so fucking funny. KARMA IS A MOTHERFUCKER!!!! I hope at least one of these assholes eats a fucking bullet.

  5. Re:Where have all the Slashdotters gone? on Swiss Researchers Describe a Faster, More Secure Tor · · Score: 4, Insightful

    People tend to do things for 2 main reasons. One is Love. And one is Money. Slashdot was based on Love at first. People who were/are passionate about technology and programming/computers read and commented here and everything was mostly fine. Then people who were interested in Money got involved and, well, we all know how that ALWAYS works out. And if you don't know, then you are the assholes we are talking about ;) We all posted our "FUCK BETA" complaints, but the Money lovers didn't listen because we hurt their little feelings, so Slashdot will die off soon and someone else will take its place. A place where Love of tech overrides the Money hungry mutators. ____ Let it be known that my feelings are more important than your rights. ;|

  6. Where Do I Plug In My Cassette Drive?? on Commodore PET Smartphone Comes Loaded With C64 and Amiga Emulators · · Score: 0

    Step 1. Insert Cassette. Step 2. Rewind Fully. Step 3. Type LOAD"Choplifter",1,1. Step 4. Wait 45 Minutes. Step 5. Enjoy!!!

  7. Re:Why do I get the funny feeling that on Microsoft Thanked For Its "Significant Financial Donation" To OpenBSD Foundation · · Score: 0

    Something is afoot at the Circle K.

  8. Re: Mac games?!? Why? on Square Enix Pulls, Apologizes For Mac Version of Final Fantasy XIV · · Score: -1

    Apple is in the business of taking a normal product (PC, music player, tablet etc.) and dumbing it down and making it proprietary then selling it at a high price. Our population is renowned for doing stupid stuff so this fits in line. We LOVE cults. Apple is a cult, like The Raiders or Sam's Club. People love to isolate themselves into little groups so they can sit around and hate on other groups. Also they are lazy and want someone else to do everything for them. SO you can bank on the fact that Apple WON'T spend that money on something good like paying Americans to build their products and re-investing in real education and research and not how to make more shiny shit.

  9. Re:Mac games?!? Why? on Square Enix Pulls, Apologizes For Mac Version of Final Fantasy XIV · · Score: -1

    I didn't think Mac owners played video games because they were too busy watching themselves on the webcam!!!

  10. Re:The founding documents present a path... on Surveillance Court: NSA Can Resume Bulk Surveillance · · Score: 0, Interesting

    The straw was back in elementary school when I learned that Christopher Columbus discovered America......with people on it. Then the second straw was The War on Drugs with a soon to follow third straw, which was the PMRC. As I got older I learned that there was a whole fucking hayfield of straw. -- One nation under God. Please change that. Not really interested in getting Sodomized by the Lord. If He decides to come back from his fishing trip and sees this shitty country acting like drunk whores, then that is exactly what we deserve. -- Warm beer fucking sucks ass.

  11. Re:The founding documents present a path... on Surveillance Court: NSA Can Resume Bulk Surveillance · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Unfortunately, I am too poor to make the trip to Washington D.C. to help replace the government. I am also unarmed. My vote is weightless, as it cannot fall on either side of the fence given. I hear so much grumbling in the wind. I have heard it since the '70s. 40+ years later, NOTHING. Riots where people destroy their own neighborhoods is not what I want to sign up for. Seems if say, like 60,000,000 of us show up in Washington D.C. then maybe we can rip out the old fence and put up a new one with sides that mean something. Slavery is alive and well in the USA. We are slaves to our own greed. And selfishness. And fear. And hate. And Government. And the Government Minded. But I believe these are treasonous words in this police state, and I fear I may end up in Gitmo. SO... I retract all that was previously stated and label this for "entertainment purposes only".

  12. In Texas..... on Supreme Court Ruling Supports Same-Sex Marriage · · Score: -1

    I can now LEGALLY marry a penis but I still can't LEGALLY smoke a joint. I can join the military at age 18, but I can't legally buy alcohol at the corner store. I can evolve from a monkey, but I have yet to have an urge to eat fleas. FUCK THIS SHITHOLE AND ALL THE ASSHOLES WHO MADE IT THIS WAY. ANARCHY FOREVER. ENJOY THAT SATAN PENIS.

  13. Again, Fuck Your BETA! on SourceForge Suspends Independent Project Mirroring · · Score: -1

    We all rallied and thought Dicedicks listened to the users and killed off the BETA. We were wrong. SO we rally again: TO SAY FUCK BETA FOREVER!!!

  14. Re: Just...wow. on Hacked Emails Reveal Russian Plans To Obtain Sensitive Western Tech · · Score: -1

    Apparently, you have never been to a gun show in Alabama. You are free to buy whatever the military uses. About the only thing you CAN"T buy there is a nuke. So wipe that anonymous egg off your dunce face.

  15. Call It The "Space Crazies" on Space Radiation May Alter Astronauts' Neurons · · Score: -1

    Sounds like a good movie plot. Put up some cameras so we can watch the fun.

  16. Ain't Vanity on Make Those Brown Eyes Blue · · Score: -1

    A Bitch??!!

  17. Re:When people aren't used to seeing extensions on Why We Should Stop Hiding File-Name Extensions · · Score: -1

    Ironically I like to run a .bat file that removes ALL extensions from my Windows installs. Been doing it since DOS. My directory listings are so much cleaner now. Only real drawback is that I always have to use my friends PC to see anything in them!!!

  18. No. It's not. on Methane-Based Life Possible On Titan · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Can we stop with fly by night theories? We are the only life forms. Get over it. Go feed some poor people. They actually exist. Quit wasting my fucking tax money on your hair-brained ideas.

  19. Re:cybernetic implants on NSA Director Wants Legal Right To Snoop On Encrypted Data · · Score: -1

    I also believe the master of puppets has pulled the shortest straw for you. And me. And it happened a loooong time ago. ******** Praise Dave For Bravery*********

  20. Re:This is no surprise... on VirtualBox Development At a Standstill · · Score: 1

    Well, that's just it. We don't have to willingly submit to Oracle. The software is free. Sometimes the analogy of a broken clock being right twice a day applies. In the fly by night world of free software, sometimes it is nice to have something that is cross platform, free, and backed by a large company. This software is VERY useful to a LOT of people and until it breaks or can't function, it will continue to be used. P.S. There may be a handful of us that know ALL corporations are jacked and so we don't care where it comes from as long as it works and peeps have checked it for holes.

  21. Just Give Me A List & Some Cash on Anonymous Asks Activists To Fight Pedophiles In 'Operation Deatheaters' · · Score: -1

    And I will just shoot them in the head. Punishment is not an option, only elimination. I am sure there has to be at least ONE other person that might lend a hand. That is if you are not too busy Fuckbooking.

  22. Tough Tittie Said The Kitteh. on NVIDIA Responds To GTX 970 Memory Bug · · Score: -1

    Meow. All Praise the Death of BETA!!!

  23. Make folders and rename pics on Ask Slashdot: Best Software For Image Organization? · · Score: -1

    Just because you have been lazy and not kept up with organization, don't think some magic app is going to do it for you. Make some coffee, take a deep breath, and start right clicking!!!

  24. Re:Thank you Slashdot ! on Last Three Years the Quietest For Tornadoes Ever · · Score: -1

    ^^^ THIS Maybe my karma can heal now. Yes, Thanks for no more BETA. Maybe you guys can concentrate on the mega spam posts from the wigger and the cleanmypc tickturds!!!

  25. Endless Supply Of Idiots. on Manga Images Depicting Children Lead to Conviction in UK · · Score: -1

    Leave no stone unturned. All evil must be committed. I'm surprised we are still here. . Buck Feta.