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  1. Re:I can beat AI with a hammer. on New AI Is Capable of Beating Humans At Doom (denofgeek.com) · · Score: 1

    It is the sound of electronics shorting out.

    Paying a doctor to look at my dick is a dumbass idea.

  2. Re:You Tell'em Linus. on Linus Torvalds Says 'Buggy Crap' Made It Into Linux 4.8 (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 1

    There are lies and there are DAMN lies.

  3. I can beat AI with a hammer. on New AI Is Capable of Beating Humans At Doom (denofgeek.com) · · Score: 1

    Bring on your pesky AI. What I don't break with the hammer, I will break with my urine. Bzzzt!!!

  4. You Tell'em Linus. on Linus Torvalds Says 'Buggy Crap' Made It Into Linux 4.8 (theregister.co.uk) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Buncha snowflakes and pop-tarts can't handle some feedback with a few 'fucks' thrown in??

    You are in the wrong damn career. Computers and their software WAS BUILT with profanity. It is part of the culture.It is just like the military. Wars are won with profanity and murder.

    If you don't want to hear it then go teach preschoolers how to color.

  5. Kermit Be Damned!!! on Anti-Defamation League Declares Pepe the Frog a Hate Symbol (time.com) · · Score: 1

    ribbit

  6. This Creature Is Going To Hunt You Down on World's First Baby Born With New '3 Parent' Technique (newscientist.com) · · Score: 1

    And then eat your brains. You should find a good place to hide Mr. Doctorman.

  7. Re:Nothing Should Be Blurred Out. on Taiwan Asks Google To Blur Its Military Facilities In South China Sea (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 1

    Think in one hand and piss in the other and see which one fills first.

  8. Re: Nothing Should Be Blurred Out. on Taiwan Asks Google To Blur Its Military Facilities In South China Sea (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 1

    Exactamundo.. The whole thing is moot. If one person or entity can see it then any person should be able to see it. That is the surface of the Earth, not what is in my shorts for you witty bastards.

  9. Re:Nothing Should Be Blurred Out. on Taiwan Asks Google To Blur Its Military Facilities In South China Sea (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 1

    That is why they call it gray matter. A small spongy material that unlike a swimming pool or a solar system, cannot be filled. I run a high contrast filter.

  10. Re:Nothing Should Be Blurred Out. on Taiwan Asks Google To Blur Its Military Facilities In South China Sea (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm not hungry at the moment, thanks though. I'm an all or nothing kind of guy. Either we ALL can see it or its all bullshit.

  11. Nothing Should Be Blurred Out. on Taiwan Asks Google To Blur Its Military Facilities In South China Sea (nbcnews.com) · · Score: 2

    End Of Discussion.

  12. Hence no one downloads torrents. The problem has been fixed. So what else is going on today?

  13. Re:Good Way To Ruin Brand Name. on Apple Approaches McLaren About A Potential Acquisition: FT (ft.com) · · Score: 1

    Whoooosh!!! I am so not talking about that it isn't even funny. I am talking about existing McLaren owners who shelled out that much for a fancy car will watch their value drop by Apple Buying the company. You know....because Apple sucks the sausage. Next time I will just let the Whoooosh go by and not explain it to you!!!

  14. Good Way To Ruin Brand Name. on Apple Approaches McLaren About A Potential Acquisition: FT (ft.com) · · Score: 1

    This will ensure your $1.5 million car will be worth $30k.

  15. Re:You Really Want To Go Down This Road MS?? on Microsoft Signature PC Requirements Now Blocks Linux Installation: Reports · · Score: 1, Troll

    I have never owned or purchased ANYTHING from Apple. For this exact reason. A computer is a general use machine with the ability to install or create what I want with it. I don't own a smart TV because I have a PC connected to it. Which makes it even smarter.

  16. You Really Want To Go Down This Road MS?? on Microsoft Signature PC Requirements Now Blocks Linux Installation: Reports · · Score: -1, Troll

    It is MY fucking computer and I will install what the fuck I want or you can stick it up your ass. Understand that shit?? We will watch you burn if you try to keep this up.

  17. Re:Most secure? on The World's Most Secure Home Computer Reaches Crowdfunding Goal (pcworld.com) · · Score: 1

    I'm a young whippersnapper so the C-64 is what I had 1st. I wondered what the actual available RAM was on those things. My Commodore had 38k available using BASIC. I always felt like the VIC-20 guys got screwed over by not waiting on the C-64 but no one can tell the future.

  18. Re:Most secure? on The World's Most Secure Home Computer Reaches Crowdfunding Goal (pcworld.com) · · Score: 1

    No one should need more than 5k RAM.

  19. Blame Someone Else on Right To Be Forgotten? Web Privacy Debate in Italy After Women's Suicide (ndtv.com) · · Score: -1, Troll

    for you own stupidity. She must be an American at heart.

  20. Join Meat Beaters Anonymous. on Russia Bans Pornhub, YouPorn - Tells Citizens To Meet Someone In Real Life (arstechnica.com) · · Score: 1

    Buncha fucking jerkoffs!!! Don't shoot your own wad in your eye.

  21. Porn Watching Indicates A Sad Human. on Russia Bans Pornhub, YouPorn - Tells Citizens To Meet Someone In Real Life (arstechnica.com) · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Fapping to someone else having sex is the ultimate sadness. Russia is right. Go meet a real human.

  22. I Click The Links on Chrome and Firefox Block Pirate Bay Over 'Harmful Programs' (torrentfreak.com) · · Score: 0

    But I have yet to get any of the physical media to download. I tried real hard. I even meditated to make it work better. I guess I need a 3D printer.

  23. Re:Snowden reads /. on Edward Snowden Makes 'Moral' Case For Presidential Pardon (theguardian.com) · · Score: 1

    Hello Mr. Snowden. Never mind all these shit posters. I am here to say thank you. There are a lot of us here that really appreciate what you have given up for your knowledge. Did you do it because you wanted fame? Did you do it because it was right? We don't care. What we do care about is the fact that you put your nuts on the line to get the most valuable information in the modern history out to the public. The public that pays you and who you were sworn to watch out for. You did EXACTLY that. You are always welcome in my house and I would cover for you til I perish. May The Lord watch over you. Forever a HERO. __ zenlessyank

  24. Tracking Anyone Should Be Illegal on New York Fines Viacom, Mattel and Hasbro For Tracking Kids Online (usatoday.com) · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It is called stalking. Just because you do it via the internet doesn't mean jack.

  25. That Explaines A Lot. on Microsoft Hopes To Hire More Coders With Autism (fastcompany.com) · · Score: 2, Funny

    You have to be autistic to like Windows 10. Mystery Explained.