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  1. Re:This again? on Ask Slashdot: Good Keyboard? · · Score: 1

    Model M is cheap spongey rubbish compared to the model F.

  2. Re:Or, it could be unrelated to actually extending on Elon Musk Pledges To End "Range Anxiety" For Tesla Model S · · Score: 4, Funny

    I was envisaging more Knightrider, less gay porno.

  3. Tubes! on New Crop of LED Filament Bulbs Look Almost Exactly Like Incandescents · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Someone needs to use this tech to make fake nixies, they'd look great.

  4. Re:What about me? on Make Those Brown Eyes Blue · · Score: 1

    So stop crowing, it means you've already won the game of eyes :-P

  5. Re:Good grief... on Bill Nye Disses "Regular" Software Writers' Science Knowledge · · Score: 1

    He probably made the mistake of reading the Slashdot comments section. That would rapidly lead to the conclusion that programmers are know-nothing egomaniacs.

  6. Re:Everyone's dream keyboard was already created l on Building the Developer's Dream Keyboard · · Score: 1

    Pff, a model M? Puny. Real women uses Model Fs.

  7. Re:Counterclockwise? on The Strangest Moon In the Solar System · · Score: 1

    Convenient that Saturn has a magnetic field, then.

  8. Re:Double Irish on Obama Proposes One-Time Tax On $2 Trillion US Companies Hold Overseas · · Score: 1

    Um, isn't that precisely what this is doing?

  9. Re:ps - I dumb, impatient things often on Carnivorous Pitcher Plant "Out-Thinks" Insects · · Score: 2

    What if the mistake you make is dying tomorrow, having put off a pleasurable life until the far flung future?

  10. Re:subject nobody reads on Ancient Viruses Altered Human Brains · · Score: 1, Troll

    Or was it just someone terminally stupid misinterpreting their ergot-derived delusions and cursing humanity with the result?

  11. Re:Agent Smith was Right on Ancient Viruses Altered Human Brains · · Score: 1

    Matrix lines said in the voice he used in Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. Ruins it forever.

  12. Re:[bleep] have the CURE for the VIRUS. on Ancient Viruses Altered Human Brains · · Score: 1

    Doing so would require the ability to breed, so that's a no go on slashdot.

  13. Re:agree with harmful on Chrome For OS X Catches Up With Safari's Emoji Support · · Score: 1

    Which is why Emoji is important - it's the *solution* to this problem, because it replaces arbitrary character sequences with dedicated code points. As long as there's an easy way to enter them, the substitutions can be eliminated.

  14. Too small! on NuSTAR Takes Beautiful X-ray Image of Sol · · Score: 1

    Wot no 5120x2880 version?

  15. Re:doesn't seem all that high-res to me... on NuSTAR Takes Beautiful X-ray Image of Sol · · Score: 1

    Sol's a difficult patient, and refused to go to the appointment.

  16. Re:I've been wondering why this took so long on London Unveils New Driverless Subway Trains · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Unions. The DLR has been automated for decades.

  17. Re:Anarchy??? on Piracy Police Chief Calls For State Interference To Stop Internet "Anarchy" · · Score: 1

    Funny, lots of little dictatorships sounds a lot like the practical implementation of anarchy to me...

  18. Er? on GSOC Project Works To Emulate Systemd For OpenBSD · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    I would have expected that BSD would be deliriously happy that the evil gaze of Poettering hadn't alighted upon their operating system. Why would you voluntarily infest your system with his daemon spawn?

  19. Re:Oh good. on LLVM 3.5 Brings C++1y Improvements, Unified 64-bit ARM Backend · · Score: 0

    Maybe if the GCC team had actually *believed* in their license, and not also used intense obfuscation to stop parts of their toolchain being abstracted out, we wouldn't be in this mess. As it is, though, LLVM+clang scratch many itches that GCC can't even reach.

  20. Re:Already commented on this elsewhere on Hitachi Developing Reactor That Burns Nuclear Waste · · Score: 1

    1 nail hammered through a testicle for each day they defer?

  21. Re:PowerVR graphics on MIPS Tempts Hackers With Raspbery Pi-like Dev Board · · Score: 1

    You expected a different graphics solution from Imagination Technologies?

  22. Re:But how long until computers generate good art? on Machine Vision Reveals Previously Unknown Influences Between Great Artists · · Score: 1

    So a bit of background first: the PC1512 included a planar extension to CGA, providing 640x200x16 colours. BASIC 2 provided dithered drawing of complex shapes.

    LAKESIDE.BAS was a very early procedural graphics generator, using a random seed to draw a, by modern standards, primitive 2D scene. In the distance there was a sky with clouds, snow peaked mountains reflecting in a lake, with little islands and sail boats. In the foreground, there were hills, white buildings with red roofs, white picket fencing separating fields, and all sorts of flowers, bushes and trees. Given how slow the machine was, it'd take a minute or so to draw each picture, leave it up for a little while, and then draw another one.

    Whilst this could undoubtedly be rendered in 3D in the blink of an eye, and all sorts of shader magic could make it look like an actual painting, I think it would lose some of the charm.

  23. Re:But how long until computers generate good art? on Machine Vision Reveals Previously Unknown Influences Between Great Artists · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'd kill to get a picture frame running LAKESIDE.BAS. Sadly, I've lost my copy of this late 80s "BASIC 2" curio, and since it was pre-Internet, it seems lost in time.

  24. Re:In other statistics on Apple's Diversity Numbers: 70% Male, 55% White · · Score: 1

    20% worried they'll win the lottery for a free sex change?

  25. Re:Stupid on Apple's Diversity Numbers: 70% Male, 55% White · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Or, another way of looking at it: they met their future colleagues, and bailed while the gettin' was good.