Of course they do - they love it. If you admit to using them, that gives the government the exclusive ability to blackmail you, through judicious discretion in the application of the law.
It frankly astonishes me how many people here clearly have never been poor.
Being poor is *shit*. I had next to no money as a student, and the experience strongly motivated me to never be poor again. Anyone who is satisfied with such a pale imitation of life is deserving of nothing but _pity_.
We have welfare, yet people still take jobs, and it's not like those of us with jobs aren't already paying for welfare anyway. All this does is chop out the bullshit middlemen.
"Sure, LibreOffice does not provide the same level of features and finesse Microsoft's suite may boast"
But MS Office hasn't really had any substantial functionality changes since 1999, only frivolous window dressing. How the hell has LibreOffice not caught up in the intervening *15* years?!
It's because they're lying about the reasoning. Diesel is easy to steal and then resell or use. It'd take serious organisation and equipment to nick hydrogen.
Audio plugins - open source ones are mostly gash, and they all tend to have unique sonic characteristics anyway. Cost big money, and often demos are crippled to the point you can't effectively evaluate them.
Cats are aresholes though - they'll indicate cancer out of spite just because someone petted them the wrong way. Their written reports are also entirely indecipherable.
That's OK, because they won't need your trust. They'll just shoot you in the face repeatedly with their cached weapons until they've got the tech working again, and then use it to conquer by force.
A dishwasher isn't about cleaning the dishes. It's about one less source of arguments over who has to do them. From that perspective, they're invaluable for improving domestic relations.
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This already exists, and is used in pig farming: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/... . It works equally well for humans.
Safer than you could possibly imagine.
Of course they do - they love it. If you admit to using them, that gives the government the exclusive ability to blackmail you, through judicious discretion in the application of the law.
It frankly astonishes me how many people here clearly have never been poor.
Being poor is *shit*. I had next to no money as a student, and the experience strongly motivated me to never be poor again. Anyone who is satisfied with such a pale imitation of life is deserving of nothing but _pity_.
We have welfare, yet people still take jobs, and it's not like those of us with jobs aren't already paying for welfare anyway. All this does is chop out the bullshit middlemen.
"Sure, LibreOffice does not provide the same level of features and finesse Microsoft's suite may boast"
But MS Office hasn't really had any substantial functionality changes since 1999, only frivolous window dressing. How the hell has LibreOffice not caught up in the intervening *15* years?!
It's because they're lying about the reasoning. Diesel is easy to steal and then resell or use. It'd take serious organisation and equipment to nick hydrogen.
Whereas everyone else who does this just buys protein shakes...
So not much use for the under 25 demographic that doesn't use their phone as a phone.
I've got unlimited data, why the hell would I care about the rest of the package?
Cool story, Grandad!
Meanwhile, everyone under the age of 50 secretly resents you for wasting their time with a voice call.
You seem to be under the mistaken impression that aid is charity. It's not. It's leverage.
"make menuconfig" already has the Linux gaming world sewn up, no need for any other games.
Because http://i.imgur.com/sjH5r.jpg
Dead reckoning.
I love getting intoxicated to the point I can't drive. If my car could do it for me, that'd be great.
Because who'd want to sell a product to a market segment know for spending lavishly on superfluous hardware?!
As opposed to a Weapon of Vaginal Destruction.
Audio plugins - open source ones are mostly gash, and they all tend to have unique sonic characteristics anyway. Cost big money, and often demos are crippled to the point you can't effectively evaluate them.
Cats are aresholes though - they'll indicate cancer out of spite just because someone petted them the wrong way. Their written reports are also entirely indecipherable.
Yeah yeah, whatever.
People actually use them medicinally? I always assumed it was BDSM masquerading under semi-legitimacy.
That's OK, because they won't need your trust. They'll just shoot you in the face repeatedly with their cached weapons until they've got the tech working again, and then use it to conquer by force.
Surely you only need enough to get it to melt?
It would seem the fix for that is to address the flaws in tax law, rather than screw up research for the benefit of humanity.
Surely when they spin off a company, that will happen automatically through corporation tax?
A dishwasher isn't about cleaning the dishes. It's about one less source of arguments over who has to do them. From that perspective, they're invaluable for improving domestic relations.