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  1. Re:Meego on HTC Considering Buying Own OS · · Score: 1

    All right! They've got two customers!

    Go for it HTC!

  2. Re:A judge can strip someone of their US citizensh on 5 Years In Prison For Selling Fake Cisco Gear · · Score: 1

    What the hell? I was unaware that there are different classes of citizenship. What if a person born as an American did this?

    You're given New Jersey residency and forced to live in Trenton.

  3. Re:Planned obsolescence treadmill accelerating on Gut-Check Time For Windows 8, Microsoft · · Score: 2

    Man, that is one twisted human being.

  4. Re:Do what? on Why We Don't Need Gigabit Networks (Yet) · · Score: 1

    Mind you, once you trim out all the ads, reality TV, "OW, my balls!"-style shows and the self-serving "OMG, this is a show about celebrities!" crap, you really only have a need for 5, maybe 10 kilobits/sec on average.

    Look, if you want to go with that argument, you could transmit all of 'good' TV with a 300 baud modem.

  5. Re:What about the sound? on HD Transfer of Star Trek: TNG To Arrive This Year · · Score: 2

    I rented some TNG DVDs and was disappointed that I could hear that they were walking on plywood floors. I don't think duranium floors would make a hollow thud when you walk on them. Are they going to fix the sound so it will sound good on a surround-sound system?

    So, you want to hear plywood squishing in 5:2? Not sure what sort of an improvement that would be, but hey, whatever floats your boat.

  6. Re:I like your style! on Turnitin's Different Messages To Students, Teachers · · Score: 2

    ## Humor failure detector missing in UID 876684 ###

    A)bort R)etry F)ail

  7. Re:Some better Pictures on Critic Pans Apple's New Campus As a Retrograde Cocoon · · Score: 1

    On the city's website is a better overview picture, as well as a map showing how it fits into the city.

    Holy Crap! That's a cyclotron! Hasn't anybody else figured this out? If you guys think that the Reality Distortion Field is strong now, just wait until this puppy gets finished.

    This just can't end well.

  8. Re:Who cares? on Critic Pans Apple's New Campus As a Retrograde Cocoon · · Score: 1

    Huh. That's interesting. And here I thought that the Architect's job was most to spend expensive hours arguing with the Engineer.

  9. Re:1 Infinite Loop on Critic Pans Apple's New Campus As a Retrograde Cocoon · · Score: 1

    Uncountable infinite sets tend to be larger than countable sets by a factor of about 3-4, although it's gone down a little bit recently since the recession.

    Still, better than my 401K. How to I transfer funds?

  10. Re:Essentially a walled world on Critic Pans Apple's New Campus As a Retrograde Cocoon · · Score: 1, Insightful

    This distinction works right up until the point where, as some rumors have it, Apple discontinues the MacBook Air and Mac mini in favor of new iDevices that are glorified iPad and Apple TV and respectively.

    Your argument works right up to the point were, as rumors typically go, they turn out to be false.

    Save your angst and garment rendering for reality. It's bad enough as it is.

  11. Re:Want to find your car in a parking lot? on Global Mall Operator Starts Reading License Plates · · Score: 1

    Just get a amateur radio liscense and set up a mobile HF rig with a giant 9 foot antenna festooned with strange looking wires and metal bits. Aside from scaring the crap out of anyone in a 500 yard radius when the antenna hits a low overhang, it's visible for miles.

  12. Re:Offensive on Turnitin's Different Messages To Students, Teachers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Yes, you're the typical grandmother if ever there was one.

    She is now.

    Really, maybe not '20 years of C programming' (that puts her in crazy land), but everything else is fairly typical these days. Outside of Pakistan, that is.

  13. Re:Similar to our aircraft carriers. on How the Webb Space Telescope Got So Expensive · · Score: 1

    It rather seems that your military procurement folks are worse off than hours. Which is a truly scary concept.

    The Register (I know, not the most neutral or sane of journalism outlets, but still) has run a series of articles on the Nimrod sub hunter. This was a 1940's era jet refitted as a submarine hunter (ala the Lockeed P3) but at a cost that rivaled the shuttle or a B2.

    Truly outstanding.

    But you do draw an unnecessary inference - the British military procurement office can be incompetent AND the contractors greedy little felons. Welcome to 'civilization'.

  14. Re:Corollary to Hofstader's law on How the Webb Space Telescope Got So Expensive · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Another law from time immemorial:

    A poorly planned project takes three times as long to complete as planned.

    A carefully planned project only takes twice as long.

  15. Re:it's a government project on How the Webb Space Telescope Got So Expensive · · Score: 2

    Just like the F-22, F-35, B1, B2, any naval contract in the last two decades and on and on.

    I think the last military contract that came in on budget was for a bunch of shower stalls during the Korean war.

  16. Re:Simple... on Ask Slashdot: P2P Liability On a Shared Connection? · · Score: 0

    Standard Legal Advice

    [ And now for the standard disclaimer: Legal advice is given by an attorney duly admitted to practice law after confidentially and candidly hearing your version of the facts and applying a specialized analysis of the facts and relevant law. This, however, is a silly post on the Internet, and not legal advice. No attorney-client privilege is created with anyone as a result of this post. Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball. If legal advice is what you want, go hire a competent lawyer. Don't ask slashdot.

    From Capt. Kangorooski

  17. Re:What's cool about a run of the mill Stella Arto on Boost Your Wi-Fi Signal Using Only a Beer Can · · Score: 1

    If you think you have tasted the worst the beer world can offer, you clearly havent tasted Emu here in Western Australia.

    You guys drink birds? You're doing it wrong.

  18. Re:So the set is Zero on Adobe Brings Flash-Free Flash To iOS Devices · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Troll mods, eh. There are Adobe fanbois?

    God have mercy on their heathen souls.

  19. Re:Hear it comes on DoT Grants $15M To Test Car-To-Car Communication · · Score: 1

    If they want to make roads safer, then they need to work on better automated driving. Vehicle to Vehicle communication is just going to be used to tell others exactly how shitty their driving is. If you think road rage is bad now, think about what it'll be like when someone can talk back and tell you to go fuck yourself and stay the same speed in front of you.

    Besides, we've done this already. CB radios didn't help.

  20. NO TYPING! on Researchers' Typosquatting Stole 20 GB of E-Mail · · Score: 1, Funny

    The attacker relies on the fact that users will always mistype a certain percentage of e-mails they send.

    Who is doing this? Who types email addresses and doesn't use a contacts list or similar?

    I suppose this is Window's fault but typing is so 20th Century....

  21. Re:SSDs are a better overall solution on Windows 8 To Feature 'Fast Startup Mode' · · Score: 1

    "Easy".

    I don't think that word means what you think it means.

  22. Re:*sigh* on Study Suggests Magnets Can Force You to Tell the Truth · · Score: 1

    Nope, Behavioural Brain Research is peer-reviewed and appears pretty legit..

    It is legit, but it's an Elsevier journal which means it is just one of literally hundreds of low impact, not so difficult to get published journals. They are peer reviewed, but that doesn't mean the research is correct nor particularly interesting. It's also behind a paywall.... Sigh.

    The birdcage of research is papered with Elsevier journals....

  23. Re:Alas, poor Dualism, I knew they well on Study Suggests Magnets Can Force You to Tell the Truth · · Score: 1

    We will eventually be forced to re-think a lot of cherished beliefs about brains, minds, and behavior.

    That rather is the point of doing the research, is it not?

  24. Re:Wow on Heathkit DIY Kits Are Coming Back · · Score: 1

    Those 20 ton stainless steel containment domes are going to be hell on shipping charges. And the DIY route is going to be hard as well. Scavenging every piece of metal in a 10 mile radius and welding it together is going to piss off my neighbors a bit.

  25. Robo Bowls! on Carnegie Mellon Introduces RoboBowl To Spur Robotics Advances · · Score: 2

    Two Robots enter!

    One Robot leaves!