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  1. Re:Changing for you maybe on What If We Lost the Sky? · · Score: 1

    That's not the sky. That's their teeth.

  2. Re:Encrypt all the things on NSA, GHCQ Implicated In SIM Encryption Hack · · Score: 1

    Because the keys would be the same as the lock on their luggage.

  3. Re:I think I speak for everyone when I say on NSA, GHCQ Implicated In SIM Encryption Hack · · Score: 1

    Is that recursion?

    Or will it be?

  4. Re:Superfish is present in Flash Video Downloader on Ars: SSL-Busting Code That Threatened Lenovo Users Found In a Dozen More Apps · · Score: 2

    This is the top of the superfish.js listing. Not that I understand Javascript very well (where are the line numbers?) but it seems fairly innocuous...

    *
      * Superfish v1.4.8 - jQuery menu widget
      * Copyright (c) 2008 Joel Birch
      *
      * Dual licensed under the MIT and GPL licenses:
      * http://www.opensource.org/lice...
      * http://www.gnu.org/licenses/gp...
      *
      * CHANGELOG: http://users.tpg.com.au/j_birc...
      */ ;(function($){
            $.fn.superfish = function(op){

                    var sf = $.fn.superfish,
                            c = sf.c,
                            $arrow = $([' '].join('')),
                            over = function(){
                                    var $$ = $(this), menu = getMenu($$);
                                    clearTimeout(menu.sfTimer);
                                    $$.showSuperfishUl().siblings().hideSuperfishUl();
                            }, .....

  5. Re:How does this compare to radio? on Pandora Pays Artists $0.001 Per Stream, Thinks This Is "Very Fair" · · Score: 4, Funny

    where as an online station could be streaming the latest hit from Lady Gaga in theory all the time for months on end,

    Now I'm all queasy even thinking about that. Thanks, you've ruined my morning.

  6. Re:This Just In! on Mars One Does Not Renew Contracts For Robotic Missions · · Score: 3, Insightful

    And a bad reality TV show is much cheaper, safer and offers at least theoretical returns on investments. Bad reality TV shows don't need rocket scientists either.

    3. Profit !

  7. Re:Why hasn't it happened already? on Al-Shabaab Video Threat Means Heightened Security at Mall of America · · Score: 2

    The payoff isn't immense, however. If they do blow up a mall, then you risk getting the Wrath of the Great Military Industrial Complex upon your head. We can stomp ISIS into the ground should we be so inclined - but we're not so inclined.

    If ISIS just rattles scimitars it's a no-cost way to get effective propaganda. Blowing things up entails real risks of escalations. Just ask Japan how well Pearl Harbor worked out for them in the long run.

  8. Re:Gonna lose some money on Apple Will Let Users Test iOS Beta Versions For the First Time · · Score: 1

    There's more than a few people who don't code or develop for iOS or OS X, but ponied up the $99 a year to get a developer account, just to have access to betas.

    Today's qotd is strangely relevant:

    "Stupidity, like virtue, is its own reward" -- William E. Davidsen

  9. Re:*beta* program on Apple Will Let Users Test iOS Beta Versions For the First Time · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Good. Get enough anecdotes and you might make a data out it. Or not.

    For better 'data' - look at the Apple forums. Even given the constant Sturm und Drang of your typical forum flora, 10.10 has been right up there with Apple's worst. Like SeaFox mentioned, open betas haven't appreciably improved the end user experience - at least as far as anyone this side of Apple can tell. Perhaps they did find a lot of issues, it's unlikely we will ever know.

    But it hasn't stopped Apple (or anyone else for that matter) from sending really buggy software into production. Probably never will.

    Don't eat at restaurant named 'Mom's"
    Don't play cards with a guy named 'Doc'.
    Don't run any Apple software or hardware before the x.3 revision level.

  10. Re:We Survived on Wired On 3-D Printers As Fraud Enablers · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Where do you come up with this silly stuff? Sure, you could 'print' a boat. A 3D printer capable of printing a, say 22 foot sport boat would likely be 15 feet tall, 30 feet long and take spools of material that have to be trucked in. As opposed to a fiberglass layup mold that's 10 feet tall and 25 feet long (and can be built using a bunch of plywood, a pencil and a decent CAD-CAM program). Neither is going to be put together by the folks down the street trying to make a 'cheap' boat.

    Nobody is going to print out BMWs carbon fiber chassis for the same reason.

    Maybe little stuff, maybe something as complex as a shoe (although not for a while, your typical plastic shoe has dozens of different types of materials in it).
    Further, the world of manufacturing is quite a bit more complex than the actual production of the widget. You have to put the widget into a form that is useful (add the engine, the windows, the electronics, etc for the boat, the rest of the car. You cannot and will not be able to print everything.

    3D printing for the vast majority of applications will be evolutionary - where it fits, it will be used. But it isn't going to be a revolution in how we obtain stuff.

    Unless, of course, your life revolves around Star Wars figurines or anatomically correct models of Bruce Jenner (however that's supposed to work out).

  11. Re:I'd suggest to recommend uninstalling windows t on Homeland Security Urges Lenovo Customers To Remove Superfish · · Score: 1

    Wut? I know Linus is a bit of a hard case, but I kinda doubt that Lenovo shivers in their corporate boots every time they here his name mentioned.

  12. Re:"Standing" on Federal Court: Theft of Medical Records Not an 'Imminent Danger' To Victim · · Score: 1

    Do you have any concept of what the case is about here?

    Standing requires you to have:
    1) actual injury (or imminent injury);
    2) The injury must be caused by the defendants' actions or negligence;
    3) The injury must be redressable - e.g., it must be likely that court action will remedy the situation and make the plaintiff "whole" again;

    What is alleged by the plaintiff in this case is that "I'm at heightened risk of identity theft because of this, therefore St. Joseph's is in violation of the law and should be punished for the leak." Except every injury she claims is theoretical - not imminent, and there is no way of telling from ONLY her claims whether or not these claimed injuries were caused by the St. Joseph's leak. My medical records have never been breached, but somebody's stolen my credit card number before... so there are, clearly, other ways for a credit card number to be stolen. My medical records have never been breached, but I've received spam mail that appears to be from my own email address - so again, clearly there's other ways for this to happen. My medical records have never been breached, but I've received numerous and frequent calls from telemarketers - again, if all they have is her claim, then the preponderance of the evidence doesn't show that St Joseph's is the CAUSE of her woes.

    What's more, the only *actual injury* she's sustained has been fixed already - Discover declined the charge & issued her a new account.

    What's left is big scary sounding ghost stories that "someday some hacker might use my stuff to do scary stuff, and the only way that could have happened is through St. Joseph's negligence."

    So... yeah, she doesn't have standing to file a class action suit. In making this judgement, the government *is* following the law. Of course, if you'd like to revise the rules for Standing, then I'll go file a federal case against you because I'm afraid that something I've said here might make you punch me in the mouth someday. Because you know, punching someone in the mouth is against the law, and you MIGHT do it to me someday, so it never hurts to get you thrown in jail ahead of time - right?

    Your points seem reasonable, but I don't recall seeing that the plaintiff had tried to set up a class action suit. That would be pushing the issue really hard.

  13. Re:Forget mice - consider dogs, horses, cats, and on Human DNA Enlarges Mouse Brains · · Score: 1

    ""This cost a lot," she said, extending her right hand as
    though it held an invisible fruit. The five blades slid out, then
    retracted smoothly. "Costs to go to Chiba, costs to get the
    surgery, costs to have them jack your nervous system up so
    you'll have the reflexes to go with the gear..."

    The USA isn't the only place with surgeons.

  14. Re:Creepy on Human DNA Enlarges Mouse Brains · · Score: 1

    What about politicians?

  15. Re:Bye Apple products on Apple Patent Could Have "Broad Ramifications" For VR Headsets · · Score: 4, Funny

    iPads, Chromebooks, Android tablets, Nooks AND Laptops in one school district?

    Folks, we have met the real Bastard Operator From Hell.

  16. Re:Just because others do it doesn't make it okay on Gadgets That Spy On Us: Way More Than TVs · · Score: 0

    You probably own a cell phone. All modern cell phones have a feature that allows the government to enable the mic and listen to your conversation even if the cell phone is turned off.

    Right. Look, there are serious issues here but you're not supposed to chew on the tin foil. We've gone through this dozens of times and you, Mr. AC, of all people should have recalled the conversation. No, I'm not going to Google it for you.

    Take some Xanax, smoke a joint, have a beer. But whatever you do mellow out.

    You're embarrassing to the rest of us.

  17. Re:Who uses any of that crap anyway? on Gadgets That Spy On Us: Way More Than TVs · · Score: 4, Informative

    Tug. Tug. All you have to do is unplug the Onstar box. The hardest part is apparently finding where they hid the box.

    No magic, not even any tin foil!

  18. Re:Be A Good Geek on Duplicate SSH Keys Put Tens of Thousands of Home Routers At Risk · · Score: 1

    SCRAGGLY NECKBEARD GEEK: "Hi neighbor, I'm a geek and I'd like to help you configure your router so you aren't at risk for man-in-the-middle attacks and other security risks."
    NEIGHBOR: "Wut? A guy called on the phone from Microsoft the other day and helped me through all of that."
    SCRAGGLY NECKBEARD GEEK: "No no no. That's one of the problems I need to help you with."
    NEIGHBOR: "But he already fixed it. Besides, you're weird looking and I don't want you messing with my computer."
    SCRAGGLY NECKBEARD GEEK: "It's OK, I just have to work with your router."
    NEIGHBOR: "That's in the garage - I still don't want you messing with my tools."
    SCRAGGLY NECKBEARD GEEK: "This is really important!"
    NEIGHBOR: "Go away or I'm calling the Police."

  19. Re:No surprise... on Duplicate SSH Keys Put Tens of Thousands of Home Routers At Risk · · Score: 1

    IMHO, we're trying to be optimistic that no one would be interested in our computing resources.

    I think in general, most computer users think that if they can drive a car, they should be able to use a computer. I've been starting to wonder if we shouldn't have a similar licensing program for users? I know, computer users can't physically damage anyone until you take into account cyber bullying and those help desk calls that seem so idiotic, you wonder where their head is. Tech Support probably wouldn't get nearly as much volume if there was enough testing to say, sure this person has a fundamental grasp of technology.

    This works out so well for driving. No, the cat is out of the bag. If it is a 'utility' then it has to be so simple that anything with opposable thumbs can use it.

  20. Re:YES!! OIL!! on Could Fossils of Ancient Life From Earth Reside On the Moon? · · Score: 1

    OK, let's go invade MARS!

  21. Re:Yes! on Could Fossils of Ancient Life From Earth Reside On the Moon? · · Score: 1

    OK, so when Earth is attacked by giant aptosauruses (? sp) and we don't know whether or not they came from Earth, the moon or Mars are your grandkids going to be happy with you, hidden in your cloak of Randian ignorance?

    I suspect not. They will spit on your cheap ass grave, assuming that the apto doesn't squash them like bugs first.

  22. Re:From the grave... on Resistant Bacterial Infection Outbreak At California Hospital · · Score: 4, Insightful

    But, in fact, the system works. Nothing is going to be foolproof or fail safe. There will always be screw ups or just procedures that don't fix everything. However, it is telling that the hospital's surveillance systems figured out what the problem was, identified the patients at risk and presumably stopped the 'outbreak'. 32 patients, although it sounds like a lot, is probably just a couple of days worth of scopes at a big institution.

    Although not clearly delineated in TFA, it appears that the problematic instruments were endoscopes used in ERCP procedures. These particular devices are at high risk of contamination due to their complex design.

  23. Re:Resistance is futile! on Resistant Bacterial Infection Outbreak At California Hospital · · Score: 1

    As always, it depends on your point of view. Are you a freedom fighter or a terrorist? A bacterium or some undeveloped, unevolved, barely conscious pond scum that is destroying the planet?

  24. Re:US: Welcome to the present on Credit Card Fraud Could Peak In 2015 As the US Moves To EMV · · Score: 1

    Having seen what passes for a signature leads me to doubt this will last very long.

    This. I've been signing various cards with a smiley face for years. Or George Bush. Or just an 'x'.

    Nobody cares.

  25. Re:"all but confirm" English lesson on 'Babar' Malware Attributed To France · · Score: 1

    And there is no fucking oversight.

    Aue contraire - the Israelis would disagree with you on this particular matter.