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  1. Shouldn't that be... on Google Working on Desktop Linux · · Score: 5, Funny

    GNoo/Linux?

  2. Ignorance... on UK Has First Verdict in P2P Case · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Since when has ignorance of the law been a valid defence?

  3. Ace! on George Takei To Play Star Trek's Sulu Again · · Score: 5, Funny

    The Final Fun Queer!

    Sorry, that's bad. But I couldn't help meself.

    I'll get me coat.

  4. Re:The UK has a minimal fine for no licence plate! on Britain to log all vehicle movement · · Score: 1

    Actually, a construction and use offence CAN carry penalty points for your licence. I work in insurance and remember a case a few years ago where a client was pulled over by the rozzers and found to be driving with four bald tyres. Four CU30 offences at three penalty points each = instant topping up ban for six months.

  5. Perhaps they can combine the names... on Google, Jabber, and Jingle · · Score: 2, Funny

    ... and call their sweet new product Gibber.

  6. Do yourselves a favour... on Holiday Gaming Potpourri · · Score: 1

    ... do a quick Google for Overgod. It's a fantastic retro-flavoured little game which puts me in mind of a cross between Asteroids and Tron. Zero cost, tiny download (about 2Mb) and hours of blasty fun. Too damned hard, natch, but maybe that's just me getting old.

  7. Re:Lyrics needed for Beach Boys "Goodbye Raisins" on Song Sites Face Legal Crackdown · · Score: 1

    In a similar vein, has anyone else ever thought that Queen sing 'Beelzebub has a devil of a sideboard... EEEE' in Bohemian Rhapsody? Or that John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John croon 'You're the one that I want, you are a vol-au-vent'?

  8. Let's not be too hard on them. on Remarked Celerons Sold As P4s · · Score: 5, Funny

    Perhaps it was just because they find it easier to say 'Pentium' than 'Cereron'.

  9. Billions and billions of devices... on How Things Will Change Under IPv6 · · Score: 1, Funny

    I call it The Thingternet!

  10. In the spirit of Blogs and Splogs... on UN Internet Summit High Points · · Score: 3, Funny

    Be thankful no-one's decided to call it The Thingternet. Yet.

  11. Re:Dupe... on RetroCoder Threatens Security Vendors · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    For crap's sake. The one time I get first post, it's on a dupe. That's just taking the piss...

  12. Dupe... on RetroCoder Threatens Security Vendors · · Score: 3, Informative

    ... from 11th November.

  13. Remakes, anyone? on A Closer Look at Star Wars on Film and Off · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Now that we have all six films, we know that the main thrust of the story is Anakin Skywalker's fall and eventual redemption. The main story is good. The execution is patchy, to say the least. You can imagine Lucas sitting on a big pile of money at his ranch thinking "Now what this dark, tragic story really needs is an annoying rasta guppy fishman..'

    So, this might be heresy, but I'd like to see a bunch of remakes in twenty years time, where the story isn't made up on the hoof and the budget for hiring writers is slightly higher than cake budget. Imagine Joss Whedon writing the dialogue...

    Just as long as Han shoots first, natch.

  14. Appropriate punishment for those responsible... on Splogs Clog Blog Services · · Score: -1, Redundant

    Flog. With logs. And possibly dogs.

  15. Is there a Fridge on Mars? on Mars Polar Lander Lost Again · · Score: 1

    If so, I suggest looking there. It's always behind the fridge.

  16. Ignore him! on Designer on Slashdot Overhaul Plans · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Onion makes my eyes water.

    *bdumTSH*

  17. Re:Linux needs a good, easy desktop. on KDE 4 Promises Large Changes · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    I currently use XFCE on top of Slackware. It's slim enough to work on old hardware, GTK based for eye-candy purposes, and configurable almost entirely by mouse. Much more pleasant to use than either GNOME or KDE, but less stark and more integrated than a desktop patched together with Fluxbox et al.

  18. Re:well... on $100 Million Marketing Push For Vista · · Score: 1

    Hookers and beer for $200? How many hookers? I'M THERE!

    No, wait, I don't drink beer. Can I bring some Bovril?

  19. I use Slack on all my home PCs... on Slackware Linux 10.2 Released · · Score: 3, Funny

    ... and the only big problem I have with it is that in order to get it just how I like it from a stock install, I have to do a lot of customisation. This is one of Slack's strengths - it's easy to tweak - but it does take time.

    From time to time I think about trying a Slack-based distribution which is focused more narrowly on desktop use, but the package selections are never quite right... so I'd end up trying to tweak them as well. In which case, might as well stay with the original.

    Ah, Slackware. Frustrating. Beautiful. Just like a woman, but without the breasts. And, in all probability, the closest most of us will ever get to a woman.

  20. Re:The Spanish Astronomers on One Find, Two Astronomers · · Score: 1

    Blatantly off-topic, natch, but I've always wanted to be in a band called Puny Humans.

    'Good evening Cleveland! We are... PUNY HUMANS!' (roar, cheer, etc.)

  21. Re:If Panasonic like Linux... on Panasonic Forms Embedded Linux Incubator · · Score: 1

    For the benefit of trolls, let me clarify. I can do everything on my laptop that my boss needs to do on his, though it might take a little longer. I have NEVER had it crash on me, whereas his regularly freaks out on him. Even after seven or eight years out in the field with a utility company before I got it, my Toughbook feels indestructible compared to the flimsy plastic on my boss's laptop.

    I repeat: beats the crap out of it.

  22. If Panasonic like Linux... on Panasonic Forms Embedded Linux Incubator · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ... is there any chance of them selling a Toughbook preloaded with it? Please?

    I have a second hand 233Mhz CF-27 running Slackware and it beats the crap out of the £1000 + Acer with WinXP my boss bought himself...

  23. Possibly this is a silly question... on Sun Spearheads Open DRM · · Score: 1

    ... but how can DRM possibly be open? Isn't that like saying that Nazi Germany was free because they made no attempt to hide the fact that the ruling party was a bunch of thugs?

  24. Re:We need another day... on System Administrator Appreciation Day · · Score: 4, Funny

    Come here and say that. I'll give you SUCH a PINCH.

  25. We need another day... on System Administrator Appreciation Day · · Score: 5, Funny

    ... for the poor saps in businesses too small to have their own IT department, but who nevertheless get the honour of running round like a tit every time a company director claims the Interweb is broken... IN ADDITION to doing their regular job.

    Me, jealous? Hell yeah. Last week I had to try to recover some data from a dead machine by taking the hard drive out and sticking it in the fridge. Without having the correct size screwdriver, so I had to fudge around with my Swiss army knife and a pair of mini-pliers. (They're a bit bitey.)

    I wouldn't have minded too much but when I sent an email round asking staff not to disturb the extra-large ice-pop in the freezer, I made a reference to MacGyver and got two dozen emails back in the space of five minutes asking what the f*ck I was talking about or claiming to be too young to know what the f*ck i was talking about.

    Come on. I deserve cake too, don't I?